Okay okay okay but it's always "Gale is the dad" or "single divorced Gale"
What about ex-sex worker Astarion, trying to get his life back together after escaping his shitty situation only to get jumpscared by a child in front of his very shitty apartment's door. There's a lil letter saying this tiny lil baby is HIS kid and the woman got pregnant by him during an affair or something and abandoned the child with Astarion.
Dude's like uber pissed but the tiny baby grabs his finger and just looks at him with silly lil blue eyes and he just "OUUUGH" and takes 99999% psychic damage, but like in a good way!! Also, he later names the lil baby girl, lune!!
He meets Gale at a daycare which he can BARELY afford but begs his other roommates (some of the other spawns) to help him out and he'll most definitely 100% pay them back (he doesn't). Gale who's got like 7 daughters (I love girl dads) hadn't seen Astarion before and knows a new parent when he sees one.
Gale introduces himself and offers to help him with a very fussy Lune because Astarion is clearly almost in tears, he looks horrible and exhausted and Gale sympathizes because he remembers when he was a new father and his (bitch) wife left him alone to take care of her himself.
They meet every time astarion drops off his darling daughter and they have a lil chat every morning and afternoon. They strike up a tentative friendship and Lune seems to imprint one Gale LMAO.
I have more thoughts but I'm tired lmao
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so glad i set our alarms for our interview tomorrow as soon as we learned what time it was going to be because theres already been multiple instances today of us forgetting and remembering that we have it and freaking out that we don't forget to set our alarm before sleeping tonight
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Hay cosas que hay que darlas por perdidas, aunque se sepa donde encontrarlas...Y personas también.
— La mente es maravillosa | Leer aquí
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elia lune, the woman that u are..
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Uhh..I do have a fan-child for bloodweave, typically I don't do this since I think it's cringe and I am unfortunately locked in the cringe cage.
To preface this, I headcanon Gale as a fem-bodied trans man. Ya know since he's a wizard, he does his thing and such. So Gale conceived, carried and birthed a lil daughter
Her name is Lune and she's a spitting image of Astarion minus her slightly darker complexion from Gale and her eyes which are brown with a red hue to them. She's a daywalker and is able to walk in the sunlight, however she's still a lil vampire and occasionally need a snack of blood. She spends most of her adolescent years in her little bat form.
Lune was born completely on mistake actually, since vampire if given enough blood consistently can become fertile again for a period. They had Lune though that. Astarion had a lil treat of Gale's blood before they had sex one night and BAM half-elf baby!!
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The word flesh when used in horror: very fitting, freaky, gross imagery. Implies you can see the meat and sinew in a context where you definitely wouldn’t want to see it.
The word flesh when used in smut: unbelievably erotic. Feral. Bestial. Makes me think of opening em up and tearing out their lungs to crawl into their rib cage and cuddle with their heart.
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lo débil de mente que tenes que ser para que te adoctrine un afiche en la facultad cuando el afiche promedio se ve así
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still thinking about this thing that i said to my brother ages ago and i think you guys wanna think about it too so here
(paraphrased slightly)
"so you know how wedding rings are worn on the left hand's ring finger right? cuz it has a direct connection to the heart right? well note how v2 left behind her left arm after the first fight.
She was proposing to you.
And you rejected her.
or the whiplash is the wedding band and the knuckleblaster is the engagement ring
believe what you want"
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