#little!crymini

[nostalgic-woodwind]

Big Drink

(CW: Alcohol and Mention of Underage Drinking (Since Crymini is 19))

CG!Husk and Regressor!Crymini 🍼

Plot: Crymini wants what she calls a big drink (alcohol), but Husk knows that’s not good for regressors.

Request by @nottapossum on AO3

Crymini was in a bad mood. She didn’t know why, but she was feeling really cranky. She tried everything to keep her mood in check. She even tried taking a nap, but that only made her crankier. She kept herself away from everyone so no one would have to deal with her attitude. She remembered how she was harshly reprimanded and sometimes punished for it by her parents and relatives on Earth. However, being alone with her feelings made the hyena feel a thousand times worse. It was starting to make her feel little, which she also hated. She didn’t want to feel little right now. She wanted to be big.

Husk, whom Crymini has a father-figurely relationship with, learned a lot about age regression from taking care of Angel whenever he regresses. He also knew about Crymini’s regression when she told him about it and has taken care of her a couple of times when her headspace dropped. The hyena knew that Husk would be understanding, but she didn’t want to him to interfere. However, she knew that being alone wasn’t doing her any good.

So, Crymini walked out of her room and trudged down to the main area of the hotel. She went over to the bar and plopped down on one of the stools.

“Bad day?” Husk asked as he set down a shot glass he was cleaning.

Crymini only sighed in response.

“I’ll take that as a yes.”

Crymini looked up at Husk with a sad look on her face.

“I’m doing okay, really,” the hyena lied.

“I can tell that you’re not. It’s okay to not be okay,” Husk said.

Crymini could feel her headspace slipping more and more by Husk’s words. She whined as she put her head on the table.

“I’m assuming you’re small right now,” Husk inquired.

“No, ’m big,” Crymini denied.

“You can’t really repress your regression, kiddo. It’s probably why you’re so grumpy.”

“‘m no little…”

“Okay, then.”

Husk continued cleaning shot glasses as Crymini sat silently at the counter with her head down. Her mind was telling her that Husk was right and it was okay to be little. Maybe it could help her feel better. However, her big, stubborn self didn’t want to. She was internally stuck.

“Can I have a drink, please?” Crymini asked after a few minutes.

“Sure thing,” Husk nodded.

Husk grabbed a red sippy cup from under the counter (where all the sippy cups, kids plates and utensils, and bottles sat). He then grabbed some strawberry milk from the mini fridge he had and poured it into the cup.

“I wan’ big drink,” Crymini muttered.

“You’re too young for alcohol. This is a lot better for you,” Husk said as Crymini began whining.

“I’m not little, I wan’ big drink.”

“You’re not old enough for alcohol. You can have strawberry milk instead.”

This caused Crymini to start crying, screaming, and kicking their legs, her headspace finally dropping.

Husk walked around the bar and over to where Crymini was sitting, kneeling down to her eye level.

“Kiddo, look at me. You wanted alcohol to drink. However, you’re not old enough to drink some,” Husk said as he gently cupped Crymini’s face, his tone being firm, yet calming at the same time. “You can cry about it, you’re allowed to have these feelings, but you can’t have alcohol. You can have strawberry milk instead.”

Crymini stopped screaming and kicking their legs, slightly calming down from Husk’s words. However, she couldn’t stop sobbing.

“Come on, let’s go calm down,” Husk said as he carried the wailing hyena over to the lounge area. Once there, he gently set Crymini down on a beanbag at a calm-down/time-in area Charlie had set up for the hotel littles.

Crymini curled up into a ball and continued crying. Husk got down to her eye level again.

“I have to go finish cleaning up the bar, okay? If you want to cry, that’s alright. If you want to do some of the activities in the time-in area, that’s fine, too. Just give yourself some time to feel what you need to feel and calm down,” Husk said as he stood up and walked back to the bar.

Crymini continued crying as Husk completed his task. He put the strawberry milk he prepared in the fridge in case she wanted it later.

A few minutes later, Husk finished cleaning the bar and went over to the time-in area to check on the hyena, who was still sitting in the beanbag. She sniffling and whimpering, her tantrum simmering down.

“You doing okay?” Husk asked.

“A little,” Crymini hiccuped.

“You ready to get up and have fun?”

Crymini shook her head.

“You need more time?” Husk asked as the hyena nodded her head. “Alright, let me know when you’re ready.”

Husk got up and walked away to let Crymini calm down completely.

Crymini found a stuffed bunny that was sitting in a stuffed animals basket next to her. She grabbed the bunny and held it tight, running her fingers through its soft fur.

Six minutes passed and the hyena finally calmed down. She got up with the bunny in her arms and walked over to the couch, where Husk and Angel (who was regressed) were sitting.

“Hey, kiddo, are you feeling better?” Husk asked as Crymini nodded. “That’s good. I like how you calmed down. Angel and I are gonna watch Bluey if you want to join us. You wanna watch Bluey?”

Crymini nodded again as she sat down next to Husk.

“Can I have the milk, please?” Crymini asked.

“Of course, you can. I’ll go get it right now.”

Husk stood up and walked over to the bar to get the strawberry milk the hyena denied earlier. He came back and handed the drink to Crymini.

“Thank you,” Crymini said as she began drinking.

“No problem, sweetie,” Husk said as he kissed Crymini’s forehead. “I love you so much.”

“I love you, too.”

[nottapossum]

I think Crymini (a character that was in the Hazbin Hotel pilot) would definitely be a regressor and Husk would be her CG. Crymini would love Angel as her sibling and they’d play together nicely like Bluey and Bingo 🥺

I even made Regressor! Crymini headcanons and a moodboard

https://www.tumblr.com/nostalgic-woodwind/748647618404646912/regressor-crymini-headcanons

Okay!

I love Crymini!!!!! Punk is awesome! And her design is so freaking beautiful! 😍

1) I adore the moodboard!! It's so perfect for her🥰

The lullaby MCR is brilliant. I love MCR, imma gonna need to listen to that!

2) Those headcannons are also perfect! Truly matches the vibe I get when I see her. She's absolutely adorable!

And

3) I love Crymini! I'd love to add her to Itty Bitty sinners eventually, but I don't have a ton of ideas for her...yet.

I got a few, and I hope to eventually add them myself, but idk if I'll actually go through with them.

Husk was supposed to be her father figure in the OG show, so of course he'd be her caregiver.

And to see her and Angel adjust to that would be interesting 🤔

She seems to be a mix of Cherri bomb and Loona as a character, And I love both those characters a lot!

Idk.

Maybe I'll give her something just for her.

Or hopefully, I'll just come up with a really good plot idea.

I got a lot of characters coming up that idk what to do with fully. 😅 #help me.

@todayimfour @trophyxtissues2 @abby5577 @ask-dusty-boy @im-not-paying-my-taxes

[nostalgic-doodles]

Little Crymini sketch ^^

[deadbeat-motel]

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Deadbeat father with his baby-leashed daughter.

I believe these are the last of the designs that will try to follow the original design as best as it can because looking at my sketches right now, Alastor, Cherri Bomb, and Pentious (and Crymini) goes a different direction than their counterparts.

You know how this works, thoughts below:

My issues with their Original designs:

Niffty:

Man, I only have two things to critique about this one since she's also a solid design:

What is the purpose of the scarf? It comes out of nowhere for the design, what is the connection/purpose of having it? Genuinely asking since it does bother me a bit.

She barely is a bug, there is no feature in the design that gives us any idea that she might be a bug (Or even an alien since apparently Cyclops are just a normal sinner type in this hell). Looking at the Wiki, I think the only reason for the alien aspect is that it came from a song? Either way, she doesn't showcase any of either in her design.

Husk:

GOD THE WINGS. DEAR GOD THE WINGS. IT'S SO UGLY AND CLUTTERED AND THE PATTERNS BARELY MAKE ANY SENSE. It's so awful ewwww. Every scene that didn't have them closed looked extremely rushed and ugly. It could've benefitted from just copying how actual feathered wing patterns naturally are.

His eyebrows are not a problem for me (It's my favourite part of him) but the unnecessary two black stripes are.

He's probably supposed to be a tuxedo cat, but he legitamately looks like the cat in the hat with his entire face being white.

The thought process for these two:

Niffty:

Personally was not into the whole Cyclops thing, especially when there are no hellborns (that I can recall at least) in Helluva Boss that posess a singular eye. She's got 2 eyes now because.... reasons.

The mismatched eyes was my solution to removing the Cyclops sinners of this world. Plus it's a neat little character detail that her insecurity of some kind of eye defect manifests as this odd eye shape.

Her hair is a bit neater because as much as I enjoyed how her original hair looks, It's kind of silly to think a person who's obsessed with cleanliness would have such an unkempt haircut? (Specifically talking about that scene kid-esque bangs she has.)

While I kept the maid aspect with her clothes, I made it a lot more flowery so that it reads more like a child's outfit mimicing a maid's.

I gave her one fucked up antennae since in the rewrite ill be doing, she's very easily lost and thus became homeless, drifting to any place that would allow her to stay for a little while long until they kick her out.

Bug wings and the spurs on her arms and legs are just to sell the bug aspect a bit more.

Hopefully, it was clear enough. But her arms are made of two arms conjoined together to create a singular arm.

Admittedly, I did not choose a specific bug for Niffty. Insects are not something I'm interested in and I got lazy with this aspect.

Husk:

MADE HIM A LOT FATTER AHAHAHAHHA. Husk feels like he could've ended up as a bara if Vivzie's twinkif-y ray didn't hit him.

Specific fluff areas as well as a red mustache make him look older and do more to make you understand he's much more aged than the rest of the cast.

Genuinely enjoyed the hair that they gave Husk in his flashback, it looked handsome on him. Why Vivzie didn't put that in his actual redesign is beyond me, but here it is on him now

Since his wings barely play any role in the story, I shrunk it and de-cluttered the poor thing.

The red suspenders are there to simply put a pop of color on his already muted colors.

Despite the running joke that Vivzie's characters all have a bowtie, kept it on Husk since I think it would be cute that he probably keeps it on because Niffty made it herself for him.

This is just personal, but I wanted to give him an actual cat's pattern because I saw Husk from the headcanon voices video and thought that he was a sloth for some reason.

[b5ttyb1tch]

How I think Hazbin hotel Characters died (Most of These are Theory's Don't take them as Cannon. Also Most of this Info is From the Unreliable Wiki so Take this with a Grain of Salt)

• Alastor- Alastor died in 1933 In his (20 - 30) From a dog related death. He also has an X on his forehead that we see in the Pilot and in the Season. A popular fan Theory Is that When Alastor Was Burying A body In the woods he was Shot in the head (For being Mistaken for a Deer) And Mauled by Dogs to Finish him Off. But I have Another thought Maybe his cabalistic and Sadistic Nature was Discovered by the Towns people Of Louisiana (Where He lived) And was Promptly and Forcibly Shot in the Head for it. And dogs maybe Ate his Remains Because The Town refused to bury him Just leaving him in the woods.

• Angel Dust- Now it's Cannon that Angel Dust died in 1947 In his (30) From a Drug Overdosed. (But I am gonna Add another Theory Because I can) We know that AngelDust Grew up In New York. In a Crime Family so Maybe He was Caught stealing Drugs From another Rival Gang and Beaten to Death. If you notice he Has One black eye So maybe that Resembles a Black eye he Died with? Also he Has Pink sploches Over his Body That may Resemble Blood Spots/Wounds.

• Niffty- Niffty Died in 1950 (In her 20 I think) Notice on her Apron that She has 3 Red sploches I think these Resemble Gun shots. Niffty had a husband That she Was OBSESSED With. One day she Found Out her Husband was Cheating on Her and she Killed the other Women. And got shot down By the Police when she ran.

• Cherry Bomb- Cherry Bomb died in 1980 (Most Likely 19 - 20) Cherry has an X On her Chest. So giving her personality She probably Got shot down By the Police for Endangering Others (Threatening to Bomb things/Bombing things Ext)

• Sir Precious- Sir Pentious Died in 1888 (Idk how Old he was) I think Sir Pentious Tried to be a Famous Inventor In England back in the Day. Over come with the Greed of wanting to Be Famous He pushed himself to Hard and Fucked up. Probably Get Blown Up by Smt.

• Husk Husk died In 1970 (60 - 70) We know he Grew up In las Vegas. I think Husk Used to Cheat and Scam People with Card tricks Since he WAS A magician. One day Maybe He got caught And Some people Got pissed and Drowned him (That's what they Used to do To Cats/Kittens in His Time). I also think that Maybe He Fell off Smt high (Since he is a Cat/Bird Hybrid the Two animals That basically Can't take Fall damage. It would be a Dark Pun)

• Molly- Molly the Twin Brother of AngelDust. We don't know Much about her But. Molly is Named after the Drug (Ecstasy) Which makes The User Feel Extreme Emotional Pleasure. My thoughts are that Molly was A Cheerful Happy person And Tried to Fall away From the Sinful life her Family was in. One day maybe she had a Break up That left her Heart broken.(She does have Skull hearts on her Boobs) and Taking after her Brothers she Looked Up to Took that Drug. Probably Taking too Much and Died. She Was good enough on earth to Get into heaven tho.

• Arackiness- We Also Don't know Much about Arackiness. But my Guesses are that He either 1 Also died from a Drug overdose 2 Died from a Battle with a Rival Gang or 3 Died from Old age.

• Baxter- Baxter Died in 1910 From Drowning. Baxter is also an Angler Fish A Deep sea Fish. My guess is that He died in a Ship While Traveling over seas Probably Going down with the Ship. The wiki also states he HATES Being touched So I think He was in an Abusive Relationship. He Tried to Run away and Died In the Process.

• Crymini- Crymini Died in 1990 (When she was 19) Crymini is a Hyena and Has little Sploches all over her Body Some look Like paw Prints and Claw Marks. Maybe She was an Animal Abuser and Angerd a Dog Resulting her In being Mauled. And Later Bled to Death. Or She Got into a Car crash For reckless Driving (Viv described her as a Rebellious Teen so it would fit) She may be a Hyena Because she was a Mean Petty Bitch.

• Valentino- (DISCLAMER) I do NOT support Vals Actions Towards Angel. I just wanna Give him a Reason Explaining why he would Do The terrible Things he Does. I am not Trying to Dismiss it Just give him a Backstory.(I am glad That Bitch is Dead) Val Died in 1970 (30 - 40 (Guessing) Probably From some Kind of STD. I Think Val was a Prostitute. Also Serving under an Abusive Boss He Slowly Started getting weaker from the STD And Avenchally it got So bad that he couldn't work Anymore. so His Boss Left him on a Street corner. Leaving him to die There.

• Vox- Vox died in The 1950 (Probably In his 20 - 30) My Theory Is that He was a Pritty Popular Show host back in the Day. But one day when he was On set q Stage Light fell On his Head while he was On set. Hence why his head is a TV.

• Velvette- We don't know when Velvette died But I am Guessing Somewhere in the 2000 (Probably Died in her 20). She probably Was obsessed with her Looks and Phone when she was Alive. Hence why she looks like a Doll. Maybe she was texting while Driving and Crashed Killing her.

[technicallymaximumkitty]

Angel's tears

ok, bad fanfic i just slapped together, brain rot is eating me alive

(spoilers for Hazbin Hotel and Vulgar Language)

Charlie smiles to herself, straightening her bowtie. Looking into the mirror she smiled to herself, she had gone so far. It was several weeks after that fateful day and everything felt like it was falling into place, at least to her. They rebuilt the hotel, her dad was now a constant part of her life, and they had several new patrons! The wild Cherri bomb, the rebellious Crymini, and the inventor Baxter, all believing in her cause! Taking one more deep breath she straightened herself with a sparkle in her eye. Today was a new day!

She made her way down to the lobby where the air felt off. Everyone was peering over Vaggie’s shoulders, Vaggie herself holding something.

“What’s going on?” Charlie asked, her curiosity piped. Angel dust looked up, “looks like princess got a message from heaven.”

Charlie froze, a message from heaven? What do they want? Heaven hasn't reached out since the last extermination. Dread built up in her stomach as she made her way to the group.

Husk grumbled to himself before taking a swig of unlabeled liquor, “what would those fuckers want?” 

Vaggie handed Charlie the message. It was written on golden like paper with sky blue scrawl, and also smelled like Sweet Alyssum. At any other moment she would have been delighted to get such a sweet scented letter. Charlie unrolled the scroll to read the message:

Dear Charlotte Morningstar;

You are requested to meet with the Seraphim in heaven at 11:30 Am, Thursday. It would be of most delight if you agreed to our meeting.

Best Wishes

Charlie swallowed, the Seraphims? They Seraphims wanted to meet with her? Today? This could only spell disaster especially after their last disastrous meeting.

“Charlie?” Vaggie reached out gently, grabbing Charlie’s hand. Charlie took a deep breath, trying to straighten out her emotions.

“The Seraphims request my presence today.” The room fell quiet.

“You mean those people who you met with when we went to the bar?” Niffty piped up.

“Those assholes that spilled that Vaggie was an angel?” Angel dust tilted his head. 

Vaggie’s eyes widened as she grabbed Charlie. “You're not seriously thinking of going?” 

Charlie sighed, steeling her nerves, “what other choice do I have? Say no?”

“Oh! Oh! Oh! Did they ask about me?” Niffty raised her hands, bouncing around in excitement. 

“You don’t think this is about Adam do you?” Vaggie tightened her grip on Charlie.

“No, this is gonna be a nice and friendly meeting between chums!” Angel snarked with an eye roll.

“You're not helping.” Vaggie spat. 

“I don’t see any other reason they would ask for Charlotte.” a voice piped from the walls.

“Fuck!” groaned Charlie. Of course they had questions about the extermination, of course they would! 

“So what are you gonna do?” husk raised an eyebrow. 

“I have to go.” Charlie sighed, “it’s a diplomatic problem and as the princess of Hell, who caused all of this, I have to own up.” looking at the clock it read 11;29.

“And you think you're going alone?” Vaggie asked. Charlie took Vaggie’s hands with a soft smile.

“I won’t force you to come along-”

“I’ll stop you right now, I'm going.” 

“H-hey do you think we could tag along?” Angel asked with a shy smile. Niffty started to giggle, clapping her hands, jumping up and down.

“I don’t think that’s a good idea, it could be taken as a threat if we all went, especially with how thin the ice is right now.” Vaggie said. Charlie nodded along.

“I agree. It’s best if we try to be as unhostile as possible.” 

Angel sighed a little, “worth a shot.”

A portal opened it was almost the same song and dance as before. Charlie took Vaggie’s hand, “we’ll be back soon, hopefully.”

“Hey stay safe kid.” said husk. He raised his bottle towards Charlie in condolences. Charlie returned with a nod.

* * *

The room was blue and silver, brightly lit and definitely not the pearly gates. Scratching the back of her head Charlie looked around.

“This is new.” Vaggie took a defensive stance, “and might be a trap.”

Charlie grimaced, “maybe but-”

The door to the room swung open and in a silver flash Charlie was tackled to the ground.

“Hey!” Vaggie growled about ready to jump on whatever ran over her girlfriend.

“Charlie! Vaggie! Hi! I'm so glad you decided to join!” 

“Emily?” Charlie asked. Indeed it was Emily, the only Seraphim that stood up with her and her ideas, “you were the one to invite me?”

Emily vigorously nodded her head, her smile widening. “Yes! Yes I am, I have important news for you!” Emily grabbed Charlie pulling her to her feet before dragging her, “you’ll never believe it, I almost didn't-”

Vaggie stood in the way between Emily and the door. “What do you think you're doing?” Vaggie growled, her eye squinting. 

“Hey Vaggie it’s ok I-”

“No! Charlie! She can’t just drag you off like that!” 

Emily cleared her throat, “I understand why you might be defensive but this is really, really, really, really important! And you need to see it!” 

Charlie smiled, “see Vaggie? It’s ok.”

Vaggie huffed “Fine.” Emily smiled quickly making it to the door.

“But,” Vaggie raised her finger to Emily’s face, “i'm coming with.” Emily smiled.

* * * 

After a too long hallway they were brought into a room the exact same to the one they arrived in. Emilt jumped up and down clapping her hands. She was giddy, so giddy.

“So what’s the important thing we needed to see?” Charlie smiled.

“Yes! Of course, um,um take a seat! I’ll be right back!” Emily quickly shot out of the room before another word could be spoken.

The two of them took a seat at the golden office table.

Vaggie sighed “Looks like this isn't about-” she was abruptly cut off by Charlie.

“Let’s not jinx it.” she gave a nervous smile, ringing her hands out. Charlie trusted Emily but that didn't stop her from worrying still.

“Hey it’s ok, I got you.” Vaggie gently put a hand on Charlie’s shoulder. Charlie softly smiled. 

“Thank’s Vaggie.”

The door was kicked open, the Seraphim flying in giggling. Charlie braised herself for what was next.

Charlie’s jaw dropped, it looked like, but it couldn't be, could it? 

“Charlie? Vaggie?” it was! Sir Pentious stood in front of them, in heaven.

“You? Sir Pentious!” Charlie ran over and hugged her friend, “you, we, we thought you died!” she smiled with tears in her eyes.

“Asss did I.” Sir Pentous nodded. Hugging Charlie back.

“It worked, you, you did it! You made it to heaven!”

[sinister-radio-show]

“Are you still going hunting today Papa?” She asked peaking behind the kitchen opening.

@your-mom-666

"I'm just going out for a little while. I wont be gone for too long Crymini. Make sure to behave yourself while I'm gone. Don't want to be stressing your mother out after all!" He laughed.

[ghostlywebb]

I love Crymini and Husk so much, yet there's so little content of them together(And so little content of Crymini at all).

So! I decided to write a little fanfiction of them, 5 times Crymini came to/was found by Husk when she was hurt/in trouble/needed help, and 1 time when she came to him without needing anything.

I currently just rewrote the first and second chapter I had, I didn't change much though.

https://archiveofourown.org/works/54434740/chapters/137894848

[xenahikart]

A little AU where Crymini joins The Hotel early on

A day before the Extermination happens she wandered out looking for a shelter, where she stumbled upon the Hotel.

Charlie tooke her in and pitched in the Hotel and rehabilitation idea to her - she finds it stupid, but at the same time she offers a safe place to stay so she just agreed to stay.

So shes only been at the hotel for 3 days.

I changed up Cryminis date of death to 3 years before the pilot.

I really want to see her and Husk get along, plus Angel sinces hes such a parent to the other character lol

[nostalgic-woodwind]

Incorrect Quotes (Hazbin Hotel Agere Edition)

Original Source: Mother Daughter Laser Razor (Bob's Burgers)

Angel: *changing Crymini, who has regressed to babyspace* "Are you Mama's little girl?"

Crymini: *referring to Husk* "Dada."

Angel: "And Mama."

Crymini: "Dada."

Angel: "Mama."

Crymini: "Dada."

Angel: "Mama."

Crymini: "Dada. Dada."

Angel: "Mama."

Crymini: "Dada."

Angel: *starts to get annoyed* "Mama."

Crymini: "Dada."

Angel: "Ma... Ma..."

Crymini: "Da... Da..."

Angel: "Ma. Ma. Ma."

Crymini: "Da. Da. Da. Da, da, da!"

Angel: "Ma... ma!" *completely fed up* "All right, you know what? Change your own diaper!"

[somerandomwizard]

Hazbin Hotel Incorrect Quotes Pt. 2

Molly: You have to apologize to Anthony.

Arackniss: Ugh, fine.

Arackniss @ Angel: 'Unfuck you' or whatever.

---

Angel: If you can't beat them, dress better than them.

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'Can I copy the homework?'

Charlie, Molly, Niffty: I can help you with it!

Crymini: Yeah, sure

Angel, Cherri, Lucifer: Bold of you to assume I did the homework

Alastor, Husk, Vaggie: lol Nope

Sir Pentious, Tom Trench: Wait, we had homework???

Katie Killjoy, Arackniss, Henroin, Lilith, Baxter:*Read 5:55pm*

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Charlie: Violence isn't the answer.

Alastor: You know what, my dear? You're right.

Charlie: *sighs in relief*

Alastor: Violence is the question.

Charlie: What?

Alastor, pulling out a knife and looking at Angel: And the answer is YES.

Charlie, running after him: NO-

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Husk: With great power comes great need to take a nap. Wake me up later.

---

Valentino, holding an antique bottle: Is this whisky or perfume?

Velvette: *chugs entire bottle*

Velvette: It's perfume.

---

*Cherri and Angel sitting in jail together*

Cherri: So, who should we call?

Angel: I'd call Vaggie, but I feel safer in jail.

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Vox: Hey, Val, what kind of flowers do you like?

Val: Sunflowers.

Vox, pulling out a bouquet of Venus Flytraps: Well, shit-

---

Niffty, taping a knife onto a Roomba: Be free, my child.

Husk, entering with a small cut on his ankle: Who the f-

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Rosie: How do you connect with a fictional character?

Alastor: What?

Mimzy: What?

Husk: What?

Niffty: *pulls up a 500 slide presentation* I'm glad you asked.

---

Aracknniss: Do you ever get pre-annoyed? Like you already know someone is going to piss you off?

Vaggie: What? No, I-

*Angel enters the room*

Arackniss & Vaggie: *jaw clenches*

---

*when the squad drops food on the ground*

Alastor: Eh, oh well.

Charlie: FIVE SECOND RULE!

Husk: FUCK!

Vaggie: *just gets more food*

Niffty: *drops to her knees and mourns the food*

Angel: *eats the food off the ground*

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Angel: What if Cinderella was a baking slave instead of a cleaning slave, and her name was Mozzarella?

Arackniss: Don't ever speak to me again.

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Alastor: Underestimate me. That'll be fun.

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Charlie: Oh fiddlesticks.

Alastor: Look, I know this is a a tense situation, but let's watch the fucking language.

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Angel: Vaggie has no idea I'm high.

Vaggie: YOU'RE HIGH?!

Angel: Oh, I'm sorry.

Angel, leaning over to Husk: Vaggie has no idea I'm high.

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Husk: We're playing scrabble. It's a nightmare.

Alastor: Scrabble? But Scrabble's great.

Husk: Not when you're playing with NIffty, it's not. She puts words like 'ephemeral' and I put 'dog'.

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Charlie: Is that a gun?!

Angel: It's not what it looks like!

Charlie: It looks like a gun!

Angel: Okay, maybe it is what it looks like, but in my defense, it doesn't have anymore bullets, so I technically can't shoot anymore.

Charlie: ...ANYMORE?!

---

Okay, I know that Vaggie is a Lesbian and Angel is gay, but I just love this ship. Please don't attack me.

Angel: Can you at least cut me some slack, Vags? I'm sort of in love.

Vaggie: I'm sorry, but that's not my problem.

Angel: I'm in love with you.

Vaggie, now blushing: O-oh. That brings me in the loop a little.

---

Charlie: Hey Angel? Can I get some dating advice?

Angel: Just because I'm with Vaggie doesn't mean I know how I did it.

[theogclownboy]

Little!Crymini with Mama Angel Dust?

[deadbeat-motel]

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So this redesign is on a character that doesn't appear in the series proper. This is Crymini.

Her purpose in Deadbeat is to fulfill the sloth part of the 7 sins theme and be the most modern character we have in the roster (still debating whether she should be from the 2000s, 2010s or the 2020s).

Theres really not much I can say about this redesign.

My issues with her Original design:

A "Punk rock" character who has a pretty bland design. Her outfit consists of only two things, a skull print dress and a black jacket.

How in the 9 hells does that hair work??? Two segments are fighting for space on her head while the third one acts as a giant ponytail???

She suffers from the same problem all anthro female characters from Viv suffer from: they're made from the same hourglass body wolf base. If I were to take out the spots from her body, could you tell that this is a hyena and not some generic cat/wolf character? If she ever gets into season 2, Hopefully, she gets a second redesign to give her a unique body.

The thought process behind the design:

Gave her a nonfeminine body, or more like a body type where she doesn't have a cinched waist.

My roster was looking a little bit too muted and she needed a pop of color to distinguish herself from the others, hence the blue stitches on her grey hoodie.

The collar is a manifestation of her feelings of being controlled by her family, being visually too tight and almost suffocating. Despite being far from her family now, she hasn't outran the issues they cause for her

Her clothing choice is pretty bland since I don't think she would be the type of person to have a fashion sense. As long as it feels good, it's nice enough for her.

[b5ttyb1tch]

Part Two of "Things I want to see In Hazbin Hotel Season 2 That Nobody asked for" Because I Thought of Some more. At like 3 AM.

• Arackines Molly Crymini and Baxter Appear

• More Overlord Husk Backstory

• I think it would Be Cool to have an Episode where We meet a Character Who's soul was Previously Owned By Husk. To see what he was Like as an Overlord. (My guess is That he was a Dick)

• More Cute Moments with Fat Nugget and Angel

• We Might see Roo? (Roo Or-(Root of all Evil) was Described by Viv to be a Later Villain in the Series)

• We see How Lilith and Lucifer met

• We Get Introduced to Eve

• Sir Pentious And Emily Become Besties

• Sera And Sir Pentious have a One sided Hate Relation ship (Sera Dislikes him)

• We see Alastors Mother Maybe in Heaven (He was Described to be a "Mamas Boy")

• Lilith Goes down To Hell And Tries to Sabotage The Hotel. Or does the Opposite (I can't tell what I wanna See-)

• Another Husk one- (Can you tell Who's My fav Yet) Rosie Gives Husk Relationship Advise. Since they Probably Know Echother through Alastor

• Lute is Extremely Pissed off We know that Much . And Maybe Plots with Roo?? To destroy the Hotel

• We find Out Who Ownes Alastor Soul (My guess is Either Lilith or Roo)

• Husk Speaks At least A little of One of the Many Languages he can Speak Fluently

Anyway That's it I might Post more Let me Know if Y'all Enjoy it 👍

[fanby-fckry]

27 and 29! ^_^

I’m Bored and Anxious So I Slapped Together a List of Fan Fic Writer Asks

Thank you for the ask! :3

27. Is there a fic you were nervous to post/share? Why?

Is it cheating if I say, “all of them”? Honestly, I have at least a little bit of anxiety about posting anything at all; it’s part of why I have comment moderation turned on.

The one that gave me the most anxiety to post was probably A Survey on Homosexuality and Consensual Non-Monogamy (Sponsored by Queen Lilith Morningstar).

It wasn’t really anything to do with the subject matter, I’ve just never done so many different POVs in one fic before.

It was my first time writing Husk since the pilot era and my first time ever writing Cherri. I took some risks with Crymini, giving a blank slate character a big, sad backstory with no guarantee anyone would care.

And this wasn’t a POV thing, but I’m always hard on myself about writing UH3!Lilith, and trying to write her interacting with Alastor after a 55 year time-skip added a whole new level of self-scrutiny.

29. Share a bit from a fic you’ll never post OR from a scene that was cut from an already posted fic. (If you don’t have either, just share a random fic idea you have that you don’t plan on getting to.)

Ah, has the time come to post ‘Oops, Angst’?

More context in this ask, but the TLDR is that ‘Oops Angst’ was cut from Metamours because it was kinda OOC and not a great tonal fit.

Content Warning: internalized amatonormativity/internalized homophobia

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“And you’re all silk with my relationship with Lucifer?” Alastor demanded.

Oh, he was playing with fire. Alastor’s tongue had gotten him in trouble before – in fact, one could argue that it’s what got him into the trouble that was Lucifer – but this was a whole new level of risk. This was stupidly dangerous, bordering on suicidal, and yet he couldn’t seem to shut up.

Alastor felt his cheeks heating, his voice rising, as he gave his double-damning confession. His deer ears were pinned back and his head was swimming with static.

“He kissed me before sending me off to speak with you,” Alastor said. “Your husband kissed me. We went on a date, we’ve shared a bed, we’ve been… we’ve…” He couldn’t find the words.

“That doesn’t bother you at all?” he asked. “You don’t find it strange or unusual?”

There it was: all of the insecurities he’d kept buried, all the ugly outcomes he’d imagined, the remnants of stigma he’d been sure he’d long since shaken off.

Lilith, to her credit, took it all in stride. “No,” she answered, calmly. “It doesn’t bother me in the slightest.”

Metamours has plenty of angst, but this was not the right kind of angst. I needed Alastor on edge, guarded, and barely keeping it together. Not spilling his guts and falling apart.

Lilith is the same, though. Just completely calm and collected while Alastor is internally freaking the fuck out. Some things never change.

[sinister-radio-show]

The bug knocked on his door, “Um, Alastor. Hello. I… have terrible news…. uh… Crymini… is missing. I checked all around the hotel, there is no sign of her, but… I did find this.” She handed him a note with Crymini’s handwriting, and a revealed a booze bottle in her other hand.

“I can’t believe it, well… who am I kidding… I should believe it. You’re the fucking radio demon, the man who just loves watching the agony and suffering of others. This was all just another one of your sick little games huh? What… the hotel was not enough for you… you just had to play house and actually make me believe you loved me. I mean you just have struck gold with me, huh? Cause who am I kidding? I’m just another fucking orphan you can laugh at. You never actually fucking loved me. I was just another pawn in your sick game, I must congratulate you though… you really played your fucking part. Seriously, how much are you paying Husk and Angel to play along, huh? You three deserve your own fucking Oscar’s, or is the grand prize of my humiliation not fucking enough for you?

I guess that’s why you three were not in any rush to adopt me, y’all never saw me as your daughter.

Signed,

Little Rodent.

@featherdustingdoll @your-mom-666

Alastor tilt his head to the side confused as he read over the note. He tilt his head to the side confused, "What is she going on about?"

He shrugged a little, "Well I suppose I should speak to her." He said simply, dusting his shoulders before he vanished using the use of his shadows, only to reappear in front of Crymini.

He got his face close to hers, "Hello there darling! I read in your message and I'm rather confused as to what has caused this. Care to explain yourself?"