#master obi-wan

[mandoriana]

Dialogues that I know Anakin has said or would say to Obi-Wan during his Padawan days:

Obi-Wan (26 years old): *meditating*

Anakin (12 years old): Master, master, master, master...

Obi-Wan: *sigh* What do you want, Anakin?

Anakin: Did you know that the restaurant on the SS Galactic Titan still serves kolto fishs?

Obi-Wan: ...

Anakin: You know, because the ship sank on Naboo and...

Obi-Wan: I get it, Anakin. Don't you think it's too soon to joke about that tragedy?

Anakin: I don't think so, master 😁

Obi-Wan: Oh dear 🙄

[burnwater13]

Grogu sometimes wondered whether or not the Armorer actually liked Din Djarin. Sure, he was grateful at getting a protector and a dad out of their deal, but with time and distance came objectivity. It sure seemed like she was sending him on a wild tauntaun chase.��

Grogu didn’t even know what ‘kind’ he was. Being a former Jedi youngling wasn’t a ‘kind’. It was more like a status. You start as a youngling, full of ideas and energy. Then you are selected as a padawan, which honestly meant you were now full of fear, second hand embarrassment, and still a lot of energy. 

After that, with hard work and the ability to put up with your Master, you become a Knight. If you’re lucky, which meant having good timing and better than average skills, you became a Master, so you could be annoyed by a youngster who thought you were old and out of touch while you tried to teach them the skills that would help keep them alive in a fairly chaotic galaxy.  

At least, that’s how Master Kenobi explained it once when he was talking to Master Beq in the Arboretum at the Jedi Temple. They weren’t alone of course. Grogu was there. Hiding. 

A trick that he and Ian had cooked up had literally boiled over and he was hoping that the Master in charge of provisions didn’t come to the Arboretum looking for them. Grogu was pretty sure that Ian had climbed the Life tree and he wished he’d been quick enough to do that. 

Instead he was stuck right there, under the bench, listening to the two Jedi masters natter on about how hard it was raising young people to be old people. Of course, that was the problem. Young people didn’t want to be old people. At least not yet. They wanted to take some time and get there when they got there. It was one thing no youngling was impatient about. 

It took all of Grogu’s self control not to laugh at them when they complained about their padawans complaining about carrying their cloaks everywhere. 

“Anakin just refuses to do it. I’ve lost so many cloaks that way.” Master Kenobi has been more sad than irritated. 

“At least Anakin knows his way around a lightsaber. My last padawan practically skewered me with his when I simply asked him to hand it to me. I’ve asked Master Yoda if I might switch to managing the younglings. At least they don’t have access to weapons.”

Master Beq had not met Ian by then, but then how were any of them to know that Ian could find a weapon literally anywhere and they should have thought twice about assigning him kitchen duty.

“If he does, just be careful around Grogu. Everyone thinks he’s a baby, but he’s not. He sees everything and then he tests it out with that friend of his, Ian. I don’t even know who brought the two of them here. I can’t be blamed for that.”

Grogu was about to protest that Obi-Wan was being unfair, when a very aggravated Jedi stomped into the quiet space and stormed right up to them. 

“Have either of you seen that pair of menaces? They’ve made a huge mess in my stockroom and I want them both to sort it out.” 

“Menaces? I suppose you mean Anakin and ?” Obi-Wan asked.

“Anakin? No. He’s fine. He never goes near the place. I mean Ian and his little green friend.” The other Jedi grumbled as if Obi-Wan was being deliberately obtuse.

“Ah, I believe they were assigned to collect trash in the central park as part of a new ‘Give back to Coruscant’ initiative that the Council has undertaken. Perhaps if you go there, you’ll find them.”  Obi-Wan’s voice was kind and consoling and Grogu wondered at the time if he would ever learn to lie like that. 

When the irate Jedi left the Arboretum, Grogu heard Master Obi-Wan chuckle.

“Alright Grogu. You can come out now. I can hear your stomach growling.”

Grogu had trudged out of hiding and smiled a little sadly at the two Jedi who were now looking at him so intently. 

“This is half of our most dynamic duo, Master Beq. If you start to manage the younglings, this is who you will need to keep an eye on. All the time.”

Obi-Wan’s voice hadn’t changed in tone and Grogu wondered if he was trying to trick the younger Master. 

Years later, he’d been able to ask the Jedi Master that question and Obi-Wan had replied that everyone needed a break once in a while. Even a Jedi Master. 

Perhaps that’s what the Armorer needed. A break. Grogu expected that Mandalorians were a lot like he and Ian had been at the Jedi Temple. Always up to something and eager to find the next problem, even if they couldn’t solve it. 

Now that was a funny thought. Grogu hadn’t found a problem yet that his Mandalorian couldn’t solve, but maybe someday he wouldn’t have his weapons handy and would have to do solve them a different way.  

[jedi-starbird]

Broke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because he didn't fit in/Palpatine isolated him

Woke: Anakin doesn't have any jedi friends his own age because all his classmates keep trying to sleep with his Master and it's driving him crazy. If ONE more person asks him for Obi-Wan’s number he's gonna scream.

Ahsoka: Skyguy! Did you know the senior padawans put out a yearbook?? You'll never guess who won MILF (Master I'd Like To Fuck) of the year!!!

Anakin, not looking up: It’s Obi-Wan.

Ahsoka: ...huh did you already see it?

Anakin, with a thousand yard stare: It's always Obi-Wan. It's been Obi-Wan for the last 10 years Snips.

[tuserlivia]

STAR WARS Episode III - Revenge of the Sith | Obi-Wan Kenobi 1.06

[deliquesaint]

Using your Jedi Council privileges to get General Skywalker discharged early from the medical bay (again)

[milkcioccolato]

Dad Maul discovers the joys of fatherhood

[m00ntunaart]

I said what I said.

[coline7373]

Happy Ides of March!!!!

🔪🤴🗡

This is a WIP but a friend told me to mark the day with what I’ve got. So. BEHOLD! My stuff.

Tumblr is very unfriendly to horizontal art so I suggest you to click on it to see everyone 💖

The finished version next time…

[mayhemspreadingguy]

Anakin the weighted blanket

[maran-foxes]

yknow how Obi-wan and Quinlan are really close friends and that probably means Aayla and Anakin have a weird sibling/cousin relationship. and that make way for some really funny stuff.

for example, the jedi got to pick battalion colors at the beginning of the war, and Aayla's blue right? so she's like, "hm, it'd be fun if i matched with my men right?", and she goes the next morning and find out that Anakin, the little shit, has already taken blue. He doesn't even like blue.

and thats my little headcanon about how the 501st ended up being painted blue.

[morgan-n-cheese-91]

old Obi-Wan is so funny to me because his sass and overall bitchiness is like the last thing he's got and I'm so proud it survived the great depression of his 40s.

[croissant-9904]

‧⋆.˚⭒⋆May the 4'th be with you⋆⭒˚.⋆‧

[galactic-rhea]

One day i will create some serious art. But that day isn't today.

the individual art under the cut!

[palfriendpatine66]

My gods I LOVE Ewan McGregor’s Obi-Wan but NOTHING will ever be more peak Obi-Wan than 2003 Clone Wars Obi-Wan barking at Anakin every chance he gets and just out there serving cunt on the front lines

[padawansuggest]

AU where Jango time travels, saves Jaster, and accidentally becomes Dooku’s controversially young boytoy and accidentally convinces him to become Obi-Wan’s master when he meets the 10 year old in the temple while avoiding Jaster in the archives and gets attached to Smolbi-Wan. He is now a stepdad. Fuck. Jaster keeps stealing the kiddo while Jango is getting his back blown out by a sorta former Sith.

[gffa]

I need everyone to know that it's very likely, when Anakin overdoes some cool as hell Force thing, he probably absolutely HOUSES every edible thing in a 30 meter distance. I am imagining, after Mortis and the sick as fuck stuff he pulled here, after about 30 minutes into the trip home, Obi-Wan and Ahsoka found him face-first in the rations box just absolutely CRAMMING HIS FACE, full chipmunk cheeks with protein bars and strawberry flavored nutrient paste smeared along his cheeks, and nobody says a word. Just the quiet "*munchmunchSWALLOWmunchmunchGULPmunchmunchmunch*" in the background. Absolutely nothing is safe after a Jedi does something cool, all the clones just look at each other in awe of the entire tank General Kenobi lifted up with the Force and forcibly threw into the middle of a bunch of battle droids and they all silently dig out their extra ration bar in their armor and start handing them over, while Obi-Wan is just woodchippering them like he's never eaten a single thing before in his life.