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greenhaired-gremlin · 7 months
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rewatching HH pt 3
WEE DAD BEAT DAD MY SECOND FAVORITE EPISODE LETS GOOOOOOOOOOOO
the intro is a bop tho. i literally never skip it
Charlie having an unhealthy sleep schedule is so real
"Kill everyone?' real honestly
"you got daddy issues?" his smirk I'm dead
EMO CHARLIE
LUCIFER MY MENTALLY ILL NEURODIVERGENT LOML
the scripting before answering is so real
niffty in the background just chilling (literally acting like Alastor)
Pen's (i can't spell his name help) fuckin OwO face constantly
"TAKE THAT DEPRESSION" real
Al plotting
LUCI GREETING ALL THE CREATURES MAKES ME SO HAPPY "KEEKEE" OWO
AL: meets literal king of hell - immediately insults him
Luci canonly being the first person to make Al say the fuck word
the roaches fucking while Charlie is showing Luci the parlor
ok you can't tell me Luci didn't realize Vaggie was an angel like halfway through and just didn't say anything
Hell's Greatest Dad is such a vibe. Luci's little spin im sjhbdhjsd
DEVIL WENT DOWN TO GEORGIA REFERENCE (its funny cause i live in Georgia hehe)
"sadly there are times a birth parent is a dud" can confirm
Husk's face when Mimzy shows up he rlly is just like "fuck this bullshit"
Alastor is very annoyed by Mimzy you can tell. in the back he's just like -v-
THE BEEZLEJUICE SIGN IN THE BACKGROUND GHSBYGASDYG
WOO ALASTOR LORE
okay so its implied that Alastor killed most, if not all, of the overlords when he showed up, but Zestial and Carmilla are known to have BEEN THERE FOR A WHILE... so im curious if he knew he couldn't kill them or if they made an unofficial deal
okay i love Al as a character but husk and his convo scene makes me so mad
al is terrifying
THE JAZZ AS AL WALKS AWAY
husk shaking like a cat i have so many headcanons for husk rn (lmk if anyone wants them...)
HOLY SHIT WHEN LUCI'S TALKING ABOUT HEAVEN VAGGIE LOOKS AWAY GUILTILY
vaggie speaking Spanish
HUSK JUST -_- this entire episode is so relatable
PEN SAVING NIFFTY
okay but the doubling voice when Al uses his power. makes brain go brrr
Charlie: defending Al
Al: literally dropping a loan shark down his throat in the back
Al being done with Mimzy is so important to me. probably gonna post a full thing on it cause it's actually a really vital thing
Husk and Angel eating popcorn. me too besties
More Than Anything hits me right in the daddy issues i literally almost cried that first time i watched it.
okay but Lilith taking Charlie away? i really think there's something between Luci and Lilith that we don't know bc like... what?
"I've missed that smile" IJHWBUYSHYBYHS
"I'm grateful you're my daughter/father" UGH RLLY CALLING MY DADDY ISSUES OUT
PROUD DAD PROUD DAD PROUD DAD PROUD DAD PROUD-
Vaggie at the end is just like oh fuck
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kristiemewisstan · 5 months
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The Tortured Poets Department Unhinged First Listen Review:
Fortnight-
NEEDS MORE POSTY, we love a “I wanna kill her”, this one MIGHT BE about Matty Healy lol “I touched you for only a fortnight”
The Tortured Poets Department-
“WHO USES TYPEWRITERS ANYWAY” YOU BITCH ITS YOU LOL, Charlie Puth name drop 🤨 oh god so many name drops, THIS BRIDGE, not the wedding ring…
My Boy Only Breaks His Favorite Toys-
THERE WAS A LITANY OF REASONS WHY WE SHOULDVE PLAYED FOR KEEPS THIS TIME my jaw literally dropped the entire last verse
Down Bad-
“Everything comes up teenage petulance” this one is cringy but in a way I love, Taylor Is Very Much A Down Bad Girlie
So Long, London-
this song is tachycardic I PROMISE I MADE THIS JOKE BEFORE “STOPPED CPR”, two graves one gun I SWORE THAT YOU LOVED ME BUT WHERE WAS THE CLUES damn she’s really sad to lose London huh
But Daddy I Love Him-
this would have a cool music video “she’s was chaos he was revelry” this is if red and the 1975 had a child that’s the vibe
Fresh Out the Slammer-
Okay so this is the “I just realized how bad this relationship truly was and thank god I’m out of it”, okay the weird slow down stuff wasn’t my favorite thing
Florida!!!-
I’m cackling, THE FLORENCE VERSE IS SO GOOD I think that this is just a Florence and the machine song it sounds so like them
Guilty as Sin?-
Okay this is the first one I’ve been like “oooooo I really like this one” “what if I roll the stone away, they’re gonna crucify me anyway” DAMN some religious imagery will always get me right in the trauma
Who’s Afraid of Little Old Me?-
This one has a lot of the brain scratching pauses “don’t you worry folks we took out all her teeth” oof this song is just really angry
I Can Fix Him (No Really I Can)-
Cowboy Like Me but they don’t end up happy, okay “good boy” made me giggle so apparently in a 12 year old boy
loml-
PIANO! WANT IVE WANTED THE WHOLE TIME “still alive, killin time at the cemetery, never quite buried” I’m getting a gun and flying to London, I swear “TALKING RINGS AND TALKING CRADLES 🤨” JOE ALWYN FOUND DEAD IN A DITCH “THE LOSS OF MY LOVE” COUNT YOUR DAYS JOSEPH 💀, this should’ve been track 5
I Can Do It With A Broken Heart-
hello production that is giving Barbie movie/80s vibes, this is the first one I’m certain was written recently like it was definitely written on tour, the peppy “cause I’m miserable!” Hurt Me but also same
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived-
THE BREATH ahhhhh PIANO! “I don’t even want you back I just want to know if rusting my sparkling summer was the goal” okay back half of the album is eating, THE PICKUP, SPEAK NOW VIBES BUT MOM IS OLDER AND MADDER
The Alchemy-
ok ok ok “I circled you on a map I haven’t come around in so long but I’m coming back so strong” fucking meant,👌 touchdown mention lmao, okay this is SO ABOUT TRAVIS 🥹🥰
Clara Bow-
Best production on the album in the first 10 seconds, BEAUTY IS THE BEAST THAT ROSE, WAIT WHAT????? “You look like Taylor Swift” yeah queen because you are lol, It’s so people can make the audio of her singing all the album names lmao
First Overall Listen- 7/10
I was getting nervous in the front half but the back half more than made up for it
The vibe was just off at the start and honestly that’s probably a me thing and will get better with further listens
The lyrics were amazing as always
Production was okay, some of the songs were perfect and some had me going 🤨
Charlie Puth
Top 3 in no particular order (apparently I like songs that hurt me):
Guilty as Sin?
loml
The Smallest Man Who Ever Lived
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spooksier · 2 years
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hello i saw ur post abt osgood the loml and the worldbuilding (WHICH I LOOOOOVE TO BITS BTW ITS SO GREATEST SO GOOD..) and you mentioned the concept of beholding actually talking to jon as an inspo for it and i thought about that shit all evening its been haunting me. i would love to hear ur thoughts abt it if u dont mind ofc no pressure:-)!!!!!!!!! osgood win all the time
you never have to be nervous about asking me to explain why i think beholding has a massive fucking crush on jon. i will always say yes.
(this is mostly s5 stuff so spoilers ahead teehee, and its long because its me, tyler spooksier, writing it)
so in s5 its made super clear that beholding definitely, absolutely likes jon the most and favors him as its pupil. like it tries to keep them happy in the cabin, it keeps martin safe to the point where jon literally points out that the eye is fond of him, it just listens to jon when he wants to do something (like it just LETS HIM MAKE A NEW AVATAR???),, which out of line with what we were told about the entities (especially beholding) being very hands off with their avatars. it literally knows that jon's goal is to kill it but it never tries to stop him! the entire city of london turns into beholding going "everybody look at my specialest boy!!!!!!!" (the eye-drones that swarm jon when he's outside the panopticon my beloved). like there is something about being the archivist that makes ur connection to the eye most personal.........
anyways my whole idea about beholding "talking" to jon came from this scene in 194:
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im absolutely obsessed with the sorta-confirmation that beholding speaks to jon through the statements it gives him (which btw adds a whole new layer to s5, a season that already kicks my ass) and this + the running aspect of s5 where jon is referred to as holy or with other religious-ish phrases made me think about the idea of like a god and its high priest being able to talk to each other. because obviously beholding wants to talk to jon and wants jon's little ass so bad. idk it just made me wonder what its like in jon's head to have a god in there that loves him so bad that it wants to eat him whole
tl;dr: beholding gay for jarchivist
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sukugo · 2 years
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SCREAMING HE JUST FUCKING KILLS THE GUY. AND HIS SMILE ALL :DD I LOVE HIM
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enluv · 3 years
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GET IN TOOT TOOTS IT'S YEONJUN DAY !!
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yatsugareboyf · 3 years
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Poe x female reader
Confession and dating headcannons plz
sorry this took a while heres loml poe
confession and dating hcs with edgar allan poe
yknow that trope where
he writes a bunch of love letters but he doesnt end up sending them?
yeah thats him . thats poe w you
like all his letters would range from short poems to full on essays and even debated on writing a novel where he can guide you
but he just trashes all the ideas bcs he thinks you wouldn't like it :((
but he asks ranpo for help and ranpo is like, "bitch u better send her one rn or else she'll find all of them and u wouldn't want that"
so he puts himself together and makes this moderately long letter (he still thinks its not enough for someone like you)
and asks ranpo to leave it at ur desk when u get to work (assuming u work for the ada)
no bcs when he says its not enough hes lying
that letter had you SOBBING
like atsushi thought u got a death threat or smthn 😭
u had to step out of the office to collect urself and ranpo is just laughing his ass off
ofc u were so touched so u had to send a letter back to poe
(ranpo does not like where this is going)
so there was this time where u and poe were just sending letters to each other via ranpo
one day he had enough and instead of bringing your letter to poe he literally dragged you to poe
so now u and poe are sitting across each other, awkwardly looking anywhere but each other despite shamelessly flirting in letters
when poe was abt to speak, karl beat him to it and started circling around you and sniffing you
u were abt to PANIC like THIS IS KARL
but then he jumps up to your head and lays down there 
which causes u and poe to laugh a bit
“excuse my karl, y/n, i think hes very fond of you”
“well i hope hes not the only one whos fond of me”
so now u two just talk and flirt for a bit and u didnt notice the time
"oh, poe-kun, its getting a bit late. we should do this another time?"
"definitely! uhm, how can i contact you?"
so yeah u exchanged numbers
he definitely jumped around w joy for a bit
so u guys went on more and more dates and u got to know each other more and
fr ranpo is the best thing that happened to the 2 of u bcs if he didnt step in yall would just stay labeless forever
"so what are you two supposed to be?" - ranpo, who let himself join ur bakery date
"what do u mean ranpo-san?" - u, who is currently sharing your already tiny seat w ranpo
"like, r yall dating or?"
"d-dating? i mean-" - poe, who's going insane
"yeah? are we not...?" - u, who's being smothered by ranpo's crumbs
"oh... i guess we are" - poe, whos exploding on the inside
ok skipping the awkward parts yall r actually chill
its more of a shared silences and small talk kind of relationship
u dont have to say much for poe to understand and vice versa and you're both content with that
some may not believe y'all when u say yall r a couple bcs both of u arent rlly that affectionate (physically)
which initially got to poe's head
so he tried to like, awkwardly put his arm around u in public or kiss your forehead
u like the affection but u know poe isnt rlly into pda or a lot of physical affection anyway so u told him that he should express his love in his own way rather than what appeals to others
and ofc, his way is through writing!
honestly i love handwritten letters notes and even poems and he'd deliver that always
probably even makes those "open this letter when ure sad" type of gifts?
yeah. Yeah
for poe, he likes to have quality time with you
and even if earlier i said he doesn't rlly like physical affection, he does appreciate it every once in a while
cuddles and being in each other's arms isnt that often, but often enough that u dont rlly get deprived of it
poe enjoys baking with you (even if ranpo literally comes out of nowhere to eat them)
omg yall probably r plant parents
like tending to plants in his enormous garden
I FORGOT POE IS RICH THIS MF IS GONNA SPOIL U subtly
like u spare one long glance at a necklace book its on ur desk w a pretty note
u smiled at a cute piece of furniture? bam its in ur room w a cute letter
u wanted to get new cosmetics? tada hes taking u shopping and slips a little paper in the bag
hes a very observant lover and he knows when u want/need something most of the time
aaaa i love him actually
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lunaastoir · 3 years
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fluff/relationships w the liyue crew
characters included: xiao, childe, beidou, and zhongli
ik i forgot ningguang i promise i’ll include her in part 2, i just didn’t have time :(
all x a gn! reader 
my liyue babies :,) ft. ningguang in spirit
an: i was listening to my soft playlist (more like listening to cupid’s chokehold on repeat, no i am not basic 🔪) and i thought some fluff headcanons would be cute w these sweet people
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xiao
ok so no surprise that he hates liyue harbor
he hates anything w a lot of people in it so he prefers to stay at wangshu inn tyvm
but by contrast, you love liyue harbor sm (it’s gorgeous i mean c’mON)
you go there often to retrieve your commissions in order to stay closer to xiao (liyue harbor is closer than mondstadt he argues but you’re well aware that they’re both equally far away)
so if anyone asked, xiao would absolutely refuse to go to the harbor like i hate people??? why would you even ask???
but,,,he’s so sOFT for you
if you asked??? he would agree in a heartbeat
but since he’s >:( angsty boy, he makes you think that he won’t go even when he’s already decided that he’s coming w you
he puts up the “if you so require, then i guess i will assist you with your travels in liyue harbor” but in reality he would definitely have said yes even without the almond tofu
while he hates the harbor, he thinks that with you anything is bearable :,) simp
you take him to see xinyan to vibe w her music and you can tell he really enjoys it
even tho he’s like 🕴 the entire time, you see the softer look on his face and the very slight smile on his lips as he listens to the music and watches the crowd
so so so cute very soft for him
i do see him as a subtly touchy person in public like brushing the hair off your face, swiping his thumb across your cheek, or gently pulling your hair back when you have a plate of food in your hands 
the type to link your pinkies together - he claims it’s so you don’t get lost but yk better 
after the concert is done you take him to that one waypoint near mt. tianheng and the both of you just watch the city lights and the way they reflect beautifully on the water surrounding the harbor 
personal headcanon that xiao absolutely loves stargazing since he believes the stars are the one true constant in his life especially since he’s experienced so much loss (basically they’ll never leave him god i hate myself why do i make everything SAD)
mini headcanon off of that - he doesn’t stargaze with people,,, like ever 
it’s something he loves to do alone so the fact that he lets you stargaze w him and even allows you to shift your head onto his lap while you watch the sky is a huge deal 
he loves it when you softly whisper abt how your day was or something you saw that made you laugh 
he just loves hearing your voice, it automatically calms the voices in his head 
you absolutely ADORE when he has flowers in his hair especially cecilias (cecillias? ceccillias? idfk) and you make a point whenever you go to mondstadt to pick a fresh batch of cecilias just for xiao while enlisting the help of your favorite bard  
these soft moments on the mountain are usually when you’ll sweetly tuck in a flower or two in his hair while laughing 
he’ll blush fiercely while looking away but will tuck the cecilias in securely as you’re unable to do so due to the position you’re in on his lap
all in all - this was not meant to come out as a date idea but we’re going w it 
this is so cute xiao pls let me put flowers in your hair sweet boy <3
childe
god, loml, my favorite war criminal after eren yeager 
there’s never a dull moment w this man - if you wanted peace and quiet, why the hell are you dating him bestie???
is the type of person to yell out “Y/N, i can’t believe i ran into you here!” if he sees you somewhere even tho you explicitly told him you were going to be here in the morning (ik you have a good memory ajax don’t lie to me 😐)
i don’t see him as being obnoxious w pda unlike someone else kaeya but he would definitely participate (think: handholding, cheek kisses, an arm around your shoulders)
loves it when he comes home and sees you in an apron cooking 
domesticity just makes his heart melt so you can be sure that your face will be peppered w a lot of kisses afterwards <3 
absolutely ADORES it when you trace his scars absentmindedly when you’re lying down or even when you’re having dinner in public  
he’s been far from his family for so long that small acts of mindless affection like this really make his heart happy 
you have him drunk on your love luv haha see what i did there 
he will let you put makeup on him. no i do not take criticism ⛄️
he already has on lowkey thick eyeliner,,, don’t be shy put some more bestie 
he will shamelessly go out in public w whatever you made him wear - doesn’t really give a shit even tho he has a reputation to maintain 
speaking of reputation,,, yk his mask? yeah that one - the red hair accessory that he has on his head
well on the mask, he attached a little charm the both of you got together on your first date during lantern rite 
it’s this adorable fox that we all shamelessly kill for meat and he placed it so it anchored to the side of his mask so when he fights it isn’t a nuisance or anything (does that make sense??? i hope it does) 
his subordinates notice and while they’re stoic around childe, behind closed doors they do whisper abt the mysterious person who’s captured his heart 
not so mysterious anymore when they literally see him cling onto you during his daily patrol around the harbor 💀
it’s ok tho he’s lucky he’s cute 
bestie,,, pls give him a neck massage 
i just KNOW he’s tense there idk something abt the way he carries himself just screams “my neck hurts so bad someone pls help me i would ask but my pride literally will not let me”
so give him a neck massage :) don’t worry tho he’ll definitely return the favor and then some
LOVES TICKLE FIGHTS 
he’s obsessed w them,,, it’s just the faces you make??? he can’t get enough 
he loves seeing the pure joy and the brief fear (he’s kind of a sadist) in your eyes before he attacks you w those damned hands 
it reminds him a lot of simpler times w his siblings and he’s happy he brings you joy and makes you forget your worries - at least for a little while 
all in all, he’s a good boy and no i will not tolerate childe slander 🔪 kaeya slander tho 😏
beidou
you pulled beidou??? wow everyone’s jealous (pulled as in literally from the banner and in this context but no i do not have beidou and no i definitely do not want to talk abt it)
god made beidou and zhongli just so all of us could have a sexuality crisis 
anyways, being w her is hard i will not lie 
not bc she isn’t a capable lover - no, quite the contrary 
she’s an amazing partner but the problem here lies in the fact that she’s almost never on land 
it’s hard working a long distance relationship but y’all love each other so it works out :,) 
when she is physically present however, expect to never be bored 
she’ll quietly fix the wrinkles on your shirt or fiddle with your fingers in her hands while she recounts her adventures out on sea 
she sometimes gets worried she bores you, however the way your eyes light up every time she tells a tale always reassures her otherwise
definitely the type to let you use her claymore if you want to learn 
she’ll provide useful tips as she tucks her hands into your sides gently, positioning you correctly so you don’t hurt yourself 
miss girl is an AMAZING cook 
i just know she cooks the best meals - i mean she’s friends w xiangling after all 
whenever she comes home from a voyage she’ll always insist on making something for you even if she’s abt to pass out 
pls tuck her into bed and promise her that she can make you something in the morning <3 the poor woman needs rest 
brings you back trinkets but they’re actually very practical 
she knows you won’t have much use for a simple charm (not that there’s anything wrong w that) but she believes you’ll like something practical more so she might get you a new engraved knife from the most recent place she’s been to 
definitely the type to surprise you when she docks 
i can imagine her anchoring her ship out a little ways from liyue harbor and rowing to the dock in order to make sure you aren’t alerted of her presence (i’m sorry the mental picture this made in my mind is SENDING ME INTO ORBIT but she means well i love you)
will take you to remote spots she’s found in her travels through liyue 
for example - the little heart shaped island and the island quest (?) that you had to use kaeya the bridge maker for in order to get to im sorry i’ll stop w the kaeya slander
she’ll get you seashell bracelets or necklaces idk why but she gives me those vIBES 
they’re super nice ones too, only the highest quality for you 
yes she’s a bruh girl but i also see her as someone who would enjoy intimate moments like watching the sunset or something 
“yo wanna catch the sunset, i heard it looks sick from the jade chamber” said before ahem it yk fell from the sky
kasdjksfashfjsahf yes ofc i would love to catch the sunset w you pls come home luv
anyways, she is a woman i would give the world for 
zhongli
ok gimme a sec i need to get my gentleman mode on 
this man,,, THIS MAN 
everything w him is so soft like your entire eXISTENCE w him could go in a museum it’s that beautiful 
in the morning when he visits you, he always brings you a cup of your favorite tea and a bouquet of glaze lilies he got from madame ping
holds the door for you, pushes the chair out for you, uses a napkin and brushes sauce off your lips when you’re eating - you name something sweet, he’s done it
secretly loves it when you fuss over him 
he doesn’t like to fight but say he encountered a group of hillichurls he couldn’t avoid and promptly defeated them but ended up tearing a part of his tux(?) (is it a tux? i could not tell you)
not that big of a deal, i mean it’s a scratch, he’s a 6,000 year old god, he’s dealt w much worse 
but seeing the worried crease in your brows as you usher him to sit at the table while quickly grabbing antiseptic to clean his wound
“it’s just a scratch, my dear. do not worry i’ve dealt with much worse.”
you quietly protest abt how “yes zhongli, i understand you’re an archon and have gotten worse injuries but i’m worried about infection just please let me take care of you ok? <3″ 
when you say that he feels weird emotions,,, wdym take care of him? 
he’s always taken care of himself or been expected to take care of others as the former ruling deity of liyue so having someone else genuinely worry abt his wellbeing creates a warm feeling in his chest 
he strikes me as the type to knit you something??? idk maybe it’s the grandpa vibes but i headcanon that he would knit you a scarf for the colder weather, it’s cute 
in the privacy of your home, he really likes picking you up
he loves it when you wrap your legs around his middle while he gets up to go do the dishes or smthg 
domesticity go brrrr
if you’re into making flower crowns, he would totally have you on his lap and wordlessly hand you a glaze lily whenever you expectantly hold your hand out while weaving the flowers together 
he expects you to make the crown for yourself but when you place the crown on his head and it fits perfectly while simultaneously tucking a glaze lily behind your ear, he looks at you dumbstruck 
his mouth parts open in awe and it’s quite literally the cutest thing
you’ve broken him 
thinks it’s the sweetest thing - will keep it on his head for the whole day 
he’ll even put it in water before he sleeps so it won’t wilt and he can wear it the next day <3 
scenic picnics!! scenic picnics!! 
the type to take you to the nicest spots in liyue to chat abt the history of the land w you over a cup of tea and your favorite food (whatever you like, he doesn’t mind)
recounts the people he’s met in his long life before finishing off by saying you’re by far the best person he’s met 
zhongli strangles lovingly come home soon 
thanks for reading! if you have any requests don’t hesitate to send them in <3 
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firewoodfigs · 3 years
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some ~ highlights ~ for the past week:
- the start of the week was a pretty purgatorial experience, because i was rushing to clear all my work before i went on break 😫 i don’t think i got much sleep then lol i was literally just living off adrenaline and caffeine and stress — all of which combined did make me 52 times more efficient than i normally am LOL. i managed to clear everything in the end, so yay!!!
- also managed to make up for the sleep deprivation, which was very much needed :)) as tswift once said “sleep in half the day // just for old time’s sake” <3 i’ve been sleeping most of the pasts few days away and going on a bit of a social media detox because my eyes are really feeling the strain from work so 🥺 thankful for a brEAK!!!
- my bf and i drove over to a friend’s to drop off some snacks last Sunday night, and she gave me a bottle of kombucha that she made herself (along with an assortment of snacks to tide us through the late nights) 🥺 i’m not usually a fan of kombucha because the ones i’d had tastes like yakult gone bad, but this one was really good!!!! hats off to my friend for being a pro in the kitchen 🤩
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- after months of scrimping and saving, I also finally got the guitar of my dreams 🥺🥺🥺 my fingers are all calluses now but it was well worth it. I learnt all too well, treacherous and crazier this week, and I’m so excited to learn more of tswift’s songs and put my guitar (a Taylor!!!) to good use!!! My bf is probably sick of listening to tswift’s Red album on loop by now (but also he’s secretly the biggest closet fan ever LMAO)
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- I’ve also been writing a lot more songs recently, but I’ve been having trouble nailing down the bridges (which are always the trickiest part for me). That being said, I’m otw to my first vocal lesson now, and the coach I was talking to was nice enough to offer to help me out with songwriting too, so :’) fingers crossed it all goes well!! I’m still a nervous wreck when it comes to singing in front of people so it will probably take me at least fifteen minutes to regulate my breathing LMAO 🤠
- another Best BuyTM of 2021 is this hand soap that’s been all over tiktok LOL. I found the cheaper version of it and my bf and I have been washing our hands like excited children discovering bubbles for the first time ever since we got it. Fun times!!!
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- I’ve been reading Tove Ditlevsen’s The Copenhagen Trilogy, and it is quickly becoming one of my favourite reads of 2021. Everything about it is stunning and I absolutely adore her prose!!! I strongly recommend this to everyone — I’m only halfway through but her exploration of girlhood and adolescence is so compelling yet relatable :’) This is an excerpt from part i, Childhood:
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- friday was girls’ night out (or in, since we went to a friend’s place) and i was so happy to see my friends again 🥺 i’m always so thankful for friendships that have withstood time and change and it was just nice to hear about all that’s going on in everyone’s lives (in person). i also got to meet my friend’s dog again and am thoroughly convinced that she is an angel in disguise. like,
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literally HAVE ALL MY UWUS!!! my friends have taken to calling me the weakest link bcs i simply cannot resist her puppy eyes and have to give her a treat every time. they’re not wrong 🤠
- i am really grateful that i got to spend time this weekend with the loml without any interruptions from work bcs we’re both on break now!! this is the first time in a long while since we’ve had a weekend to ourselves. we didn’t do much apart from eating and sleeping and watching black widow, but it was nice all the same! i just enjoy spending time with him haha and seeing him stress-free and well-rested fills me with inexplicable joy :’) we’re going to try our hand at painting today and manifest our non-existent artistic sides, which will be a fun time 😆
- SPEAKING OF ART, @nightofnyx8 made an incredible cover of “old time lovers” and everyone should go listen to it now because her voice is absolutely STUNNING!!! did i tear up at a bus stop while listening to it? absolutely not. did i spend the weekend screaming and yeeting into my pillow??? ofc not!!! (spoiler: im a terrible liar) ANYWAY PLS LISTEN TO IT I PROMISE U WILL NOT REGRET IT!!!! I AM MOT OVER IT STILL AND WILL NEVER BE AND ILYSM RACHEL U TALENTED UNICORN <3 (I’ll link it in a separate post so u can reblog this work of art🥰)
- i’m editing ch 2 of the college au now too so!!Looking forward to posting it tomorrow night :)
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garbinge · 3 years
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1, 5, and 9 from the OC asks for the loml Ana Tyler 🥰🖤
Okay, first of all, hiii & thank you for the ask!! Any excuse to talk about my beloved Ana Tyler I will TAKE. Fun fact this will be my second go at this since I had literally just finished and everything got deleted D:
1. How does your OC feel about their full name?
From You Owe Me, we know her full name is Ana Tyler, but she'd told Frank that everyone calls her Ty. To me, Ana is a reminder of her traumatic past. During her time in the 'copy cat widows' lol, they don't really use her name at all, but when they did, they definitely used Ana, and for that reason alone she doesn't really like when anyone calls her that because the flashbacks. Her brother for most of their childhood would be called by their last name, Tyler. So, the nickname Ty is a bit of a tribute to her late brother.
5. Do they have a “tell” for when they’re lying?
I don't necessarily think she has a 'tell', she's pretty good at lying, being a spy and all, but she does get angry when she can't accept the truth. As such an independent person, it's so hard for her to trust people and value opinions and advice that could be different from hers... even from trusted people in her life like Frank and Curt. So, because of that, I think whenever she sort of loses it and gets angry it's her way of handling the possibility that she might not know it all or even worse, she has to let her guard down.
9. Do they have a word or phrase that they tend to overuse?
Okay. This is my favorite question on here specifically because that's what You Owe Me was focused around for me. Besides cursing all of the time, because let me tell you this girl curses like a sailor, her signature thing is "You Owe Me". She doesn't seriously keep track of anyone she says it to, it's just something she does. I'd like to think maybe it was something she'd do with her family growing up, her brother specifically, but honestly it was just something I really wanted to be between her and Frank. As their friendship progresses, and they get more comfortable with each other and learn how to communicate best with each other, it becomes essentially a game to them. I imagine it like this:
Ty would go to him one day to get patched up and she'd be really badly hurt, more than normal. He'd be focused on stitching her up or even pulling bullets out of her, whatever wild situation she got herself into this time and as he accomplishes the task she'd break the silent tension.
"I'm gonna have to owe you really big for this one, I can tell."
"Yea, I'll add it to my list, sweetheart."
She'd think for a minute, between the lack of sleep, loss of blood, and winding down adrenaline, she wasn't as quick to respond. Eventually, after a few beats of silence, she'd speak.
"You know, I actually think, if we held our lists side by side... you'd owe me. Cause like, just having me in your life like really fuckin' improved it, so that alone is like a lifetime owed, you know?"
Frank would smile, while she wasn't looking obviously, and if she caught a glimpse of the humor on his face, he'd deny it and blame it on the amount of blood she lost and mention that she must be delusional. After getting her stable enough, he'd leave to let her rest.
"Where are you going?"
"Apparently, I gotta lifetime of debt owed, so I'm gonna go start chippin' away at that list or somthin'." He'd answer sarcastically while looking over his shoulder wiping his hands on a towel.
Ty would smile, open one eye and look over at him.
"You can start by getting me something to fuckin' eat."
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I just LOVE THEM OKAY. Thank you so much for this, I've been in a writing funk and this was a great way to slowly ease my way back into it. looooove you!!!!
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diffuserlover · 3 years
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hi love !! may i please get personality ship with ateez, txt, and enhypen (but with the hyung line only/sunghoon and up!!! but if you originally shipped me with someone in the maknae line, i'd also love to know too !) i got so carried away with writing, so you can cut the personality part when posting my ship! tysm in advance
I’m an ‘03 liner that’s 5’9.5 (basically 5’10) girl with dark skin, jet black hair (currently in long twists rn!!), and i’m on the curvier side (esp hips and my thighs) !! some of my favorite features are my plump lips (and i have a beauty mark on my bottom lip!), my long legs (they’re 40.5 inches long and look so good in dresses and skirts <33), my kempt and pretty fingernails, and my eyelashes !!! i’m a virgo (and surprisingly i get along with all the signs, i cant think of a sole zodiac sign i DONT mix well with), and i am an i/enfj (i got 51% extravert 49% intra the first time, then 50% for both the second time!! ) and i honestly agree—i’m an ambivert all the way! i often come off as cold/shy when meeting new people (one of my closest friends avoided me for a month before meeting me because i looked so intimidating LMAO), but once you get close to me i turn into a bundle of warmth and love: i will never stop texting them the <3 emoji every morning or buying my friends/s/o their favorite starbucks order when they need a little cheer-me-up.
i’m extremely passionate about the issues and people i care about and the goals and dreams i have. I’m creative, patient, an extremely good listener, caring, a social butterfly, and extremely hardworking. my friends always told me of my heart of gold and how perceptive i am of the people around me—noticing immediately when something is wrong and trying to make them feel better. I’m also very headstrong, detailed, and determined!! my friends also call me a nerd since i’ve had all a’s since kindergarten—i LOVE school/education and would describe myself as intelligent. i really like that i’m empathetic and motivational to those around me. it’s really easy for me to show my affection, adoration, and support for someone because i just want everyone to feel loved and safe :( i HATE seeing my loved ones sad, and when people usually have problems about anything (from family to just school), i’m the one they come to talk to because of my warm and openminded heart. I love sharing happiness with my friends in their goals and always hype them up no matter what, and it makes me so so so so happy seeing my loved ones content, comfortable, accepted, and just knowing that they mean so much to me and that they’re loved. im also really, really funny (my fave personality trait of mine tbh)!! I’m always cracking jokes and laughing (sometimes for no reason LMAOO). i would be in the library at like 7 am with my friends and struggle with stifling my laugh from jokes i told </3 although i’m extremely nice and outgoing, i’m not afraid to stand my ground (most of the time) and am super defensive (esp about topics like blm, antiblackness in our world, cultural insensitivity/appropriation, sexism/racism/ableism/homophobia), so if someone says some shit out of pocket, i will not be afraid to put them in their place !!! a lot of people (especially older/more traditional folk) do not like that but i could care less <3 some useless facts about me: i love love love afrobeats (nigerian gyal here), some k-pop groups (bts, txt, enha, ateez, gwsn, p1h, and some 2nd gen groups!), and r&b (rihanna and bey and aaliyah <33). i LOVE to play roblox, i’ve been to 14/50 US states, i can do VERY simple makeup, people often think my nails are acrylics bc they’re long and i love doing nail art on them), and i know all the lyrics and adlibs to enhypen’s given-taken 😋 if i could describe myself in a word, it’d be openminded!! and my dreams for the future are 1) to be truly happy and comfortable (which includes finding my true love <33) 2) to make a change on the people around me and the world itself (preferably through healthcare so i can mend health disparities in POC and low-income neighborhood!!), and i love junk food (I SHOULDNT but it’s so good). I also LOVE law and order svu and forensic files, princess and the frog, tangled, and penthouse !!!!!
I also love to go out and explore—whether trying out a new restaurant in the city or a newly opened amusement park or trying something new, like skydiving (or some other crazy but fun idea), trying recipes from around the world, or trying sledding for the first time! at the same time, i like really chill, mellow spending-time-alone-or-with-one-other-person activities like baking (my favorite treat to bake is red velvet cupcakes and cheddar bay biscuits) and dancing !! (i’ve been a dancer for more than 12 years!!). i can also speak more than 5 languages (including korean!) and i’m always saying random phrases (like thank you, i love u so much!, gtfo my face, that sucks ass) in a random language too LMFAOOO. i often think being a coffee/cafe lover is a personality trait (i love love love love love coffee) i also love accessories (earrings, necklaces, bracelets, anklets, rings, etc) and would die of happiness when the day i can wear matching accessories with my s/o comes. i also love cleaning/keeping my spaces clean and i hate a dirty house </3
besides being my bestfriend who i can kiss and whatnot (hehe), my ideal type is a TALL (like my 5’9+/i’m already tall but pls .5 of an inch taller would be enough) man who has eyes for me and only me !!! they may look cold/cool/mysterious/laid back at first glance (like “yeah haha 🙂" to any other girls but “hi baby what can i do for u today to please the loml” with me <3) but turn into the sweetest, warmest, cutest honey bun once i get to know them! (kinda like me)!! ALSO a man who can pull off all black outfits like those are my FAVORITE omg. he needs to be FUNNY and have a BIG sense of humor (like i want to laugh every second i’m with him and laugh so hard that our stomachs start hurting and we beg each other to stop making jokes type of humor), fashionable (so i can learn fashion pls and wear coordinated outfits with him). i just want a boy who i could talk to and listen to for HOURS. like i would follow him into the bathroom as he showers and sit on the toilet and just listen to him talk about his day or vent to him, but also a boy that loves comfortable silence!! like we can spend the whole together and come back to the house where im studying and he’s working on a personal project so that just being with him makes me feel warm <3 i want a s/o who’s willing to go out and travel with me so i could take off guard pics of him and make him my wallpaper until he begs me to change it. im also not good at conflict so if conflict arises, id love a boy who knows how to talk me down and open up the room for conversation and make me feel safe and not as if im confronted or wrong, someone where we can just talk, resolve our problem, and make it up with a hug or night out!! this kinda leads to me wanting a relationship where we both help improve each other and our flaws (for example some of my flaws are callousness, taking things to heart sometimes, and not opening up easily, etc), so i’d really appreciate a relationship where my partner and i can help each other grow as people. i also love love love to cook, so i’d love an s/o that loves cooking with me and teaching each other how to cook each other’s cultural foods (i would love to teach my bf how to cook jollof rice and have a cookoff one day). i also want a boy that i can tease (i love to tease people omg) <3 like i could say “u look like a cute tomato when u blush <3333” to “and that’s why you got a fat ass head” and we’d just laugh and he’d tease me back <33 I like ALL 5 of the love languages (im a hopeless romantic ik) but my top 3 tied for 1st are quality time (HEAVY ON THE QUALITY TIME i want to spend everyday with my bf at chinatown or a new city exploring), words of affirmation (someone who reaffirms me of their love continuously, supportively, and in sweet ways), and acts of service (cooking my favorite food when i’m down, doing chores that i cant do when tired). men who are really expressive through touch are also ideal <3 i'd shy away from pda, but inside the house i’d be so happy yet so shy and flustered when they express their love through touch (like laying in my lap so i can play with their hair, holding my hand while watching tv, cuddling while talking about whatever). OR like the SLIGHTEST compliment or act of love (LIKE BACKHUGS OR HOLDING HANDS OR KISSING MY BEAUTY MARKS OR FOREHEAD KISSESJSJSJSJ) i’d just love to be really appreciated and loved and also show the same love, support, warmth, closeness, and happiness to my bf <3
THANK U SO MUCH AAAA i honestly cant wait for my ship!! have an amazing day/afternoon/evening <3
Hiii! Thank you so much for requesting!! I really hope you like it!! Btw you seem like the sweetest person ever and you are literally perfection<3
ATEEZ:
I ship you with...
Seonghwa
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Okay! I literally was going between Mingi and Seonghwa the whole time but when reading your ideal type I was thinking more Seonghwa!
You said you like someone who is kinda cold on the outside but sweet when you get to know them and Seonghwa is literally the definition of that🤣
He can also pull off those black outfits you like(I’m simping lmaoo)😚
Wooyoung might disagree but I think Seonghwa is funny and you guys would always make each other laugh😄
He would 100% wear matching outfits with you(he wouldn’t be able to stop smiling)😆
Seonghwa would be open about his feeling with you🙂
He truly appreciates that you always listen to him and will always just let him talk out his day(he always lets you talk first, what a gentleman)🥺
I could see you sitting at the desk or table studying while he’s walking around cleaning and it wouldn’t be awkward 😁
Seonghwa doesn’t seem like the type to yell at you unless he was really really mad, he is more of the problem solver in my eyes so I think he would be that person to talk you down and have a conversation with you instead of yelling😊
I feel Seonghwa would really want to connect to you on a deeper emotional level, he would open up more the longer you guys are together😭🥰
Seonghwa does like to cook but isn’t like the worlds most amazing chef so I could see you guys cooking together 😋
Little cooking dates where you have fun competitions to see who’s dish is better🤩
He would let you tease him if it’s all light hearted but he would always tease you back💀
I think Seonghwa is a little bit shy about skinship but sees that you like when he initiates it so he really tries🥺
Your height is nearly the same so I don’t think either of you would mind the height difference 😁
He would always complement the beauty mark on your lip or your legs cause he know how much you like it lol😇
You both are extroverts so you guys go out a lot more often🙂
He likes how you take care of him when he’s having a bad day like getting him a drink or snacks or a simple text message when he’s at work🥰
He would be inspired by how passionate you are about issues around the world and would always ask you what he can do to help you or anything☺️
He likes how your always laughing or making jokes because he loves your smile and it always makes him smile😭😭
Because of your long nails he really likes when you play with his hair😚
He loves to hear you speak in all the languages you speak(he is really impressed)😋
You both don’t like a dirty house and you guys are clean all the time lol🤣
Overall, You and Seonghwa have a really deep relationship and really care for each other🥰🥺
TXT:
I ship you with...
Yeonjun
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Yeonjun is effortlessly funny so I feel like he would always make you laugh and you would always make him laugh😄
Yeonjun is really into fashion and would gladly wearing matching outfits with you
He also pulls off a black outfit just like you said you like🤩
He would constantly buy you accessories because he knows how much you like them🥰
Yeonjun is definitely pretty clingy to you😚
He is taller than you by like 1 inch 😋
Yeonjun is cold looking on the outside and is a cinnamon roll on the inside😆
He will probably beg you for a puppy(a welsh corrgi) a lot💀
I feel like Yeonjun would be okay with comfortable silence if he is in the mood
He is a talkative person so I feel like your conversations would never end😊
I don’t know how arguments could go with him, I feel like it depends on how he is that day🙂
You guys love cooking together with music blasting throughout the house😚
If he gives up on helping you he will cling to you and back hug you until your done in the kitchen😭🥺
He loves to complement you until your super super flustered ☺️🤣
He probably likes how clean you are🙂
For your birthday he got you a little necklace with a lock on it and he has the key for the lock and when you open it, it has your guys initials together😭
He would probably take you to the studio and have a little dance battle 🤩
He would be willing to explore with you though I feel he would rather be at home with you alone😁
He finds it inspiring how passionate you are about issues around the world and often looks up to you for it😊
You guys get matching nails!!😄
You guys are on the higher side of zodiac sign compatibility😇
Overall, you and Yeonjun are the cutest and are literally couple goals 😍
Enhypen:
I ship you with...
Sunghoon
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You guys are the same height😌
Sunghoon would pull off that black outfit you like!😅
I feel like it would take him some time to initiate skinship and be affectionate with you but when he does he can’t let go of you😊
He loves when you play with his hair🥺
I feel like he loves just spending time with you and being with you🤩
He likes to hold your hand😇
He bought you for your birthday match rings☺️
Sunghoon doesn’t know how to cook so be patient with him but he will always turn cooking into some competitive thing😆
I think it would take him a while to completely open up to you but he still likes to talk things out with you🥺
He is so beautiful how can you not take photos of him and set them as your wallpaper(he definitely begs to you to change it but also loves it and doesn’t want you to change it)🤣
He loves how he can always talk to you about absolutely anything😁
Introverts and extroverts go best with each other🙂
He is very cold and distant looking at first but we all know how sweet and baby like he is on the inside😁😊
He is really interested in the things you are passionate about and is constantly asking you questions 🤩
He finds himself smiling when thinking about you😭🥰
You always make him laugh, it’s one of his favorite things about you😄
He would laugh as you guys blast given or taken through the house and you sing the whole thing dancing around(grab his hands and make him dance with you)😂😚
I could see you guys eating fast food in your car in some random parking lot just talking and listening to music looking at all the stars🥺
Drag him out to do this with you😆
He likes how clean you are🙂
Overall, I think you and Sunghoon are so sweet together🥰
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kamotoshi · 4 years
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omgomgomg hi idk if you still want to talk about like soft hcs or whatnot but i just think that choso... he’s just so good and would 100% take care of everyone and makes sure they’re ok and he’d be like this weird mom friend who isn’t a mom and he’s just... i think about him all the time (also he’s very attractive but that’s beside the point) ok sorry sorry sorry i just really like choso
HELLO! pls my inbox is literally always open for stuff like this I love it!! omg yes I love that for him 🥺 my brain is in a perpetual state of chōsō rot like he really never leaves my thoughts 😂 he’s so funny bc he has such a like blunt and straightforward manner of speaking and that combined with his constantly grumpy demeanor is definitely quite intimidating. but on the inside he’s 100% soft for the ppl he cares about. but I could just imagine him looming nearby and you’re sitting there like :) um ahah hey what’s up :) and then he just comes out with “did you eat yet?” 🤣 anyway we love him here he is the loml and I wanna snuggle him 24/7
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stardromo · 4 years
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Demon Slayer for the fandom ask game~ have fun~
WHEW CHILE here we go :^) (also I might spoil things so yall have been warned)
(for favorite characters I’ll do both corps members and demons)
Favorite Male Character:
Corps: Giyuu Tomioka (the loml) and Muichiro Tokito (my son)
Demon: Akaza (I hated him so much at first until I learned he’s the CEO of women’s rights)
Favorite Female Character:
Corps: Mitsuri Kanroji and Shinobu Kochou (queens only)
Demon: Susamaru and Daki
Least Favorite Character: Douma (he literally makes my blood boil)
Favorite Ship: Hakuji and Koyuki :^)))
Favorite Friendship: Tanjiro with literally everyone bc he really does bring out the best in people and it’s so sweet
Favorite Quote: this was unbelievably hard considering there are TONS and I remembered reading one quote that Tanjiro said to Genya but I had trouble remembering what chapter it was so I’ll settle with one Tanjiro quote I remember: “The strong should aid and protect the weak. Then the weak will become strong, and in turn they will aid and and protect those weaker than them. That is the law of nature.”
Worst Character Death: SHINOBU DESERVED BETTER
This made me so happy you have no idea moment: When Tanjiro and Giyuu went to have a soba eating contest (I busted the fattest uwu) + Tanjiro speaking to Kanao for the first time at the Butterfly Estate
Saddest Moment: RENGOKU DESERVED BETTER I WILL NEVER BE OVER HIM
Favorite Location: The Swordsmith Village
this left me feeling some type of way so 🙃
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bo0zey · 5 years
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Pick your favorite questions from the list.
i will do them all for u 0.o
1. Name cianna [see-ah-nah]
2. Nationality mexican irish german romanian hungarian french
3. Age 20
4. Birthday december 17, 1999
5. Zodiac sign (or your primal zodiac sign) sun: sagittarius; ascendant: leo; moon: aries
6. Gender female
7. Sexuality uhhhhhhhhhhhh idk but i will willingly kiss either gender
8. Your looks (add a picture or describe yourself) /tagged/my-face or u could just google pictures of fat rats
9. What do you/did you study? I’m currently a sophomore nursing major!
10. What's your current job like?/What job would you like to have? I’m currently a microbiology TA and I love it :) My dream job would be something with animals, like a vet tech or veterinarian
11. Your birth order i’m the oldest!
12. How many siblings do you have? 2 younger brothers
13. Do you have good relations with your family? my mom was my best friend, my dad and i get along better now that i’m in college, my brothers and i get along pretty well & we’re staring to get closer now that they’re getting older n growing up n developing their own personalities lol
14. How many friends do you have? errrr idk this is a hard question. i have a lot of acquaintances but i’d say i have maybe like less than 10 real friends??
15. Your relationship status single :D
16. What do you look for in a SO? funny!!!!!!!!!must be humorous!!!!and sarcastic and a little weird w darker sense of humor so we can laugh n be dumb together!!!!!!! also i would like them to be kind to me and those around them bc mean ppl suck. also they have to like animals. also i would like them to be loyal and trustworthy and 110% in love w me. and for physical stuff idk kinda attractive but NOT CONVENTIONALLY ATTRACTIVE like i personally don't really like the typically ‘attractive’ person??? 
17. Do you have a crush? currently in love w the cute chinese boy who lives across from my dorm room even tho i have never even spoken to him n he is totally unaware of my existence!!!!!!!! hahah oops :D
18. When did you have your first kiss? i mean technically 3rd grade i think but that doesn't really count so like maybe 16????
19. Do you prefer serious and meaningful relationships or casual dating/one night stands? i mean in the long term i would definitely like to have a serious relationship but at the moment i’m only into casual stuff bc my heart isn't ready to be broken again sknfkjdbnkjd
20. What are your deal breakers? errrr i’m not sure....cheating is a no no, ppl that are interested in fucking every single person they see is a turn off, DUMB PEOPLE like ppl you can't even have a proper conversation with bc they're so DUMB, and ppl who r mean/judgmental/arrogant
21. How was your day? ok! accidentally slept thru my math class but caught a glimpse of my crush across campus when he was abt to smoke a cig and i got chipotle n i online shopped a ton from shein
22. Favourite food & drink deep dish spinach pizza from giordano’s & orange vitamin water
23. What position do you sleep in? i fall asleep on my left side hugging a body pillow
24. What was your last dream about? ate a braid of hair and inside the braid was bacon
25. Your fears not going to make it thru nursing school, not being financially stable as an adult, not having a family of my own, probably more but those r currently top 3
26. Your dreams i don't have any idk....maybe having like a house of my own and having as many animals as i want?? and i would like a loving partner with a daughter of our own
27. Your goals survive nursing school and lose 40 pounds and don't die before my cat
28. Any pets? i have a dog named cherry Cola, a cat named Leto, and a betta fish named Perc
29. What are your hobbies? writing stories about people in love, listening to music
30. Any cool places in your area? in my college town??? NO it sucks. in my hometown??? Not really it’s a small lil village with only restaurants and parks. but at home i’m near downtown chicago so that’s cool i guess
31. What was your last awkward situation? the first thing that comes to mind is my FIRST and so far ONLY encounter with my crush. we live in the same dorm building and i was wearing my nursing scrubs and had no make up on and about to go upstairs to my dorm, and then i heard footsteps and i was like ‘hahaha what if its my crush’ AND THEN HE FUCKIGJNG appeared from down the hallway to go back to HIS DORM [which is RIGHT ACROSS FROM MINE] and i literally STARED at him, then threw open the door and RAN UP THE STAIRS LIKE I LITERALLY DIDNT EVEN HOLD THE DOOR OPEN FOR ME AND HE WAS LIKE SO CLOSE BEHIND ME I WAS JUST SO NERVOUS MY FLIGHT OR FIGHT RESPONSE TOOK OVER AND I FUCKING FLED I LITERALLY RAN AWAY FROM HIM I AHTE MYSELF SO MUCH IM SUCH AN IDIOT!!!!!!!!!
32. What is your last regret? errrrr idk i regret a lot of dumb things.......
33. Language/s you can speak English n a LITTLE bit of Spanish
34. Do you believe in astrological stuff? (Zodiac, tarot, etc.) i’m really into zodiac stuff and i have got to say they are pretty spot on in accuracy idk
35. Have any quirks? ummmm ofc!!i am the quirkiest person i know hajnjfxbkjx like if u asked my roommates/friends they’d probably be better at answering this than me bc i don't see anything abt me as quirky but they always tell me i am quirky and do weird things but idk man I'm just existing 
36. Your pet peeves err idk currently its ppl that constantly brag about dumb shit
37. Ideal vacation somewhere warm with me + the ocean + the loml + unlimited alcohol
38. Any scars? yeah :D both emotional AND physical!!!!
39. What does your last text message say? ‘ok thats a more than fair statement’
40. Last 5 things from your search history how many carbs should i eat, chipotle bowl calories, is the grim reaper the angel of death, ceftriaxone adverse effects, red man syndrome
41. What's your [device] background? lockscreen is a peach-theme background i made and home screen is my weight loss goals
42. What do you daydream about? the characters in my stories.................and being skinny 
43. Describe your dream home pretty brick house??? flowers outside??? 3 floors--main floor, basement and upstairs??? 3 bedrooms n 3 bathrooms maybe??? master bedroom has its own bathroom!!! and open concept main floor. big kitchen and very homey n warm all around. as for like an apartment i want something cozy and aesthetically pleasing and warm 
44. What's your religion/Your thought about religion i don't have a religion but if ppl do have a religion then thats not my business
45. Your personality type entj but only bc i got 3% extraverted; i am very closely related to intj tho n i think i fit that one better
46. The most dangerous thing you've done uhhhhhh probably operating a vehicle while high out of my mind. definitely the dumbest thing i ever did 0/10 would recommend anyone ever doing that
47. Are you happy with your current life? its ok but it could probably be better. i want to be done w college and skip to the part where i have a successful career and my own home and i can lay up w the loml every night
48. Some things you've tried in your life alcohol???weed??gummy edibles....
49. What does your wardrobe consist of? sweaters/sweatshirts/leggings
50. Favourite colour to wear? black, maroon, peach, purple, gray, idk
51. How would you describe your style? oh jeez idk i wear whatever i want so like e-girl when i really try and basic white girl when i don't care
52. Are you happy with your current looks? no i hate everything about myself lol
53. If you could change/add something to your appearance - impossible or not - what would it be? more freckles on my face....also be thinner n have longer hair
54. Any tattoos or piercings? my nose and septum are pierced!
55. Do you get complimented often? kinda by my friends but i always yell at them to stop so they don't compliment like as much bc they know i hate it but they still do it sometimes idk
56. Favourite aesthetic? i wanna be an e-girl yo!!!!!!!!! 
57. A popular trend that you dislike nobody has a crush on me and i hate it
58. Songs you're currently obsessed with? pied piper by BTS
59. Song you normally wouldn't admit you like. anything by BTS lol i used to like be embarrassed for how much i like k pop but now i don't really care lol #stanBTS2020
60. Favourite genre? rap/r n b/alternative
61. Favourite artist/band/genre? i listen to every genre except country sooooooo yeah i really like billie eilish, BTS, the weeknd, juicewrld, lil nas x, trippie red, post malone,
62. Hated popular songs/artists? i don't rlly like selena gomez or justin bieber or taylor swift
63. Put your music on shuffle and list first 5 only - RY X i.f.l.y. - Bazzi novacane - frank ocean jungle - drake bang! - trippie redd
64. Can you sing or play any instruments? no and no
65. Do you like karaoke? no but i like to sing along to songs when I'm alone
66. Own any albums? haha noooo i got apple music son
67. Do you listen to radio? What stations? errr RARELY i used to listen to r n b stations tho
68. Favourite movie/series? idk donnie darko?? i also just finished tharntype n that was really good. also i liked tokyo ghoul. AND GIVEN IS REALLY GOOD
69. Favourite genre of movies/books/etc i like horror/scary/paranormal/funny movies and i like love stories in books
70. Your fictional crush/es danny phantom, ken kaneki
71. Which fictional character is you? uhhhh idk...
72. Are you a shipper? List your otps, if so frerard, ryden, taekook, mewgulf
73. Favourite greek god? idk they all kinda suck but maybe hades
74. A legend from where you live that you like i don't really know any:(
75. Do you like art? What's your favourite work or artist? i like to look at art! i think van gogh is cool
76. Can you share your other social media? ig: ciannnna venmo: ciannnna
77. Favourite youtubers? i don't really watch youtubers but maybe shane dawson and emma chamberlain
78. Favourite platform? twitter
79. How much time do you spend on the internet? too much time
80. What video games have you played? Which one's your favourite? i once played GTA5 that was fun!
81. Your favourite books (manga also counts) idk i don't really read anymore:/ i was into the hunger games and the twilight series when i was young. now i kinda read online manga and i really liked BJ Alex and killing stalking. and like for online books the unholyverse series, a splitting of the mind, the anatomy of a fall
82. Do you play board/card games? no but i like to play checkers and uno and cards against humanity
83. Have you ever been to a night marathon in cinema? nopee
84. Favourite holiday halloween is cool also christmas is alright bc gifts
85. Are you into dramas? i’ve been getting into thai boys love dramas lol sue me
86. Would you use death note, if you had one? um YES.
87. What changes would you make in the world, no matter how impossible, if you had the power to? everyone needs to be a little kinder and have a crush on me
88. Could you survive a zombie apocalypse? absolutely not I'm not physically fit and don't have useful skills
89. If you had to be turned into a paranormal being, what would it be? vampire duh [or maybe ghost]
90. What would you want to happen to you after your death? i want to see my mom
91. If you had to change your name, what would be your pick? idk something cool ... i love the name Daisy
92. Who would you switch your life with for a week? idk probably kylie jenner
93. Pick an emoji to be your tattoo idk the alien? 94. Write 3 things about yourself - only one of them must be true -im very productive with my time management skills -my favorite color is purple -i don't get nervous when I'm alone in public
95. Cold or hot? cold
96. Be a hero or be a villain? anti-hero
97. Sing everything you want to say or rhyme? sing if i’m good at it but if I'm not good then rhyme
98. Shapeshifting or controlling time? shapeshifting
99. Be immortal or be immune to everything aside from natural death?immortal
100. ..... or .....? ......?
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kyuala · 5 years
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my hi touch experience with monsta x (19.07.19)
ok so the concert ended and we waited around 50 mins for the ht event to start and we were all in a single line that went behind a curtain and THEY WERE ALREADY BEHIND THE CURTAIN SO THERE WAS NO WAY TO PREPARE FOR IT KDJDJDJD they were all standing behind a table and on the other side of the table was some of their staff on a single line to keep people from taking pictures of them and we had to go through the line of staff and the table to see them/touch their hands. it was SUPER rushed i dont think i spent 3 seconds there. my brain absolutely froze bc it was my first time at a hi touch (or first time meeting a celebrity, ever) and it was like 7 people i love and admire all at once so i couldn't manage to say more than "hi" to them and just look at them in shock and i was going faster as they (staff) told me to go faster (stupid) but they were also telling us to use only one hand and not touch their hand with both of ours but fuck that lol so in general they are all real people which is insane??? but also they ARE all SO much more beautiful in real life. like they literally glow. my friends told me they would seem taller and skinnier than i thought but i honestly didnt have the time or the brains to think about that or notice any of that. hyungwon IS tall as fuck though
kihyun: just my luck, my first bias was the first one of the line. as i walked behind the curtain there was a taller girl in front of me in line so i couldn't see much so i had like no time to process anything ksjskdks as soon as i saw it was him i went "oh my god, hi" (yes in english bc i know he understands basic english and doesn't speak portuguese lol) and he was SO sweet like it was literally half a second but his face softened and he said "hiiii" back and gave me the sweetest smile :( hes an angel on earth and i can prove it ok.
shownu: mistre hyunwoo was second in the line and i was still in shock from seeing the loml so all i said was "hi" and he honestly seemed confused that i, a brazilian, was trying to speak english to him, a korean DJJSKDKD but he said hi very quick and had this small smile 🥰
wonho: ok so i dont remember the order exactly after the first two bc i started to like. have brain death but i THINK it was wonho but i saw him VERY quickly. idk if it's bc i saw him right after shownu or if he was bending forward or what but he's actually shorter than i thought he was. he had the HUGEST smile on his face and was super excited to say hi back to my dumbstruck face lol he was one of the most excited members along with jooheon
hyungwon: oh boy. here we go. when my friends told me he was the most different one irl and that he was incredibly prettier i was like ok and then i saw him on the stage and was like yeah alright he's a little different but nothing too exceptional but holy. crap. he was never my type but when i saw him face to face i think my mind literally blacked out. like my body was still functioning but my mind just completely shut down when i saw him smiling at me and saying hi. like that didn't happen with kihyun, one of my ULTIMATE BIASES, but it happened when i saw HIM, that's how beautiful he is. im not using any of these words lightly, but he's beautiful, pretty, stunning, overwhelmingly handsome, an angel. he's just indescribable. his hair is so long and pretty and his face is just so soft and beautiful and he has the prettiest looking lips. has heavy vampire boyfriend vibes also. tall as hell too
minhyuk: listen i am SO SAD about this i was so overwhelmed by hyungwon's face my mind completely blanked when i got to minnie and i have no idea what i did, i don't even know if i said anything or if i just stared at him dumbfounded sjejjdjsd i have no recollection of his face at ALL like my mind was not able to process anything after hyungwon 🤪
jooheon: yall. he is SO. so so so SOOOO much prettier irl like he doesn't LOOK any different like hyungwon does but he's just even more beautiful up close and he also looks taller than i pictured? his whole face was just lit up seeing us and he was super excited to be saying hi to me it was so sweet :( like i am actually even more in love with him now after experiencing that i even dreamed about him that night lmao and oh god I cant even describe how cute his eyesmile + dimple combo is irl 😔😔😔 he's just super cute and nice and an angel 
changkyun: oh god I didn't wanna write about my experience with him during the hi touch jsjsjdjs but im gonna try to keep this as neutral as possible. so after i got to jooheon he was the last in line (which was my ideal situation, my two biases - ki and him - in opposite ends so even if i did freeze when i saw one id have time to get over it before the other one) and when i got to him he didn't look at my face, he was looking at the beginning of the line (???) for some reason, so even though i grabbed his hand and said hi i dont remember if he even said it back and i didn't get to look him in the eyes like all the others, which made me really angry as soon as i walked out and then really upset bc i spent 110 reais to see them and one of my two faves didn't look at me when i was right in front of him, but u know it is what it is. i dont think he did it on purpose or that he's an asshole or anything like that, it's just something that happened and upset me. also he was wearing a cap during the hi touch and holy fucking hell he has the nicest profile ive ever seen. thats all
sidenote: PLEASE be careful when camping days before a concert or even hours. a LOT of the people who had spent too much time in line to be closer to the stage had to leave the concert halfway through bc they were literally passing out after having spent so much time with poor sleep and unhealthy eating/drinking. enjoy your concert but also take care of yourselves!! 
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qtyanan · 6 years
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Stray Kids - Meeting while in a long distance relationship
anon request ; 12 + skiz
gender neutral! reader x sk member
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Bang Chan
got up at like 3 am bc he was so excited 
running around his home, cleaning and freaking out 
“chan calm dow-” “I CAN’T CALM DOWN IM ABOUT TO MEET THE LOML”
got to the airport an hour early 
“they might be hungry when they land, should I get them a bagel or something??? a coffee?? I’ll get both”
when he finally sees you walking towards him he almost drops your breakfast 
can’t stop smiling so YOU can’t stop smiling
“were you always this cute?? oh my gosh the screen can’t protect me from your cuteness now!! - OH WAIT I CAN HUG YOU NOW”
gets carried away asking about how your day was, how was your flight, how are you feeling, are you tired or sick at all - an hour passes of you two just standing in the middle of the airport
Kim Woojin
somehow sleeps fine?? but when he wakes up he is FULL OF ENERGY
sends you messages before you get on the plane 
‘make sure to drink plenty of water!!’ ‘I can’t wait to see you!!’ ‘where do you want to eat when you get here??’
so smiley for the whole day, it creeps the other members out
when you get off the plane, you can stop him right away because of the sunshine coming from his smile
doesn’t hesitate a SECOND to use pet names:
“Hi, baby, how was your flight?” “I can’t believe you’re really here, prince(ss).” 
Takes your bags from you, but before you leave the airport he stops you,
“Now that I finally can... may I have a kiss?”
Lee Minho 
ends up biting his fingernails all night
the maknae line makes fun of him because he’s so nervous and fidgety
Makes sure the dorm is SPOTLESS to the point it drove everyone crazy
“Chan-hyung can you make dinner?? So they can have a decent meal when they get here??” 
*squeals in the car on the way to the airport* “sorry I’m nervous”
tries to act cool in front of you but FAILS 
“oh hey y/n, didn’t see ya ther- OH LET ME TAKE YOUR BAG DON’T WORRY ABOUT HOLDING IT”
nuzzles his face into your neck when you hug for the first time, can’t stop giggling
wants to show you around Seoul and take pictures of you uwu
“please guys, PLEASE don’t embarrass me in front of them
Seo Changbin
“its no big deal. I’m totally cal-” “hey changbin, when is y/n getting here?” “ASDFGHJKL SOON ASDFGHJNEF”
can’t figure out what to wear, his room is a disaster
whines for hours before your plane lands
“why is the flight so long?? was it delayed?? are we late picking them up??OH MY GOD ONLY AN HOUR LEFT”
he may look like he doesn’t care, but this is the moment of a lifetime for him
almost trips over his own feet when he sees you at the airport 
literally breathless, he doesn’t know what to say 
but immediately goes to hold your hands 
his voice cracks 5264 times when he speaks to you
Felix Lee
doesn’t process that you’re meeting for the first time
doesn’t fully realize until you tell him you’re boarding the plane
“OMG IT’S REALLY HAPPENING” starts to cry
does vocal warm ups so his voice is steady when you meet
gets so flustered when someone mentions you 
goes to a cafe and gets what you like - he prides himself in remembering what you favor
before you can see him, he hides behind a wall or something to startle you 
“boo! Hi baby!!” Hugs you from behind !!
the MOST intense heart eyes - he is so whipped for you, now he really knows he is now that he’s met you irl
Hwang Hyunjin
about to have a frickin anxiety attack
“what if they don’t like me?? What if it gets awkward??”
needs reassurance from his hyungs that it’s gonna be okay
wants to cook something for you but he’d embarrass himself 
buys you a stuffy a few days prior, def the type to bring you flowers!!
can you imagine his eye smile???? my heart would explode 
“wow... you’re really... wow...” 
if you call him by a pet name, he’ll squeal
“AH! SO CUTE!! SAY IT AGAIN 💕💕”
100% willing to let you live with him so you never have to leave him again
Han Jisung
tbh, oversleeps
stayed up all night but fell asleep at 6am, then he didn’t hear his alarm 
“jisung, get up! Y/n’s plane lands in half an hour,” *falls out of bed*
planned to do so much in the morning, but ends up forgetting to brush his teeth rushing to leave
has never been this stressed yet excited in his life 
while at the airport, he texts minho, ‘hey, can you clean my room for me??? please?? make sure the dorm is neat for when we come back??’
doesn’t notice when you walk up to him, so you startle him and he drops his phone
“WAH! I’M JUST SURPRISED OF HOW PRETTY YOU ARE, THAT’S ALL, I DIDN’T WAKE UP LATE OR ANYTHING” 
totally dumbfounded - you’re really in front of him, this isn’t a dream!! 
Kim Seungmin
‘what does one do in this situation??
asks Woojin what he should do, bring flowers?? food?? what should y’all do after?? 
skyped you the night before so you can make plans - can’t stop smiling and blushing uwu
his happy little smile is enough to keep me alive 
took notes on what you like, so he stocks his fridge with your favorite foods and drinks 
bought you a Seoul hoodie as a gift!! absolutely ready to spoil you 
says your inside jokes around the members, making them go ?? 
can’t - and won’t - stop touching your hands 
takes cute couple selcas with you uwuwuuwu
Yang Jeongin
TERRIFIED
poor little awkward bean doesn’t know what to dO
made a music playlist that you can listen to together
bought stuff online for you, but probably won’t come in the mail on time
stays up all night, thinking of cute little scenarios of date nights or cuddle sessions
GETS FLUSTERED JUST THINKING ABOUT BEING WITH YOU
learns cute phrases in your native language that’ll make you go !!
SO SHY but after a few days, will roast you like he always does online
shyly holds your hands when no one is around - when walking together, he’ll link his arm with yours
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sweetheartjeongguk · 6 years
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twitchy witchy girl
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pairing: jimin x reader
genre: kiki’s delivery service au, fluff, minor angst
rating: pg
warning(s): oc is mean to jimin but makes up for it in the end, slight public humiliation
word count: 3.3k+
summary: maybe human boys aren’t so bad after all. 
a/n: here’s a late birthday gift to the loml park jimin 
masterlist | studio ghibli masterlist
“He’s here to see you again.”
Thud. Thud. Thud.
“Honey, stop slamming your head against the counter. You’re going to give yourself a concussion.”
“Sounds like a fun way to go.”
“He’s been waiting outside for quite some time.” The older woman hums, one hand on her pregnant belly and the other resting on top of your shoulder.
When you first arrived in the new beachside town, you had high hopes of being incredibly popular and staying in a fabulous mansion where you practically drown in luxury. Instead, you’re stuck living in a one-room apartment with your cat familiar, Mochi, and working for Lee Eunji and her husband as their very first delivery witch.    
While most of the townspeople saw witches as nothing but troublemakers, Eunji saw a new opportunity.
“Tell him I’m dead.” You rub at your forehead once the throbbing became too much.
“He said he’d buy a Ouija board.”
“Tell him I moved away.”
“He can literally see you.” Eunji scoffs, waving a hand towards the front of the store.
With a disgruntled huff, you lift your head to follow Eunji’s line of sight.
Park Jimin stands with his hands tucked in his front pockets and an exasperated look on his face. He paces in front of the doorway, muttering something to himself while glancing into the store from the corner of his eye. When he notices your staring, he skids to a stop.
To this day, you have no clue why he’s interested in you. Sure, you’re a witch who can do all types of magic and fly on a broomstick which is enough to entertain the grumpiest of fiends. But one thing’s for sure – you and Park Jimin are two different people heading down two different paths. He’s the stereotypical rich boy who’s loved and admired by all simply for breathing air. Meanwhile, you’re the scary girl who can’t hold a decent conversation with another person without them sputtering something about magic and witchcraft.
“See?” Eunji chuckles at your obvious discomfort. “Can’t back out of this one, bud. Just go see what he wants.”
“Do you think you can bail me out of jail after I charm him into a cockroach and squish him with my foot?” You lean your cheek against the crook of your elbow in thought.  
“How about…” Eunji brushes back the strands of hair that fall across your face. “…you not resort to murder and just talk to him like a normal human being?”
“You’re just saying that because you think he’s pretty. He’s cast a spell on you too.” You roll your eyes as Eunji motions for Jimin to come inside.
“You’re the only witch here, sweetheart.” Eunji winks before going to check on the freshly baked loaves of bread resting in the kitchen.  
Jimin glows brighter than usual, his swept-back blond hair hidden underneath a red beret that makes him look like a stereotypical French boy. You snort to yourself when you take in the rest of his outfit – black-and-white striped shirt tucked into slim-fitting slacks with sleek black dress shoes.
Talk about Mr. Goody-Two-Shoes.
“Why, hello there, Mr. Park! What can we do for you today?” Eunji peeps her head through the kitchen doorway.  
“Hi, Mrs. Lee.” Jimin replies smoothly, hands crossed behind his back in an innocent manner. “I was wondering if I could grab Y/N for a second.”
You could barely hold back your disgust when you notice Eunji melting under Jimin’s sweet façade. He has virtually everyone in town wrapped around his stupid chubby pinky finger, and you refuse to let yourself fall for one of his tricks. 
“Y/N’s not here right now.” You grit your teeth. “Please leave a message after the fuc—"
“Y/N! Be nice.”
You push off of the stool you were sitting in behind the counter with a grunt. Your muscles are still sore from your delivery yesterday. Thankfully, there aren’t any major deliveries that afternoon so you’re free to stuff your face with as many as chocolate pastries as your heart desires.
Jimin draws in a small breath as you approach, mentally preparing his little speech he wrote on his way to the bakery that afternoon. He starts to open his mouth but only lets out a pathetic squeak as you roughly brush past him on your way to the pastry tray on the other side of the room.  
“Y/N!” Eunji scolds before turning to Jimin with an apologetic pout. “I’m so sorry about her, she’s still trying to get used to everything.”
“Oh no, I understand!” Jimin chuckles awkwardly, a hand reaching behind to rub the back of his neck. “Anyways…Y/N, there’s s-something I wanted to ask you.”
You hum absentmindedly as you stuff a large creampuff into your mouth. You wonder if you could cast a spell to speed up his spiel so that you’ll still have time to catch the new episode of your favorite television show that’s scheduled to air in a half hour.
“My aviation club at school is hosting a party this Saturday.” Jimin announces, his voice wavering from subtle nerves. “I was wondering if you would like to come.”
You silently scold your heart for thumping a little harder than usual. Attending a party with Jimin as his…date. The word should have sent a disgusted shiver down your spine, but all you get is a flood of butterflies in your stomach.
For some reason, the thought of Jimin in a tuxedo didn’t seem so bad.
“Oh, that sounds lovely!” Eunji claps her hands excitedly. “It’ll be a great chance for you to make some friends, Y/N!”
“Oh yeah, definitely!” Jimin blurts out. “The rest of the guys are just dying to meet a witch. They’re really curious to learn more about how your broom works!”
Just like that, the mood dies. As a matter of fact, it doesn’t just die. It comes barreling towards the earth in a frenzy of fire and heat, striking the ground with tremendous force and destroying everything in its path.
He didn’t want you to go with him – he just wants to show you off like some circus act to his friends.
In that moment, you’re reminded of why you didn’t trust him. He might have Eunji and everyone else fooled, but you know better. Park Jimin’s just like everyone else, and you curse yourself for nearly falling into his trap.
Eunji watches inquisitively as you make your way towards the boy holding the invitation in both hands. There’s a tight grin that stretches across your face in a Cheshire Cat-like manner. The sight is quite unsettling to Eunji, but Jimin still beams at you as if he’s found the answers to his prayers.
“An invitation just for me?” You grab the invitation, ignoring the pleasant sensation of his soft skin brushing against yours.
“Yup! I saved one just for you.” Jimin nods excitedly.
“Oh really?”
“Yes! We’re really interested in learn—”
Rrrrip.
Jimin’s smile breaks as you tear the card in half. You barely hear Eunji gasping in the background as you shred the invitation into several jagged pieces. With a snap of your fingers, the slivers of paper burst into flames and float pathetically to the linoleum floor in a burnt crisp.
In an instant, your crazed smile transforms into a disgusted scowl. “Thanks for the invite, but I’d prefer company with people who don’t use me as their personal flying monkey.”
“Y/N!” Eunji hisses sharply.
You ignore her. “I know you think that you’re being cute and funny, but honestly, you’re just annoying and pathetic.”
Jimin stands frozen in the middle of the bakery, his bleary eyes fixated on the burnt strips scattered across the floor. Eunji rushes over from the kitchen to collect the mess with a broom and dustpan, glancing up when she notices your figure escape through the backdoor towards your living quarters.
“Jimin, I am so sorry about her.” Eunji sighs in exasperation. “I don’t know what’s gotten into her.”
Jimin nods stiffly. “It’s n-no problem. I understand…”
Eunji opens her mouth at another attempt of a worthless apology, but Jimin’s already turning on his heel and heading out of the door, the tiniest sniffle betraying his quiet composure. Eunji watches in pity as Jimin disappears down the street with his shoulders slumped forward and his hands tucked into his front pockets once more.
He’s lucky that his route continues straight down the road. That way, Eunji doesn’t notice the tears dribbling down his cheeks reddened from embarrassment.  
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Ever since you burned his invitation in his face, Eunji hasn’t spoken to you. After you escaped the bakery and hid in your room to watch tv with Mochi, she barged in with the pile of ashes in her hands. She promptly tosses the charred papers on top of your nightstand, turning on her heel with a repulsed sneer.  
“I’m disappointed in you. Honestly.”
Whether you like it or not, your chest twinges with guilt. Apart from being like a second mother to you, Eunji’s your best friend. When you faced the threat of living out on the streets with no food or money, she was the one who took you under her wing and offered you not only a job but a place to sleep and eat.  
Now, it’s as if the sight of you makes her sick to her stomach. This time, you couldn’t even blame Park Jimin for it.
“If he just left me alone like I told him millions of times before, we wouldn’t be having this issue.”
“That may be,” Mochi purrs. “But you did embarrass him by burning his invitation in his face. The very same invitation he had kept specifically for you and only you.”
“So?” You grumble. “He only invited me because he wanted me to entertain his dumb friends.”
The gentle evening breeze soars in through your open window, chilling you to the bone. You slightly curse at yourself for not dressing in warmer pajamas, but your earnings for the month wouldn’t give you much. You’d borrow from Eunji, but 1) most of her wardrobe right now are maternity clothes and 2) she currently refuses to speak with you.
You let out a long whine, sounding exactly like your five-year-old self who cried when a wave toppled her over during a family vacation to the beach. “Do I have to?”
Mochi stares at you without a word.  
“What if I fake my death?”
“Y/N…”
“Okay, fine…but if he doesn’t accept my apology, then can I fake my death?”
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You feel silly.
Dressed in a white dress that molds tightly against your waist and puffs out at the skirt, you look and feel like a creampuff. After begging for her forgiveness for two hours straight, Eunji goes to work on preparing your party outfit. You pout about the centimeter-thick layer of foundation and powder, but Eunji shrugs off your complaints with an uncaring smirk. Perhaps it’s your punishment for not listening to her in the first place.
“It’s itchy.” You whine as the lace fabric continues to scratch against your skin.
Eunji holds in her laughter as you shift uncomfortably in your seat. “If only you focused on your special magic training and not on hurting the feelings of people who like you, you could have learned how to cast an anti-itching spell.”
“Spells are hard…” You pout. “And he doesn’t like me, he just wants to pretend to get to know me so that he can tell people that he knows a witch. It’s exploitation at its finest.”
Eunji shakes her head in disbelief. “I’d think you witches would have some type of clairvoyance about you, but you’re completely dense.”
“I’m not a psychic.” You roll your eyes. “I’m starting to think that no one in this town cares enough to educate themselves on witch culture.”
“Well, if you weren’t such a grumpy old troll, then maybe you could educate those people about witches.” Eunji pokes your nose with the end of a concealer brush as she finishes up the last touch-ups to your makeup.
“I shouldn’t have to.” You try to cross your arms, but you find it almost impossible considering how tight the chest of the dress was. “For once, I want someone to learn for themselves for once instead of using me for laughs and giggles.”
Eunji sighs in defeat. While the makeup and fancy dress did wonders to brighten your usual gloomy appearance, the frown marring your brow seems to remain there permanently.  
“Honey…” Eunji says quietly. “I might not be a witch, but I know a thing or two about love. That boy definitely likes you for you, not because he wants to cross ‘Meet a witch’ off his bucket list.”
You continue to fiddle with the lace of the skirt, nearly ripping out a stray thread before laying your palms flat in your lap.
“I’ve never seen a boy so adamant about visiting a girl everyday even if he can just get one sentence in.” Eunji laughs softly. “Reminds me of my husband when we were first dating. He wouldn’t let me go for one second.”
You try to laugh, but you end up looking like you swallowed something inedible.  
“I’m not saying that you need to date him or anything.” Eunji shakes her head. “I’m just saying that you should give Jimin a chance. You’d do good with some friends in this town, even if it’s just him.”
With that, Eunji holds out a clenched fist. You’re quick to grab whatever’s in her hands, but you instantly blanch when the substance fills your palms. While most of the invitation’s burnt to a crisp, one part of the paper remains semi-readable.
“Ms. Witch…”
A couple days ago, you’d be rolling your eyes and threatening to shove your broomstick where the sun won’t shine if Jimin had called you by that nickname. Now, all you could feel is a delightful warmth that spreads from your face down to your toes.  
You’re screwed. You’re definitely screwed.
“You might want to head off now!” Eunji yells. You lift your head in surprise when you notice that she’s already escaped into the kitchen. “It looks like it’s going to rain! Better not be late!”
Desperately shoving the remnants of the invitation into your bra, you barely spare a coherent farewell as you dash into the street and kicking off the ground with your broomstick between your legs. As you head southwest towards the party, you force several deep breaths as you settle the anxiety that plagues your veins and kickstarts your heart into overdrive.
“This better work.” You whisper to yourself, ignoring the tiny droplets of water that begin to fall from the cluster of clouds above.
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Your jaw drops at the vast size of the house. Classical music plays on repeat as the guests mingle around the dining room that looks as though it could fit an entire country and a half inside. You observe from the outside, completely unbothered as the rain soaks through your clothes and streaks your makeup. While you take a moment to admire the decorations strung across the walls and on the ceiling, your eyes wander in search of one individual in particular.
“Excuse me.” Someone coughs.
Behind you, a boy watches you with a dirty look, almost as if he wishes to say, “You obviously look like you don’t belong here”. While he isn’t far from the truth, you couldn’t help but mirror his unimpressed glare.
“I’m sorry, but this party is reserved for members only.” He retorts snootily. “I’m afraid I’m going to ask you to leave.”
“Jokes on you, asshole, I have an invitation…” You answer quickly.
“Is that so?” He asks with a pretentious scoff. “Where is it?”
You choke on your words. You almost forgot that the evidence is literally shoved inside your cleavage. “U-Um…well the thing is…”
“Y/N?”
You, along with Mr. Stick-Stuck-High-Up-In-My-Ass, turn towards the new visitor. Your heart prickles with something foreign at the sight of Park Jimin in a suit and tie and a cute flower tucked inside his pocket.
“Hi…” You reply meekly, eyes fixated on the growing puddle on the edge of the sidewalk.
You completely miss the elated glint in Jimin’s eyes.
“She’s your guest, Park?” The boy asks warily, still viewing you as some kind of creature who escaped from the Black Lagoon.  
You’ll be sure to add a little something extra to his hors d’oeuvres when you get the chance.
“Yeah, she’s my plus-one.” Jimin answers confidently. “I didn’t get to give her the invitation, but her name’s on the list if you want to check.”
The boy watches Jimin carefully before rolling his eyes. “I’ll be sure to check the list. Be sure that next time, everyone has an invite before they just show up unannounced and unwanted.”
Oh, how you wish you could use your magic for bad just once. Sure, you might face lifelong consequences that could inevitably affect your future…but would one time really make a difference?
“Sorry about him.” Jimin scratches the back of his neck. “Jihyun can be pretty uptight sometimes…”
“I can handle uptight just fine.” You shrug awkwardly. “T-Thanks though.”
Jimin clears his throat. “Yeah, of course! Anytime…”
There’s a brief moment of silence that you wish you could break without looking like a complete fool. Thankfully, Jimin takes the initiative from you.  
“Y-You look really pretty.”
Thankfully, the foundation that Eunji caked onto your cheeks covers any sign of redness. Unfortunately, it did make you look like you took a dip into a giant frosting container.
“Thanks, you don’t look so bad yourself.” You force yourself to playfully nudge at his shoulder. “You clean up rather nicely.”
“T-Thanks, my mom picked it out.” Jimin immediately clamps his mouth shut. You smile at the obvious embarrassment that floods his features and purses his lips into a demure pout.
It’s cute. In fact, it’s the type of cute that makes you want to drop everything and bring him back home to introduce to your entire family.
If only Eunji were here, she’d be getting a kick out of your emotional turmoil.
“Uh, a-anyways,” Jimin stammers nervously. “Why did you come tonight?”
You raise an eyebrow, making Jimin quickly backpedal on his words.
“N-Not that you’re not allowed to come! You’re totally allowed to come, it’s totally fine by me. I j-just thought you didn’t want to…you know, after you…burned the invitation to a crisp.”
“Oh yeah! That reminds me…”
Jimin pales as you dig inside to collect the blackened scraps, your tongue poking through the side of your mouth in concentration. He quickly diverts his attention towards the large oak tree hanging overhead, trying hard not to think about how your breasts are half a foot away from his face.
“There we are!”
Hesitantly craning his neck towards you once more, Jimin meets your upturned hands that cradle the destroyed scraps of the invitation. He cocks an eyebrow at this – what’s he supposed to do with that?
Jimin swallows his retort when suddenly, the papers swirl around almost like in a mini tornado, fusing back together. With a poof, the paper transforms from a charcoal black to its original eggshell white, complete with the original detailing and “Dear Ms. Witch…” at the very top of the card. As a special treat, you add an extra touch that Jimin can’t help but crack a smile at.
There’s a crude stick figure drawing of the two of you sitting side-by-side with a tiny pink heart floating above your heads. It may have been a trick of the light, but Jimin could swear that your little stick figure presses a kiss to stick figure Jimin’s cheek.
“Ta-da…” You smile shyly as you slip the paper into Jimin’s hand. “It’s corny, I know, but…”
“W-What changed your mind?” Jimin asks bashfully as he presses the card to his chest.
You shrug teasingly. “You’re not as bad as I thought you were. Also, it helps that you’re a little cute.”
“And the truth?”
“Eunji threatened to steal my broomstick and sell it in next week’s yard sale if I didn’t show up.”
“Why am I not surprised?”
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