#mcga quotes

[caleohateclub]

Magnus in the first pages of his first book:

Don't kill yourself, kids

Apollo in the middle of his third book:

Kids, please watch as I kill myself

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

Can you tell who my favs are from this post? Probably lol

Part 7 (as well as all the others)

[ace-writer-lani]

Okay but imagine Hotel Valhalla having a reality tv show

Alex [facing a camera]: It's pretty chill here, I guess. We just wake up, kill, feast, do whatever, and repeat

[In the background Magnus trips and kills himself by falling on his own sword]

Alex: Obviously though, some of us have it easier than others

(Part two)

[riordanverse-craziness]

Alex: Well, my first rule would be that no one can veto my rules. Magnus: Well, that’s called “tyranny”, and it’s generally frowned upon.

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Blitzen: I knew you two couldn't stay mad at each other! Alex: Oh yeah, we're closer than ever. Alex & Sam: *hold up their hands to show they've been handcuffed to each other* Hearth: [signing] You wanna tell me how this happened? Sam: Well, Magnus thought- Blitzen: Oh man, I wish that boy would stop doing that.

[xixovart]

demigods as things my friends have said PART TWO!,

this time featuring my family’s quotes! :D

cecil: [odd statement thqt i dont wanna revisit because my sister doesn’t know what tmi is], so i just gotta keep my mouth shut for 5 hours!!

nico: i would love it if you could keep your mouth shut for five hours.

jason: you think i would bite a headphone?

…

jason: don’t answer that.

five year old little italian nico, uppon arriving to the u.s: my espik in english perfect

nico: vibrating bones,,.

nico: that’s like.. a portable massage chair.

percy: my whole life is a dyslexia moment!!

annabeth: piper was probably sleeping

piper: yeah i was sleeping

piper: with yOUR MOMMMM ‼️‼️‼️🔥🔥🗣🗣

kayla: sacrifice… i need a sacrifice..

kayla, visibly having an epiphany: my brother..

hazel, s.o.n, about frank: i have half of a chinese friend

percy: half??? what happened to the orher half?

hazel: it’s in canada

leo after building the argo: i’ve created a disasterpiece

sam: my phone autocorrected magnus to meals??

magnus: is it because i’m a snack?

blitz: who do you take me for? a common whore?

hearth: *well..*

blitz: HEY!

alex: in every situation i choose chaos

[sapphicwithapen]

low effort pjo memes (part two, electric boogaloo)

[simpingforpjo]

Alex: No one can hurt you if you detach yourself from everything and avoid becoming emotionally invested in anyone.

Magnus, approaching: Hi

Alex, sweating: shit.

[andwhateverwalkedthere]

“Typical. Somebody says fruity edge and immediately my name comes to mind.”

— Magnus Chase I am DECEASED

[toomanyincorrectquotes]

Magnus: can i go to the movies tonight?

Blitz: what do i look like? your dad? do whatever you want, i don’t care

Magnus: okay—

Blitz: but be home by ten, don’t talk to strangers, and remember to look both ways before crossing the street

Magnus:

Blitz: oh, and here, ten bucks for popcorn

[nicodiangelo-we-stan]

I’ve made ten of these but I have these I’ve never posted due to being either ooc or space issues so…here! last post of these!

[ace-writer-lani]

Alex: Stop...stop doing that.

Magnus: Doing what?

Alex: That. With your face.

Magnus: ...smiling?

Alex: Yes. It's distracting and it's so bright it makes me want to kill you.

Magnus: How romantic.

[riordanverse-craziness]

Blitzen: Does your room have mirrors? Magnus: Yes. Blitzen: Then you saw what that jacket looked like, and you still decided to wear it?

[incorrect-riordanverse-quotes]

Annabeth: I heard you were dead. Magnus: Only mostly dead.

[purechaos123]

Sam, Magnus, and Alex incorrect quote+A Percabeth version of it

Alex: So I've been thinking-

Sam+Magnus(not a ship): That's dangerous

Now time for the Percabeth one!

Percy: So I've been thinking-

Annabeth: That's dangerous

[bugwolfsstuff]

Wolf: I think I have fallen in love with Loki. Any thoughts?

Magnus: And prayers....your gonna need them.

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