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promiscuousasexual · 6 months
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bro these comments about oscar and alonso under alpine posts are just boring i’m so sorry like it’s so repetitive
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leclerc-s · 8 months
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let him be a trophy husband!
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isabella perez they've put it together.
logan sargeant no. they think it's reputation (daphne's version) not a new album.
isabella perez whatever logan. anyways. how are the grammys?
max jones-verstappen I'M BORED!
zoya torres i suspect he'll end up drunk by the end of the night. mae jones-verstappen to be fair, he was life this at the fia prize giving ceremony. daniel jones-ricciardo he always gets drunk at things like this.
pierre gasly why are you people on your phones? you are at the grammys put them away!
mae jones-verstappen commercial breaks exist you french fuck!
rowan todd forgive him, he's never been to one.
pierre gasly because you've never taken me with you. I DIDN'T EVEN GET TO GO TO THE EMMYS! BUT CHARLES DID?
charles leclerc that's because i know how to behave in public.
carlos sainz why are people on twitter acting like i got fired midseason?
isabella perez they're dramatic like that. you guys thought i was bad, the twitter girlies are worse.
oscar piastri to be fair, you cried over dropping a churro one time.
lando norris i don't like it here anymore.
bailey winters SOMEONE JUST ASKED HIM HOW MANY RACES HE WON!! HE WALKED AWAY EMBARRASSED! LOGAN'S LAUGHING AT HIM!
isabella perez watching lando get made fun of on live tv by trevor noah is hilarious.
lando norris this shit isn't funny isa!
arthur leclerc "here we have 3x world champion max jones-verstappen, 8x grand prix winner daniel jones-ricciardo, and teammate to rookie of the year, lando norris."
oscar piastri can i laugh?
lando norris I'M ENTERING MY REPUTATION ERA!
charles leclerc maybe win a race first
daphne jones-ricciardo can you people behave?
lewis hamilton don't bother daphne, there is no controlling them.
freya vettel lando no wins can't even escape being made fun of at the grammys
lando norris oh fuck off vettel
mick schumacher don't forget no rizz. it's a miracle bailey took him back
bailey winters it took a lot of convincing.
penelope trevino ZOYA! YOU LOOKED BEAUTIFUL ON THAT STAGE!
logan sargeant I AGREE! THAT'S MY GIRLFRIEND! zoya torres aww thank you. nat helped pick out the dress. natalia ruiz THAT'S MY DAUGHTER!
lance stroll hey, does this mean charle is officially a grammy winner?
charles leclerc in my mind i have been since folklore lando norris first driver to win a grammy before a drivers championship charles leclerc at least i've won a race esteban ocon gagged him!
fernando alonso none of you know what the word decorum means.
daniel jones-ricciardo and you do? mr. i'm going to sniff flowers mid-interview
fernando alonso at least i can say that i've never commited crimes like seb. multi-21 anyone?
lance stroll THEY LITERALLY CALL YOU WAR CRIMINAL! sebastian vettel SPYGATE ANYONE? rhys jones HE'S A WAR CRIMINAL LIKE ME!!
rhys jones so, what'd i miss?
ollie bearman the hamilton x hamilton edits on tiktok isabella perez I LOVE THOSE!! logan sargeant HOW DO YOU NON=AMERICANS KNOW ABOUT HAMILTON? isabella perez i love musicals!
fernando alonso hamilton x hamilton? are they putting lewis on a boat with himself
lance stroll he means are they shipping lewis with himself? rhys jones NO! THE MUSICAL BY LIN MANUEL MIRANDA! fernando alonso who? lance stroll now he's just trolling.
rhys jones anyways, new album?
mae jones-verstappen yes, the dead poets society daphne jones-ricciardo THE TORTURED POETS SOCIETY! mae jones-verstappen YOU SHOULD'VE NAMED IT SOMETHING ELSE! rhys jones I DON'T KNOW WHAT THAT IS BUT WHAT THE HECK DAPHNE! THE PEOPLE WILL BE CONFUSED!
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daphnejonesricciardo all's fair in love and poetry...new album THE TORTURED POETS DEPARTMENT. OUT APRIL 19 🤍
📷: danieljonesricciardo
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isabellaperez mother ate with this one y'all!
landonorris i am ready to cry to this one.
baileywinters THE PEOPLE AREN'T READY!
redbullracing just in time for the chinese grand prix!!
danieljonesricciardo hey! i'm responsible for the cover art! i did that!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo yeah you did!
rhysjones geez daph, put some clothes on! as your little brother i don't need to see that!
rhysjones I'M KIDDING PLEASE DON'T CANCEL ME! I LOVE MY SISTER! I'M JUST A BABY!
↳ georgerussell so now you're a baby but when it comes to teasing lando you aren't a baby?
↳ rhysjones I CAN PICK MY BATTLES RUSSELL! THE DAPHNE GIRLS ARE WILD!
maejonesverstappen oh the people aren't ready for this.
charles_leclerc i definitely need a good cry album. this will help
↳ carlossainz55 i'll join you buddy!
maxjonesverstappen1 WOO! GO DAPHNE!
nataliaruiz WE WILL BE STREAMING!
lewishamilton it's going to be amazing daphne!
visacashapprb we will be streaming mrs. jones-ricciardo!
yukitsunoda0511 LET'S GO!! WOO!! GO DAPHNE!!
↳ daphnejonesricciardo thank you yuki! hope you like the new album!
↳ yukitsunoda0511 are you kidding me? i will adore it!
fernandoalo_oficial how many songs are about our whirlwind romance daphne? 🤣
↳ daphnejonesricciardo i plead the fifth! 😅
↳ danieljonesricciardo BACK OFF FROM MY WIFE FERNANDO!
↳ fernadoalo_oficial it's not my fault! blame the internet!
lilymhe YAY! I GET TO ANNOY ALEX WITH MORE SCREAM SINGING!
↳ alex_albon you could never annoy me
↳ lilymhe and we will be having a conversation about keeping this a secret from me mr.albon!
↳ alex_albon I WAS SWORN TO SECRECY!
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¡leclerc-s speaks! new taylor swift album people! how we feelin?
¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet for me. enjoy!
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pookietsunoda · 1 day
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Saw this post abt Alonso getting accidentally electrocuted and thinking he was 14 (as well as this tag on a reblog)
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what if... the whole grid accidentally got struck by some deus ex machina non fatal zap that gave them temporary amnesia and they all became convinced they were 14 for a day? Here is what I think would happen:
First off, they're all so hyped about being F1 drivers and get excited about the dumbest shit (phone games, wheel guns, tire blankets)
Max and Charles fight each other over the Inchident
George is starstruck by the fact that Alex is an F1 racer (bc Alex was his karting hero growing up) but Alex didn't become friends with George until he was 15, so he has no idea who George is, which is Humiliating to fragile teenage George.
Half of them can't speak English fluently yet. Only the younger ones (Oscar, Franco, etc) know that google translate exists and they help massively in the linguistic problems.
Unclear whether or not Pierre and Esteban are besties or enemies, or both. They are one of those things, and they're insane about it because they're teenagers. Lance and Esteban are probably like Normal friends though.
Lewis is like "where tf is Nico" and finds adult Nico. Lewis is super pumped to hear that they both made it to F1, were teammates and won WDCs, Lewis is an F1 GOAT, and that Nico married his childhood crush. (Their life trajectories literally sound like what a kid imagines their future to be like.) And Nico is like "hey we actually had a falling out" and Lewis is like "that's crazy man, how would we stop being friends? You want some frosties?"
Immediate Spanish speaker clique between Fernando, Carlos, Checo, and Franco. They are shook that THE Fernando Alonso wants to be besties with them (especially Carlos since Fernando is his hero).
KMag and Hulk are probably friends since this is pre Suck My Balls and they're friends now so, their energies align I guess.
Being 14 year olds who find out they're rich and famous, they all want to escape into the real world and take joyrides in the expensive cars they own/ drink alcohol/ see strippers/ buy crazy stuff and their team staff is like OH NO WE CAN'T LET THEM ESCAPE (Thus ensues comedy gold of the team staff chasing kids who have the bodies of professional athletes around the track and trying to contain them)
If in Singapore, Yuki and Zhou manage to escape because they are 2 East Asians wearing designer and F1 merch and they blend in with the fans. (As a disguise, they swap team shirts and put on surgical masks and people are like "Is that Zhou Guanyu?" "Nah why would Zhou be wearing a Yuki shirt?") Word gets out in the drivers whatsapp that they escaped and they immediately get bombarded with requests for what to buy for the rest of the paddock. They cannot rly understand each other but Zhou can get around Sgp pretty easily bc a lot of people there speak Mandarin. He has to stop Yuki from breaking at least five Singaporean laws. They stuff themselves at hawker stands and have a great field trip but then get recognized and have to make an emergency getaway on a stolen electric scooter. They do get Lewis his Frosties.
Lewis doesn't know he's a vegan and almost ruins his reputation by being spotted by paparazzi eating Frosties with non vegan milk. Also gives himself a nasty stomachache.
Despite being told not to tell other people about the mass amnesia, Max and Lance both call their dads. Lawrence is like "My poor son! I will get the experts to look into this right away!" Jos is like "idc if you don't remember how to drive the car, you're gonna do it or I'll disown you." Daniel and Lando grab the phone and tell Jos he's a meanie and also was a shit F1 driver, then hang up.
George finds chewing gum at the bottom of someone's bag and starts spiraling, convinced that the Singaporean police are going to arrest and execute them all for possessing illegal items.
Lord of the Flies scenario where George and Oscar are trying to organize everyone to make sure they don't accidentally hurt themselves, whereas Lando, Fernando, KMag, Daniel, and a few others are just trying to have a good time and cause chaos. Bottas and Alex and a third group are just like quietly messing around in the back.
They come to a truce in order to organize a GPDA strike because they have been banned from leaving the track until they regain their memories. They barricade themselves in someone's garage and have a sleepover on the floor with lots of candy and games. Lewis finds a guitar and plays Wonderwall.
They wake up the next day extremely confused (but remembering everything) and race as normal LOL
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murcielagatito · 1 year
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idk how even to start this post bc wile im using miles morales as an example his actual comic race differs and this is the fault of people just straight up not understanding how race in regard to us puerto ricans works. and its all thanks to racism colorism and the depiction and representation of latinos in media
to fully understand this and how deeply we are affected we need to go alllll the way back to the beginning
its 1490whatever and cristobal colon has just discovered the americas. and on one particular island, boriken, he discovers a tribe, the tainos <3. we brought him gold and showed him kindness. and to make a long story short he fucked us over immensely. if we didnt bring meet his gold quota it was chopped off hands. he killed us he raped us he did countless atrocities. we were given a new name: puerto rico “rich port”. most americans know what happened to the many indigenous nations on the mainland but not many are taught about us the indigenous islanders. los tainos. we spanned across el caribe: jamaica, cuba, haiti, dominican republic and puerto rico (where im from!)
but dont get it twisted we didnt just roll over and take it. the very first freedom fighter, cacique (chief) hatuey fought with many other tainos to be liberated. unfortunately, he was executed in 1512 and that was that
one year later, in 1513, what imma call ‘phase two’ began. with him this time, colón brought enslaved africans to work the fields alongside tainos. its over for us. we are miserable, malnourished, and theres no escape. and as one does when youre live and work and die together, you love together. and love we did!
everyone who lived in puerto rico loved and loved and every combination possible of taino, african, and spaniard was born. and this has continued for 500 years. a caste was created. and that caste still hurts and affects us to this day. because all it was is colorism and racism. and after seeing the horrid takes about latinos in the spiderverse fandom and beyond…. well here we are now because somebodys gotta say it
but hellbaby? why did you have to add all the history stuff?because the way miles’ family was portrayed could have been awesome representation for many afrolatinos. and they fumbled big time. its not bad representation so dont twist my words. it just could have been better
the representation of latino families in hollywood has always been a bit…. stereotypical. and not just sterotypical but homogenized and caricaturized. anyone remember george lopez (the show)? when someone thinks about latinos NOW, the household names are pedro pascal, gina rodriguez, or oscar isaac. pale people!!! and then as fame works, jenna ortega and all the other pasty latina biddies are who rise to fame and household name status. everyone recognizes them ofc
but what about gina torres, laz alonso, rosie perez, judy reyes, tatyana ali, selenis leyva, amara la negra and many more? how many of these actors can you recognize from name alone? did you know theyre all afrolatino? (and did you know theyre in extemely well known movies and tv?)
how many stories in television do you know in this day and age that have afrolatino characters whose latinidad isnt ignored? i can name one off the top of my head. monse from on my block. a show revolving latinos that was relentlessly made fun of. like i get it its a comedy and its funny and fun. but latinos may as well be synonymous with getting laughed at at this point and we are soooooo fucking tired of it
it all boils down to one simple message. the erasure of black and indigenousness from the latino community. “miles is latino because his mom is latina” “miles is black and latino” its not something you can put into two separate labels. miles is a black latino. he is afrolatino. and that means a lot of things for a lot of different people but until you can understand that black people can also just be latino we will always be stuck in this horrible era of people assuming that afrolatinos cant just literally be black hispanics…
when miles morales was first announced to be the protagonist of spiderverse so many rasict ass latinos were upset. “why does an afrolatino have to be the first representation we get of a latino spiderman?” and many other things like that were said about him. “well the reason hes latino is only because of his mom” and just like that, the knowledge of the existence of black people that have been latino for centuries has gone down the drain. a new (old) misconception was brought back to the surface and popularized. and its gutwrenching and heartbreaking and horrible. black latinos exist and miles morales is afropuertoriqueño
there are so many nuances when it comes to race and latinodad that ppl just dont bother learning more about and how racism and colorism plays into it. and it has had many negative effects to how real life afrolatinos and indijenolatinos are perceived and treated. we arent asking for the impossible we’re just asking for recognition and understanding
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panevanbuckley · 5 months
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thanks to @prettylittlealiengirl and @magdacimy for the tag!! 💗
who is your favourite driver?: charles leclerc and oscar piastri (do not make me choose between them i will cry)
do you have any other favourite drivers?: danny ric and max are joint 3rd!
who is your least favourite driver?: i honestly like them all, i don't hate any of them. but if we go for the ones i get less hyped about probably lewis and alonso (i'm so sorry emma)
do you pull for drivers or do you like teams as well?: drivers mostly since my two favs are different teams
if you like teams, what team do you pull for?: ferrari girlie forever but mclaren are up there (tbf though i'm here for so many teams too)
how long have you been into f1?: first started learning about it sept/oct 2022. the true hyperfixation started around this time last year though (may 2023)
what got you into f1?: ngl a guy i was talking to liked it and i did that "oh yeah me too!" thing even though i knew nothing about it. started learning random things to not look like a fake. season ended and we stopped talking and i forgot about it until i met my now bf who also likes f1 (maybe i have a type 👀)
then i just started getting bombarded with f1 edits on tiktok and i read a few fics and i haven't escaped the brainrotting hyperfixation since....
do you enjoy fanfic/RPF: absolutely. i did that "must read some fics to see if it's worth getting into" thing i usually do with shows 💀 i do think it shouldn't be shared and pushed onto the drivers themselves though like pls don't be weird about it
how do you view new fans?: as possible new friends! considering i've only been into it properly for like a year now i'm basically a new fan and i love seeing people who are only just joining for this season it's so fun!
if you could take over as team principal for any team, who would it be and why?: see i wanna say williams bc i just wanna protect logan but like... i'm obsessed with the f1 manager 22 game (as in i'm on year 2032 atm and still going) and have been with ferrari from the get go soooo- ferrari is my home (but also i'm so sorry fred ily pls share custody)
are your friends and family into f1 as well?: i got my little brother into it simply by constantly yapping about it. that poor boy went from "it's just cars going in circles" to "lando is my baby and i will protect him!" in a matter of WEEKS. also my bestie @prettylittlealiengirl is an f1 lifer and she's recently joined me in the pits of the brainrot. we love to see it 🙏
are you open to talking to other fans/friends?: always! i actually need MORE f1 friends so pls pls come and say hi! 🥺 my inbox/ask box is ALWAYS open to y'all even if it's just to rant about ur fav driver i will listen happily!!
tagging: literally anybody that's seeing this! this is how i'm gonna make new f1 friends 😂
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FP3: Verstappen leads Leclerc as Sainz crashes out in wet final practice session in Montreal
Max Verstappen topped the timesheets in dominant style at a wet final practice session in Montreal, as the Red Bull driver set the pace ahead of Charles Leclerc and Fernando Alonso in preparation for qualifying later today. Following a mostly dry day of running on Friday, the drivers were greeted with a wet track as heavy rain continued to fall in the area. This meant the teams opted to fit their cars with extreme wet tyres in the early stages of the session. PRACTICE DEBRIEF: What we learned from the disrupted Friday running in Canada However, after 10 minutes of running, the drivers began to make the switch to the intermediates, as the teams investigated the crossover point for the tyres in conditions they are likely to face in qualifying later on. As the times began to pour in on the intermediates, it was Verstappen and the Ferraris who swapped fastest laps, with the Dutch driver eventually going quickest by over two and half tenths to Carlos Sainz, with a time of 1m 24.480s. 1 Max Verstappen VER Red Bull Racing 1:23.106 2 Charles Leclerc LEC Ferrari +0.291s 3 Fernando Alonso ALO Aston Martin +1.377s 4 Kevin Magnussen MAG Haas F1 Team +1.609s 5 Carlos Sainz SAI Ferrari +1.659s But it was soon to be bad news for Sainz, who spun into the barrier at Turn 1, heavily damaging both the front and rear of the SF23 and bringing out the red flags. In doing so he left his mechanics with a hefty repair job ahead of qualifying. Once the session resumed Verstappen continued to set the timesheets alight setting the fastest time of 1m 23.106s on the inters, to lead Leclerc, in second, by 0.291s. TIMELINE: The 50-year history of the Safety Car's evolution in Formula 1 Alonso was third quickest for Aston Martin but was over a second off the pace of Verstappen, but ahead of the impressive Haas of Kevin Magnussen in fourth, while Sainz’s time was still good enough to see him round out the top five. Pierre Gasly was sixth fastest for Alpine, ahead of the home favourite Lance Stroll and the AlphaTauri of Yuki Tsunoda – who escaped colliding with barriers on two occasions after spinning on track during the session. Valtteri Bottas, in ninth, also displayed incredible multitasking as he was seen holding on to his damaged wing mirror while driving in the rain. Hamilton and Mercedes struggled to get temperatures into their tyres in the wet After finishing first and second in FP2 on Friday, Lewis Hamilton and his Mercedes team mate George Russell finished in 10th and 15th, respectively, with both drivers struggling to get temperatures into their tyres. After recovering from his engine failure on his Haas on Friday, Nico Hulkenberg was 11th fastest, ahead of the McLaren pair of Oscar Piastri and Lando Norris in 12th and 13th, with the Williams of Alex Albon in 14th. TECH TALK: Analysing the upgrades brought by Aston Martin to Montreal as they look to 'smash' Mercedes The previously mentioned Russell came next, ahead of Nyck de Vries in 16th for AlphaTauri, while Sergio Perez was down in a lowly 17th for Red Bull. Zhou Guanyu was 18th for Alfa Romeo, ahead of the of Esteban Ocon – who continued his recovery from a water pressure issue on his Alpine in FP2 – to finish 19th, with Logan Sargeant down at the bottom of the field. Join us again at 1600 local time for what is sure to be an exciting qualifying session at the Circuit Gilles Villeneuve. via Formula 1 News https://www.formula1.com
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mrmichaelchadler · 6 years
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KVIFF 2018: Closing Night, Barry Levinson and Four More Highlights
There wasn’t a dry eye in the house as the visage of Miloš Forman once again radiated from the stage in the Grand Hall of Hotel Thermal, only this time, it was projected on a screen. As part of the elegant closing ceremony for the 53rd Karlovy Vary International Film Festival held on July 7th, an In Memoriam segment was screened that mixed Hollywood icons with giants of Czech cinema. Forman, who passed away on April 13th at age 86, served as a bridge between both worlds, and it was only appropriate that his segment in the montage was saved for last. The audience applauded throughout the entirety of the clip, showcasing the famous final moments of Forman’s Oscar-winning classic, “One Flew Over the Cuckoo’s Nest,” where Chief Bromden pulls off a crowd-pleasing escape. Yet the cheers morphed into an aching silence, as footage materialized of the filmmaker accepting KVIFF’s highest honor—the Crystal Globe for Outstanding Artistic Contribution to World Cinema—in the exact same theater 21 years ago. There’s no question that the presence of Forman’s spirit was palpably felt throughout the evening. Though Robert Pattinson received the most media attention while accepting the President’s Award, it was a fellow honoree, veteran Czech actor Jaromír Hanzlík, who earned the most rapturous ovation of the ceremony. 
The past week has left me feeling drained and exhilarated, and I wish it could’ve gone on for at least a week longer, if only so that I could find time to see more of the winning films. The Grand Prix went to Radu Jude’s Romanian drama, “I Do Not Care If We Go Down in History as Barbarians,” a film that juror Mark Cousins hailed for “pointing a finger at the people who are rewriting history.” 33-year-old Olmo Omerzu, one of my very favorite modern Czech filmmakers, earned a richly deserved Best Director prize for his latest triumph, “Winter Flies,” which I reviewed in my second dispatch. “Sueño Florianópolis,” a family road movie from Argentinian director Ana Katz, took home a Special Jury Prize as well as the Best Actress accolade for its lead, Mercedes Moran, who ended her speech by calling for the legalization of abortion in her home country. Other big prizes of the night were given to Moshe Folkenflik, Best Actor winner for the Israeli film, “Redemption,” and Elizaveta Stishova’s Kyrgyzstani/Russian co-production, “Suleiman Mountain,” Grand Prix winner in the East of the West competition. Yet perhaps most potent of all was the recipient of the top prize in the documentary competition—a picture that is destined to galvanize American audiences as midterm elections inch ever closer on the calendar.
“Putin’s Witnesses” is the latest amazement from director Vitaly Mansky, whose penchant for keeping the camera rolling has served him remarkably well over the years. His 2015 film, “Under the Sun,” contrasts scenes crafted for propaganda purposes by the North Korean government with moments of unscripted truth. His new film has similar origins—the footage was originally captured for the purposes of Vladimir Putin’s electioneering, intensified by the sudden retirement of Russian president Boris Yeltsin on New Year’s Eve of 1999. What immediately sets Putin apart from a crude blowhard like Trump is the cool-headed, persuasive nature of his public persona. He comes across as a reasonable human being, granting Mansky and his camera jaw-dropping access, while willingly engaging in the filmmaker’s spirited debates. Yeltsin mistakenly thinks the newly elected Putin will fight against totalitarianism while ensuring the freedom of the media. Instead, as evidenced in numerous onscreen conversations, Putin intended to exploit the nostalgia of the populace by guiding it backwards through history toward a revived Soviet nationalism. A string of bombings further fuel Putin’s agenda, causing citizens to vote with their heart rather than delve too deep beneath the surface of the candidate’s promises or omissions (such as his never-addressed economic plan). It’s not long afterward that TV journalists will be censored for speaking out against Putin, while those less lucky will simply be bumped off. “Tacit concern,” as defined by Mansky, is what turns witnesses into accomplices, and the director reveals himself to be one of the most crucial witnesses of all. 
Ranking high among the other gems I caught at KVIFF is Alonso Ruizpalacios’ “Museum,” a Mexican heist film that is so much more entertaining and thoughtful than I had expected it to be. It’s also a huge upgrade from the naggingly dull “Ocean’s 8,” and not just in terms of how it utilizes museum locations. Having just serenaded the world with the tear-jerking tune, “Remember Me,” in Pixar’s great and regrettably timely “Coco,” Gael García Bernal turns in another splendid performance as Juan, a determined young man who goes to extreme lengths in order to remind others about the importance of history. Inspired by a real-life burglary of epic proportions, the screenplay by Ruizpalacios and Manuel Alcalá (which earned a Silver Bear at Berlinale) is narrated by Benjamin (Leonardo Ortizigris), the friend Juan recruits to help steal priceless Mayan and Mesoamerican artifacts from the National Museum of Anthropology. Though’s Juan’s motivations occasionally seem no less empty-headed than those of the kids in “American Animals,” at one point claiming that he’s simply tired of “waiting for something to happen” in his life, his true purpose stems from the betrayal he felt at a young age from watching these precious items stolen from the land where they originated. Cinematographer Damian Garcia creates compositions worthy of Hitchcock—the actual heist sequence is hold-your-breath suspenseful—and the filmmakers continuously succeed at what Juan had always strived to do: they exceed expectations at every turn. 
Guaranteed to be more polarizing with audiences is the latest dizzying spectacle from Gaspar Noé, the visionary French provocateur who routinely pushes the envelope on what viewers can withstand before fleeing from the theater. With the exception of his 2009 masterpiece, “Enter the Void,” Noé’s films are comprised of overwhelmingly visceral moments strung through a narrative that is less-than-memorable. In the case of “Climax,” perhaps the first picture in his career that is proving to somewhat of a crowd-pleaser, the first half is so deliriously enjoyable that one hopes the second half—where everything inevitably goes to hell—will never arrive. After a series of talking head interviews with young dancers, which materialize on a television screen surrounded stacks of prophetic VHS tapes (including “Suspiria” and “Labyrinth Man,” a.k.a. the original title of “Eraserhead”), the film dives headfirst into a group dance number so spectacular in its frenzied choreography and swirling camerawork (kudos again to Noé’s irreplaceable DP, Benoît Debie) that the Grand Hall erupted in applause. Think the opening sequence in “La La Land” if the lyrics had been “Another Day of Drugs.” Yet once the sangria at this all-night dance party becomes spiked with LSD, the film becomes considerably less interesting, as the kids stumble through a murky labyrinth while tearing each other apart. Still, Noé never reaches the explicit levels of sex and violence that defined his earlier pictures, thus making this one his most accessible to date. 
If any intriguing line could be drawn between “Climax” and “Cold War,” the latest black-and-white marvel from Polish master Pawel Pawlikowski, it is the frequent insertion of black frames throughout the narrative. Whereas Noé uses a black screen to separate shots that are meant to resemble seamless blocks of unbroken time, Pawlikowski cuts to black whenever his narrative skips over a chasm of time in order to arrive at the next pivotal moment in the torrid romance between a musician, Wiktor (Tomasz Kot), and a singer, Zula (Joanna Kulig). In a tale that spans fifteen years and multiple countries, Pawlikowski beautifully illustrates how, as one character observes, time doesn’t matter when one is in love. When this pair gets together, it’s as if the years they spent apart have faded into the ether. Zula is a fascinating character prone to making bold decisions, including one that has proven to define her life. When prodded on why she nearly killed her father, Zula explains, “He mistook me for my mother, and I used a knife to show him the difference.” Though “Cold War” doesn’t quite have the emotional impact of Pawlikowski’s 2014 Oscar winner, “Ida,” it is every bit as exquisite a showcase for cinematographer Lukasz Zal, filling the 4:3 aspect ratio with a painterly level of detail, culminating with an impeccably timed gust of wind. Yet my favorite scene of all is when Zula dances at a bar to “Rock Around the Clock,” prompting the woman seated next to me to start dancing in her seat. Only a few evenings beforehand, I was at the same venue—the gorgeous Neo-Baroque Municipal Theatre—watching Tim Robbins and The Rogues Gallery Band bring down the house with a two-and-a-half hour Fourth of July concert. Their final song was “Hang On Sloopy,” another golden oldie that brought the entire theater to their feet singing. It was a euphoric experience that easily topped any fireworks display I’ve attended. 
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Last but not least, I must share a few highlights from this past weekend’s press conference with Barry Levinson, another of this year’s Crystal Globe honorees. The film for which he earned the Academy Award for Best Director, 1988’s “Rain Man,” became the surprise winner of KVIFF’s Právo audience award, thanks to its thirtieth anniversary screening at the festival. Of course, before I knew Levinson as an accomplished director, I knew him as the deranged bellhop who stabbed Mel Brooks in the shower with a rolled-up newspaper in 1977’s uproarious Hitchcock parody, “High Anxiety.” I couldn’t resist asking Levinson about this scene, and he was only too happy to discuss it.
“I was one of three writers who worked with Mel Brooks on the film, and we would throw ideas around,” Levinson told me. “Sometimes they worked, sometimes they didn’t. At one point, I started talking about Bernard Herrmann’s music for the shower scene in ‘Psycho’—‘EEE! EEE! EEE!’ I started putting lines to it and went, ‘HERE! HERE! HERE!’ The idea simply came from me imitating the music. And Mel said, ‘That’s so insane—if we do that, you’ve got to play the bellhop.’ That is how that scene came about. Not long ago, I was going through security on my way to Los Angeles, and I was just about to step through before realizing that I had my key in my pocket. I got my key and put it on the conveyer belt, but the agent said that I could come through with it. I said, ‘But my key is metal and it’ll beep,’ and he said, ‘No, just come through.’ So I stepped through, it beeps, and he immediately said, ‘Get into the machine.’ He told me where to put my feet for the full-body scan, and then he leans in and says, ‘I loved you in ‘High Anxiety.’ Hands up over your head!’”
Levinson’s latest film, “Paterno,” which premiered on HBO in April, also screened at KVIFF, and stars Al Pacino as the celebrated college football coach whose life and reputation are forever tarnished by the repercussions of denial. The sex scandals that have shaken the foundations of Hollywood and Michigan State University are reflected in the self-serving steps that enabled Jerry Sandusky to abuse students at Penn State. 
“Paterno became the winningest coach in the history of college football on a Saturday afternoon,” said Levinson. “Eight days later, the scandal broke. Immediately, he’s under pressure and finds himself fired. Then he learns that he has cancer and will die within months. That happens within a two-week period, and it seemed like an interesting place to start the film. I thought the film should open with him getting into an MRI machine, so basically the whole movie is a remembrance of what occurred beforehand. An MRI machine scans your body layer by layer by layer, and in the film, it is sort of scanning his life layer by layer by layer. While he is in that MRI machine, all of these things that have happened in that time frame are flashing through his head. That became our visual approach.”
Set to premiere on HBO this week is “Robin Williams: Come Inside My Mind,” a documentary about the comedy icon who received his first Oscar-nomination for Levinson’s 1987 classic, “Good Morning, Vietnam.” Levinson’s press conference reached its emotional peak at the very end, as the filmmaker paid tribute to Williams. 
“He was an extraordinary character who was always filled with a certain degree of insecurities,” said Levinson. “At the time we were going to do ‘Good Morning, Vietnam,’ he had done three or four films, and none of them had been successful, so he felt the pressure that this may be his last chance. My feeling was that he was astoundingly funny and interested in everything. That aspect played out and was very influential in ‘Good Morning.’ We were shooting with the Vietnamese in a classroom, and Robin was the teacher. We did the scene and I didn’t think it worked particularly well. It didn’t feel real. The Vietnamese couldn’t do the lines that were written and it didn’t fit together right in my ear. So during the break, I’m wondering what in the world I have to do because I can’t make the Vietnamese real people. There had never been a movie at that time and I’m not sure there’s been one since that just dealt with the Vietnamese people. We only saw them during wartime, running around in the jungle. But these are people who do normal things—they eat, they go to school, they go out in the evening, they go to the movies and they have a life as people. The scene I had written did not feel real to me."
"I was wandering around outside of the building, and I see Robin talking to the Vietnamese. They were all laughing together. The Vietnamese would say something, and then Robin would try to say something back, and he’d get a laugh. The genius of Robin was that he could communicate with people, even when they didn’t quite understand what he was saying. I watched him with the Vietnamese, and I thought, ‘This is real. Why don’t we put that in the movie?’ When we were going back to film, I said to Robin, ‘Let’s forget about all the dialogue because it’s never going to work that way. Let’s just take the plot points—what’s important in this scene—and then just start talking to them like you were talking to them over there. Let’s just start to communicate with them, and you can guide them toward some of the lines that are necessary. I’m not even going to slate it. I’ll give hand cues to the cameras, the cameras will roll and we’ll just do it that way. They will never know that we are even filming.’"
"So for all of the scenes with the Vietnamese, not only in the classroom, but wherever we went, that is the way we did it. The Vietnamese never knew what was being filmed at any given time, and when we did the softball game at the end, I didn’t even tell the Vietnamese how to play the game. When you watch the movie, you’ll notice that there are two MPs who I told, ‘If you see that they are doing something wrong, like running to the wrong base, just go over and tell them that they gotta go here, like a traffic cop. Just tell them where to go. The confusion of not knowing how to play the game will be part of it, and it will be more fun than just playing the game.’ All of those scenes really gave us a chance to understand the people, and I think that was the key to the movie. It is also what defines Robin Williams. He wanted to understand people, and knew how to connect with them.”
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13 LGBTQ Films to See Out Of Fall Blockbuster Film Festivals
As summer winds down, film awards season is simply ramping into top gear — bringing together some of this year’s most exciting LGBTQ-themed releases, including a particularly powerful roster of lesbian films.
A trio of powerhouse festivals — Colorado’s Telluride Film Festival, Venice International Film Festival along with Toronto International Film Festival– may tussle amongst one another to exhibit the most esteemed film premieres, but jointly they’ve gained a reputation for being the festivals to watch for some of the season’s strongest Oscar contenders. A solid half of last year’s Best Picture Academy Award contenders debuted at one of those three festivals, including the season’s biggest awards-season titans, “Moonlight” and “La La Land.”
On this season’s Telluride festival only wrapped, Venice festival still in progress along with Toronto festival (TIFF) set to open on Thursday, 2018 awards buzz is already jelling around a few names. Here are our selections for the most exciting LGBTQ films to come out of Telluride, Venice and TIFF this year.
Disobedience
Lady Rachel Weisz in the 68th annual Cannes Film Festival on May 20, 2015 in Cannes, France. Pool / Getty Images
It is Rachelmania since Rachel Weisz portrays Ronit, ” a New York-based photographer who returns to London following the death of her dad (an Orthodox Jewish rabbi) and finds herself a effective childhood bond using Esti (Rachel McAdams), who’s now married to Ronit’s cousin. Depending on the award-winning debut book of the exact same name by British writer Naomi Alderman, the film is directed by white-hot Chilean director Sebastián Lelio, and it’s his first outside of his native nation.
“To watch Weisz and McAdams, just two A-listers in a lesbian-themed movie of gravity, will probably be very interesting,” Merryn Johns, editor-in-chief of Curve magazine, told NBC News. “I believe the topic of lesbian desire contrary to the obstacles of expressing faith is a really strong theme to be exploring right now.”
An Excellent Woman
Additionally led by Sebastián Lelio, this winner of the Teddy Award for Best Feature at this year’s Berlin Film Festival stars trans celebrity Daniela Vega as Marina, a young waitress/singer who, following the unexpected death of her elderly lover, Orlando, faces scrutiny from law enforcement and scorn and abuse against Orlando’s household. Vega’s strong performance is already garnering her dark horse Best Actress Oscar buzz.
Screening at Telluride and TIFF; in theatres November 17
Battle of the Sexes
Emma Stone is Billie Jean King and Steve Carrell is Bobby Riggs in this dramedy about the eccentric but legendary 1973 gender battle between the two tennis greats, along with the media circus surrounding it. Sarah Silverman, Alan Cumming and Bill Pullman are among the powerful supporting cast.
“This one is really timely,” Johns said. “We all know that the Trump administration is not really spent in maintaining or exercising Title IX, so it is really important that we are reminded right now of the importance of equality for girls. Terrific functionality by Emma Stone, who brings out the vulnerability of Billie Jean King in an essential moment in her private life, and as an historic actor on behalf of girls.”
World premiere in Telluride and viewing at TIFF; in theatres September 22
Phone Me By Your Title
Hailed by many critics as the best gay movie of this year, this sensual adaptation of André Aciman’s book, set along the gorgeous Italian Riviera from the 1980s, stars Armie Hammer as Oliver, a studly young academic who planks with the household of 17-year-old Elio (Timothée Chalamet), sparking their fervent love.
“I am trying my very best to tune out all the huzzahs I have been hearing because Sundance about ‘Call Me’– hype can on occasion be a double-edged sword,” said noted movie critic and Outfest senior developer Alonso Duralde, who’s just returned from the Venice International Film Festival, “but I am a lover of those folks involved … and I have very little doubt it will live up to expectations.”
Screening at TIFF; in theatres November 24
My Times of Mercy
Lady Ellen Page attends the 2015 Toronto International Film Festival on September 13, 2015 in Toronto, Canada. Taylor Hill / FilmMagic
Ellen Page is Lucy, the daughter of a convicted murderer and an energetic protester against capital punishment. Kate Mara is Mercy, a strong death penalty supporter. Unexpectedly for both, they find themselves drawn together. Can their powerful fascination overcome their deep differences?
“It is exciting to see Page continue to follow through on her 2014 coming out with a different commitment to a LGBTQ function,” Johns said.
Professor Marston along with the Wonder Women
Inspired by an alluring pupil and ideals of feminine strength and liberation, 1920s Tufts psychology professor William Moulton Marston (Luke Evans) creates the DC Comics superhero Wonder Woman, meanwhile integrating the pupil (Bella Heathcote) to a three-way relationship with his wife, Elizabeth (Rebecca Hall), in this biopic directed by “D.E.B.S.” and “The L Word” veteran Angela Robinson.
“The timing for this couldn’t be better,” Duralde stated. “And if Angela Robinson makes a movie, attention has to be paid.”
World premiere in TIFF; in theatres October 13
120 Beats Per Minute
Robin Campillo (“Eastern Boys”) directed this strong story revolving around a bunch of activists in France’s ACT UP motion in the early 1990s. Winner of the Grand Prix in its debut in Cannes earlier this year, the movie stars Argentinean actor Nahuel Pérez Biscayart, veteran of gay-themed strikes “Glue” and “All Yours.”
“[I am] looking forward to the one,” Duralde stated. “We seem to have reached a point where we can return with some historic distance at the start of the AIDS epidemic, along with the testimonials out of Cannes were shining”
Screening at TIFF; in theatres October 20
Martyr
Within this stylized first feature by Lebanese manager Mazen Khaled, a bunch of marginalized young guys from various Beirut communities have to face the wake of the buddy’s mysterious drowning along with the unfamiliar rites of his loved ones.
“I am hearing very good hype,” Duralde stated. “It’s a story about homosexual Muslims from Lebanon, and because we don’t get lots of queer stories from that area of earth, I am sure LGBTQ festival developers will make an effort to look.”
World premiere in Venice
Reinventing Marvin
Finnegan Oldfield attends the “Marvin” photocall through the 74th Venice Film Festival on September 3, 2017 in Venice, Italy. Dominique Charriau / WireImage
Within this free adaptation of this 2014 French book “En Finir Avec Eddy Bellegueule” by Edouard Louis, writer/director Anne Fontaine (“Coco Before Chanel”) introduces the coming-out tale of Marvin, who is shunned for being homosexual in his little French hometown. Isabelle Huppert seems as herself.
World premiere in Venice
Love, Cecil
Artist Cecil Beaton attends the art opening of 600 Faces by Cecil Beaton on May 3, 1969 in the Museum of New York City in New York City. Ron Galella / WireImage
Lisa Immordino Vreeland (“Diana Vreeland: The Eye Has To Traveling”) directs this fascinating biography of English photographer Cecil Beaton, who distinctively excelled in war, fashion and celebrity picture photography, and was likewise an Academy Award costume designer for “Gigi” and “My Fair Lady.”
World premiere in Telluride
The Prince and the Dybbuk
Yet another profile of an unsung homosexual film legend, this doc looks in the intriguing and frequently mystery-shrouded lifetime of Michael Waszyński, the aristocratic manager of one of Poland’s most import pre-war Yiddish films, “The Dybbuk,” who later produced several Hollywood epics like “The Fall of the Roman Empire.”
World premiere in Venice
Scotty and the Secret of Hollywood
Scotty Bowers on October 28, 2014, in Los Angeles, California. Charley Gallay / Getty Images for DSquared2
Interestingly a buddy to the aforementioned Cecil Beaton, Scotty Bowers, was one of Hollywood’s most exclusive male escorts and prolific pimps through its Golden Age. This titillating documentary profiles Bowers, who’s now in his 90s, as he looks back at some of his most legendary hookups, customers and confidants, including Cary Grant, Katherine Hepburn, Spencer Tracy, Vincent Price and George Cukor.
Porcupine Lake
Slovak-Canadian manager Ingrid Veninger presents this tale of two adolescent women, big-city Bea and small-town Kate, who locate summer love — and escape from their unpleasant home lives — in Ontario cottage country.
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