Tagged by @tizniz who decided to drop a whole ass fic as her snippet haha
The smutty beans paid me a visit last night and I was able to chip away a bit more at the final chapter of Rival Firefighters 🚒 ... so here’s a spicy nsfw snippet under the cut for you all 😘
Eddie whispers into Buck's ear, "I'm gonna make you feel so good, Buck,” and then he's slowly rising up and sinking back down again, the slow drag of Buck’s cock inside him feeling absolutely fucking delicous.
He keeps the pace leisurely for a while, tangling his hands in Buck’s hair and swallowing down every grunt and moan with slow sensual kisses. Buck’s hands run up and down Eddie’s back and shoulders, never lingering too long in one place, as if he can’t decide where he wants to touch him.
Eddie rolls his hips forward sharply, earning a loud grunt from Buck. Eddie smirks and does it again, but this time Buck is expecting it and meets him with a buck of his own hips, effectively wiping the smirk off of Eddie’s face as Buck’s cock brushes up against his prostate.
“Oh —,” He buries his face into Buck’s shoulder as Buck keeps rolling his hips upwards in a pace that’s just this side of too slow for what Eddie’s craving. “Buck, I need—”
“Mmm what do you need, baby?”
“Fuck, I need - ah - need you to fuck me.”
“I am fucking you.”
Eddie mewls, high and needy and he'd probably be embarrassed about it but his mind is too clouded with need. Need for Buck.
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My sister asked me to clear an overgrown area of her backyard for her to do some gardening so I put on my butch jockstrap and went to town on some holes
*Also adding larceny, threatening, intimidation, and forgery. The only crime my boy can’t commit is tax evasion because that would require him to have money and a job and his living situation begs to differ 😭😭😭
Don't get me wrong. Tears of the Kingdom is a fantastic game. I'm still having so much fun with it. It delivered on so many fronts. It has my favorite final boss in the series. And the new mechanics really do make BotW feel like a tech demo.
But.
My Big Complaint is: TotK should not have been a sequel to BotW.
(spoilers below the cut!)
I understand why they did it, and think it was inevitable. Getting to reuse the assets and maps saved so much time. And BotW was such a huge success that they couldn't not give it a sequel.
But seriously, what the heck?
TotK's storytelling basically ignored or erased everything that happened in BotW. What happened to the Sheikah tech that was literally everywhere? The Divine Beasts that had been plaguing the four regions for a century? Zelda's incorporeal battle with evil incarnate for 100 years and the inevitable trauma she and Link must have after everything that's happened to them? Nah we don't talk about that. Half the NPCs don't even know who Link is despite having plenty of canonical interactions.
And I'm like, ok, I get it, sure. We are so 100% into this new plot we don't have time to explain away the old stuff and I'll just have to deal with it. All right, sure! BotW had very cool and well crafted lore, I'm sure TotK will too! I can't wait for this airtight new story!
Except 🤨
Who are the Zonai actually? Why did they come to Hyrule and from where? Why do we only meet two of them? If Rauru and Sonia are the first of the Royal Family, is she part of the goddess' bloodline (a direct descendant of SS Zelda)? Did she die childless? If they had a child, was it distinctly half Zonai? SO MANY GANONDORF QUESTIONS I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE TO START??!?! What's the deal with the secret stones anyway? Who made them? Why do they cause draconification? Is that what happened to Dinraal, Farosh, and Naydra? The Sheikah Shrines were trials left behind by devoted monks who underwent self mummification to train the Hero, but what's the deal with the Zonai ones again? And if they're supposed to be for Link too, when did Rauru have time to build them? And like the Depths?! Make zero sense??!
I could go on and on. As much fun as this game is and as cinematic as a lot of it was, the whole thing is riddled with holes and would've been SO MUCH BETTER if they just made it its own pocket universe like they did with Termina. Trying to have it make sense in the world BotW already established is impossible, and honestly just sort of like. Disrespectfully shoves BotW's dead body off a cliff and hopes no one finds the remains.
So, yeah! Great game! Beefy cutscenes! Fantastic ending! Awesome mechanics! But really really disappointing BotW erasure.
(I also feel like it suffered from trying to follow the same open world formula? Lots of people found the Tears in the wrong order and felt like they spoiled the story for themselves. And the way you were going around doing "search for Zelda" sidequests when you knew where she was but couldn't tell anyone seemed like an oversight. And I wouldn't have minded some more traditional dungeons, like what the Fire and Lightning temples had going on, but just, like. More.)
ik it's not good to latch onto a mental illness as your defining trait but also. babe i don't have much else going on or any other sense of identity beyond it