#like… it’s showbiz

[persephoneflouwers]

Ah, the usual pap walk casually walking outside the gym, and let’s add a pig keychain so fans think it’s really cute.

How dare you forget the hair clip lmao

[rowenas-megacoven]

Owen Wilson will never know just how much I love his little ordinary time-man character. In a cinematic universe of super geniuses and sorcerers and aliens and enhanced soldiers and thunder gods, all with crazy abilities, I love his littlest normal human analyst who started out solving time mysteries so, SO much, in my very heart, soul, bones. He’s just some guy but like… he’s NOT just some guy at the same time. Some of my MCU favourites I’ve had over a decade of getting to know them, yet here Mobius is, sitting comfy in one of my atriums like he’s always been there. He’s so soft and soothing and reasonable and safe. If I had to choose between travelling to all sorts of weird and wacky and wonderful places with the Gaurdians, maybe Thor, or sitting in a Burger King gossiping over a Whopper and a Slushie with Mobius, I’d absolutely choose Mobius. He just has this vibe. I totally get why Loki would sit eternally alone to let Mobius live freely. Just a lovely, stand-up lil fella. He is coded like a well-needed hug. Thinking of him right now.

[lobotomyladylives]

Actresses being tortured on the set by male directors is a massive historical and present day scourge of the film and TV industries and it's really SO common when you look into it. like from Kubrick terrorizing Shelley Duvall (and only her) on the set of the shining to Tarantino strangling Diane Kruger until she passed out to Hitchcock replacing fake birds with real birds after Tippi Hedren rejected his advances (in order to scare and physically injure her as a punishment for not fucking him) to James Cameron almost literally drowning Kate Winslet to an actress on GOT being waterboarded ten hrs straight to get like a minute of footage to Brando improvising an unscripted rape scene on the last tango in Paris set with the directors permission that ended up traumatizing Maria Schneider (in fact quite a lot of the gratuitous, graphic rape scenes in film were included for the sadistic pleasure of the male directors at the expense of the actresses).

The list goes on and on and I could seriously talk for ages about how revolting it is that these men still have active careers bc the industry just tolerates it. No piece of art is worth inflicting this disgusting and unnecessary abuse on actresses (and it's ALWAYS the actresses isn't it, never the actors. Hmmm wonder why). We call these men auteurs and geniuses but they're really just pathetic abusive sacks of shit. I want to impale every male director who behaves like this and I want their rotting corpses displayed as a part of the universal studios tour.

[graffitidraws]

hear me out

[spiltsoup]

Chuck E. Cheese’s character rebranding in the 90s is so fucking funny to me because it’s LITERALLY just

[fangirltothefullest]

every person theorizing about fnaf/fnaf movie lore and trying to solve stuff and still struggling to understand william and henry's relationship as business partners: THIS IS SO COMPLEX AND THERE ARE SO MANY THEORIES!!! SOME ARE SO GOOD OTHERS ARE CONTROVERSIAL!

me: aheeheem i think balloon boy has garret's spirit in the movie cause it keeps following him around

every fnaff hardcore fan getting pitchforks and torches: >:U !!

me being stabbed: :)))) teeheehee balloon boy weird balloon boy funny

[cheezy-str33t]

now presenting the Big RAE Drawing i meant to post over the weekend but forgot

(tap/click the photos to see the whole thing tumblr crops them)

[dookielarue]

this took REALLY long but anyways another merchandise critter!! :3

[chiimeramanticore]

this sequel is gonna go crazy

[violynt-skies]

donnie loves to dance and leo clearly has a knack for acting and they’re both dramatic as fuck and-

oh no they’re b o t h theatre kids

leo’s favorite musical would probably be smth like legally blonde.

but if asked he would say sm shit like spongebob so ppl think he’s just joking and don’t take him seriously bc he’s a little embarrassed abt it (tho it rlly isn’t a bad musical tho, it’s actually quite entertaining but ppl outside the theatre community wouldn’t know that lmfao)

donnie would probably be a fan of phantom of the opera or les mis?? gotta love the classics

but i also feel like he’d ironically like be more chill solely bc of the entire squip concept. tho he hates jeremy bc he’s such a simp the entire time lmfao. can relate to michael tho

they both love mamma mia and honestly who doesn’t

and also mean girls

leo can perform the entirety of candy store

I mean really just look at them you can’t tell me this isn’t some class A level theatre kid bullshit

i rest my case.

[childoftherock]

long time no art! have these guys in wildly different styles

[dailyanimatronics]

[ID: a drawing of billy bob brockali in his new rockafire explosion outfit. he has on a white shirt with red polka dots and yellow and red overalls. he has one paw on his chest and his mouth is open with his eyes closed, singing. a speech bubble beside him has a heart and exclamation mark in it. /end ID]

bibby bawb......

[e-likes-bones]

finally getting back into funny animatronics, anyhow have a dook bc i adore him

[jelliclewhiskers]

Top 10 Haircuts I would NOT give Beach Bear

No. 1 — The Edward Bowl Cut

No. 2 — Bald

No. 3 — Labyrinth

No. 4 — Look what they did to my dawg.

No. 5 — Ramona Flowers cut

No. 6 — Only bangs

No. 7 — Wolf Pack 5

No. 8 — Caricature / Banner art

No. 9 — Only curly bangs

No. 10 — Beta Beach Bear

[blitzscribblez]

I know what you are

[borz0inks]

this cover goes so hard its actually so funny to me