#love u petra minecraft

[rosebudbl00d]

this is so predictable but i request petra

Im so sorry to do you like this brother the block and laziness has gotten to me

She's literally my beefcake yk. Rolls her sleeves up to shit to make her muscles look bigger and picks ppl up just cuz she can

Love u petra no one gets u like i do.....

[boxofoxberry]

birfday peetah ^-^

[a-problematic-writer]

I know I’ve been in the MCSM fandom too long because people use Lukesse and Jesskas interchangeably now. (Boomer VC) Back in MY day, Lukesse was for Fem!Jesse/Lukas and Jesskas was for Masc!Jesse/Lukas…

[tippedarrows]

Hi it’s me Jesse Minecraft story mode the real one can u send me 100 bucks so I can buy a new treehouse I’ll let you meet my pet her name is Petra

holy shit

Jesse... oh my ... god... is is... is.. oh my god... ohnyhoddr.... take all my money... jess... jess take all my money, jess.

I totally believe you because why would you lie to me . Jesse would never lie to me

Here, Jess. take my money. oh my god take all of it. please. holy shit. Jesse. I love you so much im such a big fan if you ever want anything just ask. my credit card number is 451-451-451. it expires 4/51. The ccv code 451.

Fuck, my cash app is Lukazizcewl... ill send you money.

fuck it I'm going to dm you money over tumblr. I'll figure it out.

I love you

[enden-agolor]

what's your jesskas prince/hero au about? 👀

P.S. ur like one of my fave artist on here! u and ur art are so cool frfr B)

Thank you omg!!! 🥺❤️ That's such a delight to hear honestly.

But okay so for the Prince/Hero au.

This is not a medieval timeline or anything. It is still 100% Minecraft. The monsters and animals are Minecraft mobs still.

Lukas is the prince in this au. Jesse is the local town hero.

Basically Lukas has lived his entire life shut away in the castle with his family. Reason being due to an accident when he was a youth, he received a scar on his chin, and his family, the royals. His parents haaaate it. They think it ruins their perfect regal look as a collective family when he's there, so they basically keep him away at gatherings. He also has a sister who I decided will be Nell (cuz she's blond and blue eyes like Lukas) BUT LISTEN she isn't like a girly princess or anything she absolutely loathes the king and queen, 1. For how they treat Lukas, and 2. Because they are unfathomably strict, and force all their ideals onto their children. Nell still has her laidback chill personality from the games, maybe without the dudebro speech pattern, but she has to keep it hidden around their parents. She doesn't wear a dress or anything. That is the one thing she doesn't let her parents force her to do. She's super kind to Lukas and everything. She's also younger than him so their parents play favorite on her hard and she hates it. Also the characters from the episode 8 in mcsm are her besties that she competes in like archery with or other 'royal' games.

Anyways so yeah uh Lukas never ever goes out of the castle. Not since he was a child. The kingdom basically forgot about the prince because he's never mentioned or seen so it's basically as though he doesn't really exist. All over a scar?? It's ridiculous, I know. He doesn't have any friends, just a massive library, and his gifted ocelot, Dewey.

Onto Jesse, he's the town hero/errand boy. His best friend Petra is leader of the towns guards. Axel is a blacksmith, and Olivia is an inventor. Jesse himself does all the good deeds in town. Everyone loves him. He's a buff little ray of sunshine. And because he's strong, he's noticed by some recruit team from the castle to enlist in his assistance up there for a big event (there was an accident so they're out a bunch of men so they go to the nearest towns and pick the strongest people they can find, Beacon being one of them.

So that day Jesse is up there, he's told he's not allowed to touch ANYTHING other than what he's assigned to (because he's a peasant to the royals) and guess who he accidentally bumps into??? Prince Lukas 😳 But here's the catch. Lukas isn't exactly allowed to be out of his room when there's an event so he has to wear a hood to keep himself hidden. He was on the way back from collecting a recent delivery of new books to read from a gentleman (this man only comes to the castle when there's something big happening, it's his only way in) who Lukas gives money just to bring new books back for him whenever he visits.

So yeah Jesse and Lukas bump into each other and Jesse doesn't at all recognize him as a prince or anything because he can't see his regal blond hair under his hood, nor does Jesse know that Lukas' existence as prince is even possible because... well Lukas is never talked bout. So instead of apologizing profusely to Lukas like Lukas is used to, Jesse's just like "oh sorry man, let me help you with those." Helps Lukas pick up all the books that scattered. Lukas himself is immediately attuned to the fact that Jesse didn't treat him like some priceless object when they bumped, so Lukas is immediately interested in who this man is. He's never seen him here at the castle. Jesse offers to help Lukas carry his books which Lukas hesitantly allows (he's not used to talking to strangers). They bring the books back to the library and Lukas basically asks Jesse who he is. They tell each other their names and Jesse explains who he is and what he does. The town hero. Does errands for the town. Mines the ores that go to the castle and town. Has this cool pet pig named Reuben (who doesn't die in this au btw) and so on.

Lukas is... enthralled with Jesse. He's immediately asking him questions about what its like to live in town and how it is living amongst nature. Jesse's like 🤨 Bro do you ever go out? (mentally) But he doesn't question it he just assumes castle staff don't need to leave since they already have it all. But Jesse explains what its like, all the stuff he does and Lukas is just in awe over all of it. He spent most of his life staring down at the town from his rooms balcony, longing to adventure down there but now he has someone from town itself to tell him all about it! Not only that, but Jesse also during this conversation offers to introduce Lukas to Reuben, because Lukas just assumed that pigs were dangerous where as Jesse just laughs like "what?? no way, he's my best friend."

So guess who starts sneaking out in his little cloak and commoner outfits to go hang out with the hero every other night? Oh em gee its Lukas! 😍 Jesse shows him what the world is like, introduces him to so, so much. Takes him mining. Shows him the town and the animals. It's an entirely new learning experience for Lukas. Lukas loves the humanity Jesse shows in his personality. And Jesse adores Lukas' innocence and inexperience with the world he himself has memorized all his years of living. It's like Jesse gets to fall in love with the world around him all over again, but in an entirely new way just by sharing it with Lukas.

It's... ahem. Very gay. Aaaand kind of slow burn too. I plan on writing a fic for this au in the future because I have SOOO many ideas. Just yesterday I decided Aiden is going to be the cocky, arrogant knight with a superiority complex who likes to just go into town and terrorize 'peasants' and to challenge Jesse's heroism. Lukas knows Aiden and absolutely despises him with a burning passion. Even more so when he stands beside Jesse in his commoner clothes and hood, a prince hidden amongst the lower class just to watch this so called 'noble knight' be a major dick to everyone and everything. Also some HEAVY heavy angst happens with him. I won't talk about it because spoilers because I do wanna write a fic, but yeah. Aiden enjoyers don't look I'm about to fucking obliterate a man (I hate him genuinely).

All in all this au is really fucking sweet and I love it SOOOO much. Did I mention Jesse and Lukas send letters to each other via pigeon? 🥹 Yeah. That's real. Lukas is gonna fall for Jesse and Jesse's gonna fall even harder. It will be so cool.

[mcsmkin]

Jesse repeatedly walking into a piston trap for your amusement.

[blogartroxana]

I know, I make drawings all the time about Petra, but I love her.

[jeanbie]

ATTACK ON TITAN! AND THEIR ICKS ★ masterlist.

⏤ these are mostly for fun ^__^ sorry if u think some of these are not icks...ur wrong....but fair enough...

reiner always posts thirst trap work out stories on instagram

gabi has a sticky ipad screen

whenever eren is on discord his microphone is always so crackly and loud and he’s always asking if everybody can hear him

connie and jean genuinely love minecraft parodies and did not get the message when the creeper song stopped being funny

zeke smells his underwear to see if it’s still ok to wear for a second day in a row

sasha and hange own galaxy print leggings

historia takes pictures of her starbucks

connie and sasha scream when the teacher turns off the lights

ymir pushes people off their chairs at lunch because she finds it funny but it isn’t and nobody laughs

connie always tries to throw his trash into the bin and it misses every time and he never picks the litter up

falco knows all of the fortnite dances

eren was subscribed to onision when he was younger and found him funny

erwin claps when the plane lands

berthold listens to imagine dragons

historia always complains about how short she is

reiner and connie bully falco on roblox

pieck never washes her hands after using the toilet

mikasa owns a “normal people scare me” t-shirt

armin reminds the teacher about homework and tests

marco chews with his mouth open and talks when eating so the food goes absolutely everywhere

erwin fights with people on facebook

levi uses really out of date memes and it’s just cringey and awkward

hitch tells other girls that they belong in the kitchen and that she’s one of the boys

sasha had a dan and phil phase and drew whiskers on her face to go to school

erwin says “who’s that” when you show him a meme

jean plays his music out loud and tries to sing along to it but he’s really awful

reiner tries to show off in the library but gets yelled at in front of everybody and it’s awkward

petra never swears and she always says “oh DARN” or “dang flabbit”

porco listens to xxxtentacion

armin takes harry potter houses a little too seriously

mikasa always calms eren down after fights by being like “don’t worry i’ll calm him down. eren, it’s me, it’s mikasa, it’s me”

reiner burps and blows it at people

levi asks to speak to the manager

floch makes misogynistic jokes but nobody laughs

zeke constantly smells like cigarettes

pieck wears her pad for a little bit too long than normal

colt sends thirst traps but gets left on read

connie still tries to send streaks but only sasha replies

mikasa wears those tattoo chokers

erwin and levi sign their names at the end of text messages

marco uses XD

eren enters instagram giveaways

armin says doggo

connie has no social awareness and farts in public

sasha eats really loudly and you can’t hear the tv over her eating

jean pushes people as a way of flirting

all of them say twitch emotes out loud except for maybe levi and erwin

annie is terrible at eyeliner but she still posts pictures saying “makeup looked good today”

reiner never crops his screenshots when he posts them

berthold carries a chessboard everywhere with him

porco thinks he can dance but he can’t

historia drinks wkd and pretends she’s drunk when she isn’t

reiner, jean and connie moan in class

armin pretends like he’s best friends with the teacher

levi bulk bought essential supplies at the start of corona lockdown and didn’t care that there was nothing left for anyone else

olou does not wear a mask

gabi picks her nose and eats it

erwin always wears a swimming hat even if he’s in a paddling pool or the ocean

annie has a monster energy can collection

ymir and porco make fun of people’s dead parents

historia fakes her sneezes to be more high pitched

armin and eren used to make song parodies on youtube but forgot the password so they can’t delete the videos

zofia is a horse girl

mikasa thinks liking lana del rey makes you unique

armin runs to classes

eren constantly has dirt under his fingernails

sasha eats loudly over zoom in class and never goes on mute

jean and connie renegade

you can always hear armin biting his fingernails and skin if the class is quiet enough

jean loudly asks questions during movies

[romeoburg-archived]

How it was for Aiden and Wulfric to have Blake??Was it hard to raise him???

compared to the rest of the couples / relationships in zeroverse with spawn, aiden and wulfric were pretty far behind. when i usually draw my nextgen stuff, blake is three cycles (years) old. the next youngest are aurora and jasmine (stella and petras twins) however if u count FIRST BORNS (since stella and petras first kid is mira), the next youngest is ruby (jesse and romeos spawn). the reason is took them so long was because spawn-making is REALLY easy. not like real-life-human-baby-making easy, but more like... my little pony gen 1 easy. if both+all parties agree then they go to a specific shrine and a spawn just. appears. i really need to flesh out that concept more but its basically how ppl spawn into new worlds in vanilla minecraft?? they just kind of appear/??

anyways thats the reason it took so long. aiden wanted a kid, wulfric wasnt ready. so the two just never went to the shrine until way later when wulfric was finally ready for the responsibility. and this is all partly due to his own fears since his parents didnt rly raise him well and he wasnt sure he’d be able to teach his kid the stuff he needed to survive.

and yes. it was difficult. blake basically 100% inherited wulfric’s parkour skills and climbing abilities. that kid could get himself wedged anywhere and then it’d be up to wulfric to fish him out. on the flip side, he basically got 100% of aiden’s personality and stubbornness. you bet trying to give that kid a bath was like trying to herd cats. and it didnt rly help that despite aiden mellowing out after s2, he still had a bit of a mean streak and it definitely rubbed off onto his impressionable son.

wulf and aiden love blake to death but man is it a big commitment.

[lordvonthunderporkvi]

here we go again

(hey at least it’s only 12 pages this time)

I -clap- AM -clap- NOT -clap- READY -clap- FOR -clap- THIS

It really can’t download fast enough can it

EPISODE 5: GO

WHOA ROMEO IS NARRATING

Romeo could you stop being the salt master for one FREAKING MINUTE PLEASE

“Jesse is a perfect example of what we call a ‘bad friend’” no I’m a great friend you on the other hand killed one of your friends and imprisoned the other who’s the bad friend now

Alright buddy do you WANT me to throw you in a dumpster because that’s what you seem to be asking for

See Romeo your problem is that you’re too attached to Jesse and company it’s to the point of being creepy and destructive this is why they don’t “appreciate” your “gifts”

Also because your gifts include a stupid cursed gauntlet that I can’t take off but you know whatever

You will never be Jesse

“The better Jesse” keep telling yourself that Romeo

HE ACTUALLY BELIEVED IVOR’S STORY WOW

Oh really

I won’t get to see how much better you’ve made Beacontown

Okay keep telling yourself that Romeo

Wow Jack’s sure had a change of heart

“I don’t want to end up like Fred.  I don’t want Beacontown to be like Xara’s town.”  don’t worry Petra we got this

Binta you bean

Guys do you maybe think just waltzing in like you own the place might be a bad idea even though technically you do own the place

Romeo’s gonna die he X’d out Lukas’s face

I like how the soundtrack is like a dark version of the episode one opening credits soundtrack

DON’T KILL THE PIGS

WE DON’T KILL THE PIGS IN BEACONTOWN

Romeo did it ever occur to you that all this lava might be a fire hazard

Oh look it’s me-wait no

AXEL AND OLIVIA NO THAT’S NOT ME

Just WAIT THEM OUT don’t SNEAK INTO THE SHOP WHILE THEY’RE IN THERE

Romeo you-

I’m gonna kill Romeo

He is threatening to destroy Redstonia and Boomtown nice Romeo way to be subtle

I am going to kill you Romeo

I am going to kill you s l o w l y a n d p a i n f u l l y

He just destroyed Champion City for ABSOLUTELY NO REASON RIGHT IN FRONT OF STELLA’S EYES

Lluna no

I don’t think Jesse has ever said “eh” in her life way to be subtle Romeo

YEESSS OLIVIA AXEL

Stop talking so FREAKING LOUDLY

Axel no offense but you two aren’t exactly the brightest sometimes I think the others will have no problem telling that’s not me

hah

yeah

A “pretty good Jesse impression”

Because I would totally put posters of myself up all around town, completely change basically everything about the town into a lava-and-fire version, and destroy Champion City to PROVE -clap- A -clap- POINT

That’s totally something I would do

Petra what’s wrong

“Stella sucks even when she’s on our side” nice to know that you haven’t changed at all Petra

I’m sorry this is a sad moment I’ll try to be more sad

Oh what, you mean #potato451?

Careful Jesse he could be listening you never know

Don’t SHOUT did you not HEAR ME HE COULD BE LISTENING

Alright I have a feeling this lever will advance the plot so I’m not gonna pull it yet

That he is Axel

“He’s just been...missing.” LUKAS

Jack named the parrot Archie

I bet he’s Nurm’s and Nurm made Jack keep him

-when- we defeat Romeo, Binta.  Not -if-

Okay shut me down Jesse “don’t think we’re going to be able to read our way to the tower” geez

Good idea Petra

Okay I think that’s everything

Pull the lever Kronk- er, Jesse

“By the tides” Vos and Jack use the same expressions

Whaaaat was that

Petra just sliding in to save the day

NURM

HAH I TOLD YOU WE’D FIND YOU

IVOR

“Jesse, I’m a ninja.  Where else would I be?” perfect

JACK IS FANBOYING OVER IVOR

Could this episode get any better wow

This game is great nice throwback to episode one

Did Ivor’s text color change

I like how he tried to be cool and say his names and stuff and then just gave up 10/10

Frankly I’m surprised he fell for your deception hook line and sink he should be smarter than that

How thought it’s embedded in the bedrock

Romeo have some common sense don’t just talk about the primary terminal when it is the only thing that can defeat you

I mean don’t stop being stupid because it’s helping me a lot but man you’re almost painfully stupid

Axel he killed one of his friends and imprisoned the other and still thinks THEY’RE “bad friends” no we can’t just reason with him

“Jesse taught me to keep the explosions in boomtown” good job Jesse

“I’m formulating a plan”-Jesse wow this episode is just a treasure trove of great lines isn’t it

JesseCon

Romeo why are you like this

Help us Stella

Montage we got a montage-

THIS IS AMAZING

“Are you sure I can’t just blow up the stage?  That would be distracting.”  for the love of notch Axel no you can’t just blow up the stage I thought Jesse taught you to keep the explosions in boomtown

“Then we wait for the big fireworks finale!”  “the...what?”  “It’s Romeo. I promise you there will be a huge fireworks finale.”  22/10

This planning montage is actually the best thing that has ever or will ever happen in this game

Petra was just surfing Jack up a waterfall what a time to be alive

“Explosions, excitement, explosions...I love it!”  keep going Axel honey you’re doing great

Stella will help us are you kidding me she knew that “Jesse” was the Admin before literally anybody else in the town

“I could follow her to them and then we wouldn’t have to talk!” me at every social event ever

“Great. Can I say how much I don’t like this plan?” Petra hush this is a great plan

Woohoo I’ve got my overalls back

She’s almost fooling me I think we’re okay

“One serving of Admin, coming up.”  Jesse that’s just weird

An ocelot LUKAS WHERE ARE YOU-

There’s a golem over there careful Jesse they might be equipped to know exactly where the Admin is and if they’re equipped to know exactly where the Admin is then they’ll know that you’re not the Admin

Oh look a piston contraption I’m gonna step on it

It’s Ivor from the very first episode all over again

“Your greatness” no

I’ve got golems at my disposal nice

Crap

HIDE

that ‘s not Stella

NELL

The statue is following her wow

Oh no

OH NO

HE’S GOING TO NOTICE THE STATUE FRICK

It’s Nell get it right Romeo

There’s Stella

Romeo is so thick sometimes I swear like he hasn’t once thought “hey maybe my city is being infiltrated by the real Jesse”

Wait nevermind he thinks the real Jesse’s dead

NO NELL NOOOOO

This is great watching Jesse try to be Romeo trying to be Jesse might just be the purest thing on this world

You just found out now that I’m back because I just got back like less than- I would say 2 hours ago but Minecraft time is different sooooo

See Petra I told you we’d be fine

“I happen to be an excellent actor.  I shall get into character.”  you do that Stella

Way to be subtle guys

No Binta that’s an awful idea

“I’m glad that we as a town could come together to celebrate-- of course it was mandatory but I sense that you wanted to come anyway.”  that is such a Romeo thing to say

Shut up Jack

“That’s like planning a birthday party without...well...without any fireworks!” such a tragedy

We MAKE fireworks that’s what we’re supposed to do Petra

Lukas’s book!

Stop talking so loudly he is going to hear you

“Only then you will scatter the shadows and reveal your goal”  that was weirdly deep Jack

BINTAAAA

She is a lot freaking stronger than I thought she was wow

Oh no

How can one person be so clumsy

Actually my real question is why did they let Jesse do the stuff a clumsy person could mess up easily Petra could’ve done the elytra-ing and we still would’ve been fine

Pick up the waterfall someone is going to see it

Are those withers

Who was that

Oh hey Nell

Stampy?

Stacy?

LUKAS

Does he still think the Admin is the real Jesse

Darling you’re right the Jesse you know wouldn’t do any of that stuff the Jesse out there is a fake

Dear notch don’t say it out loud he could be listening

That’s right only room for one crazed egomaniac

I like how Stampy has an army of parrots resting on his shoulders

frick

Come onnnn

Your office in MY town

I told you to pick up the waterfalllllll

COME ON

GIVE ME BACK MY FRIENDS

“Smug, arrogant, insignificant” wow I didn’t know the Admin was describing himself

Romeo’s impressions of the citizens are pure gold 10/10

are you KIDDING ME

ROMEO

WHY -clap- ARE -clap- YOU -clap- LIKE -clap- THIS

Yes because FJORDS are the biggest thing here

noooooo

Agreed Lukas such a jerk

FIND THE TERMINAL SPACE NOWWW

LUKAS

THERE ARE STAIRS -RIGHT THERE- JUST CLIMB UP THEM

Hey by the way where’s Xara

Where is my wife I want my wife back

THIS PLACE IS COOL

Well yeah Jesse we look around with our eyes what else would we look around with

Romeo doesn’t have any friends

Don’t fall off

Unlike season 1 episode 5, that is actually the Void and it doesn’t have any land beneath it

“Enter your password to begin a new program.” what

I bet that the chest is a creative inventory

How about the normal potato it isn’t “#poisonedpotato451”

Just try both of them it’s not hard to figure out

What is this freaking grid for

Wait

I bet it’s that symbol from episode 1 that like nobody talked about ever

No it isn’t

OH i get it

I think it was probably a bad thud

IT WAS A GOOD THUD

FFFFFFFFFFFFFRRRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEDDDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Okay so that post I made about the golden gauntlet was sort of incorrect  Romeo didn’t make it

Again?

Romeo’s been human before?

What

OH MY NOTCH

SCREW OFF ROMEO DEAR NOTCH OH MY GOSH

Don’t TELL HIM THAT

Just GREAT there are COLOSSI NOW

Was that a freaking hand pun

Vos except not Vos

This gauntlet is awesome okay

Cool an Admin-color-palette snowman Admin

No I’m not happy to see you you are the Admin not Petra

We’re back at the cabin

..does he not want to be home?

THE GAUNTLET FELL OFF

GET IT GET IT GET IT

HAHA YES

HE’S HUMAN NOW

It’s breaking we have to go we have to go we have to go

ohhhhh my goshhhhhhh

Nope darling you’re coming with me

RADAR

XARA?  WHERE IS SHE

RADARRRRR

That enderman just RIPPED THE COLOSSUSS’S ENTIRE HEAD OFF

BEACONTOWN IS SAAAAAAAAAVED

Blondie

Even Radar acknowledges his lack of shirt wow

Ivor’s ninja clothes were his pajamas

Of course I’ll take care of Lluna

Hey look we’ve got season 1 pre-armor Petra

Goodbyes?

What are you talking about Jack

Oh they’re just going on an adventure okay

Group hug

LUKAS IS MOVING INTO BEACONTOWN

No Axel we’ll be together again

Axel is me saying goodbyes

..

Sorry Petra I have to stay

I’ll see you again okay?

RADAR’S RANTS

My wish came true

Woohoo yeah let’s have lunch with the followers of Soren

AIDEN!

MY BOY

WP stands for White Pumpkin wow Cassie’s back “Look out” don’t worry your little behind Cassie I’m looking out

It’s the opening credits theme again!

I’m crying this is incredible

I really have no words

Thank you Telltale for such an amazing journey

[thelapismoon]

MCSM S2 E4 Commentary

Wow I have forgotten what this episode even was about. *whispers* I actually never finished watching a playthrough so I guess I'll see some knew stuff. Heh. I'm scared. I managed to get changed, get my food, update my tumblr, and this thing is only 55% complete. HOW LONG IS THIS EPISODE? 

Quite funny that I've already said this much stuff and the episode hasn't even completed downloading. I wonder who actually ever reads this? Sorry about not writing my commentary for the last episode. I just didn't want to stop the episode every three seconds to write. Speaking of that, I might just paused every ten minutes to write. Huh. Thank god it's at 83%. I'm worried. This soundtrack, oml. It's finally done downloading. See you on the other side. Is Radar the narrator now? Admin, Admin, let me like you. I want more Warden interactions. Oh look at this awful frame rate- that's my fault Wait I forgot that I gave in and became a guard. Nurm, I love you. Warden didn't deserve to die. This lighting tho. 10/10. Radar, if you're trying to make me feel bad, it's not working. Nurmie-hurmie, I could never leave you behind, dear. Please don't hurt Xara, telltale. That facial expression. NGHHH FEELS. *singing* Holy shiet. Radar you better be careful because I won't hesitate. Nurm can I hug you? I feel like if that was actual minecraft logic, that jump would've killed us. ITS H I M I love this music, reminds me of some old western but.. dorky. Baby zombie. Tag urself, I'm Xara. NURM. Don't cry.. Let me wipe the tears away, you poor soul. Nghh Jack and Nurm are a perfect couple. If something happens to EITHER of them, I'm gonna throw some hands. You sure that isn't just a carpet..? I haven't played minecraft in like three years so.. Poor Xara. Wtf is wrong with you guys?! Um... NO I DO CARE!! Can I lay down next to you? Well.. Bye? OH NO I SUCK AT FIGHTING. Oh my gosh, this is the first time I survived in one try. Yees. R A D A R. I swear to Persson... Hm. NGHHHH I'm only going to do this because if I don't, Nurm is gonna cry. And I refuse to let. Nurm. Cry. Argh. You're all ungrateful swines. Who is that? Hm. I want to draw her. OH shoot my iPad is at 5% power. "1 night in Fred's house"? That sounds extremely CONVENIENT. Hello, Binta. You look... Nice. *cough* Everyone here seems.. Off. Oh hi Kent. Bye Kent. Gonna just... Slowly walk away. Lapis blue..? *cackles because you must know by now* Wow, good job, Jesse. You just ruined the moment. Can't wait for that to be a running gag no one will stop talking about for two weeks. *sigh* I can't stop thinking about Star Wars right now... Ngh.. F o c u s. Wow I'm actually really proud of this. Oh look, I won. Well now I feel bad. Me and my darn feelings.. WAIT THEY WERE PRETTY CAN I- Argh. I don't like these people. <<nothing much until the Ivor fight because there wasn't much to say>> Doodle doodle doo everything is nice and calm POTION. NGHHHH!!! Oh shiet I don't have a sword. I have a feeling I know who it is <<well of course I do>> Welp, honey, If you gotta kill me, at least I'll know my favorite character of all time did it to me. Hope this stains your conscious, Ivor. Ivor, my love, you're back! <<me the first time I saw him, YES. OH MY GOD. YES. YES!!! HES BACK! HES BACK! ARGHHHH! HES BACK! AHAAAA!>> My sweet alchemist, let me hug you on behalf of my friend and just because I love you so very much. I totally wasn't writing fanfiction about you two hours ago :,)) AGHHH. Ivor, can I just hug you for the rest of eternity? Oh my god I think I'm going to start crying. He looks... Slightly off... CAN YOU HEAR THAT? THOSE CHORDS!!! Those are IVOR'S theme. ACK I love him. Oh wait yeh, ninja, I have questions... Shiet, Ivor. You punched a forest worth of trees? Add that to my scar-headcanon-list. I can't believe they made Ivor the karate kid When his voice gets really deep and husky oh my lord... You know who I'm thinking of.. *looks at you Zoe* Can I hug you? Sweet old man I love you. Harper? Where IS Harper? *hack* where is Soren also? Mmmmm I'm getting all these good vibes now I gotta drop some stuff in the Ivor askbox once I'm done. Darn I wanted the old order to come back :( If Ivor.. shows some type of question of authority towards the admin... Oh my.. "Disappear", hm? Wait.. Okay Ivor's voice ;v; What if Ivor actually killed Jesse? I'd like to read a fic about THAT. Ivor is whispering, I can hug him, he's being witty! everything I could ever want is happening. Ivor's voice lines are my Christmas present. I love you, Ivor. Oh my gosh he looks so short next to Petra. NO DONT GO. Actually. Wait. DO go, If the admin suspects anything of you or even dares to TOUCH you, I will lose my god dang  m i n d Ivor Ivor Ivor. Farewell, my beloved... Okay I'm sorry you all had to see that. I thought I had hallucinated ninja Ivor at first tbh. Well now what? I don't even really wanna play after that.. Argh, I gotta finish this or else I won't be able to play the new episode tomorrow. Stay strong, Lapis. Weren't these two people based off of the great British baking show hosts? I love that show. And now I'm craving cake. Ugh I don't wanna fight in there, don't you know that I suck at fighting? Argh. I wanna read some fic now. Horrifying, hm? I know exactly what I'm gonna do... Okay well that was definitely PG-13 We're gonna forget that ever happened. Heh. *coughs* Hmm.. I'm gonna choose "please don't hit me". RADAR! PUT A SHIRT ON! You're a CHild! Well I just deleted all of the commentary after this so.. *insert distant screeching* Ooo Radar's feet I feel mildly bad about that.. LEVEL SIX HUNDRED?! Boy I don't have TIME for that! Wait WHAT?! Sweet J E S U S. AAA WHAT AM I SUPPOSED TO DO?!! *panicked screaming* Aaaaaand now I'm dead. Darn. Okay... Oh my gosh that golemn death scene! I smell some foreshadowing.. Romeo.. Death by water? I should keep my mouth shut. That was sick, man. There's MORE?! That's it, I want this to END. Wow that attention to detail.. Me and my darn Romeo-loving-heart. There has to be SOME type of redemption. They could do so much with him... Tbh my friends think I'm crazy because of how I like Romeo but ARGH I like villains, okay?! "Just kids" just started playing INSIDE THE CABIN and now I wanna flip onto Romeo's bed and cry. NGHHH MY FEELS!!!!!!!!!! The music just synced up perfectly. *sigh* I relate to Petra too much.. I want to burst out crying now, this hit too close to home! Petra has never been my favorite character but I can relate to her on a spiritual level. Man I came to have a good time and now I'm feeling personally attacked. AND THIS SAD MUSIC ISN'T HELPING Potato451? Hmm Potato backwards is Otatop. Top? Ota.. Obsidian? Top? The top? Top of the world? The sky? I'm probably taking this way too outta context. OUCH. ma feels. ... Just kids. IS SHE CRYING?! OH MY GOD CAN I ALSO CRY???? Wait this is changing my story? Oh god what have I done? <<later>> Hello, Xara, darling. What exactly did she "repair"? Have a bed, forget my hypocrisy. Wait.. where did she go? FIGHTING argh. Wow I'm alive. Hey Jack. Oh yeh I was gonna go back and save his eye. ..can I do that? I hope that wouldn't corrupt my save file. Okay.. Oh no radar or Fred's people? Radar... I'll see you on the other side. I have a bad feeling about leaving him. But it's his time to shine, and I won't take it from him. The order's temple.. WHO DARES GIVE ME THESE F E E L S?! Nurm just jumped into Jack's arms, everything is going swell- *sees Beacontown* Oh fuuuuu WAIT NO DONT YOU DARE CUT OFF RIGHT NOW!!! Oh my gosh it's Jack's lament. 50% 50% on the scavenger deal, hm. 51% won? That contest was easy. 32% promised to stay with Petra 50% on giving Xara her bed 51% took Fred's friends MMM JACK YOUR BEAUTIFUL VOICE. I listen to that song everyday. LUKAS NOOOOOOO N O NOPE NOOOOOOOOOO LUKASSSSSSSSSSS ARGHHHHHGHHHHHHG I'm lucky that the next episode comes out in 22 hours, wow I'm late. Toodle loo until tomorrow, dears!