#manitoba colleges

[iced-bees]

if i was living my ideal life according to 13 year old me i'd be in a qpr and sharing an apartment in vancouver

[anachronistic-falsehood]

ok fuck it. trigun polycule roadtrip fic is happening. livio is part of the polycule because fuck u he's my babygirl and i think he should be there. they are not roadtripping thru america NO!! they're canadian bc i am canadian and i said so. meryl's from BC and milly lived in alberta or some shit with her big ass family and wolfwood and livio are from conservative small town saskatchewan. vash is quebecois but he's not an asshole about it even tho knives is an asshole about it. they all met up bc they went to university in calgary. they're roadtripping from meryl's family's house to vash's for summer holidays BC TO QUEBEC BABEY!!! do u see my vision

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Excel in Mobile App Development Training

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The mobile app industry has witnessed exponential growth in the last decade. With the rise of smartphones and the increasing reliance on mobile devices for everyday tasks, the demand for mobile app developers is on the rise. Businesses and organizations across various sectors are seeking to provide services through mobile platforms, which has led to a surge in employment opportunities for skilled developers.

According to a report by Statista, there are currently over 3.5 million apps available on the Google Play Store and over 2.2 million apps available on the Apple App Store. In addition to these staggering numbers, the app economy is also driving job creation and entrepreneurship. As technology continues to advance, the demand for innovative and well-designed apps will only continue to grow, solidifying the need for mobile app development skills.

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The Benefits of Taking a Mobile App Development Course

Mobile App Development Training and Certification

ABM College's Mobile App Development Online Course provides students with the training and certification they need to enter the workforce as a skilled mobile app developer. Our comprehensive curriculum covers all aspects of mobile app development, including app design, coding, testing, and deployment. Through hands-on projects and real-world scenarios, students gain practical experience that is directly applicable to their future careers.

Upon completion of the course, students will receive a Mobile App Development Training and Certification from ABM College, a recognized leader in career-focused education. This certification will give students credibility in the job market and can be a significant advantage when applying for positions or freelance opportunities.

Diploma in Mobile App Development

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Upon completion of our Mobile App Development Online Course, students will receive a Diploma in App Development and a Diploma in Mobile App Development. These diplomas serve as proof of the skills and knowledge gained from the course and can be used to showcase your qualifications to potential employers. They represent a formal recognition of the student's commitment and expertise in the field of mobile app development.

The diplomas not only demonstrate a foundational understanding of app development concepts but also signal to employers that the holder is capable of handling the complexities of real-world app design and creation. Graduates can confidently enter the job market knowing that their credentials are backed by a reputable educational institution.

Flexible Online Learning

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At ABM College, we understand that our students have busy schedules and may not be able to attend traditional in-person classes. That's why our Mobile App Development Online Course is designed to be completed entirely online, allowing students to learn at their own pace and from the comfort of their own home. The flexibility of online learning is ideal for students who are balancing other commitments, such as work or family.

Our online learning platform also includes interactive elements such as coding exercises and quizzes to ensure students are engaged and retaining the information they are learning. The course also offers support from instructors and peers through discussion boards and chat rooms, creating a comprehensive learning environment that encourages collaboration and networking.

What Will You Learn in Our Mobile App Development Course?

Mobile App Design

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Our Mobile App Development Online Course covers all aspects of app design, including user interface (UI) and user experience (UX) design. Students will learn how to create visually appealing and user-friendly mobile apps that stand out in the crowded app marketplace. Topics such as color theory, typography, and layout are discussed in-depth to provide a robust foundation in design principles.

Understanding the importance of UI/UX in app development is crucial for creating apps that not only look good but also provide a seamless and intuitive experience for the user. Throughout the course, students will have the opportunity to work on design projects that simulate real-world challenges and receive feedback to refine their skills.

Coding for Mobile Apps

Our course also focuses on coding for mobile apps, including the use of popular programming languages such as Kotlin and Swift. Students will learn how to write code from scratch and how to troubleshoot and debug any issues that may arise. Emphasis is placed on writing clean, efficient code that adheres to industry standards and best practices.

In addition to learning programming languages, students will also become familiar with development environments and tools that are essential for building and maintaining mobile applications. By the end of the course, students will have a portfolio of coded apps that they can showcase to potential employers or clients.

Testing and Deployment

No mobile app is complete without proper testing and deployment. Our course teaches students how to thoroughly test their apps for bugs and errors and how to properly deploy them to the app store for users to download and use. Testing methodologies such as unit testing, integration testing, and user acceptance testing are covered to ensure that students can deliver high-quality apps.

Deployment strategies, including beta testing and phased rollouts, are also discussed to prepare students for the final steps of app development. Students learn the importance of continuous integration and continuous deployment (CI/CD) practices to streamline the development process and quickly deliver updates to users.

Business Skills for Mobile App Development

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In addition to technical skills, our Mobile App Development Online Course also covers important business skills for success in the field. Students will learn about market research, budgeting, and project management for mobile app development. Understanding the business context of app development is essential for making strategic decisions and ensuring the viability of app projects.

Entrepreneurial skills such as pitching ideas, negotiating contracts, and marketing apps are also included in the curriculum. These skills equip students to either join established companies or pursue independent app development ventures with confidence.

Why Choose ABM College for Your Mobile App Development Training?

ABM College has a proven track record of providing quality education and career-focused training to students. Our Mobile App Development Online Course is taught by industry professionals with years of experience in the field, ensuring students receive relevant and up-to-date instruction. The instructors bring a wealth of knowledge and insights from their own careers to the classroom, offering students a glimpse into the practical realities of the industry.

In addition, our course is designed to provide students with hands-on experience through coding exercises, projects, and real-world simulations. This practical experience will give students a competitive edge in the job market and prepare them for success in their future careers. By working on actual app development projects, students can apply what they've learned in a controlled environment, allowing them to refine their skills before entering the workforce.

Who Is This Course For?

The Students of New Brunswick and Manitoba

While our Mobile App Development Online Course is open to students from all over Canada, it is specifically designed for students from New Brunswick and Manitoba. We understand the unique needs and challenges faced by students in these provinces and have tailored our course to meet those needs. With a focus on accessibility and flexibility, ABM College is committed to providing quality education to students regardless of their geographic location.

The course structure takes into account the different time zones and regional job markets of New Brunswick and Manitoba, ensuring that students receive a learning experience that is relevant to their local context. By offering targeted support and resources, we aim to empower students in these provinces to achieve their career goals in the field of mobile app development.

Take the First Step Towards a Rewarding Career in Mobile App Development

Are you ready to start your journey towards becoming a skilled mobile app developer? Enroll in ABM College's Mobile App Development Online Course today and gain the digital skills needed for success in this growing field. With our flexible online learning, comprehensive curriculum, and experienced instructors, you'll be on your way to a successful career in no time. Don't wait, enroll now!

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Antoine Samuel Predock, FAIA (June 24, 1936 – March 2, 2024)

Mr Predock was an American architect based in Albuquerque, New Mexico. He was the principal of Antoine Predock Architect PC, the studio he founded in 1967.

Mr Predock first gained national attention with the La Luz community in Albuquerque, New Mexico. The first national design competition he won was held by the Nelson Fine Arts Center at Arizona State University.

Mr Predock's work includes the Turtle Creek House, built in 1993 for bird enthusiasts along a prehistoric trail in Texas, the Tang Teaching Museum and Art Gallery at Skidmore College, and a new ballpark for the San Diego Padres, the Petco Park. He also worked on international sites such as the National Palace Museum Southern Branch in Southern Taiwan and the Canadian Museum for Human Rights in Winnipeg, Manitoba.

Canadian Museum for Human Rights, Winnipeg, Manitoba.

[hiskillingjar]

do you have any general headcanons for law like you do strade? 👉👈 i loved your teen law post.........

i don't know how much of this is Actually Canon cus the wiki got nuked but yeah sure

born in 1991

undiagnosed autism, ocd and Severe Depression

nb agender that more often than not manifests as transfemininity

was debilitatingly jealous of his sisters (twins, younger than him by barely a year) which resulted in intrusive thoughts. they interpreted as sexual feelings but it was The Dysphoria, Baby

grew up in manitoba, on the cusp of city living and rural living. their childhood house was in the woods but they attended a public high school close to the city

dad was a hunter/mill worker, mom was from quebec and taught elementary school french (law knows a little but not a lot)

had an early fascination with death, initially obsessed with dead animals and taxidermy and growing into a fixation on goresites and irl gore. gradually got desensitised to death as a concept as a result

had a. mild interest in true crime through high school especially and briefly entertained the idea of bringing a gun to school

14 in 2005 so literally the prime time to be emo

put a blue streak in their bangs (sharpie, their dad threatened to cut it off if they did anything permanent) and cut themselves to morrissey and depeche mode

wore a lot of black after dying all their comfy clothes with a dylon pod, but they didn't go much further than that

moved out/was kicked out after both their sisters went to college and their dad "playfully" threatened to shoot them ("out back like a damn dog") if they didn't do something with their life (since they went full NEET after graduating high school)

left in the middle of the night and never looked back, never kept in contact with their parents, lily found their facebook but they don't talk like. at all lol

worked at the same factory and lived in the same apartment (cheap cus of the mould) for seven years :) it's fine :)

[thebearme]

OH WAIT MY DUMBASS FORGOT TO ALSO ASK BTW IF YOU HAVE ANY HEADCANONS ON CAMERON OR GWEN

Imma just gonna start with Cam first, and let me just tell you Cameron I projected the most on because even after my "ihatehim no ilovehim" phase so idk maybe some of this could be out of character srry.

I imagine Cameron is south African, particularly Zimbabwean.

His a walking nerd emoji.

The only pass time Cam had was to draw bugs. So he's REALLY GOOD at drawing bugs. Only bugs. Everything else looks like it's from the diary of a wimpy kid.

Cam not that keen of physical touch but slowly getting used to it cuz of Mike. Mike also trying to remember that everyone is open on surprise hugs.

Idk why but with Zoey and Cam's relationship I just think of Carly and Freddie but without the crush.

Gwen and Cam would have art trades together.

Cam got the dryess hands in existence because of the amount of hand sanitizer he uses. OCD GAND RISE UP!

Im saying this now but Cam and B would TOTALLY VIBE TOGETHER!! i just don't know their intentions are yet so dont ask..

Lightning and Cam would have hangout if not for the cheating thing.

Duncan once asked Cam if he can draw a mural of his pet spider Scruffy.

Sam would take it as his personal duty to teach Cam in the way of being a gamer. By teaching him the Zelda timeline and the lore of FNAF. May god rest Cam soul after that.

Cam doesn't not do well with the more active people in Mike's system like Svetlana and Manitoba. They try to be gentle with him but they just don't know their strengths and Manitoba canonically eats dirt so there's only so much they can hangout.

Vito doesn't vibe with nerds but he does occasional try to back him up if he's getting bullied. ONLY if Vito himself isn't bullying Cam.

Cameron actually has the best relationship with Chester. He loves hearing history and old facts and Chester loves the excuse to chat someone's ears off.

Mal and Cam have more of a neutral relationship with each other but I can definitely see Mal thinking his just some weakling nerd until Cam shows him he knows how to make the Demon core.

Cam and Mike started a hate Scott club. Although Cam feels alil bad about, he tends to be reminded of why they started this club every time they go back to their cabin.

Cam once witnessed Scott use the bathroom without washing his hands. And never liked him since.

There was one time between season, Mike, Cam and Zoey were going on a little road trip. Z & M both ask what song should they play next? Cam said he doesn't know any songs so maybe just play the Ice cream truck theme. And that's when they find out HOW sheltered this boy is.

I would get into the nitty gritty but Cam's mom is NOT a good mom. Zoey and Mike have beef with her (Zoey trys to have the benefit of the doubt and said she just too over protective while Mike legit DONT like her.)

They both make sure that Cam gets as much outside time as possible and learn to have a life outside of his house.

When Cam goes to college is going aboard as an entomologist.

When Cameron first came on TD he didn't know what to wear because obviously he's never been outside so it a mixture of hot and cold clothes. Bro don't know fashion but it's his outfit changes in All Stars.

He's wearing a puffer jacket because it reminds him of a sleeping bag and makes him cozy + it has a cooling system inside thanks to B.

[allthecanadianpolitics]

Instructors and other staff at two of Manitoba’s largest colleges have voted in favour of taking strike action.

Manitoba Government and General Employees’ Union (MGEU) members at Red River College Polytech (RRC) and Assiniboine Community College (ACC) gave the union “a strong strike mandate” over three days of voting, the union announced Friday.

“Our members work hard to provide students with the very best education they can, but they have been struggling. Instructors and other support staff at the colleges are amongst the lowest paid in the country. Recruitment and retention is a huge issue,” said MGEU president Kyle Ross in a release.

“It’s unfair for our members and the students. It’s time for our members to catch up and keep up.” [...]

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Tagging: @politicsofcanada

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@stitchedgrave tagged me in another tag game thank u <3 we are united in the struggle of dealing with college bureaucracy nonsense it seems.

im tagging @unfading-scrutiny @r0ttdweller @cherubgore @laceandgore @cannibaldotcom n sorry i am stoned out of it so if i forgot anyone i apologize

LAST SONG I LISTENED TO: Lithium- Devonshire Mix by Nirvana. idk what it is about the Devonshire Mix of Nevermind but it hits different. Except In Bloom, i like the final mix of that one because it feels like having my hair blown back by a strong wind.

FAVOURITE PLACE: In Canada, Manitoba. Specifically Lockport, hence why i have dragged the innocent municipality of St. Clements into depravity. But its so pretty to me and its so peaceful, and Half Moon Diner is there. i got to bring my boyfriend there when we visited my family.

In Ireland, Belfast. i love the north as a whole but Belfast is just. sublime. the way it smells in the morning during springtime. ugh.

FAVOURITE BOOK: The Exorcist by William Peter Blatty. its just good like idk what to tell you.

CURRENTLY READING: My Dark Vanessa by Katie Elizabeth Russell. usually im not the biggest fan of first person narration (but even thats more to do with writing than reading) but im LOVING it.

FAVOURITE TV SHOW: Honestly probably Blackadder. my dad took my education in film and television as seriously as my mom took jesus, and so he showed it to me when i was like 6. the episode with the boobs. it was great and its been a comfort show ever since. i am also a ride or die Hannibal girlie

FAVOURITE FOOD: my boyfriends' butter chicken. every time he makes it i die and am reborn. he tells me the bits where the chicken skin is burnt is what peanut butter tastes like (i have allergies)

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Organizations To Help Indigenous People

I've been reblogging three separate posts for a while now and I thought I'd combine them all into one for maximum ease. Please reblog this list and help these organizations if you can!

Warrior Women Project

Sitting Bull College

First Nations COVID-19 Response Fund

The Redhawk Native American Art Council

Partnership With Native Americans

Native American Heritage Association

National Indigenous Women's Resource Center

Indigenous Women Rising (abortion access fund)

Indian Residential School Survivor’s Society

Stop Line 3

Honor The Earth

The Lakota People’s Law Project

Amazon Frontlines

‘Āina Momona

The Native Wellness Institute

The Native Americans Rights Fund

National Centre for Truth and Reconciliation/University of Manitoba

First Nations Child & Family Caring Society

Native Women's Association of Canada

Indspire

Mi'kmaw Native Friendship Centre

Micmac Benevolent Society

Mawita'mk

Advancing Indigenous People In STEM

Community Outreach and Patient Empowerment

The Association on American Indian Affairs

First Nations Development Institute

American Indian College Fund

Din�� Citizens Against Ruining Our Environment (CARE)

Hopa Mountain

Indigenous Values Initiative

Native American Disability Law Center

People’s Partner for Community Development 

If anyone has links to other organizations that help indigenous people, please feel free to add them!

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Elevate Your Digital Skills at ABM College

Are you looking to start a career in web development? Look no further than ABM College's Web Development Diploma Program, now available online at our Calgary campus for students from New Brunswick and Manitoba. This comprehensive program will equip you with the necessary skills to succeed in the fast-paced world of web development. In this article, we will discuss the benefits of enrolling in our program and how it can help you develop the programming and digital skills needed for a successful career in web development.

Why Choose ABM College?

At ABM College, we pride ourselves on providing quality education and training to our students. Our Web Development Diploma Program is designed to give students a well-rounded education in all aspects of web development, including programming, design, and project management. Our experienced instructors have real-world experience in the industry and are dedicated to helping students succeed in their chosen career path.

Comprehensive Curriculum

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Our Web Development Diploma Program covers a wide range of topics to ensure that students have a strong foundation in all aspects of web development. From HTML and CSS to JavaScript and PHP, our program covers all the essential programming languages and tools used in the industry. Students will also learn about web design principles, user experience, and project management, giving them a well-rounded skill set that is highly sought after by employers.

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15 questions and definitely not 15 mutuals

I know I was tagged in this multiple times but none of them are showing up in my mentions so thank you guys <3 @adevotedreader is the only one showing up so you get a tag

1. Are you named after anyone?

yep 👍

2. When was the last time you cried?

I have no idea, I come close to crying sometimes (watching when harry met sally) but its been months since ive actually cried

3. Do you have kids?

nope

4. What sports do you play/have played?

I dont play any right now but I played soccer as a kid and badminton from grade 5-8 (I played like every sport from grade 5-8 because of gym class but I dont think I need to say that?), I really wanna play baseball and tennis so hopefully ill be able to in college

5. Do you use sarcasm?

on occasion

6. What's the first thing you notice about people?

usually their hair or their eyes

7. What's your eye color?

fanfic green orbs

8. Scary movies or happy endings?

happy endings <3

9. Any talents?

art ig? im decent at video games but I wouldn't really call that a talent. I play guitar and bass and I learn tabs super quick, theres some songs that take like a day to learn but im good at memorizing tabs, im also really good at math but I will forget literally every formula I have ever learned if you put a test in front of me

10. Where were you born?

Manitoba baby!!!

11. What are your hobbies?

drawing, painting, reading, video games, working out, guitar and bass, running and hiking (in the summer its cold and wet now 😔), also dirt biking but its been a while cause my ears are still healing and I can't wear a helmet

12. Do you have any pets?

a doggy!

13. How tall are you?

like 5'5

14. Favorite subject in school?

history!! I also liked math (cringe ik), photography, art and band was okay but I really just liked jazz band cause it was me and two of my friends complaining in the back row the whole class, but history was definitely my fav I am liking physics so far too but its an online class so I kinda wanna kill myself

15. Dream job?

pilot!!!! ideally a fighter pilot but id love to fly any military plane, or anything to do with aerial firefighting or aerobatics would be really cool too, id like to do one of or both of those after a military career if I can :)

I don't know who's already been tagged so apologies if you have been already (or haven't cause I thought I saw you do it 😬), @alygatorcrocodile @airlocksandaviaries @agentfaust @malewifebillcage @tropical-fruit-mx and anyone else just pretend I tagged you

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community anon here. don’t understand what you’re saying in the first part. but u missed the part where i said i don’t know them, i’ve only met his sister once and mom a few times. if they remembered anything other than “so and so’s daughters friend” i’d be shocked. i also missed the part where i said i’m not talking about his sisters. if you’re the same person you were in high school that’s probably cause you’re still in it or barely out. they’re normal people. when u find their public burner where they post shitty content like nolan, lmk.

his parents social media’s are public and disgusting. why do his sisters need to be responsible for how their brother turned out when clearly they at least have the smarts to keep those kinds of beliefs, if they even have them, private. and get college degrees unlike your man’s!

none of this was about ‘exposing his family’. the ‘community note’ someone made an uneducation generalization about the place i came from, a generalization that allows idiots like nolan to use the ‘dumb hick from manitoba’ excuse as a reason to hate on outsiders who look down on them. a generalization that continues to tell boys the rest of the world already thinks you’re a dumbass so you don’t have to try in school, just put everything into the sport that you love—who cares if you have several concussions by the time you’re a preteen.

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[spine-buster]

Me 2 months ago: who’s kenny omega ? What is wrestling ?

Me last week: Kenny Omega born Tyson Smith on October 16th, 1983 from Winnipeg Manitoba Canada raised in the suburb of Transcona. Played lots of sports but mostly hockey where he played goalie and had a scholarship for college to a school in the states but decided wrestling was what he truly wanted to do. hmmm interesting dude

Me currently: HES GOT REAL CURLY HAIR AND ICY BLUE EYES AND HE LOVES VIDEO GAMES ESPECIALLY STREET FIGHTER AND HE LOOOOOVEEEESSSS CATS AND EVEN HAS ONE NAMED DOBBY ALONG WITH PLENTY OF OTHER ANIMALS BACK IN CANADA AND HES LIKE REALLY REALLY GOOD AT BEING AWKWARD AND DID I MENTION HES CONSIDERED ONE OF THE BEST IN THE WORLD AND ONE OF HIS MATCHES IS CONSIDERED THE BEST IN HISTORY AND TSN IN CANADA EVEN HAD TO MAKE A DOCUMENTARY ABOUT HIM AND HES SUPER PRIVATE BECAUSE PEOPLE CAN BE WEIRD AND MEAN BUT EVEN THEN HES ALWAYS NICE AND OH YEAH HE HAS A DOG NAME DBRSD WHO HE USED TO ALWAYS POST YEARLY UPDATES ABOUT

GIRL WELCOME TO THE MF CLUB WE SERVING BUTTER TARTS

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I feel like as a drag queen, I should share a somewhat recent story of how I almost made a big mistake. Because I think it holds some relevance to recent and ongoing conversations about drag in childrens’ spaces, and “age appropriate” performances.

The long and short of it is that I misread the venue for an event, and planned two very raunchy numbers for a gig. I thought we were set to perform at a bar where I’ve helped to host bingos before, but we were actually at an all ages outdoor stage for a street festival. I was intending on doing a big old “dance fucker dance” to a crowd of 20 somethings, and instead saw we were going to be performing for a lot of 10-16 year olds.

Know what I did?

I spoke with the organizer and DJ about my music. I hadn’t prepared a backup officially, but I asked what songs the tech folks had access to, and we made it work. I did two songs I wasn’t prepared for, with slightly mismatched clothes to the vibe (goth rock look for an ABBA song). I was prepared, if the situation demanded, to not perform. I wanted to help put on a good show, but I also knew I had made a mistake and was willing to re-construct our slot and do what I needed to so folks got the show they thought they were in for.

At the end of the day, the venue mixup was my fault. I was helping to coordinate the booking, and was still fairly new to the process. I was handling organizing a lot of gigs for my friends and coworkers, and information got missed. However. We had an understanding with the producers of the show and with each other that we choose music to fit the audience and vibe of the show, to the best of our abilities and knowledge. And I’m lucky enough to have worked with such flexible and compassionate people.

So on the topic of Drag Queen Story Time (or as it’s called with WPL branches where I am, Read By Queens) and all ages events —> we know how to behave. We understand nuance and tone. A lot of us have kids, or work with kids, but at the very least we know when to tone down the raunchy humour. We know how to have mature and honest conversations about our identities as well, and how to adjust the content and tone for the audience we have. Ive been doing drag for almost 4 years. I’ve done a lot of all ages events. I’ve also worked a lot at bars. Nothing exists in a vacuum. We’re all people, drag artists just wear significantly more clown makeup than your standard party princess or travelling improv theatre troupe.

Anyways this is me at the last two drag story time events I did at Red River College (left) and Little Brown Jug (right).

These are from an all ages outdoor event with Manitoba Underground Opera where I got to lip sync to live music and the singers incorporated the audience into some of the pieces.

I love being able to do this. I love being able to talk about this. I truly wish I had had access to drag when I was a young queer kid growing up.