Fandom: DCU (Comics)
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: John Constantine/Dick Grayson/Zatanna Zatara, Established John Constantine/Zatanna Zatara
Characters: Dick Grayson, John Constantine, Zatanna Zatara
Additional Tags: Threesome - F/M/M, POV Alternating, References to Canon, Post-Ric Grayson Arc, Falling In Love, Everyone Loves Dick Grayson, Flirty John Constantine, Flirty Zatanna Zatara, Horniness, Haly's Circus (DCU), Magic, Trauma, Bad Puns, Insecure Dick Grayson
Series: Part 4 of DRPC Fanwork Bonus Prizes
Summary
After an Otherkind wrought havoc on the magic folk of Earth, Zatanna dips her toes back into performance magic at Haly's Circus, not knowing Dick revived his childhood home after experiencing his own recent disaster. Constantine immediately thinks they look good together, and he totally knew Dick was Nightwing from the very start.
@magicnights said: TRY NOT TO LAUGH: how’s your muse’s sense of humor? are they serious, or is it easy for them to laugh at even the worst jokes?
@magicnights, @heroesxdemons, and Anonymous said: UNBOXING: what’s the biggest, weirdest or most regrettable thing they ever bought?
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Getting Priere to laugh at a joke can be tricky at times - not because she doesn’t have a sense of humor, or even because of her earlier-mentioned laugh. No, it relies almost entirely on making sure she actually gets the joke. She’s not all that bright, after all, and jokes based on things she’s unaware of or just can’t connect logically will fly right over her head.
As for things she’s bought... Well, she once had the bright idea of surviving almost entirely off of cheap macaroni and cheese for a month. It’ll save HL, she said! I won’t ever get tired of it, she said!
...And let’s just say you all can probably imagine the end result of eating that much cheese, however the form, multiple times every day, for a month... She very much regrets it.
Twins are much like Disney princesses in the sense that lots of animals just automatically trust them. They can’t actually communicate with animals, but they gain their trust easily and can pet pretty much any animal when they first see them. This also means that pretty much no animals will ever attack them no matter how likely that animal is to attack humans.