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xueyuverse · 8 months

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Headcanon

Non-binary femboy Hua Cheng and transmasc Xie Lian, where Hua Cheng always exudes an androgynous beauty, wearing makeup, jewelry, boots with heels, etc., and Xie Lian has a wardrobe full of shorts and t-shirts where the most different color is the red one for stealing some of Hua Cheng's shirts.

#tgcf #xie lian #hua cheng #hualian #crown prince of xianle #xie lian transmasc #he's very masculine #like he smells like a horse #hua cheng femboy #hua cheng non binary #trans hualian #hua cheng smells like the more expensive fragance #something sweet but not strong

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spielzeugkaiser · 2 years

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[MASTERPOST]

Eskel is like "I WILL read this book about... A wolf and all his friends? Dancing and being. happy... 🥺"

#the witcher netflix #geraskier lovechild #eskel #soft eskel #geraskier #(no jeskel I am sorry but honestly I can see it at times)#omegaverse #listen retrospectively Eskel will slap his face (repeatedly) because it is at times pretty obvious (but only if you know!!)#did Milek accidentally call Eskel 'daddy' a few times? ofc he did. (how should Eskel know that he didn't just mixed it up in excitement.)#'oh he clearly meant his omega father' WELL #Roach should have been an indicator! but it's either that that name is in one of jaskiers songs (probable) and jaskier is like #'oh yeah he likes that one bard song about the horse - I swear he loves horses'#(that isn't even a lie and it's very Jaskier to compose an ode for Roach)#or he just goes 'We heard stories about a witcher crossing our town-'#and now wolf themed kids book. it's-#oh well #a lot of things are obvious when you look back to them #and I think Eskel could have made the connection! if Jaskier still had a lute. he would have gone at least once '... geralts omega bard??'#(who Geralt didn't really talk about but who they always could still smell traces of on him - bad thing that scents change after pregnancy)#but no lute?? connection not made.#that's the one jaskier thing Eskel knows of. always has a lute.#and retrospectively he can see that Milek and Geralt really look alike - it's at this age more obvious than later - because that is the age #that Eskel remembers. In which he still has a mental picture of what Geralt looked like? but it's been SO LONG #over a century #and Eskel was a traumatized child too. Things are. Very muddy.#the only ones who have a chance to recognize Milek are Visenna and Vesemir and that's it.

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canisalbus · 9 months

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Today I bought pomegranate scented and toasted marshmallow scented diffuser oils cause the scent combo reminded me of machete lol

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#gave me a chuckle #that sounds delicious #irl Vaschete sightings #sort of #answered #anonymous #if you want to find of what he smells like in canon you could try frankincense oil #also known as olibanum #it's the primary ingredient of the incense burned in catholic churches #and since fur and fabric absorb smells most dog people end up smelling like the environment they spend a lot of their time in #Vasco smells lightly perfumed (iris root & damask rose mostly) and occasionally faintly of leather and horses

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ellilyre · 3 months

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Hector is a prince but that doesn't stop him from going in the stables to take naps with his favourite horses

(pics to illustrate my exact thoughts)

#before being a trojan prince he first is a horse girl #when he was younger he had to secretly sneak in there #but priam eventually understood he can *not* prevent his fav son from smelling like hay from time to time #dont get fooled by my pfp i love Hektor si much #the iliad #hector of troy #tagamemnon #trojan war

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greypetrel · 1 year

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"I don't understand, Chuckles, why is Sparkler scared of the outside and Pikachu isn't?" "A mistery for the ages."

It had to be done. (Dorian survived the experience, Varric just did what the Hawke kids loved. Except he's not a panzer-like child like the Hawkes, and wasn't as appreciative.)

You're welcome about Varric.

One year later, I coloured it!

#dragon age #dragon age inquisition #dadwolf au #dragon age memes #varric tethras #solas #dai #dorian pavus #aisling lavellan #pencil art #wip #greypetrel #flash forward to ten years later #Aisling doing barrell riding and trick riding like it's nothing both dads scared shitless by her cartwheeling on a horse #and Dorian in a shady corner with a book complaining about the bugs and the mud and the smell of horses #Aisling tries to have him mount but he hisses angrily at her #Solas has to agree that MAYBE Varric was right since Dorian doesn't seem so prone to break his own neck

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mlp-natural · 1 month

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Jack about to get white girl drunk off his ass istg

White Claw, Red Bull, and Blue Raspberry Smirnoff is his drink of choice (The American Dream RAAAHHH)

#ponynatural #mlpnatural #spn #supernatural #mlp #sketch #supernatural with ponies #supernatural characters as ponies #sketch artist #jack kline #pony jack kline #silly guy #its funny if he has the alcohol tolerance of an archangel or of a horse #be really funny if he was a lightweight without his grace and with it but it doesnt stop him from partying!!#mutuals said sam would hate energy drinks and jack would love them and i am inclined to agree #sam is the kind of guy who has a BAD expirience in college after chugging one too many and hates the smell #Jack is just like me fr and the stimulant from caffiene actually mellows him out #dean thinks is so fucking funny #dean makes weird mixed drinks like this with jack #they do get cas involved of course #eileen would also hop on the wagon #sam would only partake if eileen was there bc he is down bad and also eileen knows how to make drinks well so he cant smell the caffiene

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hennike · 1 year

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cursed forever by the knowledge that there are mornings when laurent smells like damen

#DOOMED for ETERNITY #do u understand. Do u understand. He smells otherwise clean or like horse and leather after riding #but sometimes. Sometimes. he will smell like damen #(takes damage) (takes damage) (takes damage) (ta #something about this. Somethingn about this just…. ouvgghhh….#i think i need to go lie down

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afaroffsong · 4 months

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So I’ve had… a weird few days. I have my first ever dressage competition next week that I am not ready for at all. I’ve been having weird and confusing symptoms that I am terrified to investigate. We’re moving house soon and a part of me really doesn’t want to. And a random man, a farmer, my boss’s neighbour whom I’ve never met, wants me to work for him. Milking cows. (My experience with cows is limited to looking at them from a distance.)

#the dressage competition:#terrifying. dreadful. I have to wear fancy clothes and people will be watching me ride a horse. Possibly ride a horse badly.#the symptoms:#…#…pretty not good.#moving house:#WILL I EVER LIVE SOMEWHERE AND GET TO STAY THERE?#will I ever have roots that don’t get torn up and planted somewhere else??#the farmer:#is he a creep? He said he noticed I’m a hard worker.#He said he’d train me if I had no experience with cows. Which I do not.#Weird.#But also I am extremely flattered he thinks I’m a hard worker and rather excited by the idea of working on a farm.#(Is that even weirder?)#(My mom would kill me if I came home smelling like cows every day.)#Ugh. Someone make me stop feeling and start thinking.

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somer-writes · 9 months

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happy new year! heres a modern twi no one asked for.

works on lon lon ranch. hates when people try to help him thinking hes in capable. he either rolls or ties off his sleeve.

#linked universe #lu twilight #modern au #hes dirty #hes been cleaning the barn #he smells like goats #the barn cats follow him everywhere #he can be found napping around the ranch with cats on him #he sneaks the horses treats

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emmcfrxst · 4 months

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What would Arthur smell like? (My Arthur takes a bath every day. I count.)

he smells like sunlight, some kind of herbal-y scent from the soap he uses (i’m going with sage or something alike), but there’s also his natural scent, something earthy and a little salty at times from perspiration, gunpowder and fresh leather

#i am being nice and not going to mention the obvious which is he probably also smells like horse <3 u can ignore the tag <3 #anonymous #answered

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sea-buns · 9 months

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nothing quite like waking up on christmas morning and cracking open a freshly flattened jacob horse with the boys amirite

#he arrived like 2 weeks ago but for the sake of tradition i waited #i offered him to my cat to smell and she seemed intimidated #valid response ofc. everyone needs some time to adjust after seeing such a specimen for the first time #sea rambles #drawfee #jacob horse

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lemonsweet · 1 year

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A customer just came in with some kind of spotted great dane idk but this thing is HUGE

#like a small horse #its name is thor hes so cool #he smelled me and he was so horse like

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