#marcusbrutus

[loadednachosao3]

what I make is WILDLY inconsistent from month to month, which is inconvenient, so it needs to be planned around. I could make $600 or $8k depending on the customers, my health, whether or not I made any content for passive sales recently... my average when you take into account my best customer is about $200/hr, but if I were to just talk to a rando on the phone instead of fucking around with my whale, my rate has me earning about $120/hr. that doesn't include anything extra, like tributes (tips, basically), content buys, or things like that.

that also doesn't mean I WILL make that much just by being signed on. I could wait for hours for a 2-minute call, or I could talk for 3 hours to the same guy and rake in bank. it all depends.

for me, with the niches I've picked, it comes pretty naturally. I've always been a very sexual person, so this career progression wasn't too difficult for me! the hardest part is making sure at the start to learn all the common scams so you can stop yourself from falling for them.

and BOUNDARIES! especially for people who have been socialized not to "rock the boat," it can be difficult to enforce them at first. but you need to be able to do that in this business! even if you market as submissive, stand firm!

but as far as the actual work goes... some guys are more difficult than others because their kinks aren't as familiar to me, or they're really picky, or I need to be tuned the fuck in the entire time... usually though, it's a lot of being mean, laughing at their tiny dicks, and taunting them with my body, which is easy peasy by now!

ok, I guess I lied a bit... when you're independent, there's also the matter of things like marketing, graphic design, audiovisual editing... the clerical work is a SLOG! so be aware if you try to go into it that that's what you're in for. it's a job like any other, so it's not a total breeze!

TAXES TOO!! you have to do them on your own, or get a sex worker-friendly accountant (lots will turn you down if you do 18+ work). so set aside 30% for that (or however much for your area)!

as for its similarities to 1-800-SALAMANCA, I actually based a lot of the content off of my real experiences! I modeled early Nacho off of some of my most annoying customers, lmao. the stubbornness, the hanging up without saying bye, the "you're the Dom, aren't you supposed to tell me my own kinks without me giving you any info???" bullshit, deleting and remaking the account... a little bit of a vent story there, LOL!

now, I don't have as glamorous a career as Lalo, nor do I have nearly as many finsubs. but I've done my fair share of findom before, so Lalo's personality is sort of a mixture of my persona and how I'd imagine him as a character to act! also, the site they use is named the way it is because it's a parody of the site I mainly work on, lmao. but with improved functionality.

I got into it because I had health issues that caused me to quit my vanilla job. I tried to be a freelance writer for a while... what a mistake! I should have gotten right into sex work, then maybe I wouldn't have had to piss through all my savings. I just figured, I like sex, camgirls make money, I'm hot... why not?

alas, camming was a LOT more work than I was expecting, especially with a physical disability! I found out through camming that phone sex was still a thing, and got into that instead. whew! much better! I also create content to sell on several sites. that's good for passive income, which is great on bad days!

as for whether I'd recommend it... I'd say yes, but with caveats. you have to be a certain type of person: firm with boundaries, decently creative, strong stomach, resilient to negative comments and insults directed toward both your body and personality, strong sense of marketing and design (or willing to learn), and the drive to keep going even when it's slow.

what you do NOT have to be: conventionally attractive, allosexual, a nymphomaniac, non-monogamous, white, skinny, cis, big-boobed, attracted to men, completely confident with your body, a total master of everything, into every kink. of course, having some or all of these things will certainly help you (hello privilege), but ANYONE of any sex, gender, color or creed can do this! trust me: there are men attracted to EVERY type of person. and they WILL pay to get what they want (your attention/content).

so I'd say go for it if you think you'd like it, but DO. YOUR. RESEARCH. FIRST! lots of it! you're NOT going to make it big selling feet pics on onlyfans as a total newbie. you CAN make a decent (or amazing) living off of it if you have dedication, creativity, patience, and time, though!

thanks for the thorough questions! let me know if you guys have more!

[skeleton-richard]

@marcusbrutus and I are in a severe boop battle

[gravytoons]

Drew @marcusbrutus’s Better Call Saul OC Alice because it’s her birthday today!!!

[queercodex]

aesthetic tag game!

i'm starting a new post because this one was getting a bit long and long posts annoy me but this was too fun to pass up SO without further ado:

search "(your name)core" on pinterest, post 6 pictures, and tag 6 people

thanks for the tag @opheliauniverse and @yourlocaldisneyvillain !

i'll tag @nebylitsa @incorrectopinionhaver @aro-manita-muscaria @marcusbrutus @sharpestlives @patriphagy (no pressure!)

[bonbongiveshell]

I am compiling a photo album bc remembering things is difficult for me so if we are friends and you are comfortable, pls dm me a picture!!!! Even if we haven't spoken in a while, I probably still consider you a friend and I would rly appreciate it. I'm gonna tag some people I don't already have pictures of but even if I don't tag you you should still send me a picture

@austrelle @battlinkat @marcusbrutus @emayas-born-to-troll-history @notsoheadless @angryrivaini @evenstarfalling @ijustrealizedi

@dollydancer

[ruchalus]

To the 3 followers that actually like/reblog junk I post...

I present to you.... THIS! THE FORBIDDEN GOLDEN AVOCADO!!!

@theitalianmafia @themandressedasabat @marcusbrutus

This potentially cursed artifact is yours to split amongst yourselves or to fight over each other in combat where only the strongest will survive. Thank you for reblogging my stuff and giving me the mild joy of clicking the activity window.

[starbuck]

what post r ppl leaving those tags on?!?

it’s an ofm.d post where i go over Izzy’s death foreshadowing… idek why people are reblogging it now bc i made it back when there were only eight episodes out, so it’s totally out of date, but there it is…

And like. tbf, rereading it, i guess my position isn’t ENTIRELY clear, but my thing is that i LOVE death foreshadowing and when characters i like have symbolically meaningful deaths, NOT that i hate him and was wishing death upon him, as these people are.

So it’s like. I see where they’re getting that from, and they’re absolutely entitled to their own opinions, but that is just very much NOT where i was coming from and really annoying to see in my notes with no way to block it out without just deleting the post (which i don’t wanna do bc i’m still proud of it, even if it’s out of date now).

And I know it’s not news that that fandom is a trash fire, but it was soooooooo much smaller and chiller when i made that post… it really just felt like me and my Boat Mutuals back then… And as soon as the fandom started getting big and toxic, i disengaged altogether and just enjoyed it with my friends for a bit until it lost its shine and we all moved on. I’m sure i’ll enjoy s2 with my friends again when it comes out, but the larger fandom doesn’t exist to me and i’ll probably do some mass-blocking ahead of s2 coming out, just to be safe bc, just from this tiny interaction, i’m tired of it.

@marcusbrutus - tagging you since you also asked what fandom it was about.

[sureuncertainty]

I posted 1,280 times in 2022

218 posts created (17%)

1,062 posts reblogged (83%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@elytrians

@ablednt

@annieisyourfavourite

@neoncomets

@marcusbrutus

I tagged 1,101 of my posts in 2022

Only 14% of my posts had no tags

#win rambles - 181 posts

#laugh rule - 47 posts

#my art - 35 posts

#my characters - 29 posts

#dracula daily - 27 posts

#the silence agenda - 27 posts

#undescribed - 26 posts

#all for the game - 24 posts

#ref - 23 posts

#yeah - 22 posts

Longest Tag: 139 characters

#i really haven't gotten a good round of feedback and i'm doing another round of edits before revising my query and goign back into querying

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

“no one likes a mad woman/

what a shame she went mad”

24 notes - Posted January 24, 2022

#4

I'm gonna build me an empire And it's lonely at the top But madness and greatness Can both share a face And nobody will ever convince me to stop

(Version without dramatic lighting below)

39 notes - Posted March 24, 2022

#3

today i had the children’s tour at work which is lowkey my favorite but also probably the most exhausting tour and my voice was already rundown so I was a little stressed about it. I had about six or seven very small children (probably like between 5 - 7 years old), some of whom were VERY enthusiastic about Titanic

anyway after the tour when i was catching my breath, i was talking to some of the kids from it in the gift shop. a little boy who had been asking questions the whole time (he was also wearing a captain’s hat) had chosen a little stuffed bear from the gift shop that was labeled a crew member. he asked me what the bear’s name was and I told him that he should come up with the name. he had told me that his favorite story that I had told on the tour was the story of Frederick Barrett (a fireman in the boiler room who’d saved about 70 people from being crushed in a lifeboat... look it up it’s an amazing story) which also happened to be one of my favorites of the crew stories. So I suggested he name it after him

NOT EVEN THINKING about the fact that because it was a stuffed bear, he could name it Frederick BEARett. his parents also found this great, and so that’s what we all decided to name the stuffed bear

i just hope that Frederick Barrett is somewhere in the afterlife happy to have his legacy carried on by a little stuffed bear with his name but as a pun. I know he had a sense of humor so I’d say it’s pretty likely

46 notes - Posted March 26, 2022

#2

doodle of my new blorbo, Andrew Minyard, who did nothing wrong (except for the atrocities)

i love him so much it hurts

65 notes - Posted November 28, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

look at this family, a glowing constellation, so full of stars and everybody wants to shine

99 notes - Posted January 15, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[loadednachosao3]

lalo fucking gus while bolsa is in the cuck chair. honestly i don't know why eladio bolsa and hector didn't fuck gus at the poolside after shooting max like. he's right there.

technically they didn't say they DIDN'T. vravo bince such subtleties

[theitalianmafia]

I posted 6,666 times in 2022

That's 1,208 more posts than 2021!

47 posts created (1%)

6,619 posts reblogged (99%)

Blogs I reblogged the most:

@marcusbrutus

@glitter-garbage

@riflesniper

@rockdownu

@acewarden

I tagged 946 of my posts in 2022

#art - 366 posts

#friend art - 77 posts

#joelle's art - 73 posts

#critical role - 51 posts

#shadowgast - 31 posts

#goncharov - 22 posts

#critical role spoilers - 17 posts

#art ref - 17 posts

#ofmd - 17 posts

#save - 12 posts

Longest Tag: 114 characters

#but if i'm living with someone i close the door bc they are always noisy and watching the tv when i'm tryina sleep

My Top Posts in 2022:

#5

him... 

13 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

#4

listen... volo deserved at least level 75 pokemon

he was an embarrassingly easy fight for me bc I stuck with the same pokemon the entire game.

I feel like him being a bit higher leveled would have rewarded players more for dedicating themselves to their pokemon? idk.

17 notes - Posted April 1, 2022

#3

childhood dream: achieved

21 notes - Posted April 30, 2022

#2

happy pride month! Izzy has rabies

41 notes - Posted June 1, 2022

My #1 post of 2022

this essek didn’t steal the beacons. he gave the bright queen a swirly and demanded them.

84 notes - Posted February 22, 2022

Get your Tumblr 2022 Year in Review →

[gravytoons]

Me vs Friends @marcusbrutus and @paradoxwaning in Pokemon Sleep

[queercodex]

Tag 10 people you want to get to know better. I was tagged by @p0et-anders0n i feel so perceived! also omg tár is so good i've seen it like 10 times! ...also if you can't find it and want 2 watch at home i have a gift for you: it is the most legal video file in the entire world! lmk

Relationship Status: single but i hate how this question makes friendship seem negligible!! those are relationships too!!! with so much love and commitment!!!! especially queer friendships!!!!!!!

Favourite Color: deep turquoise and bright red (especially together)

Song Stuck In My Head: somehow every song at once? it changes so fast aaaa

Last Song I Listened To: i listened to an album by árstíðir to fall asleep but the last song i listened to while also being awake was the dream before by laurie anderson

Three Favorite Foods: apples (macouns but only if they're perfectly ripe, honeycrisp or pink lady otherwise), freeze dried strawberries, and eggs florentine

Last Thing(s) I Googled: lol i googled 'eth letter' to copy and paste into árstíðir bc i haven't had a keyboard with one in ages. before that i googled 'jessica chastain crimson peak' for very normal reasons

Dream Trip: literally anywhere with people i love, i suppose preferably to look at Old Stuff (old trees, old art, whatever). escaping work and routines and eating different food and spending all day doing things for pleasure and seeing new things (fun+scary!) while feeling the constant safety of being with the people i love. i've been to a lot of places and what i love most abt all the trips is the fact that they are trips

Anything I want: to write my dissertation LOL and to stop needing food and water to survive. i simply think eating and drinking should be luxury activities, not necessities. they are lovely sometimes, but it's SO ANNOYING to have to do regularly. like oh no, you're out of credits! insert calories to continue. bitch im busy doing important things like drawing and staring into space

i'll tag @schech @hairbymedusa @nebylitsa @doeintheheadlights @leitharstjarna @lone-rhapsodist @fantasydreamworld @marcusbrutus @emiliosandozsequence @missemorris no pressure! only if it seems fun! i enjoy knowing and being known but also HORRIFYING so do with this what you will :~)

[henrylevesconte]

Part 2 of 3 for Terror Valentine’s I made for my lovely followers and mutuals

Part 1: x

Part 3: x 

Bonus

[garland-on-thy-brow]

marcusbrutus replied to your post “I need to draw Brutecass.”

*palpatine voice* do it

@marcusbrutus I should! It will be so sweet. And I’ll give Brutus the pretty fluffy hair I always imagine him with, that’s what he (and I) deserve.

[skeleton-richard]

marcusbrutus replied to your post: I can’t wait til I have a higher degree and can...

Be warned I heard that when historians write responses to articles they can be ruthless

They are.

I’m even more ruthless in comment threads on Goodreads ;)

[ardenrosegarden]

marcusbrutus mentioned you on a post “Send me brutecass headcanons”

@ardenrosegarden tol Cassius or tol Brutus?

I’m a fan of tall Brutus but that’s in the context of the play I have no idea if that’s accurate