#like she kinda realizes shes gay in the 40s and is in denial for a while

[reidanart]

I think part of the problem with Edward (apart from the control issues and being in a relationship with a child) is that we never get to know more about him from when he was human.

I don't even know what his eye color was, and believe me, I looked!

I just keep having these scenes in my head where Edythe and Bella are talking about her past and what she was like before she was turned. Maybe she has an old picture of herself from before? Maybe she has some from the 30's, the 60's???

So here's Edythe in like 1917ish based on some fashion plates!

[redladydeath]

random little details for the octogoblin corpse bride au that i’ve been coming up with for the past week

Norman’s green bc of rot

Gobby’s the worm

Norman’s got a fire poker sticking out of his torso as a reference to the glider

We assigned Amberson the Barkis role so like. he accidentally kills Norman during an argument because Norman’s refusing to go along with his plan for him to marry some heiress, take her money, and run. He hides the body in the forest and then 20 years later tries to go through with the plan himself with Rosie.

Otto’s parents weren’t able to find him a wife until he was like 40 because of the scandal

N&O as wide-eyed, idealistic 20 year olds who truly believe they can make their plan work. Twenty years later, Otto is jaded and world-weary, but Norman is frozen in time as the idealistic young man he once knew who still thinks they can find a way to be together

What if they used to have a “knight in shining armor” thing when they were young? Like, Norman would half-jokingly say that Otto was going to be the one to rescue him from his abusive family one day and he ends up being right, just. twenty years off and under very different circumstances

Thinking about little baby Otto sneaking his way to Norman’s house in the dead of night, terrified but invigorated, thinking they’re about to run off and start their new life together, only to be caught, told that Norman Isn’t Here Anymore (they say he left without him), and returned to his parents, heartbroken and humiliated. And then spending the next twenty years believing that Norman abandoned him/was just manipulating him the whole time, only to reunite with him on his wedding day and learn the dark truth

“Otto, what happened to you? You look like you’ve aged twenty years!” “…my brother in christ you are literally a corpse”

During the wedding rehearsal, Otto’s already nervous as hell and is only made 10x more so when his ex’s dad walks in to watch bc he still lives in town and, even after 20 years, still holds a grudge against the Octavius’ for “turning his son gay.“ Otto accidentally setting Rosie’s mother’s dress on fire was honestly one of the better outcomes for this situation

The other villains are the denizens of the underworld

“Arghhh! Why can’t you understand?! She’s my fiancee! You’ve been dead for twenty years! I’ve moved on, Norman!”

Norman feels bad that he “lost” his original engagement ring. Otto lies and says that his family just so happened to find it a while back and it’s back at his house— all he needs to do is go back to the surface and get it.

When they get to the surface, Norman’s initially like “I’ll go there with you! :D” because he’s kinda in denial about being a decades-old corpse. Otto convinces him to wait in the clearing by telling him he wouldn’t want to be seen by Otto’s parents or else they might get angry. He doesn’t stay put for very long though because Gobby is an agent of chaos.

Harry, Larry, Flo, and Moe are Otto’s childhood pet snakes that Norman gives him back as a wedding present

“But first, a toast! To my dear son: always the best man, never the groom! Tell me, Norman, how does it feel to always want something you can never have?”

Amberson: *impales his son on a fire poker* Amberson: how could Octavius do this

Norman is legit about to kill Amberson during the climax, but chooses not to, although he gets what he wanted like one minute later though, so…

Playing the piano together was something Norman and Otto used to do when they were young

Thinking about Norman just being so terribly lonely, waiting for decades down in the underworld for Otto to come back to him

Also thinking about Otto being horribly insecure once he gets to know Rosie and realizes he likes her, feeling like he’s too old and “ugly” for her (even though they’re the same age) and that she deserves to have a young, handsome man without any of his scandalous baggage as her groom

Rosie was married to someone before she was engaged to Otto, but her previous husband divorced her when he realized she was infertile

Norman asking Rosie to “take care of him for me, would you?” during the end scene when he’s about to move on

…Wait I just realized: Rosie’s technically Norman’s step-mom for like two hours in this AU

Norman and Otto having one last tender goodbye-hug before Norman departs for the great beyond

Worm Gobby likes to pop out of Norman’s head at inopportune times with unhelpful comments

Otto didn’t recognize Norman at first because, you know, twenty years of rot. It was actually his tooth gap that got him to realize that it was him. They got five seconds of staring into each other’s eyes in disbelief/love before Gobby decided to pop out and Otto started screaming again

I feel validated in assigning Doctor Strange the Elder Gutknecht role, this seems like a very him thing to do, especially after MoM Strange: Wait! We must abide by their rules— We are amongst the living. Amberson: * dies * Strange: Okay kids, he’s all yours.

first time otto's felt alive in years and it's watching his dead teenage boyfriend waltz around a graveyard

gobby: hey dipshit, your hubby's scared of you and is trying to abandon you otto: * actually rejects norman * gobby: 🥺🥺🥺 ...you're too good for him anyway, you've got so much going for you

Thinking about the flowers in Corpse Bride!Norman’s hair. like. did he put them there himself? did they just get caught there and he never took them out? are they growing there? every option is cute/kind of sad Otto: * plucks a flower out of Norman’s hair * Norman: Ow Otto: 😶

also, not mine, but it’s too good not to share

In what would be like the piano scene Norman: Pardon my enthusiasm. Otto: I’ve missed your enthusiasm.

[tonystarkbingo]

Tony Stark Bingo Party Prompt Meme

http://generatorland.com/usergenerator.aspx?id=25057 -- we took tags from this random generator and then made up more detailed prompts from them. These prompts are open use, even if you’re not participating in the bingo, but please tag us if you write one, we’d LOVE to see what you did with it! nonsense + everyone is gay + denial : Tony+harem - Tony, while an incorrigible flirt, does not believe that anyone actually likes him, let alone as many as do. They come up with increasingly ridiculous ideas to ask him out or at least let him know they like him, while he innocently thinks they're all just such awesome friends superpowers + bodice-ripper + sad Stuckony - something set in the Regency(ish) era but with secret superpowers as an added bonus. Let’s of angst over trying to hide their secret powers, and wanting to save people without revealing themselves and also cause they’re gay. clones + nighttime + wishes Coulson/Strange (StrangeAgent? AgentStrange? DrAgent?) - Coulson ends up spending the night in the NY Sanctum. Some of the artifacts happen to be particularly sensitive to subconscious fantasies... and isn't it lucky that cloning himself happens to be one of Strange's powers? cruising + flashbacks + bad boys Winteriron possible future Stuckony - small warning for drinking mention - Tony is driving around to distract himself so he doesn't get drunk. He gets in an accident because he is not actually in a state to drive. The accident is comparatively harmless, the flashback to his convoy being attacked in Afghanistan is less so. When Tony wakes up in the hospital he learns that the person who dragged him from his car to safety is one James "Bucky" Barnes, resident motorbike riding bad boy heartthrob and friend/visitor of Steve "regular ER customer" Rogers, who's his hospital roommate. room service + lifeguards + sharing Tony is a lifeguard who takes his job very seriously. He's attending a convention-slash-training seminar at a posh uptown hotel, but then there's a knock at the door. He opens it to find two room service carts, both with order slips on them that indicate they're actually destined for another room. Rather than call the obviously harried and beleaguered bellboy back, he pushes them down the hall himself and knocks on the door... which is answered by none other than the hot beefcake fellow-lifeguard that's been distracting Tony all day. They end up sharing the enormous amount of food... and then maybe some more. :wink: overthinking + pity sex + customer service Tony just turned 40, he's been friends with Bucky and Nat for forever, and they'd been each other's marriage backups for the longest time, like, if they weren't married at 40, they'd marry whoever wasn't married either in their little trio. Only, two years prior, Buckynat became husband and wife and so he's having a little pity party on his floor at the Tower, drinking virgin mojitos and seriously consider a particular customer service to cheer himself up in one way or another - might as well get an orgasm, as shitty and sad as it may be, it's his birthday ffs - but then Bucky and Nat appear in his elevator, and they pull him off the couch he's been sprawled on for three hours, and Nat is the first to kiss him, and he's too stunned to react much but when he does question wtf is happening, Bucky shushes him and Tony lets him. The next morning he is evidently convinced it was all just pity sex, or a kink of theirs or whatever.... certainly nothing to do with the fact that they've been courting him forever and got tired of waiting for him to step out of ObliviousStarklandia. Of course not. wolves + romantic friendship + wigs Okay, so, someone has been doing an excellent job of hiding his baldness from someone else, with whom he's been in a long term best-friends-but-in-love not-quite-relationship. He's got an elaborate series of wigs, and over the years he's gradually been replacing them with slightly more grey ones so that someone else doesn't realise. Aaaand then someone gets bitten by a werewolf, and when he shifts for the first time he is completely bald and the secret is out. accidental relationship + butt dialing + warlocks Tony Stark is not happy with today's mission, not like there's an occasion to enjoy dealing with magic. But now he's in a relationship with Bucky, which is not bad, that man is gorgeous, but this is not the way. He's ranting about it to Jarvis and doesn't realize that he sat on his phone nor that he dialed the other supersoldier in the team until he hears a muffled laugh beneath him. He's going to kill that warlock smuggling + fear + road-trip okay, a Star Wars AU. Farmboy Peter is fleeing from stormtroopers who found out his parents were Jedi. He runs into smuggler Tony and they take off in Tony's ship for an extended road trip in space. possession + loving marriage + gardens & gardening Pepperony, Morgan insists there's a spirit possessing the garden because she's seen the plants dancing. Turns out they've accidentally created sentient plants and Tony is like nope, call somebody else, I do mechanical engineering and they call Dr. Cho to fix it. The marriage is in there somewhere I promise  idiots in love + bonding + resurrection Ironhawk - Clint tries to get Lucky back after he goes over the rainbow bridge, but he can’t actually read latin and ends up bringing back Tony from the 18th century.  And poor Tony gets Clint as his guide to the 21st.  Shenanigans and eventual fluffy ending improv + cultural appropriation + shield maidens After the Battle of New York, Tony's interviewing Thor about Asguardian tech and learns that they have all kinds of shielding devices, and gets interested in trying to replicate what Thor describes just in case aliens decide to pay a call on Earth again. Thor, for his part, is kinda shocked that Earth doesn't have any such shields, though on the other hand it is Midguard, so. You know. Tony gives it a shot and a couple weeks later he's launching the satellites into orbit for a preliminary test of the shields. He intends to test them with SI tech developed from seized Chitauri tech, but before he can get the chance an alien army shows up, guns blazing and very mad about something. The shields hold, thankfully, and the aliens send a strongly worded letter informing him that he has infringed upon their religious and cultural traditions by putting the Stark logo on them. Their planet was visited centuries ago by time-travelers that greatly influenced their culture, religion, government, etc. These time travelers carried devices with that same Stark Logo on them. The Stark Logo has become a complex cultural symbol over the centuries, and they don't appreciate him using it on war tech, even if on shields. Eventually, they figure out that the time travelers' tech was Tony's tech, and agree to leave in peace, but only after Tony spends a terrifying couple of days trying to improvise his way through a diplomatic disaster with an alien power. vampire family + slapstick + loss WinterIronWidow: So, Natasha's been a vampire for a long time, and she's lonely, so she decides to take on some mates, enter established relationship WinterIron. She vampirises them, which leads to Tony having fits about GARLIC and my god, I'm ITALIAN, you horrible woman!  And Bucky's like "I'm... CATHOLIC?? OM-- I can't even say G-- now??" awkwardness + chatting & messaging + shyness Tony doesn't understand why everytime Bucky comes into the lab, Dum-E tends to drop whatever he's holding and go hide in his charging station. Dum-E's always a bit clumsy and silly but this is more than usual and Tony's worried that Dum-E doesn't like Bucky or something like that. Anyway after much discussion, with JARVIS as translator and go-between, it turns out that Dum-E has developed a bit of a crush on Bucky's fancy robotic arm. Which ends up of course being a hilarious & awkward situation for all involved. candles + explosions + blind date tony gets bullied by pepper to go on a blind date to get out of his funk, she insists that this Matt Murdock character is the perfect date and Tony will like him. reluctantly tony goes to fancy restaurant and meets Matt Murdock and they hit it off instantly the little snarky assholes. they have a nice dinner by candle light and it's all going so well up until dessert when they order some kind of chocolate lava cake which was tragically not cooked properly and ends up exploding on both of them and bam they fall in love and live happily ever after skeleton puns + reincarnation + deus ex machina A snap, that was all it took to snuff out something so bright amidst the rubble of what was once New York City, and, with Tony gone for good, the living seem rather, well…dead. Until, one day, someone they all thought long dead returned to them, a blue cube glowing in his grip and a sweet promise of a new beginning dripping from his lips. But of course, no new beginning comes without a price laundry + tenderness + dialogue “I hate laundry,” Morgan declared after trying to refold her sweatshirt for the seventh time. “Me too kiddo,” Tony whispered back, sneaking a glance over his shoulder to Pepper who was putting clothes into the wash. “But that’s why we do it together. It gets done and we don't have to do it alone.” world domination + paranoia + everything hurts Tony knew what was coming, he knew. He’d seen the future and he knew. The Kree were coming - why would no one believe him? Not his husband, not the team, not even his own son. He kept convincing them they had to suit up and defend the planet and Steve and Peter kept telling him that a engineering professor from Cal Tech can’t do that, that this suit he talks about is only in his delusions. But he’s not paranoid. Or crazy. Or any of those other words. He is Iron Man. He just has to convince everyone else. feels + useless lesbians + Santa's workshop Toni doesn’t think anyone could accuse her of overflowing with Christmas spirit. That hasn’t stopped the rest of the Avengers from turning the “festive cheer” dial up to eleven, and Toni thinks she might just have to spend the whole next month hiding in her workshop. (Hey, she let DUM-E wear a Santa hat – that has to count for something.) Too bad Jamie Barnes – cyborg superassassin extraordinaire, Captain America’s best friend, and Toni’s big gay crush – has gotten the exact same idea. Now the rest of the team thinks they’ve got a “thing,” and Toni can’t decide which is worse: putting up with the Avengers’ not-so-subtle attempts at matchmaking, or spending all her time with the woman she loves and who she is absolutely, 100%, totally certain doesn’t reciprocate. Getting through this holiday season without having her heart broken might just take… a Christmas miracle. shapeshifting + secret organizations + nurses “C. Barton - Orderly.”  That’s what his tag said.  But only a very few people knew exactly what kind of hospital Saint Natalis actually was, and just how busy they could be during the full moon. kissing games + pirates + book stores Tony always thought that the shop had a mind of its own. The books were one thing, whispering their secrets to patrons who managed to find their way to it. Jarvis always did warn him not to touch any of the artifacts. The "DO NOT TOUCH" signs plastered all over the crates. So maybe it was his fault that he managed to summon 'Buccaneer Barnes' after touching the shiny pirate sword. "Let's play a game. If you win, I'll help you put all those runaway monsters that jumped out of the books. If I win, you owe me a kiss. Whatdaya say Stark?"

[stansbooty]

okay so i imagine sometime in eddie’s twenties (before he meets myra) he has a huge falling out with his bitch of mom and goes through a rebellious phase and he tries drugs (which he doesn’t like and doesn’t do again), he sucks a few dicks (but totally no homo bc gay denial ya know) but mostly he gets a shit ton of tattoos. the first couple don’t really mean anything but eventually some designs start like calling out to him. he can’t really tell anyone and even figure out himself why he feels to strongly about getting a tattoo of a small paper boat, or getting the word lover across his chest or why when he gets the stupid one of a pair of oversized glasses he starts crying in the tattoo shop and so many others. he meets myra and she kinda “pulls him together” (controls him) and he goes back to being a not risk taking guy. but when he goes back to derry when he’s 40 and he sees all the losers he suddenly realizes what all the tattoos are for he legitimately sobs bc he loves the losers so much and didn’t even know it

[loveisinthe-aira-blog]

How to deal with your shitty-haired best friend crushing on you

A quick long guide by Bakugou Fucking Katsuki.

1.    Make sure said shitty-haired best friend knows that the fact he's gay as fuck doesn't bother you. There’s no way in hell it would. Also, he's the first person on this planet that really befriended you. He could even be the fucker who chomps into their KitKat fully and you'd be "oh, yeah, I'm cool with that". Actually, he might be that fucker. That's the coming out you should brace yourself for.

2.    Try to not let him know that you realized he unconsciously stares at you, sometimes. Like, in the gym, in the changing room, or in the public bathroom. Okay, he stares a lot of times. But he ain't a creep like the grape fucker. He's no stealth master either, but he'd be mortified if he realized you caught him. And you want none of that. Never.

3.    Don’t you ever push him away when he goes into full PDA mode just because those DAs are P. You know he doesn’t do that on purpose. Sometimes, he just forgets you’re not alone. He’s damn airheaded like that. But he’s also mindful, so you show him how to be a stealth master. Just flick him or something. He’ll understand. He reads you like a fucking open book, so he’ll understand for sure, and you won’t have wronged him behaving like the ass you like to be… to anyone else. Two frigging birds with one stone.

4.    Don’t you either push him away when the P in DA becomes “private”. You don’t actually mind if it’s like that. No point in denying. Also, there ain’t a damn point in being a wimp and in refraining yourself, you know? Shit, use those hands to do something other than exploding things. You know you want to.

5.    Don’t meddle when he stops to talk with another guy. Even if there’s no freaking way they match, or if the prick obviously doesn’t deserve him, or if you just know that prick’s going to break your friend’s damn soft heart. They’re only talking, for fuck’s sake. Not your business in the first place, even if they weren’t doing only that. Let them fucking be.

6.    Apologize because in the end you didn’t let them fucking be, and we all knew that.

7.    Actually, just apologize whenever the hell you have to. He deserves that for putting up with your shit all the time.

8.    Ignore when some very gay stuff slips from his mouth. He’s the one who’s most embarrassed ‘bout it. When that very gay stuff is aimed at you (ergo, most of the time) take the compliment and let go. It’s not like it makes you feel uncomfortable, and fuck, he takes enough mocking from dumb Ducktape and dumber Pikachu.

9.    Remember to smack them later, but only when your shitty-haired friend and Fucking Princess Bubblegum can’t see you – ‘cause she would mock you for being a protective “boyfriend”, and you’d have to hear her fake “what, you’re a boy and his friend” speech again. Now, why do you even hang out with them?

10.    Well, okay. Sometimes they can be funny. But they can also be a pain in the ass, so hang out with your shitty-haired friend more. You’re biased and who cares. They probably know that already. And if you do avoid hanging out with them, they can’t make a fuss about the “boy and friend” thing. Sounds like the perfect plan.

11.    Shit, alright, they’re more fun than a pain, so hang out with them, too. But don’t let ‘em know that you actually like doing that. They’ll never let you live past it.

12.    Back to the point, and now, you jackass, read carefully. Here comes the important part.

13.    Your shitty-haired best friend also wants to hang out just with you, so take the chance.

14.    Don’t think about the damn reason, nor of the way his eyes linger on you. They’re soft these times, but it’s all the same as in point 2.

15.    Don’t think about a lot of things. Especially when he looks at you and his eyes aren't longing nor soft, but just sad. Try not to think that maybe you do know the reason why. Try not to think that maybe it’s your damn fault.

16.    Fail in both things. Try again.

17.    Stay in that frail denial as long as fucking you can.

18.    Exit denial when, in the end, your best friend falls apart and tells you he’s in love with you, but doesn’t ask you to love him back.

19.    Goddammit.

20.    …

21.    God fucking dammit.

22.    First of all, calm the fuck down. You’re a mess right now, but sure as hell he’s in a worse state, and you can see that ‘cause he isn’t shedding any damn tear. And you know how much of a crybaby he is. His eyes are sad like you never saw them, but he’s smiling. Like he knew the answer all along but told you anyways, because he’s like that, isn’t he? He couldn’t keep lying, staying in denial as you were so ready to do. He’s always been a better friend than you, after all. Hell, a better human being.

23.    Fucking apologize because you don’t know what else to do, and try not to puke as if he punched you when he says “No, Bakugou, please. Don’t apologize. You didn’t do anything wrong, you’ve just… been yourself. And I… I couldn’t help it. I’m so sorry. It’s all my fault”.

24.    It’s not anyone’s damn fault, but you both don’t believe that.

25.    Go to bed. Sleep it off. Wake up and think about it again.

26.    Repeat for some days ‘till you wake up, think about it, and you can’t help but feeling only fucking flattered. Nothing else to say here.

27.    Next thing, act like you always do. Don’t you distance yourself, and hell, don’t let him distance himself. He’s your best friend, no matter what.

28.    Don’t believe him if he says he needs some time to make it alright again. There’s nothing not right in how he feels, and no amount of time would help. Time without you means time he’d spend alone. Blaming himself. Worrying he might be losing you. No shit, stick to him like sweat to skin. He’s not losing any damn thing and you better make that clear.

29.    Fucking tell him if you have to, even if that makes his eyes water and his lips tremble.

30.    Don’t let him cry, but give him a shoulder to do that on if you can’t avoid it. The shoulder is a good spot. It makes it difficult for you to see him finally let it all out, and that’s for the best. Trust me, if you don’t want any trouble.

31.    While you’re at it, hug the hell outta him. It’ll make him feel better.

32.    When he calms down, if you can, try to stop him from thanking you, otherwise yell (softly) at him because he’s an idiot.

33.    Now, now remember to breathe when he sniffles a laugh and looks at you like you put the fucking stars in the sky. Actually, he’s the one who does things with the stars, since he has tones of them in his eyes. Holy shit. You do realize they’re just his tears, right? Right. As if.

34.    I warned you, you shouldn’t have seen that, but now that you did, know that you’re plus ultra fucked up. It should be clear by the fact that you’re making parallels with goddamn stars. Really, what the actual fuck.

35.    Well, apparently it’s time to realize your stupid ass has been in love with him this whole time. Congratulations, you just won the slow as fuck race.

36.    Take time to digest that. It might have been going on for months now, but to finally see it clearly, that’s another story. Maybe use that time to… yeah, take in the little things you tried not to notice ‘till now. Definitely don’t notice when he talks to another guy if you don’t want to repeat points 5 and 6 in the worst way. Stay away from there. Point 4 it’s safer. Kinda.

37.    Don’t indulge too much into it, despite the way it makes you both feel – good. For as much as your shitty-haired crush is dumb, remind the open book thing. If you start to suddenly skim longingly over his okay-not-so-shitty hair, even he’ll be able to do the math. And you’re not ready to spill your guts, yet.

38.    Wait till you are, till you don’t feel like you’re going to fuck this up before it even starts, ‘cause that’s the last thing you wanna do. This feeling, this will you have is what’s really important. No matter how much you’re sure you’re gonna be the shittiest boyfriend in the whole goddamn world, you wanna try not to be. And that’s what makes all the fucking difference.

39.    That’s why, don't let yourself set up a pity party. Yeah. You know what I'm talking about. Just. Whatever. Explodo kill your insecurities and be fucking manly. Something like that. After all, if someone like him fell for you, there must be a reason… even if you can’t see it.

40.    Apparently, he can’t see shit either ‘cause when you try to tell him (damn hard thing, by the way) he doesn’t believe you. I’m dead serious. He doesn’t believe you. The goddamn idiot thinks you’re doing it for him and flat out rejects you. How come you forgot he’s the freaking king of pity parties?

41.    Try, oh try to refrain yourself from headbutting your frigging confession directly into his brain.

42.    Instead, kiss his stupid face. Hard.

43.    Pull away. Breathe.

44.    Repeat. Harder.

45.    Now do it softer.

46.    Pull away again. Headbutt him Rest your forehead against his. Bask in his wide eyes and then wider, dumbstruck smile.

47.    Hell, allow yourself a smile, too.

48.    Then… damn if I know. Just don’t hold back anymore. Fucking love him with all you’ve got.

49.    …

50.    And yeah. Let yourself be loved, too.

A/N: This works only if the shitty-haired best friend is named Kirishima Eijirou. You heard me. Kirishima Fucking Eijirou and no one else. How come it’s a guide if it works only for you, Bakugooouu Also, no friendship harmed during the process… but maybe some friends. ‘Cuz The Awesome King of Explodo Kills smacks with his Even More Awesome Quirk. R.I.P. dumb and dumber, hell if I’ll miss you.

(Mina: He’s kidding, ya’ll, he’s a good boy-friend to us…)

[butchdaydreams]

1-90

1. How many people have you had sex with?- Exactly one 

2. Can you remember the names of everyone you’ve slept with?-Because I have slept with exactly one person, I can very easily remember all of their names :)

3. With whom did you first do the sexytimes? Was it good?- My first time was with my girlfriend at the time and it was just… okay I guess

4. What’s the best sex you’ve ever had?- Probably my last time which was an hour and a half long edging session 

5. What’s the worst sex you’ve ever had?- Definitely my first time

6. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve had sex?- I think I’ve only ever had sex in a bed which is real wild of me I know 

7. Where’s the most unusual place you’ve masturbated?- Probably in the forest while lying in a hammock

8. Have you ever been caught doing the sexytimes?- Yeah, two or three times actually. We were really bad at remembering to lock the door and her roommate would just walk in. By the end of it, she was just completely unfazed

9. If you masturbate, when did you start, and how?- I think I started kinda young, like 8th grade or so but I don’t really remember how, just that it was about the age I remember it

10. Have you ever been caught masturbating?- Yeah, once or twice but I always had my laptop open and covers over me so I just pretended like I was doing homework and no questions were ever asked

11. How would you describe your sexuality using only adjectives (describing words–busy, fluffy, squishy, etc.)?- Tacky 

12. Have you ever been in a queer relationship?- Just one

13. Have you ever been in a straight relationship?- Oh no 

14. How and when did you realize you weren’t straight?- I think it dawned on me in 7th grade when I realized that straight girls aren’t supposed to look at other girls butts, but I didn’t know that being gay was a thing until 10th grade 

15. Are you out to everyone you know?- Most everyone at school can tell because I’m a butch and thats pretty obvious, but somehow my parents still dont know

16. Where do you meet queer folks to date? Do you find it difficult?- I live in a small conservative town so it can be pretty hard to find a date. My one girlfriend was a friend of a friend that I met over the summer and she just happened to be one of the few gays in town

17. If your parents know about your sexuality, how did they react?- They don’t and I think they are in denial

18. Does your best friend know about your sexuality? How did they react?- She reacted by ceasing all contact and refusing to look at me to this day despite seeing me around campus sometimes

19. Describe your first queer kiss.- It was after the night of my first date and I was too nervous to kiss her so she had to kiss me, except I was so happy that I couldn’t stop smiling and she ended up kissing my teeth and I completely forgot to kiss her back

20. What’s the queerest shit you’ve ever done?- I’m pretty sure having literal gay sex is probably the gayest thing I’ve done

21. Are you happy with your body?- Now that I can present the way I want I’m very happy with my body  

22. What’s the raddest part of your bod, and why?- I love my legs because they are kinda muscular, and my rib area is also really attractive 

23. What do you do with your body hair (pubes, underarms, legs, etc.)?- Pretty much nothing, I’m boring and lazy

24. Do you have stretch marks? Where?- I have a lot of stretch marks because of my Elhers-Danlos syndrome, and they are basically everywhere. Tummy, hips, legs, arms, chest, back

25. Describe your nipples in too much detail.- One is an innie and one is an outie which is kinda cool

26. (Vagina-owners) Do you have an “innie” (small, tucked-in inner labia), or an “outie” (more visible/larger inner labia)?- Its asymmetrical so both

27. (Vagina-owners) Is it very obvious when you’re turned on (swelling, wetness etc.)?- Oh yes, I am a literal river when I am turned on

30. (Breast-owners) How does the size of your breasts compare? Is one bigger than the other?- I’m a 34D so I’m not sure what that means in comparison to other people 

31. Describe your most unusual/taboo fantasy.- I want to edge and then deny a girl for like 3 days in a row before finally giving her what she wants

32. Do you fantasize more about real situations, or imaginary/impossible ones?- Real ones because I like to believe that its actually a thing that could happen to me while I do it. It makes it seem more like something that could actually be happening in the moment which is what I’m after when I fantasize 

33. Who’s the oddest person you’ve fantasized about? Mostly its just faceless, generic people

34. Do you ever find yourself fantasizing absent-mindedly, or is it something you do on purpose?- I do both, sometimes I want to set it up in my mind and other times it just happens

35. Do you always fantasize while you masturbate?- Not always but more often then not I do. I’ve never been a fan of visual porn because it all seems so unrealistic, especially the lesbian stuff, so I just make up what I want in my mind

36. When you fantasize, does it usually lead to masturbation?- No, I like to wind myself up and turn myself on and then deny myself the release. Its a fun game I play with myself

37. Have you ever had sex with someone while fantasizing about someone else?- I have not, when having sex I definitely stay in the moment and don’t fantasize 

38. Do you have any celebrity crushes that you fantasize about?- I’ve never been one for celebrities 

39. Have you ever fantasized about something by accident, and felt weird about it after?- I don’t think so, I’ve never really felt bad about a fantasy

40. Describe your most sexy fantasy.- I’ll just go with my most common one because thats what I can think of at the moment. It usually starts with us getting back to my room, and as soon as the door closes I flip her around and push her up against it to kiss her, my hands sliding under her shirt to grab at her hips and waist. When my thigh slides between her legs she lets out the smallest sigh and whimper, but she needs more and her hands find their way up my shirt, drawing her nails across my back. At this, one of my hands find my way into her hair and pull her head back so that my mouth can reach her neck. I attack her neck until she gets a little louder with her sighs and whimpers, knowing that she is having a hard time holding them back. 

I don’t want her to hold them back, I want to hear every ounce of pleasure I am giving her, so this is when I remove my knee and replace it with my hand. I don’t move it, and she sits for a second motionless before grinding down on my hand, desperate to get some sort of feeling through the fabric of both her underwear and her jeans. She can’t though, and it’s not enough, so she pushes me away for a second and fumbles with the button on her jeans, eventually kicking them to the floor before grabbing by hand and forcing it back between her legs. 

I want her to want me. I want her to want me and beg for me so I tease her. I keep my movements soft and light over the fabric of her underwear. I relish in the feeling of how wet she is for me and only me. I relish in the sound of her light whining because she wants more, so much more, but I just want to remember the moment and make it last and draw out every feeling of desire and pleasure she is having so that she can feel good for as long as possible. But I am nice too, and I can tell she needs more and she can’t take take this much longer so I move the fabric of her underwear to the side…

And thats all I will give you of that fantasy unless you ask for more :)

41. How do you feel about BDSM?- I’m okay with some things but I’m also very mild mannered to begin with so some like violent things are a pass for me

42. What’s your most unusual kink?- I really……. really like edging and denial 

43. In an SM context, do you prefer giving pain, or receiving it?- Probably receiving because again, I am a mild person  

44. Do you consider yourself to be dominant, submissive, both, or neither?- Even though I am mild and both dominant and submissive, I tend to lean to the dominant side

45. Describe your most recent bondage experience.- I’ve never actually had one

46. In a BDSM context, have you ever referred to anyone as “daddy,” “mommy,” or any similar term?- I also haven’t done this

47. Do you have a kink for any bodily fluids (pee, saliva, blood, tears, cum, etc.)?- I don’t mind most bodily fluids except saliva makes me queasy, and I wouldn’t ask for any of these things but I’m okay with them if thats what my partner wants

48. Have you ever revealed a kink to someone and had them react negatively?- Most of what I want stays locked in my head :)

49. Do you have any kinks that you’re ashamed of?- I’m not ashamed, I just had no need to tell anyone

50. How much money have you spent on equipment for your kinks (toys, whips, chains, etc.)?- I’ve yet to spend any money on anything, I’m more of a use what I have or use my hands kind of person

51. (Vagina-owners) Do you ever squirt when you come?- I have not

52. Have you ever come solely from penetration (anal or vaginal)?- I haven’t, but if I get really close by other means and then switch to penetration I can do it

53. Can you have an orgasm without your genitals being touched?- I’ve never tried so I don’t really know

54. Describe how you like your genitals to be touched.- I prefer to touch other people but when I am touched I like to be touched with hands rather than toys because it feels more personal to me and its easier to hit my spots with fingers than with toys

55. How sensitive are your nipples? Does nipple play turn you on?- They are actually kinda not sensitive at all so nothing in that area particularly turns me on

56. Do you find it easier to orgasm with another person, or through masturbation?- Masturbation is easier but another person feels sooo much better when I get there

57. Have you ever had an orgasm that you weren’t expecting?- There were a couple where she was trying to edge me and then didn’t stop when I said stop 

58. Do you get off easier from rough contact, or gentle?- I do best when it starts out rough and then move to gentle, slow, very light contact

59. What’s the best orgasm you’ve ever had?- The one after an hour and a half of edging, that was a good experience 

60. Did it take you a while to have your first orgasm, or were you an early starter?- The first one I had was the first time I tried which is probably why I got hooked

61. Do you enjoy giving oral sex? Why?- I never have but it seems like something I want to do, just the idea of giving a girl pleasure in any way turns me on

62-67. N/A

68. How sensitive is your mouth? Is it an erogenous zone, for you?- My mouth is pretty sensitive but only my lips and nothing inside my mouth

69. Do you like 69ing?- I never have

70. Can you deep-throat?- I cant even brush my back molars without gagging

71-90. N/A

[bloojayoolie]

Advice, Ali, and Bad: When you want to show off your marks from knife play but don't think that would do When you realize a bunch of people here have similar kinks as you, but then realize that everyone here seems to be playing online and/or monogamous and you're a poly sub that needs physical contact. redd it When the friend that just played you twice in one night at the dungeon opens group brainstorming on mean things to do to you. iredd i well K. ireddt 344 ubmitted 2 months ar d 40 Flufty | Fuckable NSFW 19 comments share save hide give award report crosspost Submitted 2 months ago by 40 Flutffy Fuckable NSFW 25 comments share save hide give award report crosspost Fuckable N5EW 78 comments share save hide aive award report crosspost JUNE I-g d 40 Fluffy | Fuckable S. 47 points 2 months ago I got flogged on a St. Andrew's Cross and then she and another friend did wax play on me while I was blindfolded and she cut it off with a knife... And d 23 points 2 months ago 40| Fluty | Fuckable S while I was dropping and sleepy she started brainstorming "What other I can't wear my bra because itchy healing lines! It kinda feels like I'm hiding a secret... mean things can I do to Allie?" So far... Needles, sounding, fire play, blood cupping (maybe), orgasm torture (not denial), and Ummm insertions and strapon play. I have to clear some of this with my polycule. So far they all approve. t 17 points 2 months ago 40 Fluffy Fuckable Wtf is "knife play"? turns out I had an audience... I don't mind. Also H g 40 Flufty Fuckable 32 points 2 months ago Bdsm/kink play where one person takes a blade and drags it over your skin, with or without cutting. 3 points 2 months ago That... sounds really hot, except for the needles (whee, phobia). As Without cutting it can be fear play, predicament bondage, or sensation play. You can actually leave welts without drawing blood if you have a sharp enough knife. 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This is on the 'maybe' list because blood is a soft limit (almost a hard limit) for me normally, but I trust her. -frustrates sub sounds- When you miss having a dominant irl but are scared to even look for one due to how it ended last time. reddit Submitted 4 months ago by NSFW 11 comments share save hide give award report crosspost permalnk save report give award reply H 7 30 points 3 months ago just make sure not to cum on your cats ed 40 | Flufty | Fuckable permaink save parent report give award reply HM 18 points 2 months ago permalink save parent report gve award reply Ah. That sounds really intense and painful. All of this hot BDSM is more things I'd probably enjoy watching. I think wax play is about as painful as I like. 24 points 3 months ago Lots of cat qirls around here looking to get cummed on . - Lyra/Kitten/Mommy slut for ur juices HRT started 2019-1-11 4 points d 40 | Flufty | Fuckable 17 points 2 months ago I'm... Not a pain slut, but I'm a bit of a masochist... ed 40 Flufty Fuckable 11 points 2 months ago Needles came up because I really want to get my nipples pierced be willing to traln dd What I do with my pussy none of your concern and she thinks her ple And she loves marking people but scars are a hard limit for me HA Knife play is yes please, but cutting is a 'no'. It's a very fine line. (ao) HJ a 3 points 2 months ago 2.1 point 3 months ago HS Hey we got the same name (though mine spelled "Ali"). Represent I don't even have a dog to get physical contact from. permalink save parent report give award reply d 40 | Fluffy Fuckable 3 points 2 months ago It's short for Allison! :) HA n 27 points 3 months ago Poly switch transbian cuddleslut here We exist I swear. m 8 points 2 months ago H f just want to hug all the catgirls 14 points 3 months ago t H My gods, that sounds like a hell of an evening. I love seeing other keen Poly switch transbian cuddleslut doms, it makes me up my game. She does sound veeeery keen! Am glad to hear your going to have fun! t mel Hey, a e Sometimes female, sometimes enby, always kinky 5 points 3 months ago d 40 Fluty | Fuckable S. 18 points 2 months ago H There's a few of us I'm still floating a bit, 2 days later. We need to do negotiation some. She can't own me (my polycule would lose it and I love them) and that makes things a little odd. We're not romantic either. We're good friends and her alpha primal resonates wildly with my pet and prey drives. H No - LyraKitten/Mommy slut for ur juices | HRT started 2019-1-11 4 points 20 points 4 months ago Subby Introverted Kitten permalink save parent report gve award reply me too thanks (except inm actually bi not lesbian but bi culture is just I'm so sorry.... I'm sure you will find someone that will take good care of you! saying gay/les to fit in easier) t HH n I get that, sometimes a partner just clicks! Hope the comedown wasn't too hard on you. 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Basically, her PTSD and emotional issues got on top of her over the summer and instead of dealing with it she ended up abusing me pretty heavily ending with a breach of trust that left me dissociative and feeling 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable S-12 points 2 months ago ed worthless. .9 points 3 months ago Mine is complicated for two reasons: 7 months later I'm still not sexual with any of my rl partners really and I miss sub space and that feeling of belonging... And I don't even know how to go about looking for someone as a poly transbian even though I Poly Domme lesbian here we are a thing lol I have 3 partners I live with One used to be my domme, but couldn't handle the the kink community. am active 5 points 3 months ago responsibility it entailed. permairk save parent repart gnve award reply Another I'm still working out dynamics with because both of us are sub bottoms (different types) and neither of us pursue. Yes hello. If it's your girl friend who you have had for years. Do the sex at me a Subby Introverted Kitten 10 points 4 months ago C again as we commonly do. I'm so sorry.... don't feel bad. It's not silly or selfish to miss being a part of who you are... finding a new dom, I have no experience so I don't know how to help... as for permalink save parent report give award reply Things are cleared now with all but that last and I'll talk to her tonight or tomorrow. k 6 points 3 months ago Hs What 401 Fluffy | Fuckable nalun 12 points 4 months ago d n 7 points 2 months ago Oh, I dont Just needed to say something... I think the wives are tired of me having emotional breakdow can see how the history could make things complex, I'm . glad it's all been okayed with two of them, let's hope for H Je a 5 points 3 months ago the third! Then go have some fun. :P same here except sub! e Subby Introverted Kitten 6 points 4 months ago HC Hey... You can't control your emotions, if they don't want to help you through them then maybe they don't deserve you... ed 40I Flufty | Fuckable 11 points 2 months Fun either way. Just mooooooore fun with approval. Insertions and orgasm torture need approval and well... Being strapped to a table with a Hitachi bound against me and getting tortured sounds like heaven. pemalink save parent report gve award reply j 4 25 MTF, mega submissive, has a cuddle kink 6 points 3 months ago 40 | Flufty I Fuckable S6 points 4 months ago H9 Poly people unite <3 cross while filled, I have 3 partners. 1 is trans. 2 are cis female. We all live together. All, including me, suffered emotional or physical abuse when younger. They support me. They care. But if all we did was discuss our emotional issues we'd never get to the bottom of them and we still wouldn't be 'fixed' in any way. I could tell any of them that I need to cry at them and they'd be happy to listen and comfort me. It would also add to their emotional burden at a time when we've all been on the edge of breaking down. It's been a rough 2 months Not my best picture, but I dyed a huge black stripe in my hair last night and couldn the over conditioning to go away before sharing >.< (redd.it) submitted 4 munds bide give award report crosspost 5 comments sha n4 points 2 months ago HH That sounds like a lot of fun, you've given me some ideas too... My own 'cule may have say thank you at some point. here. o come pemaink save parent repart grve award reply 2 points 4 months ago I'm sure they all still love you and care about what you are going through. How elser are you supposed to fix your emotional issues if you don't talk to someone about e Subby Introverted Kiten d 40 Fluffy | Fuckable 4 points 2 :) if you want to bounce thoughts or anything feel free to pm. them... HM Oh gosh that pic hits hard... Feels like when I try to sub my emotions take over and as much as I crave it I end up bawling and scared at the slightest punishment even though I love my Dom.. He k 2 points 2 months ago Hey, little off topic and feel free to decline to answer. A few months ago I started dating two wonderful girls, and there has been talk of moving in togetherelationship, and I'm urious looking to r When you lost count at 10 already but your partner goes "congratulations, you're multi-orgasmic" and you realize she's nowhere near done yet. Submitted 3 months ago by - NSFW 56 comments share save hide give award report crosspost future b y ts 561 are going to work, is there any advice you can offer? d 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable permalink save parent report give award reply 40| Flufty 4 points 2 months Fuckable It really depends on you. We all share a bedroom. Two beds. We've had them pushed together at times for cuddle piles but right now they're separate for the convenience of a walk way. Then all our clothes go in our offices because there's no room for dressers in the bedroom pemaink save parent report give award reply 2 points 2 months ago Thank you, that's a great help. I was thinking two beds might be the answer myself but then I got in my own head about if I was just being insane... I'm sure we'll make it all make sense when it comes to it. 40 Fluffy Fuckable 2 points 2 H9 I lost count but... Gods.. gonna pass back out now.... d 40 | Flufty | Fuckable 151 points 3 months ago was near tears and too tired to scream anymore and just.. Unnnnnnnnffffff... I'm I'm starting to actually like my hair these days (40yo, 22months hrt) hotted d months 00 by ge When we had three, a California King bed worked, but someone always got stuck in the middle and overheated (usually m comment share save hide give award report crasspost permalink save parent report give award reply e 67 points 3 months ago HP it or was it after an op or anything? Holy fuck, NICE. Did you work up k 2 points 2 months ago tHe Yeah, trapping someone in the middle was also playing on my mind, constantly like 'what if they're too hot' 'what if they need to pee in the middle of the night what if they toss and turn'... I guess I just need to stop overthinking it and go permaink save parent repart grve award reply d 40| Flufty | Fuckable S 149 points 3 months ago Does not having sex for several months due to emotional instability and stress count as working up to it? I'm non-op, so no operation involved. I've been able to hit 2-5 with a lot of luck and work since about 6 months in. Mostly luck. with the flow? Tonight, my partner told me she was stone butch for the evening and I wasn't allowed to touch in response, then basically played me like a piano with the magic wand and toys and wouldn't let me orgasm for awhile. Then she ramped things up and up while still backing off every time I got close until I was basically just a needy puddle... then hit my switches all at once and wouldn't stop for a bit even when I was begging. By then I was hypersensitive and she let me calm down for just a minute and - 40 | Fluffy | Fuckable s 2 points 2 months ago Yeah.... You usually figure out what you need. Two beds with the then began teasing and realized I was still going, so she started very gentle and then kept ramping up on different places and backing off again. walkway is nice. Sometimes I miss. the huge cuddle pile while sleeping but not overheating and being able to go pee are pretty awesome Favorite memory tonight *after I suddenly came again without any idea why and sort of lost a few seconds*: permaink save parent repart gve award reply Her: "You are such a girl." Me: "What?" Her: "You just came because I told you I love you."Me: "Was that what you said?" Her: "Uh huh... and you looked really confused and went 'What the fu-" and came again." Me: "I love you too..." Also: "Oh god no stop what are you doing' isn't your safe word so I'm gonna keep going." The sexual revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race.