#love you so big beeeeee!

[heymrspatel]

what were you looking for in the archives, huh? 👻

omg hiii! i swear it's always so funny to see you in my inbox now hahaha THEEEE gallawitchxx?! in my inbox?! 🥰🥳

i was looking for this clingy mickey post drish made *checks date stamp* almost two years ago! what the fuck is time? shit, we've had a good time here, huh? we've made each other laugh so much and we've hyped each other up and loved up on each other! what a time! and look at us now! LOOK AT US 💙

[multi-fandom-imagine]

Would you write out how Lucifer would feel hearing his new baby say 'Dada' as their first word while looking up at him 🥺❤ Like how cute would that beeeeee? Please and Thank you

A/n: This is so fucking cute.

Hearing squeals of happiness, you poked your head in the living room spotting Lucifer open and close his wings around Edna. The baby happily clapping her hands together whenever she saw her father's face.

"Peek a boo! I see you." Lucifer grins as he let his wings tickle her cheeks.

Gaze softening, you stepped into the room sitting down next to the man. "She really love's you."

Reaching out, Lucifer pulled his daughter close as he nuzzled his cheek against her cubby one. "I love her too, I love you both...I love all my girls." His gaze flicked to you, love shining in his eyes. He loved his little family.

"Da...."Puffing out her little legs, Edna reached for her father. Her tiny hands trying to place themselves on his cheeks. Her big eyes looking up at him, her eyes that looked so much like yours. "Da...da."

Lucifer's eyes went wide hearing her, his heart hammering in his chest. "Did you."

"Dada! Dada! Dada!" She squealed kicking her feet in the air.

His lip's trembling, Lucifer turned to look at you with tears in his eyes. "Did you hear that?! She called me dada."

Letting out a soft laugh, you lent in to place a kiss to his cheek brushing away a stray tear. "I did, you're such a good father Lucifer. I'm happy she was your first word."

Turning his gaze back to his daughter, he held her close. Letting his wing wrap around your frame pulling you into his side. "I love my girls, so much."

"Dada!dada!dada!"

[mintys-musings]

Rinne Amagi x GN!Reader - Champagne and Sunshine

Rinne !!!!!! My beloved that I’m not so secretly insane about 💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚💚 funny that his day is the one day i write soft sex- but all the story moments where he’s unexpectedly thoughtful and soft is so *rattles the bars to my cage* do you get it !!! do you understand the insanity it inflicts upon my poor heart who eats up the fucking “hides his actual feelings with a persona” trope (see also: Madara Mikejima) !!!!!! i could go on. Apologies for the long ass build up btw

summary: The morning after your anniversary, Rinne’s still feeling lovey dovey.

tags: soft sex for a while (“soft” compared to usual rinne activity), service top!Rinne, fingering, body worship, unprotected sex, … h-.... Hand holding-

word count: 2197

NSFW under cut~

The golden rays of sunlight kiss your eyelids gently as the smells and sounds of breakfast being made danced into the bedroom. You snuggle further into the bed, wrapping the sheets around yourself more. There’s a distinct lack of another person in this bed that you missed. The only way you thought to half-assedly quell that feeling was by hugging one of the pillows that he was using. You could still smell a bit of his cologne from last night— pink pepper and bergamot. 

You nearly drift back into slumber if it wasn’t for the sounds of your usually dead asleep snoring in the AM boyfriend softly cursing under his breath.

“Augh-! Shit- shit-” 

He mumbles something else and you hear a soft clattering sound.

He’s a grown man. He can handle whatever it is.

You pay no mind to him and just continue to doze for what feels like only a few seconds before you feel a weight being put on the mattress. For a moment, there was silence.

But just a moment.

“Baaaabe~” Rinne whines as he puts his full weight on top of you. “Honeeeey beeeeee~ Wake up~!”

He nuzzles his face right into your chest, squeezing you into his arms as he rolls the two of you around on the bed. 

“Gah! Rinne!” You squirm in his grasp.

As soon as your face emerges from the bedsheets, he showers you in kisses. This wasn’t exactly an uncommon occurrence. Usually this would’ve happened later in the day as you two tended to sleep in together. But he was always much more affectionate and energetic than usual after big events. Be it concerts, award shows were Crazy:B are even so much as nominated, whatever constituted a party called for extra affection from the bee.

Yesterday was your one year anniversary. Surprisingly, he planned an entire trip at an amusement park, rolling dice after every attraction and game stall you two visited to determine the next move. It was more fun than you’d admit to his face. The cherry on top was a candlelit dinner on the rooftop of a high class restaurant. How did he get a reservation? He would only grin and say it was fate. You would say it was his unit mate that you spotted plating a dish table side on your way to the bathroom.

But you didn’t tell him that.

Now you were being nuzzled and kissed all over by him.

You manage to push him off enough to plant a loving kiss of your own on his lips. 

“Good morning,” you say. “You seem happy.”

Rinne laughs in the way he always does, scooping you up and settling you on his lap. His blue eyes bore into yours with a love drunk gaze. “‘Course I’m happy, babe.” He presses his lips to yours gently. “I’ve had the privilege of being yours for over a year.” One of his hands raises to cup your cheek. “Who wouldn’t be happy with that?”

For all the time he spent acting like a fool, gambling his savings away, pranking suspecting idols in the agency, he never failed to remind you how important you were to him. At first it was subtle. He’d protect you from leering eyes or suddenly treat you to lunch whenever he supposedly won big at pachinko. Now he was much more comfortable dropping that outrageous mask in front of you. He was at ease with you.

“I made you breakfast.”

His words snap you out of your reminiscing and yes. There was, in fact, a tray with toast and scrambled eggs sitting on your bedside table along with two mugs of coffee. One mug less filled than the other.

“... Did you actually make that?” You ask, tilting your head. The eggs were cooked to a perfect soft scramble and the toast nearly looked fake with how even the toasting was.

He looks to the side, his signature cocky smile on his face as he scratches the back of his neck. “I picked up a few things while livin’ with Niki all those years, ‘kay?”

You give him a sleepy smile and kiss his cheek. “Thank you, honey.”

As you pull back, you see him staring down at you rather intensely. Your eyes follow his gaze. The shirt you were wearing— One of Rinne’s t-shirts, actually— had slipped past your shoulder, exposing your collarbone.

Oh.

Nothing was said for the next few minutes. Only actions existed between you two for this moment. It was a silent agreement as Rinne undresses you like he was unwrapping a delicate package. Once your shirt and any other clothing you were wearing were out of the way, he makes quick work of his undershirt. Rinne keeps his boxers on as he was much too excited to get started on you. He pushes you gently back down onto the bed where you were just dozing off moments ago.

Rinne runs his hands up and down your sides, admiring the view he had of you below him. He was captivated by the way the light shines through the curtains to brush and caress your body in the same way he was doing right now. His face glows with his soft, love drunk expression, lowering his head to give you the nth kiss of the morning. His lips drift from your lips down to your neck and down your body.

He leaves no patch of skin untouched. He relishes in each soft gasp he can pull out of you. Each time he feels your skin pebble to goosebumps, he chuckles and nuzzles his face into that spot a little more.

You merely lie against the pillows and sheets and watch him, one of his hands holding yours with your fingers intertwined. He had already brought you breakfast (which still lay untouched due to this small distraction), but he refused to have you lift a finger. Your one year anniversary might have ended when you both slept, but he couldn’t help but want to treat his lover a little more.

“Hmngh…”

Your eyes flutter as his tongue lavishes itself against your hole. Through half-lidded eyes, you catch a glimpse of him staring up at you like you were heaven sent. His own eyes close eventually as he focuses all his efforts into pleasuring you. Your legs instinctively find their way over his broad shoulders and he moves his hands to hold onto your waist gently. 

One of his long fingers makes its way into your hole. Curling and gently caressing you from within, his mouth finds its own rhythm against your sex. Rinne lets out a small mouth of his own, clearly deriving pleasure from this act alone. The vibrations send waves of pleasure up your spine as you try and stop yourself from grinding against his face. He’s not going particularly fast. His tongue moves at a languid pace and he’s taking his time with adding another finger into your eager hole. But he knew every spot that made your body want to keen and whine for him. He’s explored enough that the actions were second nature to him.

Your head falls back against the pillows, softly moaning as your lover holds you right where he wants you. The sleepy daze that was clouding your mind was replaced with the wondrous haze of pleasure. Your hips raise ever so slightly into Rinne’s touch and his grip on your waist tightens. His movements speed up slightly to draw out more noises from you.

You just barely manage to raise your head and see his piercing blue eyes glued to your form.

“Rinne~” Your voice still had the slight morning rasp. Now it was mixed in with your needy whines.

“Yes, honey bee?” He pulls away, the signature smirk you’ve grown to love plasters itself on his face.

For a moment, you just lie there— panting softly. You can’t seem to speak, mind already starting to numb from the gentle but constant drum of pleasure flowing through you.His free hand continues to caress your sides while the fingers inside of you move in and out at a moderate pace. The only sounds filling the room.

He watches your mouth open and shut a couple times. His fingers continue to speed up as he finds your speechless expression all too precious to stop. He doesn’t even want to speak so as to not interrupt the chorus of sweet noises that tumble from your lips.

The way the light shines from behind him makes him appear to have a slight golden outline. Like a little halo of light. Your vision blurs for a moment as you feel your orgasm approach quickly. You try and get your bearings, hand reaching for the one holding your waist. You don’t last long before you feel the pleasure release from your body. You tense for a moment, clenching yourself around Rinne’s fingers, before relaxing back down onto the bed.

Rinne lets out a low whistle and retracts his fingers from your hole. He even makes a show of kissing your sex as if to thank you for the wonderful display you’ve put on for him. You whimper at the emptiness, breathing deeply to calm yourself.

You watch as he frees his cock from his boxers. The way his hand strokes himself up and down was a delicious sight. There was no need for him to even do that considering how hard he was.

“Babe~”

He kisses you again to bring you out of your stupor. “You okay? Can I put it in… please?” He asks so gently, but you could feel the slight strain behind his words.

You look down and see his dick already rubbing against your awaiting hole. The sight alone made you want more.

“I’m okay.” You tell him, wrapping your arms around his neck. “Go ahead, Rinne~”

Rinne pushes himself into your hole the second you give him the okay. You watch as his Adam’s apple bobs and he lets out a guttural moan.

“Shit- You feel so fucking good.” He sucks in a harsh breath. It takes him all the concentration in the world to not pound you into the mattress and let you both get a second to adjust to each other.

Your lips make contact with his throat as he wraps his arms around you. He didn’t care if you left hickeys. In fact, he invited it. His eyes roll upward as you suck on his pale skin and he gave a few shallow thrusts before finding a good pace.

He went slow. In comparison to his usual harsh, eye watering pace, Rinne was going slow. He wanted to savour this moment with you. And it felt just as good.

His pace makes you feel each and every inch leaving and entering you and you find yourself back in that pleasure induced daze from earlier. You kiss and nip at his neck and collarbone, eyes fluttering shut as his fingers rub circles into your back. Your legs hook around his waist to draw him closer.

“I’m so lucky.” His voice is husky as he mutters those words into your ear. “I’m so lucky to be yours. That you let me be yours.” He speeds up slightly. His dick is throbbing inside of you.

“I’m yours too, Rinne.” You whimper, an overwhelming feeling of care and pleasure mixing together inside of you.

His hips smack against yours delightfully, speeding up as time went on. There are no more words exchanged. Just moans and cries of pleasure.

Rinne has reached his boiling point. He lets go of your body in favour of bracing himself against the mattress with one hand. His other hand collects your wrists and holds them above your head as he leans forward. He uses his own body weight to get you into a mating press— the angle making his dick drive deeper into you.

His usual pace was back.

You cry out as his cock flies in and out of you, the pressure of an orgasm bubbling inside of your abdomen once again. Through bleary eyes, you see him dip his head down. You can hear him groaning and growling by your ear. Rinne was drowning in the same overwhelming pleasure and emotions as you were. 

“I love you, my honey bee.”

A deep thrust burying his cock as deep as it would go in you punctuates each word.

You couldn’t even respond before you are overtaken by the force of your climax. You shudder against his sturdy body as you are thrown into clear bliss. The immense amount of pleasure runs through you in waves and you find yourself clenching around him more than expected.

Rinne lets out beautiful— damn near melodic— breathy moans himself. A couple more deep thrusts and he is holding you in place as his cum fills your hole. He gives a few shallow thrusts before he stops, pulling you on top of him.

You and him lie there, skin to skin and catching your breaths. His fingers move to stroke your hair.

A soft smile appears on his face as he hears your quiet voice.

“I love you too, Rinne.”

[bugeyedfreaks]

2, 5, 12, 23 for each of the Gangreen Gang, and each of the Amoeba Boys

Oooof, that’s a lot! 💀 [cracks knuckles] Well, okay, here we go…

2. Favorite canon thing about this character?

Ace — I loooooove his sexy leotard! Kidding! I guess in general I just really admire his canonically chill attitude and fine leadership skills. If he wasn’t a wanted criminal he would be a really cool guy to hang out with.

Snake — IMO, one of the funniest scenes in the series is in Buttercrush, when Ace hands Buttercup a bat while Snake is in a junkyard car, and he pleads and begs her not to hit it, fear in his eyes, but she does, and he gets launched into (presumably) the stratosphere. The fact that he canonically survived that is very impressive to me.

Big Billy — The gang needs muscle, and Billy is it, but it’s adorable that he’s such a sweetheart. It really feels like he just goes along with whatever the gang’s doing because, at the end of the day, he doesn’t really know any better. It’s less about doing crime for crime’s sake and just more about having fun with his homies. Despite being so big, he’s the little bro of the gang.

Also I love that he is a cyclops, very cool. 👁️

Li’l Arturo — I love that he can be tossed around like the football or the basketball. His talent is being smol and aerodynamic and I love it (I also love his pride for his deadly comb Maria!).

Grubber — You have to respect a hunchbacked boy who likes horsie rides. That whole sequence with him on the horse at the arcade in Schoolhouse Rocked is so cute and wholesome. …weirdly enough, as strange and gross as he can be (affectionate), there are many other wholesome Grubber moments in the show.

Bossman — His VOICE is just so iconic. Rest in peace, Chuck McCann, and it’s so sad he had to be in the awful reboot before he passed because I’m gonna miss hearing that amazing gangster voice in the future, see?

Slim — 😳 Uh… I…… love that…….. he is…… canonically….. skinny! (Phew! 😮‍💨)

Junior — I love his BOTTOMLESS STOMAAAAACH he has like the Mary Poppins neverending bag of innards. It may be gross, but you have to admit, it is quite the talent.

5. What's the first song that comes to mind when you think about them?

I don’t think of specific songs for each of them, but for the Gangreen Gang AND the Amoeba Boys, they both have very iconic theme songs (the GGG’s one is VERY funky, I love it… plus the gloopiness of the Amoeba Boys’ one is veeeeery gloopy and fits them well).

12. What's a headcanon you have for this character?

Okay, I know you asked for one for each of them, but I truly do look at both gangs as, like, whole units when I think about headcanon stuff. One that I like to think about with the GGG is the origin story I have in my brain of how they all met. I imagine at some point they were all total strangers, just happened to all be green, all happened to wander into the dump on the same day, said, “Hey,” and immediately decided they were gonna be best friends for life and were cool chilling with each other. It’s really stupid, but it makes me laugh thinking about it. 😆

With the Amoeba Boys… I dunno! Never really thought about one for them before. Maybe a headcanon could beeeeee that they’ve been wandering around the Townsville area since the dawn of time, constantly splitting/reproducing/reforming to survive (which is why in modern times they’re almost as big as humans), attempting to cause mischief because they’ve always thought the people they saw doing it were really cool (of course, they’ve always inexplicably had their gangster accents and hats, too). Perhaps back in the day they would bug the Ministry of Pain to let them join in on their chaos so they could help fight Captain Righteous and Lefty. Who knows!

23. Favorite picture of this character?

Again, I dunno if I have the strength to pull from all of my screencaps for ALL of them (because if I do I will never finish this to post it), so I will round it down to two of my faves to represent each gang, inspired from my canon favorites list:

[beerecordings]

BEEEEEE I CAN'T BELIEVE YOU JUST PULLED THAT. "He's the Second, not the Alpha" WHADDYOU MEEEEEEAN?! Way to turn all my expectations on their heads, I love it!

okay I'm glad you like it sdkjgndfkg cause i'm not sure how to introduce this alpha character but I hope it will make for a better ending to the story. and I've written Anti as the big bad so many times, you know?? the idea as you can probably see is that he's the one doing the dirty work, but not completely in charge. it's one where I didn't give as many hints about it - left it as more of a surprise, almost an intentional mislead, or at least mislead by omission. but yeah there were two plot twists in a row these last two chapters so bear with me haha.

THANK U FOR READING AND COMMENTING AH

[ghosttownwherenoonegoes]

I miss uni 😩 What do you study if you don't mind me asking?

Aw bless you, it's good to have that to look forward to - I like a lot of music and use it all to help my mood. Whether thats to enhance it or change it!

Thank you that's super sweet <3

Hey, call me crazy but I love a bit of a to-do list. You can do this, rooting for you - Eddie having your back?? Adorable.

I do have the weekend off, I am so sorry ahahaha - I used to work at the weekend in an old job but not anymore - although with bills soaring, I sense a weekend job could be a healthy addition....well, only monetarily - maybe not my sanity!

I'm studying psychology with counselling!! This is year three of six!!! So I'll beeeeee.... 28???? When I graduate. Then I'll have to do a Masters & then a PhD and THEN I'll be the neuropsychologist I want to be. My workplace is in the right industry for the relevant work experience I'll need to complete my Masters, too. I've done my best to make my job and degree all link in together. Trying so damn hard to get out of my parents' house and this town.💔

What did you study at uni, if I may?

It so is!!! "Just X more hours and then it's me and Ozzy" is a mantra at work, especially when it gets super intense like it has been. And if my coworkers walk past me and hear me quietly singing Master of Puppets because it comforts me, then no they don't :))) music is such a good way to set up or change a mood! What kind of music do you enjoy?

You're welcome!💕

Oh, same, I love having a big to do list! Just don't love the procrastination and performance anxiety which comes with it.😂 YEEES OMG EDDIE IS THE BIGGEST HYPE-MAN GOING HE'S ALWAYS SO SUPPORTIVE WITH ANYTHING!!!

I'm happy you have the weekend off!!! At least one of us gets to rest!!! And yeah, the UK's economy is... well, you know. We're in trouble. Take good care of you and don't put yourself out too much!!!!! Your sanity and well-being count more than anything else and I know Eddie would say the same!

[redspleenxd]

sped x normal(y/n)

y/n:

Today's my first day in high school and I'm a little scared from all the sped people my brother warned me about. Oh yeah I have a big brother he's a senior, Retardo.

Retardo:

"Hey y/n hurry up I'll drive us". There goes my big booty sister y/n. Damn I wish I was her step brother instead, I would've smashed her with my big cock.

y/n:

Here I am my big first day in high school. I'm now 14, a freshman in a big school. "Hey y/n. Make sure to watch out for those speds they're hella weird." My big brother Retardo said. "Okay big daddy I will." I said.

< fast forward to 3rd period >

y/n:

Wait this cant' be. Why does this say sped class????!!! Oh no sped class. Fuck that's what my brother warned me about. Holy shit am I gonna get groped. God I saw some sped in the hallways and they all looked so weird. You know what it's okay I'll just talk to the teacher and counselor. Okay I got this, I said trying to calm myself down.

the class/the speds:

AUGHHHHHH AUGGHHHH AUGHHHHH AUGHHHHH UGHHHHH

y/n:

Fuck I'm so scared why are they acting like that it's like a retard apocalypse. Okay I'll just talk to the teacher. "Hello Mr. Bodwin? Hi I was just wondering why I'm here?." I said. "Oh yeah um you don't look sped I think your counselors just made a mistake. It's okay just stay next to Jayden that guy in the wheelchair in left corner." Mr Bodwin said. I walk towards the far left corner to a guy in a wheelchair. Oh he's cute minus the drool coming out of his mouth. I should introduce myself. " Hi I'm y/n nice to meet you." He didn't say anything for three seocnds until. "AUGhhHHHH RAHUUYgq. HUIuiii my nam is Jayy Jayy Jaydden AUGHHHH." "Oh um hi i um i'll be here for a while I guess so nice to be your partner." " Yo You uu uuu tuooo ugshhs." He said.

<20 minutes pass>

y/n

You known what Jayden is actually pretty cute and funny when you get to know him. Sure I can't understand him most of the time because he's doing "DURRRRRR" but he is cute and handsome. I shoukd ask for his insta. "Hey Jayden can you give me your insta." "SuREEEE," he said. I got it I got his insta yippiieeee. Wait why am I so happy. Am I... am i falling for him. NO IT CANT BE HE"S SPED AND IM NORMAL. AHHHHH NO I CAN"T HES SPED NO. But minus being sped and waving his arm around and smacking stuff he is really cute and he's such a good listener. Fuck I think I am falling for him. I'll make him mine.

< 4 months passes >

Jayden:

AUGHHHHHAGIII my nam is jay jayden DURRR I LOVEEEEEE Y/N. me me me me me eme and her beeeeee together for 2 222222222 months. SHHEEEEE IS girlfriend. AUGRGHH HHAHAHAHHA UAUUAGHAHHAG DYRRRRR SHHHAAAAAA AHHHHHAGHHAHAHH AHHA. Me is in love and hor horny. I put big cock in her.

y/n

Okay so it's been two months since me and jayden started dating and im so happy. I've been wanting to fuck him and I'm going to. I'm going to his house later today and give him my pussy. It's a saturday so it's oka-"UGHHHH FUCK Y/N it feels so good damn." Retardo keeps moaning" Ummmmm okay so I am not fucking my brother he's just fucking his sex toy and moaning my name which is pretty weird but idk.

<fast foward>

y/n

Hiiii jayden *i kiss him*. "AUGHHAHAHHHH HIIII" he said. We go to his room and i place him on the bed. I start removing my clothes which isnt much, just my hoodie and pants bc I have nothing else under. " Are you ready jayden;)" "AHAHAHAHAHHHHHHH HAHHHH YESSSSSB". he said. We start fucking. His cock buried deep inside me, his disabled ass is pounding my pussy. God speds fuck so good. "Ohfuck jayden oh yes jayden ughhhh." He starts moaning so lpoud too, "AUGHHHHH AUGGHHHHH AUGHHHHHH"

<fast forward>

Jayden:

ughhhh aughhh hsuussss theroejeess goooddddddd aughh h durrrrrrr durrrr durrrr. AUGhhhb UgHHHHHB aahhhhhhhh durr teeeeee jkkkk iwwwwww ospdufc8eewuevh UGHHH UGHHH UGHHHHH UGHHJHHH. ME happy ughhhhhhh.

y/n:

"God that felt so good huh jayden." "UAGHHHHHH YES YES YES." he said. I'll stay with you forever Jayden even if you are sped I'll take care of you. We kiss one last time and lay down sleeping next to each other so comfortably. Although I heard AUgGHH AUGHHH the whole time I managed to sleep. Jayden is a sped but he's my spe- AUGHHHAUGHHH AUGGHHB DURRRRRRRR GHHHHA HHHHH UGHHHHH.

<the end>

[ayuki-ikuya]

I come bringing ideas and headcanons.

OK, so we all already know what The Three oldest archons abilities. So I’ve come up with my own ideas we could use for the younger archons! (And yes I’m grouping Ei, Venti and Zhongli as the older siblings since Ei Is 1000 years old Venti is 2,500 and Zhongli is 5,000-6,000 and the other archons are still in the hundreds I think)

Again these aren’t canon just stuff you can use for future Requests for Twisted wonderland x Teyvat God! Reader

For Dendro archon!Reader

Definitely a Bow User. And Is a Healer. But the their Ult can cause damage

I have a theory That during the Archon War The dendro Archin created the Regisvines to fight for them, and only two were left. I also Headcanon The dendro archon can bring plants to life and overwrite what each plant can do. (Maybe even bring mushrooms to life 👀).

Maybe They can create a giant plant from the ground that spreads Healing energies and since this is a god where talking about can Cure Curses (Ahem Vils Curses Ahem) and major Diseases and what not.

For Their Ult maybe a giant plant monster (kinda like how Gouba and Oz exists ) that will attack for them (could make for fun combos with different elements like if the dendro archon was wet Hydro Plant monster)

For Hydro archon!reader

Polearm or sword (theirs way too many Hydro Catalyst) Healer and Dps, Why? Cause I say so.

You’ve mentioned how Hydro archon summons a giant wave? I’ll do you one better and their E skill summons a giant sea creature of your choosing to soak the fighters (A cool visual is their polearm turning into a big dream catcher then going swoosh and Baam Maybe like A giant Water Koi fish finna drown your ass *ahem ace ahem*)

Now mihoyo likes to reference Their character form honkai impact into genshin impact (and since they took a characters look from Honkai and another characters abilities with the whole Dual ego thing for Raiden shogun and Ei) I’m gonna base this Ultimate Skill From a character from Honkai (for research search up Herrsercher of Sentience)

Since the Hydro archons whole thing is about Justice. Now here me out here. WATER WHIP. Just a giant whip of water that can go on for miles (maybe it’s salty maybe it’s like fresh water depends on our readers mood lolol). Like, It’s whip of water strong enough to cut diamond or whatever it would be very cool (Kalim would wanna see if he could do something like that with his UM Que jamil trying to stop him)

Maybe their hair turns into water too.

Pyro archon! Reader

Claymore. A Big strong war god needs a big strong weapon. Dps and Defense.

Now It’s not just one claymore, It’s DUAL-CLAYMORE, why? Cause it’s a war god that’s why!

I like to think the shield is like Xinyans and XiangLings combined and it’s constantly sending off tiny Fire Discs. Or just symbols shooting fire like what the Pyro Abyss mages can do

For Ultimate I like to think it’s like Childes Daggers but Bigger and on fire just a huge sword made of fire.

The pyro archon doesn’t think just BURNS. and STABE

Cryo archon! Reader

I can’t really come up with much for Cryo archon. But maybe a Catalyst that can summon a giant blizzard that drops down giant ice swords (kinda like Ganyus)

Definitely a sub DPS.

Maybe a healer too since The Tsaritsa is The archon of love?

What do you think about these abilities? Since you mentioned that the students and staff would assume their just strong mages I tried to be very creative with these abilities.

Also how I think the lore could go is maybe somewhere after leonas overblot and before azuls, Crowly has found a way to send Yuu home reluctantly. Yuu, grim and the aduece duo, and maybe some of heartslaybul or savana claw whoever you want come with them to the office to send them home. But Yuu is contemplating whether or not they WANT to go home now. But something goes wrong, maybe grim messes up the spell for the portal to work becuase (although he doesn’t want to admit it ) doesn’t want Yuu leaving, and their greeted with a surprise guest. Now this gives Yuu time to decide if they genuinely wanna go home and when teh archon finally has the materials they need to create a portal Yuu will tell them to leave the portal open (maybe put it into a tiny pocket mirror like the how we have the teapot) because they wanna stay for a little while or just until grim graduates (Que a happy fire cat ) and the archon whose grown attached to some people here was like ok “let our friends visit whenever they want, only if their headmaster allows it”

Now onto the headcanons

Anemo Archon! Reader and Mondstadt! Yuu

Everyone expected a lot of things not a person with Green eyes and (H/C) hair with green highlights. And an odd thing about them was the glowing stone on their person, Yuu didn’t have that?

Everyone’s freaking out because they’ve accidentaly taken another person from Yuus world.

And since Venti Is a well known famous bard In teyvat let’s say or Dear (y/N) is also a known bard and is not at all freaking out about what’s going on in fact let’s say our dear reader recognizes Yuu! And so now (Y/N) is now a new student (and a new headache for Crowley) in the ramshackle dorm! Yup! Just an ordinary human bard, Ehe~.

I’ll leave the rest of this up to you, Where Yuu has to explain what the world of teyvat is like (and why Yuu doesn’t have a phone (and a vision) because Twisted wonderland is far more advance in Technology and teyvat has JUST invented the Camera)

Also I head canon that people with Visions can summon their weapons and object with their visions, ok? Ok. To make things make more sense when reader pulls out a lyre from floating glitter.

Geo archon!reader and Liyue! Yuu

Same things happend here, but hey! We’ve summoned a Funeral Consultant! A very (ahemATTRACTIVEahem) Wise funeral consultant at best!

Our dear Friend (y/n) is very calm about the situation as well. After all everyone and liyue knows their god was killed and The Adepti are watching over them

So Our dear reader is seeing this as a free vacation 😊

Electro Archon!Reader and Inazuma!yuu

Since the god of Inazuma isn’t “Dead” or hasn’t left and the people know what their beloved archon looks like, Yuu will definitely Be Freaking the fuck out

“YOU DIDNT BRING ME HOME YOU JUST SUMMONED MY PEOPLES FUCKING GOD OH SHIT”

insert the meme of the womens face that gets zoomed in on the second panel “the. WHAT.” 😃

And y’know how Eis “Hello” voice line where she makes the traveler her guard she says the same thing to Yuu except “I recognize you are one of my people as your archon I shall be your guard and keep you safe from any danger in this Foreign world” and let’s say The puppet will not be used and Reader will be in control becuase they don’t have to worry about erosion right now so the puppet will be resting while (Y/N) is in control protecting their Precious Inazuma citizen is ok.

Well until They can get the materials they need to open a portal. I’ll let you figure out the rest, but congrats ramshackle you now have a god in your abode 😃✨

-Plot Anon 💗

PLOT ANON-SAMAAAAAAAAAA ILY!!!!!!!!! Thank you for your hard work sob

Anyways, for skills of the archons-

Dendro Archon

I think they'd use a sword or a catalyst tbh, if the skills you listed, it makes a little more sense to have them be more of a catalyst

For their elemental skill, I think they'd summon/throw something similar to Klee's and Aloy's elemental skill except they heal if someone in your party is nearby, their healing could scale by their EM or ER.

For their burst, I like your head canon for the Dendro Archon, so I might go off from that and your idea for their burst, just more tweaking. The dendro archon would be able to summon a large plant that heals AND deals Dendro damage by sapping mobs hp. The amount of life sapping it does and the healing would scale off their original HP (artifacts that give hp won't be of use)

Hydro Archon

I agree with hydro polearm or sword. Too many catalysts

Mmm... To be honest, I think you should have the burst be her skill... The whip idea is intriguing, but I think it would work more for a skill which can allow them to use it several times before waiting for the CD to go down. I think the whip skill would work better with Crit as well.

AND AS FOR THE MENTIONS OF WAVE AND A SEA CREATURE, I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER BUT FOR THEIR BURST!!!! They summon a large tsunami which takes form of a monster/animal and lunges at the mobs (similar to Zhongli tossing down a dumbbell), however the amount of damage the burst can do is depending on if they are afflicted by the wet status the mobs are afflicted by. If already afflicted with hydro, the mobs would receive double damage while those with other elements afflicted on them would receive the element combination DMG and normal DMG while those that aren't affected by an element, they would receive normal damage. The amount of damage the burst does is scaled by EM.

Pyro Archon

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA CLAYMORE

Hmmm.... I think the skill would be they set an AoE with magma, mobs will receive damage from it and will continue to receive damage if they stay on it, but those who are in party, they will receive an ATK boost that scales from HP.

For the burst, I think I'll use a character from Honkai Impact with their special move which is Murata Himeko in Vermilion Knight: Eclipse battlesuit. Pyro Archon uses their claymore and another claymore but made of pyro and is far more larger and their cut scene has the Archon raise the pyro claymore above their head and slam it down to send pyro erupting from the ground (similar to the pyro axe wielding hilichurls)

Cryo Archon

I agree with catalyst

Mmmmmm.... I'd say her skill would beeeeee... Trapping several mobs or so in ice. They can either do 2-4 ice traps depending if you got their c1. (The ice traps are similar to Mirror Maidens traps BTW but it deals or affects the mobs with cryo)

For burst, I like the idea of summoning a blizzard/swords, but it's similar to Ganyu's. SO I'LL DO YOU ONE BETTER!!!! Cryo Archon will summon a blizzard which freezes mobs without having to use hydro, the freeze status lasts for a total of 15 seconds or higher if you got their c3

Hmmm... I like the idea, but imma tweak it a bit. The archon was in fact summoned through that portal because Grim decided to mess it up just for Yuu to stay a little longer, and so the Archon now resides in Twisted Wonderland as well in order to aide them until they can return back to their world. That way it makes more sense and makes it more fun.

Anemo archon

Yuu would be a bit jealous about them because they got a vision.

Crowley needs to hide his money

Sam has been strictly told to not give them wine that Sam stores in his shop...

Vargus is conflicted about them because they legit float without magic

Trein recurved a major headache

Divus is praying to whatever god existing to take them back

Ehe

EHE TE NANDAYO!?

Geo Archon

Yuu feels awkward meeting the consultant of the funeral parlor having to meet the Director...

Crowley is praying for dear god for them to go away.

"STOP TAKING MY MONEY YOU GORGEOUS FIEND" - Crowley

Train + Crewel + You = Besties

Sam was literally threatened to not joke around with you with business.

You legit did not fuck around with people when in contracts.

"Osmanthus wi-"

"SHUT THE HELL UP" - everyone

Electro Archon

Yuu is literally terrified in "your" presence.

Shogun malfunctioned due to being in an entirely new world so you had to disable Shogun's rules and create new ones regarding this world.

Yuu is still unaware of Shogun being a puppet

Crowley is no longer safe.

The staff (specifically Crewel) is supporting Shogun/You to beat Crowley's ass into shape.

Only the Diasomnia dorm knows your predicament with you and your puppet(s).

You are the definition of Queen/King/Royalty of the school. If you search up NRC, your picture literally plastered on it as the definition.

[unwantedfandomtrash]

Date Night: WWE Edition

Featuring men that I simp for because yes.

Drew McIntyre

I feel like Drew would take you out for a nice dinner, I could see him eating Italian for a date

He’d wear a dark blue button up and black slacks, with black dress shoes to match

Drew with a manbun because y e s.

Overall, he’s lookin like a c h a d.

He’d try to be a gentleman in every way possible. The classic ‘Hold open the door’ and ‘Order the food for them’ type thing.

His charm really shines through when it’s just the two of you

Calling you pet names and seeing what makes you giggle (Or blush)

Holding your hand and giving it small squeezes every now and then

He tells you small stories about himself, cracking jokes and drawing you in more and more.

He’s hooked on every word you say. He finds your life amazing.

He’s making no efforts to hide his heart eyes. He’s going to spoil you on a date night, and he’ll absolutely adore you.

Roman Reigns

Well well well, what’s this? The tribal chief going soft on you? That means he’s falling BAD.

Romans date would take place in a penthouse.

He’d send Paul to go and pick you up, since he doesn’t want you going to his place in a dirty cab. You deserve better. So expect a Rolls Royce.

Roman wearing an all black look. Black button up tee, some black jeans, and a pair of black dress shoes. Basic, but still nice!

You can thank Jimmy and Jey for making dinner, and boy did Roman make sure that they didn’t fuck it up.

And they definitely followed through.

In the voice of Gordon Ramsay: Beautiful steak, perfect color, perfectly seasoned. Beautiful.

Roman wants you as part of the Bloodline, and he’ll persuade you in every way he can.

Rick Boogs

Boogs want to make sure that you have a good time, so his idea for a date is a carnival! Think Santa Monica pier type beat.

No, he doesn’t care if he’s already spent $20 on this fair game, he’s getting you that giant teddy bear like his life depends on it.

Sugar overload. He’s getting funnel cakes, cotton candy, ice cream, this man is going to consume every sugary item they have.

And of course he’s going to share it with you because yes he will.

Pulls the ‘Fake yawn as I put my arm over your shoulders’ move on the ferris wheel

Big stupid dumb grin on his face. It’s adorable.

He’d serenade you as you guys sat at the top of the wheel. Beautiful view requires a cheesy love song to go with it, right?

Speaking of cheesy: He loves terrible pick up lines that you both laugh at because of how ridiculous they are.

Boogs is an energetic sweetheart, and he’s all yours

Xavier Woods

ARCADE DATE, BAY-BEEEEEE

Xavier would take you to a dave and Busters type place. Food and games are his beat.

He’s great at games that require hand-eye coordination. After all, it’s kinda his job to be fast with his moves.

Makes gaming references and his eyes light up when you actually understand them

Enjoys seeing you have fun while you’re playing. Your smile makes him smile even harder.

Likes seeing how competitive you can be when playing against him.

Uses all the tickets he earns to get you something cool. Maybe a pack of LED lights or whatever the fuck they got at Dave and Busters.

Loves it when you joke around and just have no cares in the world. Free spirit is what he’s all about.

Cesaro

I think Cesaro would take you to a nice cafe to get some drinks.

Tea, coffee, maybe even an espresso. You want it, he’ll provide.

Don’t forget the pastries :D

Great with small talk. He’ll spill to you if you’ll allow him to. And he loves hearing you talk about anything. Whether it’s your life, your interests, your taste in music, whatever it is, he’ll find intriguing. 

Calls you pet names in any of the 5 languages he speaks.

He likes seeing you at peace. If you’re stressed, he’d do anything to make it melt away. You deserve to have peace of mind.

He’s just a big ol’ softie for you! 

John Morrison

Welcome to Casa El Jomo (That’s French for front door (No it’s not))

John took the liberty of ordering take out for the both of you

Get comfy, because you two are having a night in!

Wraps you up in blankets, and makes sure that you’re nice and warm

(He may have turned up the AC just so he could do that)

Cuddles for days. He’s a great cuddler, I can feel it in my bones 

He puts on a movie that the two of you agreed on, and there’s a comfortable silence between the two of you as you just enjoy your food.

If you start to fall asleep, expect him to hold you closer to him. He wants to make sure that you’re extra toasty.

He’s a soft dork that likes cuddles. It’s great!

Send stuff into my inbox if you want more!

[miraculouscontent]

where do i even begin

The focus in this episode is all over the place and also on none of the right things.

Let’s just start with the obvious: they didn’t even bother showing Alya's reaction to Marinette being Ladybug. We got nothing. Marinette revealing her identity to Alya is supposed to be a big deal, but the episode brushes it under the rug and even seems to lowkey blame Marinette for not telling Alya sooner, to the point where it outright lies and has Alya claim that Marinette’s secret was responsible for all of Alya’s Lady Wifi appearances.

It’s not like I’m surprised anymore when the show blames Marinette for like--anything, but the fact that this season seems to brag about its continuity by being on a firm timeline and then keeps going against continuity is really irritating.

And speaking of continuity, the Adrien pictures are back on the wall with absolutely no reason given. Narratively speaking, the show put them there so Alya would see them and think of bringing up Adrien to get Marinette to take a break, but the show can’t just do that if it wants to imply that it has continuity. Worse still is that this is the episode featuring “Charm Bug” (does her form have a name? I just call it Charm Bug and continue to do so), meaning that “Gang of Secrets” (where there were no Adrien pictures) has to take place before this and “Furious Fu” (where there are also no Adrien pictures) has to take place after.

At this point, they might as well just confirm that “destiny” is a real force and the ladybug miraculous is messing with Marinette’s room and twisting her emotions to make the love square endgame because--yeah, that’s all it is at this point.

The other thing is that Alya shoos Marinette away from her guardian duties so Marinette can go comfort Kagami (let’s be honest, the best part of the episode was Alya being like, “but what about Adrien?” and Marinette was basically like, “what about Adrien?”), which sounds great, but then it all goes back to Adrien, because of course it does.

Not only that, but the episode mocks Marinette for worrying about Kagami. Not only does Alya doubt Marinette’s concern, but Kagami isn’t at all affected by the break-up and isn’t even touched by Marinette’s worry.

The thing is, I get where Marinette’s coming from, because this is the Kagami who told Ladybug in “Heart Hunter” that she (Kagami) and Adrien were perfect for each other to the point where Kagami prioritized her potentially getting together with Adrien over her friendship with Marinette. Also keep in mind that Marinette is Kagami’s only friend, and it makes total sense that Marinette would expect Kagami to be devastated by the break-up.

But because it’s Miraculous, the show makes Marinette look like an idiot for being concerned for Kagami, as if saying, “Silly Marinette! Kagami’s not like you! Kagami is a strong independent woman!! You’re just so over-emotional and you were ridiculous for being sad about your own break-up! You should be more like her!”

I also don’t like it because it presents Kagami as this character who really does feel nothing due to the show not letting her. She was angry at Adrien, obviously, but she was also immensely upset and it made sense when she put so much effort in trying to get him to return her affections.

Buuuut no. Kagami is just annoyed by Marinette’s efforts to try and get her back together with Adrien (it’s not that her anger isn’t warranted, but that’s all they let her feel instead of any genuine sadness over the break-up).

And of course, there’s no mention about Marinette literally trying to help get Kagami back together with Adrien and how selfless that is on Marinette’s part. Obviously I don’t agree with Marinette disregarding Kagami’s feelings (I do hate though how the episode refused to have Kagami explain why Adrien upset her, which would help Marinette understand because she seems to think there’s a misunderstanding/Kagami doubting herself), but the episode refuses to acknowledge Marinette’s good intentions because it’s Marinette and because she’s supporting Adrimi and not the love square, so they’ll make her look as bad as possible. This led to the fandom talking about Marinette and her oBsEsSiOn with Adrien instead of saying UM HI YEAH MARINETTE IS DOING A “HEART HUNTER” 2.0??

(The show also does this consistently, by the way.)

Another thing the show won’t acknowledge is that what Marinette does with Kagami is extremely similar to what Alya does with Marinette. Alya has ignored Marinette’s agency, physically pushed her towards Adrien, and locked her in a room with Adrien no matter how many times Marinette has told her no and that she doesn’t want that.

But because it’s Marinette and because what she’s shipping is Adrimi (i.e: a ship that interferes with the love square), the episode absolutely tears her apart for it. If Alya’s meddling was treated the same way - where she’d be constantly put in the wrong and punished for it - I wouldn’t say a word about this, but we know that’s not the case from “Reflekdoll” (where Reflekta targeted Marinette and Rose of all people) and “The Puppeteer 2″ (hey, remember when Alya did all of that and then it was the museum staff who did nothing wrong who got the worst of Puppeteer’s wrath?).

And this isn’t even taking into consideration that, once again, Marinette has learned something from someone else because they were never called out or punished or learned (originally being Adrien/Bustier where she “learned” to trust Chloe and see where that got her???), and then she’s the one who gets the heat for it.

Might I also add how insulting it is that the episode before this had Marinette saying that she “didn’t want to focus on love,” and then immediately afterwards, Alya is pushing for Adrienette and the episode itself won’t let anyone shut up about Adrien?

Like, this is the episode where Marinette does guardian stuff, gets an upgrade in Charm Bug, and yet the episode hyperfocuses on Aaaaaadrien. He doesn’t even do anything; he’s just a black hole that inhales all available attention and magically pulls all the characters towards his general location.

Then the episode keeps breaking its own continuity as an excuse to make things more about Adrien and also more about the love square, like saying that Marinette carries her disguises everywhere when it’s really just an excuse for Marinette to conveniently have the umbrella so that they can recreate the umbrella scene (by the way, the line from Marinette about “recreating Kagami’s moment where she fell in love with Adrien” is both incredibly forced and incredibly obvious because we’ve never even seen how Kagami fell for Adrien).

And when you already know how the show goes, it all becomes so predictable, which is a huge problem. By the time you hear Marinette say that she “didn’t want to focus on love” last episode, you already know what’s going happen. This episode reaffirms Marinette’s crush on Adrien, which is weird because it’s not as if there was ever any doubt in the first place? The show didn’t even try to convince its audience that Marinette was actually trying to move on, which gives the scene no impact when it happens. We already know that Marinette isn’t really in denial (she’s not stupid) and is very likely saying that she’s not in love with Adrien because admitting it hasn’t gotten her anywhere and she’s repeating something to herself is an attempt to make it true (which is a common coping mechanism for people with self-esteem issues/anxiety), so the scene is just for shipping fuel.

We’ve seen future episodes that show that Marinette hasn’t made any actual progress, hence being another piece of evidence towards my theory that the show does it on purpose to get the Adrienette fans to freak out when anything happens even if it’s reversed in the end. It’s particularly frustrating because it denies Marinette of agency yet again, with her saying something and the show then going lol okay but what if--

It’s gross, and made more so by Kagami watching Marinette and Adrien from a distance and saying that they’re “made for each other.” I’ve talked many times before about how the show is too lazy to have actual chemistry between the love square so they’ll just have characters say that they’re meant to beeeeee, so I won’t go into that, but really, actually think about what Kagami’s saying here.

This is the guy that, in her eyes, abandoned her repeatedly on dates and lied in order to get away from her. She stated outright that Adrien had disappointed her to the point where all of her feelings for Adrien seemed to have completely disappeared and she didn’t even want to be friends with him anymore (at least for now).

Yet, the show had Kagami not only say that line, but told Marinette directly that Adrien was perfect for her. This means either one of two things, neither being good:

- the show intentionally had Marinette do all this so that Kagami would feel embarrassed for Adrien and thus fix all of Adrimi’s relationship problems without Adrien having to do any work to earn her trust back (notice how Adrien in this episode is an “extra good boy” this time around, probably even more than they usually try - keyword: try - to portray him)

- Kagami’s opinion on Adrien hasn’t changed at all and she’s essentially saying that Marinette belongs with this guy who has hurt Kagami, betrayed her trust, and will probably do the same to Marinette

And obviously the show doesn’t think about any of that. It just wants to push for the love square. The only reason there was any focus on Kagami at all was to have a reason to get Marinette to go to Kagami, for Kagami to get angry at Marinette because - as we all know - Marinette “has to mess up and learn in every episode,” so there’d be a reason to go to where Adrien was, and so Kagami could become the next local shipper for the love square.

Marinette didn’t even get to figure out the magical charms by herself; Rena Rouge gave her the answer. It was like the show saw her doing guardian work and shoved her out the door because the only thing she’s good for is being part of the love square. Alya gets seconds of time shown with her looking over the grimoire to figure out the trick, which makes the whole thing underwhelming and rushed when Rena comes up and tells Ladybug that it’s essentially “just been about her” the whole time, meaning it’s just the show yet again being like “see, Marinette? If you’d just figured this out bEfORe...” (note that the episode never tells Marinette that she’s unnecessarily guilting/blaming herself)

But yeah, despite the episode not giving Adrien anything to do, characters talk about him constantly, Marinette somehow doesn’t get the spotlight she needs despite getting a power-up form, and the episode feels the need to constantly railroad Marinette exactly where it wanted to go, not for her, but for the love square, which has always been about not her. It’s already bad when the episode itself is bad, but when it has so much to throw in and delivers on absolutely none of it, it just makes it all the more painful.

[spideymarvelws]

Hi uh idk if like requests are open but if they are could you possibly do nihachu x fem reader where they’re both streamers and accidentally reveal something on stream (like one calls the other babe or something like that) and lots of teasing from the other smp members ensues? Only if you’re like comfortable :)

I tried lmaoo i’m not the best at writing for real people over fictional ones but i really liked the request so i did my best!

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Nihachu x Fem!Reader

Niki walked up behind you, wrapping her arms around your waist and burying her face in the crook of your neck. Instinctively, you put your hands on hers, leaning back into her embrace. You were busy making sure your stream setup was perfect for later and after an hour of testing and moving equipment, you were glad to be back in her arms.

“Ready for tonight?” she said sweetly into your ear, pulling away so you could turn and face her.

“More than ready,” you smiled, kissing the tip of her nose, “I just hope the audio is going to be okay,”

“I’m sure everything will be fine,” 

“Let’s hope so.”

With a light giggle, Niki stepped away, moving to the small desk you kept by the door and grabbed two mugs. 

“Thought we could just relax a bit before stream,” she shrugged, handing you your mug and taking a seat on the sofa towards the left of the room.

You sighed, walking over and taking a seat beside her. You let her lean into you, throwing your arm around her shoulder, squeezing her close. You put your head on hers, taking a sip of the tea she made for you.

“Yeah, we could stay like this for a bit babe,”

She giggled in response, turning to peck the side of your cheek, “Babe? That’s a new one,”

“Just trying out new things,” you bit your lip, trying to suppress the heat rising to your face.

She thought for a bit, letting the silence linger for a moment as she took a sip of her own tea, “I like it.”

“Oh really?”

“Yes really,”

You kissed the side of her forehead, pressing your lips firmly against her pink hair, making her face scrunch up cutely.

“Then I better start using it often then.”

…

You yawned, adjusting the headphones on your head after stretching in your chair. You leaned in once again, speaking into the mic.

“Okay, maybe we should’ve used dark oak…”

“Well no shit Y/n,” Wilbur scoffed, jumping down from the structure you were building and punching your character.

You crouched, tilting your head to the floor, “Well sorry for having faith in jungle.”

“That was your first mistake.” Tubbo butting in, hitting your character as well but with an iron axe.

You grunted, switching to your netherite sword and chasing the boy down prime path.

“YOU TAKE THAT BACK BEE BOY!”

“NEVER!”

Everyone else started to laugh in the call at your antics, the chat was enjoying it as well. Soon enough Tommy jumped in, chasing Tubbo along with you causing him to scream even louder.

“What the hell Tommy! You’re supposed to be on my side!”

“I’m always on a woman’s side Tubbo! Now get back here you son of a bitch and die for your crimes or I swear-”

“What do you mean crimes! What did I do!”

“You hit a woman Tubbo! Now you must lose a cannon life...”

“Since when was that a crime!”

“Since now big man! Since now!”

You noticed Niki’s character coming up in the distance. With a worn out sigh, you stopped sprinting and walked to where your girlfriend stood continuing to build her house.

“For the record, I think it looks great,” Niki said, giggling as you sneaked towards her.

You stopped in front of her, watching as the two boys kept on bickering and fighting. Passing a hand over your face you spoke tenderly, “Thanks babe.”

The call suddenly went quiet after your words. You chuckled nervously, looking around at everyone that started to surround you and Niki, all of them staring you down. In the other room, Niki was blushing. Looking at the chat in her second monitor, they began freaking out about your slip up and her reaction, making the red deepen on her cheeks even more.

“Uhhh-” you moved your arm, gesturing to the new audience, “Everyone alright?”

“What did you call Niki?” Sam asked, knowing fully well the answer.

You froze, eyes widening as you slammed your head on the desk, letting the mic pic up the loud bang. The laughs only amplified at your reaction so you decided to slide off your chair and hide under your desk, slapping your face into your hands to hide your flustered state.

“Aww, she’s embarrassed!” Wilbur snickered.

“Does this mean you both commit marriage fraud together?” Tommy cut in, laughing into his mic, “Because now i’m questioning this friendship Y/n… I can’t go to jail again.”

“Jail?! Again?” Sam exclaimed but was quickly interrupted by Tubbo

“Awwww, I think it’s sweet! Like honey from beeeeees,”

Niki laughed at everyone’s teasing, growing concerned that she wasn’t hearing your own giggles along with her. She looked at her chat again, all of them spamming to go check on you or asking if you were okay because your stream suddenly ended.

“Hold on guys, I’ll be right back,”

“Yeah, you should go check on lover girl, see if she’s doing alright,” Wilbur snickered.

“I will.” she said confidently, deafening herself on discord, switching to her waiting screen and playing ads, telling chat that she would be right back.

She walked into your room, cooing when she saw you under your desk. She walked up and kneeled beside you, gently placing her hands on yours and peeling them off your face.

“Baby?”

“I’m sorry, I didn’t mean to say that- fuck, I just messed everything up didn’t I?”

“No, no, no, Y/n. You didn’t ruin anything!” She reassured you, squeezing your hands in hers, “I mean... we were going to let them know eventually, now you get to say it all the time!”

“Yeah, let twitter freak out for a bit… oh god they’re going to have a field day!”

“We’ll be fine Y/n, trust me,” she passed her hand down the side of your face, letting you nuzzle your nose into her palm, “there going to love us together just as much as I love you,”

You sniffed, “That’s a lot of love,”

“Yes, yes it is,”

You smiled softly up at her, “I bet I love you more though,”

She blushed at your words, “Oh really?”

“Yes, really.”

“I don’t think that’s true,”

“Well I think it is,”

“Prove it then.”

She leaned in, brushing her lips against yours, letting you close the small gap she created. The kiss was soft and tender, your lips slowly moving against one another. It wasn't long for the smile growing on your face to break the both of your apart, grinning at each other like it was your first kiss all over again.

“Ready to get back to it?” she questioned, carefully pulling you out from under the table.

You thought about it for a moment.

“Sure babe,” you pecked her forehead, “I’m going to love getting use to that.”

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hello my love do you still need prompts for your all american roadtrip? Cause 17 would be really cute (maybe with And Tango Makes Three? bc gay penguins just screams Sam tbh)! Or 14 could be really cool if Sam's stocking the boys' bathrooms too for schools that don't have a gn option. (Are you into Trans!Sam or Trans!Bucky? guess I've never asked!) OH WAIT 14 was requested pfft thanks for tuning in to this live action ask as I stumble thru your archive 🙊💙

BEEEEEE, Thank you for the prompt! ❤️ (for the last prompt and this prompt, tbh 😂 ) And Tango Makes Three is so cute omg HOW COULD I NOT USE IT? 😆 Anyways, I hope you enjoy the drabble! 🥰

Captain 4 of 7: The Reading Captain

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"I think this is the right park?" said Bucky, slowing the rental car down as they turned.

"I think you're right," said Sam, seeing a group of very young children crowded near someone with a big picture book in her hand.

Sam and Bucky had heard a rumor that there was a Captain America visiting all the parks in Salt Lake City, Utah and reading queer children's books to any kid who wanted to listen. This Captain America would even drive to the park in a Captain America-themed bookmobile and give out free reading (and got books in return sometimes).

Sam and Bucky stepped out of their car, watching the crowd this Captain America had, the groups of kids waiting their turn to get something at the bookmobile from what Sam assumed was this Captain America's granddaughter dressed in a pretty well made White Wolf outfit.

"Let's say hi to the White Wolf first, Sam," said Bucky, grinning.

Sam snorted.

"Sure. Cap is busy reading anyways. Don't want to disturb her," said Sam as the two of them walked casually to the Captain America Bookmobile.

" - Roy and Silo taught Tango how to sing for them when she was hungry. They fed her food from their beaks," said this Captain America as Sam watched her reading And Tango Makes Three to the children, a big smile on her face, "They snuggled her in their nest at night. Tango was the first penguin in the zoo to have two daddies."

There were kids from elementary school to college in line at the bookmobile, all gaping and making room for Sam and Bucky as they walked to the teen girl in the White Wolf outfit.

The granddaughter almost dropped the iPad she was using to keep track of books.

"You're... Sam Wilson and Bucky Barnes... My granny loves you," said the girl as she placed out a "Be Back in Five Minutes" sign and hopped over the counter, "Granny! Look who showed up!"

This Captain America turned her wheelchair around to see them and gasped, screeching excitedly.

"Captain America! Oh, you are as handsome in person as you are on the television," said this Captain America, Sam coming to her since he didn't want to take her away from her adoring audience who seemed to be agreeing with her like they, the preschoolers, were part of her bridge club and had spoken thoroughly with her on this subject, "Give me a hug and tell me - are the muscles inflatable or real? Because my friend Moreen. She said on Sunday during bingo that you accentuate them. Like the booties in the ClipClops."

"TikToks, Granny," said her granddaughter as Sam bent over to hug this Captain America, "And he's not wearing TikTok Leggings on his arms. That's not the right texture."

"I see you have quite the operation here, Cap," said Sam, grinning down at her.

"Aww, thank you. I do what I can. Was an educator for fifty years before I retired and got bored. When I saw you reading Julián at the Wedding, well, I was inspired to do this," said this Captain America.

"Nana would have been here too, but she has her walking group right now," said the granddaughter.

"Is there anything we could do to help you?" asked Sam curiously.

This Captain America shrugged.

"Dear, it is just wonderful to get to meet you in person," said this Captain America, patting Sam's hand.

"Well, what about we donate more books to your library?" said Sam, "And fund any other books you want to purchase. I... I didn't grow up with a lot of representation. It's good to read something and see yourself in it, you know?"

This Captain America grinned.

"Do I ever know," said this Captain America, "We would love that, thank you. Now. Would you like to help me finish And Tango Makes Three?"

"I would be honored," said Sam, kneeling next to her.

"What page was I on again?" she asked the crowd, getting a flurry of answers that were all completely different.

Sam grinned at that. Because there should be more of these out there. More of this. And he was so happy that one of the Captain Americas made this a reality.

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This series is being made to celebrate the anniversary of TFATWS. It’s loosely inspired by The United States of Captain America miniseries. Click here to see the upcoming prompts I’ll be doing!

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My Favorite Girls (Becky Lynch x Reader)

@little-smurf Request:  Can I please request a Becky Lynch/reader where the reader is John cenas best friend and stone colds daughter but she has a little girl?

“BEEEEEE! BEEEEEE!”  

Becky grins at the familiar squeak, opening her arms so your 2-year-old little girl can jump into her arms.  

“Ders my favorite girl.” Becky smiles, kissing Ava’s cheek, the little Y/E/C orbed girl giggling. 

“Where’s yer mama?” She asks, Ava pointing a tiny finger down the hall.  

“Ava Marie?!” You call out, smiling when you round the corner and see her in Becky’s arms.  

“I should’ve known.” You grin as Ava rambles, the little girl saying words neither of you can understand.  

“She always knows where I’m at before I do.” Becky grins, smiling as Ava plays with a strand of her red hair.  

You watch with a grin, your heart swelling in your chest as Becky playfully peppers Ava’s cheek with kisses.  

“Beeeeeeee!” She wiggles in her hold, the Irishwoman grinning as she turns your way.  

“So ow’s yer dad?” She asks and you snort.  

“I forgot the last time you saw him was when the two of you got drunk in the ring.” You shake your head as Ava snuggles into Becky’s chest.  

“I wasn’t drunk...” Becky scoffs remembers as she and Stone Cold marched around the ring, beers in hand.

Your brows arch as your eyes narrow, locking with Becky’s.  

“Fine. Maybe a little.”  

You grin.  

“He’s alright, just working on his ranch, as usual.” You smile as you tuck a strand of hair behind Ava’s tiny ear, the little girl’s eyelids fluttering.

“Someone had a long day.” Becky smiles, but when she tries to pass her back to you, Ava whines, stiffening in Becky’s hold.  

You shake your head, grinning.  

“Looks like you’re coming with us again.” You shrug, the woman snorting as she looks down at Ava, the little girl’s Y/E/C orbs locking with her brown orbs.  

“Let’s go cuddle bug.”  

You glance over your shoulder at the two, the butterflies in your stomach flapping their wings in elation.  

Being with Becky Lynch made your heart soar, you wanted nothing more than to be with her in a way that was MORE than friendship, but wanting something and seeking it were two different things entirely.  

You jump at the feel of Becky’s hand on your back, the woman’s brows knitted in confusion.  

“Ya alright?” She asks and you nod, a smile stretching across your face as your eyes dart from Ava, to Becky and back.  

“Yeah, more than alright.”  

Becky nods, eyes on your back as you turn around and make your way down the hallway.  

The former Raw Women’s Champion sighs.  

“I’m opelessly in love wit yer mother.” She whispers, unaware that Ava Marie is far from asleep.  

                                                         ***

Ava Marie had made it a habit of refusing to let Becky go, the woman ultimately ending up in your hotel room with the two of you.  

It wasn’t ideal, but you didn’t want Ava anywhere else than by your side.  

“ONNNNNNN!”  

You jump, pulled out of your trance by Ava’s squeal, the little girl sprinting towards your best friend, the one and only John Cena.  

“Look who it is!” John throws Ava into the air, the little girl giggling as she hugs him tightly.  

You grin, following suit, throwing your arms around the man who gives both you and Ava a big squeeze.  

“How are my two favorite girls?” Your best friend grins, Ava again rambling as John nods along, a grin on his face.  

“Your favorite?” You ask, the man nodding.  

“Of course! I mean we ARE best friends!” He yells and you nod, shaking your head at his antics.  

“Well, look who it is.”  

The three of you turn towards Becky, the little girl in John’s arms squealing at the sight of her ‘Bee.’  

“Look who it is, the GOAT, THE MAN, BECKY LYNCHHHHHHHHHHH!” John says dramatically, Ava giggling as she wiggles in his hold.  

“BEEEEEE!”  

John gasps, hugging Ava closer.  

“I thought you were Uncle John’s!?” He scoffs, the little girl burying her nose in the crook of his neck.  

“Unc On...” She snuggles into his hold, her eyes fluttering shut before she wiggles in his hold. “AND BEEEEE!”  

Becky shakes her head, slipping an arm around your middle, a grin stretching across as you lean your head on her shoulder.  

The butterflies in her stomach again fluttering their wings.  

“Looks like we’re in competition AGAIN, Man.” John smirks, Becky’s brows arching.  

“Oh, I’m always ready fer a challenge Cena.”  

“Bring it on.”  

You slap your hand to your forehead, playfully glaring at your daughter.  

“See what you did?” You ask, and she giggles.  

“Westle!” She claps her hands, the two smirking as John hands you Ava, moments later Becky has him in a choke hold on the backstage floor.  

“Tap!” She yells, John eventually getting her in a hold of his own.  

You turn to Ava, the little girl watching the two fight, playfully of course.  

“STOP!” She yells, the two ceasing their playful fighting in favor of jumping to their feet.  

“Wats wrong love?” Becky asks, the little girl opening her arms as wide as she can.  

“Wuve Bee and Unc On.”  

The two smile as they wrap their arms around both you and your daughter.

“I’m still her favorite.” John whispers, Becky letting out a snort.  

“You wish Cena.”

                                                         ***

“Mommy!” Ava pouts, as she gives your sleeping form a shake, your eyes widening.  

“What’s wrong honey?” You rasp tiredly, wiping at your eyes, frowning when you see tears in her eyes.  

“Miss Beeeeee....” She sniffles, snuggling into your chest and you smile, holding her close.  

“Want me to get Bee?” You ask and she nods, bottom lip trembling.  

You take a deep breath, searching for your phone.  

It rings only once before Becky answers, the woman’s voice raspy with sleep.  

“Are ya alright?” She asks, yawning and you smile.  

“Someone misses you...”  

“Beeeeee!” Ava cries and Becky sits up abruptly.  

“I’ll be der in a minute.”  

                                                         ***

Becky is there in less than 5 minutes, the woman slipping into your bed in less than 6.  

Ava snuggles up between the two of you, a tiny smile on her face as you and Becky wrap your arms around her, Becky’s hand resting on your forearm as hers rests on yours.  

You lean over Ava, her head just below your chin, and Becky’s as she follows suit, the sleepy Irishwoman smiling.  

“Thanks for coming.” You whisper and Becky nods, yawning.  

“Anything fer my girls.” She whispers, your eyes widening as your cheeks flush bright red.  

Before you can speak, you realize Becky is fast asleep.  

You bite your bottom lip, grinning.  

“Night Becky...” You whisper, closing your eyes, soon following Ava and Becky into a deep sleep.  

                                                         ***

You wake the following morning with a hum, your face scrunching up as you groan tiredly.  

“Mornin’ sunshine.”  

Your eyes flash open, a smile stretching across your face as your eyes lock with Becky’s equally sleepy brown orbs.  

“Beckyyyyy, noooooo.” You groan, wiggling closer, your hand resting on her hip. 

“It’s 10, Y/N.” She laughs, earning only another groan.  

“Too early.”  

“Nooooo...”  

Becky glances down at Ava, the little girl grumbling as she snuggles closer to you.  

“Like mother like daughter.” She grins, ducking down to press a kiss to the top of Ava’s head.  

Becky’s brown orbs dart around your face, the woman grinning as your nose crinkles.  

“I can feel you staring.” You whisper, Becky’s eyes widening as your eyes flutter open and lock with hers.  

Becky smiles, her tongue swiping at her lips as she cups your cheek, brushing a strand of hair out of your face.  

“I can’t help it.” She whispers, shrugging, her brown orbs darting from your lips to your eyes.  

Your heart skips a beat in your chest as you cover her hand with yours, leaning towards her, over Ava.

“What’s on your mind?” You whisper, the Irishwoman’s cheeks flushing pink as she stares intently at your lips.  

“I-

You turn your head, kissing her palm and Becky bites her lip, trying to stave off a massive grin.  

“I want ta kiss ya...” She confesses, your eyes widening at her confession, your heart swelling beyond capacity as the butterflies in your stomach flap their wings with excitement.  

You grin against her palm, turning back towards her, eyes full of nothing but adoration.  

“I want you to kiss me.” You whisper, the red-haired woman’s eyes widen.  

Slowly the two of you gravitate towards one another, the two of you leaning in, mere inches separating your lips.  

The two of you grin as you close the gap between the two of you, your lips meeting in a long overdue, and loving kiss.  

Becky’s lips move against yours, a feeling you’re immediately addicted to.  

Her lips taste entirely as you’d imagined, a welcoming warmth that you’d always see reflected in her soft brown orbs.  

The two of you part, eyes fluttering open at roughly the same time.  

Becky leans in, pressing another quick kiss to your lips before holding both you and Ava tightly, the two of you unable to stop smiling.  

Becky smiles lovingly down at Ava, kissing the top of her head.  

“I love my girls...” She whispers, her eyes widening when she realizes just what she said, her heart in her throat,  

“I-I mean-

You cut her off with another kiss, lightly bumping your nose against hers.  

“We love you too.”  

Becky beams, nuzzling into Ava’s hair, her forehead resting against yours.  

She grins.  

“Does dis mean I get ta get drunk wit yer dad more often?”  

You scoff.  

“No, go back to sleep.”  

[vancilocs]

Oh plants? Pestle and floria?

save the beeeeees

how would they react if their s/o is sick?

He'd keep his distance a bit if it's contagious (my dude has a lousy constitution) but bring things like tea and snacks, also try and make a remedy if he can, simple cold medicine and other mixtures for tummyaches and such

She packages her wife into bed, brings her snacks and tea and whatever else she may need, makes sure she gets her rest and gets better before she does anything even a bit strenuous. Brings lots of honey in tea, cakes, etc.

what do they look for in a s/o?

Someone interesting and cute, he claims to want nothing to do with adventure but his heart keeps pulling him into shenanigans so he does crave at least some excitement

Someone cute, sweet and kind, someone she can adore freely and openly and who returns her feelings

how do they react when their s/o is gone for a week? a month?

He can deal with it, he's used to being alone. Sometimes he will deal with insecurity and jealousy but that will fade when reunited. Weeks will go by fine, a month he can handle, multiple months will make him a little antsy and jealous

She's longing and missing when not seeing her gf for a few days, a week is torture and a months makes her miserable. Not jealous, just missing her so much

how would they act if they were rejected by the person they like?

Takes it in stride, it's a bit of a hit for his self-worth but he will get over it

Smile through the pain, willing to remain friends and will get over it

how long does it take for them to say ‘i love you’?

A while. He's not very verbally affectionate in general so he'll show through actions then

Not too long, she says it to friends and family too so it's not really different from saying it to a partner

what type of gifts do they like to get their s/o?

Practical, handcrafted ones, usually mixtures or ingredients because he knows about them. He puts thought into them too, so they'll be useful.

Flowers, snacks, honeycomb, sweet and pretty ones like she is!

what do they love the most about their s/o, both physical and personality-wise?

It's endless adventure with Hibiscus, it can be exhausting sometimes but also good to have someone he can completely trust with him. Likes the determination and positivity, he can be the pessimistic side then. Physically just likes their body, doesn't mind being a bit shorter, likes their eyes and hair the most though

Maud is beautiful, kind, gentle and loving, always so thoughtful and sweet. She's tall, elegant, she's the most beautiful girl in the village, has gentle ,delicate hands and kind eyes, exquisite cheekbones

what is their love language, both giving and receiving?

Gives gifts and does acts of service, quality time is fine, limited on the physical affection. Doesn't mind verbal affection and some physical affection (mainly things like holding hands, touching hair, spooning).

Verbal and physical affection (within Maud's limits), quality time, gifts in form of flowers and honey. Also enjoys receiving all of them, likes verbal and physical affection the best.

do their relationships tend to be more serious or casual?

Fairly serious, he's had flings in the past but these days he doesn't rush into relationships and likes to stay in them

Serious, she's been with Maud since they were teens and isn't planning on ending it

what are their kisses like? where do they like to be kissed the most?

Fairly gentle kissus on cheeks and mouth, maybe put hand on hip or cheek or neck. He prefers kisses on cheeks and mouth too, maybe forehead, maybe temple.

Small kisses everywhere on face, big ones on mouth. Likes forehead and nose kisses but cheeks and mouth are great too

what do they do to get their s/o’s attention?

Not much, maybe sits next to them, stares until they look at him

Calling her name, grabby hands, goes in for the hug

would they be good at keeping a relationship secret, if needed?

Yes, he's very nondescript even when he's not keeping secrets. If someone finds out that's their problem. But if needing to keep it silent he can and he will

She would try super hard and think it's working but it really isn't. Doe eyes and pet names are too much

who would be the first to propose?

They're nowhere near that point

Mutual agreement but Floria brought it up

how would they react if their s/o died?

Despondent, hurt, angry

Absolutely inconsolable

if their s/o was hurt, what would they do?

Either mend wounds and look after, or then first mend wounds and then attack whatever hurt them, he's not a man of violence but he is armed and capable

Look after, patch wounds, if someone hurt her sic bees on them

how often do they get into fights with their s/o? who usually apologizes first?

They have disagreements but not fights really, he doesn't like secrets but also is understanding so conflicts get resolved so there's not even a need for apologizing

Never, really. Floria knows what Maud hates and doesn't do that

how jealous do they get? how do they react when they get jealous?

Sometimes he does, usually when he thinks he has competition. He's a little huffy and petty, a bit more nervous than usual, needs some attention and reassurance afterwards.

Not at all, honestly. She's very secure with Maud. If someone were to flirt with her she'd get be amused but also like yep! My gf is beautiful!

what is their favorite form of physical affection?

Hands in his hair or cupping his face, holding hands

Kisses, hugs, hands on her cheeks or waist, holding hands, sitting on her gf's lap or cuddling

who likes to tease their s/o the most? how do they react to being teased?

Some snark, mainly teases about Hibiscus being horny @ Trapper (it's the jealousy and his own horniness), accepts any snark he receives in turn, it's all good-hearted

Only kind teasing, mainly Floria teases Maud by saying how beautiful and amazing she is because it makes her blush and hide because she's shy

how do they get their s/o to blush? how does their s/o make them blush?

Snarking probably, or with compliments. He blushes fairly easily when the talk turns to romance or certain dreams

Maud blushes and hides at the slightest flirt and touch, it's way too easy. Floria blushes with kisses and compliments

what turns them on the most?

Battle, wine and righteous anger, apparently

Romance, touch and saucy words

do they use any nicknames/pet names for their s/o?

Will say Hibs when he doesn't want to use the full name

Honey/honeybun, beeloved, queen bee, sweetie...

how would they confess their feelings to their crush?

Strangled "I like you" when it feels appropriate. Or just kiss them if they seem accepting of it

Blush and hide and twirl hair and tell the other that she's super pretty and cute and nice and uhhh would you wanna go out

are they big on cuddling? what is their favorite position to cuddle their s/o in?

He likes to cuddle when going to sleep, otherwise he wants to have something to do (like reading a book while the other cuddles up to him). Likes to spoon or then just snuggle face-to-face, prefers to be the one held than the one holding but having someone rest against his chest is fine too

Looooves to cuddle, anything goes, being big spoon or small spoon, doesn't matter, lay on top, rest head on chest, whatever

if their s/o is sad, what would they do to make them smile again?

Offer a snack, crack dry jokes, try to find out what's making them sad, tell funny stories that happened to him that might apply to the situation, if it's a person making them sad, talk shit about that person

Bring food and drink, bring flowers to sniff, give cuddles and kisses, try and find out what's wrong and try to make it better, if not possible then just hold and try and tell jokes if it seems appropriate

[gallawitchxx]

bee beeeeee bee bee beeeee I have nothing to say but I love your name a lot 💛💛💛💛💛💛🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝🐝

lauren, sweets, hi! 🤍 this made me smile so hard! thank you for the bee love 🐝🖤 it's my very favorite name to be called!

i have many trinkets & things with bees on them! below is one that i think is somewhat your vibe! it's an antique vase lol. for additional context, i have a boston terrier.

i hope that your day is as lovely as you are. sending a big internet squeeze! xx

[purplesurveys]

1192

Have you ever tried a colorful macaroon? Maybe you mean macarons? I’ve never seen a macaroon with food coloring before.

Do you say macaroon or macaron? It depends on what I’m referring to because they’re two different kinds of food.

Do you know what a macaroon is? Yes, they taste terrible.

Would you rather go to Paris or London? Both sound a bit too boring of a trip for me tbh, I’d rather go to other European cities.

Which national flag do you like the best? I’m not that into flags to have a favorite...I like how Nepal’s has a unique shape, though.

Name 3 celebrities people say you look like. Lucy Hale, Anna Akana, and a local celebrity you wouldn’t know about.

^Do you agree? I never saw myself looking like Anna but that’s actually the most common one I get, so I just might not know my face all that well. The only one that’s agreeable enough with me is the last celebrity I mentioned.

Do you know anyone who looks like Taylor Swift? No, especially not on this side of the planet.

Have you ever been betrayed by a best friend? Yes but that was like back in the fifth grade. I’ve been very selective of my friends ever since.

What color is the sweatshirt that you wear the most? Black.

Do you have a mirror in your room? No. I don’t really feel as if I need it.

What was the last thing you painted? I last painted on a paint-by-numbers kit, but it’s been a while since I took up the hobby. I want to get back around to it someday, but proably not any time soon as I find it a tad bit time-consuming.

Do you correct grammatical errors online? Not other people’s, but yeah I edit my posts whenever I catch a typo or grammar error. I also edit survey questions if they aren’t in proper grammar, just so other people who’d want to take the same survey won’t have to deal with it and point it out anymore.

What’s the last thing you made out of clay? I’ve only done pottery once, and that time I was taught how to make a vase. I wasn’t able to see the end result though since they still had to bake it and everything, and I was only staying in that town for a few days.

Do you go for days without washing your hair? No, I absolutely hate that feeling. My hair starts getting itchy after a day or so of not washing it and it feels irritating, so I feel the need to shower everyday.

When is the last time you had scrambled eggs and bacon? Maybe around a week ago? It’s something my parents make regularly for breakfast, alongside other local breakfast dishes.

Do you like bacon bits on your salad? I don’t really eat salad but sure, I’ll take some bacon in mine.

What is your favorite salad dressing? See above.

What is your favorite kind of soup? Not a big soup person either. I suppose I’m most enthusiastic about miso soup, if anything.

Do you eat a lot of soup? Not at all. I don’t think I ever purposely ordered it at a restaurant either; I only consume soup if it already comes as a freebie with my order.

Do you collect Mason jars to use for crafts? Nope, was never a hobby of mine. This reminds me that I have a mason jar filled with date receipts and love notes on tiny Post-Its from my last relationship, though...I literally can’t remember if I’ve since thrown it out, but I also haven’t seen it in a while...hm. I guess I’ll try looking for it later today and throw it away if I do find it still lying around in my room.

What’s a trend that you never caught on to? Remember when I said streetwear like, literally a month ago? Lmaoooooo I’m into it now. That’s why I’ll just skip over this question HAHAHAHA I always end up being obsessed with the things I swear off in the beginning :((((

What’s a trend that you haven’t caught on to yet, but you want to? Vlogging? It’d be nice to make a video or two of my own.

Do you type fast? Very. My co-workers recently started sharing this typing speed website that we’re all free to try out and so far I’m the official reigning champion haha. No one has beaten my WPM record yet.

Did you learn to type through a computer program for kids? Yes. I never adopted the ‘standard’ finger practice though; I type only with my index and middle fingers.

How many years were you homeschooled? I was never homeschooled.

If applicable, what’s a youtuber you would love to collab with? Louise Pentland.

Do you think you’re successful in life? Not quite there yet, but I’m comfortable with the way I’m working towards it for now. It’s nice to be doing things that I know will lead to something in the future.

What color is the tree outside your window? If you mean the leaves, then green.

What color is your rug, if you have one? (not carpet, rug) I don’t have one in my room but the main one we have in the living room is brown.

What do you take for pain? I take a Biogesic pill for headaches. If I get muscle sores/strains, I rub Katinko on the spots that hurt.

Which pharmacy do you use? I never need to go to those but I can always take a drive to the nearby Mercury Drug.

Do you reapply nail polish when it starts to chip? I don’t wear nail polish at all.

What is this month’s calendar picture? I don’t use a calendar.

What was the last thing you ate? Sushiiiiiiiii. I made a very impulsive and rash decision to buy THREE ORDERS of sushi yesterday. I hadn’t eaten all day and I also had a crappy at work, and my clouded judgment thought buying 24 pieces of maki was the way to go. I’m still in the stage of trying to convince myself I deserved it anyway.

What are your favorite things to put in tea? I don’t drink tea tea, but when I buy milk tea I always go for chocolate flavors. I also don’t like pearls in my milk tea.

Do you wish the Unicorn Frappuccino was a regular drink at Starbucks? I never go for customized drinks, so I don’t care at all about this.

Is there a coffee shop in your town that’s better than Starbucks? Possibly, but I may not have checked it out yet. For now, I like buying from Starbucks.

Do you frequent any coffee shops? Back in college I used to alternate between Starbucks and Coffee Bean and Tea Leaf; I’d go several times a week to either because coffee shops were the best place to study at.

What’s your favorite Lisa Frank character? I was never aware that there were characters lol. I thought it was only her.

Which Disney character looks the most like you? Raya for sure, but before her, I felt a big connection with Moana.

Did you go to Disney World or Disneyland as a kid? No, I haven’t gotten to go yet. It would be nice if my first time could also already be a trip with my own kid in the future :)

Do you live with a demon? Talk about creepy question lol. No.

Who has the best personality on youtube? Who cares? < I mean, same. I’m sure they all put up a show to some extent - I don’ think anyone would ever know the answer to this...but personally, those whose personalities I find really endearing would beeeeee Grace Helbig, Kelsey Impicciche, Kelsey Darragh, and Andrew Ilnyckyj.

What are some of your goals for this year? Stay employed, be better at my job, collect more BTS albums.

Does it feel like spring yet? We don’t have spring, so I don’t know what that would feel like.

What do you do to celebrate Earth Day? I don’t wait until April 22 to do something for the planet.

How do you celebrate Easter? I don’t.

Have you ridden your bike yet this year? I can’t ride bikes, haaaaa.

What does your bike look like? The family bike has some blue and grey on it. Not that I ever practice riding it.

What is your favorite place that you’ve lived? I like the house that we live in now. I like that we have a rooftop and that we don’t live with extended family.

Do you shop at Aeropostale? No, and I’m not sure we have Aeropostale shops here. The only reason we ever got Aeropostale items of clothing in the past was because relatives living in the States would occasionally bring home a box of pasalubong for us here in the Philippines.

What’s the last thing you wore from Aeropostale? Idk, probably a shirt. Have you ever been to a church that just wanted your money? Aren’t all churches like that? < Can agree and can confirm. My local parish has been undergoing a ridiculously extravagant renovation for years now and the thing is that the renovation is meant to be so fucking fancy they clearly can’t afford it, so they’ve been pooling money from churchgoers for years now as well. When we could still physically attend mass I used to keep myself from laughing everytime one of the church staff would come up on the podium and ask for money again.

Who is someone you are struggling to forgive, if applicable? I don’t struggle to forgive. I just don’t forgive. If someone does me wrong I just do my best to block them out of my memories, get into the mindset that they never existed, and live peacefully from there.

Have you ever had someone try to intentionally bully you to suicide? I don’t think so, at least not intentionally. My mom always did it unintentionally though, especially in my tween and teen years. She was always very harsh with her words and actions (she still is, but we don’t butt heads as often anymore). I didn’t have a very good emotional foundation mainly thanks to her and I had to claw my own way to get to be the much more stable self I am today.

What’s your favorite type of cereal? Sweet ones.

Who are your favorite kids that you’ve babysat? I never babysat kids outside of younger relatives.

Who is your favorite cousin? My eldest cousin from my mom’s side. I’ve always viewed him more as a brother than a cousin since we did live under the same roof for nearly a decade before my family moved to our own home.

Does one side of your family live in another state? My family is spread out everywhere, dude. I have relatives living in another town, another city, another province, another region, another island, another country. Idk about cultures but that’s generally how Filipino families are to begin with.

What states did your parents grow up in? I’m not saying that.

Do you want kids? If yes, how many? It would be nice. I just don’t know if I’ll ever be able to find someone I would want to marry and have a family with. It definitely seems bleak, but then again I’m 23 lmao. I’m not in a hurry.

What’s a craft that you’ve seen online that you don’t think will work? Most of the shit that that 5 Minute Crafts channel or whatever they’re called puts out.

What, if anything, are you severely allergic to? Grass.

Have you ever had an allergic reaction to an insect? Nopes.

How do you react to bee stings? I’ve never been stung and I hope that never happens to me.

Is there a good hospital where you live? I’m not so sure; I don’t take trips to the hospital frequently.

What’s your favorite kind of tea to drink in the spring? I never drink tea. Never been my...cup of tea? Hahahaha.

What are your favorite biblical names for girls? Elizabeth and Eden.

…for boys? Luke, Noah, Jacob, Seth.

What color nail polish do you usually wear in the spring? Again, I never put on nail polish.

What’s your favorite color that you’ve dyed your hair? I haven’t tried dyeing my hair either :( It’s something I want to explore, though.

Do you ever eat ice cream in the winter? We don’t have winter but yeah, I’m not opposed to having ice cream when the climate is on the cooler side.

How often do you wash your sheets? Every month or so.

What was the name of the biggest bully in your high school? No one got away with pulling that kind of shit in my old school.

^Did everyone hate her/him? -

^Were you his/her target? -