#like ok bro just marry me already my GOD

[thememerman]

“got your crossbow?”

“are you sure you can carry those supplies?”

“stay close. it’s easy to get lost in this terrain”

“oh, I’m much worse”

“stick by my side and stay down”

“too bad”

[misscinnamonroll16]

Brozone headcanons bc idk when I'll run out

Floyd and clay both dig dark humor

The first time JD or Bruce make a dirty joke, they are shocked to hear their little brothers laughing about it, not used to them getting it

Floyd decides to "officially" come out and his bros are like "ok? We already knew that". Floyd doesn't understand how they knew, so JD explains it to him. Other boys weren't playing with dolls, wearing makeup, and the dead giveaway was when he talked about marrying a prince.

John Dory knows how to skateboard

When cooking, both John and Bruce do that thing of "let my ancestors guide me"

Clay imitates John when John's back is turned

When they were kids, John and Clay were the "dumb ones"

JD remembers most of his brothers first steps and words (he was a little too little for Bruce)

Floyd smoked weed at least a few times, it just makes him hungry and giggly

God the inside jokes they could have with each other

Floyd used to hide under his bed. When the brothers fight for the first time after reuniting (bc it's going to happen, it's not gonna be sunshine and rainbows) Floyd goes and hides under his bed, JD finds him and they have a lil heart to heart

Clay often put non-food items in his mouth. JD was often telling him to "spit it out", "get that out of your mouth", and "don't eat that, it's not food"

Bruce definitely got caught kissing his pillow like a dork

Bruce taught Floyd how to flirt with girls bc he was too gay to understand. After a few tries, Bruce just told him to pretend the girls were boys and it worked

JD made some weird combinations for food when he cooked for his brothers. Like Mac and cheese and hot dogs

Clay needs glasses, his brothers take notice when he holds his book all the way to his face. And John absolutely gives him shit for it

Branch is a lil feral when it comes to food

[valsarchives]

we belong together - t.c.

Timothée Chalamet x OC

a/n: so this is my first time posting x OC AU and I’m kinda nervous but yeah, enjoy!

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miramelbourne what a night

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tchalamet what a night indeed.

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miramelbourne 😋

tchalamet 🫠

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tchalafann parents!!!

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tchalamet Ladies and Gentlemen… Miranda Janelle Melbourne.

miramelbourne 🥰

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miramybaby MIRANDA MELBOURNE WORLD DOMINATION

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msmelbourne we will girl it’s confirmed!!! 🥹

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msmelbourne she’s also wearing his cap and sunglasses 😭

randomuser i wonder how she’s allowed to wear the stuff she wears, i mean not in this one obviously but she always wears revealing clothes and Timothée is a jealous man.

chalafann bruh he always supports her and he has no right to speak about what she wears, which is the fact that he’s aware, hell he probably wears even more revealing clothes than her lol. And Timothée is jealous yes, but not toxic.

timotheefan15 GUYS, GO LOOK FOR TIMOTHÈE’S LAST POST OMFG

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tchalamet It’s been a crazy journey, but you can't imagine how grateful I am to have you by my side. You’ve made me a better man since the day I met you. I’m so happy that you’re mine. I can never get enough of you. I want to spend the rest of my life with you.

I promise you that I’ll make you the happiest woman in the world like you made me the happiest man on earth. And I want to raise a toast to that.

To us.

Happy 2nd anniversary my love, you’re my whole world.

p.s. i know i said i won’t post the first pic but i can’t help it you’re so cute :3

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[yorshie]

I can't stop thinking about this but...

I had a vision of the Bayverse turtle bros looking at their love after a really tough battle where they thought they'd die and when they find each other again its like the biggest bear hug and a face grab with them saying "Oh my god I'm so glad your okay I could just marry you!"

I know it's really a stretch since they could just say 'kiss you' but its my fantasy. I couldn't get it out of my mind!

Anyways I hope your having a wonderful Holiday and heres to a Happy New Year!

Hello! This got buried in my inbox, I'm so sorry, but I'm so glad you sent it in (i am a terrible person I'm so sorry you've probably been wondering where this was)

Oh My God I could totally see all four of them doing something like this. Just the spontaneous "I almost died here's my last name" and then run off without even getting an answer because there's still bad guy butts to kick and cities to save.

Leo would feel embarrassed about it later, would totally pull the whole holding a formal full bodied bow while begging for forgiveness moment. Silly turtle, we'll just have to tell him the answer was always gonna be yes. He'll go silent at the answer then start Panicking even more. (good panic. but he's gonna panic)

Raph would 100% pretend that it never happened. Nope. That sounds crazy couldn't have been me. Dunno what you're talkin 'bou- wait.... you said yes!?! You'll marry me!?! Cue he just spends a long time resetting and staring at you like you've lost your marbles. Secretly though inside he's fucking doing the conga out of excitement.

Donnie brings it up at a later date, curious if you held it against him or not. Clearly you're still talking to him though so it must not have been accepted too badly. Hm? You do want to marry him? Oh, well.... here's a list of themes he likes and his favorite colors and he's already found a place that does custom no questions asked tuxes and would you be ok with his brothers being his best men and can splinter officiate-

The moment Mikey's done saving the day, he's back at it. "Later, bros, gotta go get my answer from angelcakes! They're tots gonna say yes though so everyone get ready to act really surprised when we announce it later tongiht, kay? Later dudes!"

[finneysbaseball]

headcanons of being on your period and how i think the ghost boys would react

(im on my period rn so this might be self projecting)

literally supposed to be cleaning cus I'm getting a new bed today but like

finney blake

now ik this boy would be so sweet

but so clueless

he had a mom but she didn't teach him anything about this stuff

he did research about it because gwen has her period

and he does the best he can

now he will get you pads, but he'd probably have gwen actually buy them.

he would rub your stomach if you asked

he'd let you cry on his shoulder if your pains get too bad (me rn bro)

he would be so scared of u

like you're mood swings

he'd be hiding from u bro

thats it's for my lil anxiety filled boy

robin arellano

ok for robin

he'd be so nice about it

like if u bleed on his bed? its ok! he'll get new sheets it wasn't your fault

he would def get u pads

he dont gaf whos looking

he'd be like "tf u looking at🤨" if someone even questions him

he'd lay with u in bed all day<3

and he'd lend u his jacket if u bled thru your pants

and if someone sees the leak and says someone about it?

oh god just pray for them

bruce yamada

IM LITERALLY GONNA AHHHH

this man would be sooo nice about it

likeee

he'd def go out of his way to get you everything you need

a new heating pad? done.

candy? snacks? drinks? also done.

pads? tampons? already had some in his personal bathroom for you.

wanna cuddle all day doing nothing?

UH YES

if someone said something ab you being moody he'd cuss them out

like this boy is nice

like even nice to ppl he doesn't like.

but if someone is being mean to you?

he is not taking that bro

also he'd be so nice ab your mood swings

vance hopper

ok first things first.

i hc that he has only sisters.

no boys just all girls and then him

maybe ab like 4 sisters yk

and he is absolutely a mamas boy

u cannot tell me other wise

and since he has 4 sisters he knows alot about this stuff.

know, i dont particularly think he would go out to get u pads unless he absolutely has too

and since he has 4 sisters who all have their periods (expect his youngest sister who is 6)

they would be stocked up on feminine hygiene

and his sisters would LOVEE YOUUU

you'd cuddle in his room

ok so mood swings

yk he has a temper so you would be arguing bro

his sisters would be like "🍿🍿"

while you 2 we're arguing

yk i think it would be bickering

not like "oh i hate u arguing"

like old married couple arguing

billy showalter

now i don't know much about him so pls bear with me

he wouldn't be over nervous but he wouldn't be that calm either?

you and him would go to the store and get all that you needed, his mom took you both

know imo i think he'd be just a tad embarrassed to be seen getting pads?

idk

he'd still be sweet about it

he'd make you any kind of food (well his mom but yk he poured your drink give him cred)

and then you'd both go into his room and cuddle while he read a book to you:)

ok thats it my lovelys i hope u enjoyed!

also feel free to send me headcanon requests i love making these when i have time!

[generalllimaginesss]

Prompt List!!!

Let me know who you want it with, and I'll make it happen! Kinda in a writer's block and need some suggestions...I'd prefer NHL, but if it's something similar I can do some research.

"I could do better blindfolded..."

"With you? I think not..."

"Sassy and short? That's how I like it!"

"That's my best friend and that is disgusting."

"We should get a dog." "You killed my plant, no."

"If we're both single in 10 years we have to get married."

"My brother is going to kill me."

"Who are you again?"

"Sometime's I forget that I have an actual job."

"I'm not letting you drive home in this condition."

"Wanna see this magic trick?"

"If you don't love me just say it." "I was 15 minutes late."

"Please, for the love of God, shut the hell up."

"If the entire human population was in front of me, I'd still choose you."

"Every morning I question why I moved in with you."

"Would you still love me if-" "No, no I wouldn't."

"You're like one of those Magic 8 balls....except you're not."

"So that's it?"

"Holy shit you're hot..."

"I'd sing One Direction karaoke with you..."

"I bet you have a finsta and spend your time trolling us."

"Let me sing you a song....ABCDEFG please go on a date with me."

"I bet you're not as adventurous as me." "Bet."

"Do you miss her?" "More than you know..."

"I'm sorry about him...it's nice meeting you."

"If you weren't my sibling you'd be my best friend." "I can most definitely be both?" "Nah."

"What was that about?"

"Let's just get married, how about that?"

"I feel like somebody could write a book about us."

"Has it really been that long?"

"Did you even graduate college?"

"Tough luck!"

"How many pick up lines will it take to get you to go out with me?"

"Hey! Nuh uh, none of that!"

"You didn't see that, did you?"

"Do you think we would be good parents?"

"Would you speak to your mother like that?"

"Maybe we need a break?"

"I may not have been what you wanted, but I was what you needed. Never forget that."

"I never would have done that to you and you know it."

"Who is she?"

"I don't think I can do it."

"Do you think we were lovers in a past life?"

"I said what I said."

"You're crazy, but I like crazy."

"You're not like the rest of them."

"Wanna play a game?"

"You're not pregnant, are you?"

"Can you two just shut up and kiss already?"

"I'm not going to hurt you. I love you."

"The world is ending is ending and you can call 1 person...who are you calling?" "Anybody?" "Anybody."

"I know you're hurt, but you were a big baby before that."

"I don't know who you are anymore."

"I know you said no, but..."

"Bro, you're so whipped..."

"Are you pouting?" "NO"

"Weird way to propose, but ok."

[cult-of-the-eye]

Me coming to your inbox to ask about your horror comics like

FUCK YEAH!!!

ok pov you see me, in need of some good sustenance during the tmagp hiatus, in a unbecoming fit of nostalgia, i redownload webtoon.

webtoon reminds me of the days when things were simpler, when i didn't know what arc sin was let alone the fact that i would have to be able to draw it one day. but i've changed since then, the cutesy romances i was super into don't interest me as much anymore so what do i do? i start in the horror/thriller section.

ok so there are 3 that have gripped my brain and refuse to let go

(major spoilers obvs, tw for mentions of rape, sexual assault, violence, mental health issues, mental hospitals)

Silent Screams:

oh my GOD

this was nothing like i thought this would be

like the description thingy was giving finding a way out of being kidnapped vibes

but in reality it was SO MUCH DEEPER THAN THAT

i didn't realise it would be set in like the 19th century, so that was another cool thing as well

basically there's this guy named theo

he has really bad anger issues and he's super attached to his mum (✨mommy issues✨)

we find out that his mum got raped when she was 14 and had theo as a result, so they spent most of their lives struggling to get by

on top of that, the mum has some kind of chronic illness

theo is insanely protective of his mum and suspicious of men, he regularly gets into fights, especially with his mum's best friend who he doesn't trust

then his mum meets and falls in love with a doctor, who seems to be quite sweet, little bit nervous, like his feelings for her are genuine

but it's clear that my bro has other stuff going on, he's got an assistant guy who keeps reminding him to "stay on task" etc etc

(it feels very manipulative, like the line between master and assistant has been blurred, the doctor thinks he's in charge and calling the shots but the assistant is subtly manipulating him to do what he wants while letting the doctor think he is still in charge)

but yeah, they get married and theo and his mum is shipped off to a wonderful new wealthy lifestyle

but theo hates this guy, he knows that he's making his mum happy for now but he just doesn't trust it, especially the fact that he's also the mum's doctor, he already has a lot of power over her

also the doctor makes it clear that theo's attitude must be improved, to fit into their new high society life

so we open with the day before theo's 19th birthday

he's scared away yet another tutor due to his bad attitude (even though he technically is getting high marks)

and his step dad (who he is forced to call father) is not happy with him

it's clear from the get go that the doctor HATES theo, this is very much not a good relationship and theo hates the doctor as well

the doctor thinks theo's attitude is hurting the mum, theo thinks the doctor is putting too much pressure on him and is causing a rift between him and his mum (again, mommy issues)

anyway, the doctor tells theo that the mum had gone to town for a day, which theo finds highly suspicious cause like 1. she's ill how would she do that by herself and 2. she wouldn't leave the day before theo's birthday

the next day, the mum still hasn't returned, theo is obviously devastated

the maid attempts to cheer him up, which sort of works before she goes to the doctor's study to clean

what does she find in the doctor's study? a secret passage way.

what happens to her directly after she finds said secret passage way? she is hit over the head with a lamp and killed

theo comes running to find the maid dead and also (say it with me folks) gets hit over the head with a lamp

but not killed

he wakes up chained to like a prison cell in the basement

he is not doing well

but at least he was right! the doctor was evil!

so theo finds out that his mum is dead and the doctor has something to do with that death

but also that the doctor blames theo for the mum's death

(we find out later that the doctor accidentally gives the mum the wrong dose of medicine, so she passes out and hits her head, bleeding to death. the assistant encourages him to blame theo cause theo and the doctor had had an argument beforehand, which must've caused him to be distracted right)

then, theo wakes up to find his vocal chords have been cut - he cannot scream or make any noise

he is terrified, but he realises that the doctor sort of does have some weird freudian attachment to him because theo looks so much like the mum

so every night he whistles the tune that his mum used to play and the doctor sits in front of the cage and listens

one day he goes to wake up theo but can't so he panics and does what?

kisses him

HUH??? i hear you say. WHAT? and i agree

he then nearly sexually assaults him, until he flashes back to his own dad sexually assaulting him and is like OH WHAT THE FUCK WAS I ABOUT TO DO

(freud would have a FIELD DAY)

and then the assistant is like bro what about our work stop being weird about ur stepson

and then he's like oh yeah

so he sedates theo and then gives him a lobotomy

however, theo wakes up midway through the surgery, so it doesn't work

it turns out they wanted to make a human puppet that they could experiment on for medical reasons

as it happens, theo is normal for some of the time, but other times turns into a mindless puppet

the doctor is very annoyed and goes back to blaming him for the mum's death

and thus, ships him off to a mental hospital.

and that's where i got up to so far

[short-black-diamond]

I'm sorry could I ask for a tonny x reader where they basically just.act like an old married couple because tonny's a literal peepaw..

PEE-

PEEPAW

OH MY GOD

not you already calling him peepaw bro.

Anyways-

Not me having to look up what old married couples do☠

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Tonny and you acting like an old married couple :]

Since the circus was running on a vehicle, you guys travelled a lot

like, a lot lot

so, you learned many new languages or the basics of them to communicate with the people

as you guys travelled pretty much around the globe, it was still fascinating to see what each new generation was able to create

from bicycles to motorbikes to real cars and also trams...

you bought some jewellr- ok no, Anthonn bought you some jewellry

Tonny purchased a camera

and let me tell you, he took more pictures of you than any other place

what can he say? You're the center of his universe

and that being said, Tonny likes to go with the flow, while you like to do it in the traditional way

you paint

and while he was busy photographing you, you were drawing him

(I think I spelled this wrong⤴)

it was also on those nice and warm summer places, where you guys were on a field, and just...enjoyed everything

away from the drawing, and forward to the culinaries!

with each country and new formed/founded city, you guys were always amazed by all the new food that you got to taste wherever you guys were

to the normal mortals, you guys looked like teenagers who were on a date

but well, since Tonny was a PEEPAW and you were a granny, you guys took your time enjoying things in blissfull slowlyness

whenever you guys would eat breakfast other than the circus, the 'adults' would scold you for coming late to school

you and Tonny had to stifle your laughter one too many times

with each new recipe which you and Tonny would try to replicate in the circus' kitchen, a new memory got made

you were actually surprised that you, nor Tonny or anybody else got Alzheimer's yet

it was truly amazing

you guys also like to go on walks????

why didn't I think of this sooner???

like, just hand in hand, relishing the moment of nature, or watching the real teens run around

poking at each other when you guys saw some fresh couples act shy around each other, reminding you of your earlier days

ah yes, wonderful memories

but you had pity with the children

you had all the time in the world while theirs ended by the drop of a needle

but, you did your best to give them as much advice as possible, even when you got weird looks from them

Tonny frowned sadly upon you consoling a heartbroken girl, a poor man, a child that lost its parents...

he also felt like it wasn't fair

I mean, you guys could live forever in fun and party and doing some acrobatic tricks-

no, he didn't want to think about it

(and i don't want to make this any more angsty)

back to the now, where you and Tonny look at some of the pictures you guys took!

and you were laughing again, something Anthonn cherished very much

"Remember when you fell from the well? Gosh, you were soaked with turf water!"

"...yea...", cue to him looking at you lovingly while you cracked up like a hyena-

and you guys give each other new types of flowers???

everywhere you guys go, and you see a flower shop, it turns into a competition of who can gist the other one a new species of flowers

it's still a draw, after all these decades/or centuries?

(what do old people do else besides that?)

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Alrighty, let's stop here! I really have no idea what old couples do, cuz all i see them do is go to cafés and walk around?, nothing more.

Anyways, I hope you liked it!

Read you guys in my next post!

[lonewolflink]

TO-DO LIST

- keep asking about 2yeon

the fluffy blonde hair was. wooh boy. on one hand. little mushroom. on the other hand. hi hello hiiiii jeongyeon. fancy mv chaeyoung is SO. the fact that she pulled that outfit off amazes me daily. though i have to say i think black hair chae may be my favorite

michaeng, dahmo and 2yeon are some of the big ones, yeah! some people consider them outdated but they’re just haters. the sana…..ooooooooh im giggling i love her so so so much. heart pounding thinking abt chapter 3. if sana and jihyo interact then idk ill probably explode into a million pieces

the sketches are sketching so 🫡🫡 1-7 days depending on how busy school keeps me, probably.

also the planning documents r so funny. its very nice to see someone else be an insane planner bc i have like. room layouts and maps for my fics. i have personalities for characters who will never appear. i have the ikea furniture page open so i can make sure that the furniture im describing matches the realistic budget they would have. it never ends and that is why it takes me 5000 years to write anything, so i think its deeply impressive that you’ve got actual things happening!!! like wow!!!! the hyperfixation note is also so true, sometimes they really just. grab you by the throat and go “Now. The Thing. You Must.”

-wsc’s #1 fan (official title) hambbyong

(sidenote, i genuinely thought ddeongies and snowddeong were the same person for like. the entire time ive been in the itzy fandom. just now realized they weren’t. crazy.)

ok first of all i have to say thank you again for your chaeryeong wsc art i literally can't stop looking at it and i'm obsessed with it i love it sm

(do keep asking about 2yeon, i'll do it eventually. i've possibly even already committed to it emotionally...)

fluffy blonde jeongyeon bro i. god. we're not getting into chae bc i don't think i can handle it emotionally so we're just gonna end this topic with these photos

i think you will enjoy all the twice moments i have planned for wsc...every member is going to get some real screen time and pretty awesome moments on and off the ice :)

(one of my personal favorites is a small but awesome dahyun moment that comes during act 2, it's not like super plot heavy or anything but i love it so much because of how it marries something very particular to actual dahyun with something incredibly niche even within hockey that i personally love)

"i genuinely thought ddeongies and snowddeong were the same person for like. the entire time ive been in the itzy fandom" i love this so much and will leave it here for them to take joy in themselves ahahaha

[overtsexting]

so I was replaying Fates in an effort to unlock all the supports, and I noticed... Elise and Arthur's support really is 90% just about Elise's relationship with Xander, isn't it? it's like "more than anything, I want Xander to smile again" "Xander was always my hero" "Xander wouldn't be too happy if we got married"

Elise, honey, your crush is showing. I don't usually go for older bro/little sis (I'm mostly a fan of older sis/little bro, bro/bro or sis/sis) but damn if they're not so cute that I'll make an exception

OMG?? i didn’t actually get their supports except maybe C 🤔🤔 i was overconfident and played conquest on hard mode first time which meant i had to insta-bench pretty much everyone who wasn’t already functional so i didn’t use arthur. having now read them: oh my GOD yeah. and the fact that arthur is also a man who is very much too old for her and has blond curly hair….. ok, elise. we know what you really want 😩

same tbh actually, i’m not usually much into older bro/younger sis. it has to be exactly the right flavor or it can get kinda squick for me. but when the younger sister is the one who is WAY more overt about it….. mmmmmm. i didn’t use to ship elise with her siblings much at all but it’s…. very much grown on me. especially xanlise

[yantao-enthusiast]

ok got introduced to what i'm hoping is the main bitches of rain code and who i'm PRAYING don't die (don't tell me anything, again if you spoil me you're so not cool) just because i've already shit my pants in GRIEF for my og train bbygirls, googled how to send 'wish you were here' cards to people in heaven :((((

i wish yuma grieved just a bit more (or like... literally at all past the initial shock) though i know like that's just how the dangan writers go but like.... FIVE PEOPLE DIED IN QUICK SUCESSION WHILE YOU WERE ASLEEP. and he just said :) i shake it off i shake it off ah ah ah. imagine thinking shinigami is not having an appropriate reaction when she's a death god and you're a HUMAN BEING WHO DOESN'T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT THE DEAD MASTER DETECTIVES YOU GOT TO KNOW EVEN IF IT WAS FOR A SHORT WHILE???

ok moving on.... clockward girl is basically sonia with a sayaka skin.... these charas are never my fav so i don't expect much change in that department

desuhiko threw me off. like That's Khoi Dao. anyway i'm lukewarm towards desuhiko so far but he has Some potential....

HALARAAA RHROAHSRKAJHKJH IDK IF I WANT TO BE YOU OR IF I WANT YOU........ EVERYTTHING??? PERFECTION. ABSOLUTELY. WE SHOULD GET MARRIED AND TOGETHER WE WILL RAISE AN AUTISTIC GIRL IN THE SUBURBS OF CANADA. SPECIFICALLY PUCCI BECAUSE SHE IS NOT DEAD I STAY DELUSIONAL!!!!!

vivia...... ok.... don't judge me but (plays emo boy by ayesha erotica for the emo man laying in the ashy fireplace)

also. is the head blue bitch (literally cannot recall his name) voiced by hagakure's va or something??? i must have heard him before . anyway not his biggest fan... not to be quote hamilton or anything but if you stand for nothing bro what will you fall for??? literally get some balls.

if that's not everyone i'm going to sob but i think that's the cast babyy!!! can't wait to see who's responsible at the core for killing my little pookies and slit their throats (through puzzles)

[imahoeforsokka]

TTPD LIVE REACTION

1. Fortnight

I AM SO SAD

THIS HURTS

POST MALONE YAYAYAYAY

bro fucking cheated

WTF HAPPENED IN FLORIDA

2. TTPD

oh my god he fucking cheated

is he insane

genuinely

NO-FUCKING-BODY LMAO

CHARLIE PUTH AWW

this is so awful

i’m drowning

YOU TOLD LUCY WHAT????

SHE TOLD JACK WHAT?!!!!!????

he would not marry her i hate him

who else decodes you is insane

3. my boy only breaks his favorite toy

oh?? this is hot??

ok lana del rey relax

OH MY LORD

PUT ME BACK ON MY SHELF???

SAND CASTLES

THIS IS SO PRETYY WHAT

HE SAW FOREVER SO HE SMASHED UP.

HE WAS MY BEST FRIEND.

not ken

HE TOLD ME IM BETTER OFF BUT IM NOT. OUCH OUCH

4. down bad

ooooooo pretty

cosmic love ok

I MIGHT JUST DIE IT WOULD MAKE DO DIFFERENCE

HEAVEN STRUCK

HOW DARE YOU THINK ITS ROMANTIC

FUCK YOU IF I CANT HAVE US OH MY GOD

jesus he’s gone

5. so long, london

already brutal bc it’s a track five

rip london boy

oh this is COOL

OH MY GOD HER VOICE

oh the tragedy

YOULL FIND SOMEONE

GAVE YOU ALL THAT YOUTH FOR FREE.

ILL FIND SOMEONE.

quiet resentment

not sure if he wants to be THERE

YOU SWORE YOU LOVED ME, WHERE WERE THE CLUES?

I DIED ON THE ALTER WAITING FOR THE PROOF. OH MY GOD OH MY GOD.

cause i loved this place for so long, london.

that was insane holy fuck

6. but daddy, i love him

wait

is this about

no way??

is this

i feel like im wrong

ok update i was wrong

oh my god this is ouch

BEDROOM EYES LIKE A REMEDY

this is strangely fearless coded?

like mature fearless

this feels like love story got punched in the face?

BITCHING AND MOANING YES

VIPERS DRESSED IN EMPATHS CLOTHING!!!!!!

this is so pretty wow

but brings lovers,,, closer

okay wait i might have been right earlier omg

TRAVIS?

WILD BOY

i’m having is baby is HILARIOUS i love her

i think that was the transition of joe to travis and i’m obsessed

7. fresh out the slammer

ok wild west

pretty baby

another summer, taking cover

he was with her in dreams OK JOLENE

for just one glimpse of his smile

swirled you into all of my poems omg

AMERICAN DREAMS

IMAGINARY RINGS

i did my time

wow.

jack is KILLING IT HOLY HELL

8. Florida!!!

im already scared from track 1

weed or little babies is crazy

is one hell of a drug

hey florence

CHEATING HUSBAND DISAPPEARED

NO ONE ASKS QUESTIONS HERE

is that a bad thing to say in a song? OH MY GOD

ok DRUMS

they have a fun mix woah

ok we like florida cool ok

ok

cool cool cool

ok

shitstorm in texas

that’s so cool omg

9. guilty as sin?

ok hey drums

i have a love song inkling?

oh this is so pretty

mine on my upper thigh omfg

ok this is gorgeous

romantic asf

hey bible

i keep recalling things we never DID

ouch

downtown lights 😭

10. who’s afraid of little old me?

why is bro killing her geez

ok SPOOKY

what scandal

i’m so invested

we could all laugh until i cry

real

oh you SHOULD BE BITCH

ASLYUM

DRUNK ON MY OWN TEARS

oh this is CAMP

ok blank space

her VOICE god

that did not feel like 5 minutes wow

wow.

11. i can fix him

i’m so scared omfg

hello FOLK

this is so pretty wow

ok we are talking’ TEXAS

this shit is SOUTHERN

he just hadn’t met me yet

my man

wow

her VOICE

oh this is HOT

hey jack missed you

WOAH? MAYBE I CANT?

oh my god that was so

wow

12. loml

i. am. scared.

the time i was away??????? rep????

i felt i was better safe than STARRY EYED. OUCH

ONE KISS TO GETTING MARRIED

THE LOVE OF YOUR LIFE

A MILLION TIMES

you took me to hell too

cinephile

black and white

YOU SHIT TALKED ME UNDER THE TABLE

BRAIDS OF LIES

ILL BE NEVER LEAVE NEVER MIND

LOSS OF MY LIFE.

JESUS.

ARRON GOD DAMN YOU

13. I can do it with a broken heart

hey pool

ok mastermind

oh my god tour

this hurts

geez

BITCH SMILE

HE SAID HED LOVE ME ALL HIS LIFE

CROWD WAS CHANTING MORE

IM SO DEPRESSED I ACT LIKE ITS MY BIRTHDAY

IM OBSESSED WITH HIM BUT HE AVOIDS ME

SHE IS SO PRODUCTIVE

i love the voices in the background so much omg

i’m glad she’s proud of herself

CAUSE IM MISERABLE!

AND NOBODY EVEN KNOWS!

ok that was awesome

i laughed out loud

14. the smallest man who ever lived

i’m scared

again

oh god

Jehovah’s witness suit lmao

ha they ghosted him

oh damn.

RUSTING MY SPARKLING SUMMER

OH DAMN

the breath christ

NOT THE PUSH PENS

showed her off barely

this hurts actually

i’m scared for the bridge

oh hello bridge

WOW

A GUN UNDERNEATH OUR BED

WOW

WILL THIS ALL BE DECLASSIFIED

WOW

YOU CRASHED MY PARTY AND YOUR RENTAL CAR

NORMAL GIRLS ARE BORING BUT YOU WERE GONE BY THE MORNING

holy

actual

frick

wow

wow

wow

15. the alchemy

hey beat ok

touch down ha

ok comeback song

THESE BLOKES WARM THE BENCHES

THATS HILARIOUS

AW

hey LOVE SONG

she had her american revolution song

16. clara bow

i’m scared pt. 3927237

ok guitar

aww cute

hey taylor! pls don’t die, thanks!

DAZZLING

STEVIE NICKS

oh wow

this is stunning

demanding ‘more’

it’s hell on earth to be HEAVENLY

WOW

HEY TAYLOR SWIFT

you’ve got edge she never did

is crazy

ok that’s all bye (until 2 maybe?)

EDIT:

OKAY MAJOR UPDATE SHES INSANE

15 MORE

17. the black dog

oh my god

his location

it’s A BAR

i just don’t understand how you don’t miss me

she’s too young to know this song

do you hate me

was it hazing

six weeks of breathing clean air i miss the SMOKE

wow

wow

wow

18. imgonnagetyouback

ok skirt

you knew the price going in ohmygod

get him back olivia rodrigo??

this is so pretty

oh god the BRIDGE

ERAS FADING INTO GREY

19. The Albatross

ok hey FOLK

CROSS YOUR THOUGHTLESS HEART

oh my god this is GORGEOUS

this is so evermore???

idek

her voice wow

19. Chloe or Sam or Sophia or Marcus

this opens quick wow

just say “i loved you the way that you were” christ

jesus

this is so beautiful wow

THE GLINT IN MY EYE TRACED THE DEPTHS OF YOUR SIGH

WOW

SCARLET MAROON

this is wow

will i always wonder

20. how did it end

we herby conduct this post mortem!!!

southern accent maybe a little??

this is so pretty wow

oh my god OW

DIDNT YOU HEAR THEY CALLED IT ALL OFF

THE BRIDGE OUCH

d-y-i-n-g OK JUST STAB ME TAYLOR

wow wow wow

21. so high school

CUTE???

SMOKING YOUR JOKES ALL NIGHT

this is so 90s???!???!??!

YOU KNOW HOW TO BALL, I KNOW ARISTOTLE!!;!,!,!,$;$;

TOUCH ME WHILE YOUR BROS PLAY GRAND THEFT AUTO?,?,!:!,,$,’

ok this is so cranberries

AMERICAN PIE IS SO CUTE

WOW

this is like making me giddy

ok AWWW

22. i hate it here

QUICK QUICK

AHHH

i’m there most of the year cause i HATE IT HERE

the 1830s w/o the racists and bids real

electriciTEE

obsessed

23. thanK you aMIee

okay here we go

i’m fearing for kim’s life

hometown

OH

hey bully

fucK you aMIee is so funny

kim is shaking

this is kinda country

taylor is so sweet

DAMN ANDREA

that there wouldn’t be this if there hadn’t been you

wow

beat my spirit black and blue

wow

LMAO

AND SO I CHANGE YOUR NAME AND ANY REAL DEFINING CLUES

HA

NORTH LMAO

okay she’s bat shit crazy for that

24. i look in peoples windows

pretty

hey jack!! (found him)

down down down down

im addicted to the “if only”

GOD

one more time

25. the prophecy

oh, but it’s gone again

I GOT CURSED LIKE EVE GOT BITTEN

ok we are in our religious parallel era wow

god WOW

still dream of him

howl like a wolf at the moon

coven around a sorcerers table

NO SIGN OF SOULMATES

GREIGE

sweet lord

26. cassandra

wow wow

i have nothing else to say

just

WOW

do you believe me now?

THE CHRISTIAN CHORUS LINE

not a single word was heard

27. peter

is it something i did?

god

promises oceans deep, but never to keep

this is beautifully tragic

you said you were gonna grow up

28. the bolter

oh my god.

town car speeding!

slam of a door, then he’ll call her a WHORE!!!!

ouch

this is so different

there’s escape in escaping

then came out alive

29. robin

you have no idEA

this is so bittersweet

wilder and lighter. for you.

30. the manuscript

hey piano

i’d give you my heart if you needed it

but soon it was over

and couldn’t sleep unless it was in her mothers bed

wow

ouch

all that’s left is the manuscript

ok i’m done that’s a perfect album

[kithtaehyung]

Hello, it’s me again. 📖

I was reading your last update and then went back to read forfeit to check if I missed anything, Yes I have a lot of free time.. my flight got delayed twice already.. 😐

I just thought why not doing this again, so here I am. well I really enjoyed reading the very anticipated TALK it was about time, and glad to see tangerine man got to externalize his feelings finally… and it was fucking great to see reader giving him the push he needed acknowledging his struggles and all. My man finally evolved from sneaky link to partner 😂 he went from having to act all nonchalant and cool to being all clingy and protective. it was funny to read the change and it was very accurate to real life, seeing his change of gears like: you are mine.. now kiss me 😂 accurate as fuck. Also god damn there’s no feeling like hearing that person saying the most anticipated “I’m yours” am I right? Because ladies we also need the reassurance, the feelings, THE TITLE! 😂

I hope brother don’t get all pissy at Yoongi when he decides to talk to him (Because YOU are talking to him right Yoongi? 👀) I think it’s necessary for both of them to have a one on one talk, and I’m pretty sure brother would be ok with it, after all that’s his mate.. yeah he kind off broke one of the rules of the bro code 😂 but come on brother knows Yoongi best, he has to know that he is serious about reader if it’s Yoongi who talks to him instead of hearing from someone else.. not me being all nervous for tangerine man 😂.

It will work out they deserve it.

Great work as always autor. (Feels kinda weird calling you by your name as I don’t really know you so I hope it’s ok for me to call you writer or autor)

Now.. I have a bit of a complaint if you allow me.

It’s about the “Hey doll”.. Alright so I used to call Ki “Doll” before (She has this big round eyes that make her look like a doll, very pretty) and I’m talking about before we got married alright, so let’s say about 3 years ago, so I was first. Last week I got home from work and I don’t know maybe it’s because I had read your story or who knows but I got home and she was in the baby’s bathroom giving him a bath, I got in like always kissed her cheek and said “Hi doll” well.. she looked at me more like glared at me and said “The fuck? Are you Min Yoongi? I don’t think so”

Fuck. I was first ok? And fine i get it I’m like number 9 on my wife’s list, our baby being first, then of course Suga and after that every member of bts so I know my spot (that when the cat doesn’t rank above me) but now.. now I’m also below YOUR Yoongi? 😂 unfair. So I have a request dear autor, make tangerine man a bit unattractive please, do this man a solid would you? 😂

Ok that was all.. sorry about the long message I have been told I talk a lot.

Kind regards, have a beautiful day. ✌🏼

- 📖

P.S. I made my own profile..? Blog..? But I kind of like the emoji system, how does that work? Am I still 📖 or the name on my profile? (Which I was told “Please don’t use your real name, and please don’t use photos with your face in them” 😂) thanks ✌🏼

📖 HELLO!! oh my god i'm so sorry the flight got delayed.. but that does give some free time! love the profile and the 📖 is still very much yours, no worries there. we can stick with that. (also good advice from ki, v v good advice.) response under the cut bc i am still WHEEZINGGG

I just thought why not doing this again, so here I am. well I really enjoyed reading the very anticipated TALK it was about time, and glad to see tangerine man got to externalize his feelings finally… and it was fucking great to see reader giving him the push he needed acknowledging his struggles and all.

tangerine man finally getting to externalize his feelings is fantastic to see. he's put so much damn pressure on himself because of past circumstances and past/current views, but.. to see all of that come forth? and having reader encourage him enough to do that? goddamn.

My man finally evolved from sneaky link to partner 😂 he went from having to act all nonchalant and cool to being all clingy and protective. it was funny to read the change and it was very accurate to real life, seeing his change of gears like: you are mine.. now kiss me 😂 accurate as fuck. Also god damn there’s no feeling like hearing that person saying the most anticipated “I’m yours” am I right? Because ladies we also need the reassurance, the feelings, THE TITLE! 😂

SNEAKY LINK TO PARTNER ahahah gone!! and the sudden switch?? it truly is accurate bc i have seen it myself😂😂 all of y'all that ever question this sudden change in character, take it from us: it happens. and it's the greatest thing to see someone go from nonchalant to being.. well, how yoongi was. we knewwww he was a big softie under all the confidence and fuckboy-ness lol it just took reader to show it :')))

GUYS NEED REASSURANCE TOO i've learned that, as well. reader coming into her own and voicing that they are yoongi's too? yoongi definitely needed that. he's been needing that for quite awhile now, and i've been sneaking that in with all the times he's asked reader what they want.

I hope brother don’t get all pissy at Yoongi when he decides to talk to him (Because YOU are talking to him right Yoongi? 👀) I think it’s necessary for both of them to have a one on one talk, and I’m pretty sure brother would be ok with it, after all that’s his mate.. yeah he kind off broke one of the rules of the bro code 😂 but come on brother knows Yoongi best, he has to know that he is serious about reader if it’s Yoongi who talks to him instead of hearing from someone else.. not me being all nervous for tangerine man 😂.

the callout. omfg. the cALLOUT. yoongi?? you hearing this?? i do agree on the whole them talking one on one about it bc they're them. it's always been yoongi and bro. they're brothers and i just kjfdklf GOD they really do need to (hopefully) have that eventually. will it be messy? civil? little bit of both? we don't know yet, but if it comes down to it, we shall see how all of that plays out. it's completely normal to be nervous for tangerine man, especially if you've been in that position.

It will work out they deserve it.

Great work as always autor. (Feels kinda weird calling you by your name as I don’t really know you so I hope it’s ok for me to call you writer or autor)

thank you so much! it's totally ok to call me writer/author. i don't mind that at all.

Now.. I have a bit of a complaint if you allow me.

It’s about the “Hey doll”.. Alright so I used to call Ki “Doll” before (She has this big round eyes that make her look like a doll, very pretty) and I’m talking about before we got married alright, so let’s say about 3 years ago, so I was first. Last week I got home from work and I don’t know maybe it’s because I had read your story or who knows but I got home and she was in the baby’s bathroom giving him a bath, I got in like always kissed her cheek and said “Hi doll” well.. she looked at me more like glared at me and said “The fuck? Are you Min Yoongi? I don’t think so”

Fuck. I was first ok? And fine i get it I’m like number 9 on my wife’s list, our baby being first, then of course Suga and after that every member of bts so I know my spot (that when the cat doesn’t rank above me) but now.. now I’m also below YOUR Yoongi? 😂 unfair. So I have a request dear autor, make tangerine man a bit unattractive please, do this man a solid would you? 😂

I. AM. CRYING. i was crying when i read this the first time but i'm absolutely bringing the tears back another round reading this through again because LMAOOOO KI!! ki, if you see this: i love you. i love you for all time and for bringing this wonderful husband of yours into the 3tan space because oh my god. y'all just made my entire year😂

i can't promise that i can fulfill your request bc even if i attempt to make this yoongi unattractive he's gonna be like "lol you tried" and it's gonna backfire in my own damn face😂 we're all just gonna have to suffer. i am. so sorry LOLOL

Ok that was all.. sorry about the long message I have been told I talk a lot. Kind regards, have a beautiful day. ✌🏼

📖, this was incredible. thank you for sharing your perspective (and validating!!) because it makes all the writing and thinking and editing everything until my eyes hurt so worth it. this is awesome, quite frankly, and guys read 3tan has quickly shot into one of the top 3 things that's happened in my tumblr years!!

until next time!! y'all both stay safe and so dang cool😂

[aquamonstra]

Nine people I'd like to get to know better

oh man the THROWBACK ENERGY on tumblr today when i logged on. feels like i just signed in to AOL over here. so honored to be tagged by yall 🙌🙏

Tagged by: @sassbot9000 @tanyayoung-322 & @nothingbeforenothingagain

Last song: i'm a weirdo who only listens to podcasts and not music, so i guess technically it would be "As Above, So Below" by Landon Blood from season 3 of Old Gods of Appalachia

Favorite color: aqua blue/green

Last movie/TV show:

Last movie: i honestly cannot remember bc i put myself so hard in the "i have never seen a movie" mindset to repel the film bros in my life

Last TV show: it WOULD have been Voyager but for some insane reason i put on Supernatural while my friend was dying my hair yesterday, lmao

Sweet/spicy/savory?: savory

Relationship status: single and repulsed by the idea of mingling

Last thing I googled: Karen Gillian bc i was today years old when i found out shes married to one of my favorite sketch comedians??

Current obsession: Star Trek, although im currently just trying to white knuckle my way thru the later series bc im an insane completionist but i just want to go back and rewatch TNG again bc nothing has made me feel so much joy in YEARS

Tag Nine People: oh god oh god this is why i always tapped out of these things the tagging part makes me so anxious and most of the ppl id tag already did it oh noooo ok ok ok @shoujocowboy (obligatory tag even tho its a getting to know you post, lmao) @yellowcakeuf6 @k0rr1g4n @jeraliey @cocodavie @weirdtrek @hot-soong-type-summer @red-cicada @dat4l0re

[calypso-finale]

Hundred Thirty One.

Smirking at Robyn, I still get turned on by her. She is still the most beautiful woman on earth, I know I gave, well give her a lot of shit and I know she puts up with so much, but I do want peace but there is always something in me that wants me to fail and I so be fighting my demons, Robyn thinks I don’t but I do “don’t smile at me like that, Rylee was livid with us when we did it last time” I busted out laughing “I know, she was so mad like relax. It’s just sex but I like watching you get ready, show me them titties twin” Robyn rolled her eyes “well forget that, can you start packing cases. You’re in bed just playing with yourself” I snorted laughing “not really, just have my hands under the covers and you’re assuming I am playing with myself, just observing how beautiful you are. I am so lucky, you put up with me and yeah” Robyn sighed out “it’s not easy, never is” she made her way over to me “I am not easy, just say that” she sat on the edge of the bed “I feel my mother isn’t going to make it, like she is so unwell” she said “I know” I mumbled “I wanted to ask, and I don’t want you to tell me now. I do not want you to say what I know you want to say, I just want you to think, please. No matter what, she is my mom Chris, so I need you to act with sense. I know what she is like, trust me I do but you and I both know she is not good, and I want her to get better care” I already know what she is going to ask “our home is big enough, please let her move in with us. It won’t be for long” her voice broke “don’t cry” I mumbled reaching my hand up “just think about it for me, please” she sniffled and got up “don’t walk off, Robyn like I know me and her don’t get along but don’t mean I want her not here. She is annoying but who else is going to do it” Robyn turned to me and flicked her tear away “this is why I want Rylee to get married, I want her to see a grandchild get married. This is why I am pushing; this is why I am here Chris. I have so much going on, like she has lived the best life but oh my god, not this” she walked off, she doesn’t want me to hug her because she doesn’t want to cry, this is why she moved away.

Aziel tried to run by me but I grabbed him, picking him up and bringing him into me “you trying to run away from me?” I asked him “no” he giggled “then why you move away like I stink, do I stink?” he is giggling so much “no!” he spat “I get cars for you” this child is a liar “hmmm, I don’t believe you. Are you going to miss me, I am going now” I poked my bottom lip out “no” I gasped “I do, I do!” he shouted as I started blowing raspberries on his stomach “next time, don’t do that. Upset me” putting him down “I didn’t” he is getting so big; he is heavy too. I nearly broke my back doing that “he’s as tall as you” Oakley just walked in “bro” Oakley said laughing “I just breathed” I chuckled sitting back in the couch “he is getting big though” watching Oakley sit down “he is, and he still wants to be picked up” Aziel did get his cars but he ran by me so quickly again “not thinking of having more? Like that is going to be a big gap, he’s going to be six. I don’t know if he will be happy with another sibling really” I chuckled “yeah he isn’t going to like it at all. He knows that all the attention is on him, he is the star of the show but like I don’t know really. This is down to Lee, she doesn’t want to be big while getting married but to me you never in life, we should just keep trying but I won’t push her on it, I don’t want to upset her. I do want one more” nodding my head “I want you to have a girl so bad, like your life is ran by boys, you have so many males in your family that there is barely any girls, your uncle has daughters?” I pointed “yeah that time you saw them, he has three of them but like it’s unique to have them, it’s just boys. I don’t know what to do with girls you know” I bet he doesn’t “ok, I wasn’t expect you and mom here” Tianna is just staring all wide eyed “Ti? What you doing here” I spat “same for you!” she spat, getting up “sneaky” hugging her “same for you” why is she shocked that we are here “aye, the man himself” Damson said laughing.

Damson sat next to me “what is this visit?” I asked, Robyn is happy to see Ti as she is “we leaving tonight anyways but what is this?” I pointed out “erm Tianna missed her sister so like we came. Rylee and Tianna are just two peas in a pod, and she was saying so I said why not, let’s come and see her. Also Rylee asked for her to come, she wants Ti to be her bridesmaid, officially. She told me, she is doing a little get together for them and telling them, she told me, so I was like fine, so we came out” no wonder “I see why now” I laughed “yeah, we didn’t come here for no reason, it was all reason based but Rylee does miss her a lot, I hear it on the phone all the time so yeah. Shocked to see you here without wanting to kill Oakley” I chuckled “now” I said, and we both laughed “now there is still time but no, we hatched it out. We just hung out and yeah, we are cordial and more, so I think we can just move on. It’s hard, and I don’t think he would understand or anyone unless you have a daughter you are close too but it’s hard to see that another man has taken your spot, the protector. I just felt it, I felt like it was just you know, a stab to the heart and yeah I reacted in a shit manner. But I am calm now. I know what is to come, unless you going to marry Tianna, then I need to go through it again” his face froze “I am joking nigga! Look at your face” we both laughed “Oakley is the tester, he is getting all the shit of it but nah, we good now just moving on. I am good, he is good” Damson smiled “I could never say a bad word about him, like I can’t. He is just a good guy that really got wrapped up in shit, I could imagine if he had a stable home. I don’t think he would be as he would, maybe those boys that went university, that got grades but yeah. I am glad, I just want us all to get along, one big happy family. But I can’t lie, the drama does get me” I laughed “I always like to watch drama too that doesn’t involve me” I sighed out.

I have had a long weekend and a bit, having to deal with my father in law to be. I have been on my best behaviour; I am so proud of me. I do not care what anyone says, I did this for Rylee, and I took it. I mean yes it has generally made me and Chris have a better relationship now, we do talk, and we can joke together. We can be in the same room, but I did it for Rylee and to see her happy but now I am ok with it, I don’t need to do it for her. I am doing it for me now, and I do get on with them, but I will always be aware of his outbreaks when he feels like it “bro” looking behind me “you found me” I laughed, dapping Damson “I knew you would be outside, you on that smoke of the month” I chuckled “you know how it is, when I get stressed out. Then I go back to healthy lifestyle again, even though like everyone says I don’t need it but it’s stressful, hearing all this wedding thing” it is stressing me out “you’re out of your comfort zone brother, I get it. You do you and honestly, to see how far you have come, I am proud of you if nobody has said it to you. You’re nearly there, then you have a family of your own, a beautiful house too. Be happy, your moment” that is sweet of him, turning my head “also what the fuck happened? Like did you know?” I cringed “erm a little, but I didn’t think they would hit at Mayfair, bro nobody does it there, but it’s handled. I am not doing anything again; it was nothing big. I only just replied back to them in a song, and they got mad, I just thought fuck it. They keep rapping Cench this and that, so I was like well fuck you but nah, I am not risking that” I said “least you learn and move on, that life isn’t you, it ain’t us now. I mean ok I had a home, but we still came from nothing too, I wasn’t rich” nodding my head “I get you bro, and I am not going to fuck up like that, why are you here anyways? I knew she was coming but you, are you the guest of honour at their bridal party thing” I laughed “we come with news, I will be going but Ti wanted Rylee to be the first but looks like she has to change it up, we thought they would have been gone but clearly not, they are staying for another day now too but don’t say anything, but Tianna is pregnant” my eyes widened “oh shit, wow. Little Damson” dapping him “congratulations” hugging him “thank you, it was in the air and like yeah, I want it. I am at that age, and she was wanting it so I said if it happens then it does” I cooed out “that is so cute, I am happy for you. And also Aziel need some cousins, his lonely self” that is cute.

Sitting next to Rylee “I was going to go to bed actually” I said, “what is this?” I asked Rylee like I don’t already know but I need to act dumb “she said it’s a deal she has got thanks to Damson, like dramatic” I chuckled “alright, I was waiting to wave your parents off, I guess not now” Rylee slapped my thigh “shut up, another day of making a bond” I side eyed her “I have been extremely good, don’t you think? Don’t I deserve a prize” I grinned “a prize, like?” she squeezed my thigh “erm, begins with a and ends in s?” she scoffed “I think you actually do deserve it though, you have been so good. Like I expected something, but you have been good, thank you. I love you” I smiled “Lee I do it for you, but like you are amazing to my mom. I see it, I give that grace back, and she was mean to you” pressing a kiss to her lips “ok, right. Listen to me!” Tianna spat, sitting back in the couch and looking at them both “Damson is stood there like a bodyguard, is that what the movie is going to be? A remake?” Chris joked “it’s actually James Bond” Damson pointed “stop, so originally it was going to be just Rylee and Oakley, but my beautiful parents are here, I couldn’t keep it to myself, and Damson knows it. Every time Rylee and I speak I want to say it to her, but I can’t. Now that mom and dad are here too, I thought might as well say it to everyone at one time, I am sure you can tell the rest of the sibling I just” Tianna giggled “I can’t keep it to me so, remember this was meant to be just for Rylee but now you both are here, but I am expecting, I am pregnant” she said finally, Rylee gasped “what!” she spat “no?” Robyn said “yes, I am pregnant. We are so happy right now” Robyn jumped up screaming “holy shit, I wasn’t expecting that. Oh my god” Chris got up “part two of being grandparents” Damson said to Chris “wow! I am so happy, my god” they both hugged, Robyn and Tianna are screaming, they are happy “I am so emotional, Ti. I am so happy” Chris hugged Tianna, getting up from the couch “oh dad, I am excited for this journey” Aziel is so confused with everyone shouting “congratulations Tianna” I said to her, but she hugged me.

Scrolling through my Instagram, I be getting tagged in some shit sometimes. I be thinking why sometimes, clearing my throat coming out of my tags, I still follow Wyge on here and it’s cute to see him happy, but it’s still fuck him, he isn’t that guy. I only deal with him because of Rylee, she wants Halle in her life so I have no choice, what can I say “man” answering the calls “yo” my brother is calling me “where is mom staying?” he asked, “why do you want to know?” random as fuck I want to see her bro, why you playing” of course he does “I will text you, it’s in Dublin. Like city wise, but I will message you, she lives with cuz there too, company and shit but I will text you” Rylee has walked into the bedroom now “ok, thanks bro” disconnecting the call, I was about to speak but Rylee just burst out crying, my face dropped “what happened?” I got off the bed, I literally left her there “Lee, what happened?” hugging her not knowing why the hell she is even crying or what happened “Lee, talk to me” she is really hurting “did someone say something to you?” she sobbed out and then pushed me away “talk to me?” I am so concerned “just seeing that, the happiness. You see how happy they both were, me. They wanted to kill me; I was shit. I had to stand there and see the joy I never got, the happiness the I can’t wait, like what. After everything they both did to me, that hurt to see” she walked into me crying, I understand her.

“Oakley” looking over at Rylee, it’s the morning and she is so quiet and hasn’t left the room, I have been just watching her from my bed cleaning the bedroom instead, anything but to see them “what’s up?” she sat on the edge of the bed “can you see them out? I can’t see them, like just please. It’s still raw and Oakley, you went upstairs and the way they was speaking to Ti and Damson, so much joy and love” nodding my head “I get it, but you was young, and they expected more” she shook her head “we didn’t deserve that, my dad looks so happy. That pregnancy to this day haunts me, oh it was bad Oakley, and I am not mad at her, I am happy for her, but I hate my parents, they are so happy she is. My dad kept hugging her, and said you’re going to be close to us, I can see you bloom, and it’s all positive, but where was that for me!” she spat “they disapproved of us Lee, you know that. You told me I need to do this, so I am telling you that you do. You can’t hide away, that shit is a trigger. I get it, I saw it too. But they didn’t like me, it’s my fault that you had to go through that” she is very hurt “I have to put up with Tianna now getting all the good, I am happy for her but them two treated me badly. The immense stress, my dad too. That pushed it for me, I was a dirty secret to the world, and it was their way or nothing, and my mom was a puppet too and now it’s like all joy. I get it, she is who they want her to be with, I get I am the disappointment for them but to see that, like wow fuck me then” I did peep it myself really.

Rylee has been hiding upstairs all this time and they keep asking for her, they are going now “I am so hurt though Oakley, that is my trauma” nodding my head “babe I know, but just say bye and that’s it. I am going to be there, come. You can do it” wrapping my arm around her, pressing a kiss to the top of her head “treated us like shit” she said “more me though, come” going down the steps “come on” Robyn said to her “hiding form us” Tianna said to her “not well” she just said “and I don’t think I should hug you both for that reason” Chris put down Aziel “well don’t stand too close to Tianna, she is newly pregnant now” Chris said, I cringed “yeah, yeah. She is just unwell. She will be ok, don’t worry about it, it’s a headache thing” now she got me lying “well my daughter, I don’t care” Robyn just came in for a hug, I stepped back. Rylee didn’t hug her back, she just stood still “I love you so much, take care. We need to mee tup again for the wedding details” Tianna looked at me and I just looked at her, clearing my throat “yeah we will, I will walk you out” I said “what about my hug? Come here” Chris said, “I need to go” she ran off upstairs “why?” Chris spat “she isn’t well” I lied “is something happening” shaking my head “come on Chris, we will be late” I breathed out, I rather they just go now, it’s all so raw.

[mrstsung]

⚡💙Raiden sfw abc hcs💙⚡

Cw: none really,it's pretty tame. uwu

These are just my personal interpretations. So plz don't shoot the messenger ok? It took me a couple of days to write this up. Because I've been doing other writing and kontent creating. Oof.

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A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?): Raiden is more physically affectionate in private than in public or in front of others. However he isn't above holding hands,an arm around yours or your waist. Gentle but respectful praises and soft and knowing glances are what you'll get the most of. It's not that he isn't affectionate or is embarrassed to say i love you. Far from it. He just wants to keep his composure. Especially since i hc he is a hella empath and gets overwhelmed by his emotions sometimes. As a god of thunder and lightning this is especially important. Especially being a protector of earthrealm too. But his most trusted friends and allies. They know. They know the real raiden. Him a softie. He just has to put a front to deal with the bullshit and burdens. Tho he will let you be physically affectionate if that truly is your love language.

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?): oh raiden is the bestest friend you could ask for. He is a big bro type. Honestly any relationship may or may not be started by training under him in general or being protected by him specifically. (Which is how my au self insert starts out. She is a warrior mortal chosen by the elder gods to help give raiden aid and grounding.)

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?): raiden is hella cuddly. He loves to hold you from behind with his arms around you. He feels more protective of you this way. His other fave way,is to have you lay on his chest with one arm around you. Either way he's holding onto you.

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?): of course raiden does. But only if you are absolutely certain you are comfortable with knowing the fact that he,will indeed,outlive you. (I assume you are mortal. So yeah) but i assumed you already know the drill beforehand anyways. Raiden is fair with chores. But he doesn't usually need to do so as most of it's taken care of before you even think about it. Being a god has benefits. But he still prefers to do it himself.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?): oh honey why? Why would you ever wanna do that?! But if he had to it would be hella formal but you can hear a crack under his voice. Truly only way i can see this truly happening is by death because like hell I'd let it get that bad. But knowing raiden he would probably wanna do it to protect me. But again raiden has his brother and allies to help too. So this wouldn't likely happen. So again only death would separate you. But oooooh boy would it hurt like hell for raiden either way. Also why do you want this to happen again?

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?): ok look raiden WANTS to as soon as love strikes hard at the god of thunder. But he may take a while to get the guts to even get to that point. Because of his fears,his walls,and honestly i feeeeeel raiden deeply on that shit. Being an empath sucks sometimes but it's a gift too. But once he gets over himself. Oh he's in for life. Or as long as yours is that is. Marriage to a god is quite an event. This means you have a choice to either be a muse(a lesser power but more or less a partial of raidens power would be also connected to you. You has long life as well but you are still mortal. Muses can be connected to anyone mortal or gods they kind just follow them around as a retainer. They can travel to any realm and not lose powers but they are stronger in their main realm however) a kami (higher up than a muse. You will be immortal like a god but have heavier responsibilities and a tad less freedom than a muse. But you only have 3 domains at max. And one realm only) or a full God. Or remain mortal. Either way you have a ride or die man ok?

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?): he is somft (tm). Not to say he can't get rough. But he is very gentle with life. Especially yours. He would never try to harm you on purpose. He'd never forgive himself if he did.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?): ok raiden hugs are a blessing. They are comforting af. And also you always feel safe in his arms. He can be a bit reserved at times but overall. He'd let you hug him if that's how you show affection. He won't complain. He actually loves hugs and needs them more often. But he reserves his best hugs for you.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?): it may take a bit. But once you hear it. He means it. Genuinely. From the bottom of his heart. I'd say at most....give him at least a year or two to figure it out. But honestly this depends on y'all. He'll show it before he says it tho. But again hearing raiden say "i love you" or even "aishiteru" . Be still my heart if he ever said that. Like holy shit. He'd have all my uwus.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?): eh he ain't the jealous type. At least lasting jealousy. Like its extremely fleeting. And if anything,its more of beating himself up over it. "Why do they get to see her everyday,meanwhile I'm stick here in the temple?" Type thing. But it's fleeting like i said more just passing thoughts.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?): electric. Lol. Jk,kinda. His kisses are passionate,gentle,full of love and that kind of kiss that is reassuringly sweet. But sometimes....you may get a saucy raiden. This raiden...oh boy lemme tell you. That is something absolutely heavenly. No pause. His fave place to kiss you besides your lips. Is your hand,a chaste kiss on the cheek or a reassuring kiss of respect and love on your forehead. Bonus points if you short. Its so cute. But then again raiden tol af canonlly. Sooooo. Everyone is shorter than the god of thunder n lightning. (My fave place to kiss him is under his chin or a cute quick kiss on the cheek, may blow a kiss too. If it's on the lips,well there may be a steamy storm coming thru. But anywhere is fine by me tbh)

L = Little ones (How are they around children?): raiden loves children. He's a good dad figure tbh. Canon and fanon. Like him dilf material. He is very protective. And also a lot more playful and even childlike himself around young ones. This brings out the raiden that many don't see. It's not that he doesn't show it. He does. It's just he's been through hell and back so much. But to see him like this,it warms your heart. Because this is the true raiden.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?): Raiden usually just has short rests,he don't really sleep like we do. Unless he is in mortal form. Then he is more likely to sleep. But even then,he has a hard time sleeping. However with you by his side,he sleeps or rests a bit more comfortably. But mornings with the thunder god is just sweet. A morning kiss. He makes tea quietly as to not wake you. In fact he often just likes watching you peacefully slumber. Knowing you are safe with him and in a gentle state like this is enough to melt his heart. Overall,a calm morning.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?): As i mentioned he rests more than sleeps,but he loves to have you sit in his lap while he reads old scrolls or tells you storys or tales about liu kangs and kung laos early days or the days where he and fujin were young gods,playing among the clouds. He'll read or talk to you till you fall asleep.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?): well it may take a bit as raiden while he deeply wants to share everything with you. He is cautious about letting people in. He has many enemies and is very protective of those he loves and the realm he protects. But once that ice is broken,and trust is gained. He is absolutely 100% honest with you. No secrets,nothing to hide. (There are exceptions and certain scenarios where he might hide something from you but he'd never ever lie to you. But this has to be something that is important. Or it's to protect you. He actually hates doing this tbh)

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?): Ok let this be a warning. NEVER EVER UNDER ANY CIRCUMSTANCES EVER PISS OFF THE GOD OF THUNDER! EVER!!!! Do you have a death wish?! He rarely gets that pissed. He has excellent composure. He has the patience of a well...god. However,when he is pissed? Run. RUN FOR YOU LIFE BOIIII! Don't mess with the Thunder God's Wife/Spouse

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?): He remembers pretty well. However sometimes he gets caught up in things. So plz be easy with him. He doesn't mean to tho. But he's pretty observant.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?): Tbh when he first brought you to the sky temple. He loved the look on your face. To him it's not as huge of a deal. But to you. It was everything. And he just wanted to see you smile tbh. Raiden's such a sweetie.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?): very. Not overbearingly so. But in a "don't touch my Wife/Spouse or you are gonna eat lighting bolts for days". He would wrap a hand around your waist and hold you closer. Or hold your hand,especially if you need reassurance. But it only takes a glance from raiden,a tiny flash across his eyes to the other person as a warning. "Don't even think about it" . He would definitely defend your name. I know you'd do the same,we all would. I mean we'll call it like we see it. But honestly,i don't think many people would dare go against the god of thunder like that. Cept maybe shang but he's like that with everyone.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?): he tries to do as best as he can. But more just the simple things matter most to him. And tbh this depends on the individual. But if you are more like me and just want a simple alone time with some nice food and a hot bath type thing. Then he's all for that. But if you need a bit more,raiden will accommodate. Either way he does little things to make you smile. ♡ again sweetest thunder god ever.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?): beats himself up. Raiden plz,it's not your fault. Shit happens. You may have to reassure him a lot. He may be wise,composed,chill,etc. But even he has moments. Gods aren't perfect. And you have to sometimes help him with that in reminding him to breathe and forgive himself. Poor rai.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?): he takes good care of himself. But he isn't vain. A reasonable amount. But if he just is not feelin himself. Then oh boy scruffy,hair tousled and unkempt,this raiden you don't wanna cross. The clouds are exxtra heavy today. Oof. But for the most part,he's chill.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?): well yes but also no? Life would go on. But oh boy would he be depressed af.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.): raiden keeps the small trinkets left to him by children at his shrines. A whole box of them sits in his temple.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?): well besides the obvious things you shouldn't want in a partner. I dunno really. He's a pretty accepting guy. I guess as long as you are patient with him. And take care of yourself for the most part. And all that junk. He's pretty chill. Honestly he doesn't have a "type" he just wants genuine love as any other person.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?): he loves to have a breeze on him when resting. Windows and or doors would be open when sleeping. If you get cold however,he will get more blankets or cuddle closer. He will only shut them during the winter months. As to not bring snow into the temple. Lol.