#like sureeeee bro

[getmeoutofhell]

Ghostface killers texting with y/n part 2!!

This is for @randymeeksistheloml

Summary: basically leaving off from last chapter. Enjoy! 🤗 part 1: chat

Warnings: Ethan gets in a argument with Billy/cussing

Roman: what did I just come back to?

Y/n: don’t worry about it. It’s just them being weird as usual

Amber: Ethan’s such a L 😭😭

Y/n: imma add him back

Quinn: why? You like my brother or something 🤨

Y/n: what? No I just wanna add him back lol

Quinn: yeah sureeeee

*y/n adds Ethan back in the chat*

Amber: aww you added him back

Y/n: 😐

Ethan: why am I back in here?

Y/n: because I added you back lmao

Ethan: oh thank you y/n ❣️

Quinn: OH?!?! Now do you believe me y/n?? 🤨

Stu: 👀👀👀

Billy: maybe E won’t be a virgin sissy no more

Amber: LMAOOO

Y/n: replying to quinn: wdym?? He literally just said thanks. Y’all really getting on my nerves. Dead ass.

Y/n: replying to billy: bro wtf

Ethan: replying to billy: wtf are you talking about?? Stfu

Billy: little bro don’t start with me

Amber: fight fight fight!!

Quinn: lemme get the popcorn 🍿

Y/n: oh shit…

Ethan: replying to billy: no because your weird for saying that. You need to stfu

Mickey: holy shit what’s going on

Roman: right I just got out the shower and all I hear is my phone dinging

Quinn: @ Richie you need to see this

Richie: see what?

Richie: replying to billy: 😂😂😂

Billy: replying to Ethan: make me bitch boy

Stu: uh oh 😰

Ethan: piss off

Y/n: everyone chill out please.

Billy: No this virgin boy mad he gets no play. He ain’t gonna do shit

Billy: @ Ethan, ain’t this you?

Amber: LMFAOOOOO 😭😭😭😭😭😭

Y/n: oh my fucking gosh…

Amber: BRO GOT CLAPPED 💀

Ethan: @ amber: bitch ain’t this you?

Y/n: 💀

Ethan: and billy bob, ain’t this you?

Quinn: BAHAHAHAH

Amber: replying to ethan: 🖕🏻

Amber: you just mad y/n doesn’t want you

Roman: hey can y’all stfu, imm tryna watch this movie and y’all keep interrupting

Mickey: this shit is so fucking funny

Billy: replying to Ethan: make sure to lock your windows tonight bitch boy

Billy: replying to Quinn: it’s not that damn funny

Quinn: yes it is

*ethan left the chat*

Billy: bitch

Stu: guys, why are we fighting?? 🥺

Billy: Stu shut the hell up

Stu: where’s Charlie??? He barley texts in here. Also billy stop being mean to me 😔

Jill replying to Roman: you can literally turn your phone notifications off dummy

Amber: where the hell you come from?

Roman: don’t start with me Jill. I’m not in the mood

Jill: replying to amber: I’ve just been enjoying reading y’all going back and forth

Quinn: weirdo.

Jill: what bitch?

Charlie: hey y’all…wtf has happened while I was gone?

Roman: a bunch clearly. Where have you been?? I was trying to call you all damn day charlie. It’s your turn to do the dishes

Charlie: chill I was with my friend. You know the one I went on a date with?

Stu: are you gonna tell us who it is yet?? 👀

Charlie: no

Billy: bro just tell us

Y/n: y’all he doesn’t have to if he don’t want to

Stu: why do you care y/n? Sus

Billy: no damn way you just said the word sus

Amber: anyways, where are we heading to next week?

Quinn replying to billy: lmaoo 😭

Y/n: were supposed to be going on a trip to Hawaii

Charlie: yeah

Roman: oh yeah the trip. I’m driving. Also please put Mickey in the damn back of the van.

Mickey: why do I have to be in the back

Roman: because you’re very aggravating sometimes and I can’t have that while I’m driving

Quinn: I’m so excited for the trip. Also who’s buying the snacks for the road???

Billy: make Ethan’s ass do it

Y/n: lol I’m buying snacks for the road

Richie: where am I sitting in the van? Don’t put me by Quinn. I still remember that piece of melted candy I had stuck on me all those years ago from her

Quinn: dramatic

Y/n: how about you guys come over and we can all watch a movie and order pizza? Just stop arguing about every damn thing

Billy: I’m not going around that virgin sissy

Stu: y/n can I got to the store with you when you get the snacks? 🤗

Y/n: ofc!! 😊

I hope you enjoyed this!! I plan on writing headcanons and maybe a whole fic about you and the group all on a road trip to Hawaii. Send in questions, I like them. 🤭

[makoodles]

Sorry for being filthy, but I want to ride wari dick, he’s doing his little desperate humping against you behind one of the houses way from everyone and you tell him you want to ride his cock, and who is he to deny his little demon? Gladly let’s you seat yourself on his dick and ride it like the pathetic slut you are as he pistons his hips into yours, hands hold your hips down so you don’t fly off from the strength of his thrusts. Your just a moaning mess, telling him he feels so good and keep going which just feeds into his ego, teases you for how desperate you are. He nibbles your neck, adding more bite marks to the fading ones. You yell your gonna cum and he just lets you make a whole mess of his lap before filling you full of his. Lovingly rubbing your stomach with a smile at the thought that you could potentially carry child, just like him and his mate talk about so much while your asleep, talk about how cute the baby would look with your soft features.

NEVERRRRRR APOLOGISE FOR BEING FILTHY !!!

i'm so behind answering my thirst asks, but bro the way i'm so obsessed with the idea of tonowari's desperate humping 😭

he for sureeeee tugs you away all the time when the stress of leading the clan just gets a little too much for him. he loves to use you like a little stress relief doll, but he's so loving and soft that he's like a big damn teddy bear

the sight of you seated in his lap, riding him, nearly knocks him flat. he loves holding onto your soft little hips as you writhe on his cock. he won't necessarily direct your speed, he just likes holding onto you!

even when you're riding him though, his hips will be humping messily up into you. it's not about taking control or anything - he just can't help himself! the two of you will be desperate moaning messes for each other the whole time y'all are fucking, like it's genuinely adorable

[jadeittic]

harry styles x reader

fc: lily-rose depp

(stfu bc im really enjoying ig aus, why have i never done this b4)

HAPPY HARRY'S HOUSE PREMIERE YALL

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yourinstagram vogueaustralia <3

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ynforevaa she is so fucking gorgeous, wanna be in harry's position rn

ynxhazza i bet harry is crying over this at this moment

yourinstagram he is, by the way. my shirt is now all wet

harryandyn i feel u harry

harrystyles I do it better, honestly.

yourinstagram are you sureeeee, your eyes are all glossy

harryfan5 NOT YN CALLING HARRY OUT

ynsandharryshouse mom i want what these two have please

zendaya a fuckin goddess

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harrystyles I do it better than yourinstagram, don't I? Thank you, vogue.

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yourinstagram woah

yourinstagram is this the guy who released harrys house today

harryfan8 HELP

vogue Thank you for Harry's House!

ynfan3 this photo is everything imo

harryfan34 its not an opinion, its a fact

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harrystyles Late night talking with her.

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harryfan4 the album is definitely about y/n im telling you

harryxyn i can just imagine late night talking with you two what a dream

ynfan7 I JUST SPAT MY WATER OH HO WI WOULD KILL TO BE WITH YOU TWO RN

yourinstagram you sleep while im telling you the best stories tho

harryxynfan how dare you harry

harrystyles It's the opposite way, really.

ynfan34 THIS IS SO CUTE FUCK ROMEO AND JULIET, I WANT WHAT THESE BITCHES HAVE.

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gemmastyles i still love yn better

harrystyles This is pure betrayal.

ynxhaz STFU THE HARRYS HOUSE REFERENCES :(((((

tomholland2013 my favorites

zendaya facts

harryfan bro i am in tears

[transbeeduo]

(I’m sorry I’m sending so many asks rn 😭)

…but like hear me out bro. physically disabled c!beeduo. Just. Aug. -💜🐝💜🐝anon

Oh for SUREEEEE c!bee r physically disabled my personal headcanons r that Tubbo’s missing his right eye and his right arm, while Ranboo uses a cane due to his bad legs post limbo, along with leg braces to help them walk n glasses (water splashing into his eyes)

[mysteriancreativity]

Ok... I Do NOT use Tumblr, but what the absolute hell did I just witness? Like SERIOUSLY WRITERS!???

I'm just DUMBFOUNDED at the shit I have just witnessed. Was Season 5 better than other seasons? YES! ABSOLUTELY! But was this what I was expecting for the finale? NO!

Like- let me just state what all is wrong with this-

1. THEIR IDENTITIES ARE STILL A SECRET.

I mean, I know, I know, now that the miraculous is with Lila or whatever that just happened at the end of the episode, it is necessary for their identitIes to be a secret, But COME ON!

Wasn't this season the last one according to their old plans? They had Adrinette, FINALLY, and I do acknowledge that- but the sheer nonsense it is to say that THEY DEFEATED "MONARCH" and yet their identities are a secret???

I mean- MARINETTE DOESNT EVEN KNOW somebody took the miraculous... So whhyyy

2. WHAT THE ABSOLUTE - was the last scenes???

Like I'm fine with their identities being kept a secret, I Have to be.

But WHY THE HELL did they make GABRIEL AGRESTE, A GUY WITH NO ACTUALLY RESPECT FOR ADRIEN, A GUY WHO ABUSED HIM FOR YEARS ON END JUST BCZ HIS WIFE IS GONE, AND WAS WILLING TO BELITTLE HIS SECRETARY, WHO DESPITE KNOWING HIS BULLSHIT PERSONALITY DECIDED TO STAY WITH HIM, A FREAKING HERO!???

Like Bro- "I'm sorry, plz redeem me and keep my truth a secret!? What-!??? Whyy!???

WHY ARE U STILL SHELTERING ADRIEN TOO!??? AFTER ALL THAT HE WENT THROUGH, DOESNT HE DESERVE TO KNOW???

That scene in London really hurt my heart, seeing him and Kagami suffer so much. But ofc they had to throw all the development they made out of the window.

Like, OF COURSE~ I'LL KEEP IT A SECRET EVEN THOUGH I KNOW UR A HORRIBLE MAN WHO TERRORISED PARIS FOR THE PAST 1-2 YEARS. SUREEEEE~

Their moment at the end of it seems to not even be real to me for some real. Like I CAN'T?

This just feels like a poorly written fanfic, and that too a HORRIBLE one. I much rather prefer the one in Elation and ep 24 than this. THAT FEELS REAL. This is not.

Just this Universe doesn't feel real to me. It just seems like a dumb excuse for a perfect reality, when in truth nothing is 'perfect' to begin with. I mean, to me this just seems like the villians one than the heroes themselves.

And isn't Cat Noir a part of the main duo? Then WHY ON EARTH was He not there for the 'final battle against Hawkmoth/Shadowmoth/ Monarch or whatever he wants to go by.

Wasn't this the tale of Ladybug AND CAT NOIR? Like, I can accept what Adrien's situation was but you gotta be kidding me.

LB and CN became heroes BECAUSE of the emergence of Gabriel Agreste as Hawkmoth. If it began with them, it should also end with them.

Case closed.

[winderlylandchime]

2/2‘HA HIS NUMBERS ARE FALLING! BRIAN WHY ARE YOU BACK HERE?!?! This is pathetic! Since when does he care about a kids basketball game. Brian come the fuck on. This is ridiculous! Oh look carl and Deb. I am confused how i feel about him..never fucking mind, i am no longer confused. Fuck you dude.’ That heartbreaking scene with Ted showing up drunk is on ‘This is bad. I don’t think Ted is okay. Dude this is clearly a problem now.. HE JUST HURT EMMETT! Poor Emy. Oh no he’s an alcoholic isn’t he? Fuck this is not cool. This really isn’t his season. Not to sound like a heartless bitch right now but where is Bri-OH COME ON WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SHOW ME THIS OG TRUMP BITCH?! Oh sureeeee it had nothing to do with them being gay. How dare you lie to my face like this. Drugs? Prostitution? And business that profit from illicit sex? Is he reading Brian’s grindr bio? *he actually let out a gasp when Stockwell said Brians name* OH MY GOD. Bro, so not fucking cool. He really went back to that guy and said “can you give me a shoutout?” What the hell Bri Bri, there has to be a better way for you to get to New York like via plane for example.’ And now Britin is on tv ‘oh so they went with the blowjob cover. Nice. Fuck, their soundtrack slaps! Oh theyre recreating it. Nice again. Oh the lyrics fit them! Kinda funny that the lyrics are all meaningful and then they just going at it. Actually scratch that, it’s fitting. Brian, this almost makes me less mad at you about Stock bro. Of course Brian likes the cover, has he ever hated anything Blondie made? WHO THE HELL IS KNOCKING AT THIS TI- oh it’s on tv, either way who the fu- another dude? How many times a day does he fuck? Impressive. Whos he? *pauses tv* THE LOVE OF HIS LIFE. HIS SOULMATE. MY blondie! How dare you disrespect him like that in his own house! That he’s owned since he was 17! HES THE GUY HE FUCKS MORE THAN ONCE! UNLIKE HIM!!! THATS RIGHT JUSTIN! Piss on his leg like a dog marking its territory.’ *pauses tv when the credits roll* ‘the problem is, i love Brian. Like a lot. But every once in a while I want to strangle him for being a little shit. This better not turn into him being a bad guy, because he is NOT! No matter what all of them say’ He then sent our mom a text that I swear was almost as long as this message and it was obviously about Brian. To which she responded with ‘please, leave me alone with the tv gays’

He’s so protective of Emmett! I love that!

Is he reading Brian’s grindr profile? I die!

Betters way for your to get to New York like via plane for example. LOL

I love how he’s so confused because he loves Brian and Brian is acting like a twat over this Stockwell thing. That’s all of us.

Your poor mom getting these updates! “please leave me along with the tv gays”

[silverrstarrr]

I have a massive headache right now and I'm suffering mentally but you know what can make it better? yuuji 🤨💓 so these are headcanons.

OKAY STARTING OFF BEFORE ANYTHING, I like to base my hcs off of Canon characters.

it's Canon that yuji doesn't really like hoodies, he just wears them on a wim. But if you wanted to do those little "my boyfriend gave me his hoodie" type of thing, he'll be BUYING THOSE MFS.

Yuji also likes TV, so if you guys ever hang out—expect to binge watch shows

I think yuji would be willing to try k-dramas

I also think yuji is a sucker for romance genres 😋

He doesn't say it but I can tell he thinks they're interesting.

He'll pick up things from the show/manga and do them with you

Yes, it's also Canon yuji reads manga. Said so himself 🙄🙏⁉️⁉️

He's literally the perfect guy for a person who likes anime

Eats spicy food

I can see him eating spicy Ramen a lot lol

You'll just come to his room and see his trash bin filled with empty plastic bowls of spicy Ramen

He's talkative

Not in a bad way? At least it's always interesting and funny. Especially because of his face expressions

For me, I typically like people who talk a lot or are extroverts. I only feel comfortable talking a lot around my siblings.

Even if he doesn't show it, yuji not knowing his parents really makes him upset. :/ (IM NOT A MANGA READER***)

Since he likes TV, most definitely plays video games

But he only play passive games such as Animal crossings and minecraft. Roblox...? Eh, but he does have an account.

He also plays Genshin, smash bros and Mario cart.

He mains Kaeya, I don't make the rules.

Texts? Funny asf, he sends memes and reaction photos/videos. I see him sending short messages. Ex:

"Uhhh"

"Wanna go get some"

"Food⁉️😋"

I think Yuji favorite romance anime would be "Say I love you" or "fruits basket".

Again, YUJI LIKES ROMANCE ANIMES

That doesn't mean he's lonely and wants a s/o, he just finds them interesting and very warm/cute

Is a good cook

I mean he used to live by himself? Since his gramps was in the hospital. I doubt all that time he just ate junk and snacks

He also taught megumi how to make meatballs 😋

He likes it when you kiss those scars under his eyes while you run your hands through his hair.

Always uses your lip balm

You pester him to buy his own but he says he keeps forgetting. Which is the half truth, he just like sharing things with you.

Smell? Well...when he's fresh back from a mission—musty as hell💀🙏

Idk, I feel like he seems like the type to smell bad easily because they sweat fast.

His body wash scent is most definitely Hawaiian.

At first he was using yours because he hated how the guy ones smell and the names....

The boys soap: "backwoods grizzly bear balls😈👹⁉️🐻🦾🦅💀👺 " vs the girls: "sweet vanilla flower field ☺😚💗🌸🦄🦋🌺"

Itadori refuses to smell like a bear's ballsack cause wtf.

You got tired of finding your soap 1/4 everytime you were about to use it

So you started buying him his own soap

You didn't want to him to smell to girlish, so you settled on a neutral scent; Hawaiian.

Ever since then, he's been buying that scent

Ofc he didn't care if he smelled like a "girl".

Yuji would just shrug it off and say it smells nice

Most definitely likes to kiss your neck

Sometimes you'll just be chilling in his lap and his lips are all over you.

He even leaves hickies/markings

When you asked him about them, he just scratched the back of head and said "uuhh."

Yuji isn't a possessive person but it doesn't hurt to show a little every now and then

He placed them there to mark what was his

Doesn't care what you wear at all! He's so amazed and would egg you on to buy more outfits like that.

But in public, he'll wrap his arm around your waist just incase people were looking at you.

Sukuna doesn't talk much to you.

Only to say comments to yuji that's all.

Likes feeling your body BUT NOT IN A SEXUAL WAY

You two could literally be cuddling and he'll slide his hand up your shirt and leave it there, some time he'll cup your breast.

Hes a small soon but doesn't mind big spoon.

Grabs your ass randomly.

In public, he'll walk past and give it a little squeeze and pretend nothing happened.

UHHH NSFW WARNING?

Yuji is a switch for sureeeee

I always have this image in my head when yuji is sitting down in a chair while we're hovering over him, jacking him off as we're making out🙏🏃🏾‍♀️💨

then his face is all hot and bother UAGWGEHEHEH. God, I wish I was blessed with the ability to write good smut.

He has a thing for mutal masturbation

Or he'll tell you to sit on his lap as he fingers you while whispering sweet praises into your ear.

"You're doing so good baby, cum all over my fingers—m'kay? "

Has a huge praise Kink, TELL THAT BOY HES DOING A GOOD JOB HE DESERVES IT😭♡

he's down for whatever. I feel like he would try out everything you wanna do, even if he thinks he won't like it.

I dont he'll be into pegging? But he MIGHT try it.

Most definitely likes ball gags, maybe tie him up even.

Likes when you edge him

He's also a big fan of giving.

I feel like he cares more about pleasing you than himself.

He enjoys eating you out more than fingering.

Despite being an ass guy, he likes missionary a lot.

That doesn't mean he won't do doggy style every now and then

Likes it when you ride him, reverse cowgirl 🙄🙏

You know how some guys don't really moan during seggs? They just groan/grunt well that's not yuji.

Baby's a moaner <3

He doesn't really realized how much of an affect he has on your body.

He could be overestimulating you but too busy focusing on how cute your little mewls are and you squirming under him.

Only after you're a complete mess and breathing heavily, he realizes what he does to your body. "Damn, I really did that?😦"

He would literally finger you under the desk at school and wouldn't even care.

You're up there twitching while you're trying to write notes.

When the teacher calls on you, his pace will speed up.

Once you're done, he'll use your underwear to wipe his fingers off.

After class you'll ask him why he did that and he'll just respond with "hm? What?😦"

The bad thing is, his composure is completely normal and calm. He doesn't seem guilty in the slightest.

He just grabs your hand and pulls you down the hall, asking if you'll hang out with him completely discarding what he's done in classroom 😭

Has a thing for creampies

I feel like Yuji comes a heavy load 😭 so be prepared to fill completely full by the first round.

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Okay, that's all folks for today. 🤨 I'll write more about yuuji and maybe even a smut one shot when I get the hang of writing it 😭. I wouldn't mind HELP AT ALL (I'm actually asking for help, I need guidance 😋).

Imma take some advil for this headache, cause man. Thank you for reading! I also take request. 👀

[theoslvr]

You were now at the cafe closest to your school, waiting on your newfound friend (ish). You turned your neck for a split second, and there the 17 year old boy stood.

"you've been staring at me for the past 3 minutes" Riki commented, snickering a little.

"shut up, we need to get started on the planning" you said with a slight laugh.

"oh shit. I deadass forgot about that"

"sure you did....."

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You and Riki had now finished about two days worth of planning, and you were ready to go home.

"hey yn, which street do you live on?"

To that question, you quickly raised a brow.

"Not like that, weirdo. I was gonna walk you home, but now I'm debating whether or not to should leave you on the side if the street" the tall boy said, rolling his eyes (playfully of course).

Once you had told the boy about where your house was located he opted for allowing you up to stay over at his house.

"ew, why would I stay at your house?" you said, making fake gagging noises, as you stuck your finger down your throat.

The boy in front of you that began to pretend to be in a long train of thought.

"hm maybe because it's almost 12:00 and it would be pretty dangerous to walk all the way to your house in the pitch-black dark.

"so in conclusion, your too much of a pussy to walk me home"

"I swear to God, I hate you"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

You were now at Riki's house and had greeted all of his family members. Concluding if his parents, siblings, and his adorable dog. His little sister was super cute, and his mom was really nice. So you felt kinda bad when the boy shut his door.

"why'd you shut the door in her faceeee, she's so cute" you whined.

"I promise the little shit doesn't care about us, she just wants to play Barbies for like the 5th time today.

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

"hey Riks, what's your the password to your phone?"

"why are you asking me this?"

"because I'm bored"

"fair point, it's *****"

"ummmm why is your homescreen a picture of hoon? I thought we hated that mf."

"oh shit my bad, you can just change it"

+++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++++

About ten minutes later, you were still deciding between two pictures of yourself that you wanted to turn into Niki's new home screen.

"Rikssssssssss" you whined, using the new found nickname you had made for your friend.

"bro it's 12:00, I thought you would be asleep by now. Wait, why aren't you sleeping?"

"because I can't. Now, please choose between these two pictures, or I'll tell your mom that you called me a bitch" you stated with a big smile on your face.

"okay fine, the one where you have the Pikachu hat on"

"THANK YOU"

"why in Jesus FUCK are you screaming so loud?"

"oh shut up, you know you like it"

"sureeeee"

"fuck you"

"I'M A MINOR"

"you know what I meant" you retorted, rolling your eyes"

a/n: THIS COULD BE THE START OF SOMETHING NEWWWWW

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Chapter 5: the booth

𝙬𝙖𝙧𝙣𝙞𝙣𝙜𝙨: 𝘭𝘰𝘵𝘴 𝘰𝘧 𝘧𝘰𝘶𝘭 𝘭𝘢𝘯𝘨𝘶𝘢𝘨𝘦, 𝘤𝘶𝘳𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘬𝘪𝘴𝘴𝘪𝘯𝘨, 𝘴𝘭𝘪𝘨𝘩𝘵𝘭𝘺 𝘴𝘶𝘨𝘨𝘦𝘴𝘵𝘪𝘷𝘦 𝘴𝘤𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘴 (𝘯𝘰 𝘴𝘮𝘶𝘵), 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭, 𝘤𝘰𝘯𝘴𝘶𝘮𝘪𝘯𝘨 𝘰𝘧 𝘢𝘭𝘤𝘩𝘰𝘩𝘰𝘭

𝙥𝙖𝙞𝙧𝙞𝙣𝙜: 𝘕𝘪𝘴𝘩𝘪𝘮𝘶𝘳𝘢 𝘙𝘪𝘬𝘪 𝘹 𝘧!𝘳𝘦𝘢𝘥𝘦𝘳

𝙩𝙧𝙤𝙥𝙚: 𝘦𝘯𝘦𝘮𝘪𝘦𝘴 -> 𝘭𝘰𝘷𝘦𝘳𝘴

𝙨𝙮𝙣𝙤𝙥𝙨𝙞𝙨: You and Nishimura Riki have always had it out for each other. You guys would never, in a million years, agree to being friends. But, what happens when you both end up deciding to be more than?

𝙖𝙪: social media

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[unreachablevoice]

TRIPLE (technically fourth now) CELEBRATION!!!

Maribat Master List

Okay remember when I said that like Imma do a celebration? like... right heeeeereeee??? yeah Imma do that now. But like I bet y’all are wondering why “fourth now”??? Well my dearies that is simple, that’s because my beau’s birthday is coming up and I want to like use this as my way of like celebrating her birthday! because she can’t visit right now because of covid (technically she can but like... it’s complicated lol) so I’m just going to celebrate for?? with??? her by doing this!!!

So yeah, all in all, Imma do a quadruple celebration!!!! 

First is the one month delayed celebration for my birthday (last September 9) and even though it’s late I still want to celebrate my birthday with you peeps! because honestly speaking, my family and I did NOTHING... except eat a buttload of stuff lmao 

Second is a celebration for me having 300 followers!!! Whoohooo!!! but like this is a really reaaaally late celebration for this because I honestly surpassed this count like a month ago I think???? I’m not sureeeee

Third is a celebration for me NOW having 400 followers!!! YAYYYYY!!!! WHOOOOO!!!! I honestly can’t believe that so many of y’all are still staying here with me even though I only post garbage lol

And last but not the leastttt, is a celebration for my beau’s birthdayyyyy!!! On October 15!!!! y’all are gonna celebrate her birthday with me yayyyyy!!!! (´▽`ʃ♡ƪ)

Okay now enough of the chitchat (sorry I just wanted to give y’all an explanation) and let’s get on with it. Now the rules are simple...

THERE ARE NO RULES! 

All you have to do is look at the Prompt List that I so graciously provided and painstakingly made (it’s not that hard actually and I really liked some of them because it is so random and chaotic lmao) for you (it’s under the cut/keep reading so you can check it out later) and that’s it!

Everything is on your hands now! You want a specific pairing??? You want Dickinette? Jasonette? I gotchu bro. Oh, you don’t want a pairing at all??? Sure, I could work with that. You want salt??? Bro you gotta be more specific, I have the classic Adrien salt, Alya salt, and the all-time favorite Lila salt. I got tons of salt! You want <character> sugar??? Bro I got a bucket of sugar here in my house because I have a sweet tooth, that’s too easy! What else ya got?? You want angst??? Nice, whadya want, character death??? Breakup fic??? Happy ending or tragic????

So yeah, it depends on you on what kinda fic you want cuz this’ll be like my little gift to all of you! (as long as it’s within my capabilities and is in the prompt list that is) You can be as vague as possible (EXAMPLE: No. 25 with no pairing pls!!!!) or as detailed as you want! (*insert five paragraphs with 10 sentences each detailed explanation of prompt request*) It all depends on you!

This celebration will start at exactly October 15 at 8am sharp! That means I’ll start accepting asks on that day and time. I think I’ll keep this ongoing and my asks open (although it’s always been open but for like this specific thing is what I’m talking about) for ONE MONTH (perfect since I have 30 prompts). Meaning, this celebration will end on exactly November 15 at 9pm!

Hope you have fun! (technically I’ll be the one having fun and writing while you just sit back and wait and enjoy reading lol)

PROMPT LIST

"I don't know, you and your friends gain magical powers which lets you control the elements or some shit maybe?"

<Character>'s best friend (or someone you choose) dies, but lucky for them, they can see the dead

The Spin Until You Puke Game

"I said bark, Bitch."

Magical Girl Transformation

Black Knight/Black Rose (choose either one of the two)

Walking Skeleton

"I-I accidentally saved over your data... I'm sorry."

Grasmere's Flame - a flame that never gets put out

"I take back what I said, as a knight of the empire... I'll face you seriously."

Purple eyes

"You've finally revealed yourself... I will now obliterate you."

Necromancer [Title: Shadow Monarch]

Stealth Lvl. 5

"Don't get in my way."

Cat Ears

"If you're going to hit someone, then it ought to be the fat, jiggling meat of corrupted nobles/people!"

Chuunibyou

Reverse Trap

"What's that? A newly improved complicated enchantment that you just came up with on your own on the spot?"

Nickname: The Mad Dog Princess

"That's too long, I don't have all day. Summarize it in 20 words or less."

False Identity

Free Falling

"In the end I... I'm so glad I beat them all up."

Ballgowns and Corsets

Isekai’d to an Otome Game

"To replace a hero, one must simply kill the hero."

Blood Poison Skill

Musicals

You know if you read manga's and manhwas, you’ll know where I got most of these and understand why I love them lol

[hyphypmic]

Buster Bros: Childhood Friend

Anon asked: OMG the moment I saw the requests were open I literally forgot everything I wanted to ask. Now that I remember can you do headcannons for Buster Bros seeing their childhood friend again. (Maybe they went to the some school or lived on the same street, perhaps they were childhood sweethearts, but for some reason that I’ll leave up to you they fell apart and now they see each other again after a really long time.) Please and thank you.

Sureeeee~

—

Ichiro

I think Ichiro would be dumbstruck and have to double confirm it with you and be like

Like he would tap you and go like: Y/N? Oh my God!

“Hey it’s me ichiro! Hi!”

Then he would hug you and you would also be dumbstruck because honestly 1.) he’s so fucking famous and 2.) he still smells exactly the same as before so it’s quite… well overwhelming

And yeah you did have crushes on each other but when you moved away and he slowly rose to fame, it seemed like a trivial thing but honestly you seeing him again and him not forgetting you brings back those old feelings

So the two of you like hangout immediately and Ichiro does have a schedule to keep but he does give  you a little time before giving you his number and asking for yours so that the two of you can catch up

Jiro

Honestly your falling out with Jiro was more of a moving away thing and the two of you just grew distant

Plus Jiro was a tad bit reckless for your taste but you digress

Anyway, when he sees you again at the place he usually skates, he stares at you for a while before realising its you

But he won’t like approach you, he’ll wait for you to notice him

And of course you do because Jiro is so honestly lost in his thoughts because he’s thinking about how much you’ve grown and damn you look so good

And yes he falls on his face because that’s Jiro and you rush over to help him like a concerned citizen then you realise it’s him and you kinda drop him

Then you apologise and the two of you catch up while you’re patching him up

Saburo

Ah well, personally I think this falling out would be because you were adopted and he also had the chance but then sabre would never leave Jiro and like you and him had a fight about it

So the two of you met again at some comic book store and you just accidentally bumped into each other

And really the fight that happened before is gone because honestlY???? Saburo is faring pretty well with ichiro and you’re fine as well

Anyway, saburo really is blushing because you’ve grown and he’s just kinda quiet and bashful as he asks questions

And of course you start with an apology and then state that everything worked out anyway because the two of you are happy

Then he timidly asks for your number so the two of you can catch up

[hqprotectionsquad]

omgg ennoshita is such an ideal bf!!! at the time i was feeling daichi and i still am i need reliable kind-eyed daichi UGH LIKE LET HIM BE REAL N HUG ME N HAVE LATE DEEP TALKS BRO

i know right!!! (apparently tanaka is my soulmate,, but pls i kind of just want ennoshita)

AWWW THAT IS TOO CUTE V I LOVE THAT!! V X DAICHI FOR SUREEEEE daichi would be suchhhhh a good boyfriend no cap he’s so wonderfuL!

[harryhubba]

Hi if you haven’t already you should answer all of the cute questions from the “happy ask list for when you’re sad”!

Woooooo a big ask lets do it

sunflower: if there was a door that went to a city that was a good representation of you, what city would it be and would you go through the door?

wellington, new zealand! my home town - it’s artsy, heaps of vegan cafes, lots n lots of nature, lots of cloudy days but also nothing beats it on a good day, beaches and all my friends. love it so much, miss it so much

pink: sunsets or sunrises?

gotta be sunrises, you gotta work for them by getting up early

freshly cut grass: are you an early riser? if not, is this because you stay up late?

I think I am for my age! not so much with my weird working hours at the moment but I love to be up early and I don’t tend to ever wake up later than 9am!

journal: would you dye your hair if you had the opportunity? why or why not?

no no no. learned the hard way too many times

painting: in what ways are you creative?

hmm, I do a lot of singing! my mind revolves around music pretty much all the time

waves: is there one music genre you can’t listen to?

ew screamo, punk rock, really repetitive electronic stuff

writing: do you write letters? if not, would you like to be?

sksks I would love to, and I should now that I’m away from my family and friends

waterfalls: describe your perfect date.

fuck ok um there’s so many

ice skating? honestly just going for super easy hikes/walks at sunset? chilling at home w a home cooked meal and a movie and wineeee

freckles: what’s something that makes you happy? describe the first thing that comes to your head.

the firsts things that came into my head: my mum, nature + the view in my home town, my puppy and ariana grande

dimples: would you rather be inviting on a hike or a night out?

hike all the damn way

blushing: describe a rad person you know.

oh this gal is so so sweet, the best sense of humour and she’s so crazy but we fit perfectly together cause I’m too shy to be like her, makes me laugh so much, GLOWS, really sensitive and empathetic to whatever you might have going on!

watercolour: talk about something someone you are interested in can do that never fails to make you find them attractive?

PLAY GUITAR, like RIFFS on the guitar oh man that gets me - or someone who mildly jokes around and makes fun of me, like this one guy made fun of my glasses on a night out and put them on and bro let me tell you, I was already putty in him arms

pine: if you could only smell one scent for the rest of your life, what would it be?

ocean scent all the way, can you imagine never smelling anything and then turning up at the OCEAN 

pink eyeshadow: pasta or pizza?

I could eat pasta for every meal and never get sick of it

icy: homemade or takeout?

homemade

rosè: what’s your opinion on shyness?

hah it sucks when you’ve got it (shout out to me and my chronic intense shyness) but really it just means the person is a challenge and has so much more to them underneath 

clouds: list your top 5 songs at the moment and how they make you feel

oooo this is fun ok

Mice - Billie Marten: for some reason it reminds me of my mum and wellington, even though I only started listening to it while I was away

Love Galore - SZA: sassy and flirty, just wanna vibe n sing to this song if you know what I mean

Open - Rhye: shout out to the Shawn fic I found this from but it makes me remember how big the world is and how many opportunities there are! it also is sexy and sweet and I wanna sing it and write music

Listen Before I Go - Billie Eilish: a girl at the boarding school I work at committed suicide a couple days ago and it’s been v v shocking and difficult and this song used to be my favourite to sing but now it’s eye opening

Caffeine - Lolo Zouaï: fucking jam honestly, makes me again feel sassy and cute, you know?

silk: list songs you listen to for a jam

a couple of repeats but here some (I’m not much of a hype music gal, like this is as hype as it gets ok)

Caffeine (Lolo Zouai), 3005 + I. the worst guys (Childish Gambino), Bloom + My My My (Troye Sivan), Kiwi + Woman (Harry Styles), How You Feel (the Preatures), Wait a Minute! (Willow), Guap (Big Sean) and a shit ton of throwback songs

white sheets: where’s somewhere you would love to travel to? why?

Korea and Japan - the culture there is so interesting and a lot of my friends are from there so I wanna see their heritage and family. also they’re so beautiful

black nail polish: what do you do to pamper yourself?

face masks, baths and showers, drying my hair properly, watching a movie in a clean room w vegan pizza, doing my nails, drinking lots of water, cups of hot tea etc etc

hidden beaches: do you prefer to hang out in a big group or one on one?

one on one for sureeeee but it depends on the person, do small groups count?

crossed fingers: using no negative words, describe your hair.

curly-ish, messy, looks great if it goes from wet to dry every day, kind of light golden brown, shoulder length

mocktails: cold weather or hot weather?

fuck ummmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm, I can’t decide

[ffxvhoe]

FFXV Tag Game

Instructions:

To celebrate a year of FFXV and the end of the first year of updates, let’s spread the FFXV love! I haven’t seen a tag meme like this for FFXV yet, so I decided to make one. If you see this and want to, copy/paste this list and share what your favorite things about FFXV are.

Tagged by:  @thesilencebeforeastorm​ & @valkyrieofardyn Tagging: @fieryfantasy @fluffysmutkitten @inconsistencys @destiny-islanders @blustersquall

Favorite Chocobro: Gladiolus or Prompto it kinda fluctuates

Favorite Guest Party Member (including Ravus and Libertus from DLC): Aranea !! That voice like velvet !!

Favorite Minor Character(s): Cindy and Cor 

Favorite Villain: Ardyn like goddamn man this guy is such an interesting chARACTER I LOVE IT

Favorite Kingsglaive Character: Nyx my snarky son

Favorite Astral/Divine Being: Bahamut or Titan 

Favorite Character Overall: Either Ardyn or Prompto

Favorite Weapon: Ulric’s Kukris ((I just favor daggers as my main weapon in general tho))

Favorite location: Altissa because it reminds me of Venice and that reminds me of my trip to Rome which I loved

Favorite Quest/Questline/Hunt: Honestly I don’t really have one???  At least not one that’s coming to mind at the moment

Favorite Boss: Ravus in Ep. Ignis bc of the cutscenes and the dialogue; it gave more insight to his character which I really liked!!

Favorite Daemon/Monster/Monster Family/etc: CACTUARS, tonberries, and Quetzalcoatl bc dragon ((kinda))

Favorite Song: Somnus for sureeeee but also i LOVE Wanderlust when that guitar and drumbeat pick up oh yes

Favorite Boss Theme: Apocalypsis Aquarius

Favorite Non-Episode DLC/Update/Event: off road Regalia and able to fight with any bro.

Favorite Episode DLC: Episode Prompto bc of the storyline definitely, but also bc of the tundra attire and the stealthy ninja moves

Other Favorites of Note: All the little interactions between the bros and just the underlying theme of brotherhood throughout the game.  Also I love Cindy v much. And yeah just I think Ardyn and Prompto beat everyone in terms of best back stories and most interesting characters!!

[mantsha-blog]

Somehow I suspect that these were not originally bought for me but they are mine now and I love them. Being second, third or even tenth choice has never bothered me! How many times was I invited on some our speaker cancelled in the last minute! Blessings come disguised many times! When I bought it I liked it but now....I’m like sureeeee! Thank you baby bro @montsho_pheeha https://www.instagram.com/p/CDLzbt2jFln/?igshid=114bvf39p1p1y

[bapswaffle]

August 26, 2019

Hi, I think I’ve met my dream boy. But it’s obviously not going to work lol.

Number one: I’m not even remotely independent enough.

Number two: I don’t think I’m ready for another relationship.

Number three: he’s honestly on a different wavelength. It’s actually crazy.

Number four: I’ve literally fell in love with the idea of him, but I know it’s not like that.

Number five: he’s too busy and obviously doesn’t have time for me.

That’s only a few bits of reasons why it’s probably not going to be fine. But bibble and I made a pros and cons. I just need him to leave my life. That’s it. I don’t think my tiny heart can handle the amount of want and the sadness waiting for me.

Going back into what happened on the little “hang out”

I’ve never been so excited to go hang out with someone. Like never have I ever been so scared and nervous to see someone.

Look, I know. I’m only going to get hurt. I don’t think I understand how much I like him I guess? I like him. Sureeeee but idk how much he likes me. He barely replies to me. And this is why I’m writing this. If he tells me it’s not working out, I knew it was too good to be true? I guess??? My oh well attitude I guess.

Oh yeah, going back to the little hang out hehe. So he picks me up and we sit there. Obviously I think I’m more into him then he is with me?? He said he was shyyyyyy. Okay cutee. Everything was honestly cute. So ok well I pecked his cheek first. LIKE OK . IDK IF THAT WAS TOO MUCH U KNOW. LIKE SKSKSK.

But he kissed my head 🥺 IM LIKE MAJOR UWU. AND HE HELD MY HAND. I’m 🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺🥺

BUT LOOK. I’m not a pussy ass bitch LETTING MY HEART GET ROCKED BY A FEW KISSES AND HOLDING HANDS 😭 BUT NGL MY HEART IS GETTING ROCKED BACK AND FORTH.

I just don’t wanna EXPECT HIM TO TEXT ME AND THEN JUST HIM NOT TEXT ME BACK. idfk. I’m so upset. Idk if I wanna cry or not.

I just don’t know why I’m being like this :( like I reaaaaaaalllllly DON’T FUCKING KNOW. Like he’s doing all this shit for his famous Ig model friend 🥺 he’s such a nice guy. Like frl frl. I can’t bro. Maybe in a few years???? Idk I don’t think my tiny heart can be okay with all these beautiful girls around him :( IM A PUSSY ASS BITCCCCH. Ahhh :( he’s smoking tonight and wtf. He’s all cute n shit like “oh I’m shy too” AND HE HITS ME W ONE REPLIES 😭

THIS

Isn’t

IT

CHIEF

NOT

THE

MOVEEEEEEE

[thesinglesjukebox]

LUKE COMBS - WHEN IT RAINS IT POURS [3.43] Temps will start off warm but you're gonna see a big chill by the end of the post...

Alfred Soto: A couple extra points for the assured storytelling and the skill with which Luke Combs sings gnarly phrases like "ex future mother-in-law," a couple points deducted for turning the wife/girlfriend into the villain who doesn't understand why he stays up with buddies all night and apparently doesn't like it when he plays Lotto. [6]

Ashley John: Self aware, funny country music from a man with a beard in 2017 sounds like a pipe dream. And yet, Luke Combs manages to exude charisma while turning the stereotypical breakup song upside down. Combs borrows a bit from Chris Stapleton's coarse voice but takes none of his seriousness, making this song far more likeable. "When It Rains It Pours" is upfront about being an asshole and then continues to do so. You can just picture Combs shrugging, smirking, and knocking back the rest of his beer as the song fades out. [6]

Thomas Inskeep: Lyrically, I don't love this, and the gender politics on display aren't super attractive. But musically, I do love it; this is couuuuuntry music, and Combs's voice pairs with it perfectly -- his drawl is just perfect. Split the difference. [5]

Joshua Minsoo Kim: I'm fine with a bit of post-breakup celebration but after all this good fortune, the likelihood of Luke Combs acknowledging his shortcomings is slim to none. If you ask me, that's incredibly unlucky. [4]

Will Adams: After suffering through all the charmless bragging and improbable fortune, I'm beginning to suspect that she was the lucky one in this situation. [2]

Ramzi Awn: It's hard to ruin a fine modern country instrumental. But when it rains bad lyrics, it pours. Combs almost triumphantly attempts reaching out to his Hooters fanbase. He deserves a point for sheer commitment. [1]

Stephen Eisermann: In case you ever wondered what straight, white, Trump supporting men think about when their girlfriend leaves them after partying all night with "the boyzzzzzzz" and not checking in with their significant others, Luke Combs has got you covered. Problem is, I don't think anyone other than straight, white, Trump supporting men care to listen to a song that lacks this much self-awareness. "BuTTTtttTTT STEpheeenNNNN, WHY DO YOU ASSUME HE'S THE BAD GUY PARTYING?!! MAYBE SHE'S JUST NAGGING A LOT." Fair point and I might've given Luke the benefit of the doubt had he not started the song with "bitching and moaning" and then followed it up with a claim about how lucky he was to get the "last spot" in the Hooters parking lot. Yeah fam, this guy REALLLLLY respects women and I'm sureeeee she deserved to be ridiculed and painted as a gold digger for leaving little ole Luke. Except he doesn't, she doesn't, and all I want to do right now is brainstorm ways to combat the blatant misogyny often found in bro-country. [0]

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