#like in the grand scheme of things

[korogie]

i’m still convinced dreams hand was on george’s hip during that grinding moment, it’s hard to tell and for the longest time i thought it was george’s fingers curled but im thinking it was a dreamie hip grab

I haven't looked at it enough but tbh it doesn't really matter if his hand was on his hip or not when he was just grinding up against him anyways

[jestermolester]

How many chimpanzees will live their whole lives never knowing they’re dyslexic. Wild.

[esta-elavaris]

Brother looked me in the eye tonight and said the name of my AO3 account lmaoooo

I played it cool but he probably knows, which means he probably knows this account - SO, Craig don’t read Catch the Wind, lad. You’ll end up traumatised.

[mirukutchi]

Like yea, dont buy the terf wizard game because duh the jk is a transphobe but i havent seen many people talking about how antisemitic the game is? Like really badly? Idk man, maybe thats just what ive heard, but whatever its not like im gonna buy a shitty hp game, i dont even like hp..

Also if u play this game im gonna assume ur an antisemite sorry :/

[fadedinmysong]

complaining about nct 127′s piss poor management when it comes to their tour scheduling feels like when kim cried about her diamond earrings being lost in the water

[unpopularly-opinionated]

Reading a headline like this and just...sigh...it's really the little things that make you feel like the end is nigh, isn't it? Like I don't give a shit about Disney or Epic, but I can't help but read this and just instinctively feel off about it. I'm not even sure I could explain why, it just...I don't know, feels bad man.

[unspecifiedvolcano]

why should i care about consequences when my life is inconsequential

[transjudas]

One of the hardest things about watching LOTMS is seeing Gerard in crisis and seeing those around him who love him doing their best to look out for him. And the past year we’ve gotten to see that same love and support while they seem to be doing so much better coping with things even through the pandemic. Because no matter how you’re coping, having friends by your side there for you is everything. (x, x)

[nonpoppie]

tianjiu (food 4 me specifically)

[therealslimshady]

psychonauts is like. what if you met your hero and he turned out to be a silly, kind, down to earth guy who was willing to be there for you at a moments notice and was also personally responsible for every bad thing that'd ever happened to your family specifically

[color-palettes]

I saw a palette here once with 7 bars of colors, are the maximum colors still 6? Or can we actually add like 7 bars now?

jam (queuer) has some explaining to do :'/ i dont pay him so it's fine i guess

as for your second question, ill open it to the crowd

[kroosluvr]

don't wanna talk, baby i just wanna dance

[corvase]

oblivious idiots in love prompts

feel free to use :)

one character trying to hold the others hand and failing miserably

so then they make a fool proof plan they think will work just to hold their love interests hand

the talk with their best friend like “should i just give up? at this point you’d have to be pretending not to know”

character b going in for a kiss and when they both accidentally bump heads character b can’t stop laughing at the insanity and character a is just confused because they genuinely didn’t know b was going in for a kiss

the stomach drop when your main character has to see their love interest w someone else or simply hear about them liking someone else

the spider-man meme where they’re all pointing at each other but it’s a conversation like “i said i didn’t like you like that because you said you didn’t like me” “but i said i didn’t like you because you were literally in love with someone else” then “i only said i was in love with them because you didn’t want me!”

one character being like “yeah im soooooo bored this weekend. when you are free. You know. i have NOTHING to do. oh what ever will i entertain myself with!!! WHOOeverrr should i entertain myself with.” and the other is just like “huh. yeah that’s pretty sad”

“i changed my schedule for you, you idiot.” “wait i don’t get it. why?”

one character going in to touch the other characters face and the other character freaking out like “WHAT????? IS THERE A BUG??? WAIT GET IT OFF”

^ but twist if they’re enemies and the other character thought they were gonna like throw a punch

your character being convinced they like everyone BUT them

“i can’t believe you didn’t know.” “YOU WANTED ME TO READ YOUR MIND??!!??!”

“marry me.” “what?” “what?”

OH OH BUT ALSO one character is asleep and the other whispers “i like you.” and they wake up like “what” and the response is, once again, “what”

“can i love you?”

“i told you i liked you!” “i thought you were joking!”

“but i don’t know how to love.” “me neither.” “okay. shall we figure it out together?”

“i like you.” “wait what? but i like you.” “HUH?????”

“i just don’t want you to hurt me. i don’t know how to do this, /name/.”

“be honest. do you know?” “know what?” “that i like you!” “you like me?” “OH MY GOD.”

[prolibytherium]

Would kill to read animal POV fiction that has the animal POV’s interaction with humans be like, semi realistic to the level of caution most predators take with large prey and/or competitors (including humans).

Like instead of the usual - “the human is such a weak, pathetic creature... so slow, no claws, blunt teeth… completely helpless without its 'Fire Sticks'. how is it the master of the earth?” type crap it’s like, the bear protagonist or whatever approaches some dude who spreads their arms and yells and the bear is like “FUUUUUUUUCK THAT THING JUST GOT HUGE. IT'S LARGE AND MAKING NOISES. HOLY FUCK.”

[omegaversereloaded]

This is literally correct and there are single disco tracks by black artists that blow their entire discog out of the water

[canisalbus]

Was thinking about the earlier asks about machete being remembered in modern times and can't help but think that he'd be a goth icon like Edgar Allen poe and mary shelley to modern folks like maybe he'd be referenced in a goth song or two lol

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