#maggot fam

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

OKAY I JUST FOUND OUT THAT A MAGGOT WAS IN MY FUCKING CITY LAST WEEK, ON A VISIT, AND THOUGHT THAT I MIGHT LIVE THERE BUT DIDN'T ASK ME BECAUSE I'M APPARENTLY A TUMBLR CELEB AND THEY WERE SCARED

Y'ALL PLEASE DON'T BE SCARED OF ME I SWEAR I'M JUST A GUY DON'T BE INTIMIDATED BY ME I'M DERANGED BUT I'M VERY UH APPROACHABLY DERANGED (I THINK) (I HOPE)

FOR REFERENCE BANANA (@lxvenderjewel) ONCE WAS SCARED TO SEND ME AN ASK AND NOW THE LIL SHIT CALLS ME ASS-MEAT SO LIKE YEAH THAT'S ME ONCE YOU KNOW ME

ALSO INDIAN MAGGOTS IF YOU'RE EVER IN BANGALORE, THAT'S WHERE I LIVE. PLEASE. MEET ME. I NEED HUMANS. WE WILL MEET. I PROMISE.

[lxvenderjewel]

good omens as the official maggot discord server: part 4

these will never stop.

@sounds-void-fishy @wispedvellichor @orpiknight @falling-raine @myfranticscribbles thank you for being funny

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @hello-ello-ello @patoslover @howmanyholesinswisscheese @good-usernames-were-taken tag other people 👍🏼

all parts

[tryan-a-bex]

The new Asmi fanfic is out!

And in case you missed the first one:

I hope you like them! (If you are in it and want me to change your part, please let me know, it’s not written in stone!)

@weirdly-specific-but-ok @howmanyholesinswisscheese @eybefioro @sounds-void-fishy @dandelionjedi @robinprinceofchaos @chaos-frog @zonzolik @apollos-dodgeball-target

(If anyone knows better links for Mox and The Cat please let me know! Thanks!)

[sounds-void-fishy]

made for uhhhh someone in the maggot server i forget wno

[eldritchdemonfox]

hey i found you NOW TREMBLE IN FEAR

no. actually this is me saying hi. That's all. And your cosplays are great

How did you get into my house/j

Hi hi hi hi hi thank you so much

[mystic-mae]

ah, whalegina..

[howmanyholesinswisscheese]

Fam Easter egg hunt let’s go

Alright kids, champs, niblings, in-laws, grandkids, parents, neighbours, dubiously acquired turtle grandchildren, ALL OF YOU:

I’ve hidden easter eggs around the farm — one for each of you. They’re whatever chocolate you like most, and if you don’t like chocolate too bad you’re getting one anyway maybe it’s candy or styrofoam who knows. The question is, where will you find yours?

Ready…

Steady…

GO!

@1800ineedshelp @weirdly-specific-but-ok @arkytiorlecter @an-ace-on-the-case @falling-raine @eybefioro @the-beard-of-edward-teach @hell-hath-no-fury-like-love @sounds-void-fishy @good-usernames-were-taken @random-doctor-on-the-internet @samlikeslawnchairs @hello-ello-ello @gyrovagus-bibliophile @prettycottagequeer @garnetgoose0-0 @slopdoughnut @greenchrysanthamoots @queermarzipan @hoarder-of-dragons @dashoulinas-fandom-dump @lxvenderjewel @harbinger-of-existential-dread @aroaceblackhole @zonzolik @obsessed-sketches @goblin-named-sam @patoslover and anyone else I can’t remember, that’s all I’ve got written down holy fuck are there a lot of you

[zonzolik]

coming home

(poem about coming to the Good Omens fandom) special dedication to @weirdly-specific-but-ok and my maggot family, thank you for everything💜

they said I should see it so I did it was fine at first until it wasn't it was just like any other except it wasn't my heart got broken never the same again

so I went looking for someone to understand something, anything to ease the pain I was lucky enough to find a way

turns out I'm not the only one looking there are people, my people being the same inside in their own special ways talking, creating, loving

and then he came lost like the rest of us brought us together madness, kindness, love

we became a family you'd find none such growing everyday caring, sharing stuff

he created a place safe for us to be somewhere to come back to lively at all times haven't left for a minute since I hope I won't have to

there it was is a home to be

[slopdoughnut]

BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! Once you are given this award you're supposed to paste it in the asks of 8 people who deserve it. If you break the chain nothing happens, but it's sweet to know someone thinks you're beautiful inside and out (You really don't have to send it to anyone else, I just adore you)

<3333 /p

[weirdly-specific-but-ok]

BACK WITH A BLAHAJ, WHO HAS NAME SUGGESTIONS FOR HIM?

HI MAGGOTS I LOVE YOU I WENT OUTSIDE PROPERLY FOR THE FIRST TIME IN A FUCKING MONTH AND I WALKED WITH A CANE (I AM KAZ BREKKER) AND OKAY SO MY INJURED LEG MAY NOW BE RE-INJURED WITH A SPRAIN ON TOMMY THE HAEMATOMA BUT IT WAS WORTH IT I HAVE A BLAHAJ NOW:

WHY AM I ON THE FLOOR? BECAUSE SITTING ON CHAIRS IS PAINFUL FOR TOMMY DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT ANYWAY MEET THE NEWEST ADDITION TO THE MAGGOT FAM. ANY NAME SUGGESTIONS?

WHY AM I IN CAPS? WELL FIRST OF ALL IT'S ME, AND SECOND OF ALL IKEA OFFERS FREE REFILLS ON THEIR COFFEE. WHO AM I TO NOT TAKE ADVANTAGE OF THAT? I HAD A LOT OF FUCKING COFFEE WITH NO SUPERVISION EXCEPT BY @random-doctor-on-the-internet ON WHATSAPP AND ZE IS A CAFFEINE ADDICT SO I DIDN'T LISTEN TO ZIR HYPOCRISY.

AROUND THE THIRD CUP (FOURTH? I LOST TRACK?) I BEGAN TO SMELL JESUS AND I COULD FEEL MY ORGANS AND MY HEART. SO I HAD TO LEAVE THAT CUP HALF-DRUNK.

ALSO I WAS A FUCKING FOOL AS USUAL AND IKEA IS A DEATH TRAP. I ENTERED, FILLED WITH GOOD INTENTIONS OF NOT WALKING TOO MUCH ON MY INJURED LEG AFTER BEING BASICALLY IMMOBILE FOR FOUR WEEKS. I DIDN'T LOOK AT THE MAP (I'M BAD WITH MAPS) AND INSTEAD CHECKED THE LIST OF SHOWROOM THINGIES AND IT SAID THE CHILDREN'S SECTION WAS NUMBER 9 ON THE LIST OF 1 TO 10, AND I WAS AT 1, NEAR THE RESTAURANT.

SO NATURALLY I DIDN'T READ NUMBER 10 AND I SET OFF THROUGH THE WHOLE FUCKING MAZE OF SHOWROOMS WITH MY CANE, STEP CLICK STEP CLICK, WITH MY POOR RIGHT LEG AND MY RIGHT ARM ALTERNATIVELY SUPPORTING MY WEIGHT. I ALSO GOT LOST. MORE THAN ONCE.

FINALLY I REACHED THE CHILDREN'S SECTION, PROCURED MY BLAHAJ, SAW A TINY WHALE WHO'D FALLEN OUT OF HIS BUNDLE AND ALMOST TOOK HIM TOO SINCE HE'S UNSELLABLE BUT THEN ABANDONED HIM COZ I DIDN'T HAVE THE BRAINPOWER TO EXPLAIN TO THE CASHIER THAT IT WASN'T ME WHO RIPPED HIM OUT, AND ANYWAY. I GOT WHAT I CAME FOR.

THEN I THOUGHT AH SHIT GONNA HAVE TO GO ALL THE WAY BACK TO THE RESTAURANT AND I TOOK A STEP FORWARD AND REALISED... I WAS AT THE FUCKING RESTAURANT???? WHERE I'D BEGUN???????

BECAUSE THE NUMBER FUCKING NINE WAS CHILDREN'S SECTION AND THE NUMBER FUCKING TEN WAS THE RESTAURANT. I'D WALKED IN A CIRCLE. AND LANDED STRAIGHT BACK. I COULD HAVE AVOIDED THAT IF I'D JUST READ THE LAST ITEM ON THE NUMBERS. OR LOOKED AT THE MAP.

OH AND THE PLACE AT THE METRO DIDN'T HAVE WATER SO I DRANK SUGARY SODA AND THEN WENT UP THE WRONG PLATFORM ANYWAY SO TOMMY IS FUCKED NOW I MAY HAVE SCREWED UP WHATEVER PROGRESS I MADE.

HALLELUJAH!

IF YOU READ THIS FAR WOW THANKS I LOVE YOU *BITES YOU TO SHOW AFFECTION* ANYWAY AGAIN THE BLAHAJ NEEDS A NAME AND HAVE A LOVELY DAY I'M SO COFFEE ANEHEHEHEHE

[lxvenderjewel]

i just scalene-triangled the maggot server <3

@weirdly-specific-but-ok i am so sorry (not)

[rennsdeaddoves]

Incidents Pt. 2

This happened when tao was around 6 years old (physically cause demon aging is weird). Also please keep in mind that significant character development would have happened from the first insistent till now (Wukong making up with DBK and the bull fam being super chill with the monkey king)

Triggers; being hunted, corpses, maggots, graphic content.

It was supposed to be quick, both of them agreed it would be... they would hold onto one another to not get lost, leave, explore the first prefecture outside of the jade district and then go back. But neither Tao nor Red Son expected the crowds to thicken as they had.

a rough shove from an unknown demon had them letting go of each other, the crowd managed to pull them apart with Red being shoved into a familiar face while Tao was pushed further and further into the crystal district till she eventually ended up on the border of the obsidian prefecture, though she couldn't exactly tell.

the six-year-old cub wandered further and further calling out for her friends, if there was one thing she knew from observing the crystal district with her dad and uncle it was that people who stood still got hurt. So she made sure to keep moving from time to time. However, something that she never learned was to not give away your status... especially in the obsidian prefecture

"why hello little cub... are you lost?"

the voice was deep and had a certain scratch to it that made Tao instantly anxious, her fur prickled, and a shiver went down her back. she swung around immediately to face the unknown voice with sweat beginning to drip down her forehead. Tao didn't dare speak, she had a feeling that if she did her fate would be sealed and it would not be good for her. slowly she began to back away from the wolf, he noticed this of course and followed her steps. Every time his grin would grow his sharp teeth peaking through more and more till Tao was backed against a wall and this demon was snarling down at her.

"Here's what's gonna happen cub, your gonna take us back to the jade district and get us through those guards there. cause if you're calling out for the bull prince you're close. do this, and you don't die."

her eyes widened at the threat put in her face but she knew she couldn't do that.

'what would baba do?! what would baba DO?!??!'

that was the only thought in her head till she remembered, her baba was reckless... so she spit in the demon wolf's face and dashed between his legs. as she ran she could hear his scream and then a howl. he was calling for back up.

and oh, did backup ever come. Wolves surrounded her and if she got to close to them while running they would snap their jaws at her or they would pop out of random alleyways and try to get the cub in their maw. soon enough it got to be too much and far to dangerous to stay on the ground so the first chance she got Tao lept up and to the lowest roof she could reach.

then began the game of roof hopping and trying not to fall to her death. admittedly it wasn't the same as branch hopping, something she would often do back at her home on flower fruit mountain, but it was still similar in some ways so Tao managed to adapt pretty well.

so well, in fact, that she had a very good lead on the wolf demons. the princess could still hear their barks and snarls but they weren't as close. things were certainly looking up for the little monkey demon until she came to a jump she couldn't make...

it was far too big and it was also taller than the ones she had been jumping to. but everything was getting closer and Tao didn't know how much longer she could run for. her only option was to jump down into the alleyway, possibly break a leg?

no- something was down there- she could tell by the smell, and when a gust of hot air greeted her face she almost fell off as she tried not to heave her lunch up. it was bad- so very, very, bad. like some of the meat, the rest of the demon monkeys ate that had been left out too long and were covered in flies. that only happened a few times but every time it did her baba would always get really mad. calling it rotten and disgusting.

looking down she saw people covered in flies. they weren't moving at all and with her keen sight, she could see some flies going in and out of mouths, eyes, and noses... those people were no longer alive-

"THERE ON THE EDGE!!!! SHE'S CORNERED!!!!!"

she couldn't think about it anymore. her body moved off pure instinct and she dove to the pile of corpses that cushioned her fall rather well. she was surprised at how high it was and wanted to get off and away as fast as possible, but just as she had made her way to the side that she needed the wolf she had spit at rounded the corner...

"GOTCHA BITCH!"

"N O!"

her voice broke and the only thing she could think to do was move into the bodies, begin to crawl under them and hide herself like it was a game of hide and seek. Pushing back through the corpse was hard, some of the bodies were solid, others tore and caved in when she pushed on them or stepped the wrong way. In her panic she couldn’t keep herself clean, blood, puss, ooze and other fluids going on her, torn flesh stuck to her fur in places and maggots began to crawl from the rot onto the new.

Every time it got a little darker, every time she pushed herself just a little further down, claws would break through the dark and let little beams of light in. So she kept pushing. Going down further and further till her back hit the dirt and the pressure was almost too much.

Breathing was already hard with something on top of her, but the smell made it so much worse. Tao tried desperately to breath as little as she could, her lungs screamed at her to take a deeper breath, to give them some rest but she couldn’t.

The bugs had gotten to her face, as quickly as she could she worked a hand up to her nose and screwed her eyes shut. Images of the flies going in and out of every hole they could flashed in her mind which made her hold her nose tighter, fold her lips in on each other, press her eye lids closed till they hurt.

And then she remembered her ears.

Her eyes shot open, she could feel the bugs crawling over them now, she wanted so bad to scream and crawl her way out but she knew the threat was real and the smell was the only thing keeping those wolf demon at bay. But she couldn’t hear them anymore- maybe they had left-

Light broke through, her hiding spot was uncovered and she screamed. She screamed harder when a hand grabbed the body she was under, but when it was pulled away to reveal the very concerned and bloody face of her father she couldn’t help but being to whale.

The relief from seeing her dad was almost too much to bear, his hands that went all around her body and smeared blood in her fur didn't seem real. but she knew they were, she knew he had saved her, and that she was safe.

"baba! Baba!-"

"shhhhhh, it's ok xiǎo ɡōnɡ jǔ, i've got you, i promise i do"

his voice was edging on panicked rage, Wukong was anything but clam though he couldn't really be anything but clam for the sake of his daughter who had buried herself in his clothing and smelled so strongly of rot and decay that he was doing everything in his power not to puke.

he could hear Iron Fan coming up behind him, he tilted his head in her direction only slightly and watched her freeze in place. he almost couldn't smell the fear coming off her in droves due to the smell of his daughter but it was still there.

"Wukong-"

"if you value your life. Leave."

she did. he could hear the bull boy asking if Tao was alright, but Iron Fan only silenced him, taking him away.

Underneath them both Wukong formed his summer salt-cloud and blasted off from the underground to his home. He would not be taking her back- not even at his brother's insistence. this shouldn't have happened- it shouldn't have been allowed to happen, he should have kept a closer eye on her- he should have-

"baba"

his thoughts were broken at the sound of her frail voice calling out to him.

"hmm? What is it peaches?"

"please don't blame Red Son... it was my idea..."

his eyes widened but he shook his head.

"what do you mean? "

she only turned her head into him more but that was enough of an answer for him.

over the next three days after he didn't let tao from his sight. he washed her as much as she needed to get rid of the smell and when he put her down for a longer rest (with the help of some sleeping herbs cause she was having so many nightmares that she was getting no sleep) Wukong took to the skies once again but this time in the direction of Guanyin. The monkey king had some very choice words to tell the goddess especially considering she promised to take care of Tao as part of the deal but failed to do so now twice when it was significant and many more times when it mattered a little less.

but this- this was, this was it. He was fucking done.

"Wukong-" Moksha. "how can we be of service today? is Lady Tao alright?"

"no, she's not. Now where the hell is your goddess?"

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did everyone have a good cry? don't worry, Tao is only suffering from major trauma and will have severe ptsd from this and a bug phobia from what happens after. but you won't get to learn what happened after till the fic!

(side note, xiǎo ɡōnɡ jǔ means little princess)

@jscribbs come and get your angst babe

[magg0tgf]

when r u going to make a backup in case u get the urge to reblog maggot pussy

Idk fam, last time I made the backup I got termed after 2 months so I think I'll just live like this and when I'll get termed again I'll make another account

[eldritchdemonfox]

Get attacked! ✨🌈 SEND THIS TO OTHER BLOGGERS YOU THINK ARE WONDERFUL. KEEP THE GAME GOING 🌈✨

Awwwawww

[mystic-mae]

bothering asmi with tf2 stuff is hilarious

i just sent him a heavymedic gif

cant wait for his reaction