#i’m not hating on alonso or oscar

[promiscuousasexual]

bro these comments about oscar and alonso under alpine posts are just boring i’m so sorry like it’s so repetitive

[cheriladycl01]

It’ll come eventually, promise! - Lando Norris x Driver! Reader

Plot: You are there for your boyfriends first race win!

Credit to hamlectay for the GIF

Starting in Miami was always a great feeling. But what was even better was having been promoted to F1 for the 2024 season and getting to drive it as one of the top 20 drivers in the world.

When Lawrence Stroll dropped Aston Martin to bankroll a new team at the end of 2023, Lance moving was without a doubt a thing happening. But that left a free seat open at a high mid field team. Which they were more than happy to get you on board with considering your racing history.

Fernando in the few races you’d got to know him had became an excellent mentor and had taught you lots and you were thankful for him. He was like your on grid dad.

You’d had a decent season so far.

P10 in Bahrain - your first race and you were in the points only a few seconds behind your teammate.

P6 in Saudí - where you were able to drive with your old Prema teammate Oliver Bearman who was just behind you in P7.

P5 in Australia - where you got to celebrate your boyfriends first podium of the season.

P12 in Japan - some unforeseen issues in qualifying leaving you in P16 and having to climb your way up.

P6 in China - happy to celebrate both your points finish and your boyfriends first P2 podium of the season.

And you didn’t want to disappoint in Miami, not when there was so many people riding on your going well. F1 Academy where there looking up to you, and all of the stars that normally attended Miami.

Thursday came around and you were in the paddock messing around in TikTok with Fernando. Everyone loved you guys as the ‘dad and daughter duo’ where everyone could see how much he genuinely cared for you and wanted you to succeed. He always would praise you and boost your confidence when talking about you in interviews like many others making your have a huge fan base after only being in F1 for a few months.

Friday came around and you were still feeling great, the Miami heat was blazing and you and Fernando had been making TikTok’s to the Will Smith song that had been trending on F1 TikTok with the build up and anticipation for the weekend ahead.

Getting in the car for FP1 and you were flying. P5 … Alonso down in P19. He was too stressed though. But you were beyond excited knowing you got P5 without pushing too hard as your engineers had just asked you to get used to the track in an F1 car.

It was your boyfriend who you’d snuck into his hospitality just to give a massive cuddle when you text you saying he needed you, that wasn’t having a great weekend.

Despite the vast amount of upgrades brought to his car he’d only come in P16 where as Oscar who had half the upgrades he did was cruising up in P2 and he was frustrated to say the least.

Next was the Sprint Qually which you’d actually been doing well in for the other in China the previous week.

You went coming in a measly P10, not enough for points.

Lando was even more annoyed with starting in P9 on the same row as you, not that he thought he was the better driver or anything but right now he definitely had the better car and he just couldn’t work out why it wasn’t performing.

“Baby, it’ll come eventually I promise” you sighed that night as you held him closely in your shared hotel bed. His head was rested in your chest as all of his worries and woes were let out.

He always thought so negatively of himself and you hated it, in your eyes he was the most amazing person ever.

“But what if it doesn’t, what if I never win and … I’m just a wash out of podiums and missed opportunity” he said looking up at you, and his eyes made you cave. He looked so sad and helpless.

“Lando… I promise you. When the time is right, you’ll get that win. You’ve worked so hard for this and it’s something you deserve. Baby, you are the most driven and ambitious person I know and you will be a world champion. In my eyes you already are” you told him softly and he just pulled you tighter to him as he nuzzled into you more, so thankful for you being in his life.

Come the next day, and it was the sprint race. You managed to get yourself into the points coming in P6 having overtaken Lando and those ahead. Once Lando saw you going for it he knew he had to get up there with you!

He started to push it a little too much and ended up with a DNF. It was a very disappointing weekend thus far considering the amount of upgrades McLaren had brought to the team.

Qually begun and you were all the way down in P11 after your car malfunctioning in Q2 meaning you didn’t get into Q1.

Lando had a better qualifying coming in just ahead of his teammate. He felt a lot better going to bed with you that night and it was more him comforting you than the other way it had been the other night.

“Baby, you got all you could out of that car. You literally couldn’t do anything else your engine shut down!” He exclaims as you hadn’t really spoken to him all night. You’d been silent at dinner and once your got back to the room.

He pulled you into a hug as you let out a sigh thinking things over in your head before smiling at Lando and kissing his neck and up his jaw.

“Thank you, for the pep talk. And just being you” you smiled at him.

Then came race day.

Oscar had an incredible start going from P6 all the way to P2 and was really increíble. Your also had a fantastic start, deciding to be aggressive and managed to go from P11 into P8. You managed to get the inside line overtaking Yuki, your teammate Alonso and then Hamilton.

“Amazing driving Y/N. It’s looking good, we going to try for the 1 stop. Manage those tyres for now” your race engineer explains. And you did, slowing your pace for a little bit. You abused the safety car for you pit stop, just like Lando did, leaving you coming out in P6.

“Is Lando still in P1?” You ask, knowing he would be ahead of Max and Charles right now.

“Yes, Lando, Max, Charles Oscar and Carlos ahead” he explains. Right now you were defending from Perez when all of a sudden he swung round the outside knocking Sargeant into the gravel and into the race.

“Yellow flag for Sargeant!” You say clearly into your radio for the severity of where Logan was.

“Yellow flag and safety car released” your engineer informs you. You were stressing now, you knew that Lando would be fighting Max once the safety car is released.

“Is Logan okay? Is he out the car!” You ask.

“Yes, it’s all fine”

You focused on closing the gap to Carlos, who you knew would be fighting Oscar hard to try and get up into the podium positions so he can celebrate with Lando if he can hold of Max.

You were 0.076 seconds behind Carlos but before you could overtake him, he clipped the back of Oscar as he goes for an overtake nearly sending the Australian into you.

He pitted, leaving him down in a lower position out of points by the time he had come out, meaning that you and Carlos were battling it out with each other and Sergio Perez behind both of you.

“If you can get within 5 seconds of him, he has a time penalty for the incident with Piastri” your engineer explained to you.

“And Lando, is he still P1?” You ask.

“Yes Lando is P1 with a 6 second lead on Max” he answers and you feel as though you could cry.

“Today is the day Marcus” you smile as you speed up catching back up to Carlos. With the laps left you manage to overtake him getting into your highest finish of the season in P4. You couldn’t share a podium with your boyfriend but, part of you didn’t want to.

“Race finished, P4 amazing job today Y/N congratulations” your engineer exclaimed.

“What about Lando? Did he win?” You ask immediately not too bothered about your result.

“With a 7 second gap to Max, Lando won” he says and you let out a scream of happiness for him. YES’s whooping and a lot of swear words came from your mouth into the radio.

You knew later it would be aired and you get in trouble for your language but you really didn’t care.

Today was Lando’s day and you didn’t want to damper that. He’d just won his first F1 race after 110 of them. And you couldn’t be prouder of him, you were so happy and you were sobbing for him as you pulled up into where all the cars were.

You went over to your team, in Aston who had all come out to congratulate you on your best race so far. P11 to P4 on one set of tyres.

You were hugging them before one tapped you on the back, showing you Lando who was just getting out of his car. You rushed over to him pulling him into a massive hug.

“And there is Y/N Y/L/N driver of Aston Martin congratulating Lando on his first win with a huge hug! She’s crying, he’s crying! It’s a beautiful sight really, just two young drivers congratulating each other … wow what a day for both of them” the sky sports presenter admits on the tv watching the interaction down in park ferme.

“I love you so much! You are incredible Lando Norris” you smile gripping his helmet and flipping up his visor so you could see his tears rolling down onto his balaclava.

“Omg I won! I can’t believe I did it! I WON!” He cries and you just grin.

“Believe it Lando Norris because you are now an F1 race winner!” You smile and he does a cheer. You let him walk off, watching as he jumps into his team to celebrate.

You rush with the team after they’ve let Lando go, to go watch the podium. You were so excited and it definitely wasn’t something you were going to pass up!

As you watch him lift up his trophy it feels like your falling in love with him all over again, and it’s a feeling taking over your whole entire body. There is nowhere else and no one else you want to be or be with right now.

He can’t stop smiling at you and you can’t stop the happy tears from rolling down your face. Your cheering with Bianca who you’d grown close to and started to mentor a little bit even though you had Tina and Jessica around a little bit more as your Aston Martin girls.

Once the anthem starts you can’t help but see just how radiant he looks, the way the lowing Miami sun was beaming on him and making his already golden skin glow.

That was your man, your boyfriend and your future husband because in this moment you were sure you would do anything and everything to keep him by your side.

He was your soulmate and you were his, and as he was looking down at the way your face had tear stains and was a little puffy from rubbing away the tears he couldn’t agree more.

Clubbing for sure wasn’t the only celebrations that happened that night for you and Lando, that’s for sure.

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[earl-grey-teacake]

i am so in love with the baby AU like omg you are THE BEST❤️❤️ Can you explain how the babies are reacting to the other drivers? (like how would oscar react if max pick him up etc.) i’m going to support this fic and your upcoming works too!! sending you much hugs🫶🩷

Thank you so much!!! I’m so happy you enjoy it!!!❤️❤️❤️ I can absolutely explain!

I gave brief overviews, I can absolutely go in-depth if you want me to. Just shoot me an ask! 😊

Max Verstappen

Logan and Oscar is very chill around Max. Max gives fun uncle vibes and honestly, he’s ecstatic about being an uncle. It’s like being a parent without all the responsibility and obligations of being a parent. He’s the kind of uncle that takes them on hot laps and throws them in the air much to the chagrin of their parents.

When they both start karting, he is the most competitive guest they ever invited. Like sure the parents are competitive, but Max is there for support and pulling Logan aside to tell him it's okay to send the kid that tried hit him in practice into the barrier to "teach them a lesson".

Checo Perez

They both like him. He doesn’t interact with them a lot but if they were in need of a babysitter, Checo is on the list. He’s responsible, listens to them babble on and on because that’s what he does with Max, and remember to feed them healthy food.

Charles Leclerc

Charles is great with kid. He loves kids.

Logan likes Charles a lot. He finds Charles really funny and in turn, Charles bribes Logan with vanilla ice cream and lets him play with Leo. He also dresses Logan up in either Ferrari merch or his own stuff to take photos and mess with the others. He also bought a Ferrari stroller to take Logan and Oscar around Monaco in. He is committed to turning them into Ferrari fans because everybody is a Ferrari fan.

Oscar is a little bit difficult to get into Ferrari merch. He is devoted to papaya and will squirm as they try to put a red t-shirt on him. Charles will sometimes pick him up from Lando's and Carlos's place in Monaco just to hand out with him. He can be seen walking Leo and pushing a Ferrari stroller on his way to lunch.

Fernando Alonso

Alonso is great with kids. He has a lot of energy which freaked Logan out at first but he quickly became a favorite. Fernando will put Logan up to things to scare his parents, mainly George. He’s convinced Logan to tell his parents and their team that Aston Martin is his favorite team and went as far as to train Logan to cheer when the Aston Martin appear on screen.

Oscar finds him annoying but Alonso finds Oscar hilarious. He's onboard for the Alpine hate. He finds Oscar silence funny and likes to mess with him to get a response. Oscar's response is a frustrated yell and bats his arms at Alonso.

Lewis Hamilton

Both children are in awe and a little bit of fear. Lewis has a vibe around him that seems otherworldly and the kids recognize it. He’s very fun to be around and he gets them a lot of snacks so they are always on their best behavior around him. Logan is constantly being held by him and Lewis holds full on conversations as Logan babbles and points. Oscar is silent the entire time he is held by Lewis, thought whether it is because of anxiety or because he's naturally silent, one cannot tell.

Lance Stroll

In one word, STRESSED. This man is stressed out at the idea of taking care of children and the children are both stressed out by him and for him. If one of them cries all three of them are crying. However, when they aren’t stressed out, Lance is the one who gives the most treats. Candy, cookies, expensive fruit, whatever they want. They are most peaceful when they are sat in a circle together sharing a box of cookies.

Yuki Tsunoda

Weirded out by babies. The can't walk on their own, have to be held, eat only pureed food- Yuki is not a fan. Is one of those people who just cannot hold babies. He sort of dangles them as they wiggle around. An unpleasant situation for both of them. The children, when they were younger were not a fan of being held by him.

He does however, enjoy their company when they are older and can eat solid food. He is committed to having them try a lot of different foods and they love the fact they get different foods all the time. It's really hard to live on a diet of only British food.

Daniel Ricciardo

This man is a child at heart. The kids find him hilarious and Daniel finds them incredibly amusing. He loves messing with Oscar by showing him clips of Alpine. He drives them around in his sports cars, takes them to petting zoos, overall fun uncle vibes.

Logan loves being around him. At first, he was really shy and Daniel's outgoing-ness only seemed to spook him but he warmed up after that. Oscar also finds him very funny but is very reactive to the Alpine clips.

Valtteri Bottas

Valtteri is great with the kid. They find Valterri incredibly amusing and funny. He's also the kind of person who would throw the kids in the air and catch them.

He is closer to Logan simply because of his proximity to Mercedes and Lewis. Logan sees him as one of the fun uncles in comparison to Lewis, who is more calm and reserved.

Zhou Guanyu

Oscar and Zhou get along very well. Both are very quiet and are content just being there. When spending time with him, Oscar is silently doing his thing while Zhou does his own stuff. It's a very compatible relationship.

Logan on the other hand, requires a bit more stimuli. He's easily entertained by videos of Zhou's cat, Sweetcorn. Logan loves animals put he can't have his own pet with al the traveling and they don't visit the UK a lot so Logan is very excited to see Zhou's cat, who is absolutely adorable.

***I am grouping them together since the response is very similar. I also find them to be much mellower people (with the exception of Alpine).

Nico Hulkenberg and Kevin Magnussen

Both of the kids interact very little with the Haas drivers. Both the drivers are also responsible parents so they interaction that they have had are always positive.

Logan has been mistaken to be their kid before. He's a blonde and green-eyed, he looks more like one of the Haas kids then Alex and George's.

Esteban Ocon and Pierre Gasly

Oscar is not a fan of both of them due to them being Alpine drivers. If they come to Oscar in non-Alpine clothes Oscar is fairly chill but since they are usually wearing their team kit, Oscar goes into a full-blown meltdown. We're talking screaming, crying, hiding behind Andrea and Zak as if the Alpine is going to come alive and eat him.

Logan doesn't interact with the drivers outside races and a majority of the time, his interactions are heavily influenced by Oscar's freak out. Oscar, in all his protectiveness, will not let Logan be near them lest his best friend be harmed.

Logan's one interaction outside of the paddock and without Logan was when Alex was invited to a Redbull event with the current and former drivers. George had refused to go on principle seeing as he called them out for their treatment of Alex and the fact he raced for one of their rivals. Logan was sat next to Pierre at the dinner where he was fed different types of cheeses the whole time because they wanted to his reactions. He also found out he is not a big fan of chevre cheese.

Thank you so much for the ask! I hope you like it.❤️

Sending hugs🥰 Please feel free to send more asks❤️

[leclerc-s]

big reputations - part seven

series masterlist // previous // next

sabrina carpenter LET'S GO DANNY!! GET THAT FUCKING TRACTOR IN THE FUCKING POINTS BABY!!

charles leclerc so just fuck the rest of us right? sabrina carpenter oh, i'm sorry, i wasn't aware that you were coming back to racing after being on medical leave?? charles leclerc you're right, as you were.

daphne jones don't worry charles, we're all praying ferrari doesn't fuck up your race.

max verstappen that's just not possible. it's ferrari we're talking about

charles leclerc ok fuck you. you don't even get along with your teammate away from the cameras. oscar piastri could never be me sabrina carpenter we know they don't call you oscar 'heart eyes' piastri for nothing

daphne jones you're all children

sabrina carpenter your* children

sabrina carpenter anyways, max what are your thoughts on seven by daphne?

oscar piastri GET HER OFF OF TWITTER ALREADY!!

sabrina carpenter NO!!

daniel ricciardo i don't get it, what does seven have to do with f1 twitter??

charles leclerc even i know what it means

max verstappen i also don't get it

sabrina carpenter charles and oscar get it that's all that matters

max verstappen you're a very weird person

sabrina carpenter at least none of my exes have looked like they could be my parent or my sibling

charles leclerc

oscar piastri

charles leclerc as the children say, gagged him.

max verstappen i literally hate you

sabrina carpenter that's okay. i hate you too.

daphne jones everyday i begin to question why i'm friends with any of you.

daniel ricciardo i agree. none of you are normal.

oscar piastri starting with you two.

oscar piastri i thought the worst thing about this weekend was going to be my dnf. but jesus christ, how could i be so wrong??

sabrina carpenter permission to attack?

daphne jones permission denied sabrina carpenter but mom!

max verstappen well oscar’s a fucking psychic

daniel ricciardo do you want to talk about it buddy?

charles leclerc if i fucking talk about it i think i’ll cry. so no, i don't.

oscar piastri reputation era incoming?

daphne jones not the time osc

charles leclerc it’s fucking bullshit

sabrina carpenter if i had a nickel for every time carlos inherited a position after a disqualification i’d have two nickels.

sabrina carpenter no i swear to fucking god if i see one spanish media headline bashing on charles i will be attacking, permission or no permission. sabrina carpenter why is this guy treated like the second coming of jesus christ in spanish media when fernando alonso is right there? the 2x world champion, the 106 podium placer. sabrina carpenter sainz has 18, compared to fernando it's fucking nothing

max verstappen i thought you knew that it's rumored that carlos’ family has an in with the spanish media? that’s why they love him so much.

sabrina carpenter i’m biting fucking ankles. i hope charles manages to overtake him in the driver standings just shut them up.

charles leclerc at this point it'll take a fucking miracle. lando overtook me in the standings. lando, who had a horrible fucking start to his season and was barely managing to get into the points. says a lot about my season and myself as a driver doesn't it.

daphne jones were you not the vice champion last year? you're a great driver charles, you've just had a horrible season. you've made some mistakes but the majority has been ferrari's fault. if they could just get their shit together you'd have a better season.

charles leclerc thanks, i really needed to hear that.

daniel ricciardo besides, hasn't max constantly said that he enjoys fighting on track with you? i think you're one of the few who he likes fighting with on track. last year was great for you two, maybe we'll get a repeat of it next year.

oscar piastri you're 26 charles, you've got plenty of time to get a wdc, one shitty season isn't going to change that.

sabrina carpenter i will be manifesting a podium for you in mexico to make up for this shitty weekend

charles leclerc thank you sabrina

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¡leclerc-s speaks! i have a lot of grievances about texas this year, in case you couldn't tell. realistically i know them performing at the vegas ceremony doesn't work because it clashes with eras tour dates but can we pretend the brazil shows are a week later?? i'm realizing i now have to come up with a nonsense outro for vegas, any ideas?? i did take some creative liberties with the points during the us grand prix, sorry to pierre but someone had to be sacrificed. sorry in advance for portraying carlos the way i did, BUT IT'S FOR THE STORIES PURPOSE!! I PROMISE I LIKE HIM!!

¡disclaimer! this is in no way making assumptions about the people involved in this story, this is all fake. it is a fanfiction please don't take any of what is said seriously. this is all for entertainment purposes and as a creative outlet. enjoy!

[beabnormal24]

My hot takes on this gp:

1) Donald Trump thing

Edit: I might rewrite this ‘cause I’ve been thinking about it a little bit more.

I know that it was not right of Lando to say nice things about Trump, but I also know that him and all the other drivers on the grid are completely PR indoctrinated, and I sincerely believe that he just went with what the team told him to say.

In top of that, I also sincerely think that he wasn’t thinking at all about his own words with all the adrenaline of the win, which might not be a complete justification, but it’s still a reason why he would say those things.

Apart from that, I also feel like I can’t talk about this in primis because it’s not something I’m an expert in, so this is merely my opinion.

2) Carlos’ penalty

First of all, can we all appreciate the show him and Oscar put on? Incredible racing, just top quality, so so beautiful, I got the chills for every single lap and held my breath every time Carlos tried to make a move and Oscar just closed the doors for him.

I loved it a lot.

Second of all, I won’t say if the penalty was deserved or not ‘cause I’m not a steward or anything, but what I do want to say is that Oscar did indeed push Carlos off the track at first (that doesn’t mean that Oscar is a bad driver, I’m just stating the obvious).

On top of that, Checo not receiving a single penalty for that basically “dive-bombing” is… I don’t even have the words for that, really.

And it’s not only them but also Lewis’ move during the sprint that basically took Lando and Lance out both and finished Fernando’s race.

So, maybe, when these things happen together, you start really thinking that when Fernando Alonso says “Because he is not a Spaniard” then maybe he might be right, you know?

3) Carlos saying that he was frustrated with Oscar

It is like- the most normal thing he could say?

He said the same exact thing about Daniel in the sprint! He appreciates their skills, but obviously got frustrated that he could not get past them (in Daniel’s case, literally, in Oscar’s case, because of a penalty).

He never said he hated Oscar, he never said anything similar, and neither did Oscar! If they did on the radio, then please go in and be calm on a radio in a car going around 200kpmh while fighting another car, let’s see what you can do.

They were both really calm after the stewards’ office and they did not say anything bad about each other anymore, why do you feel the need to stir unnecessary drama all the freaking time?

Carlos even went to the McLaren garage to congratulate the engineers. And for those who are saying “he should apologise to Oscar”, uh, no? Why would he?

It’s the sport, it’s how it works! I sincerely think that Oscar would be more offended if Carlos went and apologised to him for that, ‘cause that’s racing. And also, if you’re thinking like that, then Oscar should also apologise for pushing him off the track and almost causing him a proper incident.

But they don’t apologise because it’s racing, simple as that.

Good God, just please think twice before writing hateful comments about Carlos or Oscar.

[luuuucas]

My comments on the Miami GP 2024

1- Firstly, I will say I despise Miami. As if the circuit wasn’t bad enough, I hate the climate formed with the celebrities.

This race was not an exception. Camilla and Jake Paul at Ferrari, James Charles at Red Bull, not to mention the orange guy at mclaren (i will mention it later).

2- I love KMag criminal but today was not it. Logan’s true home race was fucked and right when he was getting confident w the car.

3- Alonso said Lance had more chances of making points since he was starting higher and in points positions. Somehow (nobody is really surprised), Alonso did made points and not Lance, anyways...

4- This car:

5- Now, Tr*mp. This guy gets clapped at around McLaren, but when Seb and Lew protest for women and lgbt rights Z*k Br*wn was the first asking to not make F1 into a politics sport. The hypocrisy???

6- Also, Lando’s comments on him😭 boy what the hell happened to you????? I was so happy for him and his win I almost got a heart attack, then I find him saying “T is someone you have respect for in many ways”, among other things. I will wait a bit before giving my opinion about this, because to be fair I don’t even know what I think.

7- I was hopping for an Oscar win, but now I’m glad he didn’t (therefore the orange man was far away from him). He still did an amazing race.

8- Carlos/Oscar beef is always sending me. This man gets so mad at Oscar 😭😭.

9- Also, the Pierre/Esteban beef

10- It was nice to have Nano and Esteban back and the post-race pic.

11- EVERYONE CONGRATULATING LANDO?! It was really sweet, I loved the Fernando dad-congratulation and all the post they made dedicated to him.

12- Loved seeing Mick in the sprints !!

13- Max sitting in the wrong seat in the post-race interview and Charles laughing at him

14- “Me gusta la velocidad, así que automáticamente me encanta la fórmula uno”

15- Charles being the biggest hater of “Scuderia Ferrari HP” and the blue clothes for Miami

16- Nico was cheering for Lando and you can’t prove me otherwise

17- Newey judging the Ferrari cars

18- Live, Laugh, Love, FRed Vausser

19- “NO-WINS who” tweet

20- I adored the Ricciardo comeback to be fair💙💙💙💙💙

21-And Yuki keeps proving himself!!!!!

22- Charles Leclerc baggy pants agenda

I DID LOVE THIS RACE BTW, it was amazing but I wish some things had not happen.

[lexxlouuu]

How you get the Girl

Chapter 6: Off to the Races

Warnings: cyber bullying, cursing

redbullracing

Off to the races 🏎️🏎️

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Username1: time to see if nepo baby can actually race 🙄

Username2: finally race week again

addie_stewart95: made the new friendship bracelet made just in time @Earnhardt_Lily 😅

Earnhardt_Lily: @addie_stewart95 already got mine on 🫠🫠 though boss man has to temporarily wear it while I’m vroom vrooming around the trackie track 😅

lucejohnson: I have both yours on 🫣 💙❤️🧡🖤 @addie_stewart95 @Earnhardt_Lily

Earnhardt_Lily

Came to the track and only found a max 🏎️ I’m not sure if I’m liking the new papaya in my life 🤪

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Interview Before the Race and Free Practices

Croft: Here we have Lando Norris from Mclaren, Charles Leclerc from Ferrari l, Fernando Alonso from Aston Martin, and Lily Earnhardt from Red Bull. Let’s start with the closest to me and make our way down the couch, so that’s you Lando. The question for all four of you is how do you feel about the upcoming race, season, and how does the car feel so far for you?

Lando: I feel pretty confident in the team. Oscar seems to be a good addition in the garage. It is always nice to get a chance to recharge the batteries over winter break, but I really am just happy to be back in the car and on the track.

Charles: The car seems to be well designed, obviously it was designed by Matteo last season and we have Fred in the drivers seat this season. So it is just getting a feel for the new car and change in the garage. It is different but still welcome and happy to see where it goes. I am just really looking forward to the new season and hope to have good pace and get on the podiums.

Fernando: Obviously it is a new car and a new team for me, but I am happy, still hungry for podiums. I am excited to race and get in the car on the track.

Lily: I feel pretty excited and just ready to get in the car and on the track just like everyone else. The car seems to feel nice, obviously it is a different feeling especially with the amount of g-force compared to the Penske car. But training over the winter really was helpful with that, I was constantly on the sims just preparing for the season. Just really overall excited to race against new drivers and on new tracks.

Croft: The next question is for Lando, Charles, and Fernando. How do you feel about having a female on the grid? Does it change anything to you as drivers personally?

Lando: I mean honestly the only change is that it’s a new face in a Red Bull. I honestly don’t mind it. I think it will be an exciting and positive change for the sport and a step towards the future.

Charles: Uhh like Lando said it does not really change anything. We are all competitors regardless of gender. Just a new face to the grid.

Fernando: I was able to watch Lily race the past few years as a fan of the Indy Car series. She is good and is capable behind the wheel. I just am excited to see how she does on the track coming from Indy Car.

Croft: Lily what was your mindset coming into formula 1 and this weekend?

Lily: To be honest I was nervous at first. Many see Motorsport, more specifically Formula 1 as a man’s sport. So I was very much nervous about possible hate or non-acceptance from the fans, but also the other teams on the grid. Before I left the states it was easy to just live in the bubble of excitement. Really it wasn’t until the day I left to get on the plane did it really hit nerves wise. My dad was the one really to help me break out of that mindset. Growing up and then getting into Indy Car he has always been there. To be the shoulder to lean on when people would cry nepotism because my dad is Dale Earnhardt Jr and racing is the family business. He just told me what he always has and that was to just get in the car and have fun. If you are having fun you are to busy to think of the rest and can ignore any hate or criticism. Then coming to the track this weekend it was really nice to see some fans with my old Penske kits from Indy and decked out in the friendship bracelets. As well as the fans wearing the new Red Bull kits with my name and number on them. So I am grateful to the fans old and new for being so supportive.

[mactavishwritings]

Hii how are you!!! Any new hobbies or anything interesting going on? That sounds so creepy but I’m not trying to be weird I just like learning about hobbies and things that people find interesting 😭

OH IM SO GLAD YOU ASKED. IM DESPERATE TO TALK ABOUT FORMULA 1

yes i have recently discovered f1 and i love it :-) carlos and charles are my favs so far but i do love daniel and oscar. also you hate to hear it but alonso is hot. i will not accept criticism about it

still kinda in the COD fandom. lewis and elliot looking similar helps! i like to imagine gaz as an f1 driver sometimes :-)

i’m trying to get back into makeup bc my job is making me hate it recently so i’m wanting to try new things w it

bridgerton’s newest season comes out in two days and i could faint i’m so excited

recently switched all my body products from cherry scented to pistachio scented! also got billie eilish’s perfume and it’s very nice. love the vanilla

finally restocked my self tanner too

i like this :-) feel free to ask me more

[formulapisces]

F1 QUALI HEART RATE EXPERIMENT RESULTS:

(in case you didn’t know, during qualifying i was recording my heart rate, to see any patterns or when my heart rate is fastest/ slowest.) also i’m not an actual doctor or whatever, i run a formula one blog and this is what i do for fun apparently…

my hypothesis was that my heart rate would be fastest in Q3 when my favourite drivers are setting their final laps/ in the third sector.

some important things to consider:

• i have POTS, which (in simple terms) makes my heart rate faster/calmer depending on my posture - during this experiment i was sitting up straight and my heart rate was resting.

• i mostly support the mclaren drivers - but i also support the ferrari drivers. (i’m annoying i know)

• my watch glitched part way into Q2, and said my heart rate was 170 suddenly, when it was actually around 70-80BPM

• i’m italian and biased cos monza/ferrari. soz :)

VARIABLES:

• Dependant Variable: my heart rate (recorded in Beats Per Minute - BPM)

• Independant Variable: the driver qualifying + stage of qualifying

• Controlled Variable: i am recording my results with an Apple Watch series 3 (it’s a bit old now and not so good so don’t be expecting exact numbers) + my posture (also not so good.)

now actually onto the results:

resting: 60BPM

highest: 134BPM (…you’ll see) - this is actually quite low for me, especially in quali. i just wasn’t that hyped clearly.

lowest: 59BPM

Q1:

Q1 average: 76BPM

oscar piastri almost out: 91BPM

Q2:

Q2 average: 85BPM

lando norris almost out: 95BPM

giancarlo fisichella sighting: 89BPM

(at this point my watch told me to take a minute of mindfulness. i said no because i am a formula one fan who hates themself. it also happened when fisichella was on screen - coincidence? i think not.)

Q3:

Q3 average: 111BPM

when my earphones ran out of battery and my broadcast paused: 92BPM

charles leclerc and carlos sainz take P1 back to back: 90BPM

kelly p*quet sighting: 99BPM (scared me ig)

drivers take their Q3 outlaps: 90BPM

then i recorded my heart rate when each driver went over the line:

Fernando Alonso: 88BPM (anomalous result???)

Sergio Perez: 103BPM

Max Verstappen: 107BPM

Lewis Hamilton: 100BPM

George Russell: 104BPM

Oscar Piastri: 107BPM

Lando Norris: 125BPM

Charles Leclerc: 112BPM

Carlos Sainz: 126BPM

Alex Albon: 104BPM

MEAN AVERAGE (excluding anomalous results): 109.7recurringBPM

A SUMMARY:

my hypothesis proved correct - my heart rate increased with each part of qualifying, especially if my favourite drivers were crossing the line.

Q1: 76BPM

Q2: 85BPM

Q3: 111BPM

CARLOS SAINZ PROVISIONAL POLE: 126BPM

HOWEVER, you may have noticed at the beginning i recorded my fastest heart rate as being ‘134BPM’ but i haven’t spoken about it yet. this is because that was my recorded heart rate when CHARLES LECLERC was giggling and speaking italian in his interview. can you blame me though?

FINDINGS:

my heart beats fast ferrari.

[dizzyduck44]

Can we be a little bit realistic about Mick Schumacher.

At the moment I’m seeing equal parts rejoicing and absolute hate. I’ve been accused of being a level headed voice so let’s break this down.

Mick came to F1 with an ok record, nothing spectacular. The thing to remember is he came through the ranks with a huge crop of talent, I’ve mentioned this before, the class of 99. At the head of that crop was Lando Norris. He won virtually everything at the first attempt, the F2 titles and Macau being exceptions. Win move on, win move on. Mick was doing similar just having to wait for Lando to clear the series first. It resulted in a two year longer wait to arrive in F1 and that should be the first warning. He wasn’t the cream of the crop.

Now once in F1, holy hell, where do we start. Yes Ferrari were right not to put a rookie in their car alongside Le Clerc. However taking on Saniz should have sent alarm bells ringing in the Schumacher camp. Carlos had the talent but had always been made to feel unwanted in a team. His time at McLaren, a team who wanted him, listened to him and a team mate who made every day fun, even the bad ones, had seen his talent and personality blossom. Anyone who thought he was a seat warmer for Schumacher were in for a rude awaking.

So Ferrari place Mick at Haas, a customer team. On the face of it, perfect move. HOWEVER, the team had taken on a second rookie so instantly not the best environment to learn. A rookie who’s Dad is a major sponsor of the team. 😬 Then the team announce they will not develop the car this season. Right so learning is now reduced to 22 races of learn the tracks, learn how an F1 car handles and how to get lapped.

Let’s be honest here, was Haas the understanding and supportive environment Lando was given as a rookie at McLaren? Was there a wiser calmer head to discuss things through like Charles had at Alfa Romeo? Was Guther a Claire Williams like cheerleader with a Toto and Niki lurking in the background for honest advice like George had? Absolutely not.

Now let’s address the elephant in the room. All rookies have crashes. The first season you expect it. You expect mechanical failures as they are a little ham fisted with the delicate machines. (Please remember this for Oscar and Logan this year). You don’t expect Fernando Alonso to come flying over you! (Sorry wrong driver 😂). The point is Mick had, an as to be expected rookie season.

Then season 2, new cars, new teammate. It’s like starting from square one. Was there improvement, yes. Was there a few too many crashes, possibly, but everyone had their issues last year, even Max. As the year rolled on and Carlos won a race and Magnuson took a shock pole, it was becoming clear, the way to Ferrari was closed and Haas weren’t about to commit.

I’m not saying this would have been a knock to Mick’s confidence but it sure as hell wasn’t helping.

Then the other side of the coin started to roll. Mick was constantly referred to as respectful, thoughtful, mild mannered, eager to learn, he got on well with the other drivers. Lewis and Seb couldn’t speak highly enough of him.

The picture from Seb’s retirement meal of Lewis, Lando, Seb and Mick jumped out at me as two older drivers seeing themselves in younger driver and being there to guide them through the pitfalls they had already found.

As the end of the season dawned and Mick found himself out of a seat it is too easy to shout, he just isn’t good enough, he never was. My feeling is Toto saw the shitshow he has been through the last two years and thought he deserves a chance to learn in a better environment. Mick gets on well with Lewis and George and will learn so much from them that wasn’t available to him at Haas and Ferrari didn’t seem keen on offering.

I think Mick knew this was where he was heading for a while as towards the end of the season we saw him talking more with George and Lando. Maybe they were trying to be supportive, maybe he was fishing for info.

Mercedes’ customer teams allow him an opportunity to learn from Alonso and be around a genuine friend in Lance. At McLaren he would be with drivers his own age where he is the middle ground, not the experience of Lando but able to help Oscar. At Williams there is an opportunity to show them what he can do. It keeps him in the shop window.

I don’t think we can base Mick’s true F1 potential on two seasons at Haas. Is he the greatest on the grid? current evidence would say a long way from it. Does he deserve to be slung out as “not good enough”? I think this second chance with Mercedes will tell us. Proper teaching and other opportunities may do the young Schumacher wonders. Does he deserve hate for any of this? Absolutely not

[the-vex-archives]

Formula 1 Masterlist (2024)

General

Blurb

"RANDOM NSFW THOUGHTS I'VE HAD ABOUT F1 DRIVERS" (18+)

@issdisgrace

(No Summary Provided)

Max Verstappen

Fics

"Into The Arms of Another" Part 2 Final Part ( Social Media AU )

@astonmartinii

After Charles leaves her out in the cold, y/n falls into the arms of another.

Oneshots

"Waking Up In Vegas"

@bad268

Chaotic wins mean forgotten proposals and spontaneous marriages.

"from mate to love"

@shaarlslec

In which you pretend to despise each other as teammates when in fact none of you does so.

"Terrible Two" ( x Hamilton! Reader )

@5sospenguinqueen

Lewis hates the idea of Max dating his sister. Not because he's overprotective but because he’s trying to save the younger driver from the insanity of his sister. Or the one where Y/N terrorizes the Grid OFF the track and Max terrorizes them ON the track.

"awooga" ( x Wolff! Reader ) ( Social Media AU )

@lewisvinga

In which y/n thinks she’s fawning over her boyfriend on her private, until she realized she just exposed her relationship on her public account.

"Disturbing the Peace" ( x Vettel! Reader )

@pucksandpower

An environmental activist disturbs the carefully constructed peace of Max’s life and turns his whole world on its head (or in which environmentalism and being a menace both run in the Vettel family).

"American Royalty" ( x Kennedy! Reader ) ( Social Media AU )

@starkwlkr

(No Summary Provided)

Lando Norris

Blurb

Your First Time With Lando (18+)

@lvndosnorris

Having sex with Lando for the first time and u expect him to be dominant but he’s whining, whimpering and CRYING.

Charles Leclerc

Oneshots

SOFT LAUNCH ( Social Media AU ) ( x Male! Reader )

@f1xmalereader

(No Summary Provided)

"I’m having his baby!"

@foreveralbon

In which they have a dog, an ollie and… a stroller?

"I always keep my promises" ( x Popstar! Reader ) ( Social Media AU )

@pucksandpower

(No Summary Provided)

"Never Have I Ever" ( x Sainz! Reader )

@pucksandpower

A game of Never Have I Ever leads to revelations your brother wishes he could forget (and half the grid running for their lives).

"Oscar Jack Piastri-Leclerc"

@pucksandpower

Congrats … it’s a boy!

"Going Once, Going Twice" ( x Redbull Engineer! Reader )

@pucksandpower

Getting roped into participating in a charity date auction changes your life forever.

"resting mean face" ( x Driver! Reader )

@claypgeons

You have a resting mean face, it makes everyone think you hate them.

"slutty man" ( x Driver! Reader )

@claypgeons

“the sluttiest thing a man can do is wear glasses.”

Lewis Hamilton

Fics

"SMILE! YOUR ON CAMERA" Part 2 ( Social Media AU )

@h4m1lt0ns @old-lorarri ( Collab )

When everyone’s favorite couple’s sex tape leaks, all hell breaks loose.

"Terrible Two" ( x Sister! Reader )

@5sospenguinqueen

Lewis hates the idea of Max dating his sister. Not because he's overprotective but because he’s trying to save the younger driver from the insanity of his sister. Or the one where Y/N terrorizes the Grid OFF the track and Max terrorizes them ON the track.

Lance Stroll

Oneshots

"with the next one"

@lewisvinga

A certain leak reveals a huge secret of the young aston martin driver and it sends the grid into a frenzy.

Fernando Alonso

Oneshots

"miss diaz"

@everythingne

With Fernando's new appreciation of tiktok, fans begin to wonder where he's getting the ideas from, until he ends up racing alongside his previously unknown daughter… who is already a driver, and in her twenties.

Jenson Button

Oneshots

"father, son, and the holy spirit" ( x Platonic! Logan Sargeant ) ( Social Media AU )

@beiasluv

Jensen adopted Logan and that’s a fact

Logan Sargeant

Oneshots

"father, son, and the holy spirit" ( x Platonic! Logan Sargeant ) ( Social Media AU ) ( x Jenson Button )

@beiasluv

Jensen adopted Logan and that’s a fact

Toto Wolff

Oneshots

"awooga" ( x Daughter! Reader ) ( Social Media AU )

@lewisvinga

In which y/n thinks she’s fawning over her boyfriend on her private, until she realized she just exposed her relationship on her public account.

Oscar Piastri

Oneshots

"yeah, my wife"

@lewisvinga

Oscar randomly revealed that he was married young and it sends the grid into chaos and confusion. what he reveals after made everything more chaotic.

[itshoneywhatever]

🏎️💨 THE FORMULA 1 TAG GAME! 🏎️💨:

Thank you @linewire for the tag!! And sorry it took me so long to get to it ❤️‍🩹

1. Who or what got you into F1?

Tiktok started to bombard me with edits of Toto Wolff, and I became obsessed with the man. Then the edits turned to Max Verstappen and his sad past and how much he has accomplished. I couldn’t say no to those blue eyes. Then I watched DTS and that made me realize I will die defending Max.

2. Who was the very first F1 driver you supported? Do you support them now? Have your opinions on them differed or stayed the same since then?

It started with Max and it will end with Max. I think very highly of him, he has a good head on his shoulders and has calmed down quite a bit since he started racing.

3. Who’s your current favourite F1 driver?

Max Verstappen. Charles in second place and of course Sebastian Vettel 💞

Honorable mention to Fernando Alonso, Lando and Oscar 💞

4. Is there a driver pairing or pairings you support? What made you attracted to that pairing in the first place?

Lestappen, that’s my main ship in the F1 fandom. I also like Hamilton x Vettel, Landoscar, Dany Ric x Lando, Seb x Kimi.

5. Do your parents, siblings or relatives have a favourite

Back in the day, my mom was a Schumacher girlie, she now likes Hamilton. Doesn’t care much for the teams tho.

6. Do you have any favourite races? Are there any that stand out to you the most?

Singapore 2023 is the first race i watched live, so it’s kinda special for me in a sentimental way. I liked Qatar 2023 a lot, I know most of the drivers had a terrible time but the dominance Max has in that race, being the only driver no to get out of track limits, ot was simply insane. Qatar 2023 was insane and Max’s performance was a master class in driving.

7. Do you have a favourite circuit? Can be from the past or from the current calendar.

I haven’t seen all circuits live, that’s why i can’t say for sure I do have one. Monaco is iconic but i find it underwhelming. Abu Dhabi is a pretty good one i’d say.

8. Have you ever been to an F1 race in real life? Feel free to tell us your experience going to one if you like.

No, I haven’t. I would love to. Especially the Brazilian GP since is the closest to my country.

9. Have you ever met an F1 driver in real life?

No, i haven’t. I would love to, especially Max, Charles or Lando.

10. Do you have a favourite F1 car? If so, what is it?

Rocky 🥰

I’m pretty basic so I my favorite car is Max’s RB19 because it got him an unbelievable season in 2023.

11. Do you have a favourite one win wonder?

Oscar. He may not be a GP winner, but at least he’s a race winner and I love that for him.

12. Do you have any favourite quotes from the F1 world? This can either be inspirational or hilarious.

“Everyone is a Ferrari fan. Even if they say they're not, they are Ferrari fans” - Sebastian Vettel.

I hate it so much because it’s so goddamn true 😭 I’m a Red Bull girlie through and through but I can’t escape the love for Ferrari 😭

“Enjoy the butterflies. Enjoy being naive. Enjoy the nerves, the pressure, people not knowing your name, all that stuff.” - Daniel Ricciardo 💞

No pressure tags @il-predestinato @lestappenforever @auroralightsinwinter 💫

[russilton]

Alright I don’t think anyone wants to read all these answers from me but I’ve never been one to shy from divulging internet data so let’s go.

Thank you for the tag @wigglesforonce

Who is your favourite driver?

Gewis Hamussel. I love Lewis and George equally and I’ve stood by this for 3 years and I won’t stop now. If I’m forced to pick one for a form I’ll pick Lewis because I loved him first and longer, but otherwise I refuse to choose.

Do you have other favourite drivers?

I will die for Mercedes Reserve/Junior Frederik Vesti. He’s just such a great little dude, cheerful, calm, confident, I LIKE this small (tall) man. Doesn’t hurt he’s a fantastic driver.

Doriane Pin is also a new favourite. Go go pocket rocket!

I also have a confessed love for Jack Doohan, he’s very gender. I suffer a fondness for Yuki, Zhou and sometimes Esteban and Oscar. I also am quite fond of the McLaren and Penske FE drivers (a deep hate for mclaren makes this very conflicting. I am aware.)

Who is your least favourite driver?

Oooof, now it’s easier to list drivers I like than drivers I hate cause it’s a long list, but the crown really has to go to Max Verstappen, with a supporting role for Fernando Alonso. Most drivers I don’t like fall into one of two characters - shitty on track, and shitty off track. For example, I don’t really have a good reason to beef with Roman Stanek as far as I know, but he fucked my f2 drivers enough on track he is now my mortal enemy. On the other side, Lando Norris is a perfectly serviceable driver. But he’s also a cunt. So fuck him. Most driver fall into both on some level, or confirmation bias reinforces it, but Max and Fernando embody both and I could probably give a TED talk about why they damage the sport for the future. Also they’re *deeply* racist. So fuck them.

Do you root for drivers of do you root for teams as well?

Drivers. I’ll root for the team in the case that constructors points will mean good things for my drivers, but I hate the idea of being a corporate fan. Businesses aren’t your friends. I’ll often use merc as a catch all, because both its drivers are my favourites, so it’s easier to speak about the team as a whole. But if both boys left and they dropped Fred and Dori, I’d drop merc like a hot rock.

If you like teams, who do you root for?

I WILL admit a fondness for certain Mercedes engineers like Bono, Shov, James, etc. The love and passion shown in the debriefs and BTS videos- but I don’t really count that as supporting the team so much as the players? It’s complicated, I just think Toto Wolff and Merc upper management fucking suck. Call that what you will. I like James Vowles and the roll he’s been taking at Williams is impressive, but I can’t really say I support Williams when I’m neutral on the drivers. I’ll generally warn against supporting bosses because it’ll always bite you… but I’m a hypocrite and James come back to Merc pls.

How long have you been into F1?

This will be my fifth season watching now. My first race was Austria 2020

What got you into F1?

My dad has been a life long f1 fan, from the 70’s to now, so I grew up with it always being around, but it wasn’t until I was back home from uni during the pandemic that I sat down to watch with him, because he was finally willing to explain it to me. I also came across f1 memes on Reddit and it got me hooked. I didn’t join F1blr until 22 though, when I discovered rpf content organically.

I’ve been a hamilton fan from day one, he’s a sort of home town hero, and I remember being in the room and my dad’s cheering when he won the first championship. Runs in the family

Do you enjoy fanfic/RPF?

Be fuckin wild if I didn’t, considering I write it lmao.

How do you view new fans?

I say this as the strongest compliment I can— I have no fuckin idea how you guys survive being here given the shit show of the last couple years- but I’m always excited to welcome new people to the Gewis side of things.

I also end up frequently as the guy going “how can you support x given their shitty history ” only to learn someone is like a couple months in and understandably has no idea about that yet, leading to an accidental crash course on the current grids fuck ups. I’m very sorry to those people, it will happen again.

Are your friends and family into f1 as well?

Here and there, my dad is probably the most passionate of them and its my favourite when we can watch together but my mom will ask what’s going on, and my larger family are fans but in the very… het sense of it. We would struggle to watch together. As for friends, my poor long suffering partner let me drag her into it (go follow @thatsmemate ), and most of my friends are from f1blr, so of course they are.

Some of my old ex stevetony friends I still keep touch with don’t watch, but ask me every now and then what’s been going on in the f1 world, because they are deeply sweet.

Are you open to talking to other fans/making friends?

Always. Always, always, always. I am generally a nervous guy in new places and conversations, but once settled I’ll chat your ear off.

I do often need other people to reach out to me first, I can’t often tell when someone wants to speak, so I wait for them to speak first, and when chatting I get forgetful and can struggle to remember to reply when busy. Some people find that a turn off, and that’s fair enough.

What I’m saying is if I don’t reach out first or reply slow. Don’t assume I hate you, I just struggle to juggle all my tasks these days. Disability is a bitch.

Wow, over sharing, I said you’d get it

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Not tagging anyone bc I haven’t been paying attention so I don’t know who’s been tagged and who hasn’t, and I don’t want to embarrass myself. If you want to join in, I’m your tag.

[sainz-leclerc]

Okay but I’m starting to get really anxious about this whole Danny , Zak Brown , Oscar , McLaren situation for quite a few reasons.

1. Obviously no one wants Danny gone.

2. If Oscar does get the McLaren seat , and Danny goes to Alpine , toxic fans won’t realize that it’s not his fault that Z*k is a bitch and will come for him and most likely destroy his career with “he doesn’t deserve that spot” “he stole danny’s spot” like Oscar is the one who screwed Daniel.

3. Imagine the hate if Daniel doesn’t get any seat at all. I’m sure there will be people coming for him , saying he “pushed Ricci” out of f1 , forgetting that he’s only 21 and looking for a f1 seat. (Again , not his fault Alonso decided to screw over Alpine. In his mind he thought Alonso would be staying w/Alpine so of course he began searching for other seats. He had to protect his own career. The fact that Zak promised an already taken seat , that’s his and McLaren’s fault. Oscar did nothing wrong)

Overall , I hope this mess clears up soon and that both Danny and Oscar will have a seat. They are both incredibly talented drivers who deserve it and I’m sick of people like Brown and Fernando screwing them over.

Also , if the 3rd variant would occurre ( I deeply hope it won’t ) I will not he tolerating ANY Oscar hate. In my eyes at least he is just a kid looking for an f1 seat. Not his fault he keeps getting screwed over.

( yes , I know he ‘had’ the Alpine seat once Nando announced his AM contract but when they announced (without his permission) that he will be driving for them , Oscar most likely was in the talks for the McLaren seat so I can understand why he refused it , for many reasons. Once again , he wasn’t the one to mess up. Alpine did)

[vroomvroomsposts]

i’m here to enable your work procrastination! 8, 10, and 20 🫶

🫶 Thanks for sending me an ask to enable my procrastination 🥺

8. what do you think the standings are going to look like next season?

I’m a firm believer in Lando Norris WDC 2024. So for my standings for 2024 is

Lando WDC.

P2 Max ( I mean he’s probably winning irl but I’ll be delulu for a second)

P3 i’m gonna be bold and say Fernando Alonso (I really hope he gets his 33 win)

And for Constructors I’m gonna say Redbull is WCC and Mclaren is P2 Ferrari again for second time P3 and Aston Martin P4. Ferrari getting P3 barely.

10. do you have a controversial f1 take?

Oh I do!!! I have multiple actually. I don’t wanna say it, people will hate me for it. One of them has something to do with Ferrari and Charlos. And the other has to do with Lando and Oscar.

20. which f1 driver do you think would win if they went go-karting?

Realistically, Max.

Delusionally, Yuki.

ask game

[my-opinions]

Why Oscar Piastri Has Not Made a Mistake

Bear with me on this one because I feel that the minute discussions start about Oscar and how he got into F1, Daniel Ricciardo stans (not all of you just the very few in a minority which is making the rest of you look bad) say he’s a traitor and doesn’t deserve his seat. People are also saying he “should’ve gone to Alpine” like he had a choice.

Let’s look at this clearly. Oscar got his seat because of his stellar junior results. Winning F2 and F3 back to back in his rookie years (and Formula Renault in his second year in 2019) is no easy feat. That is why he got his seat. He’s good. Really good. That is why so many teams were fighting over him.

Now, I feel like a fool for saying this because it has been said so many times before but, Alpine didn’t want Oscar. They weren’t going to give him a seat. If Sebastian did not retire Alonso would still be at Alpine. (And then Seb would be getting podiums, but I try not to think about that) But essentially, Alpine liked Oscar as decoration never someone they actually wanted to put in the car. They didn’t even give the man a practice session (pre-drama). Only when Alonso dropped them did they want Oscar.

 I saw an article (I don’t know how true it was) that said that he didn’t even have a proper contract for his reserve driver role. They just submitted a terms sheet to the FIA, which, I’m not sure how much people know about contractual law, but a terms sheet is not legally binding. This happened because Alpine’s legal department was understaffed and they just never sent Oscar or Mark Webber (ex-F1 driver and his manager) the official contract which stipulated his role as a reserve driver and then what he would do from 2023 and beyond. This was supposed to be THREE years at Williams and only then would he go to a MIDFIELD team in Alpine. (It was different for George because he was promised a Mercedes seat. A seat at a team that has been dominating the sport for years is different from one at a team that hasn’t even been top of the midfield.)

Now lets look at this from Oscars point of view. You have already skipped out a year during your best years because your team couldn’t secure you a seat in time. Then you’ve been offered a seat at the worst team on the grid for multiple years or a seat at a team who has been comfortably in the top 5 for the past 3 years. Lets remember, ALPINE WAS NEVER AN OPTION FOR OSCAR. IT WAS WILLIAMS OR MCLAREN.

Looking at the grid now, it is clear that maybe McLaren isn’t the best team. But I don’t think anybody could expect how monumentally shit they were going to be this year. Of all the predictions I have seen, everybody was saying that Williams would be the worst team, and honestly scoring a total of 8 points last year, I wouldn’t go there either if I had the option of a midfield team.

After this he signed with McLaren in early July, he cant just go to Alpine after signing with another team. Maybe we can blame Oscar for not communicating this but I assume sans the whole drama with Alonso it was supposed to come out a bit more naturally because Daniel was still contracted until the end of 2023.

Anyway what I’m trying to say is, everybody hating on Oscar for “choosing the wrong team” must just shut up because you look stupid. It was McLaren or Williams, Alpine was never an option and we know McLaren can and will improve while Williams is not given. Also by going to McLaren, even if the car is awful, the comparison between him and Lando (who is talked as though he’s the next WDC, which is fair, I mean he’s great) is enough. Like Lando is ridiculously good and if Oscar is anywhere near that then he’s seen as doing a fantastic job.

Anyways all I have to say is please stop hating on Oscar, he deserves to be there and is doing a fantastic job.