#like honey no. it. it isn't.

[youvebeenlivingfictional]

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[dandylion-s]

something i can appreciate about the witcher is that the world of it is authentically grimy. Geralt is always streaked with viscera. Jaskier's hair is always greasy. Villages are always muddy. Even the elves are fucking filthy. Everyone except Yennefer who is serving medieval fantasy cunt 24x7

[columboscreens]

[icewindandboringhorror]

What would you choose? :0c

(note: original image is from HERE (link) - but I edited it to add a wider variety of options.. also added $3 extra to the total, even though I know that makes it more uneven lol, I thought if you're adding 10 whole extra items, the money to spend should at least be increased slightly, if that makes sense..)

[lunar-years]

Jamie spending so much time with Roy and visibly being so close to Roy that even Roy’s little niece takes note and ensures he’s invited to their Uncle’s Day celebration as Uncle Roy’s best friend, YET Jamie still being surprised, flattered and excited several episodes later when Roy does something as simple as invite him out for a beer, because that’s clearly something that’s unprecedented—the first opportunity to hang out as friends without any guise of it being for football—is just soooooo!! The implications are so silly. Roy definitely spent the entire season framing every interaction he had with Jamie around “work” and “training” even when he really just needed to be around someone (well, specifically around Jamie) because his ass couldn’t just admit he likes having Jamie around. We know from the show he showed up at least once in the evening for “once more before dinner” (Roy…it was literally dark outside and you’d already had Jamie running around twice that day. be forreal)

…so anyway! Roy bringing dinner over to Jamie’s 4 nights a week and it’s really because he doesn’t want to eat alone and having his meals with Jamie is just better, but he still disguises it every time as “well I obviously need to make sure your nutrition is sound and you are eating enough and the right things this is a very important part of your training. I am doing you a crucial service.” Roy bringing Jamie along with him when he watches Phoebe because Phoebe and Jamie adore each other, but Roy “makes” him show her some footie tricks in his back garden and claims it’s because “being able to explain it to someone else is how you become a leader on the team this is very important” or else has him haul phoebes around on his back or whatever as “strength training” to make himself feel better about just wanting Jamie to be there to hang out. Roy following Jamie back home after matches because he needs to “assess his post-match routine and make sure he’s not overdoing it,” but really it’s just them plopped on Jamie’s couch watching bad reality tv and judging it together. And then *obviously* he might as well stay over, so that he can also observe and give Jamie his helpful advice on a morning wake up and stretch routine. Totally necessary!

And look, part of Jamie understands what’s really happening here and at least sort of knows Roy really does like spending time with him outside of just work and training (hence all his best friend teasing on Uncle’s Day), but Jamie is also a bit of an idiot (affectionate) who in equal measure sort of believes he’s just deluding himself and that all of this really has been an elaborate and effective training scheme from Coach Roy.™️ They perplex and bewitch me. s

[travalerray]

Lan Xichen, I love you but like. Between Sect Leader Jiang and your brother, who do you think worsened the injuries in question

[very-poorly-drawn-tgcf]

Go work off that debt Xie Lian! ....with an extra babysitting job.

Meme template for y'all under the cut + examples I made.

Anyway hopefully next episodes won't take too long. The thing is. The Ghost Groom arc is a lot longer than I remember. I'm still racking my brain over how the hell I'm gonna summarize it because I am not going every single instance

[kaiser1ns]

TAKIISHI CHIKA IN CHAPTER 153

[terukotime]

ok. i am like 50% sure it's Hu now.

[shalom-iamcominghome]

I tried out a new challah recipe! It's a very soft bread and, if it makes sense, has a thin bite to it (as in, it's a very light bread). The dough was also surprisingly pleasant to work with! I didn't have to alter much of it at all in order to get to work

There's honey in it (I hate honey), but it's baked out pretty well, though it hasn't been baked out well enough that it can be a savory bread. If you added cinnamon or chocolate chips or something to sweeten it, I think the flavors would make even more sense. I think next time, I'll try to make it sweeter because the honey notes are confusing me a bit.

Good shabbos, everyone!

Recipe and credits below!

Ingredients (U.S.):

2 eggs

1 cup of water

1.2 teaspoons of yeast

1/3 cup honey

4.5 cups bread flour

1.2 teaspoons salt

1/4 cup oil

Optional: Everything bagel seasoning, sesame seed, cinnamon

In a bowl:

Break and combine both eggs. Set aside a small portion to serve as the egg wash. Stir well, add water, and stir until combined.

Before mixing well, add yeast, honey, and flour to the bowl

Add salt then oil. Mix.

Knead the dough for ten minutes

Cover the dough in a bowl until it doubles in size (approximately 45 minutes)

Deflate the dough, then separate into six equal parts

Roll out each ball, then braid the dough together

Use the eggs as an egg wash for each challah, then add any additional toppings

Bake at 350°F/176°C for 25 minutes

Here is the recipe in video format, by @jennmysterion on Instagram:

[feral-radfem]

'Radical feminist' is a role you have to perform and actively work towards not a label you can identify into. Lest any of y'all have forgotten: we are meant to be examples to the women and girls around us that you can exist and have a fulfilling life while defying patriarchal teachings and practices.

[crimeronan]

thinking about this little ficlet i wrote back in february for the worst timeline sans vee -- basic premise being luz escapes belos in the human realm and is reunited with camila, hunter survives his execution and finds her months later, luz is Very Happy to have her best friend back from the dead. (thereby making it not really the worst timeline at all anymore.)

mainly today i'm thinking about camila having no idea what The Fuck is going on. in the ficlet she assumes hunter is a human with an odd case of stahl's ear and oculocutaneous albinism & she's trying to match him to early-aughts missing children's cases. and not having any luck there. for obvious reasons

so i started picturing a slightly more fraught conversation between her and luz.... camila being just as careful and loving as she always is, but also being like. I Really Do Need To Know Who This Specific Boy Is. and luz being like. i am not even Remotely well enough to explain my whole nightmare fantasy princess deal. even if you would believe me. which you Absolutely would not.

so camila is like. i've been trying to find his family but i'm having trouble....

and then when luz Freezes, she's like.

....he wasn't kidnapped, was he?

by which she means "if he's your captor's son then he's less likely to have been reported missing when locked with you in a torture basement. this has no impact on my feelings about him as a person but Does affect what kind of phone calls i need to make"

but what luz THINKS she means is "he was Clearly in on the abuse and i am Going to throw him out. and/or get him hurt by the human police."

and. to say luz would not respond well to this would be.... well. an understatement!

[plushie-lovey]

Thought some of my plushies were looking pretty in the light of dawn

[diiwata]

(taps mic) district four characters with valley girls accents. (gets booed) (tomatoes flung at face)

[mrstsung]

Raiden enjoyers(specifically mk11 raiden),now i know what that's like to feel like your pookie grossly misunderstood and misinterpreted in media by fans.

Shang tsung is unfortunately joined that. (Side eyeing mk12/mk1 shang tsung fans so hard rn.) God do people not know that mk11 shang is a DIFFERENT SHANG TSUNG?! HE ISN'T THE SAME AS MK12/MK1 SHANG TSUNG. HE WOULDN'T EXPERIMENT WITH YOU. HE'S NOT SOME SHITTY SALESMAN. HE'S NOT A POOR WITTLE WAIF THAT NEEDS TO BE SAVED! mk11 shang tsung would fuck up anyone that hurts you! He'd burn the realms. Like god fucking damn it people! Alchemy and magic isn't he only vocation,he's a master martial artist,hundreds of years of experience. He's an engineer and strategist,he made his island practically self sustained (dont tell the us gov) like holy shit guys. If you're gonna have timeline shenanigans at least bother to remember that there's a fucking difference between all the shangs?! Mk11 shang tsung is a different shang tsung. Mk12/mk1 shang is a fabricated creation of fire god liu kang. (No even that god/titan shang in mk12/mk1 is a different shang tsung,i thought that was obvious?! ) but even then mk12/mk1 shang would treat you right still,not experiment on you! That's a waste! Besides. Mk11 shang tsung has more bite than that. And like i said.... TWO TOTALLY DIFFERENT SHANG TSUNGS. different timelines,different people. I thought that was made clear by the games. (I hate it, but if we are gonna have it you should pay attention to this? Especially if you actually play the game? This is how i KNOW Y'ALL AINT PLAYED OR WATCHED AND PAID ATTENTION TO SHIT.)

So a solidarity toast to people fucking up our blorbos!

*cries*

[honey-bell-aint-well]

I just realized how hard it would be to recognize AI art of Ford because. he already has six fingers