#like… what a girl!!! what and incredible precious loveable girl

[touchlikethesun]

i think i am percy coded but only in the sense that i would also willingly and repeatedly try to give my life to save annabeth chase

[vengeful-velvette]

Hey stranger!

So a couple of days ago you asked what my list would be for least to most brattiest hazbin characters would look like, and i’m incredibly curious as to what your list would be!

This concept is really fun to me omg I really want your opinion on this 🤔

Hey random stranger who I have never met before! Fancy seeing you in my little ask box.

Here are my own thoughts regarding the tier list, also ranked from least to most to build tension:

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- Charlie: I'm glad we both agree that Charlie is at the bottom of this list lol. She's just too sweet! I feel like she doesn't even think to brat either, like she thinks "we're both enjoying this, why would I tell you to stop or not listen to you when I want to?"

I also feel like Charlie really enjoys sweet sex, like she just doesn't understand how someone can enjoy being called derogatory names during sex. She probably also says "I love you" during sex and wants to hold your hand.

At the absolute worst, she'll get embarrassed (especially when you two are first dating) and put her hands over face to hide from your sweet words.

Though, I do think that she has a hidden animalistic side to her (did you see in in the finale? 😳 I'm a dom, but oh, that got to me), that I bet that even she's unaware of. I imagine that she finds this out about herself when you two are play fighting in bed and wrestling each other around. You're able to pin her to bed and as you tease her; "Not so powerful now, are you princess?" She can't help her eyes from going red as she snarls at you.

Which of course shatters all playful energy as you reinsure her that you weren't scared - you actually found it really hot. (Also, fun fact, but as much as I go crazy about Velvette, Charlie is actually my favorite Hazbin character. Idk, she's just so cheerful, hopeful, apologetic, and nice in a show filled with loveable assholes that I couldn't help but get attached. I love her, she's my baby girl.)

- Sir Pentious: I'm glad I'm not the only one who doesn't see him as the least bratty character ever, lol. He's just so precious! I imagine him as being extremely shy in bed and extremely reactive. Even the most chaste kiss can embarrass him.

I also think he isn't used to hearing compliments since he's visually very more animal-like than most sinners, so some people are little put off by his appearance. So hearing you call him your "pretty boy" and "darling snake" has him flushing and squirming.

I also doubt that he could handle any mean words. It just absolutely kills his confidence. Though I do think he will find some embarrassing enjoyment in being teased, I think that it could never cross into actual mean words. He absolutely loves to please, though, and it's honestly really cute seeing him try to pleasure you even though he doesn't really know how to. What he lacks in skill, he definitely makes up in enthusiasm, though.

- Vaggie: Man, three in a roll that's exactly the same, lol. But I totally agree with you, I don't think Vaggie is much of a brat. I think she also doesn't like not pleasuring her partner (because my girl has self worth issues), so I feel like if you told her to lie down and relax while you pleasure her, it wouldn't take long before she's trying to touch you and get you off too.

That's really the only way I can see her "bratting", and I bet that after awhile with you proving to her that you want to please her, that it brings you pleasure, she eventually relaxes.

- Lucifer: I know you put him up higher, but to me, Luci would never not crumble immediately in bed. This man has a praise kink a mile long and loves to hear you call him your "good boy". Though, there's a reason he's placed here and not all the way at the bottom.

While I do think that the first few times (or, more accurately, first 50 times) he's a blushing mess who crumbles immediately, I feel like after a while he starts to gain some self confidence (and internalized the idea that he wouldn't fuck everything up with you if he messes anything up), he feels a lot more comfortable teasing you back and bratting.

I still think it's laughably easy to get him to crumble, but an attempt is still made!

- Rosie: I know you said you didn't know where to put Roise, but I do! Gosh, I love Roise so much. Every single one of her lines is my favorite. I ultimately find her to be a rather sweet character, hence why she's pretty low on the list, but I still think she has a bite to her that can make her seem brat adjacent.

Like, if you're up for it, she will totally bite you until you don't have a single unmarked bit of flesh.

- Cherri Bomb: Now we're getting into "slightly a brat but can turn it down" territory. I definitely think that Cherri has some spark in her, but I also think that it wouldn't take much to flip her over and make her show her stomach. She's kinda explosive in that way, in the sense that she's hot and quick in the beginning, a bit very quickly flizzes out.

I also think that she's not really used to pleasure? It's implied in the Addict music video that she used to have a lover, but based on her facial expressions, I don't think she really likes him all that much? Or it's complicated, at least. But judging purely by his looks and the fact the two still aren't together, I'm assuming that he wasn't that great of a partner and Cherri isn't used to getting more pleasure than she gives.

- Husk: I think he's actually a bit of a brat. You've seen him bristle whenever someone pets him in the show, I think he's kinda predisposed to ruffling up when you call him your "pretty little kitty" or pet him (even though he really likes being your pretty little kitty). I feel like he's prone to get embarrassed very easily, and this means he can be quite bratty when you lay on the compliments a little thick.

I do think that Husk would get a little off on the humiliation aspect, but it takes him a bit to really accept this fact about himself that bratting to you is easier.

I agree that he's probably used to pleasing his partner during sex, so that probably adds to his brat score as he tries to wrestle control away from you to make you feel good, too. Though, after a while, I think Husk realizes that he feels truly comfortable with you taking care of him (while calling him your pretty kitty) and won't brat as much.

- Alastor: since Alastor is canonical asexual, and I like to include this fact, I don't think he gets the same out of sex as non-asexual characters do. What I mean by this is that he isn't so interested in the physical sexual experience, but how sex can lead to many situations he isn't familiar with. I do think he finds those situations entertaining and thus finds enjoyment in them.

For example, in @/prince-liest fic Station 66.6, Now Playing: The Irreversible Ruination of Your Self-Respect (that I think everyone should read, really it's so good), introduced me to the concept of Alastor really like prey/predator play because he has some deer instincts in him. I really, really, really love that idea!

I think Alastor likes experiences like that, ones he isn't accustomed to. Especially when he you mix that with sex, something he usually has no interest in, but adds a neat layer to the whole thing.

Because of this, I also think he's somewhat of a brat. Mainly, he really wants to see what you will do to him if he says "no", will you force him? How will you force someone like him to do something he "doesn't" want to? I can see him as a sub who likes to make their dom work to get their submission, as it feeds into his massive ego.

- Velvette: she's so used to barking orders all day long that it can be hard to turn that aspect of her "off". So she can be quite bossy during sex. She doesn't really understand that you want to take it nice and slow tonight and will start demanding that you hurry it up as you eat her out.

She thinks she knows best, so she isn't shy in voicing her opinion when she thinks you're doing something too "slow" or "softly" or you're being a "tease". She absolutely hates being called a brat, too, and huffs and puffs and pouts when you call her one.

- Vox: I'm glad we can both agree that he's extremely bratty, lol. He definitely has this image in his head that he's some big shot dom, and probably doesn't even realize he's a sub until he meets you and you take him apart bit by bit. The only reason why I haven't placed him higher is because of how fast he crumbles when you have him underneath you. I wouldn't go into too much detail because I think you already nailed how Vox can turn into a dom, to a brat, to a squirming sub.

- Lute: I know you don't see her as a brat, but I definitely do. I see her as someone who can be pretty bossy in bed. I can also see her as someone who loves being "forced" into submission. She's a fighter! She wants to wrestle into you pin her to the bed and force your fingers into her cunt before shoving your fingers into her mouth to make her "taste her desperation".

I also thinks that she gets really embarrassed by sweet words, and thinks that you're just teasing her when you say she's your "adorable little angel", and thus isn't afraid to bite back at your words.

- Adam: I'm glad he's at the top of both of our lists lol. Yeah he's a terrible brat, and he doesn't really have the excuse of "wants to please you too" or "wants to be forced into submission" like other characters. He's just a brat! He wants all the pleasure for himself, and he wants it right now! I feel like the biggest struggle is actually getting him to try and please you. (Maybe you even have to lock him up in a cock cage to get him to behave - woah who said that?)

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Sorry, this is kinda half "tier rank of least to most bratty characters" and half "random smut headcanons I have". Also some of these characters got wayyyyy longer parts because I have!!! Lots of Thoughts!!! About them!!!

Anyway, I hope you like my tier list!!

[icequeenbae]

Daddy’s Struggles (m) | BBH

Pairing: Baekhyun x Reader

Dad!Baek, domestic au, established relationship (duh), a slice of life, fluff, a lil smutty(!)

Warnings: some friskiness between mom and dad if you know what I mean, mentions of teenagers watching porn (I’m not promoting it, you guys lol), also this gets fluffin’ sweet get a bucket in advance

Word Count: ~2.2k

Summary: Baekhyun overhears your teenage daughter watching porn. You have to handle a small crisis.

Event: the BBH day @supermwritersnet​

© Please do not copy/ post on other platforms without permission.

Author’s Note: This… came out of nowhere:D I blame my dear beta @baekshoney​​ – we'd once discussed the idea of Baek being a teenager’s parent (in relation to a different story). Don’t we all love dilf Baek though? lol Anyways, this is a tiny glimpse into his future as a cute af father and husband <3 Let’s name him puppydad!Baek 😊 I hope this lifts your mood a little on a day like this!

On that note – happy birthday to our genius idol (aka mochi-cheeked hyperactive puppy), I wish that he stays healthy and happy and on the radar throughout the next 2 years (and forever)!! Don’t be too sad, guys, he’s hopefully going to finally lead a somewhat normal life for a bit 💞 Ok, I’ll let you get to it already~

A yawn.

You rubbed your tired eyes and dictated a reminder for tomorrow morning to your AI assistant. It was pretty late and you had your hands full all day with your kids. And while family time was always great, there hadn’t been a spare moment for you to tend to your own business. But two decades of dealing with your hyperactive yet loveable children (and husband) taught you to make the most out of what you got. So you were doing just that, organizing your errands and sorting important emails after everyone had scurried off to their rooms, and your husband — to the shower.

Baekhyun was quite exhausted himself, so you realized he must’ve gotten in the common bathroom by the time you exited the one in your bedroom. He did that sometimes when you locked the door out of habit. Not that he couldn’t come in, it was just… You used to scold him pretty badly for breaking into the bathroom. Picking locks wasn’t something you wanted your juniors to acquire as a habit. They had enough of their daddy’s traits as it was.

The thought made you chuckle. Your eldest son had already outgrown his father by at least five and a half – gotta be precise here! – centimeters (which made daddy very proud, but also a teeny tiny bit jealous). Despite his height, which, you were sure, was going to break the golden 180cm in the next few months, your boy’s build was exactly the same as Baekhyun’s. His shoulders were broad, his hips wide, and his waist was naturally narrow. Legs long and lean, and eyes always mischievous. He was eighteen and already seemed more like Baekhyun’s best friend rather than his child. Being both the hyung and the oppa of the household, he was the most mature out of the bunch, and always a big help to his parents.

Your middle child, your precious daughter, resembled you a lot. Her wavy hair and her big eyes with the longest eyelashes either of you’d ever witnessed. Seriously, that was the first thing Baekhyun’s friends had commented on when they came by to meet your new baby. ‘Is this even normal? Can she see through those? That’s one pretty baby!’ She was even prettier now, at her sweet sixteen, cheeks still a bit chubby, which – just as her button nose – were definitely an homage to her dad. Not to mention her hands that were even more delicate and exquisite than his.

The youngest, your six-year-old son, was a blessing. You weren’t planning to have more children after the first two until you suddenly thought… why not? Cannot say that you weren’t a little bit under the influence at the time. It was one of those rare weekends when your kids had a sleepover at their grandparents’, so you had the whole house to yourself. Deciding to have a domestic date and enjoy shameless daytime drinking, you indulged in a whole glass of wine before both of you were tipsy and giggling, then you added one more to the mix. At that point, all kinds of crazy things were brought up.

‘We should do this more often…’ You informed your partner. ‘This is exciting! We can walk around naked the way we used to before we had teenagers in the house!’

‘I miss our naked Saturdays…’ Baekhyun whined, almost spilling his wine while trying to sip it gracefully. ‘Now I barely even see you naked with your shower locking obsession!’

Pursing your lips, you dismissed his complaint.

‘After that incident… You cannot blame me for my caution.’

The incident was, well, your son needing to use the bathroom while his sister was taking too long and heading to the one in your bedroom. He nearly walked in on… an adult scene.

‘He didn’t even see anything, Y/N-ah,’ your husband grumbled, but you waved him off, downing your drink as if it was a shot of tequila rather than a glass of wine.

‘I don’t see a problem though,’ he blinked at you, not following. ‘We’re alone. Why not… See each other naked again?’

‘Right. We can also- Y/N-ah!’

‘What?’ You eyed his suddenly enthusiastic form with nothing but suspicion.

‘We can create a distraction!’

‘Hm?’

‘A distraction for them. So that they’d be busy with something else while we’re away.’

‘Hmm?’ You still couldn’t locate the source of his excitement.

‘Lemme show you,’ he slurred, tugging on your wrist to get you up and dragging you to the bedroom.

Let’s have another baby – that was his brilliant idea. Had you both not been such poor drinkers, one of you would’ve thought this through.

Nevertheless, you were glad that you didn’t. Because your little angel, who could sometimes be more of a tiny demon, to be frank, was the single sweetest thing to ever exist on planet Earth. He had his entire family wrapped around his little finger, and you – most of all. How could anyone blame you? That troublemaker was the spitting image of his dad and had a personality to match — just as playful and affectionate.

The chill spring breeze from the window licked at the bare skin of your arm, causing you to shiver slightly, coming back from the land of reminiscing. You stretched on the bed, noticing how protruding your nipples became from the cold even while hidden by the gentle fabric of your nightgown. Pulling the covers up, you grunted under your breath, wondering what was taking Baekhyun so long.

Just as you did, the door cracked open, and your husband sauntered into the room.

‘Ah finally, I thought I needed to go rescue you again,’ you chuckled.

That had happened before. He once used the common bathroom to shower before bed and ended up captured by your daughter, who was around six or seven at the time, in the hallway. She then demanded cuddles, knowing that her father was too weak to turn his precious girl down and send her back to bed. You found them both huddled up asleep on the couch, with your husband’s head tilted dangerously to the side. Terrible sleeping postures always had consequences, so you spared him the agony of the next morning, waking him up mercifully and helping to get your little girl to her bed. This was only one of many occasions – Baekhyun was a softie.

This time, however, he was a bit stupefied.

He didn’t react to your remark and seemed like he was going on autopilot when he came closer and sat on the bed.

You lifted the covers, inviting him to join you, and he followed your lead, still staring at the wall across the room.

‘Yeobo,’ you called, getting slightly alarmed. ‘Are you okay?’

He blinked, the stupor breaking, and looked at you with astounded eyes.

‘I- I think,’ he began, making you shift to face him properly. ‘I think I just overheard our daughter watching porn!’

His voice lowered to a whisper by the end of that sentence.

‘Oh my god,’ you whispered back. ‘How do you figure?’

‘I was walking down the hallway, and I thought I heard something from her room. I didn’t fully register what it was, but now that it processed… It was definitely porn!’

The signs of distress on his face almost caused you to break down in a fit of laughter. You held it in with all you got. Fathers and daughters, the eternal struggle.

‘First of all, ew. Aren’t you even a little bit ashamed to be eavesdropping on your kids like that?’ You didn’t let him protest. ‘Also, how do you even know it was porn, you know she sometimes mumbles and whimpers in her sleep. Like someone else we know…’

Giving him a pointed look, you leaned over his chest to turn the lights to the lowest mode, leaving the room dimly lit. It was always effective when you wanted to help him relax.

‘I wasn’t ea- And you think I can’t tell what porn sounds like? There are some generic… sounds. That give it away.’

‘When was the last time you watched it?’ You murmured, eyeing him curiously.

Of all people, you knew best how short his attention span was. Sometimes it could work to your advantage. Like right now, when you needed to de-escalate this before you could reason with him.

‘I- wh- I don’t know, probably when you were pregnant,’ he recalled. ‘The third one was somehow the toughest on me. You looked way too attractive for a heavily pregnant lady, let me tell you.’

‘Heavily pregnant??’ You scoffed, softening right after. ‘Well, you have a point, he was pretty huge. I swear, if he doesn’t grow up to be taller than Chanyeol, I’d be offended. That boy’s giant head prolonged my healing by at least a month.’

Baekhyun sighed and looked up at the ceiling, thinking back to that time.

‘He was the only one who caused you to tear, right?’

‘Yeah. Which is weird, considering that he was my third one. Ah well, I guess I’m not getting any younger…’

‘Aren’t you though? I’m constantly being asked about my pretty young wife,’ Baekhyun smiled at you charmingly. ‘And you only became prettier after the third pregnancy. I say it’s the hormones.’

Your cunning little plan was working. He was incredibly easy to distract.

‘Tell me the truth, was it the boobs? Or my butt? I did gain the most weight with the little daredevil, that’s for sure.’

‘It was all of you. You always looked so sexy when pregnant, I just wanted to have you all to myself,’ he cooed at you. ‘To feed you handpicked strawberries. And smother you with kisses. My beautiful young wife.’

At some point during this conversation, you shuffled closer to each other, now cuddled up snugly on the bed. Your finger slowly traced abstract patterns on his chest, happily exploiting the access to his skin where his pajama shirt was unbuttoned.

‘Ah, you’re just saying that to get under my nightgown,’ you batted your eyelashes at him, and he shook his head.

‘Maybe a little, but that’s true. And it’s not surprising that people are noticing – you are younger than me.’

‘A couple of years is nothing at our age,’ you murmured, bending your knee and moving your leg slightly up his to get cozy.

‘Well, you know what people say… Small kids make parents younger. Wanna have another one?’ He nudged you gently and laughed at the dirty look you gave him.

‘Yeobo- please don’t make jokes like this. I’d rather look for other elixirs of youth than go through that entire ordeal again.’

You knew that he was kidding, but the thought made you shiver.

‘I know, honey, I know. Like I said, you’re not in need of any elixirs.’

At this you relaxed, melting into his shoulder, and guiding his arm to wrap around you, warming your exposed shoulders.

‘Well, Mr Byun, same to you. Still as charming as two decades ago.’

‘Hey, I’d like to think that I’m more charming now. The experience and all.’

‘Who helped you gain all that experience though?’ You poked him lightly, and a low chesty laugh escaped his lips.

‘Of course, it was my one and only, my young, and beautiful, and smart and sexy little wife,’ he punctuated each compliment with a chaste kiss to your cheeks, nose, lips, and neck.

You squirmed in his arms.

‘Ah, you make a woman go mad,’ you purred into his lips mockingly.

He snickered softly, ready to lean in, but then stopped abruptly.

‘Wait a second- What about-’

‘Baekhyun…’ You murmured as he fussed on the bed.

‘I should probably go in there, and-’

‘And what? Embarrass your daughter?’ You held him down. ‘She’s sixteen, honey, it’s just the hormones. We’ve both been there. Let her be.’ You nuzzled his neck, pressing your lips to his sensitive skin lazily.

His mind was growing cloudy again since your hand was now caressing his inner thigh foxily. He’d probably realized what you were doing by now, but you were right, so he allowed you to sway him into giving the idea of an immediate intervention up.

‘Besides, I’m sure you wouldn’t be nearly as appalled if that was our eldest,’ you scoffed and added in an exaggerated tone. ‘Never took you for a sexist.’

‘But- he’s eighteen, and she- she’s my little girl…’ He mumbled in a small voice, hazed further by your not-so-subtle seduction. ‘I can’t let her- watch that-’

‘Don’t worry, yeobo,’ you whispered soothingly in his ear, slipping your hand into his loose pants. ‘I’ll talk to her tomorrow. Without you. No need to traumatize the poor girl, that’s how daddy issues develop.’

‘You should know,’ he bit back meekly, sighing when you finally wrapped your fingers around his semi-hard length.

‘The sass! It’s almost like you still got it, Mr Byun. Care to impress that young wife of yours?’

‘I sure will, you cunning woman,’ he growled playfully, completely giving in to it and attacking your laughing mouth as he lifted the covers over your head.

A/N: Thank you for reading! As usual, feel free to share your thoughts in the comments/ asks, and if you’re new – check out my Masterlist ^^

[baebeyza]

Rating the Transformers human kids

Worst to best, GO! (Also: characters under 18 only!)*

 18. Spike (G1) 

Nothing really against him, he’s just kinda lame and doesn’t have much going for him 18. Jan (Victory) 

Oh my gosh, this kid was annoying as hell. Not a cute boy, a rude boy through and through! He’d be last place if he didn’t contribute to my pain when Ginrai died and with Victory Leo’s character development. Everything else about this boy was just an exercise in misery.  You’d think a bot like Star Saber would raise a child to be more humble and polite! Such a downgrade from Shuta, that teen had a lot of respect in him at least. 17. Koji (RiD01) 

Best quality of this young man is how most episodes only let him have like 3 minutes of screentime, that way he didn’t annoy :D 16. Jack Darby (TFP) 

Important to the plot and had good moments, but he has no business making me watch teenage romance angst with my own two eyes!

15. Russell (RiD15) 

Cute boy, nice father-son dynamic with Denny, I felt for him when Sideswipe killed his TV.

14. Buster (Masterforce) 

Buster gets plus points for being really pretty and having a really nice hair colour ~ And for being german :D

13. Wilder (Masterforce) 

A Sasuke, got that decepticon spirit and the nice outcast background, nice hair cut, kills a puppy but saves a child. Gives mixed messages man 

12. Chip Chase (G1) 

Spike exists, but Chip exists with a BRAIN! And we all gotta appreciate a character with working braincells, especially in a show like G1 :D Too bad he didn’t really have that much of a presence (apparently he was suppoused to show up in Headmasters, too bad that didn’t happen. Instead we got Spike again)

11. Cab (Masterforce) 

Good boy, builds his own home, can talk to animals, will defend his country’s honour, is a fucking prince! He owns himself, I respect that ~

10. Shuta (Masterforce)

One of those shonen protagonist who starts immature and annoying but gets better as the show progresses. I guess. I actually just like him because he beat up Clouder. Also seeing Jan makes me appreciate him more

9. Carly (G1) 

Fierce, unafraid, motivated, determined! Broke into decepticon headquarters and placed a bomb there! Where she even got the bomb from? Who knows, but she had one, and she will forever be cherished for being more interesting than Spike!

8. Cancer (Masterforce) 

A cutie martial artist who really knows what’s important in life! Redemption I say! 7. Raf (TFP) 

Adorable boi, cutie, sweetheart, will do anything to help out, just loveable. I wanna poke his cheek

6. Lightfoot (Masterforce) 

What a good looking british rich boy! Humble and sweet, eager to sacrifise himself to save his commander as the loyal second in command! Love him <3

5. Una (Beast Wars) 

This little lady deserves a spot high up for the incredible ability to frustrate Megatron and foil his plans, and she didn’t even try! Wonderful! :D

4. Miko (TFP) 

Annoying as shit initially, but has the most promising arc out of the three Prime kids. Goes from “Aw so cool!” to “I wont hesitate, bitch!” Takes matters into her own hands, nothing but respect for this girl. 3. Daniel (G1, Headmasters) 

LISTEN, I am biased on this boy. He’s just a cute little kid, okay? Adorable child. But unlike kids like Koji or Russell, he managed to be 1/2 reasons for my man Sixshot to redeem himself and save earth! Just by being a cute boy! He’s the kid who looks at this giant killing machine and thinks “He’s like my mother”, you gotta love him and Sixshot man! Best boi, period, just has some really nice interactions with robots.

2. Minerva (Masterforce) 

What a sweetheart with the biggest heart and the most compassion of any human character! Will save anyone, treats everyone with respect and kindness without being a push-over. She doesn’t take shit from anyone and will stand up for herself. She made Ginrai take character development pills, by showing what an asshat he was to Cancer. Doesn’t go against her compassion and what she stands for even when betrayed and used, what a wonderful and inspiring character! <3

1. Sari (TFA) 

When it comes to being part of the plot, she has the most going for it by being a techno-organic. But what made me put her on no.1 is her relationship with the bots. We see how much other human kids find her weird and dont wanna associate with her and that makes the fact that the autobots become her friends more precious <3 Like she’s half cybertronian and has no friends on earth, than actual cybertronians show up and she finally has people who are like her and understand her, even if she initially doesn’t know why. It’s just really cute, okay?

*About age - you will never convince me that Bullhorn and Ranger from Masterforce are fucking 17 year old! Fuck whoever wrote their bio cards! And Road King is said to be 19 in the show anyway and Ginrai must be an adult because he has a friggin job as a truck driver.  Only Lightfoot is underage and the show says he’s 17 by making us combine the numbers 2 and 15.  Oh and Clouder has no given age anywhere, and I’ll go with adult

[lemonybaby67]

NCT  in Hogwarts Houses

A/N: I’ve been really bored lately and I was thinking about Johnny’s personality when it dawned on me that he was a Gryffindor, so I thought ‘Hey, what are the rest of the members in?’. I have a bit of descriptions on why I think they should be in the house.

So, let’s get into it.

Gryffindor:

Johnny Seo:

Johnny is a very kind and likable guy.

So, when you first meet him it would seem like he’s a Hufflepuff.

But he’s really not.

Johnny has such a confident aura about him, he’s just the kind of guy who leads any group he’s in with his charms and likability.

He also confirmed at a fansign that he was a Gryffindor.

Jung Yoonoh:

Dude, Jaehyun is like, a mixture of all houses.

I mean, he’s just perfect in every way.

Only, if you look at him from a distance, he’s more of a Gryffindor than anything else.

He’s chivalrous and brave, and is like the type of guy to fight for what he wants and believes.

He’s a total fairytale prince.

Wong Yukhei:

Lucas is a total flirty and can be a slytherin at times.

But like, he’s a total Gryffindor.

Like, he’s probably in second place, right behind Jaehyun.

This kid is so spontaneous and crazy that he has to be a pure Gryffindor.

I mean, it’s Lucas for Christ’s sake.

Mark Lee:

Mark has so much on his shoulders.

I mean, he’s in all sub-units in NCT; that boy works hard.

Overall, he’s incredibly courageous and brave, much like Johnny.

But he’s not always confident 24/7 because he knows that there’s a lot more to life, which is where he differs from Johnny.

So yeah, he’s definitely more Gryffindor to me even though he’s also fiercely loyal.

Hwang Hendery:

Okay I know it’s kind of hard to see but hear me out.

He is willing to help literally anyone in need.

He’s probs a tutor outside of him being on the Quidditch team and dance club.

He’s got this twinkle in his eyes that makes you know that he’s just so kind and brave and angelic.

He might have a group of girls crowding around him from time to time because have you seen his boi?!

Lee Jeno:

This kid is pretty hard to figure out.

I mean, he’s so kind and cute and sweet, much like a Hufflepuff.

But he’s also the kind of person that would fiercely protect his family and friends no matter what the outcome might be.

Although, to me it’s more of a heroic, chivalrous thing.

So, that’s where he differs from a typical ‘brawn-over-feelings’ Gryffindor.

Slytherin:

Nakamoto Yuta:

Need I say more?

If you look up the definition for ‘Slytherin’ in the dictionary, you’ll find a picture of Yuta.

He is not afraid to point out that he diserves something that he’s worked extremely hard for.

He’s also so ambitious that it makes me tear up.

He also reminds me so much of David Bowie (visually and spiritually).

Kim Dongyoung:

Okay, so this kid may seem like a smart Ravenclaw, but he’s evil.

Doyoung is very ambitious and cunning.

He will act like your best friend, and then when you turn around, he’d (in all honesty) probably put a paper on your back that says, ‘Kick me’.

I mean, this kid thinks he’s superior, which is totally Slytherin.

He’d probably also put whipped cream in your pillow before you sleep so.

Xiao Dejun:

Do I really need to explain this?

His voice is something from Satan, we all know that. He’s just ready to slay us.

Confused 24/7 but ready to attack if threatened.

I can imagine him absolutely obsessed with hexing and potions classes.

Petition for him to join honestly.

Lee Donghyuck:

This kid has the very devil living inside of him.

Haechan is so sarcastic and savage that literally the whole school bows to him in fear that he’d vex them.

He’s probably the head prefect in his house.

Sure he’s lazy, but when he sets his mid to something, he’s very determined to make it perfect.

This kid is definitely similar to Draco Malfoy, but he’s not wimpy like him.

Zhong Chenle:

This kid is a fluff ball, don’t deny it; but he’s a snake like Haechan (only way sneakier).

He’s probably always pranking and bothering Gryffindors and Jisung (but if someone else makes fun of the maknae, they’re dead).

He’s still super loveable though.

This also means that he can get into your mind easier but he doesn’t really want to.

He’s a lot like Sirius Black, so he’s got some Gryffindor in him, but he’s a dead set Slytherin.

Ravenclaw:

Moon Taeil:

Taeil is very aware and accepting of others which may come off as ‘Hufflepuff’, but Ravenclaws are known for their acceptance.

He also claims that he’s very bad at expressing himself which is typical of an intelectual.

He has so much going on in his mind that it makes it hard to focus on one thing, which is probably why he spaced out at times.

He’s also seen things; like, seen things.

Taeil is a Ravenclaw, don’t deny it.

Lee Taeyong:

This kid is such a mom but he’s got wits and a huge brain.

I mean, where do you think he hids all his excessive child careing tips?

He was almost labeled as a Hufflepuff in my book, but after thinking about it a bit more, he seems more like a Ravenclaw.

He definitely uses his wisdom and life experiences as references for his seventeen kids.

He’s also very aloof at times which is typical of a Ravenclaw.

Dong Sicheng:

Okay, Sicheng is very wise and studious.

Personally, I think he’s quiet in talk shows because he’s observing people’s reactions and how they interact so that he can use Korean a bit better.

He also studied one of the hardest Chinese dances in the history of Chinese dances and he can do it like a total pro.

That takes a lot of attentiveness and patience, which he definitely has.

He may seem like a Hufflepuff, but he’s more of a Ravenclaw.

Na Jaemin:

Jaemin is a total nerd.

He also believes that he’s more of a superior being, but he’s more lowkey about it than Doyoung.

That’s where he differs from a Slytherin.

He’s also very attentive to his surroundings and loves to smart mouth people (let’s not forget he has a way with words).

I mean, Jaemin is just a total Ravenclaw.

Hufflepuff:

Qian Kun:

This kid is never seen not smiling.

Even in the ‘I love you’ game, the second Chenle said ‘I love you’ to him, he laughed (I don’t blame him, I mean who can resist him).

He’s also very soft, kind hearted and sweet.

He gives off a motherly vibe that kind of competes with Taeyong.

Kun is just a total Hufflepuff.

Chittaphon Leechaiyapornkul:

Ten has such a long name what the heck.

He’s so hardworking and down-to-earth. 

He’s also extremely loyal, which is similar to a Gryffindor, which is probably why he gets along so well with them.

He tries to help out everyone, despite what he’s doing at the moment may be extremely important to him.

This fluffball needs love.

Kim Jungwoo:

Jungwoo is the most quite person I’ve ever seen, I swear to god.

He’s just so soft and loveable that it hurts my soul to look at him.

But like, Jungwoo is so honest and nice.

That boy doesn't have a bad bone in his body.

He probably founded the anti-bullying program, to be honest.

Huang Renjun:

If you get on Renjun’s bad side, he will hurt you.

Either than that though, this kid is the mother of the Dream team.

He’s very considerate of others and wants everyone to be happy.

He probably wouldn’t even hurt a fly.

He’s so precious, someone hold me.

Liu Yangyang

Meme king of 2019.

He’s so sweet and innocent it’s not okay #toopureforthisworld.

Hands down, probs became the prefect of Hufflepuff.

Jokes swoon everyone even Hyuck (that’s a fact don’t @ me on this).

Pure angel, we all need to protect.

Park Jisung:

JISUNG PARK is an angel sent from the holy gods of EXO-Planet.

He’s a soft little puppy that loves everyone, but hate’s it when he’s put down because of his age.

He’s very loyal and caring and loves his hyungs.

Jisung is very open to try new things and seems to be pretty humble.

Let’s all remember that he ‘doesn’t curse’.

@lemonybaby67

[geniuscloud]

NCT Dream Reaction to Arguing with a S/O

*Requested*

Mark

(This is a HOT GIF and I stan)

You two rarely got into arguments, due to Mark being usually pretty chill with everything. Though when he blew off a date night where he was supposed to meet your parents to sleep early, you were furious. Yes, in the back of your mind you knew you were wrong to some degree since he’s so overworked, and you understand; but it was also extremely important for your relationship. You couldn’t help feel a little angry that he’s putting rest over your relationship, but you also knew that his health was also incredibly important.For some reason tonight you just couldn’t control your emotions.

“Are you serious?! My parents fly back home TOMORROW!” you yelled.

“I’m sorry! I’m just exhausted! Can’t you understand how hard this is on me? Yes, I want to meet your parents because I love you, but I’m basically falling asleep standing up! There is no way I’d be able to sit through an entire dinner!” Mark rested his palms on his forehead, completely frustrated.

“Well...”

“No, y/n, I’m sorry. I know what I did was stupid, but you have to understand that this is taking a toll on me, and I need to be careful so I don’t overexert myself. Would you rather me have a bad impression on your family, or have me in the hospital sick? I’d hope you’d choose a bad impression. Honestly, I can’t deal with this right now. I’m going to sleep, and if you want to join me for a forgiveness cuddle, you know where I’ll be...” he said.

Even though Mark might not be the most romantic, and a little dense when it comes to relationships... The night did end with you two cuddling and apologizing.

Renjun

It had been a few hours after you argument, which spiralled out of control, and basically had lost all meaning. You both honestly had no idea why you guys were fighting, or how it even started. The slight bickering turned into a full on argument, and got lost in more information.

“Do you even care about our relationship?” you asked.

“What? Where did this come from?!” he threw his hands into the air in confusion.

“Forget it. I’m going home.”

“What? No no no no no wait. You’re not leaving here until the problem is solved. We need to fix this because i’m not letting us leave angry. Just sit down for a few minutes and we’ll talk about this,” Renjun said calmly, grabbing your arm and forcing you to sit on the couch with him.

Renjun is pretty serious about his relationships, and most likely would try to fix the problems, since serious conflict isn’t his cup of tea. If it was a joking argument it wouldn’t be a big deal, but since he’s afraid of loosing you over something stupid, he really acts mature.

Jeno

Jeno is pretty straight-edge. He isn’t called ‘No Fun’ for no reason. When you two got in an argument, he tends to express his anger visually, rather than with words. Once you took your final verbal jab at him, he basically went blank. His eyes glared at you, while his jaw protruded outwards slightly. 

“Forget it,” he muttered. Jeno turned around and was quick to walk away from the situation, slamming his bedroom door behind him. You felt a pang of guiltiness in your stomach. You overreacted quite a bit, and defiantly upset him. It was always best to leave him alone while he was angry, and in the meantime you planned how to beg for his forgiveness. When you were in the wrong he often acted like this, but if it was him who messed up, he would sulk in his room until he knew it was a good enough time to give each other space.

Jeno really is more of a person who seems to avoid confrontation, and would rather give space than risk riling each other up. He respects you, and keeps quite to avoid making the situation worse.

Haechan

Haechan takes shit from nobody. He’s loveable, but he’s also a little shit sometimes. He can easily sass you back at the same level if he wants. So when you two were arguing, you found yourself battling on equal playing fields. When you two fight, you fight until someone finally admits the situation is stupid or they were wrong. He can be a little stubborn, but it’s only when he knows he’s right.  

Even though you fight, his weakness is seeing you cry. The last thing this precious boy wants is to hurt you. So 99% of the time if you want an argument to stop, all you do is burst into tears and he instantly soften ups, wrapping his arms around you and holding you until you stop.

“Come on, you’re being ridiculous!!”

“I’m being ridiculous? Come on, use some common sense here! You know what i’m saying is completely logical!” He said while beginning to raise his voice. His yelling startled you a little, and made you realize this fight was going too far. You put your head down, and let a few tears roll down your cheeks.

“Oh wait, baby don’t cry. Shh, I didn’t mean to yell.” His expression instantly softened, wrapping his arms around you and pulling you into a hug. “I’m sorry for yelling...”

“I’m sorry for overreacting Haechannie...” you whispered.

“It’s okay, I forgive you. How about we go grab some dinner, I doubt you’ve eaten already. Okay?” Haechan wiped a tear from your eye, before giving you a soft kiss on the top of your head.

Jaemin

When you and Jaemin argue, it’s a pretty rare occasion. He really isn’t the type to get angry either, and is definitely more of a lover than a fighter. I mean just look at the way he is with Jeno. So one night after a date night, he found himself in a little awkward situation, where he didn’t quite know what to do. 

“Do I look bad today or something?” you asked quietly.

“What? No, why would you ask that?”

“Well during dinner you kept staring at the pretty girl beside us, and you hardly had any focus on me...”

“When did I do that?! I was distracted i’ll admit, but I wasn't NOT paying attention to you,” he said a little puzzled.

“So you WERE staring at her though, you just said you were distracted!”

“Hey I didn’t say I was distracted by her; don’t put words in my mouth!”

You began to pout a little, stomping off to grab your bag and go back home. “Please don’t tell me you’re jealous and going to leave over that!”

“Well then tell me why you were distracted?!” you began to shout. He grabbed your hands to pull you closer and kissed your cheek before starting to dash off. In an instant you started running after him and an attempt to stop him.

“I got your gift for our one year anniversary, and I couldn’t stop thinking about it!” he laughed, avoiding your swinging bag.

Chenle

Just like Haechan, he’s pretty sassy and can roast you out of existents if he wanted. Though when he got in an argument with a significant other, I feel like he’d be a little more on the serious side. Arguments were more expressed with physical actions versus verbal. He has a lot of pride in himself, so he’d try to be mature about situations, especially if he was in a relationship with someone who was older than him. He really tries to show that he can be responsible in serious situations. Though if the fight is about something minor, he’ll just roast you until you give up. Kinda like a pokemon battle. 10/10 will kick your ass.

“Okay I know you’re upset, but please just sit down and talk with me. If we’re going to be a couple we need to work on our differences.”

“Well maybe we should just...”

“Don't say anything and just please sit down. I’ll explain everything, and then we can talk about it. You’re my first real relationship, and i’m not losing you over some stupid fight.”

((Boy i’m trying so hard not to make this into a crack reaction. Almost turned Chenle’s into a snickers commercial with a “You’re not you when you’re hungry™”))

Jisung

(An actual baby)

You are most likely his first real relationship, so fighting with a significant other was so new to him. When you got angry, he honestly didn't know what to do. The arguments were mainly one sided, and he often would stand there feeling a little hurt while you would do the talking. Jisung is definitely more of the silent one when it comes to arguments. 

I’m sorry Jisung’s is so short! My computer keeps crashing, and i’ve re written his scenario over 4 times, and I no longer have the will to write it a 5th time.

[udaitenma]

Idk if anyone has already asked this but,,, do you have a favorite character in Haikyuu? And if so, why? (i'm really curious about this)

ahaha!! this is a really hard question… let’s see… I like!! !! !! 

Nishinoya!!! Libero god, and the symbolism in him being the final guardian gatekeeper, and the fact that he never gives up because of this!! I just find everything about that boy loveable, the way he is weak to being called senpai and the way he eats ice cream in 2 bites, the rolling thunder, his eyes his hair, his hair down… ok i love Nishinoya Yuu.

I also love Kuroo though like ?? KUROOOOOOOO. His hair though and his attitude and his dumb laugh oh my goodness he’s the captain of my heart. The way he and Bokuto reached out to Tsukki, and just everything argh he’s such a cool cat.

Bokuto, such a dork omg and an attention seeker but i’m a bit like him in some instances and his hilarious mood swings and you want to wrap him in a blanket and hug him forever.

Kageyama, awkward, nif, naf, nice, omg let me wrap him in a blanket too and give him a glass of milk and love him forever. He’s so awkward and soft omg. 

Also Suga??? Always Suga, where he told Ukai to not pick him as the main setter if he thought Kageyama was better, and his sass and everything and how perfect he is omg he’s the kind of person I want to be. 

Everyone though like Asahi the reverse gangster and Hinata the fearless and Yamaguchi who is the most precious bean and Tsukishima who had the incredible character development and KENMA’S EYES wow what was that non sequitur and all the girls in Haikyuu have my eternal love omg and oikawa i actually love him and hate him he’s too much like me but also he’s more hard working than i’ll ever be so there’s that… iwaizumi and his voice actor in the anime omfg and feels for akaashi who is pretty and loves bokuto and has to put up with him and argh i think maybe i should stop now but yes i hope this answers your question… though I don’t think it did… 

edit: oh my goodness i must add the sawamura daichi, how could i not write about this perfect guy, SOCK IT TO INARIZAKI ESPECIALLY THEIR CHEER SQUAD dfjsfksdh 

[wehveechen]

On the nature of MadNes

I realized that I always scream about Madnes without ever explaining the deeper underlying mechanisms and feelings/thoughts that sit at the heart of this dynamic so here. Have unnecessarily detailed explanations on their messy relationship. I put it under a read more because I accidentally wrote an essay smh.

There is layer one, prestige. Ignes is... moderately attractive. Not the hottest noble he ever met, but good enough. More importantly, having her is a big  "Fuck you" @ everyone. Roctis, who had the largest faction in the union .Yeah look I got your precious daughter now. The best Union scientist they had left (or at least so he thinks). And well. a noble clan leader. essentially, she is moderately prestigious enough. Not a "first choice" like Lunark, but she is a passable second choice. Layer two. part one :  Maduke projects onto her. She kills without mercy, she even enjoys it. The strong rule, even if it means they take the lives of the weak. This is a belief they share. Also, the parallel, of him not becoming Faelan's successor instead of Muzaka and her not inheriting the clan weapon for such a long time. He tries to draw parallels. He wants to see himself in her, and he wants it to be loveable. Well. Loveable. He wants someone who understands him. Someone who can see his true face and acknowledge it. Unlike Lunark, he does not need to hide his true self, because his true self and her self are alike. A monster does not fear another monster. Which leads to layer two part two: part two: he has power over her. Unlike Lunark, Ignes is an outsider wherever she goes. The Union is turning so human-centric, they will not make her an elder anyway. she has no power. the nobles are her enemies. The werewolves see her as an intruder. Essentially, Ignes maneuvered herself into a corner in which she depends on his goodwill. Unless madam wishes to live as a hermit somewhere in the himalaya. or something. he enjoys this power. Lunark was well respected in the Union and even more respected among the werewolves (before the whole modification story...). which means she was out of his reach. her word had weight. His power over his subjects is not absolute. he cannot just go and do whatever he wants with key members of the pack without upsetting others too much. Ignes? like who cares what happens to her. Ignes' word and opinion on him mean nothing to anyone. 

Ignes is just this extremely alluring combination of powerful fighter, competent scientist, sadistic monster and .... a child. As Lunark would call her, she is a child in the body of a woman. Ignes is immature, she depends a lot on others, she is aimless, she is scared, she is emotional, she is easy to control. He does not want a partner who is his equal. he wants someone he can control, someone he can mold the way he wants,  or at least that's his idea of her. Someone he can use easily. Her immature personality and her absolute lack of social and political influence paired with superficial assets like knowledge and physical power make her just right. She clearly has no idea what she's doing and that's just right.  As adressed before, Ignes lacks influence. Her opinion has no consequences. And.. she is supposed to be  like  him. which means... as innocent as this sounds, he can be himself with her. Something all living beings strive forward of course, his true self is sadistic, narcissistic, abusive and the whole jazz, but like, girl will just have to live with that. This, a dynamic similar to neskreia, is liberating. He does not have to act around her. or at the very least, he eventually stops doing so. This, of course, unlocks a whole load of other issues because... this man is lonely. he starts thawing. Even though he is a fucking monster, he is also just a man. A lonely man with an ugly personality who knows no one will ever love him for who he really is. But like... once you start opening up to someone, how do you stop?He cannot dehumanize her like he did with Garda. She is not a prisoner who is not meant to ever see the light of day again. And neither is she Mirai(or urne, who is dead. rip).  ... like... if he wants it superficial and meaningless, that's what he has them for.  Essentially, yeah, that bitch absolutely only got himself to blame. get cozy and intimate with someone you cannot treat like some sort of object or animal and you risk catching feels.

And at some point he realizes... shit. He likes her. Like, of course, he hates her, but damn he likes her. he fucking hates her because wow shit he got emotionally attached? how  dare  she make him feel emotions he had no intentions of ever feeling at any point in time. Look at what love brought to others. His Uncle (who was murdered by his brother.) Muzaka. Roctis. And probably many more. LOVE  NEVER DID ANY GOOD FOR ANYONE IN THE HISTORY OF EVER And just... he hates her for that. She is a liability. Even if she has no power over him, she is a liability and... he wants to kill her. He wants to see her dead, best at his own hands, while he still can. But he... cannot. And this makes him hate her even more. The more he loves her, the more he hates her.He hates her, because he is a weak bitch, essentially. He knows that he should get rid of her while he still can, and with her, get rid of the last part of his heart that is capable of something that is not hate, disgust, contempt, malicious joy, greed, pride -  Now that he got a taste ,though... of affection... of holding someone and calling them  yours ...  he cannot stop. he cannot deprive himself of that. And so instead, she must be broken. She cannot be trusted, this wild thing, but then again, no one can be trusted. This is kind of at the heart of what really drives him into his incredibly toxic, abusive behaviour towards her: for one, he is a fucking sadist who enjoys inflicting pain, and two, he is just... well. He has seen that not even Ignes can love him,. (uhm... she is a lesbian... and... she has more of a bad bitch persona than actual nature...) so... she must break. Melt her like a candle and mold the wax into something nice. because this is the only way he will ever, truly have someone: in shards he can cradle in his arms  Ignes is supposed to essentially satisfy all of his emotional needs, while he simultaneously hates her for satisfying his emotional needs because he wants more and more and yeah he hates himself and that's why he hates herit's all Ignes' fault, obviously.Not his own awful character. never. ever. as if. The witch bitch is to blame. 

And some more additional thoughts regarding Ignes’ perspective on all this. 

I would like to start this off with the fact that coming to Maduke was not her first choice. In my HCs, she spent the many chapters between roctis' death and her reappearing on WW island looking for Lagus in places she knew he used to have laboratories and, at her wits' end, she turns to maduke. She learns of Lagus' death from Maduke too, btw. She comes to him in a very difficult time of her life. She is just now realizing that she is alone. That's adulting for you. She longs for purpose, for protecting, for guidance, and initially she meant to go and look for it from Lagus. And so she stays with Maduke instead, who is the only one with enough power to protect her from the wrath of the Noblesse and the nobles in generla. the union is a sinking ship, no point in bothering with them.

Anyway. Obviously, she uses Maduke for his power and ressources. She knows he is a monster - but that's her main mistake when interacting with him: she assumes he is a reasonable man who will act in a consistent manner. We have several examples of her completely being way off the mark in her predictions about his behaviour in MoLM (both positive, when he apologized to her, as well as negative, when she was mistaken about Gaura). She hopes to be able to harness him. He needs  her expertise. she has a know how the werewolf scientists did not have until now. And... she thinks she is safe because of that. that's also why she kept him at bay. sex is meaningless. it's just two bodies mashing together. That's nothing special. But she did not want to fire all her bullets prematurely. She did not expect this to backfire but... yeah. The main reason she rejected him was because she did not want to give him everything he wants too easily. She needs to keep some cards up her sleeve for when he got his superwerewolf army.

( I can write a whole essay on what about  MoLM's chapter "Love" really hit, it was not the physical aspect, but... yeah. i will stay kids friendly and skip over that) in this AU she is mostly just "oh shit... " because she missed her opportunity to slip away. The original plan to just leave during the whole chaos kinda got broken by the fact that she simply does not get another opportunity to easily get away. And.. more importantly... she knows Maduke is too proud to just let her _ go _ . Which means, she is not safe as long as he lives, not safe as long the nobles have a major fucking grudge against her, but that is a whole other can of worms

I genuinely think.. this could have been a real ship. I mean, still a dysfunctional one with no attraction or anything from her, but... it's not to be loved. When the whole world hates you, isn't it nice when there is at least one person who doesn't?

What follows is a lot of stockholm and trauma that does not reflect her personality or anything so this is where i quit thank you for coming to my ted talk