#like loud incorrect buzzer mf

[hischierschain]

the whole “girls only watch the devils for jack hughes” rhetoric is so confusing bc i would Not watch the devils willingly those fuckers piss me off

[ohello0]

I showed up to see my granny and when my aunt (homophobic) answered the door she asked me “are you gonna wear a mask forever?” And I said yes immediately.

The fact that she, a school teacher in contact with hundreds of children isn’t masking despite her immunocompromised mother developing a scary cough is throwing me. Like actually bitch when are YOU gonna START masking??

[eights-world]

that bitch is NOT in his early to mid twenties what the fuck is wrong with you

[budbuddnbuddy]

Little obey me headcanons (pt3)

(Pt4)

A/n: uhhh not really sure what to say here, but I’m glad my posts are getting the attention similar to what I had when I first picked up writing fanfics and headcaons. Thank all of you so much hope all of you had a wonderful Christmas.

As MC spends more time in the Devildom and makes more pacts with the brothers, they’ll start to have a slightly more evil look to them. Get what I mean? Like how Megan Fox has “evil beauty.” However its not as visible, they’ll still look like your normal boring human first glance.

“The celestials know every language in the human wor-“ *LOUD INCORRECT BUZZER* Sorry but I respectfully hate this headcaon with all my heart, it doesn’t make sense. Sure these guys are immortal powerful beings that have lived for millions and billions of years, but they don’t even keep up with the human world like that and that’s CANON. Also if we’re looking at it through their perspective where as a hundred years is literally just a couple of blinks, humans would be making new languages every second.

They probably know 2-6 MAX, and that’s not me underestimating them that’s me saying that they either don’t have the time or will to care about 7,139 OFFICIAL languages there are in the human world. But enough of that let’s dive into the languages that they can speak.

Lucifer: English, French, Italian. and a little bit of Japanese due to Levi but not enough to be fluent. Mammon: English, Spanish. Levi: English, Korean, Japanese, and sign language. (idk if that counts) Satan: English, Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, French, Spanish, Arabic. Asmodeus: English, French (mainly because he thinks it sounds hot 💀) Beelzebub: English and German. Belphie: English, Spanish, German (because of Beel), Japanese. Diavolo: English,Italian, a bit of Spanish but not enough to be fluent. Barbatos: Mandarin Chinese, Japanese, English, French. Simeon+Luke: English right now but Luke wants to learn Spanish.

Solomon is probably the type of person to wake up at 12:30 in the afternoon whenever possible. Mf probably has an alarm set for that exact time too, and when you ask where he’s been for like half of the day he’ll tilt his head to the side and be like “I was sleeping????”

I feel like we can all come to a sort of mutual understanding of this, but the brothers fan clubs and MC do not mix well together like at all.

“Asmo, get your crazy ass fans under control! They’re fucking insane!”

“Oh they can’t possibly be that bad dear! They’re MY fans after all!”

“I let it slip that we had a date planned for this Saturday and one of them threatened to cut me before calling me a warm toilet seat!”

“Oh.”

Asmodeus, Barbatos, and Simeon call you Hon/Honey sometimes.

For all of your RAD classes, every brother except Lucifer shares at least ONE class with you. Also all of the exchange students are in the same Main classes.

Everyone is a tad bit insane about you, just a little bit, a sprinkle if you will. No I am not explaining this.

[juneberrie]

dating skater!percy

author's note giggle giggle skater!percy my love

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warnings gn!reader, mentions of small injuries (skinned knees/palms)

first of all i am so glad that we've all collectively decided that percy is a skater boy

second of all if you dont think this mf is going to teach you how to skate. youre incorrect. wrong. loud buzzer sound. try again.

you standing on the board and he's walking beside u, rolling u along and holding ur hands <3

if you guys r sitting on his bed or something and his feet are off the edge you can best believe he's got them on his board and is just rolling it left and right. does that make sense?

he wears converse most of the time but whenever he skates or he knows hes gonna skate at some point during the day he switches them out to a pair of vans that are like the exact same color

HE LETS YOU DRAW ON THEM <3

literally you could draw whatever on them and he'd cherish it and act like its the mona lisa or sumn

"grover!! look!!! y/n drew a horse on my shoes!!! isn't it amazing!!"

"oh thats a horse? i thought it was a whale"

"isnt it amazing 👿🔫"

anyways!!

he's definitely the kind of guy to take u to the skate park and yells "LOOK AT ME BABE" and does some kind of trick

more often than not he fucks it up (he was looking at u 🤭) and falls. and like skins his knee or wtv

if he skinned his palm doing a trick he'll be all pouty while you patch it up.

"babe :( how am i supposed to hold your hand now :( my hand looks like its been to hell and back :("

will ask you to pretty please with a cherry on top to kiss his scratches better <3

he has a playlist that he listens to while he skates around when he's alone and he puts some of your fav songs on it because they remind him of u <3

[wirescorner]

I can just imagine them on tumblr like, they actually fucking suck

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A kid robbed me today, because “you’re too old for hello kitty” and took the beads i wanted from my hands. Here’s how I responded

I burnt down the store

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“You’re the eldest in this house-” Extremely loud incorrect buzzer

#im actually a pretty princess who deserves to not do anything except eat sleep and be an inconvenience but ok

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Sending brain waves so they are convinced to start a homoerotic friendship with me

# apparently this is a bad idea because of consequences # that’s a problem for future me ig #💯💯💯

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🔁honeriah reblogged remindertonotdie

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Balls

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Banger post actually

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🔁remindertonotdie reblogged morgue

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Tutorial on how to remind someone they’re not ascending to godhood and they’re just dehydrated

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Fuck you for this actually

#i didn’t even say your name??? #me when I get called out #GUILTYYYYY #DRINK WATER BITCH DONT COME TO ME WHEN YOUR HEAD IS ABOUT TI EXPLODE #🤯🤯🤯🤯🤯 #<- you rn

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🔁jd-core reblogged honeriah

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Actually crazy how they aren’t madly in love with me rn

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Mp que les autres guys 😔

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Nvm cause they’re dumb asf

#mf use your brain it’s embarrassing to have a crush on you 🤦‍♀️ #crazy how I’m saying this when they’re literally my wallpaper

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The way I feel so sad whenever I see those “were you ACTUALLY a weird kid or are you just a poser?” posts and I just hear junko posing audios

I was a gacha kid bae not a danganronpa kid 💔💔💔

#like idk who’s supposed to be mercy #but just give me a single song from my glmv era and I will fuck it up HARD #even if I WAS a danganronpa weird kid I’d prolly still not be able to junko pose #thanks amazing coordination 🙏🙏🙏

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Ice cold water save me…

Save me ice cold water…

Ice cold water…

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It’s actually crazy how people who don’t do sports will tell you, you suck at your sport

My brother in Christ why don’t you kill yourself

#Like commit suicide actually #esp the boys in my class #like if we’re friends that’s one thing #other wise shoot yourself in the head #rant #sports

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Nvm I was just sleepy

#sleep solves all problems actually 🎀🎀🎀

[jackals-ships]

🎫 for an f/o you haven't gushed about on this blog yet, maybe? (dragonsmooch)

spinning the wheel of blorbo in my brain only for it to land on this motherfucker to a Loud incorrect buzzer noise /lighthearted joking

OKAY BUT. squishes his face. and bites him. that is all thank you for joining my ted talk

HFKK okok fr i think when the first movie with loki came out i wass. well my brain said 13-14 google says Thor was 2011?? so i was probably 13-14 when i Actually Watched It for the first time. which tracks bc that was both my I'm Not Like Other Girls (thats a surprise tool that will help us later!) era and my like. hfjkd the era where i Adamantly denied having crushes on characters Or celebrities ESPECIALLY ones that were popular even if it was Blatant

so shout out to this mf basically for being the reigning champion of the “how long can jackal stay tsundere about one man” competition (im still tsun. i don't like him. ignore the pictures falling out of my arms those are for a FRIEND-)

secondary shout out in the form of “you're the reason i'm Like This. the kneel scene did Something to my brain chemistry and im still figuring out What” <- acting like i don't Still get all giddy and kick my feet like a kid w a crush

but he's JUST. he's just. chewing on his arms i like him and he's Pretty <3 and he's very smart which is becoming a Theme here but i think i just love how much of a smartass he is hjdk he opens his mouth and im equal parts “i like your funny bastard words” and “maybe if I kiss him it'll shut him up. who said that”

ALSO LIKE. god okay theres this scene where he's like “hi I'm loki you might know me-” and then just gets punched. and LAUGHS and goes “:3 i like her” like MA'AM SIR AND OR TITLE. HOW. how am i to be Normal here. you, you can't just do that to me. bc now im curious if you'll just laugh if i smack you- who said that. we have ghosts in this ask-

tldr i like. i like him :} in a very "im putting a note in ur locker that says get out of my school" kind of way