#madcom church x reader

[distressedwalnut]

Hello hello! May I ask for Y/N just- being good pals with a G03LM? Any G03LM, even a regular background one. [I really really love G03LMS]

y/n the g03lm magnet

[krystalkitdemi]

Two meatheads see something they like and take it.

Inspired by @saltymongoose Dunno if Jorge and Church are still after Sanford and Deimos in the au, but I though this was funny.

[saltymongoose]

AHH OK CAN YOU PLEASE MAKE YAN JORGE AND CHURCH HCS?

Yes, I can and I shall. Enjoy! ;)

General Yan!Church and Yan!Jorge Headcanons

(TW: Yandere, Obsessive Behavior, Violence, mentions of blood.)

> Church and Jorge are not the types to be hidden in their affections at all. Once they start feeling strong affection for you, it’s obvious to everyone in the vicinity, which is of course how they found out about each other’s “thing” for you. Jorge couldn’t ignore how Church insisted that you were the only one besides himself who could handle his gear or tune his weapons, and similarly, Jorge’s own increasingly affectionate treatment of you was hardly subtle. Even when they started to become a bit more intense in their actions, the heightened focus on showing you their love was mirrored between the two. 

> To everyone’s surprise, this just became another thing for them to sort of bond with each other over, instead of causing the infighting they assumed. In the G03LM’s minds, it made total sense; of course the other would love you, not loving you was just plain stupid. Plus, they operate on the same wavelength most of the time anyway, so their bro liking the same person is fine with them. There’s no one else Church or Jorge would rather share you with, and as it happens, this is what really eggs them on to make you know just how much they both care for you.

> Neither are really the type to do typical romantic gestures like give you flowers they picked or write soliloquies to describe your beauty, but they do flirt with you a lot. You’d swear that “good lookin’” was practically another name for you now with how often Jorge purrs it to you in a greeting, and then there was the rare “sweetcheeks” from Church. They aren’t exactly the most flowery terms of endearment, but then again, neither of them seemed the type to do that to begin with, so you were still surprised.

> In fact, they call you those so often that they almost caught on with other grunts as well. But attempts to make those nicknames a regular thing were quickly stopped by none other than Church and Jorge themselves; it was their thing with you, and only theirs.

> (Jorge paused from cleaning his gun when he heard one of the other technicians call out to you with his name for you. He leaned down to them and grinned behind his mask when they shrank back a bit. “Hah, that’s real funny pal. But if you call them that again I’ll crush you.” Point taken.)

> Jorge also lavishes you with praise and compliments constantly, for the most simple of actions and when you least expect it. He’s particularly fond of this way of showing affection to you, and he considers it his mission to make you know how much he loves everything about you. Everything from the way your brows furrow when you’re confused to innocuous things like the precise way you prefer your coffee and the way you look so focused when working. Although sometimes his comments can be weirdly specific. For someone who you assumed didn’t know that much about you, the fact he can list off certain more intimate things he knows about you so offhandedly is a bit unnerving.

> (It’s just because he spends a lot of time looking at you, but you didn’t know the true depth of it. It was easy to keep it secret, with how hidden his gaze is behind his mask.)

> For the record, Church also compliments you, but they’re typically shorter and more blunt. He’ll just state that you’re really pretty as though it’s a universally known fact, which it is in his mind. He’ll also fight anyone who says otherwise, but he’s always itching for a chance to pummel someone on your behalf, so it’s something you’re kind of used to now. It’s weirdly flattering regardless, but you try not to encourage it too much.

> Jorge and Church also give you presents frequently as well; usually weapons and other trinkets as “battle trophies” from grunts they faced in combat, oftentimes still bloody. You’re grossed out a bit by just how much gore they track into the building whenever they find something new to gift you, but seeing them perk up proudly whenever you thank them for it makes up for it. They seem so happy whenever you show an ounce of gratitude for their presents, punching the air and fist-bumping each other when you simply smile at them while holding whatever they gave you. You might even say it’s cute, although using such an adjective for the violent mercs seems a tad inappropriate. 

> (Half of the time you’re not even sure what to do with the things they bring you, but now you have an entire wall full of weapons and armor pieces from them. It’d be useful if you ever need to get into a fight, but you’re just a technician.)

> (Of course, you don’t know how many of those special things are from people who were once threats and were foolish enough to pose a threat to your relationship with them. They really should’ve known better, it’s not like Church or Jorge had tried to hide what you were to them. Hopefully the rest of your coworkers would take a hint from the red they tracked in, and the missing presence of some of the people you shared a shift with.)

> They drop any and every conversation they have just to make you a part of it once you enter the room, including important mission briefings from Sheriff. (Oh well. He just has to get that you’re more important.) You’ll also find yourself physically close to them more often than not; it’s common for you to have to try to ignore how they crowd in on your space whenever they catch sight of you. It’s not like you work with them often - you’re not exactly a mercenary or field worker - so when they decide to spend virtually all of their downtime around you, it’s very noticeable.

> They’re also quite touchy with you; you’re going to be picked up by one of them and bear-hugged at least once every day, and luckily they are very gentle with you, so you never have to worry about being harmed by their armor or squeezed too tight. They’d rather die than hurt you, so their grip on you is always soft, and when they nudge against you with their masked face (their version of a kind of kiss, unbeknownst to you), it isn’t hard enough to cause any damage. If they had it their way, you’d always be in their arms, and they even try to take turns with it just to be fair.

> (As an additional bonus, if you’re snuggled up in Church or Jorge’s embrace, no one bothers them and tries to get you away. It's the perfect way to keep you all to themselves, and their loud purring shows just how pleased they are about this.)

> Church is definitely the quieter of the two, but also the one more likely to rough someone up if they affront you in some way. The other members of MERC know better than to get too close to you now, since attempts to be all buddy-buddy with you (or god forbid, flirt with you) were shut down by the mohawked G03LM’s fists. Literally.

> (With how often Church was around you, he got pretty good at reading you. So when he heard you laugh uncomfortably and snapped his attention to you to find one of the other grunts leaning way too close to you for even your taste, he was quick to get rid of the problem. It’s the least he could do, for someone he adores so much.)

> You’ve had a talk with Church about, well, massacring your coworkers whenever you happened to take an off day (at least he’s polite enough not to do it in front of you), so he’s not likely to hurt them too badly now. But it just so happens that Church also knows that you can cause a lot of damage that doesn’t lead to death all the time, which some might even consider worse.

> (Sheriff is now more concerned than ever about healthcare costs for MERC. Perhaps he can cut another deal with the Nexus Core?)

> Jorge is more the type to just threaten the other mercenaries, but he isn’t above getting physical along with Church to break a few (many) bones if he thinks the situation calls for it. Which happens more often than not, if you’re not in their vicinity.

> (They’d honestly be offended if you thought they’d forget the way that prick Sheriff just hired was giving you googly eyes. The little twerp just has to learn his place, and as your partners, there’s no one better to teach them.)

> Despite how they will deliberately target the others in your faction when they know you won’t be around, they still want to show off around you. There’s always an open invitation for you to observe their training, and Jorge is always quick to remind you of this. When you do watch them fight, they naturally put a lot more effort into fighting. They already love the thrill of it, but feeling your eyes on them just invigorates them like nothing else.

> If it weren’t for the fact that the two are so dangerous, the fact that you have them completely wrapped around your finger without knowing it would be funny to everyone else. Anything you even mention once will be noted by them, and while they might not be the most efficient at fetching it/completing some task you need finished, they’ll find some way to fulfill your wishes. Even if it means threatening asking someone else to do it for them, or going to the very ends of Nexus City and fighting through hoards of random bandits and zeds to bring back a single tool you’d simply like to have someday, they’ll do it happily. And of course, they’ll be chatting with each other the entire time about how cute you are, and how they can’t wait to see the look on your face when you realize what they’ve done for you.

> Both of them routinely refer to you as their partner, and they mean it in every sense of the word. Ever since they fell for you so hard, there’s no one else Church and Jorge would be willing to go to for tune-ups and other jobs that needed more technical expertise present. But they also mean it in the romantic sense as well. In their eyes, they’d already made it explicitly clear to everyone else that you were together. They just need to go a step further to get you to acknowledge it as well. Plus, you’d never outright rejected their advances before, so they just know you return their affections. Maybe you’re just shy about it compared to them.

> It doesn't matter to them how long it takes you to understand and eventually officially requite what they feel because Church and Jorge are willing to work at this for however long is needed. They're not going to quit when they know they're so close to having you completely and being able to show you all of their love to its truest extent. Besides, they're G03LMs; Church and Jorge can be brought back from whatever form of the afterlife Nevada has for as long as needed. If they can fight off death itself, then no one stands a chance at taking you from them, so your being with them is completely inevitable. That's all there is to it.

[goosedoes-fics]

Madness Headcanons

Madcom x Reader

Content Warnings: I talk about tits a lot sorry. Also mentions of organ failure and transfem Tricky

Notes: Trying to get back into the writing groove. Sorry if this is shit

HANK J WIMBLETON

If you didn't know ASL before meeting them, they would communicate primarily with hand and head movements. He's too cool to use a notepad

Not a big fan of PDA, but in private he's quite affectionate and cuddly. theyre just a big ass guard dog cmon

Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton what are you doing here????? waiting for them to play gangnam styl.

DEIMOS

Transgenda

I like to imagine Dedmos's rock face works similarly to Hank's metal jaw. It's just a rock jaw. Rock lobster.

He is an ASSHOLE (affectionate)

The kind of person to like. Punch your shoulder when they laugh

Their ideal first date is stealing the declaration of independence

If you don't make him, he will go days without showering he is SO smelly anfd SO stinky. He has GREASY ASS HAIR i just know it

SANFORD

If Hank is a guard dog he's one of those goofy dogs that look like bear cubs

VERY big fan of PDA he will smooch you anywhere. everywhere. any time any place any day

He takes missions more seriously than Deimos but outside of missions he is just a big fat goofball

I'm going to place my hands directly on his man tits. anyways where was I

He lost his nipples in The War

I'm kidding. He lost them during top surgery.

At this point i'm aiming the transgenderification beam at all of them. nobody is safe. BE TRANSGENDER

DOC

Sometimes he wears his hair down and it's like a mullet w/ shaved sides

Out of all of them he's the most adverse to PDA but! In private he is very sweet. very silly

Hey are you okay with being tested on? Yeah? Cool will you drink this organ failure potion I brewed

Plays the piano sometimes! He might serenade you if you ask nicely

TRICKY

BE TRANSGENDER. (shoots her with my transfem beam)

Yeah so he/she bigender Tricky is real. Krinkels told me himself

He is like a big weird dog as well. He might lick your face (don't let him zed spit is slightly acidic)

Probably likes PDA the most. She will make out with you very grossly and sloppily in the middle of McDonalds

Very soft very fluffy. Which is surprising considering how many times he's died

His tail is somewhat prehensile, he could dangle from a tree branch if he tried hard enough

CHURCH AND JORGE

They are very good at sharing!

Sorry not sorry yandere enjoyers but they would NOT kill someone for looking at you they would be like haha yeah everyone should look at our awesome fucking partner theyre so cool and hot

Sometimes they forget how big they are compared to you so they might try to like flop over on you. Pigpile on the small one

Very prone to roughhousing and play fighting but they'll be gentle if you ask

BEEFY BOYS 😍

[improbable-outset]

𝐌𝐲 𝐒𝐚𝐧𝐜𝐭𝐮𝐚𝐫𝐲

Jebediah Christoff x gn!Reader

𝐖𝐨𝐫𝐝 𝐜𝐨𝐮𝐧𝐭: 1k

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𝐓𝐖 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐂𝐖: Established relationship, possessiveness and slightly yandere towards the end. In addition to that terrible joke in the first paragraph.

𝐀/𝐍: Again, inspiration from @saltymongoose hcs from here in addition to @madness-in-the-flesh jeb fic here and @yanderes-galore fic here. I got some inspo from this fic too (smut warning), very talented author but I won’t tag her bc it’s a completely diff fandom. I really really love @distressedwalnut art especially their MadCom self insert stuff. Wholesomeness and dat innit. Listen… older, holy man 🤌🏽 plsss!!! And this song chosen is so so so fitting!! The lyrics and the THEMES🥹🥹. Also, new colour scheme and header girlie! I did receive a few MadCom requests and I’ll get to them eventually.

𝐒𝐮𝐦𝐦𝐚𝐫𝐲: Living in a God-forsaken land like Nevada, anyone will naturally preserve any blessings and nice things that has bestowed upon them - including Jebediah; which is why he is so inclined in you staying in his life.

‘And if death is the last appointment, then we’re all just sitting in the waiting room’

~

Love: a powerful emotion that brings people together. This is only a generic description of love without specifying what type it is, whether it is platonic or romantic. Though, a lot of people do struggle with the latter. To many, the initial feeling of falling in love can feel magical, especially if it’s your first time. Those butterflies in your stomach that people always talk about are there and your whole body just seems to heat up whenever your love interest is around. However, too much of a good thing can be dangerous if you’re not careful and you can easily lose yourself or your self respect. Yes, those tingling sensation you feel could just be your common senses leaving your body.

For Jebediah Christoff, falling in love seemed like a waste of time and emotions. Why would you emotionally invest yourself into someone in such a dire time like this, where you have to watch your back every two seconds? Shouldn’t you focus on surviving? The term ‘romance’ hardly ever crossed his mind, especially being preoccupied with his heavy workload from the Nexus Project. For the longest time, Jebus has convinced himself that love will never find him, whether he actually chooses to avoid it or not.

But much like everything else in life, people’s perspectives can change, and the tables can turn without you even noticing. It could be from a change of circumstances or from a specific event that teaches you to respond to situations differently. For Jeb, it was when you came into his life. You were working for the same organisation at one point - an apprentice working your way up to being a full time scientist. He didn’t see you often, since he was one of the highest up scientists but whenever he did come across you, he became more alert and, surprisingly, hyperaware with not only his presence but the way he talked to you. These feelings were so foreign to him yet he willingly welcomed them.

He didn’t know why he felt like this - with you particularly. Perhaps it was because you were just a breath of fresh air with such a fervent character, while his other coworkers were on autopilot mode and only talking about the project itself. There was so much about you that piqued his interest, so much that he wanted to unpack and watch you unravel for him. You were sweet, caring and always seemed to know exactly what to say. He found himself smiling at a few of your remarks. Genuinely smiling. Something he hasn’t done in years. The more you learned about you, the more refreshing everything felt.

You did, however, leave the organisation eventually due to its immoral practices. Fortunately for Jeb, he didn’t have to worry about the other scientists getting too close to you or worse, tainting your innocence and corrupting you - though working under Nexus Core, you’ve probably already been scarred from your experience. To make things even better for Jeb, you both stayed in touch and he would visit you occasionally.

“It’s finally nice seeing you outside of work Dr Christoff,” you chirped. The only thing that was highlighted in that sentence was the way you addressed him. There was no need for you to still use formalities like that with him now.

“Please, just call me Jeb,”

Your chemistry slowly started to escalate. The flame of attraction towards you now turned into a wildfire. There was a whole inferno burning in his heart and gut with the heat continuously licking him. Surely, you must feel the same, no? You wouldn’t allow him to visit you regularly if there wasn’t something special between the two of you. As much as he wanted to protect his pride, your charms were just too irresistible to ignore at this point.

He was grateful that you’ve left Nexus Core now, since he didn’t have to worry about breaching employee regulations when things got even further between the two of you romantically. He can already predict that you will be happy together.

~

A good number of years has passed and Nexus City only continues to deteriorate as each passing daylight burns. Almost every building is abandoned and the population has died down drastically. Every corner just feels booky with the lingering feeling of being gnawed. Jeb has witnessed the worst imaginable not only in the Nexus organisation but throughout the whole city. Watching other grunts' flesh being ripped open or blown up to smithereens and experiments going horribly wrong all while holding the ‘Saviour’ title.

But there’s only so much one can take. The only light that is at the end of this hellish tunnel is Jeb’s relationship with you. Things were flourishing exponentially with your relationship. It’s almost impossible to have a traditional wedding in the state that Nevada is in, but you managed to improvise and sealed your vows.

You don’t know how much you keep him grounded, how you keep him from going insane. Probably because he doesn’t show too much of his broken side to you. He comes home everyday to you, closing any space between the two of you in an embrace. “Jeb?” he tucks his face in the crook of your neck, completely engulfing your form with his and inhaling your scent which gives his serenity. “Oh, Jeb-” you whine, while he is utterly lost in the sweetness of your voice. He just doesn’t want anything to change with you or your relationship. He can’t stand the idea of you being hurt.

Which is why he keeps you inside, locked away from the chaos outside. He’s not going to allow the world's cruelty to get to you. Absolutely not! He just can’t risk your innocent demeanour being crushed or, God forbid, someone taking you away from him. He’s not going to be so merciful if that does happen.

You only deserve good in your life and right now, that is his unflinching faithfulness and love for you. And this will continue till one of you is taken to the grave.

Feedback is appreciated always

Listen, I didn’t know how else to expand this but the maths isn’t mathing, my brain isn’t braining and it’s just blank. There’s so much more I wanted to add and I couldn’t put it to words, you know??

[nevadas-night-time-novelist]

So I’ve read your madcom x reader where reader gets knocked up and I can’t find it anymore. Do you have a link?

Multiple links Anon friend :)

Main 4

Jeb/Sher/Audi/Tricky

Church+Jorge/Phobos

Crackpot/Hoffy

TorturexFemMAG

[biancatronic]

Hey, I know there are already AU's of human reader x madcom character but I'm also on the project that I intend to write to do concepts next year the name is "An ordinary world" where my character (Bianca) who is an ordinary girl meets a stranger greenish creature halfway back to his house they don't get along at first the creature was noisy and his words in static made the girl have a headache and nausea both end up with time being understood and the creature named Tricky understands that your sanity can be restored. In the same town a gray creature with a beard and white clothes doesn't understand where he is he takes shelter in a church and convent of women nuns he hides from them to unnoticed and wanders around the convent, the nuns think there is something bad wandering through the convent until one one day a black nun crosses his path, both are scared to be found she thinks he was a creature from another world and he thinks she is someone he can trust and that started a friendship between a creature named Jebus and a black human nun teaching him how his sins can be forgiven.

(I have a drawing I think I posted here of a black nun hugging Jebus)

What inspired me to write this months ago is the mini series in AO3 of A Human and A Grunt made by an Anonymous user, I intend to do some concepts at the beginning of the year and make comics related to it, it's almost a Sonic X style only a serious and sad tone but with nice and happy moments

I will reveal the names of the human characters in this AU

Bianca (normal)

Adriele - Black Nun

Gabriela - who will be a character guided by the main 4 in a spin off

Anatasia - Bianca's friend

Glória - Adriele's tutor

Daisy - Adriele's friend

Jeff - friend of Gabriela

Zaire - Adriele's father

Ayana - Adriele's mother

Vergílio - Bianca's love interest

Leyam - Bianca's rival

Alex - Gabriela's rival

Susie - Adriele's rival

Secondary Characters:

Darien - Gabriela's brother (mentioned)

Bianca's Grandparents (Mentioned several times)

Valentine - Gabriela's neighbor

Francis - Adriela's childhood friend

Rafaela - Bianca's childhood friend

Mina - Bianca's neighbor

Tommy - Mina's brother

Mary - Mina's sister

Nuns of the Rebanho de Jesus convent

Citizen of Boa Nova (city where the main characters live)

My ask box is open for questions about AU.

[sad-boy-hank]

How would Jorge and Church react to a regular human reader?? :O

OKOK IDEA TIME-

The duo would be very curious. What the hell are you? Some new bioweapon the AAHW cooked up? If so, they didn't do a very good job- you look rushed and half-baked.

It wouldn't be any fun to kill such a pathetic-looking creature, but they can't just leave you. You're so lanky, has the agency been starving you?

Nabbing you is pretty easy. Jorge just grabs you by the ankle and pins you to his shoulder while you struggle. Jesus, calm down Reader, they're just trying to help!

While the screams are pretty annoying, they can't really do anything about it without hurting you. Hell, Jorge's grip on your tiny body is leaving marks already! Eh, they'll fix you up at base, don't worry.

By the time you finally tire out, they're home! Because they don't want to accidentally break something inside of you, Jorge just keeps you cradled in his arms, trying to keep you calm with his purring. Church scrouges around for food- they have lots of canned meats. You need some bulk on your body, after all!

They're very protective and smothering with you, constantly trying to keep you warm and making sure that you're well fed. Honestly, they try their best. Just indulge them. :)

[baby-blues-and-pastel-hues]

Church and Jorge will probably gonna try mate with reader when they laid eyes on them but reader already have mate , aka Sanford, Deimos and Hank the three of them will probably kill those two like in instant lol

YEAH

Church manages to get his cock inside and is instantly decked by Sanford. Cockblocked.