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disasterbiwriter · 4 months

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in 2020 when we couldn't go on dates or really otherwise leave the house (because of the [checks notes] global health emergency) my husband and i made lists of singers/bands we wanted to listen to, used a random number generator, and used that to choose a band to listen to that week. then on fridays we'd have a lunch "date" and talk about what we liked, didn't like, etc.

anyway we've kept it up since then and that is why if you go onto my spotify i am listening to nothing but bruce springsteen this week.

#honestly i'm surprised it took us this long to put bruce on our lists #but here we are #blog things #married things

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gutzjunkie · 3 months

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#gutzjunkie #nox #The Husband #married things #well. moreso engaged in 8 months. teehee

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loreofthejungle · 1 year

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My husband: "...and here's the goats I picked out!"

Me, looking up what martial art is best to fight livestock: "that's great, dear..."

#married things #i love their hobbies

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bakeddonutt · 3 months

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Apparently when my husband asks me to play with his dick, tapping his balls and then twisting it really fast and saying “Bop it. Twist it” wasn’t what he meant 💀🤣

I’m grounded now💀🤣😂😭

#married life #married couple #married things #couple things

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livelovecaliforniadreams · 23 days

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#Which one is now married again?

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hansoeii · 9 months

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Do you think of me?

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starcurtain · 2 months

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Please someone redraw this with Dr. Ratio and Aventurine because this is the exact vibe they have in my head post-Penacony.

#ratiorine #aventio #aventurine #dr. ratio #honkai star rail #hsr #not exactly #2.1 spoilers #but the vibe isn't present until then #this is canon I'm Hoyo #just trust me #I think my favorite thing about this ship #is that I went in expecting slap slap kiss #but came out of 2.1 convinced that these two could #in fact #get their shit together faster than virtually any other Hoyoverse pair #they're gonna be two years into their relationship before Seele manages to ask Bronya on a date #they're gonna be married before Renheng get their next ship tease #I just think they deserve to be those two guys who show up together #in the background of every promotion and event #and Hoyo never confirms anything #but you never see the one without the other #so everybody just KNOWS #LISTEN HOYO #I'm available for hire #you can pay me to print the money for you

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kenm4vhs · 9 months

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sorry for the noise that’s just me barking

#jujutsu kaisen #jjk #jjk gojo #satoru gojo #jjk satoru #gojo satoru #gojo x reader #gojo x you #jujutsu gojo #gojo x y/n #gojo fucking satoru #gojo fluff #gojo smut #gojou satoru #i wanna eat him #i wanna marry him and have his babies #i would let him do unspeakable and unimaginable things with me

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ingravinoveritas · 3 months

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David wearing a gorgeously sparkly outfit and black kilt while holding a dog and talking to Michael at the BAFTAs. I cannot...

#david tennant #soft scottish hipster gigolo #michael sheen #welsh seduction machine #BAFTAs 2024 #very very married #this is the gayest thing i have ever seen #and i am here for it #let me live please #they are perfect together your honor #truth disguised as a joke #unbelievable #ineffable lovers

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steviesbicrisis · 7 months

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To me it’s the fact that Steve assumed Robin had a license but still woke up 3 hours before his work shift to drive her to school everyday.

That is not a plot hole everybody, that is just the kind of person Steve Harrington is.

#you dont understand #what a great friend Steve is #this is the main reason why I don’t want his story to revolve again around Nancy #it’s him and Robin and they have the greatest friendship in the show #these two mf will get married and live together and it’s going to be 10000% platonic #if you look up platonic soulmates in the dictionary SBAM just pictures of Stobin #Im done bye #steve harrington #platonic stobin #robin buckley #stranger things

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camembri · 4 months

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you wanted zoro to be on whole cake island to fulfil your weird desire to see zoro punish sanji. I wanted zoro on whole cake island because I think he's stupid enough to right place wrong time the plan and accidentally marry Sanji in full view of the whole wedding party in what becomes the most elaborately constructed comedy of errors ever written. we are NOT the same.

#need a fic where zoro genuinely does marry sanji on wci without planning it #type of thing to happen to goofy pre ts zoro #zoro in the same mindset in which he created the usopp sword: well i didn't mean to but i guess this solves the immediate problem #and ofc he just rolls with it #they look at each other after the dust settles like. hey wtf was that. and immediately blame each other #pre relationship AND feelings realisation on both sides #dont get me wrong i love fake relationship that becomes real but hear me out #legal accidental relationship thats extremely convenient and also funny until you pavlov yourself into being in love #vinsmoke sanji #black leg sanji #roronoa zoro #zosan #one piece #sanzo #zoro

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disasterbiwriter · 6 months

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true love is when your partner knows they need to buy two tubs of French's onions because you're just going to eat out of one like a bag of chips.

#Blog things #Married things

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why-is-it-always-autumn · 1 year

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It's good and cool to give your characters a single simple, straightforward, non-urgent, super-achievable goal that shouldn't really cost anything or hurt anyone, make that the driving factor for most of their decisions, and then have the Plot do everything in its power to stop them.

#writing #the two variations are:#character wants to do the thing but to do that they need this guys approval so they have to do him a favor and for the favor they have to g #(cue chain of deals)#(by the end of it youre overthrowing governments and inheriting wizard magic and marrying dragons or whatever)#(you just wanted to fix your niece's teddy bear)#and #youre trying to do this thing but on the way you ran into a person who needs help and it wont take that long #its not like your thing is urgent youll just do this one thing and move on #(this happens 87 more times)#(you also end up overthrowing the government and becoming a wizard)

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loreofthejungle · 1 year

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Me to my husband: "I'm an artist"

The art: