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hms-incorrect-quotes · 9 months

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this came to me on a whim, so uhh

heart: (you know what a heart attack is?)

mind: [yes, of course... why bring that up?]

heart: (well it's about to have a whooooole new meaning in the next five seconds)

mind: [what do you mean by that?]

mind:

mind, in realization: [...wait, nO–]

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#chonny jash #submission #cj mind #cj heart #chonnys charming chaos compendium #literally the funniest thing ever #bros about to have a real bad headache

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kruxton · 4 months

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need shirts that are vaguely sexual but dont make any sense for me to wear

#'need head' shirt and i wear it as a fem presenting hijabi #literally the funniest thing ever #text

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woundedheartwithin · 1 year

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I got a voicemail the other day for financial aid for my medical bills and this motherfucker read me my case number starting with “r as in risk.” Then he repeated the number and said “r as in Robert.” My brother, I heard what you said first. My fuckin phone heard it too it literally says in the automated transcript that you said r as in risk?????

#she speaks #literally the funniest thing ever #the transcript actually says ‘our __ risk’ but that’s what happens when you let a machine transcribe human speech #she says as a professional verbatim transcriptionist

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cjsees · 1 year

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5 for the violence ask game

oh gd uhhhhh I don't think I've ever joined a discord server that Overwhelmingly bothered me since if I join one I don't like I jWAIT

HAHA ACTUALLY. HOW COULD I FORGET. OH MY GD

okay so there was this one time I joined a zombie apocalypse server and, like many typical zombie apocalypse settings, the Great Amazing Grand US Military (tm) was one possible faction. being the innocent person I was, my immediate forgiving assumption was that said military was going to be an antagonistic force (a rock-and-a-hard-place situation for which the main characters would contest) yknow? a cool and fun little extra obstacle

well. It Was Not That

I will not elaborate too much because there's so much drama. however. not only were they some of the most unbelievably pathetic american bootlicker military lovers I have ever had the misfortune to encounter, they were also

some

of

the

WORST

roleplayers

I have ever encountered

it's like. okay it's bad but it Would Be Forgivable. except rmanns72 is Playing Every Character In This Interaction Except For Boni lmao. "(OOOOOOHHH HE KILLED THE PROVEST MARSHALL)" girl YOU killed the provest marshall. you ARE the provest marshall. please.

also it's just sooooooooo so funny to me the freaking "he now turned" he keeps saying that I literally think about this rp server all the time it's so so so so funny there's so much more I could say on these guys holy hell

#and there's nothing wrong with short form rp!! let me clarify that #they were just REALLY bad at it and also american army bootlickers. so #violence ask #literally the funniest thing ever

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grudgetta · 2 months

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oocd blocked me im giggling so much

#literally the funniest thing ever #charlie talks

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sharkcloset · 4 months

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i NEED people to know that fairies in dungeon meshi are made from blood, semen, and horse manure

#dungeon meshi #dungeon meshi spoilers #fairies #literally the funniest thing i’ve ever seen they are!!! HOMONCULI!!!!#marcille wanted one then looked it up and was like yeah NAH and now finds anyone with a fairy to be slightly weird #bc she knows someone had to nut to make it and it’s most likely their own nut 😂

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umblrspectrum · 2 months

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i got lazy in the second panel

#i love having art skill manifest out of literally nowhere #i guess i was just charging up for this shitpost or something #still no idea how to stylize n's textboxes so i've been bouncing around a bit #my favorite gag ever is when a character has an emoticon or curse bleep or whatever and other characters are just like “how did you do that #funniest thing ever to me #gonna go vanish for another 3 months while i fuel my old bird obsession and get yelled at by my coworker #art #murder drones #murder drones uzi #murder drones n #serial designation n #me my boyfriend and his pile of a bunch of suspiciously familiar plushies he found in an abandoned building #suprisingly soft. you should try smothering yourself with plushies sometime #apparently i was REALLY lazy with the second panel because i forgot to two tone uzis top dialogue #btw first time two toning the dialogue if thats difficult to read then ill quit it

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demigods-posts · 5 months

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percy is an incredibly skilled sword fighter. and it's safe to say that he doesn't just train with riptide. because only training with his god-given weapon would be incredibly irresponsible (and annabeth would never let him develop that crutch). so i have to assume he proficient enough to hold his own with any elongated tool he can get his hands on. and it has to come in handy in the funniest way. like imagine percy and annabeth playing tag. and he just grabs the nearest paper towel roll and 🤺🤺 her hands to she can't lay a finger on him.

#i swear this is the funniest thing ever #i just don't know if my explanation is doing this idea justice #percy jackon and the olympians #pjo text post #pjo #pjo headcanon #percy jackson #percy jackson can hold his own with literally any elongated tool #and it's highly impressive #but incredibly annoying if you're on the receiving end of it

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stewykablooey · 8 months

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UNFUCKABLE

#GOOD MORNING #CANT EVEN GET FUCKED ON THE WE WANT TO FUCK KENDALL ROY WEBSITE HE IS LITERALLY THE JESTER OF HIS OWN COURT #truly the funniest thing to ever happen to him like this is worse than losing the company and he doesn’t even know its happened #kendall roy i wish you were real so you could see this #succession #m

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kylejsugarman · 2 years

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funniest part of breaking bad is that jesse lived in like three separate places over the course of the show and every single time he moved somewhere new, a character had to come in and look around and reenact this exact panel while jesse just stood there half-asleep in a 3XL t-shirt

#syd squeaks #him just having a literal pile of loose weed on his kitchen counter in aunt ginny's house is the funniest thing ever tbh #breaking bad #jesse pinkman

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lastofthe20thcenturygirls · 6 months

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just because he got promoted from being just a gag character does not mean he ever stopped being a gag character

#this was one of the funniest scenes ever written #literally everyone of these fuckers is such a drama queen #i respect jinshi for eating those grasshoppers because maomao was feeding him #i could never #if i were him i'd be like sorry i suddenly realised i have things to do bye forever #light novel #kusuriya no hitorigoto #the apothecary diaries #jinshi #natsu hyuuga #i have so much knh in my drafts i even forgot that it was there buried deep

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diiambee · 3 months

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I come in peace .. . . .. . ... . .

#avm #animation vs minecraft #alan becker #avm tsc #avm purple #avm green #avm blue #avm yellow #avm red #here she is again drawing dreses on fandoms she gets into at a fashionably late time #oh if youre asking me what i think their gender is. there is none.#theyre literally just sticks to me. kids even #so their dresses are based off vibes cuz i like drawing dresses and skirts :]#i can yap about my choices if you want. magical girl green is the funniest thing to me ever

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noxstrages · 5 months

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Happy 4/13! Here's a mix of old and new hyperfixation and my first drawing of The Gang! Here's some Classpects: laios - heir of blood falin - witch of life marcille - witch of void chilchuck - rogue of heart senshi - maid of life kabru - knight of blood

Spoiler characters under the cut!

Feel free to discuss other classpects and homestuck stuff for this au in here or tag me! I'd love to hear more about it.

mithrun - prince of hope thistle - bard of hope winged lion - lord of hope

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coolsvilleprincess · 8 months

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Be goth, solve crime.

Birthing this Scooby Doo specific blog with fanart for Be Cool because I needed to draw their goth fits, they were simply too much of a vibe to not tbh

#scooby doo #scooby #scooby doo fanart #be cool scooby doo #mystery incorporated #fred jones #shaggy rogers #daphne blake #velma dinkley #scooby gang #bcsd #my art #I watched this episode the other day and literally cried laughing #it wasn't even that it was the funniest thing ive ever seen i was just enjoying myself #also i know everyone hates the art style but have you ever tried to draw in it??? Yeah. Exactly #it's HARD #it's a fun one though i did some other doodles of Daphne in other emo themed outfits but ill post them later instead #be cool characterizations my absolute beloved #anyway this is my scooby blog where i will post so much scooby #speaking of scooby here he is painting shaggy's nails black and tbh he probably did fred's too #also i couldn't get a background to work with this so there is none. don't even worry about it it's finnnnneeeeeee #i think

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rrandomtthings · 7 months

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One Piece Promo | Vol 108

#this is literally the funniest thing ever pls go watch it #there’s even more scenes that I didn’t even make gifs of #at one point crocodile just has a closet full of crocodile shirts #one piece #monkey d luffy #gifs #flashing #eye strain #rotation

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kacievvbbbb · 1 month

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I think buggy is just the right side of idiot to demand that they meet the Red Hair pirates in a challenge and base his entire strategy on Mihawk fighting Shanks (and if he’s honest the other heavy hitters as well)

And Mihawk’s just the right side of uncooperative asshole to think it would be hilarious not to mention that he hasn’t fought Shanks for 10 years and has no plans to break that streak now, especially not for the schemes of a clown as buggy is issuing said challenge to the Red Hair Pirates

And Crocodile….crocodile’s just trying figure out how it is exactly that a clown that owed him money and a grown ass, vampire-bat, of a man in his feels, really about to get him his ass beat right now.

He knows that somehow strawhat’s to blame

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