#man......... 🚬🫠

[suckmyarschkarte]

like two puzzle pieces 🧩🧩

[lunarw0rks]

My parents are so dysfunctional and shitty.🫠(I need a drink and a cigarette 🚬🍷)

Hit me with your best gaz thoughts I need a distraction from todays shit show.

🐻

i'm sorry 🐻, family can be so shitty :( have some tea <3🧋🧋🧋

here's some of my random rambling about gaz (SFW) !! not sure if these are headcanons or blurbs. both, i suppose... this is tooth-rotting fluff btw

⇨ gaz loves winter. it clashes with his athleisure style (tanks & shorts),, but then he has an excuse to match sweats with you! he's not super religious, but his family still carries out the winter festivities — and he always shows when he can :) you will 100% be invited. no one goes home without a full belly and a gift basket !!

➷ it's cheesy, but he loves taking you to the Christmas light shows/big trees downtown. and how they shine on his face?? every time you think this man couldn't be more ethereal; he blows you away.

➷ big on snowball fights (and roughhousing in general). part of the reason he loves winter is how soft the snow is. perfect for executing his revenge and tackling you. and then he goes in for the kill — a barrage of kisses. i mean, how can you counterattack after that? and don't even say "NO FAIR!" because he doesn't care. maybe if you throw a snowball at him when he turns his back, you'll get him back :) if you can run fast enough and not slip :)

⇨ gaz never falls through on a promise. no matter how small or unserious. he's meeting you at seven? he's there at six forty-five. and if he isn't? he'd better be in a hospital bed, bleeding out; that's the only way he isn't getting to you on time.

➷ don't even dare act surprised or suspicious either. let. him. love. you. you haven't been to the kitchen in a few hours? he's coming by with a plate of food or some snacks. your water bottle is empty? gaz is on it before you even think about getting up.

➷ god forbid it is something serious; forgetting an important date, forgetting to check in, etc. he's not just going to "forget" that; trust that he'll be beating himself up for it. he's more sensitive than he lets on, and to him, promises really are that serious. even pinky ones.

a/n: sorry this is so short [banner - cafekitsune]

[rizzanon]

MAN i started reading undoing fate today and damn… 🚬 reader has been through HELL i love this sm thank you for writing this truly

HAHAHA ty for the love 🥰🫶🫶 (reader really is going through it 🫠)

[eating-plastic]

Headcanons: Bill Overbeck with a Stressed S/O

A/N: My second set of headcanons, yay! I plan on posting a full fic soon (hopefully by the end of the week but no promises). Anyways, this is totally not self indulgent at all ha ha...🫠. I’m not saying Bill holding me, kissing me, and telling me everything’s gonna be okay would fix all of my problem...but it probably would (expect me to reblog this a lot when college starts up again for me lol). With all that out of the way, this is for the small handful of Bill lovers out there. Bye!

🚬-Now you may think that Bill doesn’t know how to help you with stress as he’s the type of guy to deal with his problems on his own, but you’d be mistaken

🚬-He’ll be a bit awkward or blunt with his actions at first as he really hasn’t had any meaningful relationships in a while, but he really does want to help you (believe me though, after the two of you have been together for a bit, he’ll become much more softer around you 🤫)

🚬-He’ll typically go with the distraction approach. He just wants you to get away from whatever has your attention in a negative manner or help you take your mind off of what’s bothering you. Especially if it involves you staring at your computer all day. He just knows that can’t be healthy (ironic coming from a man who smokes like a chimney lol)

🚬-This can either be taking a walk, going out for a drive to nowhere in particular with your favorite music playing (even if he’s not the biggest fan of your taste), watching your favorite shows or movies, reading or telling you stories from his past, and if he’s feeling really romantic he’ll run you a nice warm bath

🚬-If you’re working on something and feel like you are hitting roadblock after roadblock, he’ll ask you what exactly you are trying to do. After explaining yourself, you typically find your solution

🚬-Speaking of which, Bill’s a pretty good listener. If you ever feel like ranting, he’s all ears. Sometimes he’ll give his advice on what to do, sometimes he’ll just hold you and tell you that everything’s gonna be okay

🚬-”I know it may seem bad, but I know you’re gonna get through this. I promise.” 

🚬-He also has no problems with you talking about what’s bothering you before bed. You often find your stressors keeping you from getting a good nights rest. Just simply telling him your problems helps you and he knows it

🚬-When all is said and done and whatever has been bothering you has been completed, Bill will be very proud of you and he has no problems with telling or showing you. He knows you are a very determined person, and that no problem can keep you down for long

🚬-”Now what did I tell ya, hun? I knew you could do it.”

[lost-my-sanity1]

auctioneer nani and business man wongravee 🫠

🫠🫠🫠 what did you do anonnnn what did you dooo now they're gonna have nasty sex in the washroom🚬

[worldofroma]

September 3rd, 2023 Sunday - 9:07pm

school starts on tuesday. what the fuck. i haven’t updated in a while, but man do i have a lot of shit to talk about. so…that dude i was friends with… yeah we dated. my entire work found out which was quite humiliating and annoying but for some reason, his ex was the least bothered by it, in front of me. in front of my other friends who work there…not so much. but hey less conflict and confrontational drama for me right? plus, i said dated, i broke up with him after 3 weeks. yeah. and i kind of feel awful but at the same time i don’t. after i broke up with him (over text btw), i went to the CNE in toronto and got to pay 20$ for a palm reading from a psychic and it felt like a slap in the face.

first of all, she starts off by saying that i need to stop being such a mean person. in other words, she called me a bitch. subtly. and she told me that she can see i have a softer and sweeter side to me and that i should be showing that much more often, but to not let others take advantage of it and let myself become a mother for others. “they have a mother, they do not need you to be a second or third one”. i almost threw up when she said that. she said that i have a lot of work to do when it came to self love and care, thanks. i’m aware. but then she added that i’ll be travelling around the world and i won’t be alone, but she couldn’t tell if i’d be with a lover or a friend. 🤷‍♀️. my step dad said there’s no way i’d travel with a man so i guess i’m either going with a friend or somehow switching sides in the next few years, but i can’t see that ever happening. but then after that she decided to go ahead and tell me that i’ll be happily married at some point in my life with four children. four fucking children. no thank you i like having a uterus that’s inside me not one that’ll fall out spontaneously by the time i’m having a midlife crisis. she also said something about business but i can’t remember exactly what it was she said but it was positive.

but fuck, this wasn’t even the worst part since the last time i’ve wrote an entry, this has just been sitting at the front of my brain since i got the reading. what’s been really important is the fact that i have most definitely been reborn. something over the course of this summer has changed me. i am not the same person i was before school ended and i’m fucking proud of it too. i’m sick of being that girl that just sat at the back of each class, behind the chaos and chatting and laughing that goes on in each of my classes. i want to actually be seen now, but only because i know i am myself now. these past few years of high school, i’ve been stuck. locked up after the disgusting lock downs. but that’s not who i am anymore. and now that i’m free from a boyfriend (i swear i’m not that much of a slut), i can do whatever the hell i want. and i love it. as toxic and stupid as it sounds, i’m literally embodying the manic pixie dream girl persona just because i feel like it. and who’s gonna stop me? that’s another thing i’ve adapted, the mindset of “why care? it’s my life not yours.” i’ve been thinking of changing my name for a while bc of course my real name is not roma, but i want it to be, and many people i know have told me that that’s a stupid idea. it’s cringy. it’s weird. okay… you expect me to care why? it’s my life, my name, why does it matter to you if i change it or not? it’s not like i’ll be treating my real name like a deadname or anything, people i know now can still call me by my real name, but once i’m in university, that name and version of myself is gone. i’ll be roma, and i’ll be whoever the hell i decide to be with each day that passes. and i don’t mean to say that in some kind of emo way either, like it’s some kind of depressive phase of “oh, i feel so trapped here in this stupid small town 💔🥀🫠, i just want to disappear and become a whole new person 😈🚬🪦”. like no. lmfao. i think that’s what a lot of people think when i tell them these things, but trust me, its not. my ideas are more along the lines of taking advantage of the freedom we are given but without crossing the line of “acceptable” behaviour. it’s really just the hippie life style ig. on another topic of being whoever i decide to be, i’ve come to realize how much power i actually could have if i just didn’t care so much. i have a tendency to overthink things, overcare about things, make things awkward because i overthink things way too much. but i’m done with that shit, who really cares? the only thing that matters this year at school is my grades, nothing else. after i graduate, what are the chances i see anyone i go to school with now for the rest of my life? probably extremely slim with my plans for the future including travelling and never fucking returning to bruce county. nothing fucking matters.

back to the topic of how i become a mother for everyone, i hate that. i’ve been researching a lot about it and the correct term for it is parentification and occurs when a child and parents roles are reversed. for example, the child is the one who listens to the parents problems while theres are pushed away or labeled as “nothing to worry about”. i hate that i went through that and i hate that it’s made me unconsciously become everyone around me’s mother. worst part about it is that after i saw the psychic and began thinking about it more, i realized that while i was in the relationship with the dude from my work, i was most definitely just acting like a mother he can touch however he likes which is absolutely disgusting. and i wished i had realized it sooner. hopefully, i can somehow change that.

but yeah, that’s how my august has been. pretty self discovering and yet somehow uneventful. lovely.

[lovecanyon]

Dad!harry!!!

INSTAGRAM BLURB

dad!harry x y/n

MASTERLIST | PATREON

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harryflorals HARRY PICKING UP Y/N FROM THE GYM YESTERDAY IN LA!

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harryfan9 i am crying

harryfan4 Y/N CONSTANTLY STAYS WINNING

harryfan10 imagine your fiancé harry styles picking you up from the gym 😭

harryfan8 a literal dream

harryfan6 MOM AND DAD

harryfan11 i’m hanging on by a thread 🚬 🚬

harryfan3 oh em gee

harryfan13 jealousy is consuming me right now

harryfan15 the way harry most likely was on the phone with y/n…

harryfan17 he was probably telling her that he was there to pick her up 🫠

harryfan12 SHE WAS WEARING HIS SHIRT TOO

harryfan14 i love beau and inez’s parents

harryfan16 his smile 🧎‍♀️

harryfan18 future mrs. styles

harryfan20 y/n always puts a smile on harry’s face

harryfan22 I LOVE THEM SO MUCH

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dailyhs Harry on stage tonight in LA for night 12!

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harryfan26 I WANT HIM

harryfan29 he’s such a dilf 😫

harryfan23 when you remember harry goes home to his fiancé and children…

harryfan27 you gotta love a family man

harryfan30 harry has me in agony

harryfan24 jumping off a cliff

harryfan28 he looks more like a dad everyday

harryfan25 AND i’m dying again

harryfan31 harry is the literal definition of hot

harryfan33 i seriously will never get over him 😭

harryfan35 tears.

harryfan37 he always seems much happier when y/n is at the shows

harryfan32 harry really is in love with her

harryfan39 @yourinstagram i want your man

harryfan34 he’s so perfect 🧎‍♀️

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ynharryupdates Y/N AT HARRY’S SHOW TONIGHT! via jefezoff

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harryfan42 she’s so cute 😭

harryfan49 I LOVE HER

harryfan41 y/n is so supportive of harry…i’m sobbing

harryfan46 jeff posting this on his ig story was the best thing ever

harryfan43 y/n + jeffrey = best duo to ever live

harryfan48 MOTHER OF LOVE ON TOUR

harryfan50 i love the way y/n’s always in the pit 😌

harryfan44 a moment to remember

harryfan47 harry’s fiancé and manager being in the pit with fans is so iconic

harryfan51 i love y/n deeply

harryfan53 SOMEONE PLEASE RUN ME OVER

harryfan56 why is this so cute

harryfan57 you can genuinely tell y/n loves harry so much 🫠

harryfan52 she’s the best i swear

harryfan54 harry’s number one fan is also his future wife

harryfan58 i can just tell she’s so fun

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stylesupdates Y/N in Los Angeles this morning buying balloons for Harry since he got nominated for seven Grammy awards!

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harryfan61 she loves him so much omg

harryfan64 Y/N GOT HARRY ALL THOSE GRAMMYS IN THE FIRST PLACE!!!

harryfan67 without her we wouldn’t have gotten harry’s house 🚬 🚬

hrryfan63 she probably surprised him too…

harryfan65 and i’m crying again

harryfan68 y/n is the best fiancé and mother, harry is so lucky to have her

harryfan60 THIS IS SO CUTE

harryfan62 she also had a seven balloon too 😭

harryfan69 sweetest thing ever

harryfan66 y/n’s existence gave us 7 grammy nominations 🙏

harryfan70 I WANT HER LIFE

harryfan78 the balloons probably made harry so happy

harryfan72 i loved her so much

harryfan74 you just know y/n, harry and their children celebrated the nominations 🫠

harryfan76 y/n really is so supportive

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yourinstagram at harry’s house!

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harryfan71 SUPPORTIVE FIANCÉ SUPPORTIVE FIANCÉ SUPPORTIVE FIANCÉ

harryfan73 y/n is so cute 😫

harrystyles I love my girl.

yourinstagram and your girl loves you! 🤍

harryfan75 SHE LITERALLY HAS HIM WRAPPED AROUND HER FINGER

harryfan79 i seriously will never get over harry and y/n

brittany_broski i had such an amazing time with you!

harryfan77 how does it feel to live my dream

pillowpersonpp my favorite muse in the world!!!!

harryfan80 ME NEXT 😭

annetwist Hope you had a fun time darling 🥰

harryfan83 MRS. STYLES I LOVE YOU

jefezoff love the no photo credits!!!

yourinstagram you deserve it j

harryfan86 LMAOO SHE’S SO FUNNY

alessandro_michele so beautiful y/n ❤️

harryfan88 PAUSE. DELETE. I CAN’T HANDLE THIS

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annetwist Decided to share a photo of me and a newborn Inez. One of my favorite memories ever. ❤️❤️

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harryfan89 OH MY GODDESS

harryfan82 inez was so tiny, i’m literally sobbing

harrystyles She loves her Nan very much.

annetwist I just love my grandchildren! 🥰

harryfan84 i can tell anne really wanted grandchildren

emmalouisecorrin such a sweet moment

harryfan87 this is honestly the cutest thing i’ve ever seen

tchalamet so precious 🤍

harryfan81 @yourinstagram thank you for gifting us dadrry

gemmastyles so so adorable!

harryfan90 i still can’t believe harry styles has children…

adele granddaughter and her nan ❤️

harryfan93 tears are steaming down my face

jefezoff baby inez and anne!!!

harryfan95 y/n having harry’s children was the best thing ever

kidharpoon styles family for the win

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[minkdelovely]

my head is ACTUALLY fucking empty and i’m running purely on instinct right now oh my fucking GOD ❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥❤️‍🔥

✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧     ✧     ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧ ✧

Were you a whore?

I think this might be my favorite way a fic has ever started 🥲🙏🏻❤️‍🔥

You crossed your legs, the idea of making Alastor cum was exciting enough. But to feel it? You couldn’t imagine. But you wanted to.

MHMM 🫠🫠🫠

The hunger didn’t ebb. It wasn’t the size, or the speed, your newly greedy cunt wanted someone.

YOU ARE OUT FOR BLOOD OMG

You could almost hear him, smirk in his voice, “Missing me that much already?”

always, it seems, these days 🫠❤️‍🔥

“Oh, sorry,” a glow from his eyes as his head tilted unnaturally, “I suppose I wasn’t clear. That wasn’t a request, dear. If we’re going to do this you’re going to have to do as you’re told.” The tone of his voice paired with his changing eyes made you tremble. Your hands slipped up your stomach as you let him take in the sight of your glistening lips, already wet from your lazy fingering. “Good girl.”

GOOD LORDDDDDD 🫠❤️‍🔥🫠❤️‍🔥

Already hard and throbbing in his pants, he knew he wouldn’t last too long. But luckily he had every intention of drowning your pussy so that wouldn’t be an issue. 

HAZEL!!!!

A lusty sigh coming from Alastor, his hand gripping the base of his member tightly as he finger fucked you.

GOD DAMNNNN 💀💀💀

A roll of his eyes, “I don’t want to stain my pants.”

DUH 💅🏻❤️‍🔥

Mind blank. Skull entirely hollow as a clawed finger traced down your cheek. Gentle. Uncharacteristically gentle. Frighteningly gentle.

YES 👀

His nose grazed yours, hand tilting your face slightly so his mouth could ghost over yours without hitting against your nose. His smile open and letting his hot breath roll over your lips and chin.

YES 👀👀

Your eyes screwed shut, gasping sharply as you were taken by surprise by his sudden and complete entrance into you. Alastor had gotten close to drink in your expression when he entered you. He bottomed out in one move, a soft slap of his body hitting into yours. His sharp and predatory expression softening with the feeling of you surrounding him entirely. He hadn’t expected to react that way so he had no time to try and steel against the pleasured response.

YES 👀👀👀

Black dripped from his lips as sharp teeth cut against his grin before his eyes came up to meet yours, “Do you want me to take more of your first experiences?”

I CAN’T FUCKING BREATHEEE

“I want you, Alastor, to take more firsts.” His hips rolled again, that infamous grin reaching his ears. “Use your manners, my little doe.”

OH 👏🏻 MY 👏🏻 FUCKING 👏🏻 GOD 👏🏻

“Perhaps I was too accommodating last night?” Another languid and punishing roll of his hips that started at his chest, allowing his entire length to slip out of you before just as easily pushing back in.

LITERALLY ONE OF THE HOTTEST THINGS I’VE EVER READ IN MY GODDAMN LIFE

He considered trying to keep his release at bay, but knew he’d have time to enjoy you as many times as he wanted. Your unspoken wish granted, his speed jumping from lazy and considered to determined and frantic.

🚬💀🚬💀🚬💀

The goal was definitely different now than the prior night, and as your eyes opened you could see he had clenched his shut. You knew what was coming, and though you weren’t actively trying to cum you still found a building pressure in your gut.

ARE WE ALL FUCKING OBSESSED WITH HOW THIS MAN’S FACE LOOKS WHEN TWISTED UP WITH PLEASURE????

You saw white as you trembled, crying out little pleas for him to let up the stimulation but he wasn’t listening anymore. His ears were pressed to his skull and ringing, heartbeat pounding in his head and down his cock.

I AM LITERALLY ON FIRE

His clawed thumb wiped the dripping liquid up and down your folds. Dirty. But dirtied by him, before anyone else. Alastor watched the way your hole twitched and wanted to devour you.

HOW DO I EVEN FORM WORDS??

Wide and creaking antlers loomed over you, eyes black and pupils red looking straight through you. Hungry. 

YES 😈🙏🏻❤️‍🔥

Your face pressed into the pillow as his body rubbed against yours. The hands on your thighs scratching upwards, “Words, sweetheart.” Deeper than before, scratchy and strained.

OHHHH MY FUCKING LORDDD 🫠❤️‍🔥

Rutting into you, Alastor felt like a lesser creature. How rarely he dropped the more complicated facets of being an overlord and just let the demon in him dictate his moves.

LET IT GO HONEY

Drool soaked into your pillow, cum dripping down onto your blankets. Sweat slick body rocking into the bed as you felt a pulse at your clit. The electricity a response to your thoughts, your realization you were a cocksleeve for the cruelest overlord in recent memory. Was this an achievement? It felt like one. Another, louder moan from you as his breaths turned to growls. 

PHEWWW 😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨😮‍💨

Soft flesh he wanted to grip and bruise and scratch but he kept enough of himself to remember you were breakable. || Too new still for a lesson on pain. No, right, he was supposed to be offering you the new sensations of being seeded.

ILLEGAL! IT’S ILLEGAL HOW FUCKING HOT THIS IS

Voice and body back to normal, Alastor patted softly at your thighs, “Thoroughly fucked now, dear. I’d say your pesky virginity has been completely and utterly taken.”

I, TRULY, AM A FUCKING WRECK RN

The Big Part (2)

Part 1

Alastor x Recently deflowered fem reader

Alastor had said he saved something for the next night after taking your virginity, and after what felt like a month and more of waiting, the next night finally came. As did Alastor. Multiple times.

「warnings/promises: smut, p in v, creampie, demon Alastor, Alastor isn’t so nice tonight cuz he’s ready to bust a nut babe sorry, cervix hulk smashed, drooling, lotsa cum, sex with the lights on, pretzel reader, curiosity killed the pussy cat, dom Alastor, organs shifted, it’s 2am so my proofreading may be shit」

Part 2

The Big Part: Bigger and Wetter

minors dni pls thank you bbs

Were you a whore? Or one of those sex addicted nymphos?

Ever since Alastor slid out of you and left you alone you could still feel him. A phantom limb of sorts, nestled between your legs and sunk to the hilt.

Was that normal? You couldn’t be sure. Not that you could ask anyone. Once again, same dilemma, Husk would groan and shoo you away. Angel would just start describing all of the dicks he wished he still felt.

More pressing, somehow, was the fact Alastor had scheduled to return tonight. Same time. You had no idea what time you’d been shadow portalled into your room the previous night.

To be safe, you returned to your room as soon as nightfall came. What if he came and you hadn’t been there? What if he never came back at all?

Despite your best efforts, you hadn’t seen him since he, you buried your head in your hands to hide from no one, deflowered you. What a silly word. You’d be a mess of damp pedals and scattered pollen had you been a flower. 

Biology of plants aside, the word pollen brought to mind the ‘first’ you’d be treated to soon. You crossed your legs, the idea of making Alastor cum was exciting enough. But to feel it? You couldn’t imagine. 

But you wanted to. 

Scooting back onto the bed, you settled under the covers. Maybe that craving would be cured with a little imagination. With embarrassing speed, you slipped your hand into your pants and down to your core. You were already so wet just from thinking about Alastor. Nearly pathetic levels of aroused, panties soaked. Kicking off your pants and underwear, you let your fingers feel at your entrance for the first time since Alastor pulled out. You didn’t feel different to the touch. But there was a throbbing ache inside you.

Your nondominant hand snaked around your thigh. One finger, then two, you remembered his hips against your body. The way he told you to make yourself orgasm. 

It wasn’t enough. You managed a third finger. Your free hand came to your clit. He’d just been there. Less than 24 hours before, you and he occupied the same space.

The hunger didn’t ebb. It wasn’t the size, or the speed, your newly greedy cunt wanted someone. Maybe fingers would never again be enough to satisfy you. Had Alastor knowingly cursed you to a lifelong addiction? You could almost hear him, smirk in his voice, “Missing me that much already?”

Your hand flew from your body, pitched knees caving in. You thought your heart might squeeze through the confines of your ribs from fright. As you looked over the blanket, there stood Alastor leaning on his microphone. His eyes were sharp, moving from your face to your lap and back.

“It’s a little rude to start the festivities before all the guests have arrived.” His hand gripped the blanket and yanked it off of you and the bed entirely. Exposed, your hands came back down to hide yourself which only made the deer demon laugh. “Darling, what’s there to hide?”

His shadow slithered up the wall behind him, voice crackling as an old radio filter cut through, “I’ve done more than look at you already.”

That somehow didn’t make it any less embarrassing. More so, as you thought about it. He’d done so much more than look. Alastor had been inside you.

When you didn’t say anything, he put one knee onto your bed and leaned forward. He used his microphone to slot between your legs and spread them open, “Remove your hands.”

You didn’t immediately respond.

“Oh, sorry,” a glow from his eyes as his head tilted unnaturally, “I suppose I wasn’t clear. That wasn’t a request, dear. If we’re going to do this you’re going to have to do as you’re told.” The tone of his voice paired with his changing eyes made you tremble. Your hands slipped up your stomach as you let him take in the sight of your glistening lips, already wet from your lazy fingering. “Good girl.”

He watched you clench and you swore you saw him swallow hard in response. A hum, “I’ll save that for tomorrow. Now!” He clapped, microphone flashing out of existence, “I believe we have a date. A new first for the taking.”

He was particularly excited about this one. Taking your virginity was definitely an amusing trophy but the idea of seeding your still virginal womb brought a twisted smile to his face. First in life and death to mark you from the inside. 

Alastor had spent all day avoiding you. He was quite worried just the sight of your hips swaying as you moved down the hall would incite him to take hold and bend you over the nearest surface. He hadn’t had sex in quite a while before your offer, but this little advent calendar of firsts you had so easily agreed to was triggering unusual reactions from him. His mind was plagued with all the ways he could change you. All of the sounds you’d offer him exclusive first rights to enjoying. All of the little flashes of fear and embarrassment you’d display as he claimed new parts of your body with his own. 

Already hard and throbbing in his pants, he knew he wouldn’t last too long. But luckily he had every intention of drowning your pussy so that wouldn’t be an issue. 

You watched his half lidded eyes scan over your body, tongue swiping over his lips. A fox in the hen house.

“You’ve already prepared I see! How considerate.” He inched closer. One hand removing his belt and pulling his leaking cock out in a scene you were happy to repeat, his other hand came to your entrance. Three fingers pushed into you, longer and thicker than your own. Immediately your expression shifted from embarrassed to debauched. That burn of his stretch was reminding you of how much he opened you up the night before.

You hadn’t realized you’d closed your eyes until they popped open in response to an unexpected sound. A lusty sigh coming from Alastor, his hand gripping the base of his member tightly as he finger fucked you. Being unsure what he was doing didn’t stop you from gripping his fingers tighter. Did it feel good for him to hold so tightly at himself? You clamped down again, his fingers stilling. Finally his eyes left your lap to meet your stare, following your line of sight to his hand around his cock.

“Perhaps,” his fingers pulled out, “You aren’t the only one eager to continue yesterday’s games.”

Games. You wouldn’t call any of this a game. But you were happy to play along if it meant that ache would soon be calmed. 

A pick up in your heart rate as he began undressing.

“Why today? Why get naked today?” A sharp look made you shrink, “I’m not complaining just…curious.”

A roll of his eyes, “I don’t want to stain my pants.”

Your eyes closed, needing a moment to calm down. What did that mean. Stain? With what??

You’d seen porn before, you weren’t completely naive. How much exactly would he…you opened your eyes, his face close to yours.

Mind blank. Skull entirely hollow as a clawed finger traced down your cheek. Gentle. Uncharacteristically gentle. Frighteningly gentle.

His nose grazed yours, hand tilting your face slightly so his mouth could ghost over yours without hitting against your nose. His smile open and letting his hot breath roll over your lips and chin.

Your eyes screwed shut, gasping sharply as you were taken by surprise by his sudden and complete entrance into you. Alastor had gotten close to drink in your expression when he entered you. He bottomed out in one move, a soft slap of his body hitting into yours. His sharp and predatory expression softening with the feeling of you surrounding him entirely. He hadn’t expected to react that way so he had no time to try and steel against the pleasured response.

An honest and open moment between you both, before his usual unbothered demeanor returned. 

“Much easier than before, right, dear?”

You could almost feel his grin on your skin. The ache dulled but didn’t leave you. Without thinking your hips rolled against him, itching for the friction your body craved. 

Alastor was entirely taken aback. Whimpering virgin turned hungry doe. His hands came to your hips and held you still, genuinely making you whimper.

“Now now, you’re getting ahead of yourself.” his nails dug into your flesh. 

Hitched breath, clenching now around the firm but yielding length spreading you open at the center. His head fell down slightly as shadows grew up the walls. Little prongs stretching out before his hips pushed against you. No drawback, just a deeper press. Your delicate but hungry organ moved with his intrusion and pulled a gasp from you.

Black dripped from his lips as sharp teeth cut against his grin before his eyes came up to meet yours, “Do you want me to take more of your first experiences?”

Voice heavy as it hit the air between you, the murmur of a waiting audience crisp and distant behind his tone.

You nodded. Of course you did. After the previous night you were desperate to feel everything you’d been missing out on.

His hips rolled into yours, pushing your stomach up with his length.

A moan, delayed as your senses were struggling to understand the still novel sensations. 

“Say it.”

Not a request. 

“I want you-.”

“Alastor.”

“I want you, Alastor, to take more firsts.”

His hips rolled again, that infamous grin reaching his ears. “Use your manners, my little doe.”

Another involuntary spasm around him, “Please.”

As if he was prepared for your answer, because he was, because he knew there was no other answer, his body was ready with a snap of his hips. “Perhaps I was too accommodating last night?” Another languid and punishing roll of his hips that started at his chest, allowing his entire length to slip out of you before just as easily pushing back in. Your eyes slid shut, mind fractured as it focused on the claws pressing into your flesh, on the still slight burn of your opening stretching at his widest part, at his voice making your body shiver. 

A tiny part of you thought you may actually die if he didn’t pick up the pace. 

He considered trying to keep his release at bay, but knew he’d have time to enjoy you as many times as he wanted. Your unspoken wish granted, his speed jumping from lazy and considered to determined and frantic. The warmth you provided, the slick wetness he coaxed out of you, all of it was thickening the fog of his mind. Finding an even rhythm to pull back the tension of his orgasm, you found yourself scrambling under him. The goal was definitely different now than the prior night, and as your eyes opened you could see he had clenched his shut. You knew what was coming, and though you weren’t actively trying to cum you still found a building pressure in your gut.

When your legs began to kick up to make some distance between his cock and your cervix, the pace so deep and rushed your body was feeling overstimulated already, his hands grabbed both ankles and pressed them as far up as your muscles could stretch. Your knees nearly pressed into your shoulders, raptured groans escaping you when you could feel all you’d done was allow him deeper access to you.

“Al-ah!” His name was too long, much like the other part of him choking you up now. Helpless to stop it, panicked by the feeling, you felt tears forming as your orgasm was truly forced out of you. You saw white as you trembled, crying out little pleas for him to let up the stimulation but he wasn’t listening anymore. His ears were pressed to his skull and ringing, heartbeat pounding in his head and down his cock.

What a help you were, squeezing him like your body needed his release as badly as he wanted to give it. You felt the heat of his seed filling you before his hips slowed, not stopping but pulling out more and more with every thrust until he was finishing on your lower lips.

His clawed thumb wiped the dripping liquid up and down your folds. Dirty. But dirtied by him, before anyone else. Alastor watched the way your hole twitched and wanted to devour you.

A moment finally of relief for your nerves, you tried to stop the way your pussy was twitching and working his cum deeper inside. You were surprised how hot you found it, a strange swelling of your pride at your body making him cum and a deep satisfaction at feeling that warm liquid coating your walls. Oh no, another addiction? Something else your fingers could never do…

You felt sleepy, emotionally rocked and physically spent, you sighed dramatically, “Alastor-,”

His other hand released your ankle but instead of pulling away, he gripped your hips and rolled you to your stomach.

A second of panicked confusion. “What are you doing?” You lifted yourself up on your elbows and looked back. Wide and creaking antlers loomed over you, eyes black and pupils red looking straight through you. Hungry. 

Something possessed you, not quite fear. Something even more base than that took in the demonic Alastor and felt compelled to raise your hips. “Alastor?” A little purposeful clenching, semen slipping past your still untouched clit and dribbling down your thighs and stomach as your head lowered back to the bed. 

Following an order you hadn’t been given yet was easy when his eyes were locked on your core. You whined, a new position meant a new angle so you held tightly to one of your pillows in anticipation.  

Your face pressed into the pillow as his body rubbed against yours. The hands on your thighs scratching upwards, “Words, sweetheart.” Deeper than before, scratchy and strained.

Biting your lip you considered just spontaneously combusting and turning to ash, but you wanted to feel more, you needed to see what else he could offer. Curiosity, pussy cats, a joke you couldn’t find the functioning neurons to piece together as you struggled to squeak out, “Are you done, Alastor? Or, I can k-keep going.” The heat of your blush threatened to follow through with the combustion, face burning with embarrassment for saying something so needy.

He knew you could. Lubed and softened, Alastor’s dick pressed into you and sank in with ease. That was the only response you received. Your body, for the first time ever, felt like it was made to take him. Everything felt swollen and sensitive as his still hard member pulled and pushed at your walls. The kind of sounds people paid to hear were filling the room, your moans long and deep now. The wet slap of his balls against your pussy sounded so sharp against the rounded breaths you seemed to sigh out.

Despite his sudden increase in size, your body gave way easily. Rutting into you, Alastor felt like a lesser creature. How rarely he dropped the more complicated facets of being an overlord and just let the demon in him dictate his moves. You were a different feast entirely to the lowly shark sinners he so easily took apart some time ago. A different kind hunger being satiated and stoked again in a lustful cycle. 

It felt like you were molded to him, forgetting his shape and learning it anew every time he buried himself into you. Looking down through the sharp contrast his demon form offered he could see himself being taken in deeper than before. He regretted suddenly not looking for the bulge he surely made earlier in your stomach as he had the night before. 

Your body had bones, you were sure of it, but you collapsed like jelly into the mattress. Alastor’s hips followed yours down, never missing a beat as he continued a bruising force. Your mind was swimming as your brain was 80% pleasure reception and 20% breathing deep enough to stay conscious. Heart beat dictated by the pitch of his breath. 

Drool soaked into your pillow, cum dripping down onto your blankets. Sweat slick body rocking into the bed as you felt a pulse at your clit. The electricity a response to your thoughts, your realization you were a cocksleeve for the cruelest overlord in recent memory. Was this an achievement? It felt like one. Another, louder moan from you as his breaths turned to growls. 

The blankets were ripped as his clawed hands balled into fists around you. 

What an education you were receiving. What a thorough teacher Alastor was for you. Your body already responding so well to your new lessons.

A daring move that got you scolded earlier but you pushed your ass back up into his body to greet him. This time Alastor was happy for it, the softness of your ass shaking as he humped down into your wet heat. Soft flesh he wanted to grip and bruise and scratch but he kept enough of himself to remember you were breakable. 

Too new still for a lesson on pain. No, right, he was supposed to be offering you the new sensations of being seeded.

Your hips were fucked off the bed as his speed quickened, your back bending uncomfortably.�� You bit into the corner of the pillow, needing to do something with the static ricocheting inside your body. A flicker of the lights you had forgotten were still on was the only warning before both of his hands came to press between your shoulders and pin you down. A set of three thrusts, each deeper than the last as he came a second time. 

Your legs kicked up again, hitting lightly at the back of his legs as he reached a new depth, twinge of pain deep in your center as he pressed.

With a sigh, all of the air left your lungs. His hands slid down your back with a tickle, holding your cheeks open so he could watch himself pull out of you entirely.

Voice and body back to normal, Alastor patted softly at your thighs, “Thoroughly fucked now, dear. I’d say your pesky virginity has been completely and utterly taken.”

You couldn’t reply, brain going quiet as a blissed out sleep creeped up your spine.

“Happy to be of service, do come find me when you’re ready for my help again.” Was all you heard before his laugh was fading away. Either into the darkness of your dreams or into his own shadow, you couldn’t be sure. You were out cold before that laughter went quiet. 

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‘Bucky Barnes x Girlfriend's Dad Steve’

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OMG OMG OMG

This is SUCH a secret kink of mine and you’re writing itttt?????

🫠🫠🫠🥵🥵 💦 🚬

Oh god, okay so @thiccbuckybarnesfic and I had this whole idea for a fic and had some written out and a whole outline for the Silver Steve Bang but then life happened (and the beans came around lol) and we decided to drop and move on from it. BUT wow bringing it back for Kinktober! With Cass' permission I'm going to try to bring this blubbering stammering boy toy Bucky and big intimidating girlfriend's dad Daddy man Steve to life!