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I keep seeing ppl come into the sam wilson tag and say abt the pcs, "oh they were just having a silly little argument!!!" "it's not that serious at all!!" "oh it's just all a joke hehehehe" 😒😒😒 and so yall gotta ans me this:
Is it funny to you when alexei calls sam a 'dumb, litigious man'?
Is it funny to you that yelena insists that they are the avengers cos the govt formed them (literally the stupidest reason) and says that sam wilson is just supposed to understand that?? even though SAM is THE leader of the avengers??
Is it funny to you that they already established in cabnw that sam is forming an avengers team yet marvel slaps the 'new avengers' name onto this team and showcases them first, without showing the actual new avengers team formed by sam at all?
Is it funny to you when sam wilson finally gets mentioned in a non cap related proj and he's made to be the butt of a joke?
Is it funny to you that marvel deliberately framed the scene in such a way to make it seem as if sam is being unreasonable and undermine his role as cap? so much so that the white man stans are already having the worst takes known to man on how sam is being "petty" ??
And if it's such a silly little argument, how come it's been going on for 14 months??
If any of this is funny or it's just not a serious thing at all to you, well newsflash you dont like sam wilson at all (even if you claim to do so) so stop coming into the sam wilson tag, goodbye
And mind you im just talking abt that 1 pcs, im not even mentioning all the other mistreatment sam wilson has faced and continues to face.
Like i get it story line wise anything can happen, they can completely forget about this plot point in doomsday, or maybe reveal that bucky and sam were working tgt to take down valentina and this was all part of their plan. That still wont take away anything from the fact that marvel time and time again chooses to disrespect and sideline sam wilson. It literally would have cost marvel nothing to mention sam in a uplifting and respectful way, but they go OUT of their way to do this kind of hateful shit to sam...smh
#sam wilson#thunderbolts spoilers#anti thunderbolts#everytime i see someone say 'the pcs is being blown out of propotion!!' my bp rises#like pls...pls start using your braincells
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"Ahaha Daemon is so dumb for believing the old man is the one actively poisoning him when the weird goth witch giving him weird concoctions is right there."
May I introduce you to a beautiful concept known as sleep deprivation ? Man's only gotten poor quality sleep (if any at all) for weeks for all we know. Mood swings and paranoia are bound to go hand in hand with that one. Logical thinking ? Nope. Not happening. You add the fucking hallucinations further messing up his mind to the mix and you get exactly what we see.
#like I know the writing is bad#I am not a fan of the harrenhall arc#but you cannot complain about a character not using his braincells while actively also not using your braincells#kinda contradicting if you ask me#n e ways#talking from experience here btw#throwback to that one week of suffering from tension headaches so bad I thought my skull was going to explode#painkillers did nothing#sleeping was impossible for four (4!!!!!!) entire days#after that I managed to pass out for an hour or two every once in a while as the headaches ever so slowly started getting better#my brain was fucking mush on day 3#there was no being reasonable and thinking logically anymore#I had the worst mood swings#like constant mood swings#I was about ready to kill the next person who as much as made a sound#I snapped at everyone who checked up on me#worst fucking week of my life#do not recommend#anyways#you can hate the character#you can criticize the direction the writers have taken for him this season#but maybe stop being hypocritical little shits about it :)#whatever. I'll lose followers for this one and I do not give a fuck.#got mad scrolling the tag.#will go back to regular posting now.#can we talk about the fact that the acting was fucking phenomenal in that scene#daemon targaryen#hotd spoilers#putting this in the tag actually pls feel free to get openly mad at me I would love to have a free blocklist <3#much love <3
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Pleasure Riding
A/N: This is 100% @gothcsz 's fault. We've been yelling all damn day about Pedro and his arms and how we'd like to ride on his goddamned biceps. And my current P boy brainrot is Clint so. Here's the result of alla that. Also pls don't come for me for the shit title I used all my braincells to write this.
Warnings: this is fucking filth. Arm riding, unprotected piv sex, squirting, headlock/choking
Clint pulled you against him, humming as you tilted your head to kiss him softly. You ran your hands up his chest, smoothing across his shoulders and down his arms. The tight black shirt he was wearing today showed off his arms and it was turning you on beyond belief. You always had had a thing for Clint's arms, but usually he had them covered in flannel. You pressed a kiss to one of his biceps and he looked down at you, lifting an eyebrow in amusement. You grinned sheepishly, covering your face with your hands. “Nuh-uh, don't hide. What's on your mind babygirl?”, Clint asked, pulling your hands into one of his large ones. “I just….fuck, baby, you don't know what you're doing to me in that shirt.”, you groaned, staring at his arms. He flexed his biceps subtly and you whimpered, thighs clenching. He smirked, pulling you in for another kiss and walking you backwards towards the bed.
“I think I know just what you need.”, he murmured against your lips. You stared at him curiously as he moved his hands on your body, shivering as he trailed a hand up your spine. Your head lolled back into your shoulders and he immediately started kissing and sucking at your neck, causing you to moan. “You wanna ride this arm like you do my thigh babygirl?”, he grunted into your ear and you pulled back, staring at him in shock. He openly laughed at the look on your face, a gleam in his eye as he cocked his head, waiting for your response. Your thighs clenched again as you thought about it, eyes glazing over. Finally, you nodded, cheeks burning as you did. “Words, babygirl. Wanna hear you say it.”, Clint said with a smirk. “Fuck, Clint, please. Lemme ride your arm.”, you murmured. He grinned, propping himself up against the headboard before ordering you to strip. Swallowing hard, you did as he asked and then climbed onto the bed beside him. He gripped your hip with one hand, positioning you exactly where he wanted you over his right arm before pushing your pussy down onto it. Your breath stuttered as your heated skin made contact and you gripped his shoulder for support. Slowly, you started grinding against his arm, Clint watching you with that damned smirk on his face. Then, he flexed. You let out a high pitched whine as he did, the muscles moving straight against your clit. You started grinding harder, his arm becoming slicker with each pass of your hips. “You like that huh? Creamin’ all over my arm like this. Fuckin’ dirty girl.”, he said, flexing his bicep again and again as you moaned, tossing your head back.
Your hips moved and your thighs clenched around his arm, covering him with your slick. Normally you'd be embarrassed but right now it felt too good for you to even care. The way his flexing muscles felt against your cunt, the way his hand on your hip was holding you tightly, the way he was looking at you. It was all becoming too much too fast and your grip on his shoulder tightened, your hips beginning to stutter. You whimpered as he stopped flexing, stopped you from moving with one hand. “You think you deserve to come like this? Come all over my arm like the dirty slut you are?”, he asked, smacking your ass as the words poured out of him. You shuddered, your body bending in half as you cried out at the slap. “Clint please, please let me come, oh my god I'm so close, please!”, you babbled, trying and failing to grind against him. With a grunt he released your hip; you immediately started rolling your hips with abandon, each flex of his bicep against your clit bringing you closer and closer until you came, falling against his shoulder as you cried out his name. You gushed over his arm, hips continuing to roll until you were oversensitive. Finally you pushed yourself upright to see him smirking at you. You moved off his arm, hissing at your oversensitive skin. Looking down, you could see he was covered in your slick all the way down to his elbow. “Y'gonna clean me up?”, Clint asked, raising an eyebrow. Nodding frantically, you leaned down, licking at the skin of his arm gently. You groaned as you tasted yourself on him, sucking a bruise into his tanned skin before you could stop yourself. To your surprise, you heard a sharp groan above you, so you ran your teeth over the inside of his arm, nipping lightly. You did this a few times before Clint grunted, pulling your bare form up and onto his lap. “You're a little fuckin’ tease, you know that?”, he said, eyes darkening at your blissed out face.
Clint moved you onto your hands and knees, quickly stripping himself of his clothes before pulling your hips back against him. Grinding his thick cock against your sensitive folds, he lined up and pushed into you, quickly filling you up. Arching your back, you moaned his name as he started a rough pace, pulling your hips back with every thrust. “Such a dirty fuckin’ girl, fucking herself on my arm.”, he gritted out, pulling you up until your back came into contact with his chest. The sudden change in angle had you keening, scrabbling for something to hold onto. “I wanna try somethin’ baby girl. You ready?”, he grunted into your ear. You nodded, moaning out an affirmative answer quickly. Then, an arm was around your throat, the other wrapped around your waist. You gasped, hands reaching up to grasp at his forearm as he continued to pound into you. His arm tightened around your neck and your vision blurred, blackness creeping in before he loosened his hold. “Fuck, baby. Just like that.”, you gasped out, nails digging into the meat of his arm as he tightened it again. It was never too much; if anything, it only heightened the pleasure you were feeling as he fucked up into you. You could feel pressure building rapidly in your lower stomach, pressure that only continued to build with each thrust of his hips. Then, with a final squeeze of his arm around your neck, you came again, squirting on his cock, thighs and the bed. You screamed his name, clenching down on him as his hips stuttered before he pulled you down one more time, thick ropes of his come filling you up. He let go of you, gently lowering you to the top of the bed. He moved the blankets over the wet spot on the bed, covering it before laying down next to you. “I've never done that before.”, you murmured tiredly. “Fuck, baby. That was so fuckin’ hot. Would’ve worn this shirt sooner had I known it'd turn you on like that.”, Clint replied, pressing a kiss to your forehead with a grin. You swatted at his shoulder, almost missing it in your dazed state. “C'mere, lemme help you get cleaned up.”, he murmured, effortlessly gathering you in his arms and heading for the shower.
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as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (6/17)
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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.
or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous
fic: see my masterlist 🤍
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m 💌 And aaaah you know what I love to see you in? Black! (or nothing) 😊 you somehow i knew this crossed your mind the second i commented m 💌 We know each other too well now, jajaja. you quick! think fast! what word am i thinking of? m 💌 Daisies? you ohhh valid, one of my favourites! m 💌 I know. you but no, cannoli of course m 💌 🙃😉🙂 you misa i will actually slap you m 💌 I'm stronger you i'm scrappy and grew up fighting with alba m 💌 Fair 😅 m 💌 I'm glad she forgave us faster than Alexia did. She's scary. you yea she looks all bark and no bite but she BITES. literally. still have a scar on my finger. m 💌 I need you to tell me that story one day. m 💌 So, do you bite too? Because I might be into that. you i think that you should know such things as my girlfriend 👋 m 💌 Aha... well, don't blame me. If we'd lived together I would have known 'such things' and more. you 😔 m 💌 I know. I miss you too. I wish we could live together though. you my work's here, love. i can't leave. and i don't think i can be without my family and friends just yet. i need them close. and you'll be busy all day and i know no one in madrid. m 💌 I know, I would never ask that of you. I just wish I could be around you more. Maybe I'm greedy or dramatic. I don't know. m 💌 I'll take the train to Barcalona as soon as I can. you no, my love. you already travel and work too much. i don't want you straining your mind and body, you have to take care of it. and you were here last time. i'll come when i can. m 💌 Alright, I know there's no talking you out of it, is there? you nope 😘 m 💌 Promise I'll see you soon? you promise! you i've got to run now. you better wear something dark blue next time i see you, byeeeee, i love you. m 💌 You better wear black or maybe just don't wear anything at all. Bye, querida, I love you more.
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username3 give me a gf who will drool over me like yn 😪
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yourusername: recap of week 69 Liked by begovargas, albaps9, marisabel_rguez and 1,293 others
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a/n: happy weekend everyone, here are some flowers to brighten your days! 🌼🌻🌸🌼🌻🌸🌼🌻🌸
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HAHAHAHA imagine Cale with someone weaker than him + a troublemaker and oftentimes think crazier than him, but they're useful so that's what tied them together with the gang💀 bro might feel the stress his hyungs felt whenever he throws himself into danger lol and would start reflecting. Have u done this b4? :D
Is This My Karma? - Cale/Reader
notes: anon... did you take a look inside my mind? or maybe my docs? because the series i'm going to publish later has a similar prompt. i was gonna make it a surprise but since the cat is out of the bag imma announce it here lol. i'll be making a cale/reader slowburn series or at least try but while waiting for that you guys enjoy this small drabble from anon's ask first
tags: fluff, sickfic, reader is an idiot, cale is also an idiot, idiots in love basically, choi han is in charge of their single braincell, established relationship
English isn’t my first language so there will be grammatical errors
Pls don't repost my work anywhere without my permission
Constructive criticisms and any kind of interaction are more than welcome
Requests are open and welcome
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“For the last time, you will not pass your cold to the White Star. How are you even going to achieve that? Also what merit would it bring if that punk catches your sickness?”
Cale glanced over at the sick person in his bed speaking nonsense. Well, it’s not completely nonsense as it was possible.
…If that said person wasn’t on the verge of dying because of a fever.
“We both cough know it’s cough possible. Plus you’re not looking at the bigger picture of cough White Star getting a fever.”
“No you’re just thinking irrationally-”
“Ah ah, I’m still cough speaking. Let the cough sick cough speak.”
“...I think the sick should shut the hell up and sleep.”
The person who is Cale’s significant other only glared at the commander before drinking the water Choi Han handed to them. When arguments like this first happened the swordmaster would interject to create peace.
But that was before he learned just how unhinge this person was.
_____, Cale’s headache and significant other, was a naturally weak person. Even weaker than Cale without ancient powers. However, despite their physical prowess being on the weaker side they have a very useful ancient power.
They have a wood attribute power that can conjure flowers, grass, and trees with either poison or healing powers. Its downside is that the abilities do not work on _____. However, they can make flowers that can spread whatever sickness they have at the moment.
“We all know you just need to fling me at cough a good distance near Mr. Steal-My-Cale’s-Looks and I can pass him my cold with the flowers. Easy peasy Ron’s lemon squeezy.”
Cale remembers _____’s explanation being that the flowers' pollen would contain the same bacteria and virus as their body. Or something along those lines.
“...”
“Hear me cough out, okay? Imagine this, White Star with his plate on the verge of breaking, coughing out so much blood, armless in every sense of the cough as well. Imagine a cough nasty fever and cough combo on top of that.”
“...”
_____ looked at the silent Cale expectantly.
“Sometimes I really wonder why I got together with a punk like you”
“But you love me!”
Sigh
Cale couldn’t refute so he just sighed.
At first, he let _____ join their group because they were useful. Not only is their ability useful but they are also intelligent. They have the see the faults in Cale’s plan and think of a counter-measure. They can also conjure up great plans.
Well, most of the time at least.
Other times look like this…
“No, we are not doing your absurd plan. Just go to sleep and get better, I’ll take care of things.”
Cale kissed the top of _____’s head.
“And don’t even try to think of sneaking out like you did last time. Alberu and Tasha almost had a heart attack.”
The previously smiling _____ because of Cale’s kiss was now pouting because of the reminder.
Meanwhile, Cale let them be as he went out of their bedroom.
He let out another sigh as he did. Behind him was Choi Han struggling to suppress a smile, wait no a laugh.
“What’s up with you?”
“No, it’s just that Cale-nim you and _____-nim are really similar.”
Choi Han added after seeing Cale glare at him.
“Sometimes that’s how your plans look to us.”
“Haaa”
Cale couldn’t help but notice how his acting like his sworn brother right now.
‘Is this how the crown prince feels about me?’
Not just the crown prince but everyone else as well.
‘Was this why team leader-nim and Choi Jung Soo insisted that I should farm with them even after retirement?’
There was no way, right?
‘There’s no way me and _____ are similar. I’m not self-sacrificial like that. I always make sure that I will live.’
Right?
Looks like he finally got all my warnings.
Cale ignored Super Rock’s voice.
But still, he can’t deny that he caused his group some headaches.
“...I will reflect on myself.”
Choi Han only nodded and smiled at the dazed young master.
Meanwhile, Cale’s mind is a bit chaotic right now.
‘Did my karma come in the form of my significant other?’
There’s no way that’s the case… right?
Right???
#le asks#trash of the count's family#lout of the count’s family#tcf#lcf#trash of the counts family#lotcf#totcf#cale#cale henituse#choi han#cale x reader#cale henituse x reader#totcf x reader#lotcf x reader#tcf x reader#lcf x reader#gn reader#x gn reader#gender neutral reader
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Simon Smoke × CraftyCorn? Pls let it be Canon in your story!
I see their BBI counterparts as being close, but not being romantically involved nor having a QPR! They're just best friends who share a braincell.
From the tidbits of things I am planning, Simon starts out being very VERY hostile to everyone else, with the exceptions being Baba and Touille. Baba because he used to help her get food for the mini nightmares, Touille because they were both with the Prototype. Simon worked as the "guard" on Proto's side, per Proto's request in an attempt to make Simon deal with his anger in a healthier way. Crafty on the other hand used to be in Poppy's side until she was assumed dead. The two of them were friends because Crafty was the only person who could deal with his anger, and Simon protected Crafty from the people who thought she was too weird for her own good.
Like. To me Simon is all "I hate everyone in this house except you" @ Crafty, and then he gets better and is just "if anyone harms her I am going to throw a fit". Meanwhile Crafty is just "thanks for hearing my 4-hour infodump on the webcomic I want to make".
#also thinking abt making them both afrolatino so they can yell at each other in spanish#ask tag#poppy playtime#poppy worldwide#simon smoke#craftycorn
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MORE SUKUNA X M! READER PLSSS😭😭💔💔
WAAAAAAAAAH ABSOLUTELY HOMIE, I'M ON IT, DON'T WORRY!! I'm just a bit distracted but recent media that has sparked my THIRST and such (Hades II, Nocturne S2...I'm looking at them intently...), BUT I DO HAVE SOME WIPS THAT I CAN SHARE HERE (THEY ARE UNEDITED PLS HAVE MERCY LMAO):
WIP 1
The building caught on fire in the midst of tearing the place apart. Some wannabe sorcerers decided to try and intervene, and Sukuna gladly blamed the following carnage on them, though they’d never be able to refute such a statement in the end. He didn’t know how people like that could call themselves sorcerers when they could hardly make him bleed, or talk convincing enough shit. Ah, well, good riddance.
Bland food, bad service, shitty opponents. Sukuna sighed dramatically, but grinned as he walked away from the inferno. What a fucking disappointment. Can’t even keep me entertained for a second.
A faint pulse of cursed energy caught Sukuna’s attention. He paused and looked back at the blaze, eyes wide with primal anticipation, waiting for something or someone to explode out of the wreckage and take him on. If they survived that, they must have been at least a little interesting.
Instead, he spotted a strange curl of smoke betraying the breeze of the wind. It coiled into an opaque mass, churning and skittering across the ground in the final form of a squeaking mouse.
Sukuna raised a brow when it looked at him. “Where the hell did you come from, shikigami?” It stood up on its hind legs and tilted its head. Part of Sukuna wanted to step on it, but it quickly scampered away before he could decide to.
It stopped and turned back, as if watching him. The sorcerer clicked his tongue. Did it really expect him to follow?
“Piece of shit. Fine.”
He wandered after it, not noticing the panicked crowds avoiding him and running towards the burning hostel. A frenzied beehive was nothing more than a busy beehive in Sukuna’s world, and he didn’t much care for the stinging stares and remarks that came with poking the nest. That happening would be inevitable, but he was busy following a mouse through alleyways and streets, towards a fancier part of the city that rested higher above most else.
The little beast waited for Sukuna before skittering up a high, richly-coloured wall, using ivy and other flora to its advantage as it climbed and—
“I saw what you did back there.”
Sukuna glanced up further, catching sight of you lounging on the ledge of a window, a long, slender kiseru held in your hand. You smiled, and exhaled a long, steady stream of smoke when Sukuna’s eyes met yours.
“Destroying that restaurant was kinda wild,” you continued.
“Ho? You wanna do something about it?” He called back, itching to cause another disaster. But all you did was laugh, and not even in a mocking way. Sukuna didn’t know what to do with that.
“You’re funny.” You took another deep drag and tilted your head back on the exhale. “What’s your name?”
Sukuna frowned. Either you were taunting him, or you somehow dodged every whisper and muttered rumour about him. “Who the hell’s asking?”
You gave your first name without a care. “Your turn.”
The sorcerer crossed his arms. “Tch, that pipe’s draining your fuckin’ braincells, ain’t it?”
You shrugged. “Probably.” You puffed out some smoke rings before blowing a stream through their centres. “Might be for the best. Still pretty sure I don’t know your name though, stranger.”
“Sukuna.” He saw you tilt your head, thinking on the name. There was no way you hadn’t heard it—his antics had been spreading far and wide in both effect and legend, so much so that people started to think he was something of a myth rather than a real man. You knew him. You definitely knew him.
“Sounds familiar,” you droned. It seemed like you were about to say something more, but the sound of a sliding door clacking open diverted your attention. He watched you look over your shoulder as someone called your name, apparently beckoning you to tend to chores, from what he could hear. You gave a shallow mini-bow, and the mystery person left you alone.
You looked down at him again before starting to shuffle back into the room. “I like your whole ‘four arms’ thing,” was the last thing you said before slipping back inside, and shutting the window.
WIP 2
For a while, Sukuna tried to forget about everything after getting discharged. He tried to dismiss the dreams, the familiarity, the aching longing that weighed in his chest like a frigid, burning star.
When he couldn't stand it anymore, he still couldn't find a way to get to you; Ieiri didn't help, Uraume and Yorozu didn't know where to start, any other chucklefuck he knew didn't know anything about you, and thought his fixation as a passing fancy, even if it was anything but. His reputation was finally starting to screw him over, and, for once, he didn't enjoy it.
But the seasons changed. The earth got darker and burned from bright greens into molten oranges and yellows, and Sukuna's mind wandered. You'd always be in the back of his thoughts, in his dreams, but the rest of the world needed his attention, too. Granted, it was a bit difficult when Jin did everything in his power to keep Sukuna hyper fixated on your intangible existence.
Dumbass 5:04PM how's the quest to find the nurse going???
Sukuna grimaced when he looked at his phone. He tucked it away again, sighing deeply as he looked over the rows of different sorts of proteins. Not much was left, to his chagrin, and he'd put off grocery shopping for way too long. He'd just have to make do with whatever was left.
Ping!
Sukuna ignored it. He read over the butchers specials—
Ping!
—but, well, speaking to someone was not exactly in the cards after a shitty day of work and—
Ping! Ping!
—and—
Ping ping! Ping! Ping! Ping—
With a growl, Sukuna ripped his phone from his pocket and resisted the urge to break it. His thumb smashed the green button when Jin's stupid contact popped up on his screen with a picture of that snotty little runt he adored so much. Yuuji was the only thing saving Jin from his wrath.
“What do you—”
“Finally!” Jin sighed, exasperated. “Why weren't you answering? You can't be that busy with—”
“The hell do you want, dumbass?” Sukuna cut in.
Jin sighed in the way only annoying older brothers could. “Well, I was gonna ask how your nurse search was going—”
“None of your damn business.”
“---but I know you're gonna be an ass about it. So! Instead, can you grab some diapers for Yuuji? I'm running out and can't make it to the store today and, well, you know what he's like.”
“Yeah, he's a real shit machine,” Sukuna huffed, turning on his heel and wandering toward the baby section. “Fine. I'll drop ‘em off on my way back.”
“Thanks, Sukuna-chwan, you're a lifesaver!”
Sukuna's eye twitched as Jin ended the call. He pulled the phone from his ear and stared at his disgusted expression mirrored back at him.
‘Sukuna-chwan?’ That freak's dead to me.
He sighed and stuffed his phone in his pocket. Sukuna ran a hand through his hair and ruffled it up as he wandered through the baby aisle—a place he'd gone far too many times as a child-less bachelor.
Child-less.
Bachelor.
Sukuna frowned. Those words, though never spoken aloud, reverberated through his skull, down his spine and through every single rib encircling his heart. Having a kid would be easy, technically, but caring for one was a completely different story, and that story had a needlessly complex beginning, middle and end that needed the right partner to plan it all out with him. Sukuna didn’t have that. Sukuna couldn't find that.
Sukuna rubbed his face to clear his mind, and tried to lock in on all the chubby, cherubic faces smiling back at him, taunting, mocking.
“Stupid fucking bullshit,” the alpha growled, phantom hackles rising as he glared. “Waste of fucking—”
“Hey—”
“What?” Sukuna's head snapped to the side, his carmine eyes blazing from boiling envy. And he met a familiar gaze, one that was stoic and calm, but could crease at the edges so readily at the smallest thing. You had crows feet, Sukuna remembered. You must have worn a trillion smiles before he met you.
You blinked at him owlishly. “Scary.” You pointed to the package of diapers the man had been scowling at. “Can I grab that, or do you wanna keep mad-dogging the baby on it?”
Sukuna’s nostrils flared and his eyes drifted downwards. “Why the hell do you need—” Then he saw it—the faint bump hidden beneath your sweatshirt. A bump filled with a pup. A bump filled with a pup he didn't know.
You cleared your throat, and Sukuna's eyes shot up to meet yours again. Your own were shifting, seeking a place to land safely but finding nowhere. Sukuna didn't know what his expression told you, but it couldn't have been good.
“So,” he started, forcing his tension to ebb as he grabbed the package and handed it to you, “how does a nurse find the time to get knocked up, huh?”
A smile broke through your unease. “Well, we all have our needs.” You took the pack from him and plopped it into your basket. “And I just so happened to run into an old fling a while back. You know how it is.”
“Yeah, sure,” Sukuna hummed. He stuffed his hands in his pockets and circled you, curious. “So, what, you and that rando're together or some shit?”
“Nah.” You looked at the list on your phone and checked an item off. Your posture remained loose, and your scent stayed mild and pleasant despite the other's antics. “Just an accident. I've always wanted a kid, though. The dad doesn't really mind. Seems kinda happy about it, honestly.”
Sukuna hummed deep in his chest and peered over your shoulder, reading the list: rice, instant ramen, cabbage, carrots—
“No meat?” The alpha scoffed, cutting off whatever it was you were saying. “You vegan or some shit?”
You huffed. “First of all, rude. Secondly, I can't stand having raw meat around.”
“Hah?” Sukuna circled to face you. “How the hell else is that little runt supposed to grow if you're not giving it meat, huh? It'll turn out all shitty and scrawny like you.”
“You were a lot less shit when you had a serious concussion, y’know?” You complained as you pocketed your phone before crossing your arms with a sigh. “Meat has parasites, and just touching and cutting it freaks me out.”
“Pussy.”
“Parasite-free pussy.”
“I'll cook for you,” he blurted, and your eyebrows shot up. “I mean—” Sukuna sighed and ran a hand through his hair while he looked away, his eyes looking anywhere but at you. “If you're gonna be such a bitch about it, I mean.”
“Okay,” you said quickly, like he'd offered to help you a million times in the past. “But, uh, can you cook?”
“You think I'd offer to cook for you if I didn't know how?”
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THESE ARE THE TWO I AM ACTIVELY POKING AT SO THEY WILL HOPEFULLY BE WHAT GETS POSTED NEXT FOR HIM unless something random comes for me personally and inspires other shite ig LOL. BUT THERE IS STUFF IN THE WORKS, SO FRET NOT!!!
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HI queen I hope you're doing okay!
I just wanted to ask this since I was rereading your responses to the asks abt cu chulainn cheating au (which I'm obsessed about I'm trying to think of more ways to make it even MORE dramatic cause this is one of my favorite au's of your fic) but would Percy actually call cu chulainn "pookie" or any other yan and would they question her (cause obv wtf does pookie mean) or would they just be like "Oh wow that must be my new nickname for ME and me ONLY" not knowing that Percy probably calls other people (her friends) pookie aswell
ALSOO!! I loved the new chapter, you're genuinely such an amazing writer!! I can't wait for the next one cause cu chulainn finally enters the story😈😈😈🙏 people kept bullying him with the cheating au despite him not even being introduced yet is crazy and now he's finally here!!!
I'm just worried for percy though cause after reading all the shit he's done even I'm scared😭 how do you manage to kill someone with impenetrable skin by shoving your weapon up their anal😭😭😭😭
ALSO!!! (sorry for asking so many questions)
what if the 3 eldest kids of percy and poseidon + dory gets isekaid or teleported back to the TLO era of percy, where she's still like 12 and is on the mission w anthonius and grover??
omg yes pls send in more cú chulainn cheating au asks cuz i'm having so much fun with it lmao (sorry sécy 😅)
and yes percy would call him "pookie" solely because she knows he hates it. he has no idea wtf a pookie even is, but it sounds cutesy and cringy so he hates it 😂😂 she calls him that for shits and giggles. as for the others...
poseidon: has no clue wtf a pookie is, but lets her call him that even though it sounds embarrassing
hades: loves it! even tho he's clueless, he'll proudly wear the "pookie" nickname and doesn't realize she uses it as a joke and that she calls other ppl her pookie too 😭
anubis: LOVES IT! YES HE IS YOUR POOKIE-WOOKIE, YOUR POOKIE-BEAR, CALL HIM WHATEVER YOU WANT 💖
loki: he loves it and he returns it by calling her a bunch of other cringy petnames too lmao
beelzebub: thinks it's embarrassing but lowkey likes it cuz it's from percy (just pls not in public 🥺). would get pissed when he finds out she calls other ppl that too
apollo: "pookie" certainly isn't as.... refined as to what he's used to, but he'll treasure that nickname!!!!!! (doesn't know he's not the only pookie in her life)
"I'm just worried for percy though cause after reading all the shit he's done even I'm scared😭 how do you manage to kill someone with impenetrable skin by shoving your weapon up their anal😭😭😭😭"
girl when the spinoff first came out, i didn't know much about cú chulainn until i saw everyone's hyped up reactions to him on reddit and they were talking about how fucking crazy he was and then i started reading some of his myths and WOW was he psycho 💀 that was the whole reason i chose him as the seventh love interest 😂😂😂😂 they're like each other's foils to be honest. they got so many similarities and yet they're also painfully different and i got way into that lmao
"what if the 3 eldest kids of percy and poseidon + dory gets isekaid or teleported back to the TLO era of percy, where she's still like 12 and is on the mission w anthonius and grover??"
so that's axiandros, kymon, thalassandros, and eudorios??? oh man that'd be a MESS. once they find out about the quest, they would actually work together to kidnap their mom 💀💀💀💀💀
might even decide to kill anthonius and grover too 😭
eudorios and thalassandros are all "we should take mom back home with us! 🤗" and axiandros and kymon, the ones holding the braincells, are gonna be like "no, we don't know how this time travel thing works. what if bringing this mother back with us, erases our current mother???"
literally the only reason they kidnapped her was to keep her from dying on this crazy quest (because who tf entrusts two 12 year olds and a goat to prevent ww3 💀) but now they don't know what to do next 💀
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hi. hi. here to request. a little seungmin fluff where we are kind of lonely and sad and he reminds us that he’s always there : )
HI HONEY TY FOR BEING MY FIRST EVER REQUEST <3333 ily and seungie so I got u bby ◡̈ mwah ur the best ( ˘ ³˘)♡
warning: swearing is inevitable with me sorry ¯\_(˶′◡‵˶)_/¯, fluff, like gross amounts of it, seungmin says "this is so gay but..." because he cringes at showing affection but refuses to let you forget how he feels about you fr, he's a tsundere ok? ok. he licks your face(?) , one (1) kiss, he joking threatens to fight you, and mentions of self doubt and anxiety, angst if you blink but I think it's mostly fluffy... anyways! lmk if I missed anything!!!
WC: a little under 500 :D
AN: this is the first drabble I've ever done in bullet point format so just pls lmk how it goes??? Im super nervous I hope it's at least an easy read :(
so the first time he realizes that you're feeling lonely he slaps himself internally because how DARE he make you feel that way, but he's not home rn and can't show you physically so he comes up with a Plan™️
you're literally the light of his life
so he just >:(
but not at u
he just wants to make you feel happy and loved and safe
so he starts brainstorming
but he's naturally a menace
so when you're texting with him while he's working and you're being kinda short
because yk
u just feel :(
he just sighs and texts back
"look, please don't feel sad. I know this is pretty fucking gay but I love you."
which makes u giggle
because that's YOUR seungie that YOU know and love so much
<3
BUT whenever he's able to be physically with you and he can just feel your self doubt and anxiety creeping in and trying to swallow you, he once again uses his braincell.
so he just grabs ur hand
and leads u out of ur bed and to the living room
sits u down
and starts running around ur shared apartment grabbing every blanket and pillow that exists within the space
and I mean
E V E R Y. S I N G L E. O N E.
puppy zoomies moment hehe
and don't even think about trying to question him
he'll just say "shut up and wait while I set up a big ass fort for us to cuddle in, ok?? I love you but I wanna make u SEE THAT."
which u smile at
because him telling u to shut up
but then explaining why
and then also watching him move furniture and start building the fort, you tear up with happy tears
because???
:(
he's the sweetest and u love him so much
but when he hears u sniffle
he turns on Extra Puppy Mode™️
pops out from under some blankets and tackles you into the couch and holds your face
wiping ur tears
maybe even licked one because he's a freak and wanted to get a reaction
which u just squealed at bc wtf sir
but then he realizes
oh ur crying because ur so touched by this whole thing that he's doing
!!!
"... you dummy. stop crying... we gotta get snacks and stuff for our super awesome fort yk??? and you won't be able to see if you're cryi—"
you cut him off by giving him a little kiss on his pouty lips
as a silent thank you :(
which he realizes that oops maybe he got too serious and overwhelming
but you reassured him that you're just so glad to have him as your partner and best friend in one :(
"please just remember that I do love you, and I'm always here even if that brain of yours tells you otherwise, ok? or I'll have to fight you... affectionately."
and then he proceeds to smother you in kisses and cuddles :(
#raine drops✍️#marvelous mooties ♡#anny <3#rachalixie in the building🤍#my sun <3#my cloud <3#primoppang#skz shenanigans#seungmin x reader#seungmin fluff#stray kids x reader#skz x reader#seungmin x you#seungmin x y/n#stray kids fluff#stray kids x you#skz x you#skz x y/n#stray kids x y/n#bullet point fic#stray kids fanfic#stray kids fanfiction#skz fanfic#skz fanfiction
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Hello I've seen your stories about Donna beneviento and I really like it and I also saw alot of requests regarding her so hopefully you'll write this one. Ummm so it's about her and her child(biological child to make it different) she works at a lab because she's a virologist and she has an amazing and funny friends like in greys anatomy and she brought them at her home and her friends were surprise that she's a noble living in a manor and then they're just doing funny things and then her friends met Donna(the mom) and they were again surprise because she's really beautiful and the friends are like "damn your mom so hot I would date her despite her age" and then she introduce her friends to Donna and that's it. Make it like a comedy show and also put their boss(like Dr. Bailey) because they're just an intern at this time and she just scold them for being immature. Plsss make this story even though you have a lot of requests and make it really funny it's basically just grey anatomy but different.
Mother I'd like as a Friend
(Donna Beneviento x daughter!reader)
*pinterest my beloved
Word count: 964
TW: me attempting comedy
ps: i've watched greys anatomy until the plane episode so i know a bit
ps2: i suck at comedy so im sorry in advance, i really tried😭 i even tried resurrecting some of my braincells but they were no help
ps3: i am so so sorry for taking months, i tried to make this longer to make up for the time but omg i suck so bad at comedy😭 i truly hope u like it (lmk any mistakes pls😔🫶)
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Your shift at the hospital was finally coming to an end when your friends ambushed you into an empty room. Unfortunately, after working for eight hours everyday your memory tends to forget anything unrelated to the job, hence your friends looking expectantly at you with their bags ready.
You furrowed your brows in confusion. “Can I…help you?”
Your friends laugh and one of them speaks up. “We’re going to your house, remember? You promised a stress free weekend.”
You rolled your eyes, mentally slapping yourself. “I’m pretty sure I only offered it to Alexa, whose apartment is near a construction site.”
Your friend, Peter, shrugged and spoke again. “Tomatoes tomatos, me and Marcus accept your implicit invitation.”
Soon enough the four of you were arguing loud enough for their bosses to open the door. Not to say you were scared, however the moment Doctor Bailey entered the room you almost sighed in despair for the window being a four stories fall.
The older doctor raised a brow at you and crossed her arms. “And what exactly are you four still doing here?”
You all started to speak at the same time, words of “ambush” and “weekend” being thrown alongside a few stuttering.
She quickly shook her head and stopped the rambling. “I don't care, out of my hospital, go disturb your parents or whoever you children go back home to.”
You laughed while she kicked you out of the room.
Peter with no self presentation turned around to walk backwards and speak to her. “You love me, Doctor Bailey. Don't deny it.” He said, making a heart motion.
She lightly slapped him and dropped us off at the elevator. “Just as much as I love food poisoning.”
𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊
The trip to your manor was quick considering how fast you wanted to not be trapped in a car with Peter.
Marcus parked the car near the forest and you all prepared to walk the rest of the way.
Alexa was the first to complain. “I truly hope you’re attempting to murder us and this is where you hide the body because I do not want to walk back through these unknown horror movie woods.”
You chuckled. “We’ve been here for two minutes, also it’s not unknown it’s part of my house.”
Marcus tripped in a root, surprised. “Your house?! You have a forest in your house?!”
You shrugged and before even speaking you were interrupted by Peter kneeling in front of you. “I know we’ve only known each other in months, but what i feel for you-”
You kicked his shin before he could finish and continued walking. “Stop messing around, my mom is waiting.”
“I bet her house is gonna be a mansion with a butler.” Alexa said.
Marcus laughed. “I bet we’re gonna have to get a golf cart for the rest of the way.” He said.
Peter shook his head. “ You guys are missing the truth. There’s a forest, which is great for secrecy…we’re getting a jet.”
You groaned while they kept laughing and joking about how rich you were.
However the discussion was immediately shut down when reaching your Manor. You even looked back to see if they were still following, laughing when seeing their shocked faces and stopping at the door for a final warning. “Now, I would like to remind you guys that you’re meeting my mother. Please don't be yourselves.”
Alexa gasped in mock offense. “How dare you, I'm a golden child.”
You all turned to look at her with doubt written all over your faces.
She pouted. “I hate you all.”
You were mid laugh when the front door slowly opened and Donna looked out.
You discreetly gave your friends a warning look and smiled kindly at her. “Hey mom, I was just explaining a few things to them, sorry to keep you waiting.”
Donna shook her head with a gentle smile. “It’s absolutely fine, come on in, your grandmother arrived a few moments ago.”
You nodded and followed her inside with the other three walking behind you.
Donna led the way with Alexa near her, quietly talking about a few of the scattered dolls.
You were going to join in the conversation when Peter loudly whispered in your ear. “Damn you never told us your mother was a milf, absolute betrayal.”
Donna looked back in confusion to your friend’s giggling face and you quickly spoke over one of them. “What he means is mother i’d like as a friend, that's it, no need to keep this talk.” You said, letting out a nervous laugh.
Your mother nodded slowly and continued speaking to Alexa, who looked as red as a stop sign.
Once she turned you quickly angrily stared at Peter and Marcus’s giggling faces. “I will throw you both off the waterfall if you don't shut up.”
It was only by hearing their gasp that you remembered your mom saying of your grandmother’s visit.
You gently refused their offer of some tea, claiming there was some urgent research you needed to start but you’d be back later.
You only stopped dragging your friends when reaching the door to your room, letting out a breath of relief and guiding them inside.
You narrowed your eyes at their shared silence until Marcus decided to break it. “And how old exactly is your grandmother?”
“I will literally murder all three of you.”
The boys laughed and Alexa made a face of horror. “I didn't even say anything!” She said.
You shook your head, crossing your arms. “An accomplice.”
She dramatically threw herself in your bed, followed by the other two.
“I guess I’ll go drink the last tea of my life then.” Peter said, pretending to get up.
You laughed and hit him with your coat. “Oh shut up.”
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#resident evil village#re8#donna beneviento#resident evil#lady beneviento#donna beneviento x reader#re8 donna#fanfic#non canon#resident evil donna beneviento x reader#donna beneviento x female reader#resident evil donna#donna beneviento x daughter!reader#lady beneviento x reader#re8 fanfiction
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Congrats for reaching 500 followers! I’ve been following you ever since I saw your page <3
Can I request a romantic matchup? (Nrc only but no lilia, kalim, and sebek pls)
I use she/her pronouns
If I have to describe myself, I’m the smartest person and also the dumbest person you can meet. I can solve really hard puzzles or questions in a short amount of time but if I'm answering something and it says “put your birthday here” or something with a really obvious answer, I would still ask someone “do I have to put my birthday here?” lol.
I'm quite shy and would avoid talking to people but I’m really loud around people I’m comfortable with. I get TOO comfortable around my friends that I update them with almost everything that is happening to me like “yo, I’m currently in the bathroom rn” idk why I tell them that, I just get a gut feeling that they have to know that (´༎ຶོρ༎ຶོ`)
I get distracted very easily by my hyperfixation like I would enter a store to buy one thing I need then the next thing I know is I'm holding 5 shopping bags in my hand just because I saw something that is pink and cute.
I really hate bugs. I can still slightly handle any of my fears except bugs. If I see one I would immediately start panicking.
People also describe me as kind and dense since I love helping people but don’t notice it if someone is taking advantage of my kindness.
That’s pretty much about me! Pls take your time and have a nice day
Thank you!╰(*´︶`*)╯
I match you with 𝐄𝐩𝐞𝐥 𝐅𝐞𝐥𝐦𝐢𝐞𝐫
The First Impression:
Welcome to the "smart but also dumb" club, you and Epel are gonna have to get matching t-shirts for it. He'd probably overhear you ask something silly, snicker to himself, and then trip and drop all of the fucking onions he canonically carries around with him all over the floor. Yeah.
Why He Fell:
It's not just that you make Epel feel strong, it's that you make him feel important. He would literally fistfight his entire class just to be the one who squishes the bug you're freaking out about (or carry it outside, but only if you insisted). It's the little things that count, after all, and he enjoys the feeling of being your knight in shining armor.
The Relationship:
Loud. The second you're both comfortable around each other, you're loud. Vil might actually kill both of you if he catches you goofing off again while he's trying to work (as if you can help it!)
You guys definitely take turns sharing a single braincell between you, although it's definitely more fun that way. The two of you are as chaotic as you are devoted.
And though Epel may or may not tease you about your naivete from time to time, he's actually quite protective of his loved ones- the second he senses you're being taken advantage of by someone, that person is in for the earful of a lifetime.
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today i was reminded that i wrote gw2 version of your immortal and called it my mortal and honestly i have so many questions. long post so read more goes riiiight here
spoiler alert: i am not ok after writing this post. i might have lost all my remaining braincells. i need a nap.
Hi my name is Ivory Light’ness Rememberance Swan Path and I have midbac long ivory hair (that’s how I got my name) with pink streaks and my eyes are blue like Gornag’s corruption. I am a werewolf but not ugly like a nornwolf but a cute one. I’m also a smart girl and I go to Queensdale Academy in Kryta and I will graduate soon - I’m nineteen. Im a prep and I am also a furry if you didn’t know - I am a werewolf with a cute ivory tail and I like Rytlock Brimstone, but that’s a secret so keep it to yourself you fucking goth trash :)
ok we started strong with meeting Ivory. ok. onto chapter 2
Goths are necromancers btw and they all are horny gor that trash-hearne guy who is a plant. I hate him because he steals Great GHrenth’;s job and bones for me and my fellow werewolves to chew on. That fucker.
chapter 2 is necrophobic
I smiled at Canach and he smiled at me, he was waiting there with his black racing raptor Pherraris.
Of course canach would drive a ferrari...
“Because I love her,” Canach sighed dramatically like a drama queen he was. Or maybe i should say drama KING because he was a MANLY MAN WITH CHEST HAIR. Well, maybe not hair, but leves… “BUT I THOUGHT WE WERE A THING, YOU CACTUS” Rytock growled after 5 minutes of deadly silence disrupted by moaning of the risen outside the gates of fort trinity. “Wait, arent you a thing with Logan??” asked Trashhearne, very confusedly. Garm and I looked at each other and i shrugged, he tilted his head. I looked at canach and he was looking at me and i looked at him and he looked at me.
someone pls write me a chart of all the relationships in this, im so lost
“It’s okay” i told him. “Are you new? Whoi are you?” i asked, my tail began to wag slightly with excitement. I loved meeting new people. “Ryland Steelcatcher, but people call me Jormand nowadays,” he confessed and sat next to me. “Why?” I gasped. “Because i had an affair with joelmag and they made me a ice werewolf!” he laughed excitedly and i yelled with joy.
Jormand and Joelmag............
“Ivory!” repeated Jormag “you shall kill the pact commander!” they ordered. I gasped. “No! I could never do that to the commander! I love them!” i whined. The commander and their chisled abs, the commander and their hot voice adn theyr sexy hair and face and eyes and even if they had pancake ass they still had a cake (because a pancake is just another kind of cake ykno) and i couldnt rid the world of that sweet sweet cake! “You gotta! Or i will never give up on destroying the world. I will never give it up, i will never let it go, i will never run around and desert it! The world shall be mine as the prophet hatusne miku prophesized!” jormag announced angrily and primordus jumped down the hole and looked at me angrily with eyes full of anger. He roared sexily. “Hatsune miku?!???!” i yelled. If hatsune miku prophesied that jormag was to inherit tyria then nothing could be done. I cried.
HATSUNE MIKU?!?!?!? at this point i am dead from cringe
I was trembling all day because of George. I was so sad that i couldnt focus on my cheerleader practice, so kashmir felt bad for me and made me a cheer captain to make me feel better. Everyone clapped and cheered but i couldnt stop crying. I was so worried about canach but i didnt wantr to kill the pact commander.
who the fuck is geoge???
“STOP MAKING OUT YOU SINFUL DEGENERATES!” yelled Anise from her window. I gasped and Jormand gasped too and then he started screaming in pain as his horns covered in ice again. The illusion was broken again. “Nooo, my horns are cold again!” he whined. “I THOUGHT YOU WERENT CORRUPTED ANYMORE” i yelled “I AM, I JUST USE MESMER MAGIC TO HIDE IT” he whimpered desperately “OH NO!” I exclaimed “WE NEED TO SAVE CANACH, JORMAG HAS HIM IN DUNGAREEES”
Ivory, is there anyone you still havent made out at that point. also canach in dungarees is an image. bless the typos.
“Rytlock, Logan!” we screamed, “you have to help us!” “Ryland!” Rytlock roared as he got up from his chair. “That’s not my name anymore and you are a shitty dad!”
you tell him ryland jormand
“Why are you wearing a maid outfit?!” i screamed and the commander looked at me and yelled in shock and blushed. “Ah! Ivory!’ the commander moaned surprised. “It’s my third job, i work in a maid caffe because pact doesnt pay me enough!” they admitted then looked at jormag “jormah! Prepare to die!” they yelled.
this is the moment when i sigh. i have nothing more to say. i dont think anything can surprise me at this point. im going to see a doctor about my brain, brb
“How will i pay rent this week…?” i heard [the commander] say. I felt bad. “Hey, commander?” i said. “Yeah?” “Maybe go teach at queesnddale academy?” i asked. “Ok” And thats how i saved the pact commander.
Thank you for your service Ivory
“Welcome to cat maid caffee, how can we meow you?” asked a big fluffy charr in a maid dress. I gasped. “Bangar ruinbringer?!?!??” I YELLED.
why.
But Jormand didnt listen. He unsheathed his sword and charged at us, but henstopped dead in his tracks. The door to the estate broke open with a kick and there was him! The hero of the hour. “I’m a scholar,” a voice said, “but…” It was… TRASH HEARNE! AND HE HAD A GUN!!!!!
please shoot me, Trahearne, I'm suffering here.
I agreed and went to his red raptor, Nersedes Ibony Stoneglow.
So Rytlock has a mercedes and named it after Ivory and Crecia. Oh, Rytlock.............
the pale tree was there chillin on a hammock with sylvan puppies on her lap. “Yo whats up kids?” she asked, dressed in jeans and tshirt and had an unbuttoned plaid shirt like a cool mom, she even had basebal cap on top[ of her flowery head. “Hi mom” said canach grumpily. “Oh Przemysław! Youre home!!!”
Canach is polish. ok.
“Oh oh oh Canach, Canach! You sure are a CANach and not CANTnachN’T!"
I regret my life choices.
"What is this plant on your desk" he asked. I started sobbing. "It's spinach" i cried. The commandet said he likef spinch and took one leaf off and chewed on it. "Noooo" i yelled "it's my boyfriend!!!" the comandrer looked at me and then at the plant and then he lookef at me again and sajd "Go see academys psychiatrist, girl" and then he went on to teach more meth. I went to the psychiatris and i got sad. I entered the room and hasped. It was…THE COMMANDER DAWKKURRA THE SKIRT ALICIOUS. "Hi" she said "Hi" i said sadly as i hugged potnach. I was too depressed to be shocked that my syciatrist was a skrit and the pact commander. "Way you here?" "Commander told me to come." She tilted his head to the side looking away from their golden fidget spinner. "Wai?” heis noes twitched. "Arencha school psychologist?" I asked. “Me??” Dawkura looked at me confusedly. “Noo? I just like to play with my shineees all day. People come and talk problems but i dont cairn.” I couldn’t believe this. The academy was a sham! I hugged potnach. I wanted to smoke pot but i couldnt smoke my boyfriend even if his name was now potnach.
potnach.
I started crying desperately.
me too girl, me too
I was surrounded by Cheese. “No! Not the cheese! I’m lactose intolerant!” I screamed and the Cheeses spoke thus “Ivory Light’ness Rememberance Swan Path! To save the world from devastation of Jormag and their siblings you must find,... A HORSE!” “But horses aren’t real!” I screamed. “They don;t exist!” “That’s not my problem,” said Cheese
lesson learned: beware of cheese
“Oh, Potnach, we’re really in it now” “We sure are, girlie” he told me and i gasped. “CANACH?!” I screamed and I realised the cactus had now his face and he could speak again. “It is I, Canach, and I am thankful my most beautiful and esteemed female companion did not smoke pot from my leaves as I was still growing back my visage.” I cried. Gods were punishing me for my sisns by rewinding his personality back to the ancient times!
the gods are punishing me, Ivory. ME.
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what would this fandom do without you and your screams monica. as a newly discovering jimmysea enthusiast, i am deeply thankful to you. for providing textual and visual representations of what it feels like to have mohkday climbing up the ladder of my braincells with each new lt ep. and pls, can all of us talk more about flustered day? because he's so ajbasjdh and he KEEPS getting flustered. someone should make a compilation. with the progression of each up how it develops and stuff. ugh thank you for bringing vv to my attention too<3 keep it up pls, and bye bye!
ANON PLEASE THIS IS SO SWEET!!!!!!!!! 🥺 i’ve actually been feeling a bit disconnected from the fandom these days and seeing this genuinely made me tear up, not to mention that im always incredibly happy to see new people starting to love jimmysea and even giving vice versa a chance, so thank you so much for taking the time to send me this and welcome to the fandom!!!!!!! 💜💙
ALSO WE ABSOLUTELY CAN AND SHOULD TALK ABOUT FLUSTERED DAY BECAUSE LOOK AT HIM!!!!!!!!!
unfortunately i can’t provide gifsets due to a lack of time and of a functioning laptop, so screenshots will have to do for now ;;;;; they don’t really give justice to just HOW flustered day can get, BUT STILL. NO WONDER MORK TOOK THE FLIRTING UP A NOTCH IN THIS LAST EPISODE LIKE I GET IT. I REALLY REALLY DO
but i also do find pretty interesting how often and how easily day can get flustered, especially since we know that he is a pretty confident guy (gee confirmed it) and that he often teases mork, mostly by challenging him. it makes me wonder if he's always been used to be popular and liked, but never to have someone actively hit on him, at least not like this, not in this gentle and steady way that seems to light his skin on fire
it's one of the many reasons im really curious to know more about day and august's relationship and if there ever was something more between them 👀
#SORRY I DIDN'T REALLY ADD MUCH TO THE TOPIC IN THE END BUT HOPEFULLY THIS IS GONNA KICKSTART MORE POSTS ABOUT FLUSTERED DAY#and thank you so much again for such a kind message it really meant a lot!!!!!#i hope you're having a wonderful day!!!!! 💜💜💜#last twilight the series#morkday#mhokday#m: ask
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as the flowers bloom, my heart does too ⋆*·ﾟmisa x putellas!femreader, social media au, (9/17)
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when your relationship ends and all you want to do is hide and cry, flowers suddenly start to appear on your doorstep.
or; misa hating to see a pretty girl cry and suffer and going out of her way to cheer her up while staying anonymous
fic: see my masterlist 🤍
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yourusername: last week ☀️ Liked by bff2, sofie.svava, albaps9 and 983 others
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alexiaputellas Missing you. ↳ yourusername alright, copycat 🖤 ↳ alexiaputellas But I do!!! ↳ yourusername 😘
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jennihermoso Puta, am I not family too? 🤪
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yourusername oh my god, i love you sm 🥺 ↳ jennihermoso I know they're stealing the show for you, but that's including me, right? ↳ yourusername always 🤍
albaps9 hey now, not so fast, you have to put a ring on it first before we're family 🤣 ↳ bff1 good to know you're at least consistent with your rules ↳ albaps9 oh hey, it's our deranged cousin again
username1 FAMILY????? ↳ username2 yeah, misa, explain pls 🧐 ↳ username3 you don't think they... ↳ username4 😲
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yourusername brb making this my lockscreen wtf 😭
jennihermoso Team 😎
marisabel_rguez 😊 ↳ alexiaputellas 🤩
albaps9 never thought i'd see the day ↳ yourusername 🙄
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you this idiota accidentally bought us tickets for the newest paw patrol film
bff2 This is exactly what I meant with zero braincells
bff3 You say accidentally but you can't convince me jajaja
bff1 race to the rescue! 🐶🚓
bff2 Wait, please tell me you're not still watching it...
you 😶
you wellllll, we're watching until our actual film starts and we can go into that theatre so PLS keep me company until then bc she's fully invested in the film now
bff1 ryder and his team of pups will come and save the day!! 🚓
bff2 Oh god 😂😫
bff3 At least I know my baby would have a good time being babysat by you two!
you aw i can't wait until that day 🥺
bff1 that's exactly why we're practising now! trying to sus out what's a nice movie to put on for them, ya know? so hurry up and make us PAWsome aunties
bff2 😂
bff3 You might not have to wait long! ☺️
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you WHAT DO YOU MEAN
bff2 Uhhhh WHAT??
bff3 Surprise? 😅
you WHAT DO YOU MEEEEAN?!!!!!
bff2 ARE YOU SERIOUS 😭😱
bff3 Yup... baby coming soon 😊❤️
bff1 we're going to be aunties? 😢
bff3 I hope so! But please don't fight over who gets godmother rights 😇
bff2 Congratulations you two!!!!!!!! 😭😘❤️
bff1 okay, but it will be me, right?
bff1 kidding, congratulations OMGGGGGGGGG 😍😍😍😍
bff2 Can we come over tonight to properly congratulate you? ❤️
bff2 Also, is Y/N still here? 😅
bff1 she's crying and our popcorn is all over the floor 🤣
you omg i'm so happy for you two im overwhelmed om im soo sorry liuu screw this film im coming over right now wtf why did you drop a bomb like that through TEXTSS im nOT OKAY !!!!!!
bff1 heck no you aren't, i paid already 😡
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bff1 sigh she won, we're in the car.
you SEE YOU SOON. I LOVE YOU.
you SO MUCH!
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alexiaputellas Have fun and keep each other safe, por favor. Miss you 😘
bff1 remember to look right-left-right when crossing the street!!! ↳ albaps9 i second that. pls don't die in london bc after brexit, it'll be hell to ship your body back to spain ↳ bff1 how much do you think she'll cost to ship or do you think we should just let them keep her ↳ marisabel_rguez She has a heart of gold, so a lot of money, but can you girls maybe not talk about her dying? 😅
bff1 yeah because the wag life must be SO exhausting 😬
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you hey chula, i have a question. m 💌 Yes, I'd carry you around if you were a severed head. We've gone over this. 😆 you sweet! but i can't decide on something. can i send you a photo? m 💌 Princesa, I swear to god, if it's another one of those photos that'll drive me insane, I'll choke you. you oh you i wasn't going to but i now might m 💌 Noted...but okay, send me. you black or red? m 💌 YN... I swear 👀 you black or red? 😠 you sent a photo open ▼
m 💌 Oh phew they're just dresses jajaja m 💌 Hmmm... well you know what I think of you in black, but I'd love you in both 😉 m 💌 Why? What are you up to? you picking my ballon d'or dress for next week! you but ugh misa that doesn't help me m 💌 Ohh right! 😂😅 m 💌 For the record, I'd have said red if you were talking about lingerie. you ○○○ you ○○○ you great minds think alike you sent a photo open ▼
[spicy photo attached, use your imagination, teehee]
m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 YN?!? m 💌 Ale's sat beside me in the bus, dios mio m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 Fuck, you're beautiful. Amor, I love you but please!!!! m 💌 ○○○ you 😇 m 💌 😐 you oh, so are you scared of my sister now? m 💌 No. you of how she'll react when she realises the thoughts you're having about me? you because you are having those, no? m 💌 ○○○ m 💌 I am... you well i've been having thoughts about you too. you all day now m 💌 Go on. Delivered m 💌 Querida? you ○○○ you wait sorry, i have to run! m 💌 Fuck, YN, you're a menace, you know that? 😩 Delivered m 💌 And she's gone 😅 Delivered
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judebellingham Congrats Alexia! And lovely meeting you, YN! liked by 193 others ↳ username1 👀 ↳ username2 eh, please no? 😰
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alexiaputellas I love you.
marisabel_rguez We screamed so loud when she won! ↳ bff3 I'm pretty sure they could have heard us in France if they tried!! ↳ yourusername 🥺 ↳ bff2 Congrats Alexiaaa! ↳ marisabel_rguez Award to the most beautiful girl in the audience went to you btw! 😁 ↳ albaps9 oh oh oh! what award did i get? ↳ yourusername the most annoying girl in the audience 🤣 liked by bff1
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albaps9 I LOVE YOU 😊
bff2 Yaaaaay, Alexia!!!
janafernandez3 😍
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username2 YES ALEXIA!!!
yourusername t'estimo 🥺
username3 So well deserved 🥺
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sofie.svava Is it as heavy as it looks? ↳ marisabel_rguez I don't know, she only let me touch it for five seconds, not hold it 😪 ↳ alexiaputellas How are you complaining when my sister is yours to hold as you please? ↳ marisabel_rguez 🤐 ↳ alexiaputellas I thought so! 😜
bff1 togeeeether, foreeeever ↳ albaps9 we're misa, and alexia ↳ yourusername ✨best friends! ✨ ↳ username1 the linda and heather meme? stop 😂 ↳ username2 im living for them taking the piss out of ale and misa 🤣
username3 we've come a looooooong waaaaay
username4 can someone edit this cute picture next to the pk pic 🤣
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albaps9 I love how misa has just accepted you're all a package deal yourusername uhhh it's the other way around, if they want me, they get misa too 🥺 liked
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yourusername: house cooling party! saying goodbye in style. thank you for making me feel home on the best and worst days of my life. Liked by bff1, albaps9, marisabel_rguez and 1,893 others
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alexiaputellas It was a fun night 😁
username1 wait, leaving? to where 👀 ↳ username2 Madrid, duh ↳ username1 you think so? ↳ username2 Where else? 😅
bff3 Finally found use again for that karaoke machine again, hm? ↳ yourusername and i'm sure the neighbours loved it too!
bff1 goodbye to my second home. i won't forget you 💔 ↳ bff2 And I'm sure it won't forget you either 🤣
albaps9 HOUSE cooling party? pffff your flat's the size of a shoebox ↳ yourusername WAS. i'm upgrading 😌
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marialeonn16 Bye tiny laelia, we'll miss you!
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bff1 i'm honestly heartbroken and it's not even sarcastic this time ↳ bff2 Sigh, me too 😕 ↳ yourusername no please don't say that. i've already stalled packing my last few things 😔 ↳ bff3 Can we come over? ↳ bff1 yes please, can we? ↳ yourusername please!!! and never forget that my door will always be open for you guys, no matter where i live 😞
username1 but hello madrid? 👀 liked by 21 others
albaps9 still in denial but oh well, little sisters have to spread their wings and leave the nest some day i suppose. going to miss being able to show up at random times for sleepovers with you. ↳ yourusername alba 😔
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Alexia Hey Misa. We spoke about this already, but I just want to say it one last time. I wish you and Y/N all the best together in Madrid, you're part of our family and I love you for how you love her. And I know you know this and will do this, but please take care of our laelia. Please. She's always been our entire world and I'm still a little reluctant letting her go where I cannot be there for her. But I know she has you now, which is the next best thing 😉But truly, I trust you with her. I know we've come a long way when it comes to that, but I speak the truth when I say that I am so grateful that it's you who has her heart. Don't be hard on each other when things get a little difficult in the beginning. You both haven't lived with someone for a while, so it will take some time to adjust to each other, no matter how much you love one another. But if anyone can do it, it's you two. It feels a little silly that I'm hurting so bad, but that kind of also means you're the right person for my sister. Because if you weren't, I wouldn't be hurting that hard, because I'd know she'll come back to us eventually. I'm not so sure that's the case this time. You've got her heart now, and like it or not, I don't think you'll ever get rid of her even if you wanted to jaja. She really loves you, Misa. She's never loved someone so hard. I can see that what you have is forever, even if it's only been a year. I don't think I'll ever be able to thank you enough for what you've done for her, the way you love her and did so even when she needed time. Your patience, respect and gentleness with her has earned you our love and respect. I guess I also kind of want to apologise again for what I whispered into your ear all those months ago after the PK. Because you're family. Vale? You are. Never forget.
Misa Hey. Thank you for telling me all of this, and for trusting me to take care of her. I know how close you all are and I actually feel really terrible for plucking her away from you, from her familiarities and her routines and her people. I know it was her own decision and that she really wants this, despite feeling a little torn too. If I could, I would have us live closer to you all. I know how lucky I am with her loving me so much that she wants to make a lot of sacrifices for me, but I also can't help but feel really bad about it. She's starting all over again and that can be scary, but I'm going to make sure that she feels at home and safe and loved over here, I promise you. That she'll settle in quickly and that she will never forget she's my world. That she doesn't feel like she made all those sacrifices in vain. You can trust me that I'll keep to my promise, Alexia. She's my entire world, and I have loved her for longer than I even realised myself. I know it might be a little challenging at first, but after the obstacles we went through together, I know this will only be a small bump. I'll make sure to schedule regular visits to Barcelona, even if our schedules get a little busy. I don't want to come in between the bond she has with you and her friends. I would never want to take that away from her, which is why I feel so guilty that I'm indirectly kind of doing exactly that. I actually wanted to pass up on the place we found and wait with looking for anything until after the world cup, so that she wouldn't already be by herself right away. But she insisted and I have to agree, it's the perfect place for us. I think her friends are planning to stay some weekends with her while we're in Australia, so that does ease my mind. And you're also always welcome to stay and visit us, Alexia. Actually, I'd love if you could come over for a few days during our time off after the world cup. I think she'd really appreciate it. Just keep it a surprise, for now? Anyway, I have to go back to painting the next layer in the living room so all the painting is done when she arrives, jaja! She gave me clear instructions which colours to use and where. She got really serious about it and it made me love her even more. But thank you, Alexia. You mean a lot to me. I will forever cherish you and your sister. I promise you.
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the problem with me is that yes my brain works very hard but no that doesn't mean im smart but unfortunately all my friends have some good useful and logical and (for want of a better word) normal smartness and shut up i know you're reading this dont try to argue with me you know im right you know you have a fucking badass brain okay okay
and they could be like, "hey wanna know word lore. its exactly what it sounds like." and like that shit is awesome im just saying like i wanna know about the sounds my mouth is making that we call words give me your knowledge o great abnormal one
or "hey cool bug its actually a schlorpus glorpus morpus borpus but more commonly called a little guy like how youve referred to it here i like this bug very much do you wanna hear about rocks now" and like yeah of course tell me about all the rocks and all the bugs give me your knowledge o great strange one
or "hey wanna print a brain" or "hey wanna hear about dingusology" or something etc and then you know the drill by now "hey speaking of drills did you know tjsyjfuwjfjeucrjhdhfhwufjeh" and its like wow great amazing i actually didnt know that give me your knowledge o great weird one
but i reckon if i got all my friends into a circle and its the circle where you reveal interesting cool facts and show off how huge and smart your brain is make sure you are very impressive and say lots of cool words circle
it would land on me and i'd be like
"ok so hold on let me get my phone out real quick ok this is billy mcmarbles alright i made him the fuck up" and then start yapping about how billy mcmarbles can turn into a dragon or some shit and all his friends are wizards or something and how the princess secretly really wants to make out with him and also billy mcmarbles is scared that his wizard friends find him weird cuz he has scary dragon powers and the village is scared of him cuz of his dragon-ness but in the end of the story he learns that just because hes a weird dragon boy doesnt mean hes any less deserving of kindess and he learns the value of believing in himself also he marries the princess
and then its the next person's turn and they start talking about space and im thinking "damn why didnt i talk about space i like space too but god they are so much better at liking it than i am wait that sounds so fucking stupid oh my god im an idiot holy fuck nobody fucking cares about billy mcmarbles im not smart i only created an entire world in my brain with a whole storyline and everything but thats not smart thats just storytime but you know where i can talk about my problem now? tumblr dot com that sounds great lets go there"
what was i saying again oh yeah my friends are all so cool and smart hi i love you and your iq of like 800 can you give me some pls i have like 5 braincells and all they wanna do is sit down and have storytime what are they doing oh my god we are cooked hi i love you hi hello
tldr either i am an actual idiot or i have discovered the wonders of childlike imagination and i do not want to go back
im like.... stop... learn some cool facts learn more about space be the space person and im like.... noooo i like my things that ive made up i wanna make more i wanna make more i wanna make more im gonna be the cool person that has fun ideas not good ideas but fun ones fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun fun
sometimes i think about the saying "imagination is intelligence playing" and that just makes me go like "all im hearing is that i am secretly a big genius and i know everything im just having fun with it lmaooooooooooooo"
this is weirdddd i used to actually know things but then i think at age 13 my brain realized that i can just use my knowledge for whatever i want and i dont have to know normal smart things. my first order is to have more fun"
"are you neurodivergent :3" my friend. my buddy. pal. have a guess.
or maybe im neurotypical but just weird n dumb idk lol
anyway hi friends ur all fucking weird absolutely strange what even are u guys /EXTREMELY POSITIVE LIKE SERIOUSLY hi i love you
#sosoribro rambles#yap sesh!!!!!!!!!!!#disclaimer billy mcmarbles is not an actual oc that i have he will never become an oc do not get hyped he isnt real#and todays episode of i have no bloody clue what my brain is doing ever but its fun sometimes but not all the time but sometimes sometimes
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your mutual friend group is terrifying and i love it
PFFFFTTTTtttTttTT I am glad to hear this, anon xD Honestly my random morbid cannibalism jokes is not even our final form, usually it goes more like:
nobody:
me, hyperexcited: GUYYYS GUYS I just realised something after playing BLORBOrne for 50th time, I am such a dumbass ahaha! Turns out that there is a very hard to see detail in the data of Boris (datamined by Russian hackers: ( x ))! The shade of his right eye is kinda white-ish which lines up with theme of losing eye color upon becoming a furry, so despite boasting about his grip he has been secretly reading furry pr0n comics more than he should have! (tagged: #blorborne #boris the cocksucker #blorborne observation #as usual I notice this kind of shit too late AAAAAAAAA #listen it is 5 AM don't @ me)
someone: Katy pls I don't even know who Boris IS 😭
me: What do you mean, he is an easy to miss summon in Horse-Plinked Village!!! By the way, there is a bunch of lore that can be concluded from his items that he never uses but they are in the game files, even though he doesn't have any dialogue!
someone: 😭😭😭
my friends FANDOMette, Wow and Chicken: *reblogging* (tagged: #this is sooooo interesting #really nice observation I never thought about that #I am NOT normal about this #blorborne #boris the cocksucker #nice to finally see more ideas about boris)
fareehaandtheitalians: Girl this is incredible I HAVE NO WORDS, I feel like I am gaining Insight points when I am reading your posts
Jara that reads like 'jara' and not like 'yara' lol: *reblogging* (tagged: #yeah nobody is really safe from corruption in this setting #just like in real life xd #no wonder that I like this game so much because it is just as hopeless as reality #xd #bloorborne)
Chicken: *reblogging from Jara that reads like 'jara'* *screenshot of the tags* GIRL ARE YOU OK 💀💀💀
me: *reblogging from Chicken* NO ONE WITH AT LEAST A BASIC AMOUNT OF BRAINCELLS CAN FEEL OK IT IS NO ONE'S FAULT THAT YOU THINK LIFE IS ANYTHING BUT FARM OF SUFFERING
me and Chicken: *start fighting in the reblogs with progressively ridiculous points about meaning of life and idiotic memes*
fareehaandtheitalians: *already started doodling a meme based on this, as if to immortalize it in a tapestry*
Boom: *reblogging the showdown at its final point when me and Chicken already obliterated one another into a bloody mess* (tagged: #ehehe #stay silly you two!)
other Elden Twink mutuals: *eat popcorn*
Comic: *reblogging* WHY CAN'T YOU TWO BE LEFT WITHOUT BEING WATCHED FOR EVEN ONE DAY?!
Jara that reads like 'jara': Lol I made everything become cursed again xd
Chicken: No, Jara (reads like 'jara'), it is not your fault! You see, none of this would have happened if SOMEONE finally admitted that they are simping for [insert a character that either has the worst haircut in the setting or is so generic-looking that it actually embarrasses me]
robertzombie: *reblogging* She WHAT? People in this fandom have the worst taste I swear
me: You see FRIEND, we will know who ACTUALLY has a bad "taste" when I try a meal out of certain "bird" if you see what I mean.....
Fandomette: KATY NO, DON'T EAT YOUR FRIENDS... You wanted to eat Mewmecolash or something stop 😭
me: WHY ABSOLUTELY EVERY SINGLE PERSON IS SO DEADSET ON OUTING MY SECRETS FOR RANDOM PEOPLE TO READ?????? (tagged: #lmao as if anyone is going to read us after shit like this)
Chicken: THIS IS REVENGE FOR YOU MOCKING MY SON SURPHERROTH MWAHAHAHAHA
me: I AM ENDING THIS POINTLESS FIGHT HERE BECAUSE UNLIKE YOU PUNKS I HAVE SOME REALLY IMPORTANT THINGS TO DO *spends the rest of the day napping or watching cursed Elden Twink challenges letsplays*
Wow: *messaging me in Discord* Dammit what was THAT hahaha
me: Thank you for NOT having my back as usual, well, at least you are good for finishing a dumb post with lol
#LOL!!!!!!!!!!#i am glad!#ask replies#mutuals#no context#shitposting#lore council#okay sorry I won't do it again xddddd
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