#live rage reaction

[absentmoon]

hey

NEUTRAL

[izzystizzys]

TW: discussion of something approximating suicidal tendencies but with the usual crack programming of this blog

“Ah, High General Windu”, says Fox, pleasantly. “So we meet again.”

High General Windu raises an unimpressed eyebrow at him, Fox thinks, though it’s getting hard to tell with all the blood rushing to his head. “If I let you go, will you try to throw yourself out of another window?”

Fox makes a vague shrugging motion - or tries to, anyways. It’s hard to tell where any of his limbs are going, hanging upside down in the air as he is. “I am willing to discuss terms.” A bridge will do just fine.

Impossibly, the High General’s eyebrows climb even further up his forehead. “A compromise, then, esteemed Commander.” And so, he righths Fox the head way up in the air, but leaves him floating just above the ground, at which point several painted shells come skidding around the corner followed by billowing robes and screeches.

“WHAT”, says Kote, calmly, “THE BANTHA-KARKED, FORCE-LOVING KRIFF, FOX.”

“You’ll short out your helmet mic”, Fox advises him, sagely. Fondly, he thinks back to decimating his own on only his second time in the newly-christened official Coruscant Guard Scream Closet. He’d just received the comm about the Zillo Beast being transported to 000, and made sure to take his bucket off thereafter to improve the quality of his closet time.

High General Windu’s face does something complicated between sympathy and constipation.

Because the Galaxy doesn’t hate Fox enough already and Cody wasn’t enough on his own, Wolffe elbows his way through their batch to plant himself in front of him, shoulders squared and shaking with repressed rage. “If you try that again, dickhead”, he begins, in a low growl that quite frankly sounds more cringe that intimidating, “I’m going to resurrect you and then kill you again.”

“Ah, Wolffe”, Plo Koon says, in his deep, shivery timbre, “Remember our conversations about effective conflict resolution and communication of needs?”

Wolffe’s eyes narrow at Fox, because all non-Guard are sweet summer children who walk around buckets off on 000 like absolute lunatics. Fox prays they never have to find out why that’s a bad idea. “I feel”, his ori’vod presses out between clenched teeth, “that if you make me watch you throw yourself out of another window, I’m going to jump after you and strangle you on the way down, you little bitch.”

“That’s fair”, says Fox, and watches High General Kenobi bury his face in his hands. Wolffe twitches in place and makes an aborted groaning noise, the hypocrite.

“Excuse me, High Marshall Commander Fox, but I fail to see what’s so dire about this situation that the Jedi High Council and your brothers cannot help you solve”, says Windu, the only sane one left on this Force-forsaken bloated corpse of a planet. Behind the gaggle of Jedi and ori’vode already gathered in front of Fox, the rest of them come veering around the corner in a commotion that’s quite frankly embarrassing. High General Yoda is mounted on Skywalker’s back like he’s a race-Eopie, which is Fox’ only consolation.

He got up this morning at 0300, bleary-eyed and with a pounding headache as always, and all was right in the world. And then Fox got called into the Jedi High Council’s chambers and was ceremoniously informed that in the wake of Chancellor Palpatine’s unfortunate demise (hah), and through the emergency state of the Senate, as well as several invented promotions foisted on Fox to make the delegation of any and all paperwork less shady, he was now next in the chain of command and-

Well, Fox is the acting Chancellor, in short.

Haha, he had said, and been meet with several seconds of silence, until it got both awkward and exceedingly painful. Wait, he’d said. You’re kriffing serious.

Kriffing serious, we are, had said High General Yoda, and thus Fox launched himself out the first best window with a maniacal cackle of, you’ll have to catch me first!

And catch him, High General Windu sure did.

“The will of the Force this is”, Yoda interrupts Fox’ train of thought. He scans him thoughtfully from beneath his wizened brow, and hems to himself. “Shake things up, this will. Determine the fate of the Galaxy, this shall. A feeling, I have, that a good Chancellor you will make. A better one, hmmm.”

“That’d be high praise, if not for the fact that a dead lemming would make for a better Chancellor than the last one”, says Fox, drawing and indignant gasp from Skywalker. He doesn’t bother with either that or the green goblin’s cackle, lost in the deep sense of resignation that settles over his shoulders like a suffocating blanket.

“Alright, then, get me Thorn on the comm. As my first act in office, I’m firing all the Jedi. No offense, but you’re kind of a disaster. Then, someone get me to the Chancellor’s office, I’m calling Dooku to let him know the war’s off. And please get me Judicial, they’ll be up all night working on my datafolders - I’m having the Senate arrested.”

“Who - is - arresting - “, Bly pants, hands on his knees from where he’s just come sprinting around the corner with his Jedi.

Underneath his bucket, Fox smiles a smile that’s all teeth. “The Senate”, he says, sweetly, wondering if he’s just imagined the shiver that’s gone through the room. “I’m suing the Senate, and taking them all into temporary custody for abuse of sentient rights.”

[feelingtheaster99]

Oh my gosh Beardsley that was SO SMART to figure out the people whose blood crystallizes are the people who TURN DOWN being brought back to worship Ankarna god DAMN

[angel-f4ce]

charles: cries tears of joy winning his home race bc it means so much to him

also charles: humiliates his teammate on live tv for trying his best for his final own home race driving for the team of his childhood dreams

surely that sounds hypocritical and downright disrespectful to you too, c******s?

[foolishgamers]

just a normal clip of karl throwing his chair out of a window after dying in hardcore minecraft

[bedlamsbard]

Now I'm just mad and that makes me sad. :/ I really do try incredibly hard not to hate things in this fandom, which doesn't always work out because, you know, feelings, and I don't want to think about hating things! I want to think about things I like!

[tkachunk]

[heatwa-ves]

look man I hate moffat too but you can't deny that the beast below is very very good.

[platypusisnotonfire]

I’m hanging on by a thinner thread than I thought

[feelingtheaster99]

Murph: You gotta honor the cock *winces as he hears what he just said*

Emily: *so proud of him* That’s my HUSBAND, baby!

[browngurl99]

Uzui going full on screaming crying throwing up mode cuz his wife is about to get hurt. So true of him.

[bitseventimes]

oof it's loathe myself hours I'm venting in the tags sorry

[cuntwrap--supreme]

Hi. Hello. Is it too much to ask for people getting onto the interstate to stay in their FUCKING LANE while merging? Yes, I realize there are two lanes getting on this particular ramp. You cannot occupy both at once, because then I have the option of hitting you or hitting a fucking concrete wall, and you bet your ass that I'll cut in front of you going 80 and slam into a dead stop in front of you.

Thanks.

-this post is brought to you by Leon's roadrage

[dadswithipads]

Live reacting to Static Shock episodes

"Ep 1 S3" baby. YOOOOO KNEW THEME. ANIMATION 😝😝💅. MY episode be buffering. Smh. YASSSS GEAR. MY GAY SUPERHERO TEAM. Gay lil opening thnks. Batman.

That Fred from scooby doo lmao ???

I want a scooby doo crossover. Idk why. But like the james gunn characters. They were so unhinged. Her name is allie and she was in an alley. I can hear lil Romeo. Is he not in Dakota right now. Nail my ass. What kinda name is that. BRUH. THATS MY SON. Nice shot! Aww. YASSS DAISY WITH THIS OUTFIT. IT FITS HER SO WELL. Her hair is different too. Im guessing they're sophomores now.

Virgil got an upgrade too. 🎶yeahahahah🎶. LMAO.

Thalia. Oh. I pronounced it as Talia. Feels like a cult place not a "help" place. I love this show. "someone asking a kid to meet him over the Internet is bad" Ayyyy getting Degrassi in here. Is this little romeo? I thought it was. Like the songs. Idk. Its bisexual Bruce. Yes lesbian ivy. AND HER GIDDY GF. This is a youth club. One lesbian and 3 bisexuals. (HQ. BW. VH)

Noooo. My boy. This def ain't lil Romeo.

"Associate" gf.

Did I say laughter I met penicillin.😄✋.

She caught that with her teeth😳. But they couldnt talk bout Richie being gay..

I'm upset that some people are like it's only implied that Richie's gay. Like, when he takes a breath that's a gay breath. Not an implied gay breath. Is gay. He gay.

"Oh, thanks, dawg" I love my son. " you're welcome, dude" AND THEN THE MUSIC WTF😭. it was like a spring.

He is 5'7. Short king. Aww Virgil wanted to hang with his bisexual bestie. Robin. Yoo Bruce knows 2000s slang. He is bisexual so, obviously he knows.

It sounded like "my neck, my back" was playing in the bg. Lmao. I'm kind of sick of the DC Cameo Fest right now. I want to watch static in Dakota. Is this "Squidward nose"? I'm bored. Nothing is happening.

Ew heteronormative. Sounded kinda gay tbh. "It's the least I could do for a girl from my hood". He has style. Yes indeed batman. Lmao. He know now. Ok lmao music

[prettybbychim]

looks like i will be.. skipping a lot of dialogue after quickly reading it over or maybe even turning off voice audio entirely this summer event