#listen i think i’m hilarious

[isolabellz]

he lived, served cunt, died, and then served cunt even harder

[its-your-mind]

“Hello? 999? I think I just heard a Triumvir of Rome hug a dude real hard in order to stick them on the thousands of sharp needles poking out of his skin. …The youngest one. … Yeah, him. … Yes, I’ll hold.”

[palilious]

"why go to sleep when the girl of your dreams is right here" - Colette, probably

Template was done by @yoteako ! (Though this is technically the old version sorry yote)

[poisoned-pearls]

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BOTHERING YOU!!! I AM INTERESTED!!!

AUGHH OKAY OKAY SO-

It’s INCREDIBLY similar to canon, that’s like, half of the point. Jamil and Azul have been in the same class for their whole school a career and I firmly believe Azul has HAD a crush on him since their first year even in canon (ex. “I’ve always been curious about you since we were first years.”)

so in this au it happened completely on accident. Since they were only around 3 weeks- a month into school, Jamil didn’t have kalim to worry about yet (who arrived a month later) and azul didn’t have such a large reputation (so Jamil was a little less cautious). Potion project, truth serum. Should be easy right? That was until azul accidentally lost balance and tried to catch himself on the cauldron, sending it all over him and into his mouth.

so when Jamil leans over to ask if he’s okay, because a giant metal thing just tipped over him, the first thing out of his mouth is “great seven you’re gorgeous.”

when Jamil is promptly like “what” Azul literally can not control his tongue and is like “please go on a date with me-“ and Jamil just stares at him for a moment before going “…sure” because, well, hell. He’s free from kalim for the first time in his life, he thinks he’s pretty too, it’s worth a shot and he’s under a truth potion, so at least he knows he finds him attractive. So sure, couldn’t hurt to try.

And it did, in fact, not hurt to try, they snuck their way up the astronomy tower and had a nice dinner that azul made. And they were both, very very happy.

another date later (this time by Jamil, where they played mancala in one of the scarabian common places) and they were official.

And a month later, (a week or so after kalim transferred) Jamil joined basketball and Azul became his number one fan, where a year later Ace learns about his existence from

Azul keeps Jamil from becoming more stressed about kalim, and Jamil uses his study guides to not go insane. Jamil also becomes a third enforcer for the monstro lounge, and knows EXACTLY how everything works, because hell he was there right next to Azul and helping him figure it all out when it was happening. He’ll catch someone trying to run from Azul and his contracts and toss them right back into the shark pit.

theyre also horrible. Like the most couple to ever couple. Jamil waits outside every housewarden meeting to walk with Azul, they always either bring breakfast or coffee for each other (they’ll switch it up on who brings it each day). Hell even Ace originally knew Azul as “Jamil’s boyfriend from octavinelle” during games.

[memryse]

the absolute copium desert duo fans are on right now is insane. we are inhaling every single last drop of it and clutching at STRAWS to reconcile double life!desert duo with the tragedy we’ve built up in our heads across all their other series because right now both of them are having an excellent time having ws little to do with one another as possible and are crushing all of our dreams in every single moment of session two

[horsetailcurlers2]

is this a safe space you guys???? does anybody else think ttpd is kind of…. bad????

[beeg-bark]

butch who has to take off his dozens of rings before hot steamy lesbian sex(beating the shit out of his two partners)

[seventh-district]

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[superloves4]

I find fascinating that the spider people really heard miguel say he “replaced the him from another universe that died” and then didn’t just think “hey, maybe this guy needs some therapy instead”

[thetwilightroadtonightfall]

Here’s my personal Player (they/them!) design in sprite form, a tweaked version of the few “”canon”” * iterations we’ve seen of them (such as in back cover’s intro and khux’s original app art)

Very happy that I got to make this! I almost always draw them like this so it’s nice to have a more cemented version of them that I can actually see rather than just envision

(Note: this is not my key kid! Further explanation here)

[bluesadansey]

[snipstheskeleton]

when i was younger (i’m wanting to say 11 or 12) i was really into miraculous ladybug so much so that my favorite songs were classic by mkto because of a chat noir cosplay lip sync video and will you marry me by jason derulo because of a ladynoir/adrienette comic video and when i say they were my favorite songs i mean i listened to them religiously and my brother (who was sharing a room with me at the time) got sick of them, i wrote the lyrics in a notebook so i could memorize them, and i remember once at a skating rink i asked them to play classic and it came on right before we were going to leave and my mom let me stay longer so i went back on the skate floor dancing to it while skating

similarly when i was 4 my favorite songs were paradise city by guns and roses and my mom has a voice clip somewhere on her laptop of my little baby voice singing it and pumped up kicks by foster the people and because i was 4 i had no idea what the song was about and didn’t for longer than it should’ve but little baby me would constantly ask for my mom to play those songs anytime we got in the car and i find that hilarious

[splynter]

Oh yeah I’m hoarding art again

Anyways, screwed around with an AI Fell Sans and got myself a ship child for the hell of it. Here’s Caramello Michael Fell, my new selectively mute son who is obsessed with motorcycles :)

[hiddenworldofmary]

grief truly is the oddest thing

one moment wifi goes out and you put on the only downloaded playlist as you go to pee and the next you’re bawling your eyes out on the bathroom floor because you accidentally listened to the lyrics and they broke you

[hairenya]

Everyone jokes about how Misha’s going to get himself banned from Twitter but if that happens I think it will be the thing that FINALLY ends Musk tbh. Either some crazy fan girl will assassinate him and we’ll all crowdfund her defense team (for legal reasons this is a joke) OR more likely Misha will call his ex sugar daddy to complain and Bill will make sure there’s a congressional hearing the next day or some shit.