#like mind ur own goddamn business

[drinkinggblood]

ark offical pvp

[bisexualrapline]

i hate army twitter lmao someone remind me not to go on there ever

[forbiddenseason]

My actual thoughts on proship/antiship discourse is that they’re needlessly divisive words that mean fuck all. Do Not bring that garbage around me I will NOT take you seriously.

[nanobyting]

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" it was never personal. " || 10/15/22 ======== ac: snowfall - øneheart x reidenshi src: cod bocw

[sapphic-schizo]

still thinking about that post that's like "i wanted to be the chill roommate but she it's been two months and she hasn't washed her sheets" bestie if you're paying attention to how often your roommate does laundry then you've already failed lmao

[satoruhour]

hello :) may i ask a husband nanami headcanons? your so talented!

a/n: ty anon !!! i hope u like this :3

warnings: (in second half of post) pregnancy kink? breeding / creampie kink ofc, consensual somnophilia, praise, pet names

i. sfw headcanons

nanami is so sweet when he first proposes to you! ofc you have sex on the daily or weekly but when he’s reading his speech to you when he’s kneeling down it’s so sweet that you cry

and this dude wonders why you’re tearing up when his words literally mirror a poet’s LMFAO

nanami proposes at a quiet place only the two of you frequent, to avoid unwanted attention like crowds (he’s just thinking about gojo and how annoying he would be)

but also because he just wants it to be as special as he can make it out to be

honestly, if the whole kuantan thing works out he would love to propose there while the waves and horizon set the scene naturally. like he already knew he wanted to retire from being a jujutsu sorcerer here but he just melts when you’re here too. everything wrapped up in one, and the tear-filled “yes!!!” makes him jump and warms his heart

has a dinner laid out for you and everything and if the beach is deserted he wouldn’t mind having u right there LOL hes quiet but freaky just sayin’ !!!

when you walk down the aisle he cries. really

and is now obsessed with how he can call you ”his wife” as opposed to “his girl” 

okay but now on to the domesticity. the dynamics are almost the same: he isn’t against you heading out to earn your own money, and he’s more than happy to be a stay-at-home husband if you want him to, but seeing you in your cute apron has him already thinking of family and how you would bounce the baby on your arm as you prepare dinner

nanami is more doting when he’s your husband, not that he wasn’t before, but he thinks it’s the old age when he sees your leg cramp and he massages it or when you squint at your book so he turns up your lamp to a higher setting

also likes to flaunt off his wedding ring, albeit with flushed cheeks. he does it when he drinks tea, sliding gojo his paper work, polishing his weapon and it’s silent, laidback bragging and only gets annoyed when gojo asks about it

if anyone else does it he’s happy to talk about you lol

is a lot more slack when it comes to his salary and treating you to things, saying things like “oh, it’s okay, my pretty wife deserves this”

nanami does his part of the housework now that you’re permanently living together and pulls his weight — buying cleaning supplies, folding the laundry, buying food for the dog

he doesn’t care much about gender roles and is willing to show you that a good husband shouldn’t just be a milestone to complete and then immediately refuses to participate in household work

deadbeat husbands = boooooo

for now you’re still busy as jujutsu sorcerers, but after a year or two of being married he’s trying to convince you to take less missions, partially because he’s afraid of curses taking advantage of your relationship (not that they didnt before, but now they have a leverage against you) and marriage to hold either of you hostage

but the main reason for the persuasion is because he wanted a kid. and you step back in shock because nanami kento? wanting a kid? it seemed so out of character for him but considering how much he liked to come in you… was already pretty telling

like he loved the dog but also wanted like. biological kids. it was wild, he knows, even when you tell gojo (he’s still a little mad that you did, but it was an accident), even the six-eyes user was pretty surprised.

when the kid comes he’s just. crying again. he really loves you so much, and the fact that you carried a baby for nine months and was in pain for 12 hours and then pushed a whole ass baby out ur vagina? goddamn

you two name her nanami kumiko and he holds her like she’s the only one in the world (besides you), cooing gently as how the baby seem to snuggle into his warmth

he gives her a danish name too: ida, but he’s not sure if he should include it in the birth certificate, so he didn’t

he is very protective of his girl, especially how you techniques seemed to be passed down and how the jujutsu society might be seeking out your offspring in kuantan, but he makes sure no one comes close to the two of you, even asking gojo reluctantly to monitor any news of the higher-ups looking to ruin her childhood

nanami really thinks it’s age now, because he find it so hard to say no to your baby girl whenever she asks for something — whether non-verbal or verbal

is a calm dad, usually burping the baby after you feed her, changing her diapers, etc., even suggesting bonding by holding her close with skin-to-skin contact and you're surprised he even knows about that

you give in when you see that he does it anyway, rocking the baby softly on the balcony with his top off, already knowing she’s going to be a daddy’s girl when she grows up

spoils his daughter but still disciplines her when it’s necessary, but he reverts to gentle parenting when he needs to. learns how to tie hair because of her, teaches her about manners and consent and tells her he has no problem if she decides to punch a guy one day. she’s just confused lol, why would i need to do that, dad?

bless him, she got your kind disposition, but yeah he emphasises that she should stand up for herself if needed

during pregnancy, he’s also making sure you never lift a finger, running across the house to complete errands, going out to buy your cravings and regulating your diet. it’s pretty cute but nanami is sometimes really strict about what you eat because he doesn’t want your health to decline lol

“just one cup of coffee… please?”

nanami only grunts in disapproval, hoping a peck to your forehead can wake you up, ”no.”

okay but that’s a lot, i have a lot of Thoughts

now…. 

ii. nsfw headcanons

building on that hc earlier abt going from calling you ”his girl” to ”his wife”, he uses it so much in the bedroom you’d think it was a fetish

and you kinda understand it, there’s the jump of your heart when he introduces you as “his wife” compared to a mere girlfriend

honest to god, coming home that day and seeing you cook wasn’t the first time he’s thought of having a kid. it’s happened many times before, seeing you interact with the first-years, guiding a first-grader home after a mission

and sure he’s done it before, but you’re always on the pill and he has really really thought of getting a vasectomy, but then he thinks of how cute you’d look with a round belly, carrying his baby and that glow that he knows he’s the reason for

so the day he proposes to you, he fucks you like an animal, cumming deep in you with choked groans and fills you up.

wedding night? same thing

but what really got him going was after he told you about wanting a kid, and you begging with those eyes of yours is what drove that string to snap. “i w-want you— shit— to fuck a baby into me, kento!” 

wheew and he goes insane. nanami loves it when you beg for his cum, legs locked around his body to get him to do it. you’re relentless too, spreading your folds for him as his cum seeps out slowly and soon he’s fucking his cum deep into you again, filling you up two, three, four times

and he doesn’t exactly care if that time doesn’t work because now he knows you aren’t taking contraception so he just does it regularly for good measure.

you aren’t complaining because you’ve never seen nanami so feral when he’s pushing his cum deep into you, whether it’s with his cock or with his fingers. that period before your pregnancy was so fulfilling that you wouldn’t mind pushing out another baby for your husband, if it meant getting railed by a man on a mission to make you a mommy

by god he fucks you on every surface of the house

when you’re pregnant too, you can’t help but get wet bc of your hormones and sometimes comes home from work, tired and needing some relief

he finds relief between your legs when you’re sleeping, talking about how nice it was to get used while sleeping, but you didn’t expect nanami to utilise it while you’re pregnant. you wince and groan as you sit up, but you need to see your husband lapping at your cunt immediately, moaning into your core like a starved man

but ofc nanami is a lot gentler when you’re pregnant. he offers to do the work, thrusts gentler and less impactful, but he still feels so good

a few years after marriage, sex is still an ongoing thing, but it’s converted more into love-making and lazy intercourse because you weren’t exactly young. sure you both would go crazy a few times a week but it was difficult with a maturing kid in the room next to yours.

you both would also take the time to discover other kinks!!! always busy, it was a difficult thing to do, but in between taking care of kumiko and handling lighter missions, you’d find new ways to continue keeping your love and sex life exciting

nanami liked going slow with you too though whispering into your ears endless praises of how you were doing do well, settling into missionary so he could see how his thrusts still had the same effect it did on you years ago

“doing so well, sweetheart. that’s it… my pretty wife’s such a good girl f’r me.” 

nanami wasn’t against a second child, but sometimes he sees how much you go through in labour and in pregnancy that he becomes lightheaded with what could happen to you, especially with the unexpected illnesses that come with pregnancies. he told himself he would only grant you another if you ask for it

but then one day when kumiko prances up to you in the midst of her math homework, asking when she would get a little sibling and youre taken aback while nanami just chokes on his tea

yeah, sure, you taught her sex education way before her peers and how babies are made but you didn’t expect to actually ask the two of you straight up about having a sister or brother

that night, you mulled over the decision, and nanami mumbles into your neck from the back, ”don’t worry about kumiko, baby. she’ll probably forget it sooner or later.”

“but what if i want to give her one though?” you mumble, your smaller hand guiding his lower and lower…

“do you want to?” nanami only can suck in a breath when he feels your throbbing cunt, your nimble fingers showing his how you liked your clit to be rubbed. even if he knows you inside out he still lets you do it, “i do… do you, kento?”

his first name is whispered, breaking the tension and nanami has to hold himself back from handling you too roughly, loving the way you grin languidly.

oh, here comes round 2!

omg headcanons are so fun lol i never wrote 1k words so fast since they’re informal and chill

[sunnitheapollokid]

💌┊ ༑ ࿐ྂ。MY BOYFRIEND IS MY WALLET

leo valdez x fem!reader, mortal au. <3 + leo obsessing over lego sets blurb.

📬 sunni’s notes : on babies, when i started writing this austin started playing WHY IS THAT SO FUNNY LMFAAAOOO did ur boots stop working!! did ur truck break down 😖 anyways,, LEO WOULD SPOIL THEIR PARTNER!! THERE! I SAID IT!! i have way too many drafts rn. it’s actually really bad. besides that, have fun with this!! because every girl deserves to have a bf / gf who pays for everything like the princess they are. guys send me req’s im actually bored out of my mind </3 i’m in the makings of a percy fic too! but anyways, sunkisses!! mwuah!

sitting in her boyfriend’s car’s passanger seat, she hummed peacefully to the music played on the aux. leo had his hand on her thigh while he drove, “babe.” he patted her lightly, turning to the corner.

“yeah?” she coo’d. “we’re here.” she gasped, the flea market looking like absolute treasure to her as her [eye color] eyes lit up. leo snickered at the girl’s demeanor before parking at an open spot. about to get out, leo slammed her back in her seat, getting out, he jumped over his car’s hood and opened the door for (name) with no sweat.

(name) cackled at his dramatic antics, taking his hand as she stepped out. both of their outfits meshed so well together, (name) was all giddy. especially leo. “the sun’s so pretty!!” you coo’d. “you’re prettier.” he winked, grabbing his cap from the seat and placing it on his curly-head.

“yuck.” she replied, he cackled. “hey!! you’re suppose to compliment me back ‘oh leo, my sweet angel of a boyfriend, you are so much prettier.’” he mocked her as she interwined their hands. rolling her eyes affectionately, (name) gave him a kiss on the cheek, “maybe i’ll have to sweet talk you into buying me stuff.”

leo raised his brows, “baby, you just need to show up look pretty and bring your bright personality and i’ll buy the whole goddamn world for you.”

she pinched his cheeks, “whatever hot stuff.”

the flea market was so open, and the weather was a good breezy-kind. it was also not too crowded, so it was easy to walk through.

leo had this habit of keeping his hands in his girlfriend’s, feeling like she’ll slip away if he didn’t hold her hand.

but, upon roaming the flea market, (name) had seperated from leo, after he himself got distracted by the re-sold lego sets. she was keeping herself busy with the jewelry since she knew he’d realize he’d lost her hand and go look for her. from beaded bracelets and gold rings, god, she was entranced.

she had her share of buying jewelry, but since leo was good with metals, he usually made her rings. “those rings are beautiful dear.” the lady from the other side of the stall complimented with a beaming smile. shyly tucking her hair away, “thank you!! my boyfriend made them.” the lady coo’d, taking her hand to inspect the four rings on her right hand.

“so well made. i can feel the love through these.” she caressed the [silver/gold] rings. “oh yeah, lots of love.” leo stood beside her, sending her a small wink. surprised that he had found her that quickly, she sent him a surprised smile.

the lady lifted her gaze and smiled at the two. “what an adorable couple!!” she glistened. (name) could feel the heat rise to her cheeks and ears.

“thank you so much.” leo beamed, placing his warm hand on her back, the other hand holding a plastic bag of another addition to his lego obsession.

he leaned in to whisper in her ear, “did you want something mami?” she glanced back at the stall’s selection, finally finding a sun ring, perfectly fitting your pinky. she raised the ring to look at it under the sunlight, and it shimmered like glitter.

his expressions softened, a soft laugh escaping his lips, “we’ll get that.” he pulled his wallet out of his pocket. “wh—what no!! leo, i’ll pay.” she took her own wallet out of her sling bag. “whAT. ARE YOU TALKING ABOUT.” leo, trying to give his card to the lady, who found the whole situation amusing, got knocked off by his girlfriend by the hip.

about to hand her card, leo was swift enough to knock her just the same and attempted to pay for it again. “leo!” she shoved him away with her hand on his face and reached for the lady’s open hands. leo shoved her again by the waist, the bag in his hands crinkling, “cariño— i— got— it!” struggling with her grip on leo, he finally managed to pay for it with a ding!

she sighed, leo taking her hand and slipping the ring in. “look! it fits so well.” he kissed the side of her eyes. “you’re so annoying.” she kid, “ah, i truly try my love.” he replied, cocky. “you didn’t have to do that, i could’ve paid.” (name) spoke softly, admiring the ring on her finger. “come on. i told you i’d buy you the whole world if i could.”

she giggled softly, “what’d you get this time?” she glanced at the bag in his hand. leo’s mouth agape open, pulling the dragon lego set out of the bag. “IT’S A DRAGON!!” he exclaimed excitedly, you cackled at how cute he was about this whole lego set obsession.

“maybe i’ll name him festus.” she kissed his cheek, “i think you should too.” his eyes lit up, “oh and these too!” he took out the daffodil lego set, “i thought you’d might like them.”

she smiled at the flower lego set he had handed her, “aw, leo. thank you handsome.”

—

“i think it goes in there honey.”

“that’s what she said.” she slapped his arm at the sex joke, a cackle escaping his lips while she attempted to hold in her giggles. “just put it in leo— AND DON’T YOU DARE MAKE A COMMENT ON THAT!” leo cackled again, throwing his head back.

he carefully placed the lego piece on top of the other. they we’re halfway done with the set, half of the dragon’s body already finished. leo had his curls hanged over his head, his tongue sticking out when he’s concentrated— a habit that made (name)’s heart patter.

“i’m never finishing this.” he leaned back to the couch, sighing out of frustration. “oh c’mon leo! you gotta finish it! you’re the mechanic, short-attention, and oh so cute.” you complimented to get his adrenaline back up, “yup. finishing it. whatever you say mami.”

she laughed as he sat back up and got back to work. “that’s my boy.”

[2knightt]

HI I SAW UR REQUESTS OPEN AND IMMEDIAYELY SCRAMBLED TO WRITE THIS

idk if this makes sense, but smth like ponyboy x academic-rival!soc!reader? like they’re compared to each other a lot. they have quiet passive aggressive arguments. and they’re always on each other’s mind.. “for some reason.”

i was thinking like maybe ponyboy finds reader in some compromising position. like, maybe they’re getting bothered at the drive-in and he steps in (he doesn’t even realize what he’s doing until he does it) and sticks up for reader— and it leads to them learning more about each other in the process?

loll idk if this makes sense but your writing’s actually great can’t wait to see what u put out next ^^

୧ ׅ𖥔 ۫ and you can’t think of anyone else.⋄ 𓍯

REQUESTED: you and ponyboy ‘dislike’ each other.

tags/warnings: story focused, long/on the longer side, gn!reader, reader gets harassed by a creep, ponyboy nearly gets into a fistfight, reader has a brother,

ೃauthor notes⁀➷ anon i think you’re magic because i was JUST thinking about writing academic rivals with ponyboy

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“wow, pony. only 89%? i thought you were good at math.”

“i am.”

“you sure?”

ponyboy gritted his teeth as he huffed, pulling his paper out of your hands as he went back to his seat. right behind you.

if ponyboy didn’t know better, he’d thought that mr. lizweski was out for him. he glared daggers at the back of your head, his jaw still clenched.

99%. that’s such bullshit. you had to be bribing all the teachers to keep on getting first place, right? there’s no way in hell he’d ever come in second.

ponyboy wasn’t even second in track.

89% was all he thought about. in his remaining classes, he pressed down on the paper a little too hard when writing, he was oddly silent around his school friends, and he walked faster—with more of a purpose than anything.

it was clear to his friends that he was agitated, but they didn’t bother asking. each time the topic of you, the reason of his annoyance, was brought up ponyboy went on what seemed like an hour long rant.

“they’re bribing the teachers, right? they have to be! how else would they be getting these stupid marks when they’re busy parting their hair in class, or they’re too busy talking to their friends about, “what’s for lunch?” i am so goddamn tired of it!”

“….you seem to know an awful lot ‘bout y/n for someone who hates ‘em.”

“i do hate them! did you not just hear what i said?”

the rest of the day, ponyboy was in a bad mood. it felt like nothing could pull him out of it, not even when soda grabbed some change to treat him to go get snacks.

you stood out there gas station, head down to look at ground to avoid the random, rather ugly, dude standing above you.

“c’mon, pretty. gimme a smile, why don’t you?”

you stayed silent, turning your head away from him. he reeked of booze, the scent making your skin crawl.

ponyboy seen this, a slight anger bubbling inside him. it was different than what he felt all through today. this was real, genuine anger rather than annoyance.

ignoring soda calling for him and ignoring his subconscious yelling at him, ponyboy stomped toward you and the guy.

he got between the two of you, shoving the guy back slightly.

“they ain’t interested.”

“what’re you? their boyfriend?”

“just lay off.”

“or what?”

the guy pressed, taking a step closer to pony. neither of their glares wavered. pony’s knuckles were almost white with how hard he was clenching his hand.

you fully believe he wouldn’t socked him right then and there if soda hadn’t stepped in and talked the guy away, calming the drunkard a few feet away.

“you didn’t need to step in.”

“it’s not like you were gonna be anything.”

“you don’t know that.”

“i do know that, y/n.”

ponyboy spoke with such a stern tone, you almost believed him against your own will. but, as the whole situation set in, you couldn’t help but feel thankful.

“whatever.”

“whatever?”

he asked, sounding almost offended. pony almost fought a guy for you and all he gets is a goddamn, ‘whatever’?

“..thank you.”

you mumbled quietly, crossing your arms as you leaned back onto the gas station wall, looking down at the gravel below.

“you’re welcome.”

the silence that hung between the two of you was palpable. you shifted your weight from side to side until ponyboy broke the awkwardness.

“so, you come ‘round here often?”

“yeah. my brother works here so i get things for cheap.”

“you got a brother?”

“mhm. soda’s age.”

you confirmed, silence falling between the two of you once more. ponyboy glanced inside the store, seeing your brother work the register.

well, he should be, at least. he was currently being held back from going outside to kick some sense into the creep from earlier.

“you two look alike.”

ponyboy muttered under his breath, a small part of him hoping you wouldn’t hear. his ears went hot with embarrassment when he heard you snicker.

“don’t insult me like that.”

he always knew you were quick witted, but hearing it happen when pony wasn’t the one being made fun of was rare. but, rather funny.

ponyboy understands why your friends are always giggling around you now, as he’s begun to catch himself let out a small chuckle at your words.

“it ain’t a bad thing.”

“it totally is. you just haven’t met ‘em.”

you, yourself, were laughing at your own words. the two of you quickly laughing amongst yourselves, the conversation making 0 sense to anyone but to you guys.

time seemed to tick by faster and faster the more ponyboy got invested into the conversation. you carried yourself with a confidence he couldn’t comprehend.

the way you spoke, the way you stood, the way you looked—it was all so confusing for pony.

soda walked out of the gas station, a plastic bag full of all kinds of snacks as he shouted at his younger brother.

“ponyboy, let’s go!”

“alright, soda!”

the wind was the only thing filling your guys’ ears as he kicked the gravel you two stood on. until you, as always, broke the ice.

“i’ll see you ‘round, 89%.”

“yea. see you at school, 82%.”

you two teased, narrowing your eyes at each other one last time for the night.

even on the car ride home with soda, who calmed down the drunkard and even got close with your brother, ponyboy was still confused.

despite being the best, number one, in english—he couldn’t find the words to describe how he felt about you.

so, he’ll just say he’a neutral on you. until you get a higher grade than him, of course.

[em0r1ck]

Istg, AEs (Anti-Endos) will make posts that say something like "every system is unique", "systemhood is a complicated thing", "it's okay to be unsure and to explore parts of your identity", "the brain is complex and fluid, no two systems will look the same"

Then at the bottom of their post it'll look like this:

ENDO "SYSTEMS" DNI UR NOT REAL SYSTEMS

It makes me want to bash my skull in with a frying pan. The cognitive dissonance and complete lack of self awareness is appalling, and honestly, impressive.

I have to applaud AEs for being so stuck in their hateful mindset that they can achieve this level of mental gymnastics. It's got to be Olympic level at this point, I guess I'll see you guys at the summer games for people who can't mind their own goddamn business.

[junkermcqueen]

a hoffstrahm analysis by a person who has never seen the saw movies but Has watched a lot of youtube:

1- the cube trap. one could say it is a sign of hoffman's hatred of strahm as it is his way of quietly disposing of him, but let's look at this closer and from the lens that mark hoffman has a little soft spot. the trap is relatively simple and not really as gruesome as the rest tend to be. this could just be because hoffman didn't have time to waste and just wanted peter gone, which is like true to an extent to me, but also i believe its probably the most merciful trap he had on hand that would just rid us of strahm quickly. i mean yeah drowning people isn't really fun or nice but like there's a lot worse in this series. but strahm obviously escaped because he's hot like that and mark was staring at that stretcher like "goddamn that sexy son of a bitch escaped," which is in my mind equal parts shocked that it was escapable and admiration towards strahm for finding a way out. like cmon that's one of the hottest things strahm has done besides kabedoning jill tuck into a wall

mark hoffman seems to have that vigilante justice mentality since he thinks he can decide who's worthy of punishment or not (example: seth baxter, even though that was mostly vengeance) so i think that his Duty would push past any other pursuits in his life as a jigsaw apprentice.

which brings us to

2- glass coffin. the attempt on marks part to force strahm into the "if you can't beat em, join em" mentality. that's kind of a joke. but anyway instead of hoffman just immediately hydraulic pressing strahm to death he offered that mercy option via the coffin. the cube trap didn't have that sort of option offered, because i feel like these traps were just covert ways of murdering a man who honest to god didn't deserve a whole saw trial.

and the point of the coffin was like "hey dude just trust me u gotta stop poking ur nose into my business or it's going to kill you because im the jigsaw now." peter strahm didn't listen because he's too hot for that tho.

i believe hoffman just wanted peter strahm to just mind his own business because he was an exceptional man. probably would've wanted him to succeed, if not for the fact that it would be mark's own downfall here if strahm won. strahm was a thorn in his side that he wouldn't have minded keeping for a little while but at the end of the day the most logical option was to remove it.

this whole analysis is probably bullshit but i have brainrot your honor teehee

[imachrisgirl]

OLDER ll Chris Evans

WARNINGS- SMUT. I honestly don’t know read at ur own risk tbh (it’s not too bad)

Your life wasn’t suppose to go like this. You’d had it planned out, or rather planned out for you, since birth. Born to celebrity parents, you’d had a college fund before you were born.

But you’d never went to college.

Now, twenty one years of age, you sat in the home of the one and only Chris Evans. Just like you’d done for the passing months. Your toothbrush sat adjacent to his in the master bathroom connected to his bedroom. You’d practically, though not technically, moved in.

He was in his early forties, much to the dismay of your parents. You’d been attracted to toxicity all your life, it shouldn’t have been much of a surprise to them. Chris had everything you’d wanted, a house, a fence, the dog to complete the picture of the American dream.

But you couldn’t help but feel he wasn’t focused on you. He was distracted. He came home late and went to bed before you got the chance to speak or utter a single word towards eachother.

“I don’t fucking know Jenna. He just seems so- occupied. Like there’s no room for me in his busy life anymore. What should I do? Do I cut my losses and pack my shit?”

“Or..well I don’t know, you could talk to him? Like seriously y/n be a normal human being and speak to him about it.”

“Fine.”

You decided to throw on some lacy red lingerie and hoped he’d fuck you for the first time in weeks. Your mind had started to wonder if he was getting it somewhere else.

Click.

The door shut.

“Woah.” He said as he entered the room. You turned around to face him. His eyes eyed you up and down, examine every last detail of every curve and cell your body possessed.

“I-i’m tired.” He said.

What. The. Ever loving. Fuck.

“Are you fucking cheating on me?” You said, you didn’t mean for it to come out so suddenly but it did so the best option was to go with the flow.

“No! What the fuck are you talking about?”

“Well. Fuck Chris, I don’t know. You haven’t fucked me in two weeks, you’re always working late or doing whatever the fuck it is that you do, and immediately come home and fall dead asleep. You don’t even give me the goddamn time of day. That’s all I ask for. For you to talk to me.” You explained. Emphasizing the “working.”

His face went pale and his eyes briefly shut before re-opening.

“You’re right.”

“No fucking shit.”

“I’m sorry. I’ve just been stressed with work. I shouldn’t have done this.” He reasoned.

“So, there’s no one else?” You questioned.

“No baby. It’s only you.” He told you, placing his hands on your hips and pulling you closer to his tall figure.

It really, really, really, fucking turned you on. Your panties were already soaked in your wetness.

“I get that. But you need to speak to me about it instead of you shutting me out. Okay?”

“Absolutely.” He says. His eyes traveled to your tits, eyeing them. You were surely dripping down your goddamn leg. No relief in two weeks had almost killed you. You ached for anything, some kind of pressure. You involuntary bucked your hips against him.

“Needy, huh baby? Guess we oughta do something about that.” He says.

“Yes. Please. Please.” You pleaded. He hadn’t even touched you yet and you’d already melted in a puddle at his feet.

“Lay down.” He said.

You obeyed and laid flat on your back. Usually you’d put up a fight, but you were so very worked up.

“Too many clothes…” He clicked his tounge as he tore of your lacy underwear.

He didn’t waste any time after that. He kissed up your thigh, up to your waistline, before traveling back down to your clit.

“Tell me what you want.”

“Your mouth. Please.”

His hot breathe alone would probably be enough to push you over the edge.

He simply nodded before diving into your heat. You immediately grabbed at his hair and moaned so loudly you thought every single neighbor of yours could hear you.

Not even two minutes later, you felt the familiar tension about to explode in your stomach. You finally reached your orgasm and screamed into the pillow. It wasn’t until now you’d realized you were crying. Mascara ran down your face from ecstasy.

“Fuck me. Fuck me please. Please.” You pleaded with him. You knew he needed relief too.

“Mmm. You want me to fuck you? How bad?”

“Please. I need you now. Please.” You pleaded.

In one swift movement he entered you, much to your surprise, but also relief. The ache you’d felt in your core had finally been satisfied. You bit into his shoulder until it fucking drew blood.

“So good. So tight for me. Such a good girl.”

You could only moan in reply. Even if you were to try speaking, your mouth would only scream.

“Oh god. Oh god. Chris. I’m going to fucking cum again.”

“Not yet baby.”

“Please. Please. I can’t. Too much.” You said, as he rubbed your clit to create even more tension.

“You can take it. I know you can.” He said.

“You can cum, baby, let it go.” He said. You both came in unison.

“Yes baby. You’re so fucking hot under me. I want you all the time.” He said, rolling over onto his back.

“Couldve if you’d spoke to me the past two weeks.” You poked his chest.

“I’m sorry baby. I’ll fuck you every night to make up for that.”

The End.

[the-owl-tree]

okay, sorry but i think i have found my fave from ur isekai au and i have to know: does beesnap immediately take one look at honey and go "who are you and what the fuck did you do to my daughter?" or does the relief of having who she believes is "honeypaw" cloud her judgement for a bit?

i am so glad you like beesnap because she has been my favorite to conceptualize >:3c mean mother enjoyers rise up

At the beginning they think it's shock and trauma. Like, they thought Honeypaw was dead dead, her body was being dragged by the elders for burial before she suddenly started spasming and woke up. For the next while, both Beesnap and Owlstar attribute it to the shock of temporarily being dead. At first they expect the behavior to go away and Beesnap tries to support her daughter (and tell everyone gossiping about the behavior to shut the fuck up and mind their own business) but eventually the signs do start to point that something's wrong...and Beesnap does suspect that there is something else going on. Honeypaw doesn't laugh at the jokes she used to and keeps?? standing on two legs to walk??? (to which she quietly hisses for her to fucking stop that everyone is staring)

She eventually does put the pieces together and is furious that something would ever take her daughter's body. I'd imagine she'd be torn into wanting to beat the shit out of this goddamn imposter versus never ever wanting to lay a paw on her only child. So a mix of both?

[wisp-enclosure]

@mistfallengw2

Lu prefers her wacky ranged weapons, be it her pistols or flamethrower or mortar (a girl has to be prepared). She's not exactly melee combat trained but could theoretically throw a hammer around and cause some damage. She refuses to touch swords because as much as she loves Kudo (platonically and...otherwise 👀) the last time he offered to teach her it was a goddamn disaster. He's very. Picky.

Kudo LOVES his swords. Obsessed. Literally collects and displays them on his walls. It wasn't always this way. In the Inquest he was trained on firearms but Kudo has GOD AWFUL aim and Lu refuses to let him handle one in the current day. He was taught swordplay by Lu's half brother Gaius during their time in the Priory and continued his lessons up until the fight with Zhaitan. But that doesn't mean he stopped practicing; for all his flaws Kudo IS a very diligent student, and started obsessively studying techniques on his own. He's a genuinely impressive swordsman now, and he's not afraid to get a little egotistical about it.

Food! Lu's a good cook and is willing to try anything but doesn't particularly like bugs (which is unfortunate since it tends to feature in a lot of Asuran meals). She loves meat as most charr would buy likes to get fancy with it if she can.

Kudo is the one that ate the poison-cured bacon (out of scientific curiosity) so I think that answers just about any questions about him.

The catrats are homebodies (yes, even Lu!) So their favorite places are like. Their home. Their shared workspace. Outside of that they both grew really fond of the Labyrinthine Cliffs so that's where they've. Parked their airship most of the time. So it's their home also.

SotO spoilers under the cut

SO, Kudo's basically got no family anymore. His grandfather's been Kralk'd, he killed his own dad, and his sister and him aren't on speaking terms to put it lightly (the Specimen Lab meta in Sandswept was incredibly awkward for him).

He's formed his own little family during the catrats' 10 year dragon jamboree but now seemingly they're starting to drift away too. Taimi's still in Cantha and now she's maybe dating?? Braham is still recovering. Kas and Jory are understandably busy. All he has is Lu. And he loves Lu, obviously! But now she's ALSO (temporarily, mind you) out doing stuff. (And tbf it's not long or major, she's just helping her brother prepare his campaign for the Khan-Ur election. She'll be gone maybe two weeks at most). He's got wifeguy brain you'll have to forgive him.

So the SotO plot starts and there's ZOJJA!!! His mentor that he hasn't seen in years!! Given her connection to Snaff he views her as his aunt in a roundabout way. This is one of the few family members he has left, he's ecstatic!

And then he learns about the whole ascension business. And Zojja starts considering it after Mabon dies.

Kudo's distraught at the prospect but tries to be supportive. He doesn't actually think she'll do it. Not without him there at least.

But she does.

And now Kudo's back to having no family.

[just-jordie-things]

i don’t really know if you write for him, but there’s a criminal lack of yuuta content on this app😭 can i see him with a instead of him studying overseas it’s reader and they finally come back for good and surprise him? if you write for him ofc :)) -🌿

💕yuuta my love💕

just so you know he is so proud of you and how strong you are to take on such important missions on ur own! he’s your hype man through and through <3

but bc you’re gone so much it did take a while for him to find the time (and courage- he’s a shy lover!!) to ask you out. <3

you always bring him back a souvenir or two, something neat or a little treat that makes you think of him <3

this particular mission you’d been on had been difficult for a variety of reasons. curse after curse kept you overseas for weeks longer than planned, until you’d almost been gone for two whole months. you were growing tired, and yuuta was getting restless not having you around.

he always missed you when you were gone, from the second you left to the second you came back. but you’d never been gone this long before, and he was losing his mind a little bit having you around.

the other second years get a little tired of how antsy and distant he gets. they try to cheer him up and show him a good time but everything reminds him of you and he just wants you back by his side <3

maki, toge, and panda decide they’ll have to take matters into their own hands. it takes a lot of effort but they bring a case to gojo as to why he needs to get you back home now.

gojo’s an idiot but he’s not stupid- he knows they’re just tired of yuuta being a mope- but he’s proud enough of his students for trying to help in their own way and he’ll always take an opportunity to bitch out the elders! <3

yuuta’s sparring with maki on the field- getting his ass beat- when he suddenly hears cheering from the bleachers. loud cheering. for him.

he’s so excited when he turns to see you that he forgets what he was doing and maki slams her bamboo staff on his head. hard. she wasn’t the type to hold back <maki3

“that’s for acting like an idiot! next time (y/n) is overseas, find a goddamn hobby to keep you busy!”

yuuta promises he’ll catch up on some manga or take up crocheting before he’s stumbling his way over to where you’re already running up to him.

“are you ok?? she hit you hard!”

he doesn’t even answer, he doesn’t care, he’s just so happy to see you.

he picks you up, hugging you tight and spinning you around so fast he sorta ends up sending you both into the ground.

(queue maki gagging and rushing off the field)

he’s kissing your whole face, not even bothering to get off the grass, he just holds you above him and is murmuring out how happy he is to see you. you could tell him to get up bc you’re worried about his head injury but he doesn’t give you the chance to. <3

clings to you the whole first week of you being back. you wanted to sleep in your own bed after being gone so long? too bad. yuuta has you trapped in his room with him every second of free time you had <3

the other second years give you both about two weeks of alone time, and even then when they start making plans to hang out with you yuuta i’d pouty. you’re his :(

(it’s ok you make it up to him ;) it’s easy he’s a simp for you anyways)

[timogsilangan]

youre so right ppl just wanna be cops so bad it makes them look stupid 🤦🏽‍♀️.

i was assuming that most of those ppl saying 'yes its weird' were europeans, bc theres no place in america ive seen where eating food you intend to purchase before you buy it is socially unacceptable. no one will give you any sort of flack for it, and its not even rude unless you make a mess or make the cashier touch half eaten food (but thats just common sense 🙄)

its pretty obvious that most ppp in the notes took the 'weird' part of the poll to mean 'i dont like this!' rather than what it actually meant (this action is socially unacceptable and uncommon).

and honestly, if it bothers you that someone is eating food in a store, you are weird and have major problems, sorry to say 🥰. its not like the store is yours, not like it concerns you in the slightest, and not like it changes your life in any way. all these white ppl in the notes need to stop obsessing over the way random ppl live their lives 😒

LITERALLYYYY. white ppl have such an incurable fucking inability to MIND THEIR OWN GODDAMN BUSINESS iy drives me insane. its the same reason they go up to random ppl and go ☝️🤓☝️🤓 Ermmm youre in america speak american like WHEN DID THIS CONCERN YOU??? how tf does it bother them.so badly like genuinely how does it affect ur life if someone eats in a store or something. here comes white knight defending the noble honor of Store Property!!! i swear that these are the same ppl who will narc on ppl stealing food. Ifeel like im losing my mind.

[spamgyu]

Was genuinely doing fine living life minding my own goddamn business before u gave me clingy bf wonwoo brainrot like maam pls him acting like it isnt a big deal ur gone and wont actually say the words i miss u ever but will literally blow up ur phone until u tell him to stfu nfjdndkvjsskkvivsjvvjsjd

if i'm going down with this brain rot IM TAKING YOU ALL WITH ME!!!!!

bc no yeah he WOULD be the type of bf who won't say i miss you (esp if ur on a trip without him bc he wants u to have fun) BUT god he will make it very known he misses you bc what do you mean "i cooked and accidentally plated dinner for you too. lol"

like bro pls just tell me u miss me damn