#loser hobie >>>>>>>>

[punkeropercyjackson]

The comics Spiderband when Hobie told them he has a crush on Miles

[plutonicbees]

I've been totally fixated on the fact that gwen stays with hobie when she's not on spider-team missions so here's some fun notes

gwen says that hobie lets her crash in his universe- not "house" or "place" or "apartment", because hobie is homeless

she wears his chucks (how is she fitting into his shoes?) which is funny because hobie's original spider-punk costume included him wearing chucks, but in the movie he only wears boots

in the comics, the gwen stacy of earth-138 was, in hobie's words, "the greatest artist of [their] generation" who died a punk-rock legend, and hobie was/is a big fan of hers. gwen thinks his universe is cool and thinks it's extra cool that she's famous there, so his universe is probably something of a comfort place for her

gwen is apparently in his band (possibly his friend group which he calls the spider-band despite the fact that they're not actually a band and the others are not spideys), though gwen once rejected hobie's proposal of making an album together because his singing voice is awful (still, this was after they saved the world by playing punk rock together)

also, it's interesting to read "coming out as a superhero" as a queer allegory and it works in this situation as it parallels queer kids being kicked out of their homophobic homes and staying with friends in the aftermath

anyways. support the gwen and hobie besties agenda <3

[voltaical-art]

woagh made a spidersona hes like if spiderman was a punk rock loser

[clowningaroundmars]

hobie genuinely making miles snort-laugh with such a stupid lame joke but miles just cant help it!

its like miles' lame "am i late or are you all just early?" joke that gwen giggled at in itsv. every spiderperson is super lame and corny

for example, hobie taking miles to his boat for the first time

miles: you live on a BOAT??! how?!! :O

hobie: i mean i gotta, dont i? i'm an anarchist. all i ever do is… "pirate" ;)

miles:

hobie:

miles:

hobie:

miles, turning around suddenly: snrrkk kmfmfff-

[the-kr8tor]

Sorry, babes, no OPIN update this week :( I was a bit occupied these last few days and I couldn't finish it on time so sorry! Don't worry it'll be out sometime next week, thank you for being patient ❤️

[ghxstmxchine]

thinking abt a camboy!Hobie fic,,,,,

[eyesxxyou]

Loser Hobie too... he's so special to me. I'd buy him matching panties/thongs and bralettes, hooking my finger on the thong strap just to pull it and watch it snap against his skin. I'd call him such a pretty girl, and suck his cock through the frilly panties just to be mean and punish him for ruining his pretty panties.

-🐘

I'd finger him with them on, tell him he's such a sissy bitch. And when he whines and cries from my abuse of his prostate, I'll rub it until he cums and makes a mess of the pretty panties I got him. It gives me such a great excuse to take them off of him and stuff them in his mouth to keep him quiet while I take my strap and fuck him hard.

[mad-tears]

Spider-band you will always be famous 

[milogoestogreendale]

i love movie hobie a lot but smth i hope to see in the next movie is more of his personality. i absolutely adore the nerdier side of him that’s shown in the comics. i get that they needed hobie to seem cool to motivate miles’ jealousy, but i like that being punk is inherently countercultural. naturally, we’re gonna be considered a little weird, offbeat, because we don’t conform to the social norm. comic hobie is a great example of this, being openly nerdy about the punk subculture. after all, what makes a nerd is being weirdly passionate about something, and what is being punk if not being unapologetically passionate about the music, diy, attitude and politics?

i think a lot of the subtle changes in his character can be attributed to his writing being moved from a punk creator to a larger studio with less of a personal position in the community. im not one of those people who thinks good characters getting public recognition totally devalues them, but there is something to be said about how punk characters are often edited to be more appealing to general audiences.

[jeonghanssidechick]

min hee jin saying that hybe copied her idea for bts like babe this was them at debut idk if i'd be bragging about that

[punkeropercyjackson]

'End cringe culture!!!'You guys can't even handle adults who love kids cartoons because they have lgbt representation

[plutonicbees]

with gwen and hobie being friends in across the spider-verse and hobie being so super cool i do hope that there is some acknowledgement of the origins of their friendship

aka - hobie brown is a gwen stacy fanboy and is immediately excited to meet her and then they play some world-saving punk rock music together

[mixtapedoh]

bts bias order go

omg marry me ♡♡♡♡♡. LINDSAY DON'T LOOK AND DON'T @ ME

namjoon -> hobi -> yoongi -> jin -> tae -> jungkook -> jimin

✩⡱ send me a group and i'll tell you my bias order

[dixidin]

I nearly forgot to post this, but two words can sum up my whole experience with the new spider verse movie. I cried

[neonwebs]

Miguel the type of mf to be like “As per my last email,”

[eyesxxyou]

I'm keeping these nerd Hobie requests so I can write drabbles for them in the morning when I get a hold of my computer 😋