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[hydriadd]

okay so I am still thinking about the q!pissa kiss in prison and Phil and Missa getting jelly on behalf of the other (missa with agent 18 i’m pretty sure and phil gagging when missa hugged someone for I think an art class)

and so I give some q!Phil headcanons, since idk any for some jealous q!Missa

Phil absolutely LOVES to use his wings for Missa now that they can be out more. Rain? Wing. Cold? Wing. Wings solve everything (not rlly but they probably feel like they do for him)

So I think if q!Phil is feeling jelly bc of possible romantic affection given to q!Missa, he will wrap on of his wings, the one closest to Missa, around him, even snuggle into him if he feels like it who knows

[averydeadshootingstar]

why does time have to pass so. fucking. FAST.

[calista-222]

Bringing some happy memories home ✨

[corrodedparadox]

All better!

[home-of-the-squirmle]

Oh how you are loved

[eat-your-milk]

A Leap of Faith

EDIT: I added the upside-down version under the cut :P

[hai-nae]

i think bout young, cherub faced ghost all the time i'm afraid. simon was a stinky goth baby, ya can't change my mind on twt🔞 n bsky for wips 🔞

[shriika]

day 1 -> "from the other side"

[aardvaark]

some of sophie devereaux’s most iconic & hilarious lines, in my humble opinion:

"what kind of world would it be if everyone who committed a silly little crime went to prison? complete madness!"

"EX art thief! EX!"

"is this about fear of the russian mob, or fear of intimacy?"

sophie: "i don't have a lot of rules in this world. three, actually - don't count the money till after the con, know when to walk away from the con, and-" nate: ""the gambler"? you're basing your life philosophy on a kenny rogers song?"

[after everyone’s been making fun of her accent in the rashomon job] "i hate you all."

sophie: "nate, i have to say, of all the deceitful, unprincipled, corrupt things i've done in my entire life - nothing is as bad as..." nate: "politics?" sophie: "i can’t even say it."

"i start telling the truth all day, i stop being sophie devereaux."

nate: "you’re not supposed to root for the criminals [in movies]." sophie: "always root for the home team."

"darling, nobody knows all of [my aliases]. not even me."

[about gifts for the team] "oh, i wouldnt say ‘bought’, exactly… we, ah, obtained."

"i am a grifter. if i’m doing my job right, then the mark just… [clicks tongue and mimes turning a dial] …turns off the alarm for me."

sophie: "pack your bags everyone, we’re going to make news!" [walks away dramatically] nate: "yeah, she’s walking into the closet."

[having been shot] "you wanker!"

[transformers-spike]

mmmm the intimacy of hand holding between bots and humans

[clydimos]

I love them very much….. dav pilkey please confirm them we know you want to/J

[dubiousculturalartifact]

do you ever think about how darcy's perspective of the visit to rosings is just... a completely wild time. so like. he and his favourite cousin goes to visit with his weird aunt, and ends up running into this hot girl, that he's really kinda increasingly into? she's staying in the area for a while with her bestie. so like. he was expecting a boring social obligation visit & getting pressure into marrying his other, less favourite cousin. instead, he watches the hot girl hold her own with his aunt in conversation. she banters with him over the pianoforte and they have a Moment™. he keeps going over to the house she's staying at, just to awkwardly chill there, even though he doesn't like the other people there. has a whole conversation with her about how she wouldn't mind living far away from family, as long as she could afford the travel. he extends his visit so he can keep seeing her. when he runs into her on a walk, she makes a point of detailing the exact route she prefers to take while out walking, clearly encouraging him to join her, so he does. he has a really nice time on these walks, they spend a lot of time in companionable silence, but he manages to flirt a little by implying some stuff about the future & what their married life could be like, and they have some conversations about that. and sure, she has some family baggage, but none of them are around so it's a lot easier to ignore, y'know? so eventually he just can't take it anymore, and he shoots his shot. she clearly values honesty so he explains his scruples as well, but he thinks she's been dropping some favourable signals, so he's got a good chance, right?

and then not only she turns him down she ROASTS THE FUCK OUT OF HIM. she insults him. she insults his honour as a gentleman. she flips the fuck out about... oh yeah crap the sister thing, turns out his cousin blabbed, and then I'M SORRY YOU SAID WHAT? ABOUT WICKHAM? THIS IS ABOUT FUCKING WICKHAM, MY FUCKING NEMESIS? HE FUCKING SAID WHAT ABOUT.... OH MY GOD. oh fuck. I've fucked up so badly I need to reevaluate my entire life & risk sending a letter to an unmarried woman who hates my guts, just so i can explain shit. fuck.

[niinnyu]

Sasha! ... Sasha?

[eggbuggy]

[lambygoat]

happy pride month to tenna getting hatecrimed on live television i fucking guess

[strangerstilinski]

boyfriend™️ now in color