#lmao 💀

[djdangerlove]

It’s like he sees me.

Just say it, Eddie. We all know you want to.

[damiannasworld]

"It feels like we'd been beaten up. And that's what practically happened."

🎥 juliaanaliina

[generic-whumperz]

Tumblr Whumpers be like:

"I almost died yesterday after getting hit by a bus and now I need to be bedbound for a month. I woke up this morning with extreme nausea and the worst anxiety i've ever felt. I'm going to experience chronic pain for the rest of my life. Anyway imagine your whumpee lmao"

Forreal though lmao. Let’s call it DramaticAssWhumpeeCore™️

[melis-writes]

[orionfrommars]

Hot take: Crossbald > Crosshair

I’m sorry but the grey bowl cut wasn’t doin’ for me.

[squanxh]

“We got boomers in the house ladies and gentlemen. Give it up for the boomers.”

— Matty Healy

[foreverinthepagesofhistory]

Prince George and Prince Louis of Wales giving us some sneezing content at the official Trooping of the Color 2023

(Gif made by @theroyalsandi)

[suburbanlegnd]

is paul mescal your new pfp? 👀 🫶

YES 💀 Like, I really love him as an actor. He's so good and his acting skills are at a very high level. He's probably one of the best actors of our generation. Also, I love his vibes, lmao.

[untoldallegations]

psa if you are going to make posts and then tag them with hermits that have absolutely nothing to do with the post i will not even hesitate to block you. it's massively annoying for folks trying to find content actually about their guys and instead getting like 50 screenshots of grian in the etho tag. literally stop,

[stgloria]

«After appearing at the American Idiot musical, Green Day shook off the Broadway foofaraw by playing a surprise club gig as their garage-rock alter egos. “My memory is foggy from all the Pabst Blue Ribbon,” says Billie Joe Armstrong. But he did manage to remember something about his stage dive. “Let’s just say people put their fingers in places where only my wife and doctor are allowed”».

The Bowery Electric, NYC, April 25, 2010. Photo by Jen Maler.

[djdangerlove]

When you love them but you want them to suffer

[damiannasworld]

Why is he advertising his merch without pants? 🤣

📸 Hel Goods

[ask-zhongguo]

Can you swim?

Ignore the way it's been a solid year since I've ask-blogged in any form 💀 (Also the way that I've technically answered this before)

[room-of-torture]

The WHAT whisperer?

“Think bout it” Raphael tapped the side of his head with a finger. “Sam is like a cat out of hell. One false move n’ she can shred ya in ta pieces or bap tha shit outta ya from what I’ve seen. She guards her personal space n’ doesn’t like ta be touched by just anyone.” He rubbed his chin as he remembered being punched straight the face making that mistake just once years ago. He still felt that punch!

“At least, not without her permission n’ patience yeah? Like a very feral cat.”

“Bruh, what are you on about??” Michelangelo confusingly asked.

The muscular turtle rolled his shoulders and sinked into seat. “Point is, you, my bro” He pointed at Mikey. “Have met quite a few feral kittens throughout yer life but they seem ta warm up ta ya pretty quick cus of yer kindness n’ shit. Like ya have that magic words or magic touch.” He smiled as his younger brother nodded slowly. He was still confused where he was going with this but he kept going.

“Mikey, yer like a pussy whisperer too.” Raph gave a grin. “Tho fer ya it also works on actual cats too.” He chuckled, amusement coloring his eyes.

Mikey laid his head into his hands with a struggled sigh as he tried to stifle back a laugh in his palms. Lifting his head back up to give a look towards Raph. “D-Dude what the fuck.” Trying to keep a straight while his brother laughed. “Bro you crazy-and what do you mean I’m one ‘too’-actually nevermind.” He raised a hand to stop him from answering the when he immediately knew what the answer would be. “Don’t answer that.” He finished with a chuckle.

Raphael smirked at his younger brother.

He knew how Raph was like. And he knew what Sam was like too. One whiff of this conversation and his brother will have to sleep with both eyes open. He knew Raph was joking but man…sometimes this dude was wild with the jokes. Like himself in some ways.

[kiunlo]

also whenever i hear people saying "most callout posts are bullshit just ignore them" i know you're white. cuz personally the majority of callout posts i see are from indigenous people, black people, jewish people etc. showcasing how utterly racist or antisemetic somebody is being. like idk maybe you whitefella are acting stupid towards each other about fandom shit a lot and that's the vast majority of "callouts" you see, but the callout posts i see are almost 100% very serious and not in any way petty or stupid. but idk maybe i just don't hang around enough whitefella having kin drama or whatever.

[taechnological]

My guy’s really eating ramen with two pairs of chopsticks 😭

we're in 2022 and jungkook is already living in 2025 (see what i did here?)