Devastating! Art museum gift shop doesn’t sell prints of specific and unpopular painting that struck a cord with you!
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minos was such a pussy. if my wife gave birth to an epic minotaur baby i wouldn't have locked him in a labyrinth. i would have taken him to the mcdonalds play place (athens) every day and let him eat as many stray mcnuggets (athenians) off the floor as he wanted. i love you hungry son
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here's a fake interview about my me & my girlfriend that i transcribed from my head. enjoy!
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Clicked on an article from the anthropology subreddit about loneliness and was immediately blasted into oblivion by this opening paragraph
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