Do you think you would ever write a fanfic in the universe of the House of the Dragon TV show or the book Fire and Blood? There are plenty of potential for a Fix-it fic.
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there's a story going around on twitter about how this guy rented out his home and lives in a van and now the tenant is five months behind on rent and is renting out the basement on airbnb
and the replies to this are all bloodthirsty stuff about how it should be legal to murder the tenant and whatnot
and i do think it's kind of bonkers that the city will let you put the basement up on airbnb while being behind on rent but... is this homeowner not just stupid?
he could've just lived in his house! or just sold it! he chose to use his house as a speculative investment and it sucks for him that it's not working out but i don't really get why he would put himself in this situation in the first place
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ARE WE GONNA GET SOME INSIGHT ON BRO PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE SOME SORT OF INSIGHT PLEASE SOMETHING THAT EXPLAINS WHY HE IS THE WAY HE IS PLEASE
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I watched Lisa Frankenstein and it was deeply silly and the pacing was bad and the 80s slang was off and the start was slow and there were so many things wrong with it. It was also fun as hell. Lovely final act and I had a great time. five stars outta five stars. I'm gonna call this a cinematic masterpiece while looking a filmbro right in the eyes to establish dominance.
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im going to be honest boys. im going to say it. im going to say the words never spoken by a paranatural fan.
i would rather still be reading hitball than the 100 b-plot sidequests we’ve had going since chapter 6. there i said it.
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Sorry everything ive actually seen about this homestuck racism drama is stupid but The Fact. That two tumblr users were actually discussing and taking halfway seriously the potential of physically fighting over it is hilarious
Anyways if any future Tumblr Fights happen for real id like to volunteer to coach anyone doing it 👍👍 itll be less expensive than a real coach but you only need to beat up another tumblr user so itll probably be fine
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Mannn i hate thancred like I really just dont give a fuck about him. What is anybody seeing in him. Ugly hair too He would have been way better if that time he got lost in the woods he got like real fucjed up and matted hair and starving and getting really sick from infections and had to make shitty clothes out of animal hides instead of Buying a cunty outfit from local traders like are you fuckung kidding me Can i have fun at all? Can I have some fucking fun?
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no but seriously mascot horror doesn't mean "any reasonably popular horror game about or with an emphasis on a central character with an appealing design" especially just because kids might also like it. people in the notes of that post are just throwing literally any game under the bus of that identifier not realizing that most of them far predate the marketing concept a lot of developers are using now to draw in specifically young children with unsupervised online access by designing cute and appealing characters within insubstantial and casual horror-flavored games that are easy for let's players to make videos of that are also backed by a strong merch campaign right out of the gate to generate easy sales from kids who want a plush of this new flavor of the month character.
baldi's basics is not mascot horror. fnaf is not mascot horror. tattletale is not mascot horror. bendy and the ink machine is not mascot horror. none of those games were designed to capitalize on and take advantage of the wild imaginations and curiosities of a very young audience and no matter how you feel about those games their purpose for existing is not "we need to hold the attention of 5 year olds watching youtubers play the game on their crusty ipads because we think kids are an easily exploitable audience unworthy of anything better than a playable ad campaign"
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