#incorrect qutoes

[mandoriana]

Arthur to Merlin: I may not have many friends, but I have you, who also is of no use, but i like you.

Merlin: 😒

[dariann-garcia]

A veces es necesario callar para escuchar lo que realmente queremos decir.

[taergalive]

A collection of incorrect Radioapple quotes because I have a problem and I'm making it yours

Lucifer, talking to Alastor on the phone: Did you preheat the oven like I told you to? Alastor: You bet! Lucifer: At what temperature? Alastor: 535. Lucifer: That's the clock. Alastor: Lucifer: Alastor: 536. -- Lucifer: Alastor was banned from the buffet, so we had to go out of town to get some. Alastor: Well, they shouldn’t say “all you can eat” if they don’t mean it. Lucifer: Alastor, you ate the chef. -- Alastor: Okay. I get it. You've had a really hard time lately, you're stressed out, seven people died- Lucifer: Twelve, actually. Alastor: Not the point. Look, they're dead now and really whose fault is that? Lucifer: Yours! Alastor: That's right, no one's. -- Lucifer: Okay, truth or dare? Alastor: Truth Lucifer: How many hours have you slept this week? Alastor: Alastor: ...Dare Lucifer: Go to bed. Alastor: I don’t like this game. -- Lucifer: Stop buying plastic skeletons for Halloween! It's terrible for the environment! Alastor: Yeah! Locally sourced, all-natural skeletons are much more environmentally friendly! -- Lucifer: I’m gonna need a human skull and I can't have you ask any questions why. Alastor: Only if you also don't ask why Alastor: *Pulls out 7 pristine human skulls* Take your pick. Lucifer: Alastor: Lucifer: This one is fine -- Lucifer: Oh just so you know, it's very muggy outside Alastor: Alastor: Lucifer, I swear, if I step outside and all of our mugs are on the front lawn... Lucifer: *Sips coffee from bowl*

[micheleblack]

[Remus runs into the Gryffindor dorm room he shares with Sirius and the others.] Sirius: What's wrong? Remus: Snape figured it out. I don't know how, but he knows I'm a werewolf. He's been telling everyone that I'm some kind of beast. Sirius: Don't cry. I can fix this! Remus: How?! Sirius: Just watch [leaves the dorm] ___ [The next morning in the Great Hall] James: So Remus, why does the whole school seem to believe you are a sex god? Remus: head in hands [James turns and looks at Sirius knowingly] Sirius: What?! I just told everyone he was a beast in bed.

[memelordotherblog]

Sylvester, the second Gladstone, makes Mortimer question him and stop being the perfect minion to boss around: Looks like we got kill Mortimer's boyfriend, Pete.

Pete: Got it.

Mortimer who just walked in: Whaa-

[ladymarvel27]

Esteban: Would you slap your best friend in the face for ten million? Pierre: I'd roundhouse kick you in the face for free. Esteban, tearing up: I'm your best friend?

[authenticity2025]

“Self-love, my liege, is not so vile a sin as self-neglect” William Shakespeare

[beauleifu]

Mayor: *kidnaps reader again*

Y/N: *whips out a get of jail free card* Whoops, you gotta let me go now sir-

Mayor: *grinning wickedly* The game ended three hours ago, dear, and I won

[all-that-is-gold-is-now-gone]

Jace: I don't know what the hell is happening and I have somehow been left in charge Harwin: You should never be left in charge Jace: You don't think I know that?!

[penelope-regulus]

Winter: I’ve been dropping them the most insanely obvious hints for like a year now. No response.

Reynold: Wow. They sound stupid.

Winter: But they’re not. They’re really smart actually. Just dense.

Reynold: Maybe you need to be more obvious? Like, I don’t know… “Hey! I love you!”

Winter: I guess you’re right. Hey Reynold, I love you!

Reynold: See! Just say that!

Winter: Holy f***ing s***.

Reynold: If that flies over their head then, sorry Winter, but they're too dumb for you.

Winter: Reynold.

[passalong-incorrect-quotes]

Gretchen: What do you have? Young Jo: *running away* A sword! Gretchen: *chasing after her* No!

[mandoriana]

Merlin telling Lancelot about his adventures after they reunite.

Lancelot: And then?

Merlin: Then I got thrown against a wall! The wall broke and I plummeted down the tower!

Lancelot: By the gods, Merlin, how did you survive?

Merlin: Well, I unfortunately died... but then I survived!

[strawberrycookielover3]

Alice: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.

Reko: You and me!

Alice: *tearing up* Ok.

[webb3rzz]

regulus: Are we really going to let barty keep evan? dorcas: We kept pandora.

[random-twst-and-oc-stuff]

Twst OC Incorrect Quotes #19

Riddle: Get down from there!

Quinn: *up in a tree* No!

Riddle: *knowing he can't collar them* I'll call the Headmage!

Quinn: Go ahead! I'll fight him if I have to!

Riddle: *sighs and holds up a bag of cookies* I have cookies.

Quinn: *immediately gets down and grabs the bag* I totally would've fought him.

Riddle: *disappointed and impressed by their audacity* I know you would.

[memelordotherblog]

Mortimer reading the chat: Blot kinda hot? Who is that- THE MOST WANTED CRIMINAL from deep- STOPPP...... no stop, stop.