#marlon humphrey

[machinecreature]

kyle hamilton almost has an interception

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[the-football-chick]

IG: nfl

[allpromarlo]

WAIT I JUST REMEMBERED THE TIME MARLON CHOKED OBJ OUT

[litwhorees]

I’m 99.9% sure he’s the funniest athlete on Twitter

[iwasbored777]

This is so creepy...

[ballplayersxo]

Does anyone know who Marlon Humphrey is dating ? (He plays for the Ravens) He talks about his girl on his podcast and little glimpses on his IG story but no tags at all

Another ravens player… does anyone have tea on Patrick Queen or Kyle Hamilton ?

anons

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[the-football-chick]

Top 100 for 2023 as voted on by the players

(nos. 91-100)

[allpromarlo]

i swear to GOD if marlo goes bald again

[velvet4510]

IMPORTANT NOTES: So sorry I had to abbreviate Brando’s amazing On the Waterfront line on the third option - these darn poll entries have a word limit. The full line is this: “You don’t understand! I coulda had class! I coulda been a contender! I coulda been somebody, instead of a bum, which is what I am.”

The penultimate option is from All About Eve.

The final option is from Taxi Driver.

[giveamadeuschohisownmovie]

Ideas for future episodes of “Epic Rap Battles of History”:

1) The Snow White Battle Royale (Brothers Grimm Snow White vs. Disney Snow White vs. OUAT Snow White/Mary Margaret Blanchard vs. Weiss Schnee from RWBY vs. Fables/Telltale Snow White)

2) Wednesday Addams vs. Sabrina Spellman (theme: the “weird” girls who were beloved sitcom characters that later received a dark reboot)

3) Yuri Gagarin vs. Neil Armstrong (theme: the ‘nauts who left their mark on history)

4) Marlon Brando vs. Humphrey Bogart (theme: two actors who are considered to be the greatest)

5) Benedict Arnold vs. Judas Iscariot (theme: two of the most infamous traitors in world history)

6) Hugh Glass vs. Bear Grylls (theme: legendary frontiersman against a TV show survivalist. Both also have a connection to bears)

7) Joseph McCarthy vs. Abigail Williams (theme: individuals whose legacies are tied to two of the most infamous witch hunts in American history)

[indy829]

Midjourney AI's renditions of Old Hollywood stars as Greek gods and goddesses.

Aphrodite (love, beauty) - Marilyn Monroe

Artemis (the hunt) - Grace Kelly

Demeter (the harvest, agriculture) - Audrey Hepburn

Ares (war) - Bette Davis

Athena (wisdom) - Katharine Hepburn

Apollo (the sun, arts, music) - Marlon Brando

Hades (death, the underworld) - Humphrey Bogart

Zeus (king of the gods, sky, thunder) - Clark Gable

Hermes (travel, messenger) - Jimmy Stewart

Poseidon (the sea) - Cary Grant

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[the-football-chick]

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