#man broskis i just

[gutsby]

Diehard

Pairing: dbf!Joel x Reader

Summary: Joel tries Viagra for the very first time.

Warnings: 18+. Unprotected p-in-v. Erectile dysfunction. Daddy kink. Praise kink if you squint. Overstimulation. Cumplay. She/her pussy pronouns. Pushing physical limits with a pre-negotiated safe word in place for it.

Note: No more limp dick erasure. We die like [old] men.

Part of the Waiting Game ‘verse | Word count: 986

Joel just wanted to prove he could fuck like he used to.

He didn’t think he’d almost kill you in the process.

“JOEL!” you screeched, heels digging deep in the mattress as your climax came in seismic waves.

The stimulation was insane. Normally the much-older man would have been down for the count after two—and usually one—big O, but now his chest was heaving, hips relentlessly beating a punishing pace against your own.

Your walls were slick with not only your cum but his, milky ropes of his arousal making for an obscene set of sounds every time his dick slid in and out of your cunt. You could feel his balls tighten and twitch with every forthcoming spurt of him, practically reeling with the pulse of each new sticky gift inside you. His groans rumbled low, but the power and pleasure and outright primal fervor they conveyed were unmistakeable. You had to look down, feebly, to believe it yourself—Joel never fucked his way through your orgasm and his.

Then you felt a palm slide up the back of your head, and Joel held it up to make sure you watched him fuck you.

“J-Joel,” you whimpered, watching his girth disappear and reappear at least a half-dozen times as you did.

“Just a little more, honey,” he murmured against your forehead. The smack of each thrust was dizzying, “Want my pretty girl nice and full’a me before she leaves, okay?”

Joel never could let you head back to college without a few of his loads and a head full of filthy memories—something to hold you over until your next visit home. You would’ve liked to mumble back, ‘Okay,’ but then your pussy clenched around him, and his thrusts grew faster.

“My sweet girl,” he grinned, “She likes that, huh?”

You could scarcely manage a nod. The weight of your head was held fully by him, and if that wasn’t indicative enough of your fucked-out state, your face surely said the rest. When Joel leaned back to adjust the angle of his thrusts, he caught sight of your hooded, glossy stare and almost came all over again. He slowed his pace for once.

Then he dipped a finger between your body and his, just long enough to douse the tip of his digit with cum. He bottomed out inside you, watched you part your lips in a gentle gasp, and pressed his touch to that open space.

It was almost like you didn’t have the strength to suck. You just let him smear the sticky stuff along your lower lip, gaze plastered to his. Then Joel’s cock sank deeper.

“O-ow!” you whined, partly reanimated by the stretch.

“You can take it,” Joel grunted.

The double entendre wasn’t lost on you. You could, and would, take his finger and his cock inside. You suckled dumbly on the cum-drenched fingertip in assent.

But when Joel’s finger popped out of your mouth and his thrusts picked back up, you weren’t entirely convinced you would be able to hold up the second half of that deal.

It wasn’t fair. He took one magic pill, and poof, his dick stayed hard for half the fucking day. You had nothing but your youth and two shaking legs to ensure your survival. When Joel worked his cock back and forth a couple more times and it seemed your body was about ready to scream, you took hold of his biceps and squeezed tight.

“I can’t.”

“Can’t what?”

The tip of his cock nicked a soft ridge inside you, and you jolted back. Joel’s palm was still pressed to your head, holding you to him, and his hips had you pinned as well.

Instead of answering, you whimpered.

You didn’t want him to stop, but you also weren’t sure if you could handle any more. Your eyes met his, pleading.

“Can’t what?” Joel pressed, a little more sternly.

Another whimper. Inside, Joel’s cock was rubbing that pleasure point raw, and you felt another climax coming.

“Use your words.”

“Too— too—”

Each new thrust was sending stars before your eyes. Joel was one sick man if he tried to make you talk while he fucked you past the point of all intelligible speech.

“Too what? Tell me, baby.”

You’d get that fucker back someday. Joel just grinned.

“Too much,” you hissed when his hips delivered another mind-numbing push. Then, feeling pleasure threaten to peak at almost a painful degree, “Toomuchtoomucht—”

Joel continued thrusting, knowing damn well you knew what to say if you really wanted him to stop. As if to underscore this point, he tipped your head back and made you hold his gaze, features creased with a frown.

“That sure don’t sound like the safe word to me.”

It wasn’t. You knew it wasn’t. He didn’t need to tell you twice, or even breathe a second word besides. With one more brush of Joel’s thick, throbbing, implausibly hard cock, he sent you over the edge and into your fourth orgasm of the morning, hitting that spot again and again.

And again.

And again.

Just like before, Joel fucked you through each wave, catching your lips this time to stifle your cries. You might’ve gone blind for a second or two, but that was alright; the pleasure, proximity, and then the sweet, erratic pulse of his cock sending rope after rope of his cum deep inside made the overstimulation worthwhile.

Your body went limp against the bed, held tight in Joel’s grasp, when you felt that sickly sweet dichotomy of soft, tender touches and a cock lodged between your walls that was as hard as it had ever been. Still trying to console you with kisses, still trying to warm you up for another round, perhaps, Joel almost laughed out loud in your mouth when you groaned into his and whispered:

“Please don’t ever take that fucking pill again.”

[straykats]

kat talks: maxident

my dudes i am so in love w minho don't even talk to me about him i'll just keysmash

case 143

okay my second listen and watch but---

i definitely see the similarities with maniac??

the hallway choreo is so cool

im ??? hyunjin looks so good in the vest/waistcoat thing and the bowtie yes sir pls be my waiter or whatever

POLICE SKZ LOOK SO GOOD STOP STOP STOP

chan w the crop tops again

UGHHHH the descending lines @ seungmin

the aHH AHHAHAHAHAHA

CHJANGBINONDSJKNVDKSNVDSK

wait minho's sweater thing w the upper arm/shoulder cut hole tjing??? that shit cute man i want

seungmins winjskjgks

wtf the frame jump @ minho that was so cool

minho minho minho minho minho minho minho (the bridge)

and also 2min back to back always makes me *crumbles into dust*

polive jeongin >>>

the bit where it pauses and seungmin rewinds it actually got me so confused the first time

the final chorus is so GOOD idk what to call it????

MINHO AT THE END BRO LIKE??? SHUT THE FUCK UP OR I'LL FALL IN LOVE i say as if im not already in love

chill

the piano reminds me of yama and another artist but i cant remember who

the ?? reverb-y thing on the vocals is so nice

and the dreamy back ground vocals <3 <3

this is such a dreamy kinda song but dreamy isnt the right word. it feels like jelly and cakes and ?????

if i can figure out th syncopation i definitely want to try 'covering' it on the piano

THE SAX THE SAX IS THAT A SAX UKVFSLNVJFSNVJFSV

that song felt so short

give me your tmi

what is that sound the twang-y kinda sound?????

mmm this song bass boosted

OO I LIKE LIX'S LINES

is there some type of filter on mingo's voice

WHAT JUST HAPPENED

what just hapened what he fuck just happened im so confused i need someone to dictate this did they change tempos or did they just really really really mess around w the syncopation that was so-- ive literally replayed this ten times

HOW DID IT STILL GE TBACK ON BEAT i mean like obviously it would but im so confused how did they even come up w this rythmically i want to turn my brain inside out upside down rn

if u could see my face rn while listening to the chorus u would think--- idk what anyone would think ngl but i am SO fucking in love with the chorus that was so good that was sosososososoosos good i want it on repeat blasting in my ears 24/7 i dont want to eat or sleep i just want that

(relistneing to chorus)

the hi-hats (?) alternating between ears (w earphones on) god im so in love w these big brained idiots

god the guitar/s chefs mf kiss (bass guit. included)

minhos part UGHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

god its such a pwoer chorus i love it so fucking much

the final chorus outro thing idk thats not the chorus idk what to call it though oh my GOD i love

super board

its sounding heavy i love it

h-heeya??

nYOOOOO

jeongins voice sounds so good in this song

sHYOOOOM

who do they think they are hinata shoyo or smth

OOO LIX IN THE BRIDGE

go high fly high???? they're literally talking aout hq 😤😤😤

3racha

yall im so PUMPED i might not end up saying anything

the 'shut up' (did they even say shut up) is so funny bc thats how my friends/cousins say it when we joke around (like it sounds like 'shot op')

oh god chans but the pa-pa-pa bit after 'they locked and loaded' is so SHARP AND CRISP AND DISORIENTATING i love it

wHY YOU MAD BRAHHHHHHHH VBDSBVHDSJBVDSV

chans bit sorry i got so hyped

taste

oh so i've heard Things about this one

minho haha head in hands pulling hair out crumbling to pieces

hyunjin stop sotps otsptopsotpst

THE FALSETGFEBHJS oh god fuckers

thank you felix for grounding me like his voice is the only thing keeping me sane through this like---

WHOEVER IS SAYING LALALA SHUT UP I WILL SUE YOU

who?? who is singing the 'smthsmth addicted to you' line in taste bc it sounds like jeongin but its not and im confused and im so bamboozled right now bc this whole bit going from lix to that line to the high falsettos is making me go absolutely batshit

kiss u or leave u??? or hate u???? buddies mwah mwah mwah

the vocal slide

hyunjins bit w the higher harmony hahaha im ok

mr lalala u better stop

rapper minho?? was that rapper minho again

WHO THE FUCK IS SINGING THESE FALSETTOS I WANT TO STUFF MY EARS FULL OF SOUND sorry that was violent

wait did hyunjin say he wrote this song oh muy god i want to scream

cant stop

this sounds like a slice of life anime opening or a shounen anime ending HAHAHA

wait this is not where i thought it was going harmonically why did seungmin start on that note idk what i was expecting but it wasnt that

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

did someone just say beepbeep

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

the transition from the chorus to the next verse .... im so confused i am so co n fu sed

smth about the chorus gives day6 but i cant place it (melody wise)

circus (korean ver.)

obvs we've already heard this but jpn/kr vers do make a diff

why does it feel out of time im so confused i dont think it is but it sounds like it HAHAHA

why did 'the show starts now' sound SO australian like sososo much more than anything they've ever said

okay maybe bc i'm used to the jpn ver or smth but i do like that one better and i feel like it had a better energy to it??? hm

okay yeah i didnt have much to say at all HAHAHA

final thoughts: hahahahhahahahhahaa im ok

[spooky-spextre-arts]

I'm sorry - HOW is it that Encanto is gonna be two years old in less than a full month like whaaat?? HUH??

[jjinpang]

The thing that gets me every time is at Nibelheim when Sephiroth disappoints everyone:

While everyone else tells Sephiroth some version of “I looked up to you”,

Zacks tells Sephiroth “I trusted you”.

For most Sephiroth was a goal, a lofty standard to live up to, but Zacks thought he was a friend, a guy he worked with, someone he could trust his back to.

Sephiroth didn’t disappoint him by being less than perfect he disappointed him by breaking his trust

[averagesawfan]

thinking about the aftermath s6 ep11 of house (the one were wilson and house pretend they're gay). house keeps shutting down his team's ideas and he says "lowkey broskis. this is kinda homophobic" (Taub takes the bait bc he doesn't know any better) "House, your not gay."

"hmmmmm yes I am. Wilson is too, I mean I think he is. you dont really propose to a guy because you want a girl... Wanna see the pics :)"

Thirteen and Foreman proceed to fujoshi and fundashi out respectively while Chase and Taub have their own inner monologs

[kunikisss]

nikto unmasked headcanon???!!??!?!??????😧😧🤯

he’s very fun to draw <3333 my pookie

also second one’s sketch cos i kinda like how his eyes look but you can’t see them well in the colored ver😞

[harapeveco]

NEW ALBUM????? JUST OUT OF NOWHERE??????? THE FUCK

[classics-cocks-and-concoctions]

As a reader I find captain ahab wholly more relatable than Ishmael

Yeah yeah suicidal tendencies and info dumping, all that

but I used to play with my toys by naming the mother ones after my own mom and then subsequently killing them off in a brutal and drawn out manner

[nateezfics]

ima just start sending pics and nothing else

[araneapeixes]

OH HEY HAPPY LESBIAN ALOY TO THOSE WHO CELEBRATE ❗️❗️🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈🏳️‍🌈

[vampiresfromxenon]

I’m biting you I’m biting please let me bite like even just a little nibble just a little bit please oh my gods just a small bite like you won’t even feel it unless you want to I can just keep biting you please please just let me bite you it’ll only hurt if you want it to please PLEASE *intense monkey noises* *bars rattling* *metal clattering sound* *car horn* *cat mreow* *wilhelm scream* *AWOOGA* *crowd screaming* *monkey noises getting louder and more agressive* *metal cage rattling sound getting more violent*

[honnelander]

Thank you for enjoying it haha I appreciate it! You're a great writer and I love your Sanji story, keep it up! I used to write for a different fandom a few years back and haven't written anything since. But the love I have for Taz (Sanji) is just too much I am overflowing with ideas for that man 🥰🥵

YOO IM FREAKING OUT 😩 anon you can write!! shoooot- I hope you get back into writing one day and possibly write more for Taz??? and tag me?? 👀👀

you had me screaming in my apartment fr 😩 thank you for sharing that with me, liking my work, and making my whole weekend 😭 you’re a real one 🫶🏼

[justlyla]

i was at the gym and this old guy got on the treadmill next to me (rude) and then stared at the episode of broski report i was watching

[bi-lil-guy]

Just Referred To Bottom Surgery As "Getting A Dick Installed"

Sooooo, Yeah. 👈🐻👈

[myinterestsvary-writes]

Shipping Goggles: On

Nonsense, 100%

Iconique ass TamaHaru scene, yessir like bitch

What do you mean too far? You wanted him close, you just didn’t know it girl 🤣

Indirect kiss, Tama probably didn’t recognize that, her saliva was delicious 🤤🤣 or did and seized the opportunity but because that’s his daughter he doesn’t want to embarrass then it’s fine pffft 💀

Her “I must protect at all cost” levels are off the charts here. Especially after he said that he’s starving, she wanted him to eat right then and there and grew impatient for him. Notice how Tamaki always checks in with her on if she’s eating well! The fancy tuna, the boxed lunches, how she made him and the Host Club all of Tamaki’s favourite meals. That’s love right there, from the OG male wife and girlhusbando. TamaHaru’s love language is food, get on the train fam

Tamaki is who he is, and so is Haruhi judging by her reaction to him regardless (love you, baby girl fr)

Also, like Tamaki is so ready to show her his mother’s photos after he saw hers and Haruhi not immediately coldly brushing him off. Unconsciously despite convincing himself at this point of not wanting to, he’s seized the first sign of genuine, romantic connection with her. Again, subliminating it as father-daughter. He stole everybody’s girl before the men knew they wanted her and before everyone else knew she was a girl.

“He’s a respectable person” aka “he’s adorable, whatever he needs just for tonight I’ll get!!!! Sugoi, sugoi!!! Heart go doki doki” - Haruhi

[drarrytm]

Have yall seen that hot ass TikTok cosplayer who is literally Remus and does wolfstar tiktoks but he doesn’t have a Sirius someone get him a Sirius ASAP