#lit fam

[ca-dmv-bot]

Customer: SLOGAN, MEANING ITS COOL, FRIENDS DMV: LIT CAN MEAN HIGH OR VERY INTOXICATED Verdict: DENIED

[darlingyoureperfection]

spoiler warning for hogwarts legacy and cw for spiders (but don't worry i kill them <3) some of my favourite dialogues with sebastian and the fem!mc (because that's who i'm playing as right now for my second playthrough) + some sebastian and ominis ones at the start while my dumbass exists (ignore my GARBO GAMEPLAY LOL) (also had to compress the video a bit cause my clips come from my 2k monitor so i gotta downsize the FILE SIZE because tumblr only lets me post 500mb)

[bridgeportbritt]

Creeksbrey Palace | Umbrage, SimDonia | 8 Days Until the Wedding

Bria: My sissy!!!

Maia: Hi! Oh my gosh. It's so good to see you!

Emmitt: Welcome!

Shia: Thanks for having us!

Bria: Now the party can finally begin.

Maia: Well, it's certainly a special party we're here for.

Bria: Tell me about it!

Olivia: Hi! Nice to meet you in person! I've heard so much about you.

Maia: Aw, same here! Mainly how wonderful you are.

Olivia: Thank you! And thank you for coming all this way.

Bria: When is May coming in?

Maia: In a couple days! Their first trip without the kiddos, you know how that is.

Bria: A relief.

Maia laughs: Something like that. Thanks for helping out with the hotels and flights. We basically rented everything out.

Bria laughs: I hope they are ready. The Wu/Kealohas are descending upon SimDonia!

[ofstrangerplaces]

not me clawing myself out of my grave and learning a new language just so I can understand the new wlw ship that's whispered to me on the stale breeze

[touchmycoat]

Got horny about a book packaging at the anime convention today so I bought it 💦💦 am now reading “His Highness Wants Me to Return His Chastity.”

殿下讓我還他清譽 by 三千大夢敘平生

Premise goes, after finally getting captured after the execution of his entire family, Yun Lang claims at the chopping block that he is pregnant with a royal prince's son.

鎮遠侯府滿門抄斬，小侯爺雲瑯逃了五年，一著不慎，落在暗衛手中。

雲瑯跪在法場，對著寒光閃閃的鍘刀，情急之下，一口咬定自己懷了琰王的兒子。

據傳，琰王蕭朔父母早逝，性情殘暴嗜血，手上不知多少冤魂人命。

與鎮遠侯府有不世血仇。

2. 雲瑯胡言亂語死裡逃生，被從刑場扛回了王府。

燭光下，蕭朔神色陰鷙，眉目冰冷吩咐：“找間上房，撥下人丫鬟，為小侯爺延醫用藥。”

雲瑯不好意思，剛要跟他客氣，冷不防聽見最後一句。

蕭朔：“讓他生。”

雲瑯：“……”

[be-the-glenn-to-my-maggie]

3AM AND MY PLAN WORKED MOTHERFUCKERS, FIRST SPIDER INCLUDED MODERN AU AVATAR FIC. I AM ON THIS LIKE FLIES ON SHIT GUYS, KEEP IT COMING WHERES MY ROLE REVERSAL AU??

[mymitochondriaforpresident]

My American ass when I’m up at 3 in the morning and the only ones online are the Europeans

[guroshitsuji]

mfw i didnt prepare for the strike we out here baking bread n bumming meals off friends n family

[sapphicgoblinblog]

Here’s my new logo!

Absolutely eye-catching, messy, and exciting! It’s got the perfect amount of 90s crust to it! Don’t you think so too?

Link: https://www.tumblr.com/hauntaku

[ascen-sion]

A night to remember 🥲❤️

[lex-n-weegie]

Happy 1 year anniversary to security breach by the way!! 🎉🎉🎉

[cliveguy]

I have this weird collection of barnes and noble hardback books that i think were supposed to be their version of clothbound classics (let's put classic lit in a fancy cover and jack up the prices) but the actual quality is so yucky....for a while when i was a teenager they'd end up in local bargain shops for like £5 each and they were so fascinating i had to get them every time

[awokennerd]

I am a big tea drinker (currently my favorite is a pomegranate oolong) and I get emails for a tea blog one of my favorite tea brands has. For pride month, they did a post about ways you can celebrate and one of their ideas was to have a ✨queer tea party! ✨

I told my boyfriend about this and immediately he was like, "you're gonna draw all the gay characters in destiny having a tea party now."

It's a bit too much effort when I'm going through one of my non-drawing phases, but this will probably happen at some point. Featuring: Saint, Osiris, Ikora, Chalco, Bubo, and Tripore (he's not queer, but he's totally a great ally). At least these six would tots be there (I also imagine they just get together sometimes for dinners and such cause warlock gang), but there are too many queer characters in Destiny (and too many characters who I think are queer, like Ikora, Chalco, and Eris).

[compaculaaa]

yall just really like memes huh

[munsontm]

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