#maybe because she's a vampire?

[bet-on-me-13]

Vampire Misunderstanding

So! Danny got adopted by Bruce Wayne, but he doesn't know that Bruce is the Batman. He is just supernaturally oblivious to all things Batman related going on in the House.

But he does notice that Bruce leaves home a lot at night, that he doesn't like to go out in the day and often has his parties at night, and once or twice he's caught Bruce with a bit if blood still splattered on his cheek.

So he comes to the only plausible conclusion. Bruce is a Vampire.

He starts trying to hint at the fact that he knows, but doesn't want to just go out and say it. What if Bruce reacts negatively to him knowing? He's dealt with enough Supernatural Beings to know that they don't like other people (and especially other supernatural beings) intruding on their lives.

So Danny decided to subtly hint at it.

He started asking questions like "So hypothetically, how would you deal with having a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?" Or "So if you had very sensitive skin that could sunburn extremely easily, how much cloud cover would you need to go outside?" And "So what's your opinion on a High-Iron Diet?"

Basically just tossing out questions and trying to Guage Bruce's reaction.

He thinks he's doing a good job!

...

Bruce is certain that he has adopted a Vampire.

Danny is a good kid, but he has a few oddities that are hard to ignore.

For one, his skin is constantly Ice Cold, but he never seens to be bothered by it. As if he was an Undead that didn't require Body Heat anymore.

He also seems to like Hanging out in the Graveyard outside, and when asked about it he says that he is comforted by the place. Just like the Vampires he has met in the past, who feel comfortable when surrounded by Death.

And of course the biggest reason for suspicion is the fact that Danny seems to be hinting at it to him.

He keeps asking stuff like "How would you deal with a Garlic Allergy in Gotham?", probably trying to hint that he is a Vampire who can't eat Garlic, or asking about easy to sunburn skin, saying that he is probably not a Daywalker.

Bruce hopes Danny will just come clean about it soon, he doesn't want to intrude upon the kid when he is so obviously nervous about how he will react.

[clarkgriffon]

BUFFY THE VAMPIRE SLAYER 7x05 | “Selfless” 

[tenderjock]

I’m with you, my love The lights shining through on you Yes, I’m with you, my love It’s the morning and just we two

[elverrie]

you know what, buffy and faith should`ve kissed. fuck it, spike and faith should`ve kissed. buffy and spike shoud`ve kissed more. it`s fine, it`s okay, buffy has two hands to hold them both and spike is used to being in polycules. and willow and cordy should`ve kissed. willow and anya also. tara and buffy!! faith and willow should`ve definitely kissed. xander deserves no kisses, he only can spy on angel getting his teeth knocked out and then being kissed fiercely by spike on the lips.

[fandommothfreak]

I'm so sorry to anyone who followed me for anything else but Sinners will be the only thing I talk about for the next week probably. Everybody look at my beautiful baby son

And my beautiful baby son's beautiful wife

And my beautiful wife

And my other beautiful wife who is homicidal

And my other other beautiful wife who is also homicidal but for better reasons

And these two beautiful businessmen

And this BEAUTIFUL BEAUTIFUL man right here

I love them with my whole heart.

[kaizokuseb]

buffy the vampire slayer is a show about a badass young woman doing everything right while the people around her act like she needs to walk on eggshells to protect their fragile little egos and also save their lives on the daily

[ladykatibeth]

So I’ve seen a lot of people make it so that Daniel is having an affair with Armand while in a relationship with Alice (which I think is fair and much more likely) but imagine with me….

Daniel’s daughters are ranting to their mom about how weirdly young their dad’s new boyfriend is. Alice asks to see a picture and goes “huh, that looks almost exactly like your dad’s boyfriend in the early 80’s…”

Daniel’s daughters:????

Alice: What you think free love was only for the 60’s?

[mustbolt]

KNOW THY ENEMY, katherine + elena.

[kaitcake1289]

IMPLIED TVC SPOILERS !!

"[...] so she could stay in the same flat-chested, hairless-crotched 14-year-old baby doll body as her mind and spirit turn 19, 20, 25, 63, 358..."

[psychophanticpervert]

Lil Nurse Yunie to celebrate getting into nursing school. Coughs up blood.

Yunie ( @wreckowafer )

[caitlynmeow]

Look at how pale they are.

On the sunniest summer days, the daughters would cook under the sun for HOURS trying to get even the slightest tan, but it never happens. Usually, they give up by sunset with no change in their skin color at all (at best) and sometimes they leave with slight burns (at worst) but in either case, no tan.

[tenderjock]

ALONE, adj. 1. being apart from others; 2. being without anyone or anything else; 3. considered separately from all others of the same class.

Buffy the Vampire Slayer s06e03 "After Life" / [CARNAGE] by Gabrielle Joy Lessans / Friend by Kiki Smith / Girl and Death by Edvard Munch / Fist and Palm by Carl Phillips / The Wanderer by unknown, translated by Roy M. Liuzza

[nolassolace]

"A feeling new and surprising but it wasn't the sound that made my heart pound No, it was because I found her hand is in mine.

- Who cares what you are listening to, it's who you're listening with."

This piece has been the death of me but I think I'm finally happy with it 💕

[thefandomenchantress]

Henry and Liam have this argument every Halloween.

[vickyvicarious]

And yet, if it be true, what terrible things there are in the world, and what an awful thing if that man, that monster, be really in London! I fear to think. I have this moment, whilst writing, had a wire from Jonathan, saying that he leaves by the 6:25 to-night from Launceston and will be here at 10:18, so that I shall have no fear to-night. Will you, therefore, instead of lunching with us, please come to breakfast at eight o'clock, if this be not too early for you?

Mina goes from "if he's in London" -> "I fear to think" -> "Jonathan will be home tonight so I won't fear tonight." It seems like she's worried for him being in the same place as Dracula for the night. Not necessarily because she thinks the Count will hunt him down, though that's always a possibility if he were to spot Jonathan somewhere this time. But at least for Jonathan seeing him and having another fit without her there to take care of him.

So of course Jonathan coming back to her tonight will ease those fears. But also, she's ready for them both to talk with Van Helsing over breakfast tomorrow, which she definitely would not spring on him with no warning. So she is planning on greeting him home and then having the conversation tonight. I want to see it so badly...

[crowleysfall]

“claudia joined the coven what was louis supposed to do” idk defended her against the people making fun of her?? believed her when she told him his new boyfriend had just threatened her instead of dismissing her?? i love louis as much as the next person but that man has been failing claudia like CRAZY