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dear professor i cant seem to lock in. its so over

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tumblr won't let me edit the poll but this is actually a blood cichlid not a goldfish #themoreyouknow

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Oh to be a yam, ignorant of cover letters, LinkedIn and fraudulent employment scams.

His only skill is “be potato” and that’s all anyone can ask of him.

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Is this man locked in or tweaking?

[carpbait]

Art requests? 👀

So. I’ve got two things on my mind, right-

One is how much I love the vibes of Pearl, Etho, and Tango. PET’s interactions are my everything, whether in the post office or a minigame.

The second is how much I ADORE your horse designs. They look so gangly and goofy and I LOVE them and would really enjoy seeing more of them.

Is one of these anything? Is both? I wouldn’t know. But hopefully they may be of use to you!

PET for the win! thank you so much for the ask and the wonderful comments! im so thrilled people have been enjoying my silly little ponies lately :-)

[colfy-wolfy]

V episode 6 or somethig . og image under cut

found it on pinterest so uuh3 lawl

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A yellow-green goby (Priolepis aureoviridis) in Lembeh, Indonesia

by Christian Gloor

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maybe the weather loach :3?

[kaisollisto]

🫨🥰

[buh134]

Istg if yall put x reader one more time in an oc x character fic, i will find you

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Well if the shoe fish

[psyzcraze]

YOUR BIRTHDAY PRESENT.

Pairings: Aged UP!Rin x FEM!Reader

Genre: Smut+Fluff?????

w/c: 731 words + 4.19k characters.

synopsis: You just got back from an exhausting business trip and was exhausted from it, and unfortunately, you kinda forgot it was your birthday the next day. But your lover didn't!

c/w: Smut . Birthday sex . sensory deprivation ; blindfold + handcuffs . p in v . Raw (no protection) . Cumming inside . Explicit/Vulgar words . Bare amount of censorship . Smut w plot . Plz comment if I have missed anything ! (⁠ꏿ⁠﹏⁠ꏿ⁠;⁠)

a/n: for my girliesss @nensi n @shoudakii , HAPPY BIRTHDAY DAKII :3 co writer AND proofreader: @mims-bshelf

Rin sighed, shaking his head, as he got behind you, placing his big hands on your shoulders as he started to gently massage them. Hoping to relieve some stress out of you.

"You should rest, Love." Your husband softly said as you continued to work on the leftover paper works your fuckass co-workers refused to do before going to the business trip. "I really want to but-" You tried to protest but was immediately cut off by Rin as he pressed his lips onto yours. Kissing you tenderly and passionately.

Rin's hands roamed your body, his hand sliding down from your shoulders, to your waist until they rested on your hips. "I-.." You tried to protest once more, your determination to finish the leftover paperwork immediately melting away under Rin's warmth.

Under Rin's careful yet intense ministrations, you even found yourself consenting to him to do things to him.

Soon enough, you were on the bed, your wrists tied up to the headboard, your eyes blindfolded with your legs forcefully opened wide as Rin placed himself between you.

"...You remember our safeword, right?" Rin whispered into your ears as you suddenly felt him cup your chin, followed by a gentle and soft kiss on your cheeks.

The blindfold really heightened your senses; your hearing, your smelling and your touch. Although, your wrists are bound together which limits the things you can do.

Rin hums in response to your sudden shiver as he gently touches your clit. He simply touched it and you already let out a whimper.

Your legs slightly trembled as he now placed his other hand on your thigh while the other was placed on your lower abdomen. His thumb rubs your clit to oblivion while you cannot do anything but moan and whimper.

"Calm down, Love." Rin whispered into your ear as you suddenly felt his lips against yours, you immediately kissed him back, slightly whining as he immediately pulled away.

"Mo-more! Rin..!~" You whined as you slightly jerked your hips upwards to meet his fingers. Eventually, Rin gently slides two of his slender fingers into your tight hole while his thumb encirlces your clit.

"Y'want more?" Rin teased as he quickened his pace. Pistoning his digits in and out of you, your moans growing louder, before immediately coming to a halt. Edging you completely.

"Rin!-" You whined in protest, slightly kicking your feet with a whine. "Calm down.." He chuckles as you felt him kiss your inner thighs.

Rin was silent as he removed his pants and boxers, leaving him bare. You couldn't hear anything except for some rustling.You whimpered as you suddenly felt him line up his cock to your cunt, making you flinch from his evident arousal.

You felt Rin place both of his hands on your hips as he spoke, "I'm putting it in now, Kay?" He waited for your permission, then immediately pressing his lips onto yours, kissing you deeply and passionately, your tongues intertwining into a dance, as soon as he saw you nod, all while pushing his cock into your cunt.

Rin pulled away, kissing your forehead immediately as he finally bottomed out.

"I'm gonna start now, Kay?" He whispered as he started to thrust. Starting slow until he eventually quickened his pace until he found the pace you were both comfortable with.

You moaned and whimpered as Rin continues to piston his hips to yours. Eventually, after a minute or two, You started feeling that same knot forming in your stomach. You were so close.

"R-rin..!! S-so close~!" You cried out as your leg trembled, tugging at the chains that bound you to the headboard of the bed.

Rin didn't respond, he was locked in on making you feel good. He just continued to fuck you to oblivion, eventually quickening his pace as you could only writhe underneath him.

You finally reach your high, Rin eventually followed behind, painting your walls white with his seed as he continues to thrust, but shallowly this time, slow and gentle enough to help the both of you get down from your high.

After a few seconds of silence, Rin gently pulled out of you and reached up to take off your blindfold and the handcuffs, immediately getting wet wipes after. He hastily yet gently cleaned up and wrapped the blanket around you as he placed himself beside you, cuddling you.

"Happy birthday, Love."

©psyzcraze²⁰²⁵: Do not copy, translate modify or claim any of my works as your own.

[dammit-tazmuir]

Time for Paul!!

I love them so much and I really feel we are not ready for their energy, but I'm so excited for it anyway.

Bonus Pals:

"He had the eyes of a very beautiful person, trapped in resting bitch face."

"He smiled, and with that strange alchemy he was made lovely."

[robbingcats]

big annoucements at vidcon again JESS PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE CONTINUE MCD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 ITS BEEN YEARS 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭