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masterwords · 2 years

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8x24 - The Replicator

#aaron hotchner #david rossi #criminal minds #screencaps #look at his exhausted ass #man needs about a thousand naps #i know it's always foyet this and divorce that and blah blah blah but #this?#right here?#this little sean -> strauss -> internal bleeding arc?#FUCK #crying into my coffee

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jeskerthefool · 14 days

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Vizille drawings 2/????

#No context only Robespierre and crows #look I’m exhausted and doubting my abilities as a creator #so like #enjoy the doodle #fun fact in the first sketch his ass was disproportionately big #anyways #Robespierre #Maximilien Robespierre #I learnt his whole fucking ass name to name drop him to people and be annoying #I think next one I’ll do will be Danton pushing Camille into the river for fun #I debated making it Saint Just or Camille pushing the other one #but decided to allow Danton to appear in one (1) drawing

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disinhume · 6 months

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SAVE A HORSE, RIDE A COWBOY!!!!

#do I think that Dean as we see him depicted in the CW's Supernatural would hug his pillow to sleep? no. can I draw whatever I want? yes.#something about Cas being worried about looking “natural” while he pretends to sleep is incredibly cute #I have just had the most exhausting ass day and I drew destiel to relax. I never could have predicted what my early 20s would be like #destiel #castiel #dean winchester #supernatural #my art #spn

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poopyballz28 · 7 months

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Quite mind-boggling to me that people here interpret the cast as sexually dominating especially considering how submissive and breedable everyone looks (and frankly, acts) in the series. Perhaps I need to take this into my own hands. Keep your eyes peeled, my friends.

#wheres all the katsumi fics where he gets his ass blown out by a MALE #this shit is exhausting #*cracks knuckles* looks like this is a job for ya boy #baki the grappler #baki hanma #baki son of ogre

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wyllsravengard · 12 days

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eight years in november and somehow i do not love him any less and i cannot imagine ever falling out of love either

#z.gen #i love him so much like its actually crazy #he is so easy to be with. i was dead tired and exhausted and it was still so easy to be with him in a loud cramped concert hall like.#he loves me so much too. made a joke about my throat hurting in the concert hall and he looked so worried and i was like ohh you love me #i learned today for the first time im the only person he lets touch his hair (he is black for context) and like. im going to chew him alive #like i LOVEEEEEE that man #he also accepts me so much but like. he really fr loves me hes so considerate of me for no reason at all i feel like kid around him #i just truly never get sick of him ever in my life like how can i still love you this much #i dont know how to explain it but i think describing it as luck is the most sensible thing i truly feel like i won the lottery #i love him so much i was i could show the mutuals him like show and tell like that one vid. that is the love of my life #it really is true about the ebbs and flows of a relationship bc we have been through tough ass shit lol but i like.#love him. like dffhkjsbhkfnsjsdkfd i love him so bad. i hang off of his every word and i want to eat him alive #even when we disagree or get moody with each other or whatever i simply Love Him So Much

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seilon · 3 months

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wwell…………………….finished it

#i knew what was coming……..I mean with niko…………….but it still hurts #not even like a death death it’s more like a Loss. like she should be there at the end with the rest of them but she’s Not #but whatever they’re setting up there????? ohhhhhhh it’s gonna be good #love that they kept her with the sprites honestly i like having their bitchy asses around #and the addition of jenny and the night nurse (charlie if charles gets his way) to the returning cast/to the agency is soooooo good #both of them are such a good example of the Forced Family trope. ie: well! looks like you’re family now whether you like it or not!#the night nurse. a powerful transdimensional being. as a begrudging aunt figure. GOOD shit #she’s gonna be soooooo exhausted by the teen romance drama going on at all times there’s so much potential there #imagine. charles and edwin having a Moment alone in the office. talking quietly and tenderly. and as they do they keep leaning in #a little closer… a little closer… 'I think… I might be able to say it now… edwin I–'#and there she is. standing in the doorway. 'for christ's sake– cant you kids do this somewhere private? some of us need to WORK here'#jenny's got similar potential on that front except shes less lecturey and more just. groans and walks away.#gahhhhhhhh i have so many thoughts theres so much potential graahhHHHHHH #kibumblabs #dead boy detectives #liveblogging

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savage-rhi · 3 months

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New battle cry of 2024: "GIVE ME THE GUMMY WORMS YOU BAMBI-EYED BITCH!"

#long story short: partner playfully stole my candy it turned into a war #chasing each other through the apartment we're both parkouring over the furniture #i slam dunked my ass over the couch and he tried giving me puppy dog eyes and at this point im not having it #cause i spent a good 20 minutes in the shoes of peter parker flying around as spiderman and I'm exhausted #so i rise up and let out this godzilla skreeonk and shouted the battle cry as i chased his ass outside #he's dead now #he laughed so hard i think his soul departed #it came out as a dry wheeze until he was curled up in a little ball and couldn't breathe #to the neighbors it probably looked like i socked him in the gut #didn't help i had to drag him back inside by the leg after i got my candy back #this is my dork #i love him

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lunearobservatory · 1 year

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You know what? I'm gonna say it. I'm vouching for Montana to join the huge honkers club.

#look.#he's the 4th biggest state with rly high elevation and a lot of. erm. Land Mass. iykwim.#I'm obsessed with the homophobic homosexual slur sayers group chat lately. by that i mean wyoming idaho montana #TO ME THEY ARE FRIENDS.#hunting. fishing bros. they r huge DUMB farm dogs who beat tf out of each other playfully like they'll throw down. wrestle in the dirt #montana wins 👎👎👎👎👎 usually. unless its 2v1 #oregon meanwhile a little further west like. Exhausted by this. his husband and his homophobic jock friends. they will not stop fighting.#they are in public. if he takes them to yhe shore they will try to drown each other. wyoming almost full ass dies #OMFG WAIT NAW FR I MET??? SOMEONE FROM WYOMING TODAY FOR THE FIRST TIME EVER.#YALL ARE REAL???? YALL ARE REAL!!!!!#they were..... wearing a FANTASTIC amount of minions merchandise. which to me only confirms that wyoming is in a time bubble #causing it to perpetually exist 10 years in the past #i fully said omg never met someone from wyoming before!!!!! and they said lmfao well there isnt rly that many to meet tbh. like.#YAS. rocking that least populated state title #to me that means he has SEVERE empty head syndrome. dissociative disorder 🫵 maladaptive daydreaming 🫵 im projecting.#its not a problem for him tho he's got a huge ass fantasy world he's been cultivating in his head since the 1800s. this bitch loves books.#and when i say bitch i mean BITCH. victoria my dear beloved darling made a post about it but WOW. he is a CUNT.#the west is full of mean girls !!!!#disgusting of them #lune talks #lune talks even more in the tags 😐#i cant keep DOING THIS.#wttt #wttsh #ben brainard #welcome to the statehouse #welcome to the table #REMINDER THIS POST WAS ORIGINALLY ABOUT MONTANA'S HUGE FUCKING TITS. REMEMBER THAT REMEMBER. OKAY? GOOD #wttt montana #i hereby deem alaska mass montana texas. the huge knockers club.

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eclipsecrowned · 1 month

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plotting with ax that if m0ash does go down a folk hero he eventually gets a statue and some 50+ years from now a ship's grandkid is happily pulling them along to see 'the hero guy' having no idea the history their beloved grandparents have with that rat bastard --

#lil old lady hel with her hand over her mouth staring uncomprehending. her husband just. exhausted. 'i'm going to go see t*ft.'#the grandkid is just :DDDD doesn't he look neat grandma????#crack //#HE'S IN THE AFTERLIFE LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF BTW.

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negrowhat · 2 years

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I was too busy with the flashback that I forgot to comment on how Dongbaek was like, "I'm not actually hungry. I'm just trying to go home with you because I missed you but your giant ass is not taking my hints so now I have to outright say it."

#that flashback stressed yudam out #he looked exhausted #shit kicked his ass #that whole forest triggered the worst time in his life #poor bub #the director who buys me dinner

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bibleofficial · 3 months

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went to the beach w kp & 4 other indian friends & 3 of us had NEVER surfed before girl WHEW it’s SO fun literally only 20quid to rent a wetsuit & board & i fucking smashed my toes on the sand so much, but also we 1) got the wrong tickets so we got off 1 stop early 2) went to find a bus & the bus that was supposed to be 15 min turned into an HOUR 3) on our way to find a bus back everyone’s phones are dying or dead bc it took us 3hrs longer to get there, cigarettes are out 4) all of the shops in town are closed & the town seems to have ONLY a tesco extra & 1 off license that sells a PACK FOR 15.65 A PACK WHICH IS FUCKING CRIMINAL ITS CHEAPER TO BUY IT FROM TESCO ARE U INSANE 5) the bus back to the other town kept skipping us bc the bus stop wasn’t the ACTUAL bus stop - i had 1 bowl since literally 11a & we got back at fucking 11p 😭😭😭

#diary #i was honestly abt to strangle EVERYBODY #‘do u have a cigarette’ ‘where’s ur vape’ ‘where are we going’ ‘which bus is it’ ‘do u have a ___’ ‘did u bring ___’ girl what am i DORA w #the magic fuckin BACKPACK ??? while ur UP MY ASS dig around & SEE IF SMTHGS IN THERE 😭😭😭😭#i literally broke sobriety again bc i was just #girl i was so agitated & there was 1 TRAIN LEFT BEFORE 11P so we needed to get the 2ND TO LAST BUS OF THE DAY #i deadass was like ‘if we miss that train i will make sure u all go blind’ ‘did u bring a knife’ ‘I DONT NEED 1’#AKSJAKSKAKKSJSKSSJAKJSKAHSKSHDLASKAKDLA #LIKE U BITCHES SMOKED ALL MY CIGARETTES MY VAPES DEAD MY PHONES DYING UR ALL DRUNK IM GOING TO KILL YALL 😭😭😭😭😭#<- me knowing i could never be a parent #tbh if i caught my kid smoking a cig id make em do the ol ‘im going to sit down in front of u w a fresh box of cigarettes & make u finish #the box or pass out’#YES IM STRICT #i think it’s so funny ok unrelated but like they��ll speak hindi & i’ve just #learned it through being around them kind of like i can’t speak it except for some word u know like matachot etc but i’ll Understand the #Context & what’s being Said #ASLKALSKALSKLAKSLAKSLAKSLA like while waiting for the train back 1 of them was talking abt me being a fool to the others - literally they’re #all indian & i had walked away so when i walked back he was still talkin but then i started giggling bc i knew he was talkin abt me & how i #pinched a bit of the kebab to throw to the seagull bc he offered it to me & i needed to bait the seagull w something & i pinched & tossed &#& he looked at me like 😦 bhenchod ! & then the seagull came over & i was like :D hi bestie <3333 but then when i started giggling after i #walked back he was like ‘what the fuck does he just know hindi now’#it makes me laugh so fucking HARD 😭😭😭😭😭 LIKE FUCK U I LIKE TO PARTICPATE IN COVERSATION IDC ABT LANGUAGE #like i’ve been surrounded by yall for the past #girl it’s been like a year i don’t even talk to british ppl or americans #ALSKALSKALSKALKSLAKSLALSLA MESS ! i love to slavsquat & kp hates it bc he’s like ‘we’re in the uk why are u sitting like this’ bc he thinks #it’s ’too indian’ ALSKALSKALSKALJSKAKDLA 😭😭😭😭😭 this hips were made for sitting #we’re definitely going to go back bc it’s SO CLOSE IF WE ACTUALLY USE THE TRANSPORT PROPERLY ITS ONLY LIKE AN HOUR OR SO COMMUTE EACH WAY #bring lunch whatever #i’m exhausted but also socially like bro i had to leave the donner place just to walk around the block for SOME QUIET #i’ve just been sososososo busy LOSING MY MIND

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dollyprincessollie · 2 years

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bro was NOT lying when he said this

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hoodedmenace · 11 months

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#i fully had to step away from making dinner because i can't stop thinking about the panel where dick is beating the shit out bruce #for dosing jason with fear venom (and presumably selina) and i know it's a separate run in a separate universe #(i'm assuming i genuinely don't feel like reading it)#but the fact that that's what you choose to do with these characters is so exhausting like #you take away your kid's agency afraid of what he might do when canonically #following the og run #your neglect led him into the hands of the joker in the first place #you treated childhood trauma in someone who grew up surviving on the streets by letting him beat up the people that used to hurt him #and then someone's like haha you know what would be funny if we took the guy who had little agency in his childhood #no agency in his death or rebirth or recovery (looking at you talia)#and then made his FATHER FIGURE dose him with FEAR VENOM #listen i don't care if i'm getting the details wrong the point is that it's stupid i hate it and dick grayson is correct in his actions #get his ass

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sandinthemachine · 2 years

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he woke up late and threw on everything he could reach half asleep 😭

literally, man got dressed in the literal pitch-black middle of night, he looks like the military equivalent of a hungover frat boy doing a walk of shame and half the stuff he grabbed isn't even his stuff

he stole the hat because he doesn't have sunglasses

forget the whole military uniform thing those don't exist...and equipment??? no way, he's got a straw under his hood and he's day-drinking his troubles away waiting to go home

#he is getting NO BITCHES like that #look at him #absolutely ridiculous #you can't even see if his belt is properly looped anymore #i've been so exhausted lately but somehow THIS prompted such strong emotions in me dear god #if anyone likes this skin #or writes smut for it #i wanna see #i just really wanna know #cuz i look at it #and i am a desert #except for my eyes #oceans of tears right here #goddamn tragedy #it's him and his hand tonight #i don't even think he could hit it from behind without me laughing my ass off #anon replies #könig

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dinitride-art · 2 years

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“Well, he hopes that it only happened once. No one will tell him exactly what happened after Dustin rolled a 20 on opening a door and bludgeoning his brain.

Mike’s pretty sure he knows how it went down.

Attacking with: Door. Creature has to make a DC 10 saving throw- disadvantage due to a point of exhaustion. On a failed save target takes 2d6 bludgeoning damage + the attackers strength modifier UNLESS the target creature has had the most emotionally terrifying experience of their life AND is ‘frightened’. In this specific situation that has just been ruled by the DM- the creature would then take 5d6 bludgeoning damage + the attackers strength modifier.

Dustin, roll an attack in this instance to give Mike one more chance to succeed. Natural twenty- roll damage, double the dice and add your strength mod. So that will be… 20 points of damage- doubled to 40. And then adding Dustin’s strength- he’s got a 17 for strength, so that would be- oh, you added to your ability score? Right you guys just went up a level. That makes it a… 19? Damn. So, that would be 40 + 4- 44 points of damage to Mike.

Okay, if your hit point total is 56 you should still be up! Mike? What- oh. Right. That conversation with Joyce dealt Mike… what was it again- 11 points of psychic damage?

You’re at 1 hit point? You’re still up then!

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Oh. Right. That one magical item- the poetry book- makes it so you take 2d6 psychic damage in situations… that cause significant emotional distress.

Are you in significant emotional distress Michael?

Yes?

6 points of psychic damage.

And he’s down.

Then the party took him to a cleric or whatever. Mike’s had a lot of time to think about this. Four days of nothing will make a person decide they take psychic damage in emotional situations- and roll for the damage they sustained due to a friend's betrayal. And a door.

Will’s already taken the dice away from him.”

Thought I’d share this part of ch.6 of Conversations and Slamming doors, because this may be the new funniest thing I’ve ever written. Even if it only makes sense to me and like three other people.

#byler #my writing #I was looking up bludgeoning damage #and trying to figure out how to drop Mike to zero with a door #because it’s not really an attack #so it wouldn’t have Dustin rolling for it #it’d more just be a thing that happens to Mike?#maybe there would be like a strength check but- anyways #I needed Mike get knocked out #and now Mike being a poet is far more relevant to this fic than I ever thought it would be #anyways back to my point here- I took the d6s from falling damage and was like sure. that’ll work #make it like two for a door slam #and then Mike got a point of exhaustion for disadvantage on- at the very least dex #which definitely isn’t his highest stat #my boy is constantly flailing #and a whole ass magical item just to do psychic damage to him #it was so much fun

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lakemichigans · 1 year

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this week has been an exercise in not killing myself every time my dog looks at me like i’m his abuser

#literally sobbing while i'm giving him his medicine because he doesn't UNDERSTAND #he's a rescue and we have no idea what his life was like before he ended up in the shelter #but he was captured by animal control because he was wandering the streets alone and malnourished #and then he was in a kill shelter on the list to be put down because no one wanted to adopt him #so he's had a hard life already and he was JUST starting to get comfortable with me and trust me #and then he got sick and now he thinks i'm literally abusing him and he's so so scared all the time #he looks at me with pure fear in his eyes #he doesn't want me anywhere near him #this is genuinely one of the most heartbreaking things i've had to do #i've taken care of 3 dogs now at the end of their lives and none of that was any comparison to this #at least those dogs accepted my comfort and i was making their life better not worse #and i know i'm doing the right thing by giving him medicine OBVIOUSLY but that doesn't make it any easier #and i'm so scared he'll never trust me again #it took us months to get to this point and it's all ruined #i'm just mentally so exhausted and depressed #sorry for this bummer ass post lmao #suicide tw

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