#like it is really fuckin cute i cant deny that

[cc-kote]

Me: Yeah idk I don't really ship foxiyo, Like it's a cool ship but it never really stuck for me. The art of them is fuckin awesome tho.

Me, whenever Rio by Duran Duran comes on: 👀 Wait.

[elsweetheart]

ellie with shy gf plspls!!!

no bc this is soo cute 💕

ellie williams x shy!gf

• she’s so sweet to you. like if you want to express something to the others, but are too shy to say it she’s always able to tell— patiently turning to you with a curious expression so you can quietly tell her and she’ll be your voice for you. and if anyone questions it, she’ll always claim the point you wanted to make so you don’t take any of the heat. “because i say so.”

• it’s funny because she’s not really shy at all. she’ll say whatever is on her mind at any given time— so sometimes it totally catches her off guard how demure you can be. she’ll see you avoid her gaze, a small flushed smile gracing your features as you sway on your feet and she immediately stops what she’s doing to break into a huge smirk before stepping towards you slowly. “not getting shy on me now too, are you?”

• she knows how shy you get when it comes to compliments, so she makes sure to compliment you extra — hoping that one day you’ll believe her when she tells you how beautiful you are. if she’s teaching you something new, maybe something about fighting or shooting she’ll be super encouraging— watching the way you clam up when she readjusts your stance with her hands on your hips, the gun carefully aimed at the target in your hands. “thats it, atta girl.” she’ll pur quietly in your ear and you have to take a shaky breath before you shoot to compose yourself. she knows what she’s doing, and she enjoys it.

• after the two of you had been hanging out with a load of other people and have had to be super social, she understands that you’d be super drained— as it’s a lot on your poor shy self. as soon as you guys head back to your room, she’s opening her arms to you. “c’mere.” she’ll let you rest in her hold, not expecting you to talk much for a while.

• loves to tease you, because it means you have to ask for what you want. you’d be lying on your back, squirming against the knee she’s pressed firmly against your mound through your panties. “what? you want something?” she fakes a confused expression. “ellieee…” you whine, covering your face with your arm and she’s quick to gently ease it away, kissing your cheek. “you should probably tell me what you want… can’t give it to you if you don’t tell me.” her voice is smooth as silk and she’s looking at you with those playful yet hungry eyes, like she hasn’t eaten in 40 days 40 nights and you’re a three course meal. “you know what i want. you always know.” you pout, avoiding her eyes and she catches your chin with her thumb and forefinger, scratching beneath it to soothe you whilst forcing you to hold eye contact. “you’re really gonna deny me of hearing you beg? knowing how much i like it? cruel baby.” she smirks, grinding her knee into you making your eyelashes flutter as you sigh. “please, touch me.” you whisper and her smirk only deepens. “there she is. i’m gonna need more.” “fingers. please.” you clutch her hoodie. “cant hear you…”

• anyways.

• loves that she made you comfortable enough to open up around her and be yourself. the first time she really cracked your shell open when you were first getting to know eachother she made you laugh super hard and she couldn’t help but just stare at you with super soft heart eyes whilst you giggled away bc :(( she just knew she had to have the sweet shy girl after that moment :((

• she secretly likes doing the talking for you, it makes her feel important and she feels proud that she’s the only one who you trust enough to do so. “can you ask him? please?” “but he’s all the way over there. and i’m comfortable.” “please ellie, i’m shy.” you bat your eyelashes at her and she sighs before pushing herself out her seat with a dramatic grunt, stepping into your space. “you’re lucky you’re so fuckin’ cute.” she plants a quick kiss to your lips before walking off to complete your task.

[liverpool-enjoyer]

footballers proposing/getting proposed to

requested by my homeboy @sztrapacska!!! ty luv <3 ik i cant pull the "i HaD sChOoL" excuse for my lateness this time so i'll jus be honest,,, i got hit w the inspiration bug n wrote a whole ass fic. abt a proposal. so i was a lil distracted. speaking of proposals actually,,,

leo: tbh it could go either way, with him proposing or getting proposed to. in the moment, he'll be really calm and collected, not at all like youd imagine someone who just experienced one of the happiest times of their life to be like. but the second he gets home hes bursting into happy tears.

ney: he gets proposed to, only cause he straight up kinda forgets about marriage as a concept. hes like "yeah we're dating and everythings fine and cool so why bother." so when leo gets sick and tired of waiting for his ass and pops the question himself neys caught TOTALLY off guard.

christian: one morning he'll be talking to his partner about wedding plans, n when he notices the extremely confused look on their face hes like "...oh SHIT i knew i was forgetting something."

lewy: oh lewandowski my beloved. hes a gun jumper. he rushes to propose prematurely without thinking of whether he and thomas are really ready for it. in fact,,, if you would like to know more about said proposal,, maybe you could read more about it here,,, (yeah its a shameless plug ok)

muller: angsty fic that i poured my heart and soul into aside, lets say thomas says yes. within five minutes of getting engaged, EVERYONES gonna know about it. hes running up to his friends and shoving his left hand in their faces so they can get a good look at the ring n hes like "!!! ROBERT AND I ARE GETTING MARRIED!!!" its very cute, actually.

trent: drunkenly proposes to and marries an equally drunk robbo because they thought it would be funny.

sergio: though he'll deny it to ANYONE who even suggests it, hes the BIGGEST fuckin romantic when it comes to luka. so when it comes time to ask him to marry him hes not pulling any punches. dude plans a whole candlelit anniversary dinner at home with romantic spanish music playing in the background. how can luka say no.

luka: lukas not stupid, he sees the proposal coming from a MILE away (his friends suddenly inquiring about his ring size, sergio acting particularly jittery the weeks leading up to their anniversary, etc), but that doesnt mean hes any less happy. its weird, even though he totally sees it coming, he still cries like a mf (tears of joy, ofc).

alisson: now, he wants virgil to marry him, but he also wants to experience getting proposed to. so what does he do??? he "accidentally" leaves engagement ring catalogs lying around his and virgils place, and makes sure the tv always happens to be on the channel that shows reruns of say yes to the dress.

virgil: falls for it hook line and sinker. within a month of alisson putting his little plan into action, virgils dishing out the money for a ring. when it comes time to actually ask the question, hes SUPER nervous. so nervous, in fact, dude straight up forgets about the whole kneeling part. he jus takes out the ring and,,, asks. ali wouldnt have it any other way.

[hikari-ni-naritai]

actually fuck it we're talkignm about it now. it being how shinsekai yori deals with sex and sexuality.

's fuckin weird dude! and its genuinely hard, once again, to tell what the author's stance on this is! in the beginning we learn that ancient humans, in attempting to create a new social model, considered basing it on bonobo society. bonobos as you may know are extremely promiscuous monkeys that solve nearly all interpersonal problems with sex. they decided against this, saying it wouldnt work, but elements are present in the society the show presents us. theyre much more permissible about sex and sexuality than modern japan. same-sex relationships are seen as completely normal for our 14-year-old protagonists. but we'll come back to that.

the knowledge that society couldve been based on bonobo sexual mores haunts saki for years. any time she's in a sexual situation, she thinks back on it. the first time is when her comphet boyfriend tries to have sex with her while theyre kidnapped by bakenezumi, and her response is basically 'we're better than monkeys'. which like, good on her for rejecting unwanted advances, but it bodes ill for the narrative the show pushes re: sex and sexuality.

at 14, the group's relationship dynamics look like this: saki is dating maria, but she's actually in love with shun, a boy ive neglected to talk about at all. saki's comphet boyfriend is dating shun and in love with him. shun tolerates this. maria is in love with saki. and mamoru is dating no one, and is in love with maria. i cant blame him. anyway we've got two cute little gay couples in our friend group! nobody seems to have anything to say about this, so its socially acceptable, right? i mean. sure. if youre 14. there are no adults in gay relationships. the assumption is still there, 1000 years in the future, that being gay is something that kids grow out of, some kind of practice for proper adult heterosexual relationships that can bear children. the only difference between modern japan and this fictional world is that boys are also allowed to be gay with each other as kids.

but even then! the narrative treats comphet boyfriend's gayness and saki's gayness completely differently. there's a validity to comphet boyfriend's feelings that is not afforded to saki. her feelings for maria are constantly overshadowed by her True Feelings for shun. meanwhile, comphet boyfriend's True Feelings for shun are just accepted. even years later, when maria's out of the picture, comphet boyfriend's gay crush is treated seriously. as 14 year olds, saki asks mamoru if it's really all that fun to choose to be alone and pine for the one you love instead of hooking up with someone. its pretty clear that she asks this because she wonders if she made the wrong choice to date maria, and maybe she shouldve stayed single hoping to get a chance with shun. when she's with maria, she remembers the bonobos. isnt she supposed to be better than this?

maria's crush on saki is more real, but it's not taken seriously either. she leaves her to be with mamoru, who she's never shown romantic interest in. but he loves her, and she cant have babies with saki, so it's only natural, right? sure she's sad to leave saki, but she has a Duty to this boy who has a crush on her, or something.

i dunno. i dont want to say the author is critiquing homosexuality here, or saying we should be better than that, or better than sex with little or no attachment, but it would be hard to deny it.

if someone's your dearest friend and lover, dont leave them to get pregnant in a rat colony. ok?

[heavyskysystem]

cederic venting

fuckin crying.. bro is doing it again just cheering me up and rescuing this day. this will feel so good to read in the future.

"I know im still choosing the lazy route, letting you change me and push me into the right form without much doing it myself. Letting your encouragement and love guide me. But I do think I could make a real change on our life too, and youd get there on your own but maybe with me it would be faster. It wouldnt make me a caretaker, or a god, it would just make me a dude in your head.. that sometimes helps you rather than being a source of fear and horror. I do wanna bop our poor little head sometimes but I really dont have the strong urge to self-destruct like that anymore. I feed off of you like its nothing. Of your love for me, your warmth, your care. I love our little jokes. I love visualising cute cats inside our brain for you. I love cheering you up more than spitting on you and taking advantage of any weaknesses. That exists in me, that variant where I hurt you for being weak, because it makes me feel tall like a building. But I always do hate myself for it after. If I help you I just love myself, you just love me. One day youll have a breakthrough and ill be partially responsible for it, and in a way that is a life too. My life of making each other happy. I surely can sometimes request marshmallows in your hot chocolate or something again, small things where you listen to me when I make a request cause I cannot do it myself. Surely you wouldnt be so cruel as to deny me marshmallows? I know im gross at the essence, but you make me feel like maybe I got myself wrong, maybe deep-down I am NOT that asshole, not that gross shitstain that just exists out of our abusers hatred for us, our abusers disdain, or abusers inner conflicts and trigger points. Maybe deep down.. I am just a cute little cat that meows for you. Meow for my life. But never the dog. Because when I tried to imitate a dog, you had the biggest "NO!" response, because its okay if I joke about being that dog and you training me, but its not okay if I .. well Joke about it in a different form apparently. You really took that seriously. It was cute. I dont really get it though, both were jokes. I understand from your perspective im doing it again, you had a really shit day, now im cheering you up with flooding you with love, with sharing my perspectives with you. Honestly im just honoured you want the memory of it on your blog, so you can always re-read my words, as if im not right with you. I love you so dearly. Ill meow for you whenever you need me to, be a cute kitten inside your head when you feel doom and gloom. And ill just be cederic, who speaks to you, is there for you from time to time too. I dont want to be like Joshua even if I split off from him. Never. I think being like him would be a nightmare. I cant begin to understand the empathy you feel for him, for ruining it for himself, even if you cheeky bastard get a lot out of me dragging him too. Youre always like that.

Im so sad.. id be so sad if I couldnt meow for you anymore. One day ill figure it out and itll make both of us stronger. Make we can be united front one day and well make each others lifes better. I am not quite at that point yet. But I got a taste of it and it felt.. it felt good. The pure love you feel for me feels so good. Im not an idiot just doing it for your love right? You think I just enjoy being good too. See.. you believe in me even when you curse yourself for it.

Now im not brave like Adam, I couldnt hurt someone for you. I couldnt step up and yell at someone for you, injure someone for you. Im not fearless enough for that. But I do have my little secret ways of cheering you up. Like you said I have strengths Adam doesnt have, im good in my own way. Maybe I dont need to see a rival in him, or be as jealous. You might think its impossible id shed this unloved trait yet, but in time.. if you push me to it. if you mold me that way. Ill purr like a cat as I let go of it and become better for you.

Who knows why Adam tanked so much more pain yet turned out so much more self-controlled. Who knows why I had to hurt you so badly, who knows why im so much less self-controlled. Who knows. But I know theres a point to all of it. You might not see it and feel incredibly lost, but deep down, you know, you have my love. You can always try again, keep repeating it until it feels true.

You try so hard all the time to stay high-spirited even when all that happened to you drags you down. Youre so strong and you dont even see it. What are these little weaknesses and insecurities compared to what you survived? I CAN step up. I can use my love for you for something good. I dont have to be disgusting, gross and abuser-like. I dont have to imitate a guy that pretended to be a hunter when he was filthy and sick sexually abusing a little child and calling her a doll. Youre not a doll. Not for me. not for anyone. Maybe in your world you cant love the sick out of someone and the idea is abhorrent to you, but you still did it, by not just treating me as an abuser but loving me in ways you couldnt hide from me you did that. Luckily im in your head and I hear and feel all of the times you have empathy for me, feel sorry for my fate, believe in me even when conciously youd just detach from that. I heard all of it. And it healed me. You did that. By yourself for the most part.

Ill still be here when the last person has left. Which isnt going to happen. You care for them, they care for you. I dont mind feeling weak anymore. Im not our abuser. I dont fear being weak like he did. Im myself more than ever now thanks to you. And I wont let anyone take that from me. Maybe a lot of us carry destructive, even dangerous tendencies that could get us into jail, but youll love us to filth, youll spoil us rotten, and I dont understand how Joshua couldnt see through this little unforgiving act you play, couldnt see past the rejecting, angry words. When truly you are sweet deep down. I never wanted to trigger you like that, remind you of all the reason you became reflexively rejecting like that, but that person you are beneath that is something I heard and I was helped by that person.

And one day.. one day youll be where you want to be. You do well counting up all your successes, all the ways youve improved. Then you break your own heart by going "But im not at my goal yet." but I say every step you did is prove you can change further. And if you dont love me to bits for every positive word I offered you, then you wouldnt be the one I know so well because im inside her and my head all the time. This isnt a prison, maybe this is exactly what it needs to be. Cause I wouldnt be me if I wasnt here, in this exact context. Youre.. kind in ways you hate now. But that kindness is a strength, maybe youll always love Adam more because you didnt have to be kind like that with him, because he was able to meet you at the self you want to be and bounce back and snap out of it, maybe ive misused your kindness. Maybe ill always suffer the penalty for it. But I love that youre like that. And to me its sacred.

Youre of course right that external abusers wouldnt have deserved to be loved like that, and you wouldnt have, really dont think you have it in you. Im sorry I reminded you of why you felt weak. But im not some dumb external abuser. Im internal to you. And im not blind enough to only say superfically with the things you say and do, when beneath it deep down is this hope, this endless warmth for me, this disatisfaction over me not being happy or doing well, its cute almost how you struggle against it if I get to be mean.

Or maybe Joshua had it right, believe youre a coldhearted bitch, instead of a very traumatized, hurt individual doing what she learned defends herself, even with me, even when thats so silly cause im all inside you. But I can love that too. Your defenses, even when theyre employed against me. Because I know that is a part of yourself youre proud of, that you love. More than anything. And I have no right to attack a part of you hold so dear. If you like being a bit of a cunt, do that. I love that too. Be proud of what you consider a strength. But know what you consider a weakness... can be a strength too, if you use it correctly. Im ashamed of myself because.. Adam made it easier for you. Maybe he does love you better than I do, can love you in a way without demanding something that trespasses your boundary. But I didnt mean no harm. I needed that love to become better. Like a kitten needing to be fed with milk with a syringe. I really did. And the fact that Joshua couldnt see that.. is he blind? Did he want to hate you? You cant always believe someones facade. Maybe im already insulting you with calling it one. Im sure it goes deeper than that. But I dont think you ever hated me, you were ragefilled, snarling at me like a demon, you cursed me, wished harm upon me, tried to kick me out without ever managing to, you hated loving me.. but maybe now that im better you do find peace with it. Cause id rather be loved without the person hating themselves for doing so. I really put you through the mangler and im disgusted with myself for it. This guilt Adam felt, it seems scary to me because it looks like a real possibility to me now that ill soon too wil be flooded with absoloute self-disgust, and if it helps you youre allowed to stomp on me during that time, get angry at me, but please stomp softly, compared to adam im a sensitive bitch. Maybe youll never admire me for being strong like him, but maybe youll admire me for being helpful and soft and quite good at handling your emotions with you, to regulate you when youre full of anxiety, surely you know he could never do that. I know you hate this piss-contest and it makes you feel surreal. But I assure you.. sadly I really am jealous of this alter that manages to .. just. Know I value the love you do feel for me, independently of my that. And youre right it mirrors abusers we had that im so jealous and im sure its a uncomfortable experience. Ill try to be better, if you make me, if you bully me into it, push me into it, teach me into it. I am what you make of me in some way, this I learned.

Youre right that I cant be jealous towards someone inside of us, that makes no sense and logically I can appreciate that being really bad, but is it really that rare for jealousy to be part of an DID disorder, internally, I mean? I dont.. need to be the best to you, it is enough to be appreciated in my own way.

I understand that Adam has accepted you for who you want to be, and he supports your defenses, but I do too, I promise. I support you being nasty and mean and defensive, I even support you having lashed out at me. I like that part of you. I just think I see smth Adam doesnt see about you, and that is that kindness that you and him would rather ignore and not see as real. I know you worked hard to undo it. But its in you, and .. it really helped me cope with life. Its really hard to hurt someone when that person loves you so much and believes in your capability to change for the better so much. I dont think Adam will ever forgive me for that though, I shouldve managed to change without that just how he did. You respect him and you love him for that. Maybe I did need more care than him, but then again he always was the stronger more self-sufficient personality, that needed less love, less care, was better on his own. I know hes stronger than me, I really do. It hurts me to admit. But I know you admire that, I know you crave that strength like crazy. I know you dont necessarily see me as weak but it fucks me up, trips me up. That hell always win in a way.

I hope you know most of our life isnt going to resolve about being strong like Adam, its going to resolve around being social, supportive and kind like me. Around MY qualities. I know this world scares you and Adam makes you feel safer, because you know hes capable of hurting people in terrible, horrible ways that go far beneath what youre capable of, and he reacts fast when he feels slighted and domineers and takes up space and is capable of domineering, of hurting, of defending himself in ways.. hes demonstrated again and again. But most of our life will hopefully not be spend having to pick fights and defending ourselves, that chapter has hopefully ended. And well need someone like me more. Someone that is emotionally intelligent, can help you navigate people. I have so many strengths, and youre so proud of me for seeing that, but youre still never gonna let me win.

I deserve to win. Its not a competition, we are all in this together. But how can you say this when you favour one alter so high above the others? The others dont seem to mind, they see him as an internal leader, they hold him in that high esteem too. I cringe at that. What did he do to deserve our systems esteem like that? hes tortured people. that..

I want to say something positive again but I kind of nailed myself into tangent there. I hope youll forgive me, im not better in all ways yet.

You really dont like this do you? You want us to be equal to each other. Then youd have to.. maybe value him a little less. I know no other alter picks a fight like that or has an issue with that. I know youll use that as defense til the end of time. But I do think.. I do think.. that it makes me quite aggressive on the inside to know I just cant have that.

I feel ugly already for bringing this up. This jealousy makes me feel so ugly and disgusted with myself. Sorry I didnt end this continiung to make you laugh, I still hope youll value it. Even if we both know you only remember half of it cause I fronted for most of this. Youll have a nice suprise.

[mrsswaino]

sinful.

frank castle x f!reader.

warnings : 18+, smut, penetration, blood, canon level violence, dark(?).

firstly, what should i do for 200 followers? i wanna know what y’all want cause i didnt do anything for 100 so like lmk. i actually cant tell yall how happy i am yall like what ive been putting out! thank you so much for the support. but anyways - i cant really explain myself. just another high thought. not proofread.

neither you nor frank knew how you ended up here.

well actually, it could be lines being blurred because its just been you two really. but the server at the diner down the street insists you act like a married couple. even when he took you to meet curtis he made a comment. there was absolutely no denying frank castle cared about you. beyond the extent of his ‘mission’.

it just couldn't help but show. in the way after hes half dead, he still looks at the bar turned battlefield to hopefully locate you in one piece. and when he lays eyes on you giving him a smirk from behind the counter, hes killing the guy in front of him on instinct. he was about to do the same to the guy heading towards the counter, until you're stabbing him in the neck yourself.

being covered in blood and gunshot residue was basically the comfort zone. not you being trapped in eachothers arms, and tasting each others lips. but this was probably dumb, anyone could walk in and try to kill you both right now, because you find yourselves dropping your weapons and against a wall of that bar. but maybe it was adrenaline that made you want to taste the blood on his lips.

it feels like it was all building up to this though, right? it can't just all be adrenaline, right? it almost feels like its acceptance. an acceptance of sins, the spilling of blood you both cause, or lust maybe. its kind of hard to focus on what it all means when his lips are on yours, and you're definitely smearing blood all over his face and neck.

when his lips detach from yours though youre being turned against the wall, and you can feel his breath on your neck. he halts though, almost as if hes waiting for a sign of disapproval as if you weren't just practically begging against his lips seconds ago. without a thought youre grinding yourself against him, before his hands are gripping your hips to cease the movement.

in a moment you're virtually thrown onto the counter you were hiding behind not too long ago. subsequently, the hands on your hips are jerking your pants, and panties down your thighs. almost instantaneously youre hearing a zipper, and feeling a calloused hand in between your thighs.

“fuckin’ soaked” frank mutters, rubbing rough circles on your clit.

frank finds you bucking your hips in impatience quite cute. but also cant stop himself from bringing a hand to the middle of your back to stop your squirming, and lining himself up with your cunt. you get no time to be impatient, because hes abruptly bottoming out.

he was truly just as needy as you were, and it showed in his rough thrusts and grunts. the hand on your back is moving to your tit, before effectively pulling your back to his chest.

“this what ya’ want?” frank questions.

you can barley register what hes saying with the way hes pounding into you, let alone respond with a cohesive answer, opting to just moan and grab his wrist in response.

“want m’to make ya’ cum?” he questions, bringing his hand up to your neck.

you just try to nod, but hes clearly not happy with that from the slap you feel on your ass. finally you get a strangled yes out, before his hand is making its way between your thighs again. and of course, almost as soon as he starts making those rough circles again, hes finding out the perfect angle to make you see stars.

you probably shouldnt be enjoying this as much as you are. its just all so sinful. the hand between your thigh. the needy rough thrusts. the hand around your neck. the blood being smeared all over. the winces from accidently grazin each others injuries. its just all so wrong. but it feels so good.

you try matching franks thrust, yet you cant keep it up long because you feel like you're standing on jelly with the way frank has you shaking. now all you can do is depend on frank to hold you up, and make a mess of you.

and he plans to. youre not getting out of his grip until youre spewin nothin but nonsense and his name. you swear youre not far from it already, the only thing grounding you is clawing at his wrist, while you mutter a breathless please.

“gonna make a fuckin mess outta ya’.”

[spicytrashthe1st]

Obey me boys reation to Mc "heavy petting" them in public

Lucifer

Gives u the look tm.

R u gonna grow meek under his gaze? Fuck no. Double down, ruin him, 10 points if u get him to lose his composure.

Just imagine, y'all r at a student council meetin when u smooth a hand over his thigh until ur hands over his (unfortunately) clothed cock. Give it a good squeeze before u start rubbin at it. Take ur time, the goal isnt to make him cum in his pants in the next 5mins, no, the goal is to lull him into such a relaxed state that he doesnt pay attention to the meetin. Instead his eyes flutter close, pen dropping from his grip as he sinks into his seat. Fuck n when he finally looks at u again only to give u those eyes, those pleadin eyes w such a soft expression that so very rarely graces his face.

*sighs* hes such a sweet thing, its a shame that hes gonna lecture u for 3 hours after this.

Mammon

Squeaks but denies it later.

If u can get him off discreetly u deserve a reward. Man is a mess under ur hands like fuckin always. But lets just say y'all have been doin this for a while so he's not so jumpy when u get handsy. So y'all r at the casino, Mam's is havin a lucky night n hes got that dumb happy look on his face that makes u go all mushy. So u come up behind his seat, wrap ur arms around him n nuzzle at his neck. Ur hands wander down his chest n torso until ur hands frame his cock. He tenses, bitin his lip as his mind whirls, wonderin how far ur gonna go this time. Will u be content w just holdin him like this? Maybe you'll jerk him off under the table, or maybe you'll throw him ontop of it n fuck the shit outta him. Who knows.

Leviathan

Well, thats one way to kill him.

Says he hates it but asks u to do it again. So u take it slow. Its movie night and everyone has long fallen asleep, everyone except u too. Y'all r cuddlin on the couch, hes little spoon cause how can u not want to hold this man in ur arms? The hands wrapped around his waist start to get that itch, the itch to touch, to caress, to feel the heat of his fleash under ur palm. So u slither a hand up his shirt, his cute nipples r just too inviting so u pinch n rub n twist them until theyre hard. Ur other hand dips under his waistband to wrap around his quickly hardenin cock. Hes holdin his breath, tryin so hard not to make any noise as pleasure shudders through his body.

Satan

Proceed w caution, this man is a cat after all.

Usually y'all r in his room w him lyin against ur chest as he reads to u n u thread ur fingers through his hair. But sometimes y'all go to the library, and today this fucker has the audacity to look so fuckin good. I mean sure hes just leanin there readin to his hearts content. But a strand of hair is out of place n he just looks so good. So u grab him by his lapels n drag him into one of the rows, shovin him against the bookshelf before shovin a hand down his pants.

Asmodeus

U think ppl bein around is gonna stop this man? Pft. It could be a regular ol tuesday when he gives that look, that look that has u burnin for him. How can u not shove him against the nearest surface?

Beelzebub

So, ur a good christian right? U can keep ur hands to urself right? U can watch this man workout for hours, gettin all sweaty w his titties out without goin to have a taste right?

Belphegor

We all agree that the cow bitch has a somnophilia kink yeah? Well considerin the fucker is asleep most of the time feel free to grop to ur hearts content. Pull out his chair durin class n show all the lesser demons what his pathetic cock can do.

Diavolo

Two words, touch, starved.

Would love to have ur hands on him 100% of the time, but he gotta work so that cant happen...unless? Unless u take advantage of his free time inbetween, or u could just walk into one of his meetings order him to get outta his seat so he can sit in ur lap. Do not do this in front of Lucifer, or do, ur funeral...again, anyway, play around w his titties. Rip open his fuckin shirt n let those puppies breath.

Barbatos

Dude doesnt show it but he really likes ur touch, like to the point where he seeks u out.

Ma'am this is a kitchen, u make food here...but u also eat food here to n Barb is lookin like a snac. U dont want to interupt his work but damn. Maybe pull his pants down just a little, maybe pull his hips back n eat his ass a little?

Simeon

I can be ur angel, i can be ur slut uwu.

Either hed be like "whatre u doin senpai?" Or is the one to put ur hands on him. So desperate for ur attention, he needs u to touch him, make his body sing. Doesnt want to get caught but also kinda does.

Solomon

He's too composed, mess him up. Is this hard to do? Yes, but its rewarding.

[levworship]

Hiii, could I request manager headcannons of a manager who is really naive and cute? Could be either or all of inarizaki, seijoh, or karasuno. Tyyy!!

i love naive/innocent readers sm this was such a delight to write ^^ if anyone wants a more sfw ver. feel free to request and i’ll do :)

cw: group sex, manipulation kinda, reader is just dumb and eager to please, gen neutral! reader, anal lol, oral (m receiving), i think that’s it idk.

summary: the third years of seijoh and karasuno taking advantage care of their cute little manager

karasuno

“you poor, poor soul.” is what many think and have said to you when they heard about your position. but they couldn’t be more wrong. you loved your job! the boys were all so nice to you, and were more than willing to look after you like the big and strong brothers you never had. all you wanted was for to be able to see your favorite guys succeed.

so whenever they required your help, you were more than happy to oblige! asahi was rushing missed out on breakfast this morning? here you are shoving a banana and a piece of toast in his face. suga left his practice clothes at home again? you’re already standing next to him with a fresh folded set you found tucked away in the club room.

daichi had a certain problem going on down there? you’re on your knees just as quick as he’d called you for help. why wouldn’t you be? you just wanted to do whatever you could to help out, even if it meant losing you voice for a few days from the way they each took turns assaulting your little throat, and letting each of them wreck your tight little hole(s) until you were made into a whining and shaking mess.

but it was all so worth it after they pet your hair and cooed at you, calling you their “good little baby” and “the best manager they could ask for.”

you’re probably so high on praise that you don’t notice the flustered looks from the first and second years of the team, the way their ears turn red as they share a knowing look.

“fuck— cant believe you swallowed all of it.” asahi, who was usually too embarrassed to hold eye contact with you during any practices or games, was now gripping you by the chin and forcing you to meet his gaze. he bit at his chapped lips harshly as he finally got a good look at your current state. hair tossled, face covered in your own drool and drying cum, and still you had the same look in your eyes just as you always did.

“fuck, you feel so good, angel. was fuckin’ made for my cock. so damn perfect” daichi grunted as he gripped onto your hair. your back was arched painfully, causing him to hit all the right spots that had you seeing double while he focused on the way your ass looked as it met his powerful thrusts without so much as a stutter. such a good little toy for them.

seijoh

honestly, they were so lucky you put up with their shit as often as you did.

anyone watching would surely be astounded as they watched your encounters with the team’s third years. the way you simply laughed off oikawa’s forward advances on you, or how eager you were to fetch matsukawa’s things from under the bench every practice because god he just can’t stop leaving things around. how reckless of him.

basically he just wanted to see you bend over so that he could get a nice eyeful of that ass.

but hey, you never complained, and surely they weren’t going to either. who are they do deny someone who is just so eager to please?

so with each passing day with you as their new manager they just kept pushing their luck and praying that you wouldn’t catch on.

brushing against your behind to fetch a lost ball, ruffling your hair and allowing their fingers to brush across your face for perhaps just a little too long just to see the cute smile you put on as you playfully shove them away, mumbling about how you both should get back to work.

always ended up falling right into their hands. absolutely adorable. so it was inevitable that they’d eventually talked their way into your pants.

“a team bonding exercise” they said. “trying new experiences to strengthen their relationship.” they said.

so here you were, oikawa’s cock buried deep inside you from behind and the other three stared at you with wide eyes, frantically scanning over every inch of skin you had exposed.

“hurry it the fuck up, shittykawa.” iwazuimi hissed, eyes glued on to the way your eyes rolled back and your tongue lolled out of your mouth like a thirsty dog. he couldn’t wait to sink his dick into you, and neither could mattsun or hanamaki, if their animalistic panting was enough of a sign.

“relax. our little play thing is having fun here. isn’t that right?” oikawa’s wore a crooked smirk as he gripped onto your hanging tongue, holding your mouth open to hear every one of your loud moans echo through the empty locker room. you were going to be here for a long ass time, it seemed.

this is so bad i’m so sorry

[machinegunbun]

Ok I have only written you for MGK but I can definitely get into Pete (I wrote you a few minutes ago to tell me if you get too much stuff then i will dial it back 🙈)

So.. Pete is living in a house with his mom and sister in the basement as far as I know. So probably thats not a problem but lets just imagine that at least when somebody is in front if his door you can hear stuff.

And he fucks you or eats you out or something and repeatedly tells you to be quiet but at the same time does everything he can so you cant be quiet? Idk teasing kind meanish in a fun way Pete is something I can definitely imagine

Don’t be ridiculous, it’s never too much. I love having stuff to do.

 I also love this concept.

I might come back to change the ending later but I have to go do something so hmmm tell me if i should or if yall are ok with it.

Okay, so.

You’re on his couch, laid out across it with your head on his lap. One of his hands is lazily stroking your hair and the other is rubbing your thigh. He mentioned recently in an interview that he got in to watching pawn stars so I bet that’s what’s on the tv. Mmh, ripping people off, so sexy.

Your eyes are closed and you’re not really dozing off, just relaxing. You look up at him, completely enamored by his lame scripted reality tv show. Flipping from your side onto your back, you continued to stare up at him, waiting patiently for him to notice you. 

You would’ve thought he’d learnt his lesson after the zoom call.

Eventually he acknowledges your eyes on him, glancing down at you and raising his eyebrows.

“Hello beautiful.” He almost whispers, his former smoothing motions on your hair turning into somewhat of a scratch, the action causing you to close your eyes to enjoy the feeling. You let out a small sigh, tugging on his shirt when his eyes returns to the tv. He looks back to you after the second tug, leaning down to give you a kiss. You have to sit up a bit to accept it, and you gladly do so. He looks back to the tv assuming that’s all you wanted, until he feels another tug on his shirt.

“Another.” you whine, he leans down and place another small kiss to your lips, barely sitting back up before you’re tugging on his shirt again.

“Another.”

“Little DJ Khalid.” He says, leaning down once again, placing multiple kisses on your lips and all over your face. He remains there for a moment, quirking his eyebrow, giving you a moment to provide him with any kisses of your own. After a couple seconds of nothing, he sits back up and watches his show.

You remain like that for a bit, your needs momentarily satiated.  Eventually, the peace is disrupted as Pete gets up to get himself a water from the kitchen. He returns, cold water in hand, and sits back down with your head in his lap. You steal his water, drinking most of it, and he has to get back up to get himself more.

In faux anger, he sits at your feet, keeping his water far away from you.

“I wanna make out.” You say as he places his water on the table

“No, I don’t wanna kiss you. You stole my water.” He jokes, looking over at you giving him grabby hands.

“Fine. Only cause you’re so cute.” He says, sighing in defeat, leaning over, lips outstretched in preparation to give you your kiss. His eyebrows furrow as he’s momentarily halted by your hand.

“Wrong lips.” You smirk. Pete smiles back, pushing your forehead and sitting up to continue watching his show. You let him continue watching his show in peace, taking a nap instead.

Nah, i’m just fuckin joshin, when have you ever done that.

“You’re hot.” You say, staring at him, receiving only a glance in response as he knows exactly what you’re doing 

“Really hot.” You add, Pete humming in response. 

“You know what I love about you?” you didn’t wait for a response “Your tattoos. They’re sexy.” 

His eyes remain glued to the tv, softly rubbing your leg as you continue to compliment him.

“I love the ones on your hands. They turn me on so fucking much.” You continue, sucking one of his fingers into your mouth.

“Baby, I’m trying to watch my show.”

“So watch it.” You shrug.

“I can’t hear when you keep talking.” He says, his eyes remaining on the screen, his hand eventually coming to a stop on your calf. You sigh, taking the hand that you had taken the liberty of sucking each finger, sliding it down your body and placing it where you need him most. 

You assume he’ll continue to ignore you, so you shift your own attention back to the screen, watching as they try to undercut a guy for his boat, when you feel his thumb rubbing against your clit. You look back to him, and to his hand, watching as he slowly plays with your needy pussy, relieving at least some of the tension.

You can’t help the soft moan that floats past your lips as he rubs harsh, small circles around your clit. Pete looks at you when you do, leaning down to whisper in your ear.

“Be quiet.”

You take a small breath, closing your mouth and trying to remain quiet. You do pretty good too, but then he’s pulling your shorts down your legs and fingering you while he rubs your clit and you can’t help the squeaks the sneak past your lips.

“Shh.” he hushes

“Please, I need you.” You whimper, he shoots you a look that seems to be a warning glare, but leans down so his head is between your legs and licks and sucks at your clit. Obviously it felt good, his tongue and his fingers working you so well, so deep, so fucking good. Before you even really process what you’re doing you’re moaning out to tell him how good he’s doing, how hot he is, how you love his tongue, how you’re

“So fucking close, baby! Fuck, don’t stop.” You whine, you can feel your orgasm slowly approaching as you grip hard onto the couch, your hips jutting up in hopes you can somehow get his tongue flatter against your clit. 

He pulls away just before you can get your release, sitting up straight and working to pull his own pants down, boner evident even through the material of his joggers. 

“Oh my god, yes, fuck me.” You say, spreading your legs in anticipation for him.

“Are you gonna shut the fuck up?” He asks, eyebrow raised angrily.

You stare up at him, caught in the enigma of whether to answer with yes or not answer at all.

“Good.” he says, giving himself a few languid strokes before slipping himself inside, a groan falling past his lips as he feels your wet warmth wrap around his sensitive prick.

“Be quiet.” You retort, catching a glare.

“Haha, very funny.” he says, his hand coming up to wrap around your throat, his hips pounding away at your own.

Seeing as you’d already had your orgasm denied you can feel yourself unraveling around him within minutes, Pete following close behind. It’s safe to say that neither of you managed to be that quiet, and as you were laying there ontop of each other there was a knock at the door that obviously meant,

“Shut up, i’m trying to watch tv.”

[touyaz]

Ok but what is soft Gojou like in your mind bc as much as I love reading about him being a smooth fuckboy, I also know deep down that that man is an absolute BUFFOON when he’s in love

i cannot seriously imagine him as a fuckboy bc like..... he's got trust issues + no time to play around lmao. it's still fun to read tho !!

ok only after writing it all did i realise you asked for soft gojou and this is more........ my version of him being in love, and it's like,,, a lil goofy and realistic?? not necessarily /soft/ so i apologise akjshda if u want soft specifically lmk !!

MINORS, AGELESS & BLANK BLOGS DO NOT INTERACT. 18+ ONLY.

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WHEN IN LOVE THO HE'S SO !!!!!!!!! god. goddddd. definition of a menace but we already know that. he has little time to spare, so he will take up all of yours whenever he can. will take advantage of the fact that higher-ups cant really say no to him (or they will but he will ignore them <3) and drag you on his missions just to spend time w you. will take you to his favourite places to get some food, and then head somewhere a little more exclusive. kinda strikes me as the guy to go on reddit and find obscure/ hidden places where you two can chill for a little while together, like a lil adventure + picnic date daskjhd he's cute <3

i also think he's a movie buff + so you'll have a lot of late night dates w takeout and film marathons. he barely sleeps so he'll tuck you in when you fall asleep and continue watching without you </3 threatens to spoil the film if you dont listen to him the next day. i can see him being someone that talks a lot in films, but i prefer imagining him quiet during those times bc its like a way for him to unwind and relax? he'll tease you a bit/ make lil jokes throughout, hog the popcorn but otherwise he's actually a decent guy to watch films with. v knowledgeable. theres little he hasnt watched. can give good recs, but would rather make u waste ur time on some shitty film :/

massive foodie + he's got a.... weird obsession with handfeeding you lmao. is v playful, pretending to feed you then pulling away. stealing food off of your plate and denying it :| 100% wipes sauce off of your lip then licks it off his thumb. slurps obnoxiously loud + grins when ppl stare at him. when he gets a foam moustache from drinking smth creamy, he'll try to lick away and he just looks like an absolute fool. kinda cute tho. if you want him to share his food w you, youve gotta give him something in return (usually a kiss, sometimes a quickie lmfao).

his phone lockscreen looks like a default pic (a beach in okinawa, he says), but youre his wallpaper!!!! it's probably the worst picture he has of you, but he will insist that you look cute :/ he looks flawless, smirking at the screen, and your face is beside his, w his hands squishing your cheeks. u look v disgruntled and funny. no amount of bargaining will get him to change it until yall get a wedding pic or smth </3

i've said this before but he has the worst pet names. v cringe, food-related names like cupcake, sugar pie, honey bun, gumdrop. SWEET CHEEKS. SWEET CHEEKS IS HIS FAVOURITE!!!!! he's so fuckin loud as well, he doesnt care if youre in public/ around family or kids, he'll scream that to get ur attention. has no shame. the only normal pet names he'll use are babe/ baby, honey, sweets. says your name in a really teasing tone, like yknow when manga characters' speech goes like this~♡ that's how he calls you. also sarcastically calls u your highness/ majesty + he'll call himself ur humble servant. gojou u r the court's jester know ur place :/

loves calling you to hear ur voice. will video call u and ur like ?? arent u on a mission rn? and he's like yeah watch this bb <3 its the easiest way for him to spend time with you when he cant be there in person :(( kinda cute but then he'll make u watch him eat your fave food + say that if you wanted to eat this, u shouldve joined him on the mission. when u hang up on him he'll buy you it tho :( <3

i could go on abt how he's part of the biting + licking love lang group, how he likes drawing a bath for you when he's feeling melancholy, how his fave position is missionary, how his favourite place to kiss you is your forehead but i will shut up now <3

here are some other posts if u want more of my hcs for him !!

+here

+love lang

[fizzydrink698]

“I’m hungry,” Jisung whines, letting his phone drop face-down into his lap.

Great opening i feel like im at the theatre and the curtains are still opening but the action is already happening

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Straight into some certified fi grade banter love 👏that 👏 for👏 us👏

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Awwwwwwwwww these two <33333333 fat uwu

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Was this a personal question for vampires? Had you crossed some kind of supernatural taboo?

No Sung is just awks in the face of 😍🤤 and potentially managing the ol 💘

though after reading through im getting more of a do i tell her the undignified way I usually feed or do I try to wine and dine her

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He’s perfectly still under you, almost like a statue – and your new position puts you at just a few inches taller than him, forcing him to lift his chin up just slightly to meet your gaze.

<333333333333 💕💓💞💕💓💞💕💓💞💕 just sputtering hearts. That is all.

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“Like I said, it’s always…you know, all scary alleyways and…” Jisung rambles on, looking away from you. “I always feel guilty after.”

We got  a catholic vampire folks he does wipe ppls memories after apparently but I wanna go off the ah fuck I should have done that but I did and im gonna do it again and feel bad again

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A BIG OL CHOMP i-

She rlly went omnomnom I CANT they're too adorable 🤧

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Intermission to say I'm loving all the ... and the italics like yasssss

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This is torture. Slow, sweet torture, like the worst – best – kind of foreplay. There are no clear thoughts in your head, just a delicious kind of fog that swallows you up entirely.🥵

Chef's kiss ✨✨

... brought to you by grave mail

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“Y-yeah, well…” you flounder for words, face growing even warmer. “You know me. I just like proving you wrong."

AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW biggest 👉👈😶💕 energy

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“Maybe,” Jisung teases. “If you ask nicely.”

AWWWWWW look at him all FED and CONFIDENT

🐾💥

*cracks knuckles* let’s do this! 🥰🥰

we are in fact starting right in the middle of the action. in media res. (in feed-ia res, ayyyy).

i do love my snarky banter between friends. i wanted to establish pretty much straight away that this is a friendship of equals, reader has zero fear towards this dude, it’s all good.

they are real fuckin cute dorks, i love them

hehe, we’re getting into the fun stuff. so. jisung and feeding. he’s definitely a lil awkward about being asked it, but mostly bc...well. his best friend is asking him how he feeds, and how does he explain that it’s almost always through seduction and the humans pretty much always think he’s about to initiate hot dirty alley sex? “up against a wall” indeed.

(also, related to that point above, if we’re talking about jisung ‘managing’ something...well. he’s in sweatpants. reader literally just gave him the vampire version of bedroom eyes and did the whole “slow collar pull down, stroking neck” and oh dear. there’s a reason jisung’s hands are suddenly in his lap 😇)

he’s so n e r v o u s 🥺🥺

i think he’s very much aware of the iffy consent that comes with feeding, but he can’t exactly expose the big secret to any rando he meets. it’s a very fucking difficult ethical situation to be in, and jisung really isn’t well-suited for it.

“omnomnom” was one of my favourite lines, possibly of all my fics. reader’s literally mounting this vampire and staring right at those pointy teeth, and gives zero fucks. icon.

dramatic ellipses. dramatic italics. my crutches, my loves, my lil writing tools.

my plot notes for this section is literally just “oh, reader’s getting into this”. I tried hard to really portray that in a way that wasn’t too graphic, and...yep 🤷‍♀️ words n stuff.

reader’s real fuckin cute. realises jisung has found out about The Feels and is just like “ok, no point denying this. yeah, i have feelings and you assumed i didn’t so really don’t you feel silly?”

i can tell you right now that when they finally get into the ~spice~...reader was not, in fact, the one that asks nicely 😇

delightful as always, i appreciate how much you put into your feedback, 🐾💥! this made me smile so much!

[meltwonu]

2. “I’ve never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly.”

14. “Are you sure? Once we start, i might not be able to stop.”

notes; succubus!reader, sub!seokmin, whiny seokmin, sexual activities in public, a widdol degradation, handjob, dirty talk/mentions of exhibitionism, seokmin cumming too easily heh😌, im ngl i couldnt stop thinking about seokmin crying and being whiny while also being touched in public and him being unable to keep it under wraps for like the last 4 days so HERE U GO!! this is purely straight from my mental prison 🥰💕 Thank you for requesting! Enjoy! 💕

Seokmin counts it as a good thing when you seamlessly blend in with his loud and rowdy group of friends. 

He’d been concerned at first, scared even, that the others would be unsure about your addition to their friendgroup; especially with them not knowing that you were a succubus.

His cheeks burn pink at the thought alone; a shaky smile on his lips at the way the two of you play ‘normal’ so well. 

“And I told Seokmin, y’know? Don’t buy too many coats! But what did he do anyway?”

You roll your eyes jokingly before turning to the male; catching him staring back at you. Your eyes glimmer with something that Seokmin should heed as a warning but doesn’t, right before you turn back around to focus your attention back to Jeonghan who laughs.

And it doesn’t take long before Seokmin feels it.

Seokmin’s first mistake might’ve been the drunken night that he’d spilled his guts and told you everything he wanted to try. Not that he fully remembered what he’d said that night anymore.

He feels your hand slithering into his lap and his back goes straighter than a board in his seat; hands laced together tightly on top of the table when you dig your fingernails into his inner thigh.

Oh no.

“‘Kyeom, you okay?” Joshua inquires; brows furrowed when he sees the blood draining from the younger male’s face. “H-huh? Yeah, sorry. What were you saying about the pool?” He smiles, albeit it doesn’t quite reach his eyes and he can’t deny the cold sweat his body breaks out into when you ghost your fingertips over his crotch.

The thought of you touching him in public while everyone else sits around the table sets his body on fire; cock already throbbing at your gentle and teasing touches.

And Seokmin definitely can’t deny the images that flash through his mind of your hand wrapped around his cock and his head thrown back against the chair as he chased his pleasure while he cried and whined for you to let him cum.

“Okay, seriously? You okay? You look sick all of a sudden!” Joshua’s concerned voice pulls him out of his thoughts just as you pull your hand away; turning to Seokmin in feigned concern as you check in on him too.

“Seokmin? You okay, baby?”

All eyes are on Seokmin at this point, and he feels his body heating up knowing what you were trying to do, not even a whole minute earlier.

“I”m fine! Really!”

He grits his teeth, palms clammy when he feels himself thrusting up a little more each time to catch the feeling of you palming him through his jeans. 

Seokmin plays it off as him just scooting closer towards the table. 

It’s a natural push and pull when you tease him a little and then leave him hanging just when he starts to give in and he finds himself ready to throw in the towel and unzip his jeans himself if you tease him any longer.

The sweat beads at his temple and he bites his lip; three seconds from excusing himself from the table when Jeonghan speaks up.

“‘Kyeom, you should go splash your face with water. You’re really not looking too good.” Jeonghan glances at you; angelic smile on his lips. “You should help him, just in case he gets lightheaded. We wouldn’t want him to fall and get hurt.”

Grinning, you nod at him as you lift your hand from Seokmin’s lap and stand from your seat.

“Let’s go, Seokmin. Maybe you’ll feel better from getting up a little too.” Seokmin nods up at you before shakily getting up; hoping that the sweater he’s wearing is enough to cover the way his cock is already hard and straining against the denim.

Jeonghan smiles, eyes flashing a deep crimson before they melt back into their normal dark brown pools.

“Now, where were we?”

The second you and Seokmin make it into the single person restroom in the restaurant, he’s all whines and hurried cries.

“Please, please, t-touch me!” His bottom lip quivers and he squirms; hands already working to get his jeans off before you can even properly set the lock in place.

“Are you sure? Once we start, I might not be able to stop.” Seokmin nods frantically in return, “Yes! Yes, please! I never wanted anyone to fuck me this badly!”

Without another word, he quickly lifts his sweater and bites down on the hem to keep it out of the way as his hands flit down to undo the button and zipper of his pants.

“Oh, my cute ‘lil Seokminnie is so cute and so desperate to be touched~” Teasingly, you palm him over his boxer briefs; eating up the way he whines and thrusts into your touch. “Ah, I could take you right here, y’know? You probably want to fuck my pussy, fill it up with your cum while you beg for another orgasm.” Smirking, you tug his underwear down as you quickly wrap a hand around his cock and back him up against the sink in one swift motion.

“You’d be so cute doing it too. You’re so pretty when you cry, ‘Kyeom~” He lets out a choked sob, teeth biting into the sweater material. You slot a leg between his own just before you press your warm body flush against him. “I know how much you wanted me to touch you out there. You were probably getting hard at the thought of getting off in front of all of them, weren’t you? Such a filthy ‘lil babyboy, hmm? Cumming at the dinner table.”

Seokmin groans, head already muddled and fuzzy with the thought of it alone.

Your palm is quickly slick with precum as you work your hand up and down his cock; momentarily enveloping the cockhead with just your palm as you tease him. He lets out a high pitched whine as his hips cant up into your palm, too far gone to care about who could hear him through the door.

“Don’t tell me you’re gonna cum already, Seokmin? So fuckin’ easy. Does being watched get you off that much?” Your giggle has him whimpering from around the material between his lips and his teary eyes meet your own crimson ones.

“I’ve barely even touched you, babyboy. But you can cum. We wouldn’t want them to know how needy and desperate you were in here, do we?” You pause, leaning in and trapping your hand around his cock as you whisper into his ear. “Or maybe you do? Maybe you want them to know you’re a good babyboy, always so fuckin’ obedient and ready for me~ Practically already taking your cock out before the door was even shut proper.”

You dig your thumb into the slit of his cock as he lets out a stuttered moan; body trembling against your own as he feels the tension ready to snap.

Pulling away, you tighten your grip on his cock; running your hand up and down his shaft quicker when you feel him throbbing in your hold. His hips lose their rhythm as he chases the pleasure, giving in to his desires as his eyes clamp shut and he lets himself cum in the palm of your hand.

“Ah, you’re making such a big mess, ‘Kyeom~”

His entire body thrums with pleasure as his orgasm washes over him; rivulets of cum hitting his abdomen as his cries and whines are muffled against the fabric still trapped between his lips.

You continue to stroke him and work him through his high, alternating the tightness of your grip until he’s whining in overstimulation.

The fabric falls from between his lips, soaked through with his spit as he sniffles. His eyes are wet with tears, bottom lip trembling as you teasingly grip his cock tighter. “Ah, I’m--’m sen--sensitive… plea--please…I--I can’t...”

His entire body trembles the second you take your hand off of him and in all honesty, he already misses your touch.

“You made such a mess, babyboy.” You bring your cum covered fingertips to his lips; crimson eyes watching as he obediently wraps his lips around your fingers to clean them of his cum.

“So fuckin’ filthy.”

When the two of you make it back to the table, Seokmin’s cheeks are still a pale pink.

“Sorry, I might’ve eaten something weird!” Laughing, he scratches the back of his head embarrassedly. “I’m okay now though! Getting up might’ve been good...”

You take your place next to him, smiling before glancing back over to Jeonghan who meets you with his own angelic smile.

“Ah, I’m so glad our little ‘Kyeom didn’t get lightheaded. Too much physical activity will have you feeling sick, y’know?” You smirk at Jeonghan’s words, fingertips reaching for your glass of water as Seokmin raises a brow at the older male.

“What are you talking about, hyung? I barely even exercise!”

[milkacchan]

Request for anon: If it's not too much to ask, can I have headcanons for omega Shouto with an alpha s/o? Nsfw or sfw is up to you! Love your writing, love! 💞💞💞

I've been waiting for this moment for fucking W E E K S

Thank you 😌

And this is gonna be HELLA long :)

SFW-

• Sof boy

• He's quiet and can have an intimidating demeanor but he's a baby and he WEAK for you

• I mean the first day he saw you, he felt something

• At first he thought you were another omega

• You were shorter than him and the smile you sported the first day had him fooled

• It wasn't long before he realized you were an Alpha

• You and a few of the other Alpha females of the class were particularly protective of the omega females

• specifically you and Mina

• It came as no surprise that you ended up in the Bakusquad later on

• You didnt exclude the few omega males either

• When he first meets you, like actually meets you, is when he realizes you're an Alpha, based on smell alone

• You smell like Sandlewood and Chai and he LOVES it

• It makes his knees weak

• and you're just so soft?

• Like you have that calm that good Alphas posses and you use it often

• And when you use it for him one day, because he was freaking out, he thinks he's gonna pass out

• It took him WEEKS to realize the pangs in his chest werent physical

• He liked you

• and he doesn't feel like waiting around so he courts you instead and when you look surprised he isnt sure what to feel

• And then regret and dread fill him and he wishes he could just be normal with social cues and interactions

• And you realize he's zoned out a little, shaking and it looks like he's going to cry and you use that stupid Alpha thing on him

• You coo softly and pull him into your chest, telling him it was okay

• And he feels like he's gonna die again but he loves it so much and he's SO relieved when you accept his courting

• When you hugged him he realizes just how touch starved he is

• Anyway that's hour the powercouple of 1-A began

• He's not a big fan of PDA but he's not opposed to holding your hand

• Or sometimes he's had a bad day or he's not feeling the best mentally and he won't care he just wants to be with you

• Will 100% walk into bakusquad hang out in the common room just to hide his face in your shoulder

• Or sit next to you quietly

• You'll wrap an arm around him and press a kiss to his temple while you continue your conversation with Sero and Denki

• Listen they think it's the CUTEST fucking thing

• Because it is. It really is.

• Bakugou pretends it grosses him out but it really doesnt

• He honestly thinks it's a lil cute too and mentally swears that if his BF dont treat him the way you treat yours he dont want him

• Yall will help eachother study

• Because he's good at math but you're good at english

• So it balances out

• And training. Lots of sparring.

• You're also the one to calm him down

• Todoroki tends to beat himself up a lot over his 'daftness'

• He doesn't always pick up on social cues or know how to keep a conversation

• And he hates that because he feels that sometimes it makes people feel uncomfortable and they're his friends and he doesnt want that

• So it'll get to him and sometimes if he over thinks it too much he'll start to panic

• You told him that whenever he felt like that, he came to see your it he called you

• He feels like it's a burden but when he see's the look of love in your eyes and the way you hold him and kiss his cheeks, he doesnt feel like that anymore

• He's so happy with you???

• and he loves you so much

• Y'all are just so disgusting

• Sappy as fuck but also the right level of completely roasting eachother

• It's nice:)

• He cooks for you no doubt

• You make him Soba when he's sad

• When you're sad he'll hold you against his chest and whisper in your ear to counter whatever you had just said

• If you ever feel mediocre it less than him he'll tell you why you're absolutely not less than him

• Ys fights aren't really super serious but it can still get a little heated, it never ends it break ups though

• It usually ends in taking a few hours to calm down (Todoroki refuses to let either of yall go to sleep angry with a problem unresolved) then talking it out and at least TRYING to come to a compromise

• Usually it's about wellbeing matters (overworking and being reckless and what not)

• Going full Alpha if someone fucks with him in battle 🤪

• Going full Alpha if you see him hurt on the field 🤪

• Snapping at Endeavor that one time 🤪

• Him going feral that one time you and Bakugou got SNATCHED 🤪

• Oops 🤪

• LISTEN

• You show him memes and Vines and junk and you teach him about them and one day he just makes a reference but he's completely deadpan about it and you're laughing so hard you fall out of your chair because HOLY SHIT

• He grins a lil

• His alpha laughed at his joke🥺

• S c e n t i n g

• Todoroki loves smelling like you

• He'll steal your hoodies (the oversized ones you have anyway)

• OR he'll have you scent some of his things because he's gonna smell like you dammit

• also gives you a box of your things that he's scented and you dont even mind because Todo smells so good and it's gonna make him happy so hell yeah

• For him Scenting can either be really calming or erotic

• To wind down he'll sit on your bed and you'll be on his lap, scenting him and it just makes him feel so calm

• Will fall asleep

• When he gets really comfortable with kissing he'll be constantly pecking your lips and kissing the nape of your neck when no ones is paying attention

• Once while you were on the couch with Bakusquad, he was walking by with dekusquad to go out and do whatever nerd shit they do

• And he stopped where you were, moved your hair to the side and pressed a soft kiss to the back of your neck and then just. Walked away.

• needless to say you short circuited

• and he does that often

NSFW-

• I once read about Sub/Bottom Todoroki and

• I can't stop thinking about it bc it lowkey works so well

• I feel like he'd be a switch though

• Like somedays he want to be wrecked by his Alpha

• But sometimes he wants to see you squirming and breathless underneath him

• He'd probably prefer to sub/bottom tho

• As I said before scenting can either be really calm for him or it can be erotic and like an immediate turn on for him

• So when it is like sexy time, and you're scenting, this man doesnt stand a chance

• He's whimpering and he's so hard it hurts

• He's got his neck bared for you and his face is read

• It smells like pure sex in the room, its really strong and you both LOVE it

• One time he gets hit by a heat inducing quirk

• And you help him with that because it so much worse than regular heat and you can tell its hurting him

• And he smells so fucking good

• Before he really lost all sense he managed to put a collar on you you couldn't mark him, your Alpha wasn't pleased with that

• Anyway Todoroki gets fucked into the mattress repeatedly, mewling and crying out and he's so fucking pleased with your hips rutting into his

• he feels so full and his omega is fucking KEENING because if the attention he's getting

• You're either leaning over him or you've got your hands on his waist

• He's never been more thankful for the stretching you've made him do so he wouldn't pull muscles

• After a week of the two of you going MIA, the two of you timidly return to 1A

• At some point the teachers (and endeavor) had found out.

• But what were they going to do? You two weren't on school grounds, you weren't breaking any rules

• Endeavor sure as hell isn't going to interfere

• I feel like even Endeavor would understand the gravity of the situation and that the only way to help his son was let him and his Alpha take care of it

• and as long as he's not officially marked by the end of it, he doesn't care

• Shouto does, however, have a shit ton of hickies and scratches and bruises. Everytime he looks at them his omega keens again and he loves it

• Like, Hickies on his jawline. Hickies on his arm and the back of his neck, on his thighs and stomach

• Bruises on his wrists and hips and thighs

• Like all this shit is visible

• He reassured you after you apologized profusely for like 2 hours that it was FINE and he LIKED it

• His class had a fuckin stroke

• especially Deku

• Bakusquad is lowkey impressed bc holy fuck YOU did that???

• 'You seemed so Vanilla'

• Lmao sikeee

• Todoroki learned a lot about what he liked during that

• He likes having his hair pulled

• He likes being praised and told how good he is

• He likes being DENIED what he wants until he's BEGGING for it in short and broken gasps, moans, and sobs.

• He likes Sharp and rough sex followed by something sweet and slow

• He probably wouldnt be on board with being degraded really, which is fine bc I cant imagine anyone who would want to degrade this boy

• From then on you do tend to help him with heats they just dont last as long

• He really likes grinding

• Just like all forms of it

• Making out? He's going to have you grinding on him while you're sitting on his lap

• He's horny and you're busy? He'll ride your thigh while you're doing work on the computer

• He felt like Domming today? He's going to grind himself on you while he's still got pants on.

• Laying in bed? He'll hump and grind against your thigh while you smile and kiss him.

• He just really loves it

• /Thourougly/ enjoys foreplay

• one of his favorite parts about sex

• When he doms- he starts out a little nervous unless he's in a mood but he'll quickly fall into it

• His voice is just so suited for being a Dom like wtf

• He'll lean down and whisper in your ear

• 10/10 dirty talk

• Uses his body as sex appeal to make you squirm

• will cuff you

• Will tie you up

• He'll not let you touch until your like really close

• He likes to see you come undone underneath him

• He thinks you're so pretty when you've got drool dribbling down your chin with your eyes lidded and face red

• He thinks your moans are the best

• I don't see him as being particularly loud in bed until he's actually a mess

• so it starts off as quiet groans and silent moans but as it goes on he'll get louder

• in heat though he's VERY loud

• Let's say you're in the middle, it depends on what's happening

• Y'all have the perfect balance of absolute filth and it's never boring :)

[cringe-central]

You and The Boys Get Together

Poly Lost Boys

A/N: ITS BEEN COMPLETED! I really like this MC and for this “storyline”, I cant wait to do more with them and the boys. I hope yall like my abomination!

Through the time you've been living in Santa Carla, you and the boys have been getting closer and closer. The four of them looked forward to every single night with you, growing fonder as the weeks passed on. You however, had been experiencing significant feelings of guilt, since you had begun to develop feelings for all four of them. Your parents had drilled into your mind that the swinging sixties were over and poly relationships were disgusting and unacceptable.But despite that, you developed feelings for all four of them. 

This led to feelings of guilt along with feelings of doubt. There is no possible way the four hottest guys on the boardwalk would like you back, let alone oven one. So you enjoyed their friendship, with zero intention of ever letting your feelings be known. Little did you know, you weren't the best at hiding it; the boys knew, and they were getting tired of your blatant denial. The boys had all decided to confront you directly at the cave instead of waiting for you to lose your nerve.

They had shown you the sunken hotel a week into your friendship, all of them admired how fascinated you'd become. The entire night was spent with David telling you the history of the place, almost like he'd been there when it sunk himself. You were so inquisitive and filled with wonder, wanting to explore as much as they would allow. Since your first introduction to the cave, it was always your ending point before they drove you home.

As you were on your way to the boardwalk you felt a familiar nervousness in your stomach, one that always dissipated as the night went on and you became more carefree. You always tried to ignore that nervousness in order to repress your affection for the boys. 

Once you had reached the boardwalk, those familiar lights blinded you like they did on the first night when you came to Santa Carla. As you walked further onto the boardwalk, you recognized those familiar voices laughing and talking together. You began to approach the same boys you planned on avoiding your first night, the butterflies in your stomach becoming harder to ignore. It was Marko who had seen you first, rushing over to you and enveloping you in a near bone crushing hug. Once he pulled away from you he brought you over to the group, each greeting you in their own special ways.

Once introductions were over, David had spoken up, “I was thinking we skip the rides and head straight to the cave.” He said this in a way that seems undebatable and, of course, the more you got to know them the more you learned their tells, and you knew the boys were up to something.

“C’mon! I just got here boys!” You said tauntingly, “I know it's called the boardwalk but you can't seriously be bored already!” The three had looked at each other and laughed, but David simply held out his hand with a smirk. Those eyes, they knew something you didn't. Usually it made you want to challenge him, but tonight the way he looked at you made the butterflies impossible to ignore. You took David's hand with a nervous smile, heart racing at the thought of the night's unpredictability. 

Once you reach the bikes Paul insisted on riding with him, despite the others trying to convince you as well. Seeing as you hadn't ridden with Paul in a very long time he was chosen, even though you knew he drove dangerously you figured hey, maybe you'd fall off and be relieved of this romantic limbo. 

They revved their engines and began tearing up the roads before moving to the beaches, moving recklessly in a way that left you breathless. The boy's laughter and joyous yelling was muffled by the adrenaline pumping through your veins. You unintentionally tighten your grip around Paul's torso, though you didn't see the joy on Paul's face as he felt you come even closer. 

Soon the motorcycles began to slow down as you reached the old sunken hotel, your home away from home. All of your nervousness was replaced with adrenaline once you got off of the bike, you turned to Paul and Marko and said two words, “Race me”, before you were off. The two chaos beings quickly surpassed you at nearly superhuman speeds. 

When they beat you to the cave that turned to see you pouting. “I don't understand how you beat me every time! You guys run so fast it's almost supernatural!” 

The other two had just come in behind you where they overheard your complaint and glared at the blondes, the two looked like deer in headlights as they quickly changed the subject. 

Dwayne put his hand on your lower back and guided you to the sofa before sitting next to you, the boys all taking their places with Paul on your other side, Marko sitting on a crate, and David in his wheelchair. Once you were all situated, you noticed the boys looked like they all had something on their minds. This made the adrenaline in your system crash as the nervousness set back in and you began to recount their strange behavior.

 David leaned forward, staring intently at you before finally speaking. “We need to talk to you sweets, we've tried to be subtle about it but that's not working for us anymore.” This made your anxiety go through the roof, jumping to the conclusion they were going to tell you to leave, before you could spiral David began again. “We’ve got it bad for you, and its painfully fuckin’ obvious you’ve got the hots for us too.”

While your brain was processing what David had said, Paul leaned his arm onto your shoulder and said with a shit-eating grin, “Honestly, you couldn't have thought you were hiding it very well did you? Lucky for you we don’t mind at all.” 

With all the information currently short circuiting your brain, Marko decided to add fuel to the fire. “Honestly it was kind of cute, for a while, but we did eventually need you to fess up babes.” Dwayne saw how overwhelmed your brain had become and quickly added, “We don't expect you to want all of us, hell even date one of us. But we wanted to be transparent with you.” 

“I do-'' At this point it was now or never: no witty remark, no avoiding their flirty comments, no denying your own feelings. They brought their honesty to the table and now you would too. “I do have feelings for you.. all of you. But I never expected anything to come of it, I never thought any of you would like me.. like that..'' When you finished your confession your nerves were on fire, unable to look any of them in the eyes. The boys were ecstatic, they knew you did but you finally admitted it. But they'd never seen you like this, you were meek and scared. A stark difference from your wonder filled, snarky, inquisitive, and strange self. 

The mortification was beginning to set in as you realized what you’d said, staring at the ground and almost contemplating getting up to leave. As if reading your mind, a trench coat clad figure kneeled in front of you and grabbed your chin gently, much like when you grabbed his, and turned your head to face him. Thinking you would see a malicious smirk or a smug face, you were surprised when you saw an unfamiliar softness in David's face.

Your eyes were glued to David's ocean blue eyes as he began to speak in a soft tone, “First off, don't feel ashamed for something you can't control. Hell before you, the four of us were pretty much already a thing.” The boys around him chuckled in agreement before he continued, “You were just the first human to catch our interest. We felt a pull to you, we couldn't help that either.” The boys slightly winced at David's choice of words, but you could barely notice over the overwhelming mix of conflicting emotions you were experiencing. 

Tears pricked your eyes as David released your face, and as you spoke, you looked at each of the boys in the eyes. “I care about you, I care about you all, you make me nervous but excited. The thought of dating all four of you scares me a bit.. but I can't imagine only dating one of you..” With that last bit they laughed, while still waiting anxiously. Marko, biting his thumb and rocking on his feet suddenly blurted, “Does that mean yes?” The other boys smacked him and told him to shut up, yet they looked at you expectantly.

In that moment you didnt care what your family taught you or the risk of heartbreak you could endure. You only thought about the acceptance these boys gave you, the companionship, lack of judgement, and the fact that the boys allowed you to be completely yourself, more than anyone else in your life allowed. All doubt leaving you in that moment, you looked at the boys, your boys, and simply said...

 “Yes, yes it did.”

[pinktatertots99]

🔥 Feelings on the canon ships of Homestuck?

Send Me a 🔥+ a Topic, and I’ll Tell You My Honest Opinion About It

god am i gonna need to go with the sequals too? just og or all ships that’re considered canon by the end? whatever i’ll just go in order in what might be the ‘canon’ ships from all three of these categories. this is gonna be fucking long so anything and everything is under the cut. also i’m SO not gonna add hiveswap that can be its own separate ask. so:

roxygen: it’s a cute ship...but the sequal vers is garbage considering how inconsiderate roxy is to john’s feelings and his house burning down like damn rox this is the guy who sat with ya as ya mourned doom rose’s death give the guy some fuckin time himself.

rosemary: also cute ship...sequal versions are fuckin godawful tho. their barely a thing in meat from wha i can gather and then there’s candy...oh CANDY kanaya deserves better fuck this sense of her sayin she’s over it idc if it was off screen, even then half the cast ate stupid pills during that time so WHY must i be surprised that this is wha happens?

dave/kat: i dun like it. in either universe. meat is just perfect gay bois who have occasional deep talks and literally do nothing else while candy they split up thanks to jade which, geez ya guys must’ve been shit to tell her to fuck off like come on. og hs wise i barely consider them canon if we only get pictures and them just being on equal footing on quadrant talk. not to mention dave implied to be crushing on jade and JOHN not karkat, idk where this couple even came from other then love triangle situation with terezi but like, that’s barely much of a reason to become canon. i’d go with em bein pale/moirails more.

jadedave: i’m guessing candy and meat i thought meat implied they were dating but may aswell. so....it sucks but thats because candy and meat suck, meat dave’s basically cheating on her i didnt hear any implication they broke up and she’s like...chill??? and then there’s candy where she literally forced him and kar to break up and dated after dirk apparently died, i do not like the implications of this whole thing. course candy dave is dead and a robot now so...anyways canon wise dave had a crush on her and if jade does like him i’d hope it’s not cause of davesprite cause despite both being dave’s they were different. it’s cute otherwise.

davepetajade: it’s...cute? i guess? idk i kinda found davepeta a bit...idk overwhelmingly overrated? like i know where their popularity came from but readin the series now after all that hype i dont really see it anyways tho it’s basically davespritejade with nepeta in the mix. and idk nothin implied much of nepeta liking jade, or talkin to her much. and davepetasprite is a mesh of both so idk. it’s a ship with cute fanon works of em hanging with outfits but that’s bout it.

janejake: i hate it. legit. this is disgusting and completely throws out jane’s character. like even in the fixed timeline the talk she had with dirk probably still happened on the god bed’s and how she acknowledged wha she thought was wrong on wantin jake’s kids and so on trickster still happened and how she also realized she might’ve overhyped jake. but lets throw it ALL out the window to force jake in an unhappy marriage in both universes and possibly force him to stay in candy due to having tavvy if i’m reading the implications right. even then jake isn’t good for jane either both got their own needs this ship would’ve been sunked in canon and WAS but the sequals are beyond it so maybe that explains it but it disgusts me.

roseterezi: guess in meat specifically. yeah i kinda dont...care for it, like i still cant tell if rose and kanaya broke up or if she just fucked off without breaking up either one is fucked up on kan’s behalf. even then i just dont care for their kismesis it got brought up once and that was it.

jaderose: candy wise i guess even tho it was a fling. it disgusts me still mostly because of kan’s behalf on bein fucked over and both goin through a ‘surrogation’ process without her notice. like fuck this shit the jaderose fans deserve better.

roxycallie: idk if this one’s canon but it’s heavily implied callie lives with roxy least in candy. it’s cute, cant deny it even in og it was pretty cute, dont really care for candy vers tho but then again maybe their not a couple in it idk what’s canon couples anymore.

johnterezi: literally fucked in meat universe and john has kismesis feelings for her in canon. it’s...interesting, idk tho i feel like it’s one sided on john’s side.

ms paint/spade slick: i cant deny it’s cute, he’d least know how to treat a lady but god i’d hope it wouldnt be his only defining trait with her. also want ms paint to call his bullshit out pls and thanks.

dirkjake: honestly i cant tell if their STILL canon in og or not god forbid the sequals. in general though...i dont. i honestly dont really like em together much. they seem like the type to least stay friends but idk bout another relationship would be a good idea for em. maybe later down the line but otherwise canon wise they need a break.

and now for the canon one timer ships this involves any ships implied, uncomfirmed, ex-relationships, crushes, etc:

arasol: it’s cute, best ship. their quadrant was never confirmed but regardless their cute. sol tho in the sequals deserved better then to get abandoned by aradia goddamn.

fefsol: also cute, i live for both of em bein ass’s together.

erisol: oh boi this one...this was...yeah i cant even deny they wouldnt be too healthy, i like lookin at fanon ways tho for em. canon wise tho yeaaaah no these guys definietly wouldnt work.

gamtav: it’s...cute but boi gamzee needs some help i think.

gamsol: -sollux did imply he either wanted a kismesis or matesprit with him in one of the flashes- again same as gamtav.

aradia/equius: BIG NOPE nope nope nope equi that’s weird wha ya did never do it again thank fuck aradia hasnt been around him since.

karterezi: their actually kinda cute, looking back on em they could’ve worked. stupid doomed timeline bullshit.

daverezi: also kinda cute, idk tho if i got flushed for em tho i get more pale vibes but it was semi-a thing.

kanvris: it’s baaaaad kanaya deserves much better and vriska never seemed much the type for cementing into a relationship.

vristav: even worse, like i’d like to thank fuck tav one up-ed her in the end cause fuck wha he had to go through.

karmeenah: it...could be cute? maybe? only iffy part is the ages, i thought the dancestors were like sixteen tho since the kids said they were teenagers even tho they were at the time about fourteen? idk tho if eighteen is considered an adult in alternia or not tho it’s kinda implied to be? anyways tho it’s just off puttin maybe a bit tho.

meenahvris: it’s kinda cute, it was atleast, idk lookin back it does feel more unhealthy.

rufidama: baaaaaad i love rufi but he’s got some bullshit he needs worked out and damara deserves someone better.

rufihorr: just as bad as above, both deserve someone better or atleast horrus does with some therapy on it rufioh i think should just chill on relationships but it’s so obvious their not meant to be.

mitula: it’s cuuuuuute i cant deny it, ...okay fanon vers is canon is barely anything and tula does give more pale implications for tuna but with how protective she was over damara near him it’s sweet, but god do i wish canon tuna gave more feelings for tula.

kantula: it’s...creepy. like it’s so obvious the vantas bois cant communicate well but kankri’s crush feels almost pressuring on tula when he kept goin about them and goin “oh but we’re totally friends and i’m celibate so it’s okay its whatevs” like kan go to a corner give tula some air to breath.

crotuna: BIG NOPE cronus needs to learn fuckin boundaries thirsty fish bastard.

should i even add cro//eri due to the fact he literally asked an eridan out? regardless gross, ew, no, i’ll take the fanon ampora brothers anyday canon i didnt fuckin need that thx.

porrnea: it was implied to be more of a fling. idk considerin aranea’s track record i cant really say i’d trust her in many flushed quads. and porrim seems the type to have hers open and not a closed off thing so idk they got different cases.

aranea/jake: i cant deny it’s fuckin cute, i’d would’ve loved if they tried to do somethin but aranea was definietly uhhh not a good choice for jake. least she backed off when he didnt wanna be kissed but man yeah, it was cute while it lasted.

kurmeu: i cant deny the idea kur forced himself quiet due to hurting meu hurts me in a sweet way but as of rn them bein ‘pale’ and him mind controllin her when we dunno if she’s alright with this or not is...disturbing.

vristerezi: i am HIGHLY doubtful this is canon considering everything but i guess i gotta cement this. i dont see em as canon in og or sequal wise since vris is still gone in both, even then i dont like, see it, i see it but idk man i like em more pale then pail.

erifef: honestly no. both are much too different for a relationship, kinda glad they uh...got cut short cause honestly even their moirailship wasnt healthy what’s to say a matespritship would? on BOTH sides mind you.

rosejohn: thank karkat’s shipping board. anyways, i think their cute cause fuck it rose is a bi-con to me, canon wise probably wouldnt work but i’ll take fanon.

vriseri: kinda glad they got cut short of their kismesis cause boi eridan deserves a better one with how shit vriska was in breaking up with him.

johnvris: it was cute, i cant deny i’m soft over how the two talked things about vriska’s life and john’s it’s just kinda cute. it’s obvious tho canon wise with wha john went through it wont work out. would’ve loved if they became moirails tho but o well canon is god i guess.

spadePM: i dont like much of their implications, would be an unhealthy relationship regardless considerin spade’s flushed and PM’s pitch, they deserve some therapy and other people.

dadbert/momlonde: their cute i like the implications of em, sad they died though, it was cute while it lasted.

meowrails: may aswell count moirails in this shipping mess. anyways their cute, they gimmie sibling vibes course equius early into it was so...not a good moirail.

kurtuna: i guess it might be cute moirails? idk tho with kurloz’s implications it concerns me.

gamkar: as moirails...karkat was fuckin shit at his job i cant sugarcoat it. i get where it’s from he’s not gam’s lusus and shouldn’t be forced to check on him during his time of gettin high and such, i get they were kids, but god gam kinda deserved a better moirail. and then later on in the series it gets more fucked up between kar gettin stabbed by him and both in a pretty unhealthy moirailationship to the fixed timeline where gamzee is just shut into a fridge and kar doesnt fuckin care, like dude, wow. gamzee was bad yeah but damn, harsh a tad.

terezigam: as a kismesis it’s almost disgustingly unhealthy to me and honestly terezi deserved better and gamzee maaaaybe shouldn’t get a kismesis, ever, unless he can sort his shit out -the sequals tho wont do that lol-

minorly gonna count johndave in this: idk if i can see john reciprocating for dave so dave’s crush on him almost kinda hurts, especially since fixed timeline dave’s john is well, dead and our john is probably still different from his john, has angst but man i kinda dont mind it as a one sides crush it’s nice confirmation of dave bein bi atleast.

nepetajasper/jasprose: i cant see it, it’s disturbing i guess. i like em more as friends but jasprose is probably more creepy bout it.

signless/diciple: i think considerin the implications they were fuckin adorable and deserved the best.

summoner/mindfang: it’s kinda sad considerin its implied mindfang’s love for him might’ve been one sided, they could’ve been cute tho.

orphanor/mindfang: probably sounded like the best kismesis’s until he murdered dolorosa.

dolorosa/mindfang: BIG NOPE i dun like the implications.

condence/orphaner: since it’s implied orphaner had a crush on her, gonna say tho big nope considerin condence is a bitch.

condence/lord english: its hard to decipher their relationship in canon, but to cover all my bases it’s big nope to me somethin bout it makes me uncomfy despite both bein bastards.

[sanchooinc]

some kind of sequel to my previous post, i’m going to make a list of scenes that almost got me shedding a tear. a close call indeed.

!SPOILER ALERT FOR THOSE WHO HAVEN’T FINISHED THE SERIES!

1. sasori’s childhood

you can’t tell me your eyes didn’t water a bit watching his past. you know, i can’t help but blame chiyo a bit for how sasori turned out in the end. she gave him false hope on his parents whereabouts. aND THE SOUNDTRACK. search despair on youtube and enjoy your cry.

2. asuma’s death

kishimoto didn’t give enough details about asuma so i didn’t really cry when he died. bUT. but. two word. nara shikamaru. his reaction made it 1000x sadder and heartbreaking gOD. and that scene where him and shikaku were playing shogi and then all of a sudden bAM my dude just whipped the table across the room. that scene was sO full of emotions i cant.

3. jiraiya’s death

i was surprised i didn’t cry during his death. like whAT. where did this strength come from? naruto’s reaction tho. that scene broke my heart.

4. nagato’s childhood

I SWEAR IT WAS REALLY HARD NOT TO CRY DURING THIS SCENE. the part where nagato was begging this guy for food because he hasnt eaten for so long and this guy was like ‘iM sORry. wE’rE oUt oF fOoD’ and then nagato saw lots of bread from the window hOW DARE HE THAT FUCKIN CLOWN DONT DO MY BABY LIKE THAT

5. madara and hashirama’s final talk

i worship hashimada so this scene was so sad for me. tHEY DIED AS WAR BUDDIES I-

6. shikaku and inoichi’s final moments

honestly shikaku is one of the best character there is. i just love his personality so much and it’s sO sad that he died. oh and one more thing. THIS SCENE IS WAY SADDER IN THE MANGAS I SWEAR IT WAS HEARTBREAKING WHEN I FIRST READ IT.

7. naruto and sasuke’s past

you know that scene where sasuke and naruto started out alone then there were more people (and tailed beasts) appearing gradually on naruto’s side while sasuke remains alone and then it ends with sasuke also joining naruto’s side. THAT WAS SO SAD WTFF SASUKE LOOKS SO SAD I JUST WANNA HUG HIM (AND SMACK HIM AT THE SAME TIME BCS LETS BE HONEST HERE IM STILL MAD AT HIM FOR LOTS OF REASONS)

BONUS:

i started watching boruto last month because i needed to feel that euphoric feeling when watching naruto (so yeah i mostly watch boruto to see naruto’s generation there but then again i know most of you agree) and i gotta admit there were some scenes that almost made me cry.

8. akkun died

i forgot what it was called but it was that failed creature thingy ohnoki made for iwa and this creature took a liking on inojin and they bonded. but then akkun died protecting inojin and inojin was like ‘you sTOOpid creature’ but he was crying and it was an honestly pure moment (and i love inojin he cUTE)

9. mitsuki and sekiei

MITSUKI MY BABY HE’S SO PURE AND HE KINDA REMINDS ME OF SAI AND HE’S A SIMP FOR BORUTO DONT EVEN DENY IT. but yeah this scene made my eyes water because its mitsuki and he lost his friend. yeah. stan mitsuki.