#love my two fav mans

[tinyangrynerd]

I can't believe they actually dragged me back into this fucking game, after setting several pieces of cheese under a cardboard box for me, with 2v8 mode of all things.. (it was fun <3)

I have also found a new favorite gross lil' freak! :3c

[whereismyhat5678]

Me? Obsessed?? Nah man- you got the wrong guy 🙌 I ain’t obsessed with anything- PFF- yeah right-

……..

Okay maybe a bit-

[coyotecares]

thougths on shinsou's timeskip hair

[niko-sasaki-dbd]

Honestly I thought I was being a bit cheesy with my song choices for my dbda playlists, but I finally listened to Jayden's playlist for Charles, and I was wrong. I didn't even know what cheesy was before listening to that playlist.

[the-holy-ghosted]

anybody else think about the size. of henry peglar. or lack thereof, really

[mattzerella-sticks]

Marvel, X-Men, whoever - I'm begging you.

Let these two (Wolverine and Bishop) get together.

[deernozone]

hello everybody, I love Jorge so much, thanks for listening

[monocub]

a 1000% self-indulgent pokemon doodle, pls meet my blue dog -v-

[crybaby-bkg]

Dabi sneaks into your room while you shower, makes himself entirely too comfortable when he sprawls out on your bed. You’re in the conjoined bathroom showering, completely oblivious to his presence until you step out. You gasp at the sight of him, hands instantly clenching onto your towel before you relax, rolling your eyes with a huff as you go about gathering your lotion.

“Who the hell invited you in my bed?” You ask him, voice holding much less malice than he had expected. Dabi only chuckles under his breath, stretches like some stray cat getting entirely too comfortable in their found owners home. You cut your eyes at him, watching his Cheshire smile as he rests his hand on his folded arms behind him.

“Didn’t know I needed an invitation, sweetheart.” He tells you, pouts a little when you throw an empty water bottle at him. “Last time I was here, you were begging me to stay—“

“Yeah, yeah. Whatever. Just announce yourself next time, I damn near had a heart attack.” You snip at him, turning your back as you drop your towel. It doesn’t do much to hide you though, as you stand in front of your floor length mirror, cutting your eyes at the man who hasn’t taken his eyes off of you since you entered the room.

“Can I do it?” Dabi asks quietly, finally sits up when he sees you picking up your lotion, hands splayed and ready. You eye him warily, trying to figure out what he’s up to you, but the sincerity and wonder that gathers in his eyes is enough to sway you. Your answer to him is a hum as you hand over the lotion bottle, turning on your heel so you can face him head on.

Dabi stands quickly, stares you down as he makes his way to you, his form lanky and tall, heavy boots loud in the quietness of the room. When he grabs the bottle, his fingers glide against yours, and he makes quick work of lathering it into your arms. He rubs cheekily at your chest, grinning up at you when he flicks your nipples just to watch your nose scrunch as you mutter about him being a little creep.

He kneels in front of you, rubs the lotion between his hands, warms it just so with his quirk, works it into your legs and calves. You rest against the mirror placed on the wall behind you, head thrown back as you hum under your breath, moaning slightly when he lifts your foot and rests it on his knee to slather your toes down in the lotion, cracks the knuckles there to feel you jump before relaxing.

He guides you to turn around, works on the backs of your thighs, kisses the cellulite and dimples there as you reach a hand back to stroke his hair. When he stands, he crowds you, hands squished between your bodies to massage your back gently.

“I’m hard as a rock right now,” Dabi admits under his breath, eyes glancing up at your own in the mirror reflection. You tut at him, smiling softly, as his evidence is pressed into the small of your naked back, and you welcome him with a little wiggle of your hips.

“You’re obsessed with me.” Is all you give him, biting your bottom lip when Dabi nips at your neck, when he grinds against you, fits the shape of his cock between your cheeks.

“Yeah.” He agrees, breathily, easily, as if the sentiment is as simple as breaking into your house and admiring you like some lazy, domesticated stray that you always seem to welcome with open arms.

[greasydumbfuck]

im in a mood MY FUCKING HUSBAND!!!! I MISS HIM.

[book-of-legends]

Lief: "Can we talk more about these 'Universe Gates'? Sounds a bit like what I keep hearing about the fourth wall."

Wait, the what? How do you know about that-??

"I think I made those back when we were still going through the deity war," They said but seemed unsure. "I could be wrong though! That was like a bazillion years ago. I'm still pretty mad I was regenerating the whole time! I missed the funny little mortals fighting each other with their magic, that would have been so fun to watch!" The Hoopa suddenly crossed their arms in annoyance. "I still think it was pretty stupid Xerneas and Yveltal stopped the whole thing! I wanted to see some bloodshed!!" They gave an ominous grin, Sirius however was staring at them with disgust, "What in God's name is wrong with you." Journey just gave a shrug, "I dunno! Ask Arceus, They made me." "Hmmm..."

Sirius looked surprised at first, but his expression quickly shifted into a glare upon realizing he was being insulted.

"You know being a U-Gate Engineer isn't easy, Journey."

The Meowstic glared at them, they were starting to become fed up with the Hoopa's childishness. "Seriously? You're bored? Good gods, I should be teaching young and eager college students right now, Journey! Not babysitting you, an incompetent, indolent and frankly stubborn Demi-god." "But, No. Because of that and having to sit here and babysit you constantly, I must continue to be the only technician qualified enough to do work on U-gates!" He sighed, before pointing at them. "You should be very grateful I keep on top of our jobs work queue. You stupidly created thousands of these gates and didn't even think of the consequences and upkeep required to keep them--" The Hoopa cut off his rant. "Yeah, yeah. Okay."

"Oh. Okay, first name calling and now you're gaslighting me again?" He put up a paw in dismissal, Sirius looked a bit hurt by their words. "And about something I told you in complete sincerity? Really mature Journey. Stop it, I'm not stupid enough to fall for your tricks anymore. That, there, is why we have a 'No Talking' rule on repair jobs now." "Calling me a nerd is very demeaning of my efforts and I do not appreciate it." Sirius was staring daggers at the Hoopa, they however seemed disinterested in what he had to say. "Same old, same old. You're still a nerd, just with a fancy title."

Sirius turned his attention back to the Simbobeon, his irritation with the Hoopa was quick to melt away.

"It's my field of work and I take great pride in my knowledge of it. I have made many contributions to the greater knowledge and study of U-gates." He gave a cheerful smile. "I've even written various papers on them, held conferences and much more… In other words, I am considered the specialist on them. So, do your worst, If I don't know the answer I'm happy to investigate and get back to you with one."

→ Sirius happily invites any questions Lief or others may have regarding the Universe Gates, seems he'll do his best to answer anything asked about them! → Universe Gate questions will be prioritized and likely will be answered primarily in text format. Other asked questions will continue normally on the side.

[whiskeyswifty]

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[chrollogy]

im sorry i called you ugly yesterday

[danieldeepwebs]

for pride month i’m coming out. as a cavetown fan. i regularly listen to and enjoy his music

[skitskatdacat63]

2009 Italian Grand Prix - Rubens Barrichello & Jenson Button

[bmpmp3]

and since im in a musicposting mood you should listen to jellyfish right NOW