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religions that believe in reincarnation are capable of insane family dynamics that one lifers don't get to experience. my dad has been wholeheartedly convinced since my birth that i'm the reincarnation of his father who died 2 years prior and there are many similarities between us but it's something that even the really woo woo people in my family are like "no he's not babaji we would know" (great reply) but he ignores them and remains steadfast in his belief that i contain (share? am?) the soul of his dead father and so he uses that as his excuse for my parentification like in a past life i was his hero and mentor whom he worshipped and never met the expectations of and in this life he gets to disappoint me all over again. it's so awesome
#when im angry at him he tells me i have his fathers eyes and he lashes out at me like a teenager to their father. its great#theres a certain way that i sit that is physically impossible for most people to do because of how joints work#and babaji and i are only people in the family who like to sit like that#so whenever he sees me sitting that way he starts crying#MESSY !!! SO MESSY !!!!
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i think isafrin dynamic, especially postcanon, is so funny to me because (among other things) isabeau is the notorious Gets Scared When The Horrors Appear type of dude, but also happens to be madly into a guy who, for lack of better words, can be aptly described as The Horrors
#greching origins#in stars and time#isat#isat spoilers#isat siffrin#isat isabeau#isafrin#like yes yes siffrin thinks themselves a monster and struggles with seeing that he isnt and that theyre still human. or whatever..........#but can you consider the flip side of things? from a different pov?#siffrin (accidentally did something that scared everyone and now feels guilty): i am a monster.#isabeau (rapidly deciding to pokemon-evolve into a monsterfucker this very instant): uh huh.#or well. he might as well already be Like That if that one snack time dialogue in act 4 is anything to go by but yk yk#pairs exclusively nice with my beloved hc that post loops and bigfrin fight siffrin is. a little fucked up. physically#<-like theres just something weird about him at all times now. his eye changes to impossible shades sometimes. or sparks strangely in light#yknow. the good stuff#anyway that is all about those disaster gays thank you for coming to my ted talk-
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species medley ft. gorgug and riz
#fantasy high#gorgug thistlespring#riz gukgak#cw: body horror#tbh mostly for the goblin shark jaws lmao. the rest is like. fine I think#ngl drawing like snouts on a humanoid face is kinda awesome I enjoy it#it is kinda a little bit what I aimed for with how I drew riz at first but I pulled back on it#the elephant remix for gorgug I think actually feels a bit more like orc rather than half-orc#maybe the tusks wouldn't get the same lip closure in half-orcs. tho tbh saying that sharing human and orc heritages would result in#consistent physical traits across the board is already kind of a reach I think. I imagine there would be a Lot of variations#and well. at least in spyre we don't see non-human mixed heritages so far... Ive been in my dunmeshi brain lmao#getting to see ryoko kui's art of mixed humans (dunmeshi in-universe term not irl term) is like coming home. thank u ma'am#anyways uhhh I think. I will have refs for every class swap bad kid (at least the full like per-season sets)#fig I'll post separately and then riz and gorgug I'll just include in like a masterpost kinda thing I think#u already know tf is up with them babey!!! just expressing those designs again for convenience#its been really fun figuring these designs out! and necessary if I wanna draw riz bc its literally impossible to doodle him on his own lmao#hes with his friends a lot actually. theyre literally in each others pockets the whole time#anyways! now I sleep. tomorrow? chillin. waiting to watch new nsbu with friend again. see u!
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WIP Wednesday
I was tagged by @nuwanders last week after I made my wip post, so I'm using that tag this week instead!
I'm (much slower than I'd like) making progress on the Sotha Sil pmv. Right now I'm doing all the line art, which I'm just doing for the characters or foreground objects.
So have a made up mechanical do-dad I'm proud of and some Nerevars
Tagging @snowy-weather @thescrolls-haveforetold @caliblorn @snowy-weather @truth-01001001-liar (only if you want to, of course! no pressure!)
#idk what it is but every time i draw nerevar i find it impossible to clothe him#like i feel like he should either be shirtless or in armor. i cant picture him in casual clothes#mine#wip wednesday#mini vent ahead:#i think the period of time when my hand pain first devleoped and i tried resting them just destroyed my attention span#i used to be able to draw for like 7 hours straight with few social media interludes#but now not only can i physically not go that long anymore but i also get SO DISTRACTED i feel like one of those annoying ipad kids#so i make art so slowly. especially bigger projects like this where i inevitably lose a lot of steam as i go#so im kinda draggin myself through this now. like i want to see it done but im a lil tired of working on it#but when i take breaks on projects i tend to never finish them. i am cursed to work on one thing at a time lol
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I've come to realize that to me, g-d is the recipient of the love I have for others that I can't give, and that's why I've always resonated with the concept of B'tzelem Elohim. I cannot show my love to every single person - it's impossible. But we are all in the image of Him, all in His essence, and so I direct the excess to Him. We are all part of the reflection of g-d. The love we have for each other is, to me, the love we have for g-d.
#jumblr#b'tselem elohim#personal thoughts tag#this isn't a Correct interpretation of g-d or being made in His image by the way. as always this is just what works for me#despite everything love is still real#the more i grow up the more i realize how much of a scam isolation and misanthropy are#unfortunately though i physically can't express love for Everyone (impossible)#i feel like connecting with g-d and directing that love to Him is about as close as i can get#and like... look while actions take precedent over faith i still like to talk about g-d and what g-d means to others#it's easier to talk about concepts on here than actions anyway#anyway love is real. anyone who tells you otherwise is trying to sell you something#honestly i don't think i would have as strong a belief in g-d if i didn't care about others and love humanity#people bring me closer to g-d i think. heaven is a place on earth and all of that#and of COURSE other religions have this concept. however please consider i am a few weeks away from being jewish (not mad)
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[ cw: dismemberment / ]
I think a lot about how Leo’s rescue could have easily ended in him losing a leg as the portal snaps shut on the Krang still clutching the limb, or, alternatively, only having Leo’s right arm make it out, still held dearly in his brother’s hand as the rest of Leo is left behind. (The latter hits even harder, as it directly parallels his future self in the worst of ways.)
I think a lot about how so many things could have gone wrong during the course of the movie with even a little bit of a change, but it really is harrowing how much of a coin-flip the entirety of the Prison Dimension rescue was.
#rottmnt#rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles#rottmnt leo#rottmnt headcanons#rise leo#dismemberment /#if literally any part of the prison dimension rescue was different it would have ended Very Badly#mikey came in clutch for doing the impossible in the first place#raph grabbing leo and not once letting go was vital#and donnie directly hitting the krang was essential#hell leo having the ability to reach out at all in the state he was in was a miracle#listen I think about the prison dimension a lot if you couldn’t tell#for the next tags:#strangulation mention /#physical trauma induced mutism /#potential death mention /#potential sibling death mention /#barely it mainly focuses on if he lives but /#I also think about how Leo’s trachea could have easilyyy given out as Raph (krangified) was choking him#can you imagine the last words raph hearing from his little brother being I’m sorry?#he’d likely live as the hamato bros are built different but imagine if he straight up can’t talk again after#the bros having no idea what Leo’s plan is but they suddenly feel him disappear with the portal#or also#imagine all he gets out in his hoarse voice is to beg Casey to close the portal before his family HEARS the sudden silence like a knife#even if he gets saved his voice may be wrecked or even gone for good#what am I writing wait-#also for my point on leo losing his arm paralleling his future self#imagine fate being a thing in this world but a VERY situational thing#imagine it makes it so that leo has to lose a limb#but not just that - it also ties his presence directly with the Krang’s - so if the Krang’s somewhere else…so is he
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three of them ft. vidcund design that makes him look way less lamer than he actually is
#ever since ive drawn him like that i cant go back. physically impossible for me to not give him brown roots#he is not a natural blonde. and i will die on this hill#strangetown#ts2#pascal curious#vidcund curious#lazlo curious#my art
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benthan one night stand fic where benji tells ethan he loves him afterwards but ethan can’t let this be more than it was because if it’s real it means benji will be put at greater risk and used against him just like julia was so he lies and tells benji it meant nothing and it was a mistake and he doesn’t have feelings for him
#hrnrnnggggg#and it takes place like a few weeks after rouge nation#where ethan is still dealing with the fact that benji was taken from him and almost died#and he let his emotions get the best of him and expressed it physically rather than tell benji how he feels and now he has to find a way#to take it back. he has to take it all back or benji will be in danger again#ahhhhhhh#literally dying over this#mission impossible#benthan#*
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bloodborne physics my beloved...
bonus: the aftermath and the original sketch I think is very silly

#tw blood#cw blood#bloodborne#my ocs#jeans reeves#good hunter#witcher#the witcher#geralt#geralt of rivia#regis#emiel regis#oc x canon#THIS AINT YHARNAM YOU CANT BE WALKING AROUND LIKE THAT!!!!#this hunter is a bit too excited over being covered in blood ok#and yes geralt has to hold it by its coat collar or it would fuckinf dodge the water#wet sopping beast....#ONE fight with ghouls or whatever and its a fucking tomato vs geralt just having some blood splash on him#i really like making jeans still conform to bloodborne rules its so funny#physically impossible to get so much blood but they still find a way
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@theminecraftbee ‘s ficlets about Decked Out eating Tango have been living in my head rent free so here’s a little post-do thing of my own.
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“The server resets tonight.”
It’s been just over two months since Decked Out finished. Just over two months since anyone has seen or heard from Tango.
Zed knows what happened. Not the details. And he certainly couldn’t explain it to anyone else. But he knows.
And the gnawing feeling of guilt has kept him coming back to the dungeon. Every day.
Decked Out is asleep. Zed can walk through the citadel without a desperate need to throw himself to the ravengers. He can even wander below, into the redstone, without being electrocuted to death. Maybe it’s dead, but Zed doubts it. He knows it’s just sleeping. Eventually, it will wake up. It will be hungry and will lure whoever enters this world into its depths.
Maybe that’s when Tango will wake up too.
Zed won’t be here to see it.
“Who knows when you’ll be able to eat again?”
His voice is quiet but he knows the whole dungeon can hear him. He plays with the clasp on his gas mask. Tango’s storage room, where he lays on the dusty floor, has enough oxygen flowing through it still to allow him to breathe without the mask, though he’s already getting a bit of a headache. He’ll put the mask back on soon. Eventually.
“One last snack?”
He’s offered the dungeon himself hundreds of times these past few months. As a player, when it was live, hoping to spark a bit of his friend’s life back into him. Then after. Hoping for something. For a glimpse of flickering blue flame and wide eyes that had long since given up pretending to see.
There’s quiet.
There’s so much guilt in the quiet.
Don’t worry, Zed. Just a few months. Not too big of a project.
All good here. With level one done, the rest will go a lot quicker.
Yeah, level three got away from me a bit. Level four will be smaller, don’t worry.
Audio needed to be reworked, you know how it is. Soon.
Just tired, lost track of time last night.
Not too much longer now.
Don’t worry, I’ll be back to normal when the game’s done. Promise.
Did Tango know he was lying?
Zed is well aware that what he’s doing isn’t good for him. It’s ironic, how Tango pulled away from everyone, to eventually disappear in this cave. And now Zed’s doing the same thing.
It was always Tango pulling Zed out. Into the sun for a stupid game or a ridiculous project. So it makes sense that without him, Zed can’t bring himself to leave the hole.
“I could break more redstone.” Zed offers the dungeon. “Really get you mad.”
He’d done that. About two weeks after Decked Out went dormant. He hadn’t gotten a reaction at the time. But the next day, everything was repaired.
That had spurred Zed into doing a stakeout. Break some stuff, sit and wait until the dungeon brought Tango out to fix it.
Zed had died down in the redstone, waiting. It hadn’t been a pleasant death.
That’s when Impulse had stepped in, staging his own intervention. But all it had done is make Zed feel more guilty.
An intervention for the guy who failed to do an intervention when Tango needed it most.
See? Ironic.
His head is starting to pound. He puts his mask back on.
“I want my friend back, you stupid castle,” He says through the mask. The dungeon understands him anyways.
He won’t be getting Tango back. He’s known that for much longer than he can admit.
Time passes. His phone dings a few times. It’s just the others. Making preparations. The server resets in just a few hours.
“Was it worth it?” Zed asks. “Not you, dumb dungeon. I’m asking Tango. Was it worth it? Did you make this choice? Did you know the consequences?”
Silence.
“Did you ever consider saying goodbye?”
The thing is? Tango was saying goodbye. In the only way he could. It was in the heartfelt artifacts crafted for each hermit. It was in his own voice, echoing words throughout the dungeon long after his own voice left him. It was in every ounce of the game.
None of them saw it until it was too late.
Zed stands. He has to be at spawn soon. He has stuff to pack. He has his own hole in the ground to say goodbye to.
He takes the long way out. Up into the main room of the citadel.
There’s a small part of him that hopes to see a glint of Tango. That’s what’s supposed to happen, right? A little wisp of blue fire. A soft voice. A gust of wind blowing a loose piece of paper across the floor. Something he can look at and be comforted by.
Nothing happens.
Zed knows that Tango’s gone.
He stands at the door. It’s open just a crack, just like he left it.
The night is clear.
“Goodbye, Tango.”
#second: its a horror story about losing yourself and being forced to accept it#me: a tragedy about not being able to say goodbye got it#also like????? in a world where death is meaningless??? THIS? THAT TYPE OF GRIEF??? HOW WOULD YOU DEAL#my 'tango is eaten by his base' hcs are a bit different from theirs but idc the vibe is very much the same#for a bit of horror that i couldn't squeeze in#i imagine that tango (as in like his physical body) is asleep somewhere in the redstone#its just impossible for anyone to find#yes the dungeon did that on purpose so none of those other stupid hermits can try and 'save him'#also idk how it would work in-world but everyone who will be playing decked out on the world download?#food for the dungeon#glitch talks#hermitcraft#tangotek#hermitfic
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How fast do you think Fresh would kill me if I signed a contract saying I'm giving myself over to him as a future host body or whatever, but only if he'll say every swear word in existence once WITHOUT a censor, and let me record it and put it online
#rambles#fresh sans#i can already see him stroking out#pretty sure the censoring is something he automatically does#purely by default#I'd be asking him to stop doing something that comes naturally to him#like asking a person not to sneeze or some shit#I feel like him swearing without any censors would be physically impossible to do
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I am here to tell all physical nonhumans and supporters to not engage with tumblr user ursacanid on any of his posts about physical nonhumans and perhaps consider blocking. He is not open to even tolerating physical nonhumans and will not change his mind. I ascertained this myself from a very long and frustrating conversation in which he kept rehashing very classic and familiar 'anti-thisidentity' povs. Namely:
He talks a lot about 'you can be tested and your DNA and blood etc would come back as human, therefore you are physically human' and won't accept any reasoning or arguments which oppose this as the one objective truth or suggest that the experience of being physically different even if it is all psychological perception warrants the use of the word physical or literally (blank) 1/2
Not accepting the personal happiness/euphoria of physical nonhumans and the fact it's harmless (except the issues he's invented) to be a good enough reason for the use of the word 'physical' and anyone saying 'I am literally physically nonhuman' due to above 'it's illogical' mentality. 2/2
'You're special snowflakes', although he didn't use that exact phrasing he may well have as he believes that physical nonhumans simply enjoy being more special than other nonhumans and enjoy starting fights by interjecting that they are physically nonhuman and accusing people of being ableist and exclusionary.
'I don't understand your labels, so you must be doing it to confuse me', he strongly believes that physical nonhumanity is a confusing term because of it's inclusion of the word 'physical' and that refusal to change it to something he deems is more fitting is being done because the community likes to confuse people and make communication difficult and unclear.
'You're in an echo chamber because you don't like it when I tell you that you're wrong', dislikes that most physical nonhumans won't and thinks they absolutely should debate him on their identity despite the fact that he won't accept any counterargument that doesn't result in you relenting that you've got a human body. Hates all that go 'Nope I am literally this though' due to feeling they do not have to justify their identity to strangers and can't seem to understand that hostility towards this behaviour is because it is rude and uncalled for and that no group enjoys it when people not in their group or even in their group tell them that they're not actually (blank). 1/2
Sees this as indication that physical nonhumans are a toxic group which exists in an echo chamber because wanting support for your identity, or at least tolerance, and to be included/considered in the wider community/communities language and disliking anti's who tell you you're not what you are is apparently wrong. 2/2
In other words, it's completely pointless and probably upsetting to try and speak with him on the matter. His posts are going to be inflammatory because he really wants to convince the community to go against physical nonhumans, or at the very least acknowledge that 'it's not physical, it's (blank)'. I have sympathy, he's Autistic and so am I and I know what it feels like when something doesn't sit right with your internal perception of 'real and logical' and how the mind makes a mountain out of that molehill because of it, so please please don't harass him, but I keep seeing his one post go around with different people trying to get something across to him and I'm telling you it's not happening. Here is all he has to say and will ever say, you don't have to engage with him further.
#It's just funny to me because he's trans and a therian#and people regularly tell both those groups they aren't actually what they say they are#he says he experiences the world more like a bear than a human and#it would be so easy for me to say 'well that's impossible you're human so you don't actually know what being a bear is like and can't#experience the world as one. If you can't prove to me without a doubt that what you experience is actually 'bear' and not 'human' you shoul#call yourself a bear furry instead as that is more accurate to your experience'#but ofc I fucking wouldn't because that would rude and hypocritical of me#in the same way I could say 'but biologically you are female therefore you cannot be male in any capacity and I refuse to accept any answer#that involve gender and sex as seperate as I think gender ideology is intentionally confusing and non-literal when it should be'#which OF COURSE I WOULDN'T#but this would be using all the same arguments he is!!#anyway I blocked him but I hope he read my advice to just stay away from a community which he clearly gets upset over#physically nonhuman#physical nonhuman#physical therian#physical alterhumanity#physical nonhumanity#holothere
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Getting closer and closer to the limit of how many bright neon colours I can put in a character. This is Ulysses Cryptograph! I wanted to draw him so I did. Lol. Ulysses is a being from another realm and a biiiig big rock music fan. Discovered it in the 1960's and he was never the same afterwards; his species don't tend to look like humans and he didn't either in his youth! That sure changed. Nowadays him and his family live in a small community of fellow human culture appreciators.
Ulysses himself would love to meet a human, even a boring non-musician human, but resigns to his fate of having to watch their culture from the safety of his own realm. Idea people like him haven't been to Earth in 10 000 years, after all.
#he has the rare personal power of being able to communicate with physical beings from the physical realm#he thinks of it as an unfortunate coincidence that he was born with this ability and love and yet in a time when meeting a human is -#impossible. but at least he looks a little bit more convincing as a human !!!!#hes a minor character that i sadly love too much. fun facts about him are that his clothes are a part of his body#and that he looked like a whale as a baby#sirpaverse#art#my art
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why do u draw minutetech with such a slutty little waist. why would u do that to me.
he's my babygirl 🥰 im just showing you all my wife in all his slutty waisted glory. it's not my fault... all im doing is sharing his beauty with the world ❤
#☆ inbox .#☆ mutuals .#it's physically impossible for me to not draw him like that im sorry#im obsessed with him#it's not my fault he's a pretty princess 🥰
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Wheat stalk bc nickelodeon wouldn’t let them put a cigarette in there
this brings up broader discourse of would atla universe even have tobacco. like there's no rules its a fantasy world they could have tobacco but would they ? if so where would it be grown ? they have alcohol (its referenced in the Kyoshi novels) and in s2e1 Aang has a drink that's presumably caffeinated (though its probably tea and not coffee - existence of coffee beans is ANOTHER avenue of discourse - personally on the side of no coffee so we can escape coffee-drinker headcanons...) but there are no intimations at any other stimulants/substances... this is probably cus its a y-7 Nickelodeon cartoon but like usually there's SOMETHING....
they definitely have weed though only thing that explains Chong
#allgremlinasks#atla discourse <- the fun kind#I make a lot of Jet Vapes jokes but like. maybe the real reason he doesnt have a canon nicotine#addiction in the show is because its physically impossible for him to have one...
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Nanbaka x DR
in which HPA snatches Jyugo right from under Hiiro's nose to be the Ultimate Escape Artist
#this is why you don't leave children on the streets#where strange men (talent scouts) can find them#dr ideas#nanbaka ideas#honestly i'd feel bad for putting jyugo in a killing game#(like he doesn't suffer enough)#except the killing game literally Cannot Work with him there asdfgsjgds#he can just Leave#nanbaka#dr#like Even If the Tragedy proceeded as scheduled#and Even If jyugo agreed to stay in the shelter#he#would not Actually Stay in the Shelter#physically impossible for him <3
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