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vapehk1 · 4 months

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The Posh and Proper Guide to Posh Vape: A Whimsical Walkthrough

Hello there, esteemed readers! Are you ready to dive deep into the fabulously flavorful world of Posh Vape? Hold onto your hats (or vape pens, as the case may be), because you're in for a treat. In this whimsical walkthrough, we're going to explore everything about Posh Vape—from its delectably diverse flavors to the sassy sophistication it brings to vaping. Buckle up; it’s going to be a humor-filled ride through clouds of vapor and bursts of laughter! What in the World is Posh Vape? Posh Vape is not just any vaping device; it's the crème de la crème of convenience and class wrapped up in a tiny, sleek package. This little gadget has swagger in spades, coming pre-loaded with more flavors than a gourmet ice cream shop. Whether you're a mint mogul or a fruity aficionado, Posh Vape caters to every palate with its robust range of options. But the real cherry on top? Each pod comes ready to use with no fuss over refilling or recharging—just puff, enjoy, and dispose of when done. It's like the fast food of the vaping world, only much, much posher. In the grand scheme of vaping devices, Posh Vape stands out for its hassle-free approach. There's no need to fiddle with complicated buttons or cryptic settings. Posh Vape keeps it simple: one device, many flavors, zero confusion. It’s designed for the stylish souls who want to vape without turning it into a day job. Plus, its slim design means you can slip it into your pocket or purse as easily as a secret agent concealing their identity—smooth, sleek, and oh-so-chic. The Flamboyant Flavor Fiesta One of the most delightful aspects of Posh Vape is its extravagant array of flavor options. Imagine a carnival of taste—every puff is a new ride. From the exotic tang of Mango Frost to the comforting embrace of Creamy Mint, each flavor is crafted to tickle your taste buds and leave you yearning for just one more puff. And for those with a penchant for the classics, fear not. Posh Vape has perfected the art of traditional tobacco and rich coffee flavors, ensuring that even the most discerning of vapers can find their solace. Now, let’s not overlook the adventurous souls among us! Posh Vape occasionally introduces whimsical, limited edition flavors that are as enchanting as a unicorn in a field of rainbows. These flavors are like the special guest stars on your favorite TV show—unexpected but thoroughly enjoyable. Each puff is an episode in your own personal flavor sitcom, where the laughs are as plentiful as the clouds. The Slick Design and Sociable Aspect Beyond the burst of flavors, Posh Vape’s design deserves its own standing ovation. Sleek and minimalistic, it fits into any setting, from the glittering lights of a fancy gala to the cozy corners of a café. It’s not just a vape; it’s a fashion accessory, perfectly complementing any outfit or occasion. And with its discreet output, you can enjoy your vaping without creating a spectacle—a silent whisper of clouds, rather than a foghorn. Socially, Posh Vape is the perfect companion. Its ease of use makes it a fantastic icebreaker at parties. “Oh, what flavor is that?” becomes a smoother conversation starter than any cheesy pick-up line. Furthermore, the disposable nature means you can enjoy the evening without worrying about charging or refilling—more time mingling, less time tinkering. Health, Safety, and the Environment As humorous and relaxed as we are about the joys of Posh Vape, it's important to address the serious side too. Health and safety are paramount, and Posh Vape adheres to strict standards to ensure that every puff is as safe as it is pleasurable. However, as with all nicotine products, users should indulge responsibly. Vaping is an adult activity, and Posh Vape is committed to keeping it that way with rigorous age verification processes. On the environmental front, the disposable nature of Posh Vape does raise eyebrows. It's convenient, yes, but the question of waste cannot be ignored. Fortunately, Posh Vape has initiatives aimed at recycling used devices and reducing environmental impact. As users, being conscious of how we dispose of these gadgets can also help mitigate their ecological footprint. Conclusion The article provides an entertaining and detailed exploration of Posh Vape, highlighting its convenient, sleek design and wide variety of flavors, which range from traditional choices like tobacco to exotic and whimsical limited editions. It emphasizes the device's ease of use, portability, and role as a social enhancer at gatherings, blending humor with practical insights into vaping. Additionally, it addresses serious considerations such as health, safety, and environmental impacts, underlining Posh Vape's commitment to responsibility while acknowledging the challenges of disposable vape products. Overall, the article serves as a comprehensive and lighthearted guide to the stylish and fuss-free experience offered by Posh Vape. FAQs Read the full article

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metamoonshots · 11 months

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silvershroud · 6 years

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Custom Plushie Villager Collection

As requested, here is a compilation of all the plushie-style custom villagers that I’ve made over the years (some a bit more loosely than others). From top to bottom: Scraps, Button, Motley, Tweed, Twill, Little Stars Mint unicorn (Sanrio), Paisley, Velvet (OC by @mimiteyy ), Miss Bear (Sanrio), Barney, Patch, Tigg, Sheila, and Bah Koo (based on an actual plush from my childhood).

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ichorai · 2 years

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kpop masterlist.

welcome to my kpop masterlist ! thank you for stopping by to read my works <3 i am no longer writing for kpop.

about. main masterlist. ficrecs at @ichorkurt.

♚ ; reader’s favorite ♛ ; personal favorite

ateez.

ೃ⁀➷ kim hongjoong.

duck curtains fluff + angst + f2l ; roommates au + 2.8k ↳ the shower wasn't really the best place to hold conversations, but the both of you did it anyways.

florentis urban fantasy + fluff ; roommates au + powers au ; 0.7k ↳ you find yourself getting a little too immersed in your book.

ೃ⁀➷ park seonghwa.

candlelit angst + fluff + slice of life ; roommates au ; 1.3k ↳ with the silenced lights came the flickering of your relationship with your roommate.

frozen hearts, flaming arrows fantasy + drama ; powers au ; 7.3k ↳ two enemy clans. one icer healer, one flamer soldier, one brewing war. love was never meant to be a part of this. but then again, when is love ever supposed to be a part of anything?

the painter’s ghost fantasy ; ghost au ; 0.8k ↳ an exploring ghost comes across a painter just outside the forest.

ೃ⁀➷ jung yunho.

the golden daggers action + angst ; royalty au ; 1.7k ↳ your kingdom is destroyed, and you come across a soldier from the enemy realm in the forest.

♛ goldstorm and bug boy! action + comedy + angst + fluff ; superhero au + marvel au + spiderman au ; ongoing series ; 12.2k ↳ a collection of timestamps in the lives of spiderman and goldstorm.

green sofa fluff + f2l ; hogwarts au ; 1k ↳ your time in hogwarts is almost over and you're wondering what life with yunho will be like afterwards.

whittled by stars fantasy + angst ; reincarnation au + soulmates au ; 1.2k ↳ you watched him die yesterday. what was he doing following you now?

ೃ⁀➷ kang yeosang.

to poison a vampire fantasy + angst + fluff ; vampire au + elf au + established relationship au ; 2.4k ↳ the vampire comes to the elf he’s in love with for help.

ೃ⁀➷ choi san.

ghostly moon, soulless sun angst ; ghost au ; 1k ↳ the moon is but a ghost in comparison to the sun.

mint and minecraft angst + fluff ; soulmates au + neighbors au ; 3.6k ↳ your soulmate moves in with the neighbor you have a crush on.

purpling trapeze angst + fluff ; circus au + trapeze artist au ; 2.5k ↳ you were a flurry of purple in the air, and that just so happened to be san's favorite color.

ೃ⁀➷ song mingi.

boxed in angst + pining ; boxer au + doctor au ; 0.7k ↳ where mingi grows increasingly concerned for your health.

copped out angst + fluff ; superhero au + exes au + cop au ; 2.7k ↳ injured with nowhere else to go, mingi finds himself at his ex's doorstep.

ೃ⁀➷ jung wooyoung.

cellmates fantasy + action + angst + slowburn ; medieval au + magic au ; series ; 26.8k ↳ stuck in jail after stealing a necklace off the princess, what happens when your new cellmate with an impossible escape plan comes along?

the lovers and the lost fantasy + fluff + angst + slowburn + lovers to strangers ; disney gone wrong au + waitress au + musician au ; 14.4k ↳ just because you had your happy ending, doesn’t mean everybody else did. that was made abundantly clear when a mysterious woman walked into your and wooyoung’s restaurant.

supervillains and unicorn bags fantasy + comedy + action ; villain au + scientist au ; 1.8k ↳ concocting superhuman serums late at night was your job. dealing with an obnoxiously sparkly villain, however, was most definitely not.

bts.

ೃ⁀➷ kim namjoon.

the magic of trust fantasy + fluff ; mage au ; 0.9k ↳ in which namjoon fixes you.

ೃ⁀➷ kim seokjin.

sin to win fantasy + action ; angel au + demon au + boxer au ; 1.4k ↳ an angel and a demon are forced to put aside their differences to help out the same human.

ೃ⁀➷ min yoongi.

illusionism action + drama ; vigilante au + villain au ; 1.9k ↳ yoongi hasn't seen you in months. not since he forced you to flee from the city to keep you safe. when you come back with a thirst for his most dangerous secret, yoongi can't help but surrender to your illusions.

mr. sad piano man fluff ; victorian au ; 1.4k ↳ yoongi tries to teach you how to play piano because he loves you.

ೃ⁀➷ kim taehyung.

ballroom of ghosts action ; royalty au + enemies au ; 0.8k ↳ the crown jewel belonged to your kingdom, but taehyung seemed to think otherwise.

bloody blue angst ; royalty au + artist au + muse au ; 1k ↳ in which you can’t stay still for taehyung’s painting and you’re afraid you’ve been dancing for far too long.

galvano marvel au + superhero au + winter soldier au + 40s au + assassin au + alien au ; scifi + action + romance + angst + fluff + slowburn + drama + hurt comfort ; 115.4k ↳ a series that follows the hero galvano through the events of the mcu!

♛ of mages and swords fantasy + action + slowburn + angst ; royalty au + excalibur au ; 40.0k ↳ taehyung grew up in a brothel with not a single coin to his name. and so, it was safe to say that it shocked just about everyone when he pulled the infamous sword out of the stone, announcing his title as the ‘true born king’ to the whole nation. taehyung’s world was flipped upside down when he was thrown into a grand shitstorm of power-thirsty uncles, cave-dwelling rebels, and a mage that, despite all the odds, he managed to fall in love with.

ೃ⁀➷ jeon jungkook.

bambi eyes fluff ; hogwarts au ; 0.9k ↳ he was supposed to be taking pictures, and you were supposed to be practicing. apparently neither of you could get your jobs done right.

pearls and pastries angst + fluff + pining + action ; pirate au + baker au + medieval au ; 3.6k ↳ a crew of pirates have been pilfering your village for several weeks now and one particularly keen buccaneer has stopped by your bakery practically every visit; whether it be for the delectable pastries or for the sweet baker he’s taken an interest to, jungkook couldn’t say. but there’s a catch - the baker doesn’t know that he’s a pirate.

♚ rivers over stones angst + fluff + slowburn + enemies to lovers ; godparents au + baker au + cameraman au ; 37.6k ↳ you hated jungkook the minute you laid eyes on him. the only reason why he was still in your life was because you both shared a goddaughter, hana. but everything changed unexpectedly when the two of you become her caretakers and you’re forced to live under the same roof. suddenly, you find yourself hating him just a bit less. or more, but who’s keeping track?

nct.

ೃ⁀➷ lee jeno.

color me true angst + fantasy + fluff ; movie director au + fictional character au ; 10.4k ↳ a young director falls in love with a fictional movie character.

red velvet.

ೃ⁀➷ kim yeri.

♛ the devil’s queen fantasy + fluff + angst + ; royalty au + devil au + magic au + forbidden love au ; 4.2k ↳ the queen of the forest seeks out the devil’s help after accidentally turning her husband to stone.

#kpop masterlist #ateez x reader #bts x reader #red velvet x reader #nct x reader

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wingshowdown · 2 years

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Round One Match-Ups

I cannot find a 128 contestant bracket template that isn’t two pages long, so I’m only going to make a visual bracket for the second round. So, for now, here’s the match-ups. They were randomized via Random.org

1. Howl (Howl’s Moving Castle) vs. Tobias (Animorphs) 2. Aradia Megido (Homestuck) vs. Ridley (Metroid) 3. Charizard (Pokémon) vs. Tsunderplane (Undertale) 4. Crowley (Good Omens) vs. Spamton NEO (Deltarune) 5. Dahlia (Barbie: Fairytopia) vs. Yume (Mewkledreamy) 6. Megaera (Hades) vs. Terezi Pyrope (Homestuck) 7. Rufioh Nitram (Homestuck) vs. Ruby the Red Fairy (Rainbow Magic) 8. Asreil (Undertale) vs. Parakarry (Paper Mario) 9. Dark Pit (Kid Icarus: Uprising) vs. Cloud Strife (Final Fantasy) 10. Philza (Origin SMP) vs. Little Bird Holding a Rat (Spirited Away) 11. Genesis Rhapsodos (Final Fantasy) vs. Mario (with wing cap) (Super Mario 64) 12. Ender Dragon (Minecraft) vs. Brietta (Barbie and the Magic of Pegasus) 13. Kushina Anna (K) vs. Duck (Princess Tutu) 14. Link's Loftwing (Legend of Zelda: Skyward Sword) vs. Dragonite (Pokémon) 15. Max (Magical Boy) vs. Smaug (The Hobbit) 16. Lock (Go! Princess Precure) vs. Rem (Death Note) 17. Goddess Hylia (Legend of Zelda: Breath of the Wild) vs. Lychee Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) 18. Albedo (Overlord) vs. Pikario (Kira Kira Precure a la Mode) 19. Elina (Barbie: Fairytopia) vs. Butterfly (The Last Unicorn) 20. Toothiana (Rise of the Guardians vs. Ananas Dragon Cookie (Cookie Run) 21. Vex (Minecraft) vs. Giratina (Pokémon) 22. Dark Pretty Cure (Heartcatch Precure) vs. Tinker Bell (Peter Pan) 23. Spyro (Spyro the Dragon) vs. Bird That Carries You Over A Disproportionately Small Gap (Undertale) 24. Eda (The Owl House) vs. The Sorceress (He-Man) 25. Aroma (Go! Princess Precure) vs. Bird Person (Rick and Morty) 26. Monet (One Piece) vs. Yasha (Critical Role) 27. Grian (Hermitcraft/Evo) vs. Vriska Serket (Homestuck) 28. Royale Candy (Smile Precure) vs. Cyprin (Spyro the Dragon) 29. Star Butterfly (Star vs. the Forces of Evil) vs. Cure Princess (Happiness Charge Precure) 30. Untitled Goose (Untitled Goose Game) vs. Aziraphale (Good Omens) 31. Panty (Panty and Stocking) vs. Cheese (Sonic the Hedgehog) 32. Mariposa (Barbie: Mariposa) vs. Eternal Sailor Moon (Sailor Moon) 33. Angel Cookie (Cookie Run) vs. Aisha (Winx Club) 34. Prilla (Disney Fairies) vs. Cure Parfait (Kira Kira Precure a la Mode) 35. Meta Knight (Kirby) vs. Corvin D’Oro (Montress) 36. Palutena (Kid Icarus: Uprising) vs. Fairy Godmother (Shrek 2) 37. Tropius (Pokémon) vs. Penelope (Barbie as Rapunzel) TIE 38. Cure Felice (Mahoutsukai Precure) vs. Konan (Naruto) 39. Pit (Kid Icarus: Uprising) vs. Kaepora Gaebora (Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time) 40. Aisa (One Piece) vs. Shantae (bat form) (Shantae: Half Genie Hero) 41. Rainbow Dash (My Little Pony) vs. Tank (Forever After) 42. Discord (My Little Pony) vs. Venger (Dungeons and Dragons) 43. Cure Infini (HUGtto Precure) vs. Fluttershy (My Little Pony) 44. Mew Mint (Tokyo Mew Mew) vs. Angel Cure Pine (Fresh Precure) 45. Joshua Kiryu (The World Ends With You) vs. Angel Cure Passion (Fresh Precure) 46. Sam (180° Angel) vs. Alata (Tensai Sentai Goseiger) 47. Winged Pikmin (Pikmin 3) vs. Irma (W.I.T.C.H.) 48. Toothless (How to Train Your Dragon) vs. Cthulu (The Call of Cthulu) 49. Beck (Disney Fairies) vs. Barbatos (Genshin Impact) 50. Emyr (The Witch King) vs. Raphaella La Cognizi (The Mechanisms) 51. Iridessa (Disney Fairies) vs. Sigrún (God of War: Ragnarok) 52. Angel Devil (Chainsaw Man) vs. Rouge the Bat (Sonic the Hedgehog) 53. Castiel (Supernatural) vs. Ryuk (Death Note) 54. Allay (Minecraft) vs. Vidia (Disney Fairies) 55. Twilight Sparkle (My Little Pony) vs. Paarthurnax (Skyrim) 56. Blackjack (Percy Jackson) vs. Crona (Soul Eater) 57. Jake Long (American Dragon Jake Long) vs. Angel Cure Peach (Fresh Precure) 58. Stocking (Panty and Stocking) vs. Angella (She-Ra and the Princesses of Power) 59. Colt (Hunter x Hunter) vs. Medli (Legend of Zelda: Windwaker) 60. Hawks (My Hero Academia) vs. Sephiroth (Final Fantasy) 61. Angel Cure Berry (Fresh Precure) vs. Hue (Barbie Fairytopia) 62. Fledge (The Chronicles of Narnia) vs. Cure Grace (Healin’Good style) (Healin’Good Precure) 63. Icarus (Greek mythology) vs. Junior Troopa (Paper Mario) 64. Happy (Fairy Tail) vs. Postman (Legend of Zelda: Phantom Hourglass)

Round One will last for four days with sixteen polls posted per day. See you then!

#wingshowdown #wing showdown

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callistolivia · 4 years

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What grows in your garden?

Aries Second House/Mars in the Second House

An array of sands and pebbles cushioning the most colourful cacti and succulents. Easter and Moon cacti, string of pearls, aloe vera, zebra, hens-and-chicks, and stonecrop. A special spot for the Martian’s coffee plant, primrose, and peppers.

Taurus Second House/Venus in the Second House

A fragrant garden that wants to be touched and tasted. Concord grape vines and climbing roses dancing everywhere. Wildflowers and daisies at your feet, lavender, honeysuckle, and hibiscus– all thrive while fuzzy bees make honey from them.

Gemini Second House/Mercury in the Second House

The Mercurial garden is meadow-like and playful. Clovers, forget-me-nots, and lilacs. Dandelions carried away in the garden’s winds. Young peppery parsley and savoury dill. Bamboo surrounds like a giant fairy circle.

Cancer Second House/Moon in the Second House

The damp lunar soil is home to the greenest mosses and ferns. Watercress, papyrus, hepatica, and milkweed. In the garden’s pond sits waterlilies and duckweed; kissed by vibrant koi, accompanied by little frogs.

Leo Second House/Sun in the Second House

Basking in these Sun’s rays are marigold, sunflowers, saffron, curry trees, and chamomile. Fruitful trees, lemon, oranges, and avocados. The mightiest cinnamon tree with bark ready to be harvested for chai masala.

Virgo Second House/Vesta in the Second House

A box garden with just about every herb you can think of; basil, fenugreek, rosemary, fennel, thyme, oregano. All surrounded by delicate cornflowers, wheatgrass, iris, and hyacinths. A single carefully attended to orchid planter.

Libra Second House/Juno in the Second House

Wisteria and vines hang above a statue filled garden. Hydrangeas embedded their roots. Every statue planter presents the finest flowers, the reddest roses, and fullest peonies. A pomegranate tree sits at the centre of the garden.

Scorpio Second House/Pluto in the Second House

The hypnotising and venomous garden of Pluto is home to bloodroot, patchouli, holly, angel trumpet, hemlock, and various nightshades. The darkest oak trees stand tall with mushrooms at their feet. Venus fly traps sit where the sun peeks through

Sagittarius Second House/Jupiter in the Second House

Ancient nut trees whose offspring is continuously spread by birds and squirrels grow in the Jupiterian garden. Fragrant white sage and mysterious herbs, plants, and roots such as jasmine, unicorn root, eucalyptus, and vanilla.

Capricorn Second House/Saturn in the Second House

The hardy garden of Saturn is home to hemp, pussywillows, slippery elm, and baby’s breath. Willow trees can be heard dancing in the wind. Pungent herbs like clove, star anise, mint, garlic, and marjoram.

Aquarius Second House/Uranus in the Second House

The unconventional planters made from recycled materials, metals, and glass hold valerian, air plants, carnivorous plants, kiwis, and pineapples. A low maintenance rock garden is the centrepiece of the Aquarian garden.

Pisces Second House/Neptune in the Second House

The salty ocean garden of Neptune is home to lively corals and sponges, vibrant seaweeds and kelp, and phytoplankton. The natural currents bring in visitors like crabs, jellyfish, stingrays, and starfish who admire in awe the blue garden.

#astrology #second house #2nd house #the signs #2nd house stellium is gonna have a busy garden haha #included two asteroids just for fun

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wrenling · 3 years

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what kinds of things do you like?

Oh anything antique and ornate, anything that is haunted. I like holographic items and pink but I also love occult elements ( @akumastrife and I have dubbed our aesthetic "High Occult Femme" and have a shared pinterest board). I love trying new foods with unexpected flavour combinations, despite having a stomach that is ready to evacuate at any moment.

Some of my favourite antique items: are mirrors, picture frames, compacts, figural knives, brass ornaments (I have a lovely unicorn shoehorn in brass), and figural lighters.

Most people think my favourite colour is pink, but it's actually green, it's just hard to find the right green. For instance, I love British racing green, forest green, emerald, and mint; but I can't stand kelly apple or "army" green.

I'm a big fan of cutesy things. I often find myself looking at clothes for toddlers and going, "I want to be that comfy and cute!!". Everything just loos so soft and comfy, plus lots of heart and star motifs.

I don't think you can go wrong with Sailor Moon items or CCS, but I tend to latch on to lesser-known series like Ghost Hunt or Little Witch Academia.

At the end of the day, I appreciate the thought that goes into gift-giving more than the gift itself. I had an ex who would just get me gift cards or ask me to pick something for him to buy, and it was so disappointing. Having the gift be a surprise is half of the fun!

Recently a friend surprised me with a cowboy cat pin because she saw it and thought of me, and I almost started crying.

#personal #these are some of my faaaaavourite things #ask

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mhdiaries · 4 years

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Freaky Fusions Neighthan Rot Diary

6/14

I must be the clumsiest zombicorn in the entire monster world. Granted I’m the only one, at least the only I know of, as far as I can tell. My dad said if he would have had any idea I was going to be so clumsy, he would have named me “Trip”. Lucky for me, I have a built-in first aid kit in the form of my horn. It works great when it comes to healing physical bumps, bruises and scrapes, but no so much for emotional ones. I think that’s why I want to be a psychologist so that I can help monsters feel better from the inside out. Definitely have enough experience seeing how hard it is for a monster when they don’t have someone they trust that’ll listen to what they’re going through. I know it’s a lot more complicated than that, but it’s easy to feel alone when you don’t think you’re being heard.

6/17

I filled out my application for Monster High today and was surprised to find a section that asked me to talk about my family scaritage. I was hesitant at first, but when I talked to Mom and Dad, they told me “just tell the story.” Of course, they each have their own version of the story. Dad said to make sure I used his vision, which made Mom roll her eyes. Dad was an art major in college, and one of his class assignments required him to sketch illustrations of wild unlife. He says he was so stealthy that he was able to sneak up on any creature in the forest and draw for hours without ever being noticed. Mom says she always knew Dad was coming, because she could hear him tripping over, under and through every vine, branch and twig in the woods. She said that the only reason Dad was able to sketch “unnoticed” was because she told the woodland creatures that she sensed Dad’s heart was pure and kind, so they just ignored him. Dad said he always felt “watched” when he was there, so he started having “conversations” with his watcher. They were all one-sided, but Mom said Dad talked about his unlife, his hopes and screams, and he was funny. Mom started looking forward to Dad’s visits and debated about coming out of hiding, so he could see her, but always talked herself out of it. Then one day, when he sat down to draw, he said, “My class is ending, and I won’t be coming back. Thanks for keeping me company all this time, and I drew something for you.” The sketch that Dad held up was of a unicorn. Over time, and without realizing it, Mom’s shyness had been overcome by Dad’s kindness and good humor; so much so, that each time he visited, she hid less and less. Dad never let on that he could see her though because he was afraid she would run away and never come back. So Mom, who can transform into a two-legged creature at will, walked out and sat next to Dad. They have been at each other’s side ever since.

6/21

I got a text today from Sirena, asking if I would meet her at the Coffin Bean to talk about something. I think she purposely kept it vague, because she has many “somethings” floating around in her head, and she’s never sure which one it is she wants to discuss until she’s literally hovering in front of you. Not that it bothers me, it’s just who she is. Also, if she gets distracted, which happens, you’re not left on the hook worrying about a specific problem she might be having. While I was waiting for her, a group of high school ghouls came through the door. They were laughing and being silly, which caused me to look up from the book I was reading just in time to catch the eye of the most beautiful ghoul I have ever seen. She had black and white streaked hair pulled up in a pony tail – I love that look – pale mint green skin, and matching neck bolts. It was her eyes that I got caught in though, one blue, one green, and both totally electric. I think we both realized we were caught in each other’s sightline at the same time, and we quickly looked away. She was with a mummy and werewolf ghoul, but I don’t remember much about either one of them. It was like a music video, where everything slows down and fades into the background except the star. I couldn’t decide whether to introduce myself or run and hide. I though that I would wait until they sat down, but they grabbed their order to go. I had this moment of panic that made me feel like if I didn’t follow her out and get her name and number, I would never see her again. Only I didn’t follow her, I just sat there like a gargoyle on a wall and watched her leave. But as she was leaving, she turned and looked back like she had forgotten something, our eyes met briefly again, it may have been just my imagination or a trick of the light, but it looked like a little spark leapt off her neck bolts. Then she was gone, and I missed my chance. I don’t even know if she lives around here. Maybe, she was visiting or from another country, or if she does live here, I’m sure she must be dating some manster that’s the captain of the football team or something. How could a ghoul like that not be? I don’t know the answer to any of these questions, and now I probably never will but if I ever do see her again, I promise I will, find out. As for Sirena, she did show up, but whatever that “something” was she wanted to discuss I don’t remember a word of it.

7/10

I went to the movies with Avea and Bonita last night. Sirena was supposed to join us, but didn’t show until we got to the Die-ner after the show. I wasn’t that excited about the film, but I was hoping maybe I’d see the ghoul from the Coffin Bean at the theater, but I didn’t. I was thinking about going home after the movie instead of to the Die-ner, but the ghouls wanted to talk about MH. They don’t think we’re going to get in, but for some reason I do. Maybe, I’m just being naïve, or maybe I think we deserve something clawsome to happen to us.

7/12

I called Monster High today to see if I could meet with Headless Headmistress Bloodgood. I had a speech all memorized to try and talk my way past her secretary and onto her calendar. My speech was completely thrown off though, when the headmistress was the monster that actually answered the phone. I kind of panicked and said, “My name is Neighthan Chance and I would like a Rot to talk to you about… ummm…” There was silence on the other end of the line, and I thought I either heard a cough or a laugh, and she said, “Mr. Rot, my calendar is open for this afternoon, so why don’t you come in and see me at three.” I got there at two and paced back and forth in front of the school for about twenty minutes, when I heard someone calling my name, “Mr. Rot, do come in before you wear a moat into the front lawn.” I looked up to see Headless Headmistress Bloodgood standing at the top of the school steps. I went up the steps two at a time, and naturally, I tripped, landed hard and skinned my arm from wrist to elbow. HHB offered to take me to the nurse’s office, but I just used my horn and healed the scrape. If she was the least bit surprised, she didn’t show it. We sat in her office, and I talked while she mostly listened. First off, I told her that I was there of my own accord and that the ghouls didn’t know about it; that I just wanted to ask her to give Sirena, Bonita and Avea’s applications special consideration. I told her about their backgrounds and their friendship and their parents and that even though Sirena, Bonita and Avea had been to a bunch of different schools, it didn’t mean that they were troublemakers. I said they’d never gotten the chance to go to a school where the inner monster was more important than the outer one, and that I believed things could be different here. HHB took her head off and put it on the desk. “I’m curious to know why you think that,” she asked. I thought for a moment and finally said, “Because that’s the foundation of Monster High is built upon, isn’t it? That it doesn’t matter who your parents are, or what kind of monster you happen to be, and you don’t just say it. You unlive it.” HHB put her head back on and leaned back in her chair. She then said, “What about yourself then, Mr. Rot? Do you not wish to be a student at Monster High?” I told her that I did, but that I didn’t want to take a spot that could go to one of my friends. After I finished my plea, the headmistress furrowed her brow and leaned forward, “That’s very noble of you, Mr. Rot, but why do you assume that you’d be accepted, either?” I must have looked totally shocked at the thought of that possibility, then her eyes lit up and she smiled. “Relax, Mr. Rot, I was only teasing. You are a very earnest young manster with what appears to be a genuinely compassionate heart. That aside, you need not concern yourself with sacrificing your spot for one of your friends – at Monster High, space will be made when space is required.” I sat back in my chair and breathed a little sigh of relief. We talked a little while longer, and then, as she walked me out, I saw a picture on the wall of the MH Fear Squad. They were doing a pyramid, and at the top was the ghoul I saw at the Coffin Bean. My heart almost jumped out of my chest, and I asked, “Who is that?” HHB told me her name was Frankie Stein. “You two should meet someday,” she said. “I think you’d find you have much in common.” It was a nice thing for her to say, but how could I have anything in common with perfection?

7/30

I got my letter from Monster High today. By the time mine was delivered, Bonita, Sirena and Avea had all gotten theirs and called to give me the good news. I opened mine and stopped reading after “We are delighted to inform you…” I’m in. We’re all in. We made it… we made it.

#monster high #monster high diary #freaky fusion #neighthan rot

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silvershroud · 7 years

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As suggested by @bullybirdie here is the Little Stars mint unicorn (based on the plushie), which fits in rather nicely with both my plush style villagers and my collection of Sanrio villagers

#custom villager #hack #acnl #animal crossing new leaf #acnlwa #unicorn #plush #plushie #little stars #mint unicorn #sanrio #toy #stuffed animal

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ofprythian · 3 years

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amber

a little bit about amber.

[ COLOR ] red. brown. orange. yellow. green. blue. purple. pink. black. white. teal. silver. gold. grey. lilac. metallic. matte. royal blue. strawberry red. charcoal grey. forest green. apple red. navy blue. crimson. cream. mint green. magenta. pastels. bubblegum pink. blood red. ivory.

[ ELEMENTAL ] fire. ice. water. air. earth. rain. snow. wind. moon. stars. sun. heat. cold. steam. frost. lightning. sunlight. moonlight. dawn. dusk. twilight. midnight. sunrise. sunset. dewdrops. clouds. light.

[ BODY ] claws. long fingers. fangs. teeth. wings. tails. lips. bare feet. freckles. bruises. canine. scars. scratches. ears. wounds. burns. spikes. feathers. webs. eyes. hands. sweat. tears. feline. chubby. curvy. short. tall. normal height. muscular. slender. trained. piercings. tattoos. strong. weak. shapeshifting. junoesque. svelte. long hair. short hair. dark circles. big. small. prosthetic. experimented. cyborg. halos. horns. wolfish.

[ WEAPONRY ] fists. sword. dagger. spear. scythe. bow and arrow. hammer. shield. poison. guns. axes. throwing axes. whips. knives. throwing knives. pepper sprays. tasers. machine guns. slingshots. katanas. maces. staffs. wands. powers. magical items. magic. rocks. power loader. flamethrower. metal rod. shotguns. needles. sniper rifle

[ MATERIAL ] gold. silver. platinum. titanium. diamonds. pearls. rubies. sapphires. emeralds. amethyst. metal. iron. rust. steel. glass. wood. porcelain. paper. wool. fur. lace. leather. copper. silk. velvet. denim. linen. cotton. charcoal. clay. stone. asphalt. brick. marble. dust. glitter. blood. dirt. mud. smoke. ash. shadow. carbonate. rubber. synthetics. yarn. slime. ivory.

[ NATURE ] grass. leaves. trees. bark. roses. daisies. tulips. holly. lavender. lilies. petals. thorns. sunflowers. seeds. hay. sand. rocks. snow. ice. roots. flowers. ocean. river. lake. meadow. forest. desert. tundra. savanna. rain forest. swamp. caves. underwater. coral reef. beach. waves. space. stars. clouds. mountains. fungi. cliffs. sunlight.

[ ANIMALS ] lions. wolves. black panther. eagles. owls. falcons. hawks. swans. snakes. turtles. ducks. bugs. roaches. spiders. birds. whales. dolphins. fish. sharks. horses. cats. dogs. bunnies. praying mantis. crows. ravens. mice. lizards. frogs. bears. werewolves. unicorns. pegasus. dinosaurs. dragons. felines. foxes. centaurs.

[ FOOD/DRINK ] sugar. salt. water. candy. bubblegum. wine. champagne. hard liquor. beer. coffee. tea. spices. herbs. apple. orange. lemon. cherry. strawberry. watermelon. vegetables. fruits. meat. fish. pies. desserts. chocolate. cream. caramel. berries. nuts. cinnamon. burgers. burritos. pizza. vanilla. cookies.

[ HOBBIES ] music. art. piercing. watercolors. gardening. knitting. smithing. sculpting. painting. sketching. fighting. fencing. riding. writing. composing. cooking. sewing. training. dancing. acting. singing. martial arts. self-defense. electronics. technology. cameras. video cameras. video games. computer. phone. movies. theater. libraries. books. magazines. poetry. philosophy. cds. records. vinyls. cassettes. piano. violin. cello. guitar. electronic guitar. bass guitar. harmonica. synthesizers. harp. woodwinds. brass. trumpet. flute. drums. bells. playing cards. poker chips. chess. dice. motorcycle riding. eating. climbing. tree climbing. running. vivisection.

[ STYLE ] lingerie. armour. cape. dress. robes. suit. tunic. vest. shirt. boots. heels. leggings. trousers. jeans. skirt. shorts. jewelry. earrings. necklace. bracelet. ring. pendant. hat. crown. circlet. helmet. scarf. neck tie. brocade. cloaks. corsets. doublet. chest plate. gorget. bracers. belt. sash. coat. jacket. hood. gloves. socks. masks. cowls. braces. watches. glasses. sunglasses. visor. eye contacts. makeup. pantyhose. stockings. thigh highs. eyepatch. collar.

[ MISC ] balloons. bubbles. cityscape. landscape. light. dark. candles. war. peace. money. power. percussion. clocks. photos. mirrors. pets. diary. fairy lights. madness. sanity. sadness. happiness. optimism. pessimism. realism. loneliness. anger. family. friends. assistants. co-workers. enemies. lovers. loyalty. smoking. alcohol. drugs. kindness. love. embracing. feathers.

𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐓𝐄𝐑. a chill right down to the bones. tobogganing. teeth chattering. sleeping all day. sitting by the fireplace. spending time with family. layered clothing. seeing another’s breath. loving the cold. a state of inactivity. cold hands. blistering winds shaking the closed windows. a bookcase full of brand new books and all of the time in the world to read them. cable knit socks. a bitter remark. a log cabin in the middle of nowhere. hating the cold. full-length windows to peer out of. pale skin. deep conversations. watching the snow fall. sharp edges. hot cocoa. smelling every candle in the store. a wild snow storm. melancholy. lighting candles around the bathtub. snow globes. expressing yourself but never finding quite the right words. the softest of blankets. liking, but not loving something or someone.

𝐒𝐏𝐑𝐈𝐍𝐆. the smell after it rains. being in control of yourself. a soft breeze blowing your hair. lightning when it strikes. cherry blossoms. bright mornings. the first sign of hope. the relief of finding something you lost. paris in the spring. birds chirping. the art of growing. a kiss on the cheek. the clap of thunder. a tornado in the valley. smiling at a stranger. planning. saccharine pinks. making promises. trying something new. hugs when you need them most. a bee sting. sitting on the steps of the met. coming inside drenched from the thunderstorm. picnics on a red checkered blanket in the new sun. that feeling you get when you put on a good dress. a long hike. rushing when you can take your time. going to the gym/training at ungodly hours. excitement for what’s coming. becoming yourself. rain boots.

𝐒𝐔𝐌𝐌𝐄𝐑. lanterns lit around a campfire. seeing the sunrise like it’s the first time again and again. melting ice cream. the warmth of sun rays upon skin. fireworks. the feeling of never wanting something to end. beach days. the lone blow up floaty left in the pool. drifting with the warm nights breeze and nothing else. music blasting at 3am, loud and proud. palms trees on sunset boulevard. longer days and shorter nights. wanderlust. nights spent staring at the stars. sand castles. road trips. blood orange sunsets. leaving the laundry to hang outside. flowers in bloom. sneaking out of your room late at night. pure contentment. barefoot in the sand. the street lights coming on. the sound of the ocean in a seashell. freshly squeezed lemonade. loose clothing. a cannonball into the pool. sunflowers. the hazy pink before dusk. relaxation.

𝐅𝐀𝐋𝐋. the leaves changing colors. a heavy backpack. the smell of old books. eating until you’re stuffed. deep, dark woods. the silence in loudness ( the loudness in silence ). abandoned houses. ripped jeans. crunching leaves beneath feet. feeling like you’ve been somewhere before. sitting at a bay window. having endless amount of work. charcoal drawings. screaming into a pillow as loud as you can. pumpkin patches. creaky floorboards. accepting that some things do have to change. museums. small talk. being ignored. procrastinating. a door slamming shut. going to bed early. baking pies. the fear of walking alone in the dark. feeling completely and terribly lost. a twig snapping. crisp, cool days. belly laughter after crying. converse. foggy mornings at the shoreline. writing a daily entry in a journal. a lonely day.

i. the buried. weighed blankets. drowning. the comfort of a loved one’s weight. soil and sand piling on top of you. hugging so hard it hurts a little. cramped hiding spots. letting out air underwater to sink to the bottom of the pool. walls pressing in on you. not moving from a position even though you’re cramping a little. dragging the last second before you have to inhale. lonely subways. feeling like one with the earth. a layer of dirt on you. looking for something below. cardboard boxes and tiny pillow forts. hands calloused from digging. knowing that your purpose is just below the surface. entering your final resting place before it kills you. a storm drowning you out. dust and sand speaking to you.

ii. the corruption. insects. a close imitation of the natural course of life. an illness in a community. a rag that dirties more than it cleans. an untreated wound. containment. breaching containment. unbreathable air. fungi. one with that you love. one with what loves you. a corpse unfit for a glass case. hearing a song in the sound of tiny wings and legs. honeycomb patterns. an ecosystem within a person. a curse passed on. the hubris of a scientist. an ugly death where a glorious one is owed. blood on a handkerchief. parasites. something pushing up the sewer. a mask to keep something out. trypophobia. knowing you belong. death weeks after impact. fever. food that’s gone off. pandora’s box. death behind a glass.

iii. the dark. shadows. lights that turn off by themselves. the feel of cold marble. a beaked creature in the night. the difference between seeing darkness and seeing nothing. touch of something you can’t see. hiding under a blanket. white, clouded eyes. months without going outside during sunlight. pouring dark. unscrewing lightbulbs. black matter. light sensitivity. a starless night. time before light was created. a shadow on the wall without a body to attach to. withering plants. a world without a sun. footfalls in an empty house in the night. a light that doesn’t reach as far as it should. desperate reach for a flashlight. clothes that hide your shape. staying unperceivable. winter months in the north. an empty church.

iv. the desolation. senseless pain. warmth of faith. wax where skin should be. a blazing fire. heat without a source. the third or fourth tragedy in the family. losing everything you’ve ever held dear. so much to live for, gone so soon. the smell of gasoline. touch that scars. coffee cup that never goes cold. scorch marks on wood. inescapably warm air. a child born in fire. death of a loved one. a candle without a flame. an altar in the middle of the woods. animals with burnt fur. plastic explosives. burning hot metal. sweating in an interrogation room. never touching a loved one. disfigurement. a kiss that ruins you. the scent of burning fat. a tattoo that terrifies its viewer. the agony of hellfire displayed as art. auburn hair. little clothing in cold weather. a ripple in the air. trying to cool down in vain.

v. the flesh. body horror. factories. a hunger for something more filling. never quite happy with how you look. the terror of an animal waiitng for slaughter. a very good meal. the liquid of a perfect steak. fighting your worst survival instincts. a twisted bone. long nights working out. more than one heart. appearance that shapes like clay. a bag of bones. bone broth in a pot. knowing to fear pigs. the butcher’s shop. plastic surgery. something alien inside your body. a hunger in the gaze laid upon you. unwitting cannibalism. forgetting what you used to look like. being admired for your appearance and appearance only. teeth marks on skin. scars from wounds that should’ve killed you. cooking in scarcity. fenced in with one way to go.

vi. the end. the last page of a book. nightmares that don’t feel like nightmares. a skeletal hand. the grip of the grim reaper around your throat. existential pain. ivory dice. flatlining in a hospital. gambiling with death. as old as the universe. soul and spirit tied to an object. a dream where you die. closing your eyes for the last time. the plead of a dying one. knowing the fate of someone you know and being unable to prevent it. a thousand cords tugging you towards your end. skin that’s freezing to the touch. an act of desperation. someone’s life for yours. an eternity spent alive. the cost of your selfishness. watching your own burial. causing your own burial. the smell of death. numbness to fear. words from someone gone. meaninglessness of the actions or lives of single people in the universe. multiple near-death experiences you refuse to die from.

vii. the eye. googling something you shouldn’t have. eureka moments. the unforgiving lens of a camera. witness reports. hidden libraries. eyes of different colours. feeling of being watched. a death recorded in tape. a tragedy you can’t watch away from. endangering yourself for knowledge. truth. analog records. a symbol of an eye. a watch tower. compulsion to document. turning on recording devices without thinking about it. saving the evidence before the person. extracting information. truth or dare, without the dare. a thirst for knowledge. books that speak to you. coordinated shelves. cataloguing systems. voyerism. police report you can’t put down. reasoning your way out. smell of old papers. books that read you back.

EROS: • scornful jealousy • pink • presents a certain decorum • heavy air in a nightclub • has a tattoo they regret • sex & love therapist for their friends • juvenescent • uses enchantments • aloof • wears rose-coloured glasses • velvet, latex, & lingerie • milk baths with champagne bubbles • impetuous in love • intense eye contact is a sport • kinky • soft lips • wears stacked rings • sets fashion trends • graceful movements • marble floors • heavy perfume or cologne • deeply emotional • born glamorous • [ /23]

HECATE: • prefers canine companions • wears symbolic jewelry • can see spirits • melting wax • uses hexes • feels most comfortable at night • smell of cinnamon • moonlight • red wine • understands poisons & herbs • collects bones or feathers • partakes in rituals • black • fog at night • is aware of their shadow self • embraces the unknown • enjoys collecting secrets • approves of necromancy • meditates • has prophetic dreams • lace • knowing too many secrets • fishnet stockings • [ /23]

PAN: • enjoys poetry & prose • wool • smell of decaying leaves in autumn • prefers to be barefoot • tends to overindulge • easily excitable • thriving in social circles • loves being around campfire • antlers • dirt paths • the sound of wind chimes • penchant for sticky fingers • pine trees • stamina for days • falls in lust • vagabond • physically stronger than given credit for • foxglove • welcomes luxury • non-confrontational • charming words • talking to animals • nature for jewelry • [ /23]

NEMESIS: • angry • protective of their values • balance & harmony • looks like an angel but isn’t • more perceptive than people realize • snow capped mountains • grey • wears leather • silver jewelry • likes snakes • can’t stand ignorance • believes in retribution • analytical of own emotions • well read • marble columns • has very rigid morals • bruised knuckles • humorous under the sarcasm • clean workspace • everything in moderation • cold morning air • resting glare face • fluent in curse words • [ /23]

HYPNOS: • very calm demeanor • easily overwhelmed • relaxing is their vice • transactional friendships • has a soft voice • head in the clouds • carries drugs with them • has a sibling they’re close with • drawn to winged animals • lavender • has plush furniture/blankets • starry eyed • horrible money management • gives amazing hugs • dreaming big as a full time job • wears comfy or loose clothes • existential questions • not good at memory based skills • fairy lights • can’t sleep somewhere unfamiliar • crystalline chandeliers • dislikes bright sun • fluttering eyelashes • [ /23]

IRIS: • life’s a technicolor spectrum • has a lot to say • beaming smiles • always has candy with them • flirting by accident • walking to the beat of their own drum • gossamer curtains • has a surprising amount of connections • blushes very easily • confident laughter • uses a staff • fresh fruit slices • decorated handwritten letters • a social chameleon • blood made of honey • treating people with kindness • sentimental heart • vases full of wildflowers • feels fulfilled when helping others • has a healing aura • always travelling • stained glass windows • just trying to be a good person • [/23]

Who makes up your family? How close are you to them? “well, i have an older sister named Ella and even if we don’t get along the best, i love her even if she’s grumpy most of the time. we used to be best friends, but

Who is your best friend? Tell us about them!

What is your favorite childhood memory?

What is your least favorite childhood memory?

What is your favorite thing to do in your free time?

What’s the hardest thing you’ve ever had to do?

Who do you look up to?

What do you think had the biggest impact on you growing up?

Are you a spiritual person? If yes, what do you practice?

Where were you born? Where did you grow up? Where do you live now?

What is your favorite type of media (TV, movie, books, etc)? Name some specific favorites (which shows, movies, books, etc do you like)!

If you could go anywhere in the world, where would it be? (on vacation or permanently!)

You’re given an unlimited budget to build anything you want! What do you build and where do you build it?

What are your favorite music genres?

Do you play any instruments? Which ones? How long have you been playing?

Describe your perfect day.

What makes you laugh?

What’s the best way to cheer you up?

What makes you sad?

Describe your biggest pet peeve.

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What’s the easiest way to flirt with you?

Have you ever had a crush on someone? Do you have a crush now?

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PAST

Briefly describe the way their parents grew up, and how it affected the way they raised them.

Which social class did they belong to growing up? How did it affect them?

Describe their family. Who raised them, and who had the most impact on them? Did they have any siblings? Who were they closest to? What were the family dynamics like?

What was the most common argument between them and whoever raised them?

Where did they grow up? What was it like? Were they happy there?

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Who were their friends during childhood? Are they still in touch with them?

What was their childhood/teenage bedroom like?

When they got hurt as a child, who did they go to? How did they react?

What did they dream of doing when they grew up? How and why did it change, if it did?

Were there any events in their childhood that led to phobias or other fears?

What are some of their biggest regrets?

What part of their past (death, other significant event) do they think affects them the most?

PRESENT

How do they fit into their story? Give a brief summary of the effect they have on the events around them.

What is their current occupation, if any, and how did they end up there? Do they enjoy it?

Do they belong to any factions or groups? Why and how did they join, and how do they feel about it?

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If someone mentioned their name to someone else, what would they immediately think of (i.e. defining characteristic, appearance- or personality-wise)?

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How do they react to the changing times? Are they adaptable or do they reject modernity?

Are their friends still a part of their life? Are there people they are no longer in touch with, or newly important people?

Would they become a mentor figure for anyone?

How do they feel about getting older and eventually dying?

How do they want to be remembered after they die?

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jokemoved2electricbugaloo · 3 years

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Forty-five pastel party balloons all but fill the modest living space. Nix has lined the window wall with pale pink, blue, yellow and green. Two helium-filled unicorns mark the breakfast bar which has been covered with a pale pink and mint green party cloth. She’s buried that beneath rose gold glitter flecks and stars. Between the bar and the terrarium housing Gonzo and Rizzo is an assortment of wrapped pink parcels, some almost the size of the girl herself— Nix had rolled streamers over the gifts and dropped purple marble balloons on top, finalising details while Arthur had collected Evelyn from bed.

Rarely, Lilac is held against her mother’s chest, her bug eyes rolling in her head to gauge the array of colour and moving balloons around her. The baby kicks Nix in the ribs when she sees her older sister, something between a giggle and a scream that downturns her mother’s mouth projected across the living room in greeting. Nix then grins over the coffee she holds in her other hand, popping her eyebrows up toward the ceiling so a sleepy Evelyn can at least recover from the initial shock. Her father’s combed out her usual bed hair, so blonde curls sit upon the little girls shoulders. They bounce when she does, up and onto her toes. The living room matches her pyjamas; sparkly unicorns dot the t-shirt and bottoms she wears. It was a deliberate choice on Nix’s part the evening before.

“ Happy birthday, Sprog. ” She’s always clunky, as if wearing skin that’ll never quite fit her no matter how much she’d want it to. Nix bounces Lilac against her hip, the baby’s legs swing back and forth to boot her every time. “ The bug stayed up super late doing all these balloons. ”

“Had to pay her time and a half,” Joker’s honeyed voice tugs Evelyn’s attention over her right shoulder. Her short nose scrunches for a laugh she can’t quite vocalize. Shock’s gripped her throat. Chubby fingers flew to her mouth and chin and hold as she bounces on the balls of her feet. Joker slides his bare foot behind him so Evelyn doesn’t accidentally trip while trying to produce a gleeful sound. The kind that TV children make on what her father says is ‘American Christmas’ morning. While he’s won her eyes, Joker nudges his chin towards the infant and teases, “Isn’t that right, Lily? You took Mommy and Daddy to the cleaners. Like a shark.”

The infant’s eyes are far too large for her to control just yet, so when next Nix bounces her Lilac answers her father with a cooing noise followed by a squeak. Platinum blonde wisps dust the top of her mostly bald head. He returns her smile while sinking to his haunches so both his hands, even though they shake without a cigarette slipped between them, can fold around Evelyn’s upper arms and his chin can shelve on her shoulder. He had enough time for the death mask, though he remains bare from the hips-up.

Steadied by her father, Evelyn takes stock of the pile of gifts, her mother’s decor that clearly has been coordinated with her pajamas, and even Gavin wears a unicorn party hat. In spite of his spasming heart, Joker observes his oldest’s near-hyperventilation without blinking. When she begins swaying, he wiggles his fingertips so they tickle her ribcage until she shrieks, “Dad-dy!” Joker’s white base has been worn-in enough not to stamp on the toddler’s cheek when he plants a hard kiss onto it.

“Happy Birthday, *Рыбочка,” Joker then, repeating the tradition from last year, pinches her earlobes between his fingers and tugs four times, chanting, “**Расти большой и не будь лапшой!” She’d forgotten to brace for it. Evelyn falls backward onto his shoulder and pivots to throw her arms around his neck. First contact always throws him, but Joker adjusts to being held in enough time not to upset her. Trembling fingers sink into her hair to spool it around and grip tight as she’s swept into a carry. “Mommy wants to give you a birthday kiss,” he says mid-lift.

On cue her arms extend as Joker carries her to Nix and Lilac. The infant finds Evelyn’s shimmering unicorn pajamas to be of interest. She grasps a fistful that the toddler catches in time, squeezes so Lilac cries out some infantile nonsense, and shakes three times. “Li-ly, Li-ly, Li-lybug!” Evelyn tuts, then kisses the newborn’s little hand and unclenches it from her pajamas. “Thank you, Lily, I love you,” she smooches Lilac’s chubby cheek. Drool creeps out the corner of the infant’s mouth that Joker doesn’t have a cloth to mop away. Then she finds Nix, bleary eyed and ruddy at the cheeks. She tries to smile even though it hurts. Joker bonks foreheads with Nix to greet her before the toddler all but launches from his chest to Nix’s, her blonde head bowed in the crook of her mother’s neck and her vise locked around Nix’s throat.

“You ready for breakfast, Рыбочка?” he asks, “Lily also worked the kitchen all morning.”

Evelyn plays along by gasping and shelving her profile alongside Nix’s so she can laugh at Lilac, who returns her wide-eyed lower. “Lily-bug…” she stage whispers. It knocks a laugh out of Joker, who has to bite his lower lip to keep him from spoiling what he on the spot uses as a punchline—

“She went and touched up the fence, too, while she was at it,” a wag of his eyebrows means to direct Nix’s attention outside to the fence caging their backyard, which has a suspicious coat of fresh paint. “Snegurochka,” Ded Moroz’s granddaughter assistant instead of a colony of elves, “—might be out of a job this New Year.”

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