#transmasc deimos

[goosedoes-fics]

Madness Headcanons

Madcom x Reader

Content Warnings: I talk about tits a lot sorry. Also mentions of organ failure and transfem Tricky

Notes: Trying to get back into the writing groove. Sorry if this is shit

HANK J WIMBLETON

If you didn't know ASL before meeting them, they would communicate primarily with hand and head movements. He's too cool to use a notepad

Not a big fan of PDA, but in private he's quite affectionate and cuddly. theyre just a big ass guard dog cmon

Hank Motherfucker Wimbleton what are you doing here????? waiting for them to play gangnam styl.

DEIMOS

Transgenda

I like to imagine Dedmos's rock face works similarly to Hank's metal jaw. It's just a rock jaw. Rock lobster.

He is an ASSHOLE (affectionate)

The kind of person to like. Punch your shoulder when they laugh

Their ideal first date is stealing the declaration of independence

If you don't make him, he will go days without showering he is SO smelly anfd SO stinky. He has GREASY ASS HAIR i just know it

SANFORD

If Hank is a guard dog he's one of those goofy dogs that look like bear cubs

VERY big fan of PDA he will smooch you anywhere. everywhere. any time any place any day

He takes missions more seriously than Deimos but outside of missions he is just a big fat goofball

I'm going to place my hands directly on his man tits. anyways where was I

He lost his nipples in The War

I'm kidding. He lost them during top surgery.

At this point i'm aiming the transgenderification beam at all of them. nobody is safe. BE TRANSGENDER

DOC

Sometimes he wears his hair down and it's like a mullet w/ shaved sides

Out of all of them he's the most adverse to PDA but! In private he is very sweet. very silly

Hey are you okay with being tested on? Yeah? Cool will you drink this organ failure potion I brewed

Plays the piano sometimes! He might serenade you if you ask nicely

TRICKY

BE TRANSGENDER. (shoots her with my transfem beam)

Yeah so he/she bigender Tricky is real. Krinkels told me himself

He is like a big weird dog as well. He might lick your face (don't let him zed spit is slightly acidic)

Probably likes PDA the most. She will make out with you very grossly and sloppily in the middle of McDonalds

Very soft very fluffy. Which is surprising considering how many times he's died

His tail is somewhat prehensile, he could dangle from a tree branch if he tried hard enough

CHURCH AND JORGE

They are very good at sharing!

Sorry not sorry yandere enjoyers but they would NOT kill someone for looking at you they would be like haha yeah everyone should look at our awesome fucking partner theyre so cool and hot

Sometimes they forget how big they are compared to you so they might try to like flop over on you. Pigpile on the small one

Very prone to roughhousing and play fighting but they'll be gentle if you ask

BEEFY BOYS 😍

[guard-en]

you draw deimos so butchy it makes me wanna faint

butchy t-thang deimos does rotten things to my mind and I spread my propaganda like a disease

[saltymongoose]

Alright, finally got the second part here for you guys. I hope you like them and that y'all have a good day! :) 💕

[Finale] They Protect a Transmasc!Reader from their Abusive Family ft. Deimos & 2BDamned

(TW: Transphobia, Verbal Abuse, Violence, ft. Transmasc!Reader)

- [DEIMOS] -

Deimos honestly didn't know how to feel when you first told him about your familial situation. A combination of disbelief and outrage would be his first reaction, because why and how anyone could treat you that way is just nonsensical to him. You were so nice and kind, and really, it doesn't take a genius to understand your gender identity. Attacking you for that is just stupid, especially when they're revealing the fact that they're too dumb to understand that you're a man.

While Deimos wasn't exactly lax on keeping you safe before by any means (especially given his reputation and wanted status), learning that your family was a threat to you just upped that by a hundred. While he won't keep you from them or argue too much if you have to go to their home, you can bet that he'll want to come with you. Deimos doesn't care how long you're going to be there, or how trivial the reason behind the visit is, he's going to be right at your side if you have to face them. (Even if he has to skip out on work and risk a lecture from Doc to do it, keeping you safe is worth it.)

He also notices that you seem very anxious on the way there too (for good reason), which just makes his protective instincts flair up even more. He'll wrap an arm around your shoulders and tug you into his side to keep you close, purring a bit as you ease at the physical contact. He'd try to distract you with jokes and comments, but he figures the situation is too serious for that (and that it'd be best to let you mentally prepare for having to see your family, cause he'd have to do that if he were in your shoes).

Before you reach the door, he stops, keeping you beside him for a brief moment. He turns to you with a look of concern, pulling his arm away so he can grasp both of your hands with his. Your fingers wrap around his and he squeezes back affectionately.

"Are you really okay with this?" He asks, searching your face for any sign of you wanting to change your mind. "I can just find what you need so we can go, it's no problem if you don't want to." Deimos doesn't know the first thing about the layout of your family's home or where your things are, or even about who's supposed to be in there at that moment, but he still wants to give you an out.

You sigh, but give him a minuscule smile nonetheless. The situation sucked, but your boyfriend being so concerned about you couldn't be anything but heartwarming. "I don't want to do this, don't get me wrong, but I kinda have to...it's just the quickest way to get out of here." He gives you another questioning look, a silent 'are you sure?', to which you steel your facial expression with a slow nod.

"Alright," he acquiesces, and he leans in to give you a quick kiss before letting go of one of your hands so you can ring the doorbell. You both tense up as the door opens, and he intertwines your fingers, coming to stand closer to you so that whoever came to the door sees him looming at your back.

It takes surprisingly little to piss him off during that visit. The snide look that person who opened the door had once they recognized you was enough to make him huff in annoyance, subsequently bringing your family member's attention to him instead. He's in the middle of habitually pulling out a cigarette when he notices their stare, and he grins at the way they shrink back from you a bit at the sight of him. (Oh, the perks of having "murderer" under your name on every wanted poster in the city.)

Deimos is following at your heels the entire time you're kept there, glaring at anyone who seems to come too close to you as you go about your business. He'll tighten his grip on your hand if he sees you starting to show signs of nervousness, giving you a slight grin that he hopes reassures you. (A large part of him wants to pull you into a tight hug and just take you away, but he didn't want you to have to come back.)

However, it seemed that holding hands with one of Nevada's most wanted, and getting dark glares from him, wasn't enough of a warning for your family members to shut up around you. (Because of course they'd be dumb enough to start something.)

The moment an insult leaves their lips, Deimos' brows furrow in genuine confusion and his teeth clench down on his cigarette. For a split second he can't believe what just came out of them, they wouldn't be so stupid as to aim an abusive remark at you now, right? Surely if they're so fucking selfish that they can't do something as small as respect your identity, they'd at least have a molecule of self-preservation.

But the moment he actually comprehends what they said and realizes yes, they are that stupid and blinded by their prejudice, a genuine growl leaves him, and he whips around to face them. It's only with you keeping your fingers wrapped around his in an iron-clad grip that his hand doesn't leave you entirely, a precaution on your part to stop him from beating them up (because he genuinely seems like he would, at least to you).

At your slight tug on his hand, he looks back at you, eyes glinting dangerously as a scowl darkens his face. But it softens slightly at seeing how you're clearly shaken by the remark, and he shifts closer to your form. But even if he can't launch himself at the abuser, he still has to do so something.

He shifts closer to you, pulling you into his side protectively and leaning over to try and get between you and the abuser. He’s glaring darkly as he addresses them.

“I know Nevada doesn’t have any education programs outside of the Nexus, but holy fucking shit, you’re stupid,” he spits almost dismissively, lips curling in a slight sneer. While Deimos definitely isn’t averse to violence, he’d generally prefer not to have to bloody himself in front of you; you’ve been through enough trauma as is with these people, lord forbid if he causes you more. Doing violent things in front of you was a no-no in his book, but believe him, it's really tempting for him right now.

Instead, he’ll insult them. They want to be verbally abusive? Fine, he can fight fire with fire. Anything they say to you after that is interrupted by his scathing words, from comments on their appearance to their personality, and he'll even bring up some of their past fuck-ups you mentioned before to really rub in how much of an awful, worthless waste of a person they are.

Of course, sometimes he has to “rebut” their unneeded comments on you as well. For example, making outright threats when he responds with “So when I cut off your dick, you won't be a man then? You wanna test that? Cause I got time.” or something similar. Ordinarily it’d be funny to hear him be so blatantly annoyed, but this goes beyond that for him, if anyone gives you shit for who you are, it's personal.

And his insults only get more threatening as time goes on. You only need to give him a few minutes in the spotlight for him to be promising physical harm to them if they try anything with you again. It all comes to a crescendo when you give him a small gesture to indicate you being ready to leave and he walks past them (quite insistent on keeping himself between you yet again).

He lets his fingers slip from yours for a moment to lean into the face of your abuser, blowing smoke in their face as they flinch back.

"You know my friend Sanford, right?" He asks, a sharp-toothed grin splitting his face. "Has "torturer" written on his poster? I've picked up a few things from him, and I've been waiting for an opportunity to try them out. Say that dumbass "not a real man" transphobic bullshit to my boyfriend again - fucking lie like that to him cause he is a real one - and there won't be enough of you left to identify the body. Got it?"

Whether they nod and/or agree doesn't matter, he doesn't care or notice, cause the second he's finished, he's out of the door and back at your side. (If they tried that shit again, he'd make do on his promise. He wasn't kidding, and if they were mistaken on this assumption, it'd be their loss.) "Sorry about that, had some stuff to take care of" is all he says when he returns, putting his cigarette out with his boot and giving you an innocent grin as you look at him in mock-suspicion.

"Sure," you respond, clearly not believing him at all, but you let it go. Deimos threatening your family wasn't that big of a deal compared to the other things he could've done. Besides, you really didn't have the energy to reprimand him on something so small. (And it was a little cathartic to see your family getting a bit of what they dished out, as you'd realize later after you both went home.) "...Thanks for that, though. You didn't have to go that far, I think, but it helped me a lot - more than you could know."

You turn to give him a small, if not a little tired smile, but your eyes widen when he nearly throws himself at you to give you a hug, immediately getting in your space and tugging you into his arms. "Awww, babe, it's no problem," he purrs as he nuzzles into your neck (as he'd been wanting to do the entire time you were in that building). You can feel his teeth brushing you as he smiles into your jaw, already starting to pepper your skin with quick kisses. "Really, I'd do anything for you, you know that. I love you."

You relax into your boyfriend's hold, letting out a content sigh as a warm feeling settles in your chest. He was always so sweet to you, even if a tad excitable at times. (Though this only endeared you to him further.) Dealing with your family was a pain, but having him there to help you made it infinitely easier. You always knew that he'd support you; there was no question in your mind that he'd be willing to fight for you, he was always so earnest and true in his affections that it'd be impossible to question that fact.

As he showers you in affection, whispering little praises about how proud of you he is and pecking you on every untouched space of skin to make you laugh, you can't help but think of how much you adore him. You murmur your own response softly, and he smiles, red tinting his cheeks as he purrs even louder. "I love you too, Dei."

- [2BDAMNED] -

If there is anyone who’s immediately willing to get you out of anywhere having to do with your family after hearing about your situation, it’s 2BDamned. He has the resources to bring you wherever you want, and he’s more than happy to “pierce the corporate veil” and allocate some of the SQ’s resources towards himself if it’d help you out in the end.

(Seriously, he’s brought it up more than a few times, and it’s not like the consequences would be too bad. Not even his agents know the full financial details of their organization, and it’s not like he has to report to anyone about it.)

Unfortunately for him, you don't accept it (because it's really unnecessary to use the funds of a paramilitary organization to get you a better apartment, even if it's very generous of him). It still doesn't feel right for him to just leave you like that though, so he'll volunteer to move in with you if you'd like. (Someone has to be around to keep you safe in this wasteland if your family is too incompetent and mentally deficient to.)

Doc isn't exactly someone who gets out a lot, so you have an abundance of time together. This means more time to bond, and of course, more discussions about your family.

2B is a surprisingly easy person to vent to, all things considered. He never interrupts or gives you unnecessary advice about what you're going through, or pretends to know all the answers. He just listens without judgement, so you feel at ease enough to spill story after story about your family's treatment of you. He's happy you can talk to him about this, that you feel comfortable with discussing your past with your family and why things are so tense with them. However, that doesn't make him gloss over what they did.

A weight comes off your shoulders with each venting session, all the while Doc's making mental notes on every little thing you mention; every offense your family has made is carefully recorded, and it only furthers the rage he feels over their actions.

Doc typically wastes no time in dealing with threats to you, he's so efficient with it that you don't know the true depth of danger you've been in before he tells you. (AAHW Agents could be crafty with their infiltration methods, to make a long story short.) For their treatment of you, your family deserves the same method of punishment, as far as he's concerned. In fact, they should get worse since they've already damaged you with their disparaging comments.

He's brought this up to you before to get your opinion, but it seems you didn't want them to be hurt that badly (at least not physically). That's a shame, he'd actually been considering getting one of his more experienced agents to handle this. However, he respects your opinion here, and just because he can't have them beaten within an inch of their lives doesn't mean he can't use other more subtle measures.

2B has a vast network of agents and informants working for him, he's sure he could dig up some dirt on who's been abusing you. (Just in case he might end up needing it for later. And really, blackmail was merciful compared to how he'd rather handle them.) In fact, that's part of what he busies himself with before you eventually have to head back to their place (for a reason you can't avoid this time). You don't even have to ask him to come along, he's ready to go the moment you mention anything about taking a trip over there. (It's not like he'd ever allow you to go there alone without support, are you kidding?)

While you wouldn't go as far as to describe Doc as tense on the way there, he certainly isn't relaxed. He seems expectant in a way, like he has already foreseen what awful things your family will try to pull. He has, to some degree; it doesn't take a genius to know that your family will try something while you're there, his question is what. In any case, he carries himself calmly, even if you can tell he's, quite frankly, pissed off that you're forced to go see the people who've been ridiculing you for such a long time.

Once you enter the house, it's made clear that his expectation will become a reality (or at least, some people will try to make it so). The mocking looks and glares at you are evidence enough of this. In response to their silent acts of ridicule, Doc will approach you and tug you to his side, looping an arm around your waist to keep you close. It's an entirely casual thing to do as someone's partner, putting your hand on the other's hip like this, but it's more of a warning in this case. One that your family should've been able to recognize from many different factors.

In all honesty, if your family had any intelligence whatsoever, they'd have known better than to attempt any of their usual abusive behavior towards you when he’s around, most certainly wouldn’t. It’s not like his status in Nevada is really well known (something he made sure of for both of your safeties), but even being around 2BDamned would make someone feel on edge unless you knew him well. He can be very abrasive even without saying very much, and it feels like you're walking on eggshells if he has any reason to be even slightly annoyed at you. You're exempt from this, but others, not so much.

For you, it's honestly a little amusing to see your family act so awkward around him. You're entirely comfortable with Doc (he's your partner, so of course you'd be) but to see others flounder about while trying to remain at ease around him when you know for a fact he's acting obtuse on purpose is gratifying in some way. You're always tense around your family, so to watch them have a taste of their own medicine was nice for a change. But because your family is the way they are, the slight nicety of the moment can't last.

Doc is equally bewildered and disgusted when someone from your family tries to lean closer to him and make a "joke" about your "lack of masculinity" and how it's "funny" that "you think you're a man". He honestly can't tell what's more idiotic; the fact that your family can't understand that you're a man when the concept is so simple to grasp, or that their idea of trying to "break the ice" with a stranger is to insult their partner to their face, and in front of the person they're commenting on.

(Then again, after hearing about their history of making comments like that, it’s not like 2B thought they were that smart to begin with. He briefly notes that you must've gotten your intelligence from elsewhere.)

As stated before, Doc is very efficient in how he deals with problems. Your family is a problem, so they must be dealt with as well, simple as that.

He lets the silence stew in the air as your family member realizes that he's not going to "play along" with this little act they're doing. "...I can't think of any logical reason why you'd find spouting falsehoods about my boyfriend funny. Or are you so entertained by bigotry that you fail to recognize how stupid you sound?" Doc responds flatly, leaning back and further into you as you wring your hands. He shoots you a concerned look from behind his mask. You're anxious and uncomfortable and he hates that. He leans his head on yours and you shift closer to his comfortable warmth.

(You can feel yourself spiraling from the comment and the sharp sting that permeates through you at the hurt that they just cause, but focusing on Doc an that moment helps. He's safe, and that's all you can think about as you nudge closer to him.)

All the while, the perpetrator is sputtering and trying to get an adequate response to 2B's question. In typical moronic fashion, they appear as though they're about to result to more insults instead, from how their eyes appear to pause on you. But Doc is tired of you being the victim in these situations, so he won't let them get another word out.

The moment he sees their pathetic expression switch to a smirk and they make a move to comment about you again is it for him, and you can only watch with a derisive look as your partner sighs and leaves your space a bit before reaching out to grab your family member's collar. He yanks them towards him harshly, paying no mind to how they flail and try to wrench his hand away. They choke on their loud protests when he raises his hand and they're forced to crane their neck uncomfortably to look into the red lenses of his mask.

"I'm only going to say this once. I'm sick of your mindless jabs and insults towards him," he speaks lowly, tilting his head in your direction as you avert your eyes from the pair. "Whether or not you can comprehend that he is a man is inconsequential; you being a brainless idiot who cannot understand reality has nothing to do with who he is." He lets the abuser go, slowly heading back to your side where he can comfort you and help you get ready to leave this wretched place. "I don't want to hear another syllable from you in his direction; if you ever say anything like that to him again, I will find out about it, and once I'm through with you, you will wish that I were merciful enough to end your life here and now instead of letting you have a second chance."

(It's too serious to be a threat, no, instead this is a promise. If your family member lacks the common sense to leave you alone, then he'll get rid of them like everyone else who dared to threaten your health. The only difference here is that the blood they happened to share with the person he loves would give them another opportunity to avoid this outcome. They should consider themselves lucky that you had him wrapped around your finger so well, or else he wouldn't have thought twice about it.)

Once you're finally away from your family's home, he'll stop you so he can look you over. It's less to check for physical injuries and more of an excuse to survey your body language, and you're endeared by how worried he seems as he runs his hands over your arms and shoulders as he examines you. You doubt he's as gentle with anyone else he's had to play medic for before (and you'd be right).

Although, it doesn't matter how nervous you appear, he's still pulling you into a tender embrace, hand coming up to shift his mask to the side so he can give you a quick kiss on your temple. "I'm sorry about that back there, I hadn't expected to lose my temper so quickly," he apologizes, feeling guilty about exposing you to more threats and making the atmosphere more tense. (Because even if the thought of threatening your abusers was incredibly tantalizing, he'd never want to damage you as they've done so often.)

You look at him with slight confusion before pulling back a bit. "Oh no, no, you're fine. I wasn't expecting it but it was kinda...nice? It feels good to be protected."

It was true; Doc wasn't someone who got directly involved in matters very often, so to have him go out of his way to defend you like this personally was a little new - but more than welcomed by you. It shows how deeply he cares for you, and a part of you melts at how soft he is with you (though that's not new for your relationship).

He seems incredulous at your response. "Well you should; I love you and I won't allow you to be attacked in such ways. Besides, you're my partner, and I wouldn't be a very good one to you if I just let you be disrespected like that."

You give him a warm look that he returns, even if he's unsure of why his words struck you so deeply. To him, it was simply the right thing to adhere to, but to you, it meant so much more. 2BDamned isn't someone who most would describe as loving or affectionate, but to you he was without second thought or question. It came naturally to him, to love you as much as he did and show you gestures that demonstrated his care for you. In some ways, he could even be described as doting, with how protective and concerned for your well-being he was at all times.

2BDamned's fondness for you knows no bounds, and he accepts that fact with open arms. You've never had someone love you as much as he did, and while he could only hope that at least a fraction of the true depth of his affections came through with his actions, you hoped just as desperately that he realizes how much you love him too. Although, as your eyes glimmer with warmth and a small smile spreads across your face, and Doc wordlessly shifts his mask to kiss you again (because he can never help himself), you think he knows this just as well.

[livefromthegallows]

hey anybody out there got tips on how to make a packer at home?

[blorbohoarder]

My friend made a madness oc, and then we suddenly decided that he was trans-masc because it made sense considering xier lore

[madnessposting]

new pfp deimos is trans he told me himself so just believe me ok

[arukibii]

hi Kibii nation

i dont know how to announce this but i’m One with the Piece now. i love little silly men. fuck yeah eat that fruit i love the sea !!!!!!!

[granzfinalz]

Venting Out! Fuck...

TW: May contain sensitive topic about Transgender.

I don't know why, but I seem to hate the headcanon of Deimos (from Madness Combat) and Peppino Spaghetti as a trans man/trans masculine, and I don't know why since I'm fine with other trans headcanons and don't hate canonically trans characters such as Madeline (Celeste) and Bridget (Guilty Gear).

So part of me ponders... is it TRANSPHOBIC to dislike a trans headcanon?

I am not bothered by trans headcanons. In fact, I can headcanon other characters as trans (eg. Furina de Fontaine [Genshin Impact], Tsukasa Kudamaki [Touhou], Dynamite Anton [AntonBLAST], Miu Iruma [Danganronpa V3]). In addition to that, I'm not bothered when Peppino and Deimos is headcanoned as transfem or nonbinary instead, and it scares me... why does headcanon of Peppino and Deimos as transmasc bothers me so much that it plagues my mind and gives me heartache even during school hours and exams?

[burgerhell]

WELCOME TO

BURGER HELL

RULES OR WHATEVER

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• We’re a system and we’re writing about headmates sometimes so keep that in mind, they’re seein this stuff brother

WHAT WE WRITE ABOUT (look under read more for who specifically)

• Bigtop Burger

• Half Life

• Madness Combat

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My wife is also a big help with stuff I write!! We literally write Everything together his blog is @yanderefantasies LOOKIE HIS STUFF NOW.

Also check read more for Boundaries. Please and Thankies from McSpankies

FOR BIGTOP

• Everyone except Penny’s kid. Obviously.

FOR HALF LIFE

• Gordon Freeman

• Barney Calhoun

• Adrian Shepherd

• Vortigaunts lol

FOR MADNESS COMBAT

• Hank

• Sanford

• Deimos

• Doc/2BDamned

• Jeb

• Tricky

• Auditor

FOR TF2

• Scout

• Pyro

• … maybe others. NEVER SPY.

FOR EMH

• Jeff

• Evan

• NO ONE ELSE ESPECIALLY NOT HABIT

TADC

• Jax x Pomni

• Jax x Caine

• Jax x Kinger

BOUNDARIES.

Again we’re 17. Don’t be a FREAKAZOID. We’re alright with writing most ships, they don’t really make us uncomfortable. But we’ll say something if they do. Also we will very rarely do canon x reader but if we do the readers gonna be masc, probably transmasc or non-binary. Sorry feminine ppl.

[dissentersbedamned]

And was it everything that it was all set up to be?

Deimos from Madness Combat fucking IRL (fictive / introject)

He/it ~ Transmasc Genderqueer Arospec Gay ~ Minor ~ Neurodivergent + Disabled ~ Furry ~ Knight of Void Derse Dreamer ~ I follow from @deimosirl Cohost ~ Toyhouse

Moirails with @tsengratio ! <> <>

Self taught artists ~ Art Commissions

gif ~ gif ~ gif ~ blinkie ~ blinkies

[the-madness-within]

𝕄𝕌𝕊𝔼 𝕀ℕ𝔽𝕆ℝ𝕄𝔸𝕋𝕀𝕆ℕ

MOD CY'S MUSES:

Sanford

Hank

2BDamned / Doc / Tobi

Eremis (oc)

Sheriff

Jeb (occasionally)

MOD KATIE'S MUSES:

Deimos

Tricky

Crackpot

The Auditor

Chrono (oc)

𝐌𝐨𝐝 𝐂𝐲 ⭐️:

HANK:

Hank Wimbleton | Agender (HE/THEY/IT/ZAP) | Aromantic Asexual | Relationship status: Single 39 yrs old | June 25th | 7'1" | 315 lbs.

SANFORD:

Sanford Sanchez-Ricardo | Transgender (HE/HIM/HIS) | Bisexual (Masc. Leaning) | Relationship status: Married (Deimos) 31 yrs old | Oct. 8th | 6'2" | 195 lbs.

2BDAMNED:

Tobi Wilkerson | Cisgender (HE/HIM OR THEY/THEM) | Gay Polyam demisexual/romantic | Relationship status: Taken 35 yrs old | May 5th | 5'10" | 167 lbs.

EREMIS:

Eremis Harlow | Transmasc nonbinary (HE/THEY/XE) | Pan Demiromantic/sexual | Relationship status: Private (Taken) 29 yrs old | Sept. 29th | 5'7" | 125 lbs (underweight)

SHERIFF:

Theodore Clark (Sheriff T.) | Cisgender (HE/HIM) | Unlabeled sexuality | Relationship status: Taken (Chrono, ???) 33 yrs old | Sept. 15th | 6'0" | 197 lbs.

JEB:

Jebediah Christoff | Cisgender (HE/IT) | Gay? | Relationship status: Taken (Tricky … kinda complicated)

75 yrs old | Dec. 25th | 6’3 | 199 lbs.

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𝐌𝐨𝐝 𝐊𝐚𝐭𝐢𝐞 💜:

Name: Deimos Pablo Ricardo-Sanchez Pronouns: He/They Orientation: Gay Age: 30 Partner(s): (Spouse) Sanford Sanchez-Ricardo

Name: Tricky Pronouns: It/They/Clown/He/She Orientation: Gay Age: 72 Partner(s): Jebediah Christoph

Name: Crackpot Pronouns: It/Hymn/Ze/He Orientation: Pansexual Age: 69 Partner(s): Private.

Name: The Auditor Pronouns: It/He/They Orientation: ??? Age: ??? Partner(s): ???

Name: Chrono Woodrow Pronouns: She/They Orientation: Bisexual Age: 25 Partner(s): Theodore Clark, ???

[c-nstellati-ns]

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— Sub!reader will be written, but bottom!reader is excluded completely.

— I am willing to write for aged up characters.

WHAT I WON'T WRITE, NO EXCEPTIONS — Scat, piss*, age play, necrophilia, pedophilia, incest [stepcest* included], extreme abuse or violence ect..

*won't write these but I may reblog posts containing these.

WRITE LIST — HIGHLIGHTED ARE PERSONAL FAVOURITES

JOJO'S BIZARRE ADVENTURE — Jonathan Joestar, Dio Brando/DIO, Robert E.O. Speedwagon, Part 1/3. Joseph Joestar, Caesar Zeppeli, Wamuu/Wham, Kars, Esidisi, Santana, Jean-Pierre Polnareff, Muhammed Avdol, Hol Horse, Steely Dan, Terence T. D'Arby, Daniel J. D'Arby, N'Doul, Vanilla Ice, Yoshikage Kira, Rohan Kishibe, Tonio Trussardi, Bruno Bucciarati, Leone Abbacchio, Guido Mista, Risotto Nero, Melone, Ghiaccio, Formaggio, Illuso, Vinegar Doppio/Diavolo, Part. 4/6. Jotaro Kujo, Narciso Anasui, Weather Report, Enrico Pucci, Gyro Zeppeli, Johnny Joestar, Funny Valentine, and Gappy Higashikata [Warning: From Part 7-8, I haven't read much yet, so I'm not too familiar with the characters as of 09.28.22.]

THE ARCANA — Julian, Lucio, Muriel, and Asra

GENSHIN IMPACT — Zhongli, Kamisato Ayato, Diluc, Kaeya, Venti, Thoma, Arataki Itto, Heizou, Al Haitham, Childe, The Harbringers [Pierro and Capitano specifically] and Tighnari

OVERWATCH — Soldier 76, Reaper, Sigma, Reinhardt, Cassidy, Genji, Hanzo, Doomfist, Baptiste, Ramattra, Junkrat, Roadhog, and Zenyatta

GOD OF WAR — Kratos, Thor, Týr, Modi, Magni, Sindri, Baldur and Deimos [Warning: I don’t know much about this franchise but they are hot and I would be willing to put in research.]

SLASHERS — Michael Myers, Jason Vorhees, Herbert West, Stu Macher, Billy Loomis, Vincent Sinclair, Bo Sinclair, Lester Sinclair, Thomas Hewitt, Brahms Heelshire, and Billy Lenz

BLOOD OF ZEUS — Heron, Seraphim, Evios, Kofi, Apollo, Ares, Hermes, Zeus, and Hades

TRESE — Crispin, Basilio, Talagbusao, Anton, and Tapia

YASUKE — Yasuke, Nobunaga Oda, Moriosuke, and Achoja

AVATAR — Jake Sully, Tsu'tey, Tonowari, Miles Quaritch [both human or avatar]

MORE TO BE ADDED IN THE NEAR FUTURE...

[saltymongoose]

Hi, are your requests still open?? Or I'll even pay you to write something too.

If they are, can I request fic with Deimos, Hank, 2B, and Sanford protecting and comforting a FTM(not transitioned yet) reader that is their partner. They protect him from an abusive family member? If that's not okay then maybe just comforting them on a really really bad dysphoria day?

I'm dealing with major family issues rn on top of my HEDS/POTS flair ups and I'm just breaking down and need some comfort from my boys that would def hug me and kiss me and tell me im okay and tell my family members to "Fuck off cuz I am a real man." I'm trying to draw some art too... but I have major art block art.. but your writing Is amazing and inspirational. I always look forward to everything you do. You are my hero and I wish I could write like you. Thank you for everything you do and please take care of yourself! Drink and eat pls!!❤️❤️❤️

Also this is the first time I'm asking something and I'm to nervous to come of anon so I guess you could call me...Kai? Thanks and sorry if this is too much yiu can ignore it

I'm sorry to hear about everything you've been going through Kai, it's beyond awful to have family members who're so unsupportive and damaging. :( I'd be more than happy to provide some comfort and protection from the boys for you, and as always, free of charge. <3 (Thank you so so much for your kind words as well, they're awfully sweet of you to say and reading them made me pretty emotional haha. I'm glad you like my work so much, it's readers like yourself that make writing so fulfilling for me, so thank you for that as well. And please take care of yourself too, of course. :)) 💕

[Part 1] They Protect a Transmasc!Reader from their Abusive Family ft. Hank & Sanford

(TW: Transphobia, Verbal Abuse, Violence (they're not yandere but still, it's Madcom), ft. Transmasc!Reader) //- {PART 2 HERE <3} -//

- [HANK J. WIMBLETON] -

Anyone who knows of your significance to Hank would realize that it’s not exactly a good idea to try anything against you, whether it be trying to make you uncomfortable or attacking you physically.

Your partner is the most wanted man in Nevada, and he has absolutely no patience when it comes to anyone or anything threatening you, period. It doesn’t matter if it’s some random grunt on the street, or some agent Doc insists he works with, or even if they’re an Employer. If they hurt you in any way, shape, or form, he’s paying them back for it tenfold.

It’s only right since you’re likely a target simply for your relationship with him and he considers it his “job” to protect the people he loves. And by that, just you, really. He can’t even remember the names of the other SQ members he works with 90% of the time, so you’re it for him. Although this just means all of his protective instincts are centered on a single person, which if anything would be more of a deterrent. (For mildly intelligent people, at least.)

However, while he never expected your family of all groups to be added to his “blacklist”, he isn’t averse to going after them the same way he does all your other persecutors. Hank genuinely couldn’t care less about their blood relation with you or any history you have with them; he solves nearly all his problems with violence anyway, so another set of bodies means very little to him in the long run. (Bear in mind, he won’t outright kill them in front of you, you don’t need to see that.)

Though because you’d generally prefer not to have to deal with organizing a funeral or explaining why your significant other gunned down your family (to your other family members who you'd prefer not to speak to), you made him swear not to kill them. A shame since they more than deserved it to him, but you're one of the few people Hank actually listens to, so he'll go along with it.

However, you never told him that he couldn't be violent with his protectiveness, even if they didn't end up dead.

So when he happens to be accompanying you to your family’s place to fetch some of your things and someone decides to make a little unwelcome comment about you (something about how you’re “never gonna be a real man”, whatever that means), he bristles when he hears the words. The look of discomfort and sadness on your face immediately drives him to physically threaten them; he's quick to invade the offending family member's space, anger coursing through his veins as a hand reaches for one of his knives.

It doesn’t take long for whoever made the comment to be thrown to their knees, a blade at their throat before you’re able to stop him. He's always been impulsive, and what they've just done to you would be enough to warrant murder if it were from anyone else. (They should consider themselves lucky you were more merciful than he was.)

He can only think of the look of your frowning visage as he grabs their jaw harshly, almost driving the knife into them as they jolt in his grasp. He usually doesn't care about insults, but if they're against you and targeting something so intrinsic to who you are, it's enough to piss him off immensely on your behalf, to say the least.

"Newsflash, asshole. Nobody asked for your dogshit opinion," he hisses, jostling your terrified family member before forcefully turning them to look in your direction. "See him? He's a real man. If you're too stupid to understand that, that's on you. But if you say anything like that to my boyfriend again, I'll fucking kill you, understand, dipshit?"

You know it's more of a bluff than a genuine promise, given the fact that you've been over this with him before. (Or at least you think so.) You ignore your family member's pleading for Hank to let them go, as well as the other people in the house who've come to watch, still feeling hurt at their comment. Having your partner there made it better, but it still didn't lessen the sting of the words themselves.

Hank notices this of course and will drop the offending individual to the floor (paying no mind to how their skull painfully hits the concrete below them, whoops) so he can pick you up protectively and remove you from the situation entirely. You let him, of course, silently eyeing your family from over his bicep as you snuggle into his arms, relaxing a little for once that evening.

The complete juxtaposition in Hank's behavior the moment you two exit through the front door is honestly amusing to you in retrospect, but in your sickened feelings at what just happened you don't notice it. He holds you tighter to himself as he walks, leaning down to press his forehead to yours and nuzzle into your temple. You told him once that his purring was comforting for you, so he'll do it here, and loudly too. He's relieved when he feels you sink into his grasp more at all his affection, but he can tell what just happened is still weighing on you.

Despite excelling at dealing with matters physically, Hank is very inept at anything concerning emotions (and to his credit, he knows it very well). He'll still try though since you need the encouragement and he hates seeing that despondent look on you. (He also just loves you and wants you to be alright, but that's hardly anything new.)

"You okay?" He rasps lowly, almost whispering to you, and you give a strained half smile in response. He tilts his head in concern and you sigh, reaching up to cup his cheek and watching as he leans into your hand absentmindedly.

"Not really, no, that was…a lot. I will be though, eventually…Thanks for that, by the way," you say, voice small as you rest your head on his chest. It’s funny, you were only there for forty-five minutes and you’re exhausted. This only makes you doubly grateful for your partner being willing to carry you and comfort you physically, even when you don’t feel like talking.

You could feel him nod resolutely against your hand, the only reply you’ll get from him on this matter. His silence is fine with you; you were so close that you didn’t need words to understand his view anyway. Especially not with how he makes sure to hold you as close to him as possible on the way back, wrapping you up tightly in his arms as if to protect you from the rest of the world as he takes you back home, where you’ll be safe from everything else.

Hank’s type of care is a strange one. Filled with gentle touches and harsh protectiveness, Nevada’s most infamous mass murderer is nothing if not soft around you. You were a point of vulnerability for him, but one that he welcomed with open arms. He’d rather die than let something happen to you (and he’d be very willing to if it came down t it). Even if the threat isn’t incredibly violent, his main priority is your well-being, whether that be your physical or mental health. Perhaps this is why you feel comfortable enough to fall asleep in his arms, content that he’d keep you safe as you went home. He wouldn’t let anything happen to you and you knew it. After all, he loves you beyond belief, just as you do him.

- [SANFORD] -

As one of the few people in Nevada who actually has a semi-intact family in his life, Sanford knows the true value of having close relationships with your parents and/or siblings. However, he realizes that your family is also the people who can cause you the most suffering. They know every little button to press to get a reaction, and it's only elevated to a more painful level if they don’t accept you for who you truly are.

In all likelihood, you’ve confided to him before about your familial situation, and what he heard both depressed and angered him. How anyone could be so awful to you is just beyond him; you’re one of the nicest people he’s had the pleasure of coming across and he wouldn’t trade you for everything, why would your family do you so much harm purposefully?

The feeling of disgust only festers with each time you tell him about another one of your family's abusive actions towards you, and he honestly considers just suggesting you cut them off. They don't deserve to have someone like you around them, just as you don't deserve to be mistreated for something as simple as your gender identity. You don't need to justify who you are to them, and the fact that they badger you about it and degrade you is enough to make his blood boil.

You probably don't see your family that often anyway, cause once you two got together he was fully willing to just get a place with you away from anywhere having to do with them. The further the better. (The last thing he wanted to happen was for them to encounter you when you went out for groceries or ran errands. More distance meant more safety from them, after all.)

It's not that he wants to isolate you or anything like that, and really you're free to do what you want, he just doesn't want to run the risk of them hurting you more than they have already. As such, he’s hesitant to even drive you to visit them, to be completely honest. You don’t deserve to be put in a potentially abusive situation, but if you have to be around your family for whatever reason, he insists on accompanying you.

He holds your hand the entire way there, throwing you soft looks to gauge your mood and running a thumb over your knuckles when he sees your nervous posturing. He hopes that his reassurance will help in some way, even if he's also dreading encountering your family.

He's tense at your side the moment you both walk through the door to your family's home, putting himself between you and any family members as he oversees your interactions. Most would feel threatened by his posturing; it’d be quite obvious that he’s acting as sort of a sentinel for you, and having someone like him as a protector should be a deterrent to any awful behavior. Lest they end up suffering some harsh consequences for their actions.

But of course, this doesn’t stop some people. Perhaps they just walked in and saw you, thinking you were on your own and taking it as an opportunity to slew some abuse at you, completely oblivious to the fact that your partner was just across the room. Or maybe they were just ignorant enough to believe your partner wouldn’t protect you from them.

However, they’ll notice and realize the reality of the situation soon enough. It’s impossible not to when they open their mouth to make a disparaging comment about you and are met with a painfully tight grip on their shoulder and the broad form of your boyfriend looming over them.

You'll notice that their abusive remark is cut off by a sharp squeak, and turn to see them looking almost sickly with fear at your boyfriend. The same whose glare seems to darken when they have the nerve to send a pleading glance towards you to make him stop, as if they're not the one who tried to verbally attack you in the first place.

No matter, he'll helpfully twist them around so he's all they see instead. (Quickly too, since he hated the way you seemed to freeze when they tried to make eye contact with you.) The perpetrator is terrified to their core since they know very well about who he is, but the short apologies they try to stammer out don't quell any of Sanford's anger at them. It's not him they should be apologizing to.

He'd even consider forcing them to right that moment if he couldn't read you as well as he does. He knows from your shaky motions and quick glances back at him that having any prolonged contact with them would probably just risk upsetting you more, and besides, what kind of a partner would he be if he brought his boyfriend's abuser closer to him?

Despite this, he won't let go of them. He's almost like a guard dog that's latched onto someone, unwilling to let them move a mere inch away as you go about your business. While you're distracted, he'll even lean down to get uncomfortably close to your family member to give them a bit of a warning, silently delighting in how they jump at his sudden movements.

"You aren't gonna say another fucking word to him, understand?" He hisses, "None of this shit about you not understanding that he's a man - cause that's what he is, dumbass. You can fuck off if you think I'll just let you insult him like that, or I'll make you wish you knew better."

They nod frantically, and he gives them a sardonic, if not outright threatening grin. Just in time too, as you turn back to them with some personal belongings gathered in your arms. You don't look at your family member when you approach, but Sanford's quick to disregard them as well once you're a meter or two from them. (He doesn't want you to have to be too close to them, anyway).

He gives their shoulder one last squeeze, threatening to pierce their skin with his claws before he lets go and returns to your side. You find it slightly amusing that he insists on wiping his hand off on his pants before he holds yours again, and as you exit the building he makes a joke about not wanting any "filth" to touch you. It makes you smile a bit, which relieves him.

He has a thoughtful look on his face as he helps you into his truck, one he always seems to get whenever the topic of your family comes up. You give him a few questioning glances, silently prodding at what's eating away at him as he seems to mull over something for a moment. He then turns to you, giving you a warm smile.

“I’m really proud of you, you know? I don't know how I'd be if my family pulled something like that with me," he remarks, giving you a playful glare when you shrug and avert your eyes, already beginning to formulate some sort of retort to his praise.

"I mean, I didn't do very much-"

"Not this time, I guess, at least not physically. But you've dealt with their shit for years, so I'd say you're stronger than you think you are." He states simply, a tone of finality in his words. Under no circumstance would he let you downplay or disregard your own feelings and role in this; so what if you didn't want to get in their face as he would? Physical confrontations aren't everything, especially when he's half sure those pigheaded people in your family wouldn't change with or without them. The point was that you're perfect just as you are, and you don't need some dumbasses who don't know anything to make you doubt that.

You understand as much when he leans over to give you a quick kiss on your temple, whispering so before leaving another peck on your cheek and pulling back. For that simple moment, your anxiety is quelled. Funny, how something as common as Sanford giving you affection could calm you down so much. The love he has for you is pure and nearly overwhelming sometimes; it fills you with a warmth so comforting, and a feeling of gentle reassurance you don't know how you went without before. And you knew it was the same for him.

For now, though, Sanford thinks he's got a bit of a solution to this issue (if you could call it one). He's been thinking about it for a while, but now that he's seen firsthand the quality (or lack thereof) of people in your family, he doesn't think it's going too fast. At least, he hopes you won't think so either.

Your attention is caught again when he mutters your name, and you look over to see him staring down at the dashboard, tapping his fingers on the steering wheel as he nervously clears his throat. It's weird to see him so nervous, but it's cute; it reminds you of when you first started dating and he was so anxious about being with someone seriously, least of all someone he admired so much.

"I know this might be too fast, but..you could, well, "join" my family, if you want. My mom's been asking about you, and they just really want to meet you, to be honest. Probably because of how I don't shut up about you," he laughs a little awkwardly, and you smile at how bashful he looks, brow quirking at the question. "They're not...like yours, and I know they won't screw with you like that. So..would you want to?" He looks hopeful as he eyes you, and you can see the slightest bit of apprehension in the way he shifts his hands against the wheel as he waits for your answer.

You hum in thought, genuinely considering the offer. Sanford's without a doubt the nicest guy you've ever met, and you don't think his family would be spoken about so highly by him if they weren't the same. Besides, there's no harm in meeting your boyfriend's family. However, there's a little something about the way he worded it that made you curious.

"Yeah, I'm down for that. All this talk about me joining your family is pre-tty interesting though, babe," you begin, a teasing lilt to your voice as you lean over the console to perch your chin on his shoulder. "You thinking about proposing?"

He sputters, face going red as you chuckle at him. He's quick to make a recovery though, nudging his elbow at you as he shakes his head to himself (he can't hide his own grin, despite this). You feel relaxed as you lean back into your seat, grateful for the distraction in light of everything else that happened that day.

Although, you don't make it entirely back to your seat before Sanford reaches out for your hand again. His larger hand returns to hold yours just as it was on the way to your family's place, and you can see a slight blush tinge his cheeks when you turn yours over to interlace your fingers. He only has a single real response to your teasing, but it's enough to make you double-take.

"That depends, would you say yes?"

[livefromthegallows]

my afab ass liking the term transfem a little too much tbh

[mogai-headcanons]

Hank J. Wimbleton from Madness Combat is a disabled nonverbal autistic polyamorous aegosexual requiesromantic greyplatonic demiqueerplatonic autospec objectum gay bear genderpunk catgender autigender nonbinary grunt with chronic pain, delusions, depression, C-PTSD, NPD, ASPD, bipolar disorder, BFRB, psychosis, and OCD that uses they/it/rot pronouns, it is in a QPR with Doc, a romance leaning QPR with Sanford and Deimos, and is in a unlabeled relationship with Merc/Henchman

2BDamned is a disabled autistic apressexual aroflux demisensual demiaesthetic demiplatonic uranic bear nonbinary man with chronic pain, depression, ASPD, bipolar disorder, OCD, BPD, and tics that uses he/it/she/ze pronouns, she is in a QPR with Hank and Auditor

Sanford is a disabled autistic polyamorous T4T greysexual biromantic bear genderpunk trans guy with C-PTSD, separation anxiety, bipolar disorder, depression, and Combined ADHD that uses he/him pronouns, he is dating Deimos and in a romance leaning QPR with Hank

Deimos is a autistic polyamorous T4T demiromantic demisensual gay genderpunk transmasc agender grunt with delusions, Inattentive ADHD, PTSD, depression, bipolar disorder, and NPD thats uses he/it pronouns, he is dating Sanford and is in a QPR with Hank

Merc/Henchman autistic semi-nonverbal arospec gay bulletsgender boyflux guy with bipolar disorder and ocd that uses he/him pronouns, he is in a unlabeled relationship with Hank

The Sheriff is a disabled autistic polyamorous acefog gay bear trans guy with chronic pain, PTSD, social anxiety, depression, NPD, and BFRB thats uses he/him pronouns, he is married to Tricky and is dating Crackpot and Auditor

Jebediah Christoff is a disabled autistic aegosexual demiaesthetic aplatonic omni bear demiman with chronic pain, delusions, BPD, depression, BFRB, ASPD, and psychosis that uses he/they/hymn pronouns

Tricky is a disabled autistic polyamorous nebularomantic greysensual pansexual bear GNPNC clowngender slasheric genderfluid turigirl with delusions, psychosis, Combined ADHD, ASPD, tics, and BFRB that uses clown/it/honk/she/he pronouns, clown married to Sheriff and is dating Crackpot

Crackpot is a disabled autistic polyamorous arospec abro gay plasmagender vilegender madscientistgender madscientistaesic lovbiohazin birdgender grunt with chronic pain, delusions, PTSD, separation anxiety, psychosis, Inattentive ADHD, OCD, BFRB, and tics that uses xe/zir pronouns, xe are dating Sheriff and Tricky and is married to Phobos

Phobos is a disabled autistic aceflux quasiromantic demiplatonic gay bear weenzer ultragender agender grunt with delusions, Combined ADHD, ASPD, bipolar disorder, psychosis, NPD, and BFRB that uses he/God/it/hymn pronouns, it is married to Crackpot

The Auditor is a semi-nonverbal autistic aromantic aplatonic demiqueerplatonic gaybian GNPNC voidgender horrorcosmium turigirl lesboy with depression, BPD, and OCD that uses any pronouns, he is in a QPR with Doc and is dating Sheriff

hi im the madness combat requester (and pretty sure the only so i probably dont have to specify which one) could you add that 2bdamned, christoff, tricky, and crackpot have synesthesia? thanks!

queued!

[edt-writes]

Madness Combat Headcanons

Here is the list of my headcanons! They'll be weird and quirky but just go with it, this is my blog afterall.

Hank

35 Y/o

Goes by They/Them, Asexual

Half Russian

Body shape: Wal- I meam rectangular

Hank has a grandmother named Svetlana

Sanford

31 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, MLM

Half Malay

Body shape: Inverted triangle

Deimos

29 Y/o

Goes by He/They, Bi

Columbian

Body shape: Triangle and no, he is not a fucking twink

Has an auntie names Rosetta

2BDamned

??? Y/o

Goes by He/They/She, Asexual

Secretly an Employer

Body type: He can manipulate his appearance but he usually has a dad bod, has some strong arms

Tricky

45 Y/o

Goes by He/Clown, Transmasc MLM

Just a silly guy

Body shape: Round, chubby Tricky supremacy love him!

Jebus

48 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, MLM

Half Greek

Body shape: Inverted triangle, he's got that snatched waist-

Sheriff (Sean)

45 Y/o

Goes by He/Him, Pan

Body type: Twig, now this is a twink

Has a sister named Ellanore

Auditor

??? Y/o

Goes by He/She/They, Genderfluid

Body shape: Hour glass but with slightly broader shoulders

He is related to the other Employers plus 2BD is his twin

Phobos

28 Y/o

Goes by They/Them, Queer

Columbian

Body shape: I'm torn between him being rectangular or an inverted triangle

Has an auntie named Rosetta

Non-canon characters

Hapi/Skittles

35 Y/o

Goes by He/They/Candy, MLM

Half Russian

Body shape: Rectangular, is as beefy as his brother but uses it for good

Wank (Wanda)

35 Y/o

Goes by She/He, Lesbian

Can speak Korean

Body shape: Hourglass love a curvy Wank

Pank (Parker)

35 Y/o

Goes by He/She/They, MLM

Can speak French

Body shape: Inverted triangle

Trixie

40 Y/o

Goes by She/Xer/Clownself, Lesbian

Body shape: Pear, gorgeous hips!

You can tell I like men with snatched waists-