#lmfaooo wow

[misfithive]

Fans: wE WaNt a SiMon BreAkdOwn

YRS3: How about we watch simon break down slowly, losing hope bit by bit and progressively crumble a little more every episode until he totally loses his sense of self

[sixoclocker]

draw ceroba watching Ben 10 with Axis and being really sad and crying

i’ve never seen ben 10 ngl but i hope this suffices

[digitalcarcrash]

jaylex thoughts from my privtwt Guys what do we think

[sillyslayer6]

genshin fandom are HEAVILY sleeping on audhd ajax childe tartaglia

(headcanons in the read more!)

i meaaaan;

stimming - he likes making stuff out of water and fidgeting with them, especially if he's bored; spinning water weapons (like he does in one of his idle animations), making little water creatures (he probably makes them fight), mimicking things around him/in his mind out of water - he messes with his cape as a stim (like in that other idle animation) - him just repeating something just because he likes saying it, like 'coco goat' or some word zhongli taught him impulsivity - THE most impulsive guy ever - impulsive to the point where he'll just throw himself into danger because he has free will - will see some big horrifying monster, think 'i wonder if i could take that' (in a fight), then will attack unless someone stops him - constantly gets himself into trouble because he reacts before he thinks - i headcanon that him using foul legacy against the traveler was him genuinely losing his shit and wasn't planned

(and he probably just laid on the roof of the golden house like 'owww ouagh owww' until the battle with osial was done... also zhongli was watching liyue defend itself on a nearby mountain, like how a worried mother might watch her kids cook for the first time, and just happened to see the orange cat on the roof) hyperactivity - has a brain that never stops - ultra instincts adhd, like rick riordan says - if he ever stops moving, he'll die - complains if he has to stay still - probably fidgets non-stop - the tsaritsa is an ally and has plenty of random crap to fiddle with on harbinger coats socializing - canonically the odd one out among his peers (granted, his peers are all scheming goth people) - i swear he (canonically) constantly misses social cues and takes things literally... - he misses social cues more than he misses crits - blunt and straightforward, and prefers that way of communicating - headcanon that zhongli lying to him actually hurt his feelings and his reaction was genuine... (and that reaction is a little too relatable, as someone who's neurodivergent... 😔🤨) - this is probably an english-only thing, but his little 'haha' in stressful circumstances is him masking/coping with the situation and doing a brain reset, or just his default 'how the fuck am i meant to react to that' response (citation: I DO THAT!!) - somehow masks and unmasks at the same time, like how he's wearing his literal mask on his head - will just come out with the most profound and deep truths, this jumpscares people (especially ones who think he's a total dumbass) - childe unmasking is just him with no expression, doing things in almost complete silence, even before the abyss he brought the vibe to the function that neurotypicals hate - ^ he'll never unmask around his fellow harbingers because he doesn't like them but also he likes annoying them hyperfixations/special interests - easy 'he's obsessed with battle' connection, c'mannn - and easy 'he's got an interest in weaponry', duhhhh - but imagine him just being able to identify any fish, too. - hyperfixated on liyue history, cuisine and culture during his stay there, probably kept getting zhongli to talk about whatever he was hyperfixating on that week (btw zhongli's autistic too, it's because he's hot, sorry i don't make the rules) - picks up 1 million hobbies and hyperfixates on them either for a week or until he's mastered them (the one week ones get shelved until he masters them) nerfed by celestia, AKA idk what to title this section - i just can't see childe being able to sit there and finish paperwork like a regular guy - northland bank managers fear him (he hands in paperwork one minute before the deadline) - pulcinella probably handles his important harbinger documents because childe lost too many of them - exchanged his quick moving and dodging in battle for a weekly sacrifice (he trips over something or breaks things through clumsiness; him and lynette are comrades in arms for breaking machines) - his sleep schedule is that he doesn't have one - he turns into some hunter-gatherer eater, unless someone with a normal routine is around, then he follows them and has regular meals at regular times (as opposed to him cooking borscht at 11AM

[toxooz]

Leetle keety I painted 4 friend 🤲

[caitlyn-kirammans]

Overwatch 2 Animated Short | “Kiriko” ↳ "Kanezaka is under my protection."

[balemouns]

lord arlecchino.

or: is 'he/him lesbian' in arle's doss a joke? not really!

prior to her reveal/appearance in a winter night's lazzo, eng localization referred to arlecchino with masculine formal pronouns when she was mentioned in world quests involving children from the house of the hearth, particularly in the very special fortune slip world quests in inazuma. but rejecting the localization fix that followed winter night's lazzo, I think it actually makes a lot of sense for arlecchino to prefer some masculine pronouns. this would include more formal pronouns such as sir, lord, and of course the big canon one, father.

considering what else we know about her ( manner of dress, depth in her voice across different dubs, mannerisms ), what we can study from her character model ( the unique gait she has for the tall female skeleton, for instance ) it should be pretty reasonable to think arlecchino's pronoun use ( not necessarily gender identity ) is a little complicated. so, while my writing will usually use she/her as her primary informal pronoun ( though he/him is fine ), she does prefer to be addressed with more masculine titles over feminine ones such as lady, ma'am, and so on. one exception aside from using she/her while describing her is probably mr. vs. ms., where ms. would probably be the default she'd use. your character isn't expected to know this if they don't know her well, and she likely won't correct it until she knows your character better if that's the case.

to be clear, he/him lesbianism ( or in arlecchino's case, more like she/him lesbianism ) is a legit form of pronoun nonconformity that can apply to certain wlw that does not invalidate or contradict their lesbianism. these are people who see themselves as women, but use he/him to some degree as their preferred pronouns.

and as for the lesbianism: please...........,,,, just........ listen to the difference in her voicelines in terms of how she talks about like 90% of her female canon relations versus her male canon relations ( outside of her kids ofc ) and tell me this isn't like. the butchest woman in teyvat. i dare you. most ladies? has interesting thoughts or almost sounds fond. almost all the men? either strictly professional, don't give a shit, or would rather kill them (but won't, for now).

[cheemken]

Y'know what,, have some lil hcs abt Regulus and An-An bc I saw art abt them and y'all don't know how quick I get attached to crack ships and rare pairs

Anyways

•Horror movie marathons w the gfs, do you see my vision when I say Regulus canNOT handle horror movies, girl fucking hates it lmfao

-An-An tho? Loves them, has posters of her fave horror movies in her room that's why Regulus always insists they'd hang out in her own room instead of An-An's

-real tho, An-An purposely picks the movies w jumpscares in it bc she knows Regulus would cling to her when she gets scared. Bonus points she'd end up teasing her how weak she was w horror movies lmfaooo

•joyrides

-pls, Regulus is an absolute speed demon w her lil vespa, it's honestly surprising how fast it could go. An-An is the only one who can really tolerate and handle the fact Regulus has no concept of a speed limit

-but also it's cute bc it's also the same art that got me to ship them here look

-also it'd be fun if Regulus drives her to the haunted sites An-An discovered. She wouldn't join ghost hunting tho, girl would cry fr edit: y'know the more I think abt it, I think An-An wouldn't let her join sometimes bc she knows Regulus would have beef w the ghosts lmfao

•Regulus would ask An-An if she'd still love her if she was a worm, SHE WOULD

-i have this concept that Regulus pulled in Schneider and Sonetto on that, just a lil prank y'know, to see if their partners would say yes or not

-surprisingly enough, only Matilda passed the vibe check lmfaooo

-Vertin walking down the hall after Schneider kicked her out and saw An-An on her knees banging at the door of Regulus' room going "Reggie, baby, I'm sorry! I swear I'll still love you if you were a worm!"

-guess Vertin isn't the only one sleeping on the couch tonight

•attention whore Regulus is so real and dear to me you don't understand, like An-An working on her blog? Hah, best bet Regulus will sit on her lap till she has her full attention

-sometimes just to fuck w her, An-An wouldn't even look at her lmfao, she thinks it's cute when Regulus gets all pouty

•An-An saw Regulus try out her red/green shades* once and she hasn't recovered since, her girl was so cute in her shades holy shit

-she let's Regulus wear it more often

•imagine APPLe giving An-An the shovel talk tho😭

-just this tiny floating apple trying to act tough and serious to a person ten times his size lmfao

-but also him crying bc augh his daughter is growing up and now she has a gf and she's gonna leave the nest soon and he starts bawling

-An-An had to calm him down

•this makes me wanna write abt them now ough,,

[beanghostprincess]

Hi hello hey when did this happen

[pinkhysteria]

for as tough as cameron acts in those diary rooms, he'll pussy out and do some dumb shit every time!

[rystiel]

[astrxealis]

merry christmas btw i kinda forgot to say it ere at all oopsies >_< i hope you all had/have a wonderful holiday season or week or day or month regardless of your religion and if you celebrate christmas !!!!!

i got 'the end of everything' by katie mack for xmas (i begged my parents lol) bcs i finally saw it in a bookstore after months of looking for it that i just Fell to the ground ..... i love astrophysics i love space i love science. i also love u all

[slaygentford]

I keep seeing that one poll going around saying wide Sargasso Sea is Jane eyre fanfiction and while I’m not opposed to saying soemthing is fanfiction I would strongly suggest that you think about that assertion for like. 1 or even .5 seconds or even like .3 or .003 seconds. Like I’m really really really really really. Really. I’m really. I’m really asking begging requesting that everyone take a step back on what we’re saying here

[twistedappletree]

random but i stopped all the queer app shit bc it was just so overwhelming and i was meeting so many goddamn weirdos 😭 but that nonbinary firefighter i mentioned in the beginning messaged me out of nowhere asking if i wanna hang out and we did today. and ended up hanging out for 6 HOURS LMFAO

also we made THESE:

[cyberfunsupporter]

yeri being excited about the seoul fancons being over 😭😭 rushing to get out of there like crazy… i hope their album isn’t too soon after the fancons bc wdym they’re practically touring countries for a “fancon” (3 hour 20 minute concert) just without the fancy name hsndjdhfj lets relax everybody