#litg Juliet

[willkimurashat]

A few more Kens and Barbies from s4💁‍♀️💁

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

Here are some sketches I did for S4 a couple months ago. I feel like my art style has improved so much over time 😭

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

i love season 4 mc

[ravenadottir]

Based on looks alone, how would you rank the season 4 love interests as someone who has never play it?

oh i actually love this!!

'cause i don't even know, for instance, which girls besides angie and najuma are li's, so if you allow me, i'll just rate everybody lol

i think i'm just gonna do it alphabetically to make it easier.

angie. hot, cute, great tattoos. she reminds me of the hot girls i wished were li's on the 'choices' app. also i like her pose but she gets a boot for the hair. it's not great, i don't care for it. 9/10

bruno. this might be the biggest meh for me... hate the hair, HATE IT. what happened?? what went wrong? why did they make his face match the size of his neck? the face is not as generic looking, but it's not great either. the outfits are... gutted. oh my god, they're bad! solid 5/10.

cora. SUPER CUTE. i love the buzz cut, the hair color, her face is just absolutely adorable, cute style. she's hopefully an li?? 'cause if she wasn't y'all were robbed. a boot for the star on the hair (i don't really like buzz shapes on hair). 9/10.

dylan. rotted. gutted. beast. down the drain. most generic looking bitch in this entire cast, BUT IN A BAD WAY. weird ass legs for an athlete, awful face, looks like the type who says "you're just a lesbian because you hadn't had good dick". MANSPLAINING KING. HATE THAT FACE specifically, what a waste of torso design. and i HATE that smirk. gross. solid -3/10. i can't stress this enough, I HATE HIS DESIGN SO MUCH. all of it.

hazeem. HOT!!!!! so fucking handsome, hello??? and i know he's not an li and that was a d-i-s-s-e-r-v-i-c-e. mustache could've been trimmed on the sides but i still think he's hella attractive. i don't mind body hair, and his looks actually good. a boot for the mustache but he was gonna be a 11/10, so 10/10.

james. cute, handsome, good body, but he doesn't make my panties twist you know? i think it's because he looks kinda boring. granted i've never seen any scenes featuring him, so i might be wrong, but he just looks like he would recite poetry and talk about books on the first date. i hate that, it's so tedious. but i love guys with long hair, no matter what texture it is and the bun does it for me. 9/10. hate the glasses and the shorts though.

juliet. NO. she reminds me of the mexican actresses that played villains on telenovelas when i was growing up. BIG SORAYA ENERGY, holy shit. love the eyes, but everything else... it's a no from me dog. hate the diaper she's wearing as a bikini bottom. don't like her, she's not cute. 3/10 and i'm being generous. she looks like she would say she's 40 and people would be like "you don't look 40" but lowkey she's supposed to be 40, you know?

kelly. quirky, cute, looks like would be fun to hang out, probably really flirty. the lip bite is the most they've ever done for a character on any of these ads and it looks good. 10/10.

kobi. great body, good face, but those trunks were a disservice. he looks like the type who would mansplain though, there's definitely an energy there. personally i don't think the "i'm a confident and dynamic guy" is attractive at all. some girls get wet by listening to them, i'm yawning, and he gives me that energy. 8/10.

lexi. i don't see what you guys are talking about. she looks fine but she's not out of this world. the body is ten times hotter with someone else's face. she looks like the lip injections went a bit too far. wouldn't give more than a 6/10.

najuma. SEE, NOW WE'RE TALKING. thicccc, gorgeous face, gorgeous body, gorgeous hair, amazing style. those eyes???? MA'AM, SPARE THAT HAND IN MARRIAGE. truthfully the hottest person in the entire cast and i haven't seen the others yet. 12/10.

oliver. YEP, HE DOES IT FOR ME. beautiful face, good body, hate the tattoos, he gets a boot for that, but he seems like the type of guy who talks to you all night and falls asleep on your lap after sharing stories and laughing about nothing. i love the vibe. he also strikes me as the type who can get a little shy. 11/10.

thabi. gorgeous face, cute style, cute hair, cute glasses, lovely energy. i personally think she's the type to like... laugh timidly about things and that's what i like. i just like how bashful and adorable she looks. she really does it for me too. 10/10.

tiffany. um... i don't know... something's off about them. i think it's the head? or the head-to-the-body position? something is definitely off. i do think she's cute though, and the body is a 10/10 for me. she gets a boot for the wonky design but she's gorgeous! 10/10.

tom. very meh. face is generic looking, and he has no lashes??? it's like they said "let's give him a strong jaw to make him look masculine" and it just looks... wrong. hate that hair, it's not the best let's be honest. the body just doesn't go with the face... the design is not designing, there's a disconnection for sure. i don't like it. also, not that it's bad, but he looks like he has a mommy kink, which added 2 points for him lol 5/10.

valentina. see now that's a bombshell! holy shit. great pose, hot. hair on point, face? amazing. love this one but she gets a boot for the tattoo. also, she does look like a dom/top and that energy makes anyone look ten times hotter, and she's already there. 10/10.

will. my-whole-damn-type! oh my god, long hair on guys is a different level. the tattoos though, are such a BOOT. i hate all of them. this is definitely the only character we can all agree it would be a downgrade if he got another tattoo. hair, face, body, it all does it for me. will is gorgeous and it's not even a discussion, but he gets two boots for the tattoos. 10/10. he was supposed to be a 12.

youcef. hate the hair shape, hair color... go back to party city where you belong. hate the outfits, hate the lips, hate the jaw. oh my god, what did they do to this boy?? body? 10/10, but what the fuck is this face??? why does he look so... weird?? he looks in pain when smiling, i- 3/10 and i'm being super generous. you know i am.

and can i talk about something else for a second? WHO THE FUCK DECIDED ON THEIR OUTFITS???

they're horrible! with the exception of will's night outfit, thabi's and najuma's, i don't think there was anybody else's i was into. the clothes are NOT IT.

valentina's dress was a trip to the gyno. girl... you move one inch i can measure your uterus. i also hate angie's... that fabric? so shiny, and in a very bad way. and i hate the sleeves. juliet's... the diaper? the blue dress?? i don't even... i don't... i-

moving on.

cora's blue something is fine but it's not gagworthy. i prefer the neon pieces and i hate neon. she just pulls it off really well and the cut is super cute. i love it.

now...

CAN WE JUST BURN EVERY OUTFIT BRUNO HAS EVER WORN IN THIS SEASON. GIRL, NO. THOSE SHIRTS ARE SO UGLY! just 'cause you're a comedian... dude, tell me the jokes, don't wear them.

youcef's too. what the fuck was that suit??? why are you wearing a bow tie on a vacation? what is... i don't... i- and again, go back to party city where you belong. you look like you borrowed sam winchester's white wig from the last episode of supernatural and gave it a cut yourself. get kobi here, ASAP, it's an emergency.

don't get me started on tom's. it's so corny to wear something that's not... occasion appropriate. that makes the entire outfit misplaced and why the fuck do you have a handkerchief in your pocket? jacket and sneakers, how very ellen degeneres of you. HATE HIS OUTFIT.

dylan can rot in hell. he's the most basic looking motherfucker and i bet he thinks he's the last vibrator on the shelf. BET. white shirt and jeans? GROUNDBREAKING.

kobi's is fine, not much going on but i kinda prefer that over whatever was going on with the others'.

james' i like because it's pink and pink on dark complexion is UNDERRATED. personally i think it took TOO LONG for a dude to wear it. *thinks of rahim and bobby in blush pink*

i just don't think i missed out on much by not playing this season.

the islanders... appearance alone, because i haven't played any episodes, those are my opinions. i remember being so TORN when i first started season 2. gary, rahim, noah and bobby WERE DOING IT FOR ME, you know?

when lucas and henrik came along, same! the only people that didn't cause any stir with me were rocco, jakub, felix and elijah, but the others?? HOLY SHIT. i had to play on different accounts, i just had to.

this art style is not it. what was wrong with s2's?

also, it does look like multiple artists, from different backgrounds, worked on this season's characters and it absolutely shows. some of them look 2d, some 3d. some of them have some bounce to their hair, some look like they're wearing a helmet (*clears throat* YOUCEF AND TOM).

god, they didn't make one effort did they? anyway. those are my scores based off appearance alone.

[whatisreggieshortfor]

Real Life Seb reacts to my crew’s ten least favorite islanders

Levi-

Another fucking Chad. Super Chad.

Makes sense he plays water polo. See that face? It screams “I play in the water splish splash”

Does anyone actually like this guy? Who can fall in love with that?

Dylan-

Looks like a really really bad budget porno, where the girl needs to rethink her contract and should probably get tested after

Jakub-

Needs to stay out the gym

With all the steroids what’s smaller your dick or your head

Bill-

Looks like a repeat because the artist got bored

Harry-

Kim Jong Un’s son

*Show phone to baby and baby smacks it* yeah I’d smack the phone too

Lucy-

Daddy issues

Did she join because she got touched by a priest

Cherry-

The female from Dylan’s budget porno

Juliet-

Does this one actually need words? Does it?

Pretty sure salad dresses better

Lottie-

Ohohohoho I like the Wiccan

That’s the crazy girl

Got that soul snatcher 5000

Erikah-

Misfit, got the best artwork

We shall call her Dark chocolate- not the candy, the ex lax

Pictures used for reference:

[rebelrayne]

A cake for Dylan, Felix, Jasper, Juliet and Lucy. The loneliest islanders who have not even gotten ONE like vote in the poll.

Also honorable mention for Jake and Nicky, who have not gotten one dislike vote.

[throw-shade-sundays]

Juliet-

We’re starting with everyone’s favorite imposition and twat.

You have a sad crush on Tom that makes you look stupid. You throw a fit and insert yourself in his Couple when he shows you the zero interest you deserve- and that’s after stealing the partner of who we thought was the season’s number one mean girl.

You got possessive as hell about Kobi, but you were quick to snake Valentina by trying to “feel Will out”.

Red flags flying when you walk by, to be honest.

How you got a job as a life coach when you don’t seem to have a life yourself is a fucking miracle, babe. I’d pay you to go away, not to pry and offer advice that’s unwarranted. I know you’ve got that super pointed nose, but you need to stop pointing it into other people’s business.

Bombshells are supposed to draw in the eyes, turn heads their way, get the eggs in their basket. But you really just bombed, and like a bomb you made everyone scatter to get away.

[kylovely8]

Everyone’s thoughts on this??? It sounds intriguing but with how Fusebox has been lately I’m really hesitant.

Having an ex in the villa is great for drama I really hope they deliver on that. I’m also hoping it’s our ex & not our partners. I want a love triangle centered around me rather than me fighting some girl 💀

I’m hearing it might be an all star cast from previous seasons.. idk how to feel about that. I want new people I’ve already ended up with the guys I’ve liked from past seasons. We need something fresh & new!

I want to be excited but with how Fusebox has been it’s hard to get my hopes up.

[litgpersonalities]

#82: Juliet

[vanaglori-ah]

me: i’m gonna save my gems from bombshell for s5! buy outfits, unlock choices—

juliet: decides to call me a bad partner to cora after cora ripped me away from najuma

me: well fuck you too proceeds to spend 10 gems to tell her off

[alitgblog]

ive been kind of quietly anti litg all stars season but thinking about it actually an all stars season with Ivy, Hamish, Lexi, Eddie, etc would be insufferable but that's so funny I'd absolutely support a season where they antagonize each other and are fake af as long as MC is not an idiot and sees right through their bullshit and doesn't have to play along

[peachesandhunii]

What yall think of Delylah's name? It was originally D'lylah but we can't put apostrophes.

Anyway more season 4

My girlfriend my girlfriend my girlfriend ✨️💃🏿��❤️🩷❤️

Fuck you and your fuckass bitch. I can agree with him a little. Don't come to me about nothing my baby has done. They can do no wrong. BUT AT THE SAME TIME, not everybody here is wrong. Nobody wants to jump into the argument but nobody is trying to defend the bitch. Just say you dgaf about anybody else but you and her. Acknowledge that your girl is a POS.

Please mama 😩😩 This is actually my first time getting nasty in the shower with her

Side note: I wrote a fic about Najuma sitting on mcs face before reading this LMAO lemme know if yall wanna read it 🤭

Bestie for life 🫶🏾🤞🏾🫰🏾

Don't piss me off Naj. Don't eat my póússéy and then get geeked about another bitch. This is insane. 🤨

🫦

We not telling the whole truth now? 🤨

Girl I'm PISSED. If you don't get tf out my way. What did Megan say? Please don't try me lil bitch you know I'm with that I'll brake a ho in half like a kitkat.

Uh uh you better go find you someone else to share with. I ONLY share with my gf and we gotta rub lips together (🤭) to share. Be so fr Julia 🙄

[beesandfigs-abandoned]

mentally, I’m in litg s4

[girlsontourgirlsontour]

the biggest plot twist of the series

[whatisreggieshortfor]

Could you do Professor Jake Wilson x MC?

No smut or anything, I just wanna see a cute things.

Hey hi 👋🏻 here we are

The crew helped me with class choices for everyone 🤪

Professor of Love

Jake couldn’t take his eyes off her, even knowing he shouldn’t have let them stay there to begin with, especially when so many people could catch him staring. His gaze was soft, watching as she helped another student understand assignments that had seemed to go over their heads. Her raven hair hung over one shoulder like a curtain of silk, hazel eyes skimming the papers laid out on the desk. Even if he managed to tear his gaze away before she looked up, she somehow always knew. She never hid the smirk that twisted her lips when she would glance up at him, “Professor Wilson, don’t be getting too distracted. You need to grade your exams.”

He wanted to hate how easily she could see through him.

He wanted to hate it more when she would catch snippets of what the coeds would say about him and bring it up with that mischievous glimmer in her eye, while still somehow maintaining her innocent expression at the words.

As she had passed him to sit down at his table at the uni café, “If it isn’t our resident Eros.” That one was because they’d been referring to him as the uni’s personal Greek god of love, reciting romantic poems to his students far more often than tragedies.

She had come up to him, right as his office hours closed for the day, watching the students scurry away, “You know they wonder if you, uh, do house calls for your office hours, right?”

She had sat on the couch in his office, legs curling up under her as her fingers dragged through her hair, a salacious grin appearing in her face, “Did you know they say you have hot, single dad energy? I can see it.”

That one annoyed him the most.

Because if his students bothered to look past his chiseled jaw, his beefy arms, his strong chest- they would see his hands. And if they stopped thirsting over his hands for two minutes, they might realize what was always wrapped around his finger.

His ring.

Though, he supposed, he couldn’t blame the students entirely. Most of the faculty seemed to have trouble registering it at times.

Their head of the psych department had tried to set him up- and it took a very stern argument for Rohan to back down.

Tim, as the head of Spanish History, had very persistently offered to teach him the ways they had courted in centuries gone past.

Talia tried to analyze music choices for him, with her degree in theory, to find songs that showed he was looking for love.

He couldn’t tell if Youcef’s philosophy degree meant he could see what they couldn’t, that he had figured it out, or if it just kept him from asking the questions.

But she was the one that loved to tease him the most, Dean of Students, Doctor Avelina Morano.

“These bloody prats,” Tim groaned, rubbing his head as he sat in his office, “First question on the exam- who did the Spanish king finance for a sailing trip that was meant to profit his rule?”

“It’s Columbus, innit?” Rohan quirked a brow, tossing Tim’s rubber band ball across the space to Jake.

“They put the blokes from Road to El Dorado.” He sighed, finally tossing the papers down, “Alright, I need a cleanser-“

“It was the first exam of the semester,” Jake missed aiming his toss of the ball as Avelina’s voice sounded from the doorway, Rohan wincing as it connected with his temple, but she remained unphased, “Do I need to start auditing your classes again?”

Tim groaned, running a palm down his face, “Swear, doc, I’ve taught it to ‘em.”

She finally shook her head, letting herself laugh, “Don’t stress, Timmy. It’s one exam, they’ll get better. Every year this happens, and every year they get better. Probably doesn’t help that Thabi used that movie for the first assignment on themes in her film theory class.”

Jake chuckled, “Thought she agreed to hold off on it this semester and do a classic.”

Avelina shrugged, “Who knows? But I’m here for another reason- Jake, you have someone waiting outside your office.” He cringed, the last time someone had been waiting outside of his scheduled office hours they hadn’t been… very well clothed. She read his hesitation, “It’s Juliet.”

“Oooh,” Rohan called out, “What did you do to get the head of HR coming for a personal visit?”

He sighed, choosing to look towards Avenlina, “It could be anyone’s guess what she needs to speak about.”

He thought, for some reason, that she’d take his side, but she smirked, “Sounds like there are a lot of things you did.”

“Ha ha,” he commented dryly, waving to the boys before following her into the corridor, “You don’t know what this is about?”

“With Juliet?” She grimaced, “Could be anything. Swear I would fire her nosey arse in a second if I could find a qualified replacement. Why did Elladine have to retire to stay home with the kids?”

Jake chuckled again as they made it to his office, the poised woman standing inside the open door as she checked her nails, “Professor Wilson, finally.”

“Apologies, Miss Thompson, but we didn’t have a scheduled appointment.”

“No, silly me for thinking you’d be doing your own work and not goofing off with your mates.” Juliet rolled her eyes, not seeing Avelina’s glare.

“Juliet, being in HR does not give you the right to make insulting comments to my staff.” The woman foolishly always believed the Dean’s temper was all bark and no bite, waving her off.

“Yes, yes,” Juliet sighed, clearly already exasperated with the conversation, “I’ll be frank and to the point, I’m getting complaints from parents again. They’re concerned about a single man that looks as Jake does working with their impressionable children.”

“These ‘children’ are adults,” Avelina countered, “And Jake isn’t single. Maybe if you cracked open his file instead of cracking on with the head of my cosmetology department you’d know that.”

Juliet’s cheeks flushed, but she glared all the same, “His file says nothing about a wife- you are listed as his emergency contact.”

Jake coughed to cover a laugh, amusement in his eyes, “Did you ever look at the ‘relationship’ part of that information?”

“Why would I?” Juliet scoffed, “I know who she is-“

“Clearly you don’t.” Avelina snapped, holding up her hand as Jake held up his, their matching rings glistening in the fluorescent lighting of the office, “Are we done here?”

“You can’t be married!” Juliet huffed, “It’s against policy!”

“Against the policy you enacted,” Jake nodded, “But we didn’t feel the need to get divorced to comply with your new regulations.”

Stomping her heels out of the office, the couple watched her leave, “Looks like I need to find that qualified candidate now.”

“Looks like it.” Jake smiled, “Guess the cats out of the bag now.”

“I give it three hours before she spreads the news around campus.”

“Three? That’s generous, my love.” He fished his phone out, already blowing up with texts from most of the department heads, “I think it’ll take twenty minutes.”

They laughed as she finally wrapped her arms around his waist, in front of the open door, “Oh well, guess everyone needs to accept that you’ve been off the market.”

“Professor Wilson-“ they turned to see a sorority girl, face flushed in embarrassment as she tried to tug her minuscule skirt to cover her legs, giving up in favor of zipping her jacket to cover her chest where it practically spilled from her top.

Avelina laughed to herself, pulling her arms back as she gave Jake a smirk, “You are needed, Professor. Just don’t forget, you’re only allowed to make house calls with me.”

The girl sputtered uselessly as she watched the Dean walk away, cackling, and Jake was left red in the face and chuckling.

His wife could be petty, and she was a tease, but she was his.

Masterlist

[willkimurashat]

No, cuz you know what they should’ve done? Litg: Second Chances and it’s literally just all EVIL, VILE, AND CONNIVING ISLANDERS GETTING SECOND CHANCE TO CHANGE AND BE GOOD. I’m talking Lucy, I’m talking Blake, I’m talking Lexi, I’m talking Juliet, and Dylan, and Eddie, and Johnny, and MEERA, and Ivy, and-

Love Evil Island, if you will.